ASMR One by one through over 50 triggers (binaural)
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- Опубликовано: 30 авг 2017
- Hello everyone,
Some ASMR content creators can guarantee from 100 up to 400% chance that you will fall asleep to their videos.
My Cali boy was frustrated when I showed him these numbers.
''Well, it seems pretty high to me and probably We'll never be able to make a better one'' - He commented
- ''What should we do?'' - He asked
- ''Oh you dummy... do not take it seriously man. Just think about it for a second. Is there really any difference between 100 and 400%?.'' - I asked
-'' Of course! It is clear that 400% is a higher number.'' - Cali boy answered
- ''Ok Einstein. Let's suppose you are going to order a large pizza. They ask you if you would like your pizza into 8 or 12 slices. What would you choose and why?''
- ''Eight slices''
- ''Why?''
- ''I would't be able to eat 12.''
- ''You are telling me that you want to have your pizza into 8 rather than 12 slices because you won't be able to eat 12 right?''
- ''Yes.... because I can't eat the extra..... 4.'' - Cali boy told me with his eyes rolled up as if his brain was about to explode
- ''Ok my boy. I think it is enough for today. Let's go and make a video with infinitely large chances of falling asleep. Remember that infinity is not a number. It is just a concept of being endless''
- ''Whoooa man I think I need some crinkle sounds to calm my nerves.''
Soundtracks: asmrsurgeaudio.bandcamp.com/r...
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0:11 Leather wallet
0:45 Plastic wrapper on boudoir biscuits
1:19 Box with metal studs
2:21 Yellow plungers
3:00 Silicone ice cube tray
3:44 Opening box with paperknife
3:56 Soap sculptures
4:31 Soap carving
5:11 Soap sculptures continued
5:25 Cloth bag with wooden puzzle
5:43 Item tag
5:56 Cloth bag continued
6:07 Heat protective cushion
6:41 Block of modelling clay in plastic
6:54 Freezer bag with items
7:01 Small plastic pumpkin
7:13 Freezer bag
7:23 Hot glue stick and wooden case
8:11 Fake wreath
8:39 Red and white felt buffer (disc thing-ey)
9:57 Latex gloves
10:35 Orange and green sponges
11:30 Spray bottle and yellow sponge
12:03 Small wooden picture frame
12:51 Australian flag
13:45 Wooden tongs and scoop
14:20 Tweezers
15:08 Tiny plastic flask
15:53 Ear brushing
16:24 Plastic tray with matchbooks
16:31 Matchbox and matchbook
16:55 Lighting matches
17:23 Plastic tray continued
17:58 Cardboard case with pull-off lid
18:17 Hand-wipe packaging (?)
19:00 Deck of playing cards
19:49 Plastic tube of cream
20:32 Ink bottle lid
21:22 Chalk on blackboard
22:06 Kinetic sand packaging
22:14 Kinetic sand and pizza roller
23:16 Thick plastic case with paintbrushes
23:41 Fidget spinner
24:28 Small metal tin with plastic lid
25:14 Hole puncher
25:44 Tiny glass bottle with plastic cap
26:08 Thick piece of cardboard
26:51 Art paper
27:20 Ping-pong balls
28:08 Tiny remote
28:46 Tangle toy
29:19 Fidget cube
30:12 Lid of shallow container
30:41 Pea fidget toy
31:07 Two wooden blocks
32:00 Plastic sticker thing (?)
32:30 Beanbag
33:06 Small paint container and paintbrush
34:00 Leather camera bag
34:38 Wig cutting
35:26 Wig massaging
35:39 Wig brushing
36:15 Hairbrush
36:53 Metal tube of cream
37:25 Overly complicated wooden safe
37:58 Smartphone
38:42 Mortar and pestle
39:15 Kindle
I needed this thank you !!
Thanks!
Dot Rain The unknown item with the matchbox is a matchbook. 🙂
Derp, I forgot to say thank you for posting the timestamps! You're a saint!
Whoops! You missed one. Tiny glass bottle with a plastic cap at 25:44.
My eyes says sleep by my mind says "look at the screen to see what's making the noise"
Katie April saaaaaaaame
Haven't read a more relatable comment in a while
Sameeee
Sameeeeeee
When I do open my eyes & see what it is sometimes I don't enjoy the sound as much as not knowing. Lol 🤷🏼♀️
the description was so good holy crap
Kennedy Johnson How many slices of pizza do you want?
Reminds me of the video that Cowbelly shared. I think it came from that
Still the same amount of pizza either way lol.
Exalted Nevaeh it's like that shit saying 'which is heavier, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?' It's easy to fall into the trap if your mind is elsewhere hehe ^^.
Impending Doom I like being able to eat the whole slice so I would have 20-30 slices
25:50 this sound is just perfect !
Wow
6:19 thanks dude, was getting a bit sweaty
a thing that could be fun would be to make like a trigger award video series. Let me explain, you start with lots of objects and triggers sounds like this video and then make a poll to see the fav triggers of your viewers, then make a second video with the winning ten, a re-do a poll for the finale. Then again a video where you take your time with each objects and sounds. And the last poll where the winning trigger is voted. To finally make video with this single trigger, where you take as much time as needeed to make us enjoy the great sounds! I don't know if this is really clear but I keep thinking about that and how cool it could be, plus it could allow you to really retain your audience!
That's a really good idea! Thank you so much for suggesting it. I'll try to bring it into being as soon as possible.
ASMRSurge so happy that you saw my comment, thank you to take the time to make such videos, I really enjoy them and if you do this trigger award thing I would be proud to have been a small part of it !
yuna Mn yaaaa good idea !
Wowie that's a good idea
A++ idea
31:24 loading..
reina del bloque this made me laugh haha
X it
XD
Came for the description, stayed for the ASMR
Mashups 'N Motion came
came
came
came
"Came for the description, stayed for the ASMR," he commented.
This guy honestly never not once fails to make an absolutely brilliant masterpiece of a video, big props to you mate 💥💯👌🏼
Thank you so much for the kind words Dylan!
Dylan Bb my name is also Dylan and I approve this message
Dylan Bb and description
Dylan Bb My name is also Dylan and I approve this message
my name is Manfred but I approve this message, too
Does anyone else scroll through the comments looking for time stamps of people's favorite parts so you can listen to that part too and see how good it is.
emerson rice Me lol xD
emerson rice YEEEEEEEEES
Oh you bet I do
emerson rice no
Yeah
I was diagnosed with stage 3 terminal bone cancer a few days ago. Watching your videos makes it a bit easier to forget about my pains. Thank you for all your relaxing videos
dakotta turner damn, I'm really sorry to hear that. I wish you the best, sincerely.
dakotta turner May Allah help you in your time of need. Wish you luck mah bro.
dakotta turner I'm so sorry ;(
Thank you. I believe there is a greater reason I was given my cancer. And all there is to do now is move forward with a positive mindset ❤️
dakotta turner if you don't mind me asking asking, can you tell me this greater reason? It's okay if you don't want to. Completely understandable.
2:25 holy shit this sound is amazing
Brendan Lahman he's done a whole video on something similar, search asmrsurge earcupping ;)
Invictable - Fortnite
Thanks!
3:57 GUYS SOAP CARVING GARFIELD AND THE BOAT CAME BACK!!!!
6:44 Was so scared he would throw it on the table :p
Jimbao HAHAHHAHA XDDD
HERE'S YOUR ASMR! It would have been hilarious ;)
OMG THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING...
Jimbao LMFAOOOO
He deserves more recognition for the way that he does this. He's so amazing and talented and the quality is goals for any youtuber.💯
He is a genius!
Wagner Ribeiro de Santana not really lol he just has a good microphone and can use his fingers pretty well and knows what makes good sounds I guess ,& I'll be there soon if it kills me...I have way to much fun playing with sound. Comment god plz bless me with a binaural mic soon. 😇
Melinda shouldn't you be asking for your job to bless you with a paycheck to buy a mic. God isn't real.
Melinda i hope god makes u lose ur hands
Joey, I was going to say, "I Agree", But God is real so... (don't you think about posting a negative comment to this one)
He's the hero Gotham needs
20:40
I LOVE CAP SOUNDS ESPECIALLY ONES WITH OIL DROPPERS! I LOVE GLUESTICK SOUNDS TOO
THE RETURN OF THE GREAT RED DISC THINGY 8:40
Sophie Maldonado yes!!! I could listen to it for hours
I know right?
Cup coaster
Good Lord man, you trying to make me overdose?
I think ASMR is like marijuana, it helps you relax and there is no way you can OD on it. LOL.
Tommy Diaz I think ODing on ASMR is just falling asleep
Overdose?Someone call the doctor
MJ 😂 e x o
You're making it sound like it's a BAD thing!
I live for your amazing descriptions!👌
momo4-07 I love you 😍🙈
Tony Stark Stop Motions dude....what the fuuuck man
Tony Stark Stop Motions LMAO
When you change your mind about using the 5 lb brick of cocaine for ASMR crinkle sounds. 6:45
Anthony Hartman at least I wasn't the only person thinking that that was drugs
You killed me haha !
Hahahahaha
I´m waking my parent´s right now!
I cant stop laughing!
The microphone is so sensitive, that if he farted the whole world would know.
Lump Universe there’s always 1 person in the comments completely off topic to make people laugh. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@John Ebinger you’re fun at parties it seems
Accurate
This is what I call quality content
Azalea **the highest quality content**
But seriously, in my 3 ish years of knowing about and scouring the internet for good asmr, this guy has risen to number 1 haha
The red disk is back! You and FastASMR are great at creating sounds around the microphones. The sounds of the movement from side to side, front to back, are my tingle triggers. Great video!
I loved the part when ASMR Surge slides Australia in my face xD (13:08)
dgtr94 Having an Australian in your face is a great experience. Keen as.
dgtr94 no it is english flag with little stars on it you dummy
Twinkle twinklee
dgtr94 he made it actually enjoyable and this is coming from a New Zealander
Isn't that the British flag?
NeonSiked not sure if joking or culturally confused ._.
22:25 BOI Y U GONNA CUT YO HANDS
Pizza cutter is not dat sharp hun
The dedication you put into your videos is amazing!
6:45 who else thought he was going to slam the bag of rice onto the table? 😂😂😂
Alan Flores ?
@@Alfez34 wrong site dude
I miss Lydia M 😔
@@OraSmokey bruh
The red and white felt buffer (8:44) was personally my favorite and I love.
Have you noticed that in some points he stops like he wants to hear something and then continues?🤔🤔(31:23)
You ca actually hear something in the background and on the shadow you can see his head looking up as something moved so it mightve been his cat or dog or someone that was with him atm
This channel is my favorite cause I don't get tingles from other channels but this one always fines a way. Keep up the good work❤
Finds* sorry for correcting you
You never fail to surprise me,😊 amazing video as always and your description is what I live for, it is pure gold I say💰
And you definitely deserve more subscribers.
Yee boi get them sounds directly into my ear canal yesssssss
no homo
I ate boudoir biscuits and they are weird tasting
@@Gragglesimpson1 I misread that as grounded-
the descriptions are pure gold
Btw all of these sounds are great. I love how there are so many in one video, it's a great way to find your favorite trigger.
I've fallen in love with your videos. Please, keep on the great job you do! The most satisfying ASMR! I'm sooo grateful!
Out of all my years boxing, no one has ever knocked me out this fast...
Yeah uh I thought the rose was a boxing glove tbh
So Garfield did manage to finish his journey in his soap boat!
lol to me that was a bathtub
I was thinking: The Little Bathtub Boy
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! I have ADHD and I can't even focus on triggers if they last too long. you change the triggers quickly + LOTS of triggers so this is just perfect! ❤
I have ADHD and Autism too
Ooh amazing sounds😍
I really enjoy your videos!! Keep up the great work!!
Omg your descriptions are life😂amazing video though 💕
I want to sleep to these vids but at the same time I need to know what the triggers are.
Mariah B I feel your pain
This is the absolute best asmr channel ever usually in order to go to sleep I gotta take a pill but this put me outttt
Another lovely video, with an always funny description! Keep up the awesome job!
omg why is this perfect
Definitely deserved a like😍 please make another video like this
The best of the best!! 😊👍
Edit: I have epilepsy,severe anxiety and panic attacks & a sensory disorder to loud irritating noises.
Your videos make my brain feel kinda numb but in a good way and I feel the relaxation to my toes!
I usually don't really get ASMR but your videos are something else!
Thank you for helping me especially today when I had just had enough with everyone and everything you helped me calm myself down. ❤️
Wow those triggers absolutely make me relax
50 different triggers? It's a gift from god himself!
2:25 wow that sounded amazing, I have new tingles 😄
you deserve a lot more followers , i like your asmr a lot
こういうタッピングめっちゃすきです!!!!!!!!!センスの塊ですよね!分かります!!!!!!
i appreciated that soap carving very much
its been 2 months since i posted that^ and i have no memory of writing it
50 triggers and I will only hear 7 , than I sleep :D
And now I remember why I subscribed to you, thanks for this wonderful upload,great work.
Your vids are awesome! Work everytime thank you!
I watch one of your videos every night before I go to bed and when I wake up I find my phone on with 20% battery and no idea how it happened.
XxKingDogexX why do you not plug your phone in while watching/going to bed?
The Knight my charger doesn't reach that far lol
Typically, fast-paced trigger videos don't give me tingles or relax me but this one did! Loved it, thanks!
first time I got a forehead tingle since forever. you've definitely surpassed 400% thanks!
NM I was stoned and forgot to put my left ear bud in my ear lmao
That feeling when your earphones don't have left or right feature =\
いつも心地よくていい音をありがとう〜!!
(I like your video! It's very good sound♡♡)
甘エビ 日本人いたー!
あいりんチャンネル 日本人いるとテンション上がるよね😆
甘エビ おっ日本人
スクロールして、いないなあーいないなって思ってたらいた✨
甘エビ おるやん
I absolutely love your dummy head Series! Honestly those are some of your most effective videos I've seen/heard! Please bring it back occasionally they are grand!
His descriptions are always a beautiful story for the day for me. Idk why lol, thank you Surge for taking your time to tell us your wonderful story’s 😊❤️
DUDE I MISSED YOU
-Kpop sucks- _I love Kpop..!_
(I'm not hating I actually like it alot)
Hi!
Good. I like.
Great vid, i liked the ones with the slower actions best! Defiantly full of tingles!
외국 ASMR중에서 잡음없고 깔끔한 소리 영상은 이게 최고인듯....!! 조용하면서도 탱글을 너무 잘 이끌어내준다!! 영상마다 부담스럽지않고 언제든 편안한 소리를 보여주신다ㅜㅜ 짱이예요!!
영어를 못해서... Your asmr is the best! Thaku for making good video evertime love u XD
Still love your videos, keep up the great work! 😍
33:19 YESSsss stirring sounds SO GOOD AHH
By far the best asmr channel
My favourite asmr Chanel, so professional
Yaaaay right before bed, thankss!
Dian *fangirling over jb in your profile pic* my wrecker 😂
Holy moly thought someone chucked a bag in my room at 33:05. Never shot out of bed so fast in my life 😂
Never got so many tingles..... and I haven't even reached the 5 minute mark yet oh my lord. Thank you so much man this was amazing!!
Love your description😍😍😍😍
King of Description
Unused Undertale (Sound)track Number 5: King Description
Yes baby scratch my ears louder
im so sorry
I forgive you
TheWolfOfTheStars ♡
ugh mhmmm!!
yes daddy. suction cup my ears with a thing that looks like a flesh light.
I got tingles on the very first one! :D I haven’t been getting them as much lately but they were near constant throughout the video.
Litterally fell asleep in tje first 5 min of the video XD as soon as i woke up i smashed my entire force into the thumbs up! I had just had like a super stressful day at school with like 10 different tests, and had a hard time going to sleep then i sae this and boom out like a light so thanks so much for this video and all your other vids to! ^w^
even the description gave me asmr
That's the exact face I pull whenever I get killed by Hanzo's scatter arrow
Gurnsy 19 SAME DUDE....same.
Gurnsy 19 that face is people reaction when I tell them I'm a mei main
Gurnsy 19 it's also my face when genji and junkrat only use their ultimates on me (I'm a mercy main)
That's the face I pull when I get called a shit widowmaker but have gold elims (widow mains, where y'all at?)
Link as a lucio main sometimes genjis solo ult me. It is hard, I know your pain
i 10000% love the description
Awesome sounds, great asmr. Some great triggers here to help induce sleep.
お久しぶりですね!
次の配信を今か今かと待っていました。
やっぱいい音ですねぇ😃
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF 27:21
Claudia Robles OKAY THAT IS AMAZING THO
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The new KING OF ASMR !!!
This is very cool! I like your videos so much!
4:00 I require the tingles Jon
lol
27:20 Perfect
that tiny box with the nails on it is just heaven
You are the best ASMR channel
My left headphone is dead...
I am honestly extremely confused. Who *are* these people who dislike these videos? I mean, if they are all trolls, do they really go around to find videos just to dislike them? I really can't help wondering...
Maybe, maybe not
I slept to this video two nights in a row. Thank you Surge!
The description is as awesome as always
I like how he still has all those little doo-dads from his previous videos
Yeah :D especially that red disc.
*_DOO-DADS_*
The flag was genius, totally loved that part.
Best ASMR quality as always!!!!!
a whole video with the red felt coaster thing is NEEDED!!!
Perfect timing