The Dark Elves
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Игры
The Druchiis
ha
Cue family sitcom theme
DRUCHII!
yey, heart
The mouth flaps! Why do you animate the mouth flaps??? Every time Lokir Felheart talks, all I can think about is Zoidberg!!!
Do you ever think Malekith looks back and thinks to himself “Maybe I overreacted at the whole Phoenix King thing?” Only to then sink back into depression knowing he’s now stuck surrounded by insufferable assholes and people who want to stab him in the back.
100%
Nah because he just needed to stay in the fire to cleanse his mothers corruption off him. In the end he leads all of his people
AKA the tales of why the Witch King hates everyone around him, most of all, his family and allies.
And snow
It is said there is a river composed entirely of Malekith's tears due to all his broken dreams because of the idiots he has to put up with.
Don’t forget all his invasions that nearly took ulthuan multiple times only for it to slip from his grasps.
Malekith's back is obliterated for the amount of carrying he's doing
Lmfaooo
The edgelords themselves, in 1st edition Malekith used a club to cut people un half, he provided the edge to do it
Yep
Isn’t it amazing how two legendary lords come from Karond Kar yet Karond Kar is just some minor faction to be eaten by Alith Anar
I have yet to see Karond Kar survive long enough to get the mission done.
@@Corsharkgaming I saw it happen. TWICE.
When you play Morathi and almost have an alliance with Malekeith but then Malus declares war on you and Malekeith joins war...
He's still mad about his wife.
You think that's bad? Imagine Malus forcing you into a war with Hellebron as you're about to invade Ulthuan.
+38 MD? +39% hp?
bruh what kind of cracked up dev thought a bonus like that was ok
With 15 armor and mediocre mounts like the manticore and that shitty cauldron, she desperately needs it too. Footlord Hellebron is best Hellebron
Same one that worked on Alien Hinters in XCOM 2.
Conclusion: would not want Malekith's job
"They would inspect them for defects."
*Da Morghur baby* *moo*
_"What a beautiful child."_
YEET!
malekith misses lokhir....he was the only one who understood him.....even though he was into weird stuff
I like to think malekith has days where He just sits in nagarrond in a deep depression over the sheer amount of shit all the other leadera of the dárky elves keep pulling
Malakith be trying to hold it together, one wonders how the people of Ulthwan are having so much trouble with that lot. Looks at the dumpster fire that is Ulthwan.
High Elf CIA are part of the reason he's having such a hard time.
Druchii be like: hippity hoppity your lifes are now my property! *Laughs in mickey mouse*
Watching these while knowing nothing about war hammer is quite the experience
That first short with the Dark Elf LLs need an update to include Rakarth. Preferably where he crossbreeds a Hydra and a Kharibdyss...and trying many more.
I heard the empire is pretty chill, maybe we should join it!
Or something
Morghur's true origin story:
Druchi elders: that's one ugly baby.
Toss
The Dreadlady is the most beautiful lord in the game.
You've clearly missed Cylostra Direfin, man!
I have experienced lately how Crone have withstanded all my artilleries, arrows and magic I sent against her. She decimated my army alone :(
As it should be
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*Let me and ghal Maraz solo her*
I like how Malekith is so tired Of this
"The Druchii are feeble lunatics!"
-entrepreneur mage #69
Hats off to the Malekith and all the sensible Dreadlords for keeping this dysfunctional faction somewhat together
The Druchiis shall retake the donut
Bruv I know that my guy Tarriff gonna make this a GOLDMINE of memes when the third one comes out hooooly crap
Alas, poor Lokhir! I knew him well...
Malekith the Chill King
Dark Elf lore is confusing.
Please pick me up Sigmar, I'm scared.
Humans make for a fine pair of boots...if you're on a budget.
Lokhir is still my favorite DE lord
Kouran: “Really starting to regret this “Druchii” thing. Maybe me Lord Malekith should get a healer, learn some voice acting and join up with Ulthwan?
Malekith: “What did I do to deserve this and where did I screw up so bad to get me here?”
Literally everyone else ever: “Uuuuhhh…”
Malekith: “I meant What and Where *specifically?”*
Should have been titled keeping up with the druchiis
Wonder how Malekith feels about his new family member?
Rakarth: (watches the hole video)
Rakarth: that’s it, enough of this sh## I’m leaving
"You think you can rule over Druchii?" - definitely not.
damn the traits that dark elves throw babies away for are stronger than literally anything in warhammer 3
Hmm, seems like I missed quite a bit from the disfunctional family. Thanks for the recap!
Im big Malekith fan, especially at end of times. But even i love when he cries in your videos)
Malekith: Is anyone here!?
Emperor of Mankind: Hi
D.Vader/Anakin: Hello
Illidan: Greetings,
Malekith: So I had shitty week, where do I even start!?
D.Vader/Anakin: Morning, better start with the real pains, trying to wake up into the nightmare from the night terror-torture & hauntings of your great mistakes,
Emperor of Mankind: Yeah he is on point, it helps you get a good breather,....NO OFFENSE!
D.Vader/Anakin: I'm dead and at peace, plus when you see beyond the "great beyond" you can hardly get offended,
Illidan: What about let's say for your birthday, they give you a shitty gift!?
Malekith: The only servant that I actually liked gave me skin cream made from honey and certain nuts that helped with my condition, only for my mother to kill him, I had his skull preserved,
The Hearthstone music for the wheel RNG was genius. lol
No beastman were hurts in the making of this video
ya, can someone explain why Lohkir isnt a Black Ark unit?
Yay i was literally just thinking i wanted to watch one of your videos again then BAM - Magic
Murder granny is great
Oh gods the hearthstone wheel got me rolling!
Warcraft II songs! Kirby songs!
Nostalgy is on.
I've never seen anything so accurate in my life
Great compilation!
Alarielle: THICC
Hellebron: BRICC
Mordor with sergeant voice is great
Я почувствовал весь стресс Малекита
Now imagine that first clip but with Grombrindal also banging down the door
Blackhearted Edgelords
Malekith doesn't hate anymore. He's just so done with everyone's shit.
Malekith really only pulled his heel-face turn in the end times because he was sick of hanging out with all the edgy weirdos in a frozen wasteland...
So civilised!
i both understand all of it and none of it at the same time
Meet the Druchiis.
Ah, yes dark elves
Poor Morghur
Malekith the spaz wrangler
Is this considered kinky?
Lmao 🔒😂
So... the starting skit... how does Rakarth add to the equation?
Take my like, YEET
i'm still waiting to see Skarsnik laugh at Khazrak again ahahahaha
Jajaja buen video.
rofl no one besides the true phoenix king in Def faction are normal
Yeah this random names of power can kill whole fun. Like 2 of them are really stronk and the rest is useless
t. Alberto Sartosa
The Douchiis
Whose schizophrenia is worse? Malus or Luthor?
Yo dude join the empire
wheres the chaos invasion part?
👍🏻🤣👍🏻
XD
Ahbyed
Yea... Im with Alith on this one
Idk, never had a problem with dark elves with all the buffs
The edgys