Have you heard of the High Elves?

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    #Totalwar​ #Warhammer​ #memes​ #HighElf
    Total War: Warhammer is part of Creative Assembly's grand strategy Total War series. Set in the grim, high fantasy world of Warhammer Fantasy, Total War: Warhammer pits many unique races in a struggle for domination of the Old World. Soldiers clash with magic and monsters, as factions are locked in battle. But beyond this conflict lurks a larger threat: The forces of Chaos descend from the north to bring ruin and destruction, at the behest of their dark gods.
    Total War: Warhammer II takes the battle to the New World across the sea, where new races fight to enact rituals and control the Great Vortex. Total War: Warhammer II is a standalone game, fully playable on its own. However, players who own the first game or DLC will find that it carries over and can be combined with the second game, for one epic experience in campaign and multiplayer.
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Комментарии • 108

  • @Tarriff
    @Tarriff  3 года назад +163

    High

    • @merwynn5388
      @merwynn5388 3 года назад +8

      Elf!

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 3 года назад +6

      It is the greatest high!

    • @proymastergaming
      @proymastergaming 3 года назад +1

      Beautiful.

    • @proymastergaming
      @proymastergaming 3 года назад +1

      Can’t wait to see the next one.

    • @100Servings
      @100Servings 3 года назад +2

      The Narrator's costumes always crack me up. I can just picture him having a collection of cheesy disguises he keeps wearing that fool no one.

  • @SplendidFactor
    @SplendidFactor 3 года назад +229

    I somehow get the feeling that dismounted Dragon Princes would be absolutely terrifying, but they're too proud to fight on foot.

    • @fyka2902
      @fyka2902 3 года назад +44

      Can you blame them? The ground is a disgusting place full of poor people... with beards!

    • @fuchsmichael93
      @fuchsmichael93 3 года назад +43

      Yes, heavily armored Spearmen without antilarge or armor piercing, exactly what the Highelve roster needs

    • @samg7430
      @samg7430 3 года назад +6

      Dragon Princes are too proud to fight on foot... or on Dragons

    • @jacobscott7261
      @jacobscott7261 3 года назад +11

      @@fuchsmichael93 I think he means they lose the lances and pull out something else like a sword

  • @simonmalund
    @simonmalund 3 года назад +173

    The dragon princes one still hurts. Why CA, why?

    • @Mariose123
      @Mariose123 3 года назад +4

      they are still good ,should be better and get buffs but still

    • @discountplaguedoctor88
      @discountplaguedoctor88 2 года назад +1

      @@Mariose123 I have LITERALLY the same opinion on Blood Knights and the Strigoi.

  • @DerKommentator1337
    @DerKommentator1337 3 года назад +89

    "What's so high about these elves?"
    -Luthor Harkon

  • @Wintertoes
    @Wintertoes 3 года назад +76

    Why does Alarielle ALWAYS take the blade though? In every campaign I play, she eventually ends up with it. Too accurate man. Great video.

    • @DeadlyNightshadeZ
      @DeadlyNightshadeZ 2 года назад +14

      Her start position is 5 turns away from the Shrine of Khaine, and everything from her to it is Dark Elves she's at war with.

    • @inwit594
      @inwit594 3 месяца назад +1

      Hellebrone got nothin' on Alarielles devotion to Khaine.

  • @almasyelesbayev736
    @almasyelesbayev736 3 года назад +102

    Elves were gonna clean Old World until they got high
    Elves were gonna get up and fight the Chaos but then they got high
    Old World is still messed up and I know why (why man?)
    'Cause Elves got high
    Because Elves got high
    Because Elves got high

  • @animemonsterx
    @animemonsterx 3 года назад +31

    Sees Alarielle with the Sword of Khaine..."EVERY SINGLE TIME..."

  • @nikitacaudieux7503
    @nikitacaudieux7503 3 года назад +56

    Have you heard of the high elves ? :
    Watch dragon princes
    *Blarrgh* *OOf* *Argh* *Dies*

  • @zelek9323
    @zelek9323 3 года назад +50

    Tyrion - we re the strongest faction
    Tarriff - hold my beer

  • @fidgetwidget9116
    @fidgetwidget9116 3 года назад +26

    3:11 Imrik meowing and the Lion sighs got me haha

    • @clementbianchini8651
      @clementbianchini8651 3 года назад +6

      This is Alastar not Imrik

    • @fidgetwidget9116
      @fidgetwidget9116 3 года назад +1

      @@clementbianchini8651 3:10 pause and read the top sentence.

    • @fidgetwidget9116
      @fidgetwidget9116 3 года назад

      @@clementbianchini8651 It saids ImrikHow parody of Wikihow.

    • @clementbianchini8651
      @clementbianchini8651 3 года назад +1

      @@fidgetwidget9116 yes but at 3:14-3:15 this is Alastar’s model and face not the same eyebrows, skin complexion nor haircut so I guess we are both right in some way

  • @christianleocastelo342
    @christianleocastelo342 3 года назад +61

    Any elf that needs weed? 😂

    • @SavageThermo
      @SavageThermo 3 года назад +2

      We're all already high if we're watching tarrif

  • @FilipToma96
    @FilipToma96 3 года назад +17

    I like to think that these videos are just random visions Teclis gets about the possible future.

  • @lamarepository248
    @lamarepository248 3 года назад +16

    5:55 master has given Dobby a gun

  • @82MPN
    @82MPN 3 года назад +17

    Yes i heard of them.....aren't they living in the cloud district?
    I'm not getting there very often for SOME reason.....

  • @Medard22
    @Medard22 3 года назад +16

    That one with the lion taming still slaps hahahahahahhahaha

  • @Sakuya_Moon
    @Sakuya_Moon 3 года назад +10

    5:49 that is incredible high

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад +7

    Alarielle smile is scary.

  • @Gigachadlis
    @Gigachadlis 3 года назад +37

    of course, the official favourite tww2 faction deserves only the finest shitposts

  • @Vermbraunt
    @Vermbraunt 3 года назад +42

    Who the hell disliked this video already? Screw that guy

    • @AbsoluteZeroGravity
      @AbsoluteZeroGravity 3 года назад +15

      Its Morghur

    • @Vermbraunt
      @Vermbraunt 3 года назад +4

      @@AbsoluteZeroGravity It all makes sense now

    • @malachibest463
      @malachibest463 3 года назад +5

      @@Vermbraunt morghur want peace he would never angry tariff it was the skaven

    • @proymastergaming
      @proymastergaming 3 года назад

      It definitely wasn’t the Warriors of chaos. We stand with Tariff

    • @etsxx
      @etsxx 3 года назад

      Maybe the Dark Elves?

  • @stalwart56k
    @stalwart56k 3 года назад +5

    "Taste the Rainbow" got me good!

  • @MiguelSanchezDelVillar
    @MiguelSanchezDelVillar 3 года назад +41

    Ah, those oathbreakers, nothing good has come from them since Aenarion, he take all the awesomeness of their entire race for himself

    • @erikweltz8187
      @erikweltz8187 3 года назад +3

      Caledor Dragontamer: “bitch I literally made friendship with one of your gods, don’t leave me out!”

    • @MiguelSanchezDelVillar
      @MiguelSanchezDelVillar 3 года назад +1

      @@erikweltz8187 too bad, now go back to your Vortex!

    • @Alice-mv9pj
      @Alice-mv9pj 2 года назад +1

      The true hero was Caledor 😂

  • @mr.gandersson2835
    @mr.gandersson2835 3 года назад +8

    I tried lowering an elf into a pit and they just started floating

  • @shadowsun8342
    @shadowsun8342 3 года назад +7

    6:22 is me in every chaos campaign i play

  • @jacobpederson6628
    @jacobpederson6628 3 года назад +8

    I am equal parts scared and entertained. Thank you. Good day.

  • @therealikitclaw8124
    @therealikitclaw8124 3 года назад +4

    I love how even the Dragon Princes disrespect Morghur🤣

  • @S71xx
    @S71xx 3 года назад +3

    Oh they're *high* alright.

  • @kevinslater4126
    @kevinslater4126 3 года назад +7

    Would you be interested in a trade agreement with Ulthuan?

  • @fragrantviking4096
    @fragrantviking4096 3 года назад +4

    Weed
    Chariot
    Feet

  • @Dragoon-zs8vm
    @Dragoon-zs8vm 3 года назад +6

    I have not please tell me Mr Tarriff

  • @frankwilson628
    @frankwilson628 3 года назад +18

    I swear the one downvote isn’t mine!
    Have mercy Witch Hunter captain!

  • @shilopnamreg6468
    @shilopnamreg6468 3 года назад +1

    The doughnut got conquered by naggarond before i could even meet the high elves lol, looks like Gelt is gonna have to be world police in my game.

  • @torquevonthorne948
    @torquevonthorne948 3 года назад +2

    Dragon princes are good for one purpose. Tank dwarfs flame cannons and sartosan cannon RoR shots (Sartosa overhaul by Nanu).

  • @Roflozor
    @Roflozor 3 года назад +1

    The thing with Gilgalion as trade minister is genius. RIP Morghur.

  • @axeldesaintalbin4922
    @axeldesaintalbin4922 Год назад +1

    with a title like that i was expecting more Oblivion npc dialogue ....

  • @keto4366
    @keto4366 Год назад

    No. They usually are already dead once the question comes up

  • @Banditlord52
    @Banditlord52 Год назад

    Man, this takes me back to the crazy days of warhammer 2. Nice to see nothings changed in 3.

  • @sovereign9708
    @sovereign9708 2 года назад +1

    I killed dragon princes with skeletons one time when playing Settra

  • @serialthrilliayahoo
    @serialthrilliayahoo 3 года назад +2

    You too!

  • @legiongames4188
    @legiongames4188 3 года назад +1

    Yes-yes tell me about pointy ear thing thing

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre 3 года назад +2

    _Nothing I'd like to talk about._
    Any news from the other provinces?

    • @newtype0083
      @newtype0083 3 года назад

      I don't know you and I don't care to know you.

  • @ramuhplayer8255
    @ramuhplayer8255 2 года назад

    Praise the Dragon Spear, DO IT.

  • @wertaiman4216
    @wertaiman4216 3 года назад +4

    If High Elves exist does that means Low Elves also exist

    • @Farenil_Silverhair
      @Farenil_Silverhair 3 года назад

      Yes, they're called Asrai, but there is also the Eonir if you're feeling adventurous.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад +2

      Yes, they are called Druchii.

    • @wertaiman4216
      @wertaiman4216 3 года назад

      @@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Druchii should also be called High Elves because they use drugs too

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 3 года назад

      In Elder Scrolls, wood elves are legit smaller in height than High Elves. Thus they are regarded as secondary elves, and are object to actual racism.

  • @astralpilgrim7771
    @astralpilgrim7771 2 года назад

    the pass ID from vampire sounds interesting

  • @seregg6401
    @seregg6401 3 года назад +1

    Ak47s of avelorn seem kinda op now

  • @clementbianchini8651
    @clementbianchini8651 3 года назад +1

    Asurs always win because they have natural high ground all the time that why Darth Malekith always lose

  • @gp-1542
    @gp-1542 3 года назад

    The vortex elf campaign in a nutshell

  • @clementbianchini8651
    @clementbianchini8651 3 года назад

    Gilgalion as the new CIA director !

  • @bricehenderson1870
    @bricehenderson1870 3 года назад

    God I love those pompous basterds

  • @sloth3736
    @sloth3736 3 года назад

    Ah, yes the highest of elves

  • @apex1615
    @apex1615 3 года назад

    Moo. Watermelons.

  • @davebowman9000
    @davebowman9000 3 года назад

    Whenver they say the Elves are the wisest race, show them this

  • @wyvernharries4788
    @wyvernharries4788 3 года назад

    "High" elves.

  • @kvltofsobek90
    @kvltofsobek90 3 года назад +1

    The Fireborn are what Dragon Princes should all be

  • @MostlyUnreadArmchairExpert
    @MostlyUnreadArmchairExpert 3 года назад +1

    That Larry smile; very Morman evangelist vibes:
    “Do you have a moment to talk about the Asur? Have you heard the good news about the Asur?”

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 3 года назад

    Why only the dead Morghur meme? I don't think he is the only wizard with 15 armor.

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 3 года назад

    Good thing those ain't Really High Elves.

  • @MrFab-cd8ps
    @MrFab-cd8ps 3 года назад

    What a masterpiece

  • @devilsmessanger
    @devilsmessanger 3 года назад

    love it ! hilarious !

  • @kylesprenkel680
    @kylesprenkel680 3 года назад

    N'Wah...

  • @leonst.7471
    @leonst.7471 3 года назад +1

    The Asur truly are the strongest de..d...pffthahahah nah
    Kislev.

  • @therealikitclaw8124
    @therealikitclaw8124 3 года назад

    No. Who are they?

  • @nickace4373
    @nickace4373 3 года назад

    amazing. xD

  • @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda
    @GrandMasterNutBusterYoda 3 года назад

    Should we call them High elves or "High" elves?

  • @KlomvonCraft
    @KlomvonCraft 3 года назад

    Low

  • @Kurtiboy24
    @Kurtiboy24 3 года назад +1

    me
    mes

  • @FrankCastle-tq9bz
    @FrankCastle-tq9bz 3 года назад

    I have and I hate them - they exist for no reason other than to be sacrificed to the infernal powers!

  • @yasuotheunforgiven5754
    @yasuotheunforgiven5754 3 года назад

    So this is a new skyrim dlc or mod ? (Lol)

  • @kantore2241
    @kantore2241 3 года назад

    This makes me laugh hardly, Thx

  • @bhas9156
    @bhas9156 3 года назад

    I hate the high elves
    There is no joke