THAT'S JUST A MEAT FMV

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 5 месяцев назад +812

    Yakuza bread devs nearly had a heart attack there.

    • @blatantdeleter8280
      @blatantdeleter8280 5 месяцев назад +68

      Bread physics stays winning.

    • @smokey0111
      @smokey0111 5 месяцев назад +9

      Essence of perfect dragon is just Takada Kuroda doing a tiger drop.

    • @ratdoller77
      @ratdoller77 5 месяцев назад +1

      Its amazing how wowd people are by a prerendered cutscene that happens once and nothing remotely comes close to it again.

    • @TheDinohunter2000
      @TheDinohunter2000 5 месяцев назад +24

      It was really good fucking bread.​@@ratdoller77

  • @YZaiCreates
    @YZaiCreates 5 месяцев назад +877

    To quote the devs, "Why would we spend all that money on rendering hyper realistic meat, when we could just use that money for real meat?"

    • @Dogbold-Rue
      @Dogbold-Rue 5 месяцев назад +50

      They couldn't just Vanillaware it after all.

    • @CaesarCallaway
      @CaesarCallaway 5 месяцев назад +34

      I mean they are under Capcom. The company that makes the game about cats cooking delicious looking food in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    • @magickoopa24
      @magickoopa24 5 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@CaesarCallawaywhich is why they used Capcom money to make themselves an incredible meal 😂

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 5 месяцев назад +7

      I mean, they have a point

    • @GiantEyedSquirrel
      @GiantEyedSquirrel 5 месяцев назад +13

      AND eat it after, since it cost about the same anyways.

  • @SoaringLettuce
    @SoaringLettuce 5 месяцев назад +352

    i think itsuno said "Yeah, it made more financial sense to just film meat being cooked. And then we had lunch."

    • @RolandCollides
      @RolandCollides 5 месяцев назад +38

      Smart choice tbh. Kills 2 birds with one stone

    • @Aikaosu
      @Aikaosu 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@RolandCollidesthen you can cook the birds, too!

    • @Jaded_Jinx
      @Jaded_Jinx 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Aikaosu and record it for your video game cutscene!

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah not gonna lie that makes me immediately on board with it. Like such a better use of money

  • @flexarnn
    @flexarnn 5 месяцев назад +534

    You've seen jpeg dog
    Now get ready for MP4 meat

    • @xyzero1682
      @xyzero1682 5 месяцев назад +23

      What about WEBM explosions?

    • @MostLikelyMortal
      @MostLikelyMortal 5 месяцев назад +13

      I miss Ace Combat…

    • @masterxl97
      @masterxl97 5 месяцев назад +13

      jpeg Dog still lives rent-free in all our hearts.

    • @Shinny1338
      @Shinny1338 5 месяцев назад +6

      Pat's reaction was so good

    • @MidgarMerc
      @MidgarMerc 5 месяцев назад +1

      ...has anyone seen that dog recently?

  • @cybercobra2
    @cybercobra2 5 месяцев назад +417

    yup. the devs themselves came out and said "yeah its way cheaper to just record actually cooking some meat. and it looks fine" and i love that.

    • @217adaptiveperspective
      @217adaptiveperspective 5 месяцев назад +56

      Also they get to eat it

    • @TheFoox
      @TheFoox 5 месяцев назад +8

      It does not look fine.

    • @mattb6616
      @mattb6616 5 месяцев назад +77

      @@TheFoox it looks great

    • @JacobVonRoker
      @JacobVonRoker 5 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@TheFoox m-m-m-muh realism

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 5 месяцев назад +74

      @@TheFoox *goes to the kitchen to cook a steak* these graphics suck!

  • @DetectiveSkimble
    @DetectiveSkimble 5 месяцев назад +294

    I love that the full evolution of making food look damn good in video games is just bringing back FMV's
    I, for one, welcome our new FMV overlords.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 5 месяцев назад +5

      Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

    • @labcoatgorilla6784
      @labcoatgorilla6784 5 месяцев назад +7

      I want there to be a dedicated chef that shows me all kinds of recipes being made in my games.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 5 месяцев назад

      @@labcoatgorilla6784 I think you're looking for Binging with Babish. Though I think that might be more movies, he's done some game stuff.

    • @sompret
      @sompret 4 месяца назад

      More like, "FMV KINGS WELCOME BACK, WE GOT YOU YOUR ZUBAZ PATTERN COUCHES"

    • @therighttrousers343
      @therighttrousers343 4 месяца назад

      ​@@labcoatgorilla6784That's actually such a brilliantly great idea. Save the budget on all the meat animations, just spend it on hiring a chef, a filling crew and all the ingredients and everything else you need, and when you cook it in the game you get a brief snippet of the dish but it also unlocks a full cooking show segment and a recipe. Can also release the recipes in a separate recipe book too, Individual sale and a collector's edition item.

  • @fluidthought42
    @fluidthought42 5 месяцев назад +204

    The Kay's cooking cutaway killed me

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS 5 месяцев назад +8

      I thought it looked familiar lol

    • @WarMomPT
      @WarMomPT 5 месяцев назад +3

      Now we just need a pawn who will watch you cook and murmur 'Everybody's so creative!'

  • @kingragnarok7302
    @kingragnarok7302 5 месяцев назад +81

    Videogames are a funny media, we want things to look as realistically as possible but to not be actually real.

  • @Edward-Not-Elric
    @Edward-Not-Elric 5 месяцев назад +41

    Every time i see it, I'm just like "God damn, I'm hungry." I wish more games would make use of FMVs. They're almost always super memorable.

  • @IzzaLurks
    @IzzaLurks 5 месяцев назад +33

    Imagine wasting valuable dev time and resources to animate a fake steak when you can just cook a real stake and eat it for lunch, true giga-brain move if you ask me.

    • @Garl_Vinland
      @Garl_Vinland 5 месяцев назад +1

      They should have FMVed all the cutscenes too to save resources. Like have gone back to the CDI days where cutscenes were just actors in costumes. Would of made the story more digestible

    • @angellara7040
      @angellara7040 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Garl_Vinland would Danny devito play the brine?

  • @penyuwan
    @penyuwan 5 месяцев назад +11

    FMV is back after Alan Wake 2 musical sequence.

  • @DaftDecapod
    @DaftDecapod 5 месяцев назад +41

    YO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE KAY'S COOKING PULL!!

  • @Egalia_1
    @Egalia_1 5 месяцев назад +19

    "Graphics look terrible. The meat doesn't even look right."

  • @HeirLethal
    @HeirLethal 5 месяцев назад +29

    we need a mod that swaps the steak cooking for horrible youtube recipe vids

    • @MUGENanaya
      @MUGENanaya 5 месяцев назад +7

      to fit em in the runtime just use those shitty cooking tiktoks

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 5 месяцев назад +5

      Accidently choose to make a noodle thing and have to sit through 30 minutes of DSP reviewing cup noodles.

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@NEEDbacon He knocks it over with his hand spilling it all over and then blames the cup noodles devs for bad hitboxes and controls

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 5 месяцев назад

      @@Pragabond While he doesn't do exactly that, he does end up blaming a cup cause he keeps spilling. Look up Hbomberguy reacting to DSP making noodles. Life Changing video.

    • @angellara7040
      @angellara7040 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@NEEDbaconwhy am I poisoned?! Why am I toxic?!

  • @KillianC1C2
    @KillianC1C2 5 месяцев назад +37

    they had them for a second lmao

  • @liquidladdy
    @liquidladdy 5 месяцев назад +9

    Kays famous Spaghetti Bolognese is a timeless recipe.

  • @Jontman42
    @Jontman42 5 месяцев назад +22

    Oh Jesus lord turn the RTX back on quick please

  • @anime0dude
    @anime0dude 5 месяцев назад +17

    well now i just cant wait for the mods that just put random video in there when you cook food

    • @raikouija663
      @raikouija663 5 месяцев назад +4

      Fuck that, put a Binging with Babish video there with him cooking meat

    • @anime0dude
      @anime0dude 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@raikouija663 lol yes

  • @GabeSweetMan
    @GabeSweetMan 5 месяцев назад +11

    Yeah, but they got to eat it afterwards. I'd have made the same choice.

  • @spacevillainy
    @spacevillainy 5 месяцев назад +26

    finally, woolie vs kays cooking for the real freaks like me

  • @kingofbel6499
    @kingofbel6499 5 месяцев назад +4

    Unironically if they can record multiple meals and put them all in the game, I will take it

  • @alrun1836
    @alrun1836 5 месяцев назад +11

    Fucking Kay’s cooking WTF lol

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 месяцев назад +10

    WHO PUT THE DAMN KAY'S COOKING IN

  • @Skona99
    @Skona99 5 месяцев назад +5

    I'm shocked that Reggie caught it before Woolie, the student has become the master

  • @bombalzalkgaming
    @bombalzalkgaming 5 месяцев назад +10

    Only one I feel bad for is Lord Minh, for he has knowledge about the cursed lasagna video ☠️☠️

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 5 месяцев назад +3

    Ainsley Harriott: Yeaheh, BOI.

  • @tomisabum
    @tomisabum 5 месяцев назад +1

    I would have also accepted the Like A Dragon Yakuza Bread moment for the second edit, but ya still got me with it, well done.

  • @3slicessenpai
    @3slicessenpai 5 месяцев назад +1

    Like a Dragon Bread: "Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!"

  • @BigSisterNeko
    @BigSisterNeko 5 месяцев назад +1

    I fuckin choked when I saw Kays Cooking in this piece!!! 🤣😂🤣

  • @OleaiD
    @OleaiD 5 месяцев назад +10

    The next step in lovingly rendered food was 1:1 realism, so why not save the dev time and just record a video.
    They should have made like 100 different videos, though. Not 3. And dressed the stage up to look more like a campsite, not a wok in a dark room.

    • @angellara7040
      @angellara7040 5 месяцев назад +1

      Technically fire does make areas look darker from your eyes dilating to deal with the brightness

  • @alchemist27ish
    @alchemist27ish 5 месяцев назад +3

    Cheaper and better looking

  • @om_ikis
    @om_ikis 5 месяцев назад +2

    Food graphics just come full circle

  • @Pyrozoid
    @Pyrozoid 5 месяцев назад +2

    the RTX off version is gonna haunt me.

  • @daysand123
    @daysand123 5 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that the first one looks fitting enough but the second one didn't even bother cutting out the obvious inside background

    • @shinluis
      @shinluis 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ahh..

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 5 месяцев назад +4

      I don't know how to break it to you, but the second one is an edit, it's from an infamous RUclips channel called Kay's Cooking, lmao

    • @daysand123
      @daysand123 5 месяцев назад

      @@ExaltedUriel well that's unfortunate

  • @pileofsmiles
    @pileofsmiles 5 месяцев назад +3

    I want a mod that replaces the fmvs with videos of Brazilian pizza

  • @muovikallo
    @muovikallo 5 месяцев назад

    Bring back FMV in video games, damn it.

  • @Draliseth
    @Draliseth 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's meat! In *_full motion video._* As opposed to video that isn't full motion!

  • @prowlingmonkey
    @prowlingmonkey 5 месяцев назад +1

    There is always Monster Hunter if you need your Capcom In-engine cutscene cooking montage.

  • @MiniatureMorpheus
    @MiniatureMorpheus 5 месяцев назад +3

    People need to stop sleeping on FFXV. Right up there with Yakuza bread.

  • @aj00
    @aj00 5 месяцев назад +4

    The idea of devs throwing in shitty phone videos is hilarious to me

  • @joshuawiens15834
    @joshuawiens15834 5 месяцев назад

    That second cook video could have legit been made in my apartment

  • @clickypenchampion1714
    @clickypenchampion1714 5 месяцев назад

    "Welcome back to Paula Deen gaming, y'all"

  • @LieutenantAmerica
    @LieutenantAmerica 5 месяцев назад +4

    I don't remember this from Alan Wake 2-

  • @itsxman7
    @itsxman7 5 месяцев назад +1

    The stake is not even season that the true horror here.

    • @angellara7040
      @angellara7040 5 месяцев назад

      They seasoned the cutting board obviously

  • @madamastersgaming
    @madamastersgaming 5 месяцев назад

    It's just Meat01.mp4?
    Always has been

  • @Garl_Vinland
    @Garl_Vinland 5 месяцев назад +1

    Woolie>Asmongold, because he can tell the difference between reality and 3D graphics

  • @xyzero1682
    @xyzero1682 5 месяцев назад

    Nearly barfed with RTX off.

  • @Homodemon
    @Homodemon 5 месяцев назад

    Woolie when the meat real: 😮

  • @bulkbogan6235
    @bulkbogan6235 5 месяцев назад

    Hapeepo, it's Kays cookin and we back cookin again, today we cooking Dragon Dogma steak MAWEY

  • @TacticalReaper56
    @TacticalReaper56 5 месяцев назад

    I was a little butt hurt. But its only a few seconds cut. Not like a Monster Hunter feast.

  • @st.haborym
    @st.haborym 5 месяцев назад

    So is it Woolie or Reggie playing the game? Cause that character has a big ol fro.
    Also that is literally just a video of a real steak being cooked, wtf.

  • @TeryJones
    @TeryJones 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hey whatever helps keep the ridiculous GB count low right? In fact now I'm trying to remember how many polygons went into this one goddamn potted plant in Final Fantasy 14....

    • @karst7575
      @karst7575 5 месяцев назад +2

      Don't know the polygon count, but supposedly it was around the same as a player character.

  • @Imikeh
    @Imikeh 5 месяцев назад +1

    My reaction was pretty much the same - amazement followed by utter disappointment.

  • @thekanable
    @thekanable 5 месяцев назад

    Stop tier edit 😂

  • @dtox5559
    @dtox5559 5 месяцев назад

    My only complaint is that you aren't able to cook anything else like fish and have a respective video of that.

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 5 месяцев назад

    nuh uh

  • @a.gravemistake3061
    @a.gravemistake3061 5 месяцев назад

    Fired Meat Video

  • @WaketheFallen131
    @WaketheFallen131 5 месяцев назад

    it’s beautiful

  • @HoryShiitMan
    @HoryShiitMan 5 месяцев назад

    steak.mp4

  • @princeshadow13
    @princeshadow13 5 месяцев назад

    Wait, you can cook at the campsites?

  • @MemoryOfDarkSky
    @MemoryOfDarkSky 5 месяцев назад +11

    That has to be.... THE most immersion breaking thing I have EVER seen XD

  • @johnrivers3813
    @johnrivers3813 5 месяцев назад

    Good one

  • @mindmenot_
    @mindmenot_ 5 месяцев назад

    My reaction exactly!

  • @juice6521
    @juice6521 5 месяцев назад

    We're almost there...not just yet though, at least another 10 years.

  • @GenericSoda
    @GenericSoda 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hustle or scam?

  • @ninjatoriumnova2483
    @ninjatoriumnova2483 5 месяцев назад +2

    They promised they'll patch in an actual cinematic if enough people buy the microtransactions.

  • @johnrivers3813
    @johnrivers3813 5 месяцев назад

    I don't know if it's intentional or not but those ridiculous cooking videos are getting out of hand.
    I saw a video the other day where a woman took dry spaghetti, made it into a powder, kneed it into dough and shaped it into large noodles that could barely stay together

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel 5 месяцев назад +1

      That TikTok trend of making food, and then atomizing it just to reconstitute it into different food is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen. Like I'm thinking of this one where this guy takes Oreos and crushes them up to make cookies, then crushes those cookies to make into a milkshake, then makes that milkshake into a dough that he bakes and cuts up to make a cereal. It's psychotic

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ExaltedUriel it has to be intentionally infuriating for the rage bait, it has to be.

  • @superdbo3234
    @superdbo3234 5 месяцев назад

    It’s real??? First time I saw a video on this I thought it was a meme 😭

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious 5 месяцев назад

    Someone just slapped a steak on a frying pan, filmed it and called it a day.

  • @elitethat6617
    @elitethat6617 5 месяцев назад

    not a bad idea just does not work when im seeing real world Japanese printed containers made of plastic while you cook it on a desktop electric pot.
    fuck at least have some pride, make a fire. pour all ingredients into glass jars and vials with cork stoppers to make it LOOK like your in the games world. cook on cast iron over fire, seriosly woud have been just as easy as this was.

    • @Chiavica
      @Chiavica 5 месяцев назад +3

      I hope you’re trolling

    • @angellara7040
      @angellara7040 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's a campfire dude

  • @kevinmendez9126
    @kevinmendez9126 5 месяцев назад +1

    okay but like the first one is at least trying to maintain the feel of the game you're playing with the skillet and the wood fire. the second one is so clearly in someones modern kitchen, and showing the branded box of tomato sauce is like immersion annihilating lmao. It doesn't even attempt to look or feel like what the game says you're cooking. I can appreciate saving money but at least keep the vibe up for all the FMVs 😂

    • @sileopatronus
      @sileopatronus 5 месяцев назад +6

      solid bait but could maybe be a little more concise to help the impact

  • @Gordozinho
    @Gordozinho 5 месяцев назад

    That's for real?

  • @fartknockaextreme
    @fartknockaextreme 5 месяцев назад

    Capcom did NOT want to do the food from MH:W again LOL

  • @poobumbutt
    @poobumbutt 5 месяцев назад

    Woolie: Nice try Capcom! Thought you could slip an FMV cutscene in there and pass it off as real, like you're RGG team? You ain't fooling me. 🤓
    Capcom team: mmm yum meat