Smartest Rapper meets the DUMBEST Audience | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps
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- Опубликовано: 18 июн 2024
- This freestyle rapper's performance is derailed by room of imbeciles, and he isn't afraid to roast them! The audiences' brains can't keep up as he turns their slow suggestions into an incredible, hilarious freestyle rap.
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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That flow switch up was fun! Tour dates on sale now: www.christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates
loved that!!!
Masterful! 😲
I came just to mention this! This was the first of all of the ones I have seen of yours so far, to utilize the rapid fire machine gun blast cadence mixin' up the middle of the freestyle. Definitely shows your progression as a 'rapper' of the truest sort, movin' beyond that moniker of 'rapping comedian' (but's not like that's anything to SNEEZE at or anything, hopefully you know what I mean..."YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYIN', FOO'!") I do almost FEEL SOMEBODY might just have a freestyle rap battle with his hero in the future: Emp'nada from Ocho Milas, and his Alter Beast ego: Slum Shoddy! (Just ribbing you! I think you know who I'm really talkin' aboot!) Another great freestyle, here, as always, this one and the audience member beatboxing one, both seem a little EXTRA SPECIAL to me though too! (The latter, because of you haha, and the former, due to the Schnauzer Lady! LmMFaO!!!) ;) :P :o)
Well damn.
That different flow and switch in the middle.
Phenomenal.
Yep
Another thing that amazes me about Chris is just how knowledgeable he is! He seems to have knowledge of every subject thrown at him. Brain the size of a planet I think.
He did go to Oxford it seems.
I feel the DJ is always trying to trip Chris up with the weird ass beats.
Man the beats are sometimes really making it difficult, but here is chris coming in with the double time just blazing it up.
Yea ... DJ TRUMP
It was strange but ended up being pretty cool :D
Brooooo that flow switch was fire
You went from the Great British hydroponics to equestrian hooked-on-phonics
The guy is like an idiot savant without the idiot part.
Best comment
I’m dumbfounded by all the people talking shit about the beat. There was spur of the moment chemistry with the beat and his rap flow, they were vibing together to create one of his best performances.. like wtf is with the hate ffs
Xactly!
Haters gotta hate just like mad hatters gotta hat.
It’s just masturbaters trying to bait maybe
The DJ should stop trying to steal the show.. that rap was dope but the beat was distracting ..
I don’t think he meant to because he wasn’t acting.. see what I did there 😬 rapping (badly)
@@mikejones-go8vz b minus no lie
but it's nice that you try
@@pugsnhogz I say be glad that they tried, I thought their lyrics were fly, so to re-rhyme their rhyme time, that’s a lyrical crime!
I want to see what happens if Chris meet Harry Mack.
Yes same!
I have so many (predictions about) / (hopes for) this bound-to-happen event! 😁🥳🥰
I presume very intense fornication.
At this point it has to happen.
Brilliant, so happy to see your video drop! Loved the tempo change, super impressed.
Got into a sick flow with the slower tempo beat. I usually like the faster ones for you, but you crushed it here!
Coulda sworn you used miles in Britain as well. Also, your mate on the keyboard was in rare form. I love it when someone blares an amplified queef when I'm trying to talk.
(Another fuckin great rap though)
Amplified queef 😂😂
The Royal units are just left over legacy measurements. The British were smart enough to invent the Royal measurements, and also smart enough to see their limitations and move on to something more useful.
Officially everything is in Grams. But unofficially "stone" and "pounds" can still be seen in use. You see the same in Canada where people still use pounds for human weight, but Grams for most other things. And Canadian construction uses both the Royal units, and metric.
We do use miles, he just saw an opportunity for a funny joke.
We do use miles. Car speedo's are in miles/hour, road signs are in miles. Beer is in pints. Milk is in litres.Cheese in in grams. It is a wierd halfway house between two systems. But we're Brits. We kinda like wierd..
@@MrBrianJDD LOL 😄 - they're not mine, they're just on my playlist. But yeah, especially watch the Ukelele Orchestra. Whenever I am asked what sums up the UK, I show people the UOGB. A mate of mine was on the same Art degree course at Leeds Polytechnic with George H, the UOGB founder. Met several of them at one of my mate's BBQ's. They of course had their Uke's with 'em and played a few tunes. A delightful afternoon...
Rap so nice I watch it thrice!
Amazing stuff as always. I’m blown away by this level of improv rap.
Loved the parts I could hear over the music. Also the shots of the crowd were great.
This is the best one yet. Amazing style changes, control, and lyrics as impeccable as ever!
@ChrisPJTurner. I've watched dozens of your videos, and I think this was the best rap yet! Very good!
From 5:52 on it's just straight up fire.. Almost sounds a bit like drill rap. I love that speed!
He is the Living Proof we don't need AI to create a rap song. Just feed him a few words and tadaaa.
First time giving it more of a trap direction? Hahah that was great
This was another top-tier rap, Chris. Big ups to the band for droppin the sick beat. By far the coolest one they've done yet.
i know eminem just came out with HOUDINI, but i have to come back her for more epic rap.
Is it any good?
@@dimitardobrev3296 I think it's catchy. The lyrics are pretty funny too, but some people seem to think otherwise since they're trying to cancel him over it. Just my personal opinion, but I'd say it's worth a listen
@@lachoybrownboy6995 Thanks, i'll give it a listen! Always keen for a good laugh.
Chris you're so missed in the UK. I remember seeing you perform a few times at the Distraction club in London and you always were so brilliant!
Background beat was odd.
As usual 🤷♂
Love how Chris pretended to care about the Boston tea party lol
Music was a tad loud/intrusive but man you guys were vibing off one-another in terms of flow!
This one turned out phenomenal.
Chris, big fan. Been watching for ages. Your content and confidence get better every video. But... that hair. What's going on man? What's the end game?
Brilliant!
The beat audio was way too loud. Blud had to scream towards the end. Lyricaly stellar as always!
Synths are a bit poop like that, some presets are way louder than others, he threw in that synth bass with gleeful abandon and then doubled down on it 🤦
This guy was absolutely amazing years ago and he still seems to be breaking new grounds. Damn it's good is an euphemism.
awesomeee
that flow switch brrrrruh 🔥🔥
Lyrics were flames!!
That has to be the sickest one yet.
"OOOHHH YOU PESKY SONS OF LIBERTY" ROFL 🤣
we want more flow switches! :D
the musician worked well with you, too slow a tempo but good rhythmic responses! mind boggling freestyle as always, sir
Those in house beats are just so damn weak.
It has to be in his contract or something
True. It's like the beat maker is trying to show off how complex and different his beats can be. But it just detract from the rap
Normally it is not bad. This time it was terribly distracting. As if he found a new sound on the keyboard and could not help but force it in
It was shite an' all.
@@sr-kt9ml Spot on. Just keep it simple if you absolutely need to participate at all.
Wow you getting into the flow switches! Go on and level up sir! You didn't happen to go on Harry Mack's flow state podcast now did you?
@6:10 Chris starting tapping into his UK Drill Sauce 0_o
I never get the 8 mile joke, we use miles in the UK ?
Its just an easy metric system joke for Americans who know fuck all about anything outside their state
Vermonters are always so proud to tell you where they're from
That was an interesting beat, I enjoyed it.
You should switch flow rate more often
This was dope!
6:37🔥"I don't N.A.Y, I mean N.E.I.G.H..."
How do you slide these sneaky bars in so smoothly as the beat changes wtf 0_o
Wish the trailer park guy, when asked where he's from, would have just said, unit 7.
Is the DJ Ross from Friends?
Damn this flow was incredible, especially around the 6:00
How the fuck do you do this? This is next level crazy!
Godlevel!
Love how you can get away with lying to Americans about UK using Kilometres 😉😂
best one 💪🏻
that's the goat
Have you ever met MC Hammersmith? Y'all gotta collaborate!
Ok, that was sick. The beat, I thought, was actually really fun. A bit too slow which is why Chris had to switch it up.
You need to collab with Harry Mack wether it's written or freestyle!
Very impressive as always, but the tea party line stood out to me. The taxation without representation line hit me because I really don't feel we have any proper representation where I live and we pay crazy high taxes. Taxes on everything including our paychecks. Then again nobody really asked.
:) Yep, the revolution was fought over much lower tax rates than what we have now, among many other things. We have become weak sauce.
Great Rap though! Thanks Chris!
We will happily take you back - so long as you promise not to waste any more of the precious tea ;-)
@@shonunezekiel Well Im not British, but I can give you deer meat
I very much like tea, so no worries there! I'm a fan of our constitution though, so I'll pass. :)
Is that sun o))) t-shirt?
New skills
Every time I see the dj I know it's going to be a wack/awkward beat
Have to pause the video to say the guy in the keyboard needs to understand he is in a supporting role to Chris, and just simply needs to provide a background beat only. If he doesn't get that he's like a child seeking attention....
Chris with all my love, please change your hairstyle. Old style was excellent. New makes you look older than normal.
He shouldve asked for a different beat.
Why is Chris reinforcing this weird mistaken belief that Americans seem to have that they are the only ones who use miles? We may use km in some contexts, but everything on the roads in UK is in miles.
That beat was way too slow.
Bring back the DJ, beat is too slow
The beats on this were feugo
I love the beat. I love the rap. It was easy enough for my low IQ 🙂
That beat was not it. Chrisbwas great tho
Cut the hair and drop the earring. You look silly
Beat sukd
TRUMP 2024 .... SAVE AMERICA
ditch the fckn DJ -
or better yet, he needs to find a new job, it isnt working for him
You are not the smartest rapper. Who do you think you are?? Harry Mack??
great, but all the items are separate, no connection between them
You’re the bottom 50%
They are all in one rap. That's connection enough.
Is this the greatest repertoire you've doneee!@!!!
Yo why you look like Rosie the Riveter in the thumbnail??
Love the flow change but overall this was not one of your best.