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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • #jeeperscreepersreborn JEEPERS CREEPERS REBORN Review (Spoilers at the end) Jeepers Creepers 4 might be the worst Jeepers Creepers movie ever. It may be the worst movie of the year. Hell Jeepers Creepers Reborn may be the worst movie I've ever seen. The worst movie of all time. Probably not but that's just the mood I'm in after paying to watch this. Yikes. 🎃Jeepers Join us on Patreon so we can make more content and get the WWAM up in everybody MICHAEL!!!! / wewatchedamovie
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  • @WeWatchedAMovie
    @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад +126

    In today's mistake I totally forgot Creeper always could eat humans to regrow his own parts. My bad!

    • @iamedwardblack
      @iamedwardblack Год назад +4

      This movie made me forget my brain 🧠 and life. What an utter turdt 💩💣🤯. Like, I almost cut it off. I some how made it through but you are RIGHT 😂😂😂

    • @t_gomez661
      @t_gomez661 Год назад +7

      Just was going to point that out 😂

    • @dfstarborn
      @dfstarborn Год назад +3

      It's like they started throwing random Ideas around and just said "I know, lets film these random thoughts." JC 3 was average at best but at least it has some amazing thrilling scenes mixed with some very bland boring story telling but at least it looked like a film. Yes JC 3 had some weak CGI movies but it di look like a film with professional camera work but Reborn is god awful nothingness mixed with emptieness. Oh look there's a red brick wall so lets film the spawn coming out of it and let him eat those maggots over there to regenerate himself. yeah! That's a top idea mate, lets go with that even though in the original Creeper he just regenerates every 23 years and doesn't need human parts to get his full physical look beck at the rebirth stage. He just fills out and becomes the Creeper again. Then he goes out hunting for parts but this fucking movie acts like it doesn't have a farking idea about what it's doing. The actors don't even know what their doing! Its like the director says, "open that door guys and run over to the other door then go to the next door and open it and wait in there." It's literally that bad, it's suffering from any sign of intelligence and as for the guy playing the Creeper, well, it's obvious he never even studied its characteristics and it's movements because he hadn't a clue what he was doing. Honestly, thsi film makes JC 3 look like an Oscar nomination it's that bad. I knew what to expect once I saw the marketing for this and the "what the fudge is this new Creemer image shxt face," along with the cheap looking trailer. The green screen is everywhere, they're shooting in day time when it's supposed to be at night in the film but one can easily see the daylight shinning through the windows and the cracks in the walls/ceilings. If I were sent to destroy this franchise for good so Salva can go live the rest of his pathetic life off a couple of million then I'd make this film exactly the way Timo made it. Best part of this film was the credits rolling at the end. Felt like turning the film off quite a few times and also kept putting it on pause so I could check my notifications. 1/10 a clear cash - grab and now I hear it's being cancelled in cinema's due to terrible reviews and low ticket sales.

    • @Fu3goK1ng
      @Fu3goK1ng Год назад +2

      No worries

    • @andrewvalentine8759
      @andrewvalentine8759 Год назад +1

      Would you say that this felt like Jeepers Creepers meets The Curse of Michael Myers (not the producers cut lol) ?

  • @xXBESTPUNKxX
    @xXBESTPUNKxX Год назад +401

    They should just let the series lay dormant for 23 years.

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 Год назад +1

      They could make 25 more of these now that the convicted registered pedo doesn't make one red cent off of any future movies.

    • @papahades2982
      @papahades2982 Год назад +21

      This makes me real sad

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад +73

      Until they can get someone to take it seriously!

    • @Andycontrer
      @Andycontrer Год назад +11

      Truer words have never been more spoken

    • @viewtifuljoe66
      @viewtifuljoe66 Год назад +12

      personally the 2nd film is good enough conclusion for me we know creeper coming back they preparation for it, he can't be killed just either slowed down or at best maybe contained. 3rd film despite low budget and some what questionable cgi, was okay but first and 2nd film still the best.
      This one i pass mean could done films set back earlier in old west or something around his origin and during time period between leading up to original film.

  • @seanhartwick2243
    @seanhartwick2243 Год назад +76

    I actually laughed uncontrollably when the Creeper crashed into the power line and all that comes from it is the DJ going “all good DJs bring a vinyl!” And the same metal music that was playing for 20 minutes continued to play. Wtf did I just watch 😂

    • @masondotnet
      @masondotnet Год назад +8

      He has EDM music on vinyl. Wi-Fi is their only source of internet connection. They have a whole ass grid tapped power line for a small convention yet no cell tower. Supposedly the crash took out the power yet the speakers and most of the lights were still on, which means they have generators, which means they should still have Wi-Fi. Power line is down yet the old house at the end had electricity and a functioning landline lol. Needs internet connection when he should have all his music local. That crash didn’t start a forest fire. Jeepers creepers had a cool guy walks away from explosion moment.
      Such a minor scene but it says a lot about the movie as a whole lmaoo.

    • @gracegatee
      @gracegatee Год назад +6

      Brooo I died laughing at that scene 🤣 like bro really the vinyl is the same song that’s been playing the whole fest 🤣🤣🤣

    • @scarletloki6315
      @scarletloki6315 Год назад +4

      I’m so glad I was not the only one who was confused af about that, it made me laugh as well made no sense

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Год назад +1

      Well you can't beat good vinyl record.

    • @swedishhousemfia
      @swedishhousemfia 10 месяцев назад

      yessss that was so dumb i laughed

  • @RevolverVash
    @RevolverVash Год назад +41

    "This script was written in crayon by a fucking 4 year old."
    I love this dude 🤣😂

    • @user46272
      @user46272 Год назад +1

      i could make a better script ina week try me🤣💀

  • @donavanfrea6768
    @donavanfrea6768 Год назад +50

    The creeper could always regrow body parts by eating others. It's kinda his thing he does it in both of the first two movies

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Год назад +4

      I think it takes body parts from others and add it to himself. In creeper 2 it literally took another kids head on the bus to replace his broken head. 🤣

  • @HTownstylist253
    @HTownstylist253 Год назад +129

    The fact that this movie had zero promotion, limited three day release, very few reviews and excluded from AMC A List told me everything I needed to know.

    • @MartyMcFly88
      @MartyMcFly88 Год назад +3

      Well, Clerks 3 got a limited theatrical run and it was good. So you can’t go by that.

    • @laughatchaos
      @laughatchaos Год назад +8

      @@MartyMcFly88 clerks 3 got a shit ton of promotion so they clearly cared about it. I'm pretty sure that's the point they're trying to make. No one wanted to give this thing any attention. Lol

    • @MartyMcFly88
      @MartyMcFly88 Год назад

      @@laughatchaos True

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Год назад

      It's lucky to get any release at all and any promotions would cost more than it's $5 million production budget.

    • @jaymay7957
      @jaymay7957 Год назад

      @@jonfreeman9682I’m pretty sure a 5 million dollar budget is doable with a passionate team.

  • @MikeyFilms
    @MikeyFilms Год назад +85

    This movie single handedly gave Mike high blood pressure 😂😂

  • @theshape3988
    @theshape3988 Год назад +71

    They should've made the prequel with the couple that Derry found in the church basement. Remember the ring? That would've been cool to show exactly what happened

  • @monicagray2907
    @monicagray2907 Год назад +18

    I just came home from watching this movie and I was so pissed that I had to come on RUclips for support, lol. I knew others would be traumatized and angry about how horrible it was.
    I came home saying this was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. How did they stink it up so bad!! Do NOT waste your time.

    • @dominickscalpi5686
      @dominickscalpi5686 Год назад

      LMAO that was my same thought process! 😂 I knew there would be others on RUclips that would be just as upset for what they did to our Creeper! I absolutely LOVE the first two films. The Creeper was a force to be reckoned with and he was the first original horror movie monster since the 80s that wasn't a complete dumpster fire. The last two films were a real waste but out of the two, this one was fuckin god awful. I found myself actually yelling at the characters and shaking my head alot...

  • @timothypatch5080
    @timothypatch5080 Год назад +50

    The moment I saw the first screenshots of the movie and saw it was going to take place at a carnival I know it was going to suck. They need to bring the creeper to another rural area and keep him in the shadows and bring back some creepy mystery and intrigue

    • @_victaris_8581
      @_victaris_8581 Год назад +10

      He didn’t even get to do anything at the carnival. There could have been so much carnage and they messed it up!

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Год назад +6

      Yeah the first hour was all filler. And the carnival added nothing to the story. Creeper only killed one guy at the carnival and that was it.

  • @jakebiomask
    @jakebiomask Год назад +52

    Watched Jeepers Creepers again last night, and just finished watching Jeepers Creepers 2 again now. Both great horror movies. Salva is a POS but he's a talented director, it's a shame they didn't give him the money for 3 back in the day before everyone knew about his past, we could have gotten one of the greatest horror trilogies ever. It's now been 19 years since JC2 came out, and JC1 took place in 2001. So, it's now 2 years until the Creeper wakes up again. I feel old!

    • @ultramag0343
      @ultramag0343 Год назад +4

      Have you done anything negative in your life we should keep mentioning every time your name is mentioned ?

    • @SoloDoloSpaceman
      @SoloDoloSpaceman Год назад

      @@ultramag0343 Are you defending pedophilia?

    • @badbloodyautja7251
      @badbloodyautja7251 Год назад +11

      @@ultramag0343 if it’s anything near as disgusting as what Victor Salva did, then yes, they should be shamed until they die.

    • @ultramag0343
      @ultramag0343 Год назад +2

      @@badbloodyautja7251 Well I'm sorry to tell you, but mostly everyone has something in their past that you might object to. Are you gonna care if your waiter in the restaurant is a convicted murderer ?????

    • @badbloodyautja7251
      @badbloodyautja7251 Год назад +3

      @@ultramag0343 yes I would, as would any other rational individual lmao. Imagine genuinely defending someone like Salva and excusing what he did 🤡. I pray for your sake that you’re a troll, if you spout these opinions off to people in real life you’re gonna get yourself hurt. Absolutely disgusting.

  • @shanc8198
    @shanc8198 Год назад +25

    He always ate body parts to replace his own damaged parts from the very first movie.

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад +6

      Okay my bad on that one! It doesn't help the movie but my mistake!

    • @philipmartin9035
      @philipmartin9035 Год назад +3

      Was wondering about this seen alot of people say this he literally regurgitated the high school kids head in jc 2 haha

    • @cookingsauce8274
      @cookingsauce8274 Год назад +1

      Yea kinda weird a fan could forget that when its already been said since the first movie the main reason the creeper eats body parts is to replace whatever part he's eating on his own body.

  • @travis_mitchell
    @travis_mitchell Год назад +69

    The only interesting idea the dumpster fire of a 3rd film introduced,
    was that those who are eaten by the Creeper, are spiritually tethered to it, which finally explained why ghosts of his victims appear to people when the Creeper is around.
    I’d love to see a Dream Warriors type Creeper story, where Justin Long and the other dead victims of the Creeper have to try and fight him internally.
    Using the Jazelle, the psychic from the first film to communicate with the living characters,
    Instead of superpowers like the Dream Warriors,
    The victims are only able to manipulate the Creeper, or interact with the real world through the body part the Creeper took from them,
    Justin Long being the eyes of the Creeper.
    I think a film where the central characters are all dead and trapped within the villain, who will all die when he does, is an interesting idea.
    Basically Dream Warriors mixed with Ghost.
    Imagining Justin Long’s character seeing his sister alive with her own kid, while he himself is trapped as a teenager, getting to use the Creeper’s eyes to say goodbye to his sister would be a great scene.

    • @blakemcwilliams9028
      @blakemcwilliams9028 Год назад +13

      Somebody hire this person!

    • @BootyWonka
      @BootyWonka Год назад +9

      thats a cool idea

    • @popcorndaddy7238
      @popcorndaddy7238 Год назад +6

      I like ut

    • @huckfinn303
      @huckfinn303 Год назад +6

      Brilliant idea!

    • @_victaris_8581
      @_victaris_8581 Год назад +8

      This is a cool concept. But in order for it to work, the film would need to ignore the 2nd movie, as Darry’s eyes get replaced when the Creeper rips off his head and uses the jock’s.

  • @SkyGeneMovieNews
    @SkyGeneMovieNews Год назад +38

    Hulu needs to take it over and do a redo like they did with Prey and upcoming Hellraiser

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад +3

      No doubt!

    • @LAMAR307
      @LAMAR307 Год назад

      @@WeWatchedAMovie the director should be ashamed of his self a failure they need to get the director that did prey on Hulu

    • @sairevandride8595
      @sairevandride8595 Год назад

      they redemed hellraiser 💪

    • @justruinedyourday4864
      @justruinedyourday4864 Год назад

      Prey fucking sucks though

  • @stackntax1308
    @stackntax1308 Год назад +4

    Reborn made the 3rd movie look like the original jeepers creepers 😭😭😭

  • @HEYitzED
    @HEYitzED Год назад +10

    It’s a challenge to make a worse film than 3 and they somehow succeeded.

  • @kellyrose5721
    @kellyrose5721 Год назад +5

    A burnt whopper!! I'm DEAD!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kketchie1
    @kketchie1 Год назад +7

    "A hotdog on the side of a hot fucking highway." I am not exaggerating when I say I watched the opening to this video 20 times. Goddamn I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

  • @kingofhoopz9536
    @kingofhoopz9536 Год назад +4

    ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE the worst part is they totally disrespected the creeper ! THIS IS NOT THE CREEPER. 100% made me angry watching this movie I’m a huge jeepers creepers fan an it’s a spit to the face

  • @TrayChester01
    @TrayChester01 Год назад +32

    The Creeper has such potential to become an icon of horror. It was headed that way with the first film, then we know what happened. I miss my Majestic Studios 12" action figure of him. If someone, ANYONE that is actually a fan of The Creeper could make a film....

    • @gl5616
      @gl5616 Год назад +2

      Go back to the original, breakdown what made it great, brainstorm with others and research other great horror movies. AND try to come out with something original. Not that hard, right?

    • @floridabeast
      @floridabeast Год назад

      It is a icon but what follows it , is more hideous than the creeper

    • @gl5616
      @gl5616 Год назад

      @@Chris-ft2yx I heard the movie cost $10 million and Terrified 2 cost $250,000 (and had better quality all around). Try making some sense with that.

  • @Death12650
    @Death12650 Год назад +9

    Do you think there is possibility of them destroying 3 and reborn and an actual professional director to pick up the movie from number 2 and we all forget that 3 and reborn exist?

  • @lamoravicious2519
    @lamoravicious2519 Год назад +2

    When he made her do cosplay then said he was just gonna wear a shirt I was legit pissed. Like dude if you want her do do cosplay at least do cosplay as well.

  • @pj1995____
    @pj1995____ Год назад +5

    Part 1 is amazing, part 2 is fine and watchable, part 3 is unwatchable and this movie sounds like I’d rip my eyes out like Darry in the first movie

  • @davidphuggins
    @davidphuggins Год назад +9

    This dude is so passionate about his hatred for this movie. It shows. I love it. Has me in stitches.

  • @JivinJoe1984
    @JivinJoe1984 Год назад +3

    The green screen crap is what got me

  • @Yes_king6973
    @Yes_king6973 Год назад +5

    I genuinely haven’t heard one good thing about this movie.

  • @dennyperez3872
    @dennyperez3872 Год назад +2

    I just don’t understand why they can’t make a solid sequel to the 2nd one, if they don’t have the budget at least make it a mystery & suspenseful movie with a good script..

  • @andrewvalentine8759
    @andrewvalentine8759 Год назад +7

    I went on release night. The beginning prologue was the best part of the film. It was suspenseful and paid homage to the 1st. I was really stoked but the rest of the film didn't match the intro energy. The deaths do progressively get better though. It seems most of the money went to the Creeper and 3 of the deaths. Go watch it for the "I saw a low budget indie film" experience lol. It felt like a syfy original in terms of quality. (Not hating on Syfy, but more the lighting and picture quality from like 2007). I think the film left a lot unanswered in terms of possibly all 3 films being one big story. If this film does well, perhaps the budget will increase substantially. I'll see the sequel (if it happens) to see if I'm right about it being a bigger story. I feel bad for the writer or director's opening speech before the film. He really wanted us to enjoy this....

    • @LutherLaBelle
      @LutherLaBelle Год назад +1

      That shit was awful why did you even type all of that?

    • @amilcarmusah4218
      @amilcarmusah4218 Год назад

      @@LutherLaBelle this is called an opinion.

    • @inspectordred
      @inspectordred Год назад

      The beginning was terrible and horribly acted also say what?

  • @sheilab_34
    @sheilab_34 Год назад +7

    “Holy dear Fuckington” 😂😂 and yes this movie was that bad. Loved your review! it cracked me up and I agree with all of it!

  • @Elmaestrojjj10
    @Elmaestrojjj10 Год назад +5

    Well he’s been able to rip body parts off and replace his own limbs like that. Idk about everything else but I remembered that in the 2nd movie

  • @johnquinn9885
    @johnquinn9885 Год назад +5

    It’s so hard for me to believe it’s worse than the last one.. such a shame. As horror fans we really are a forgiving fan base(especially myself) but I’ll take your word on not attempting to watch this one. It sounds like a slap in the face😢

  • @jeffripari8214
    @jeffripari8214 Год назад +2

    I am so with you on this movie. This isn’t just the worst horror movie I’ve seen. It’s just the worst period.
    My previous worst was Jason goes to hell. This abomination blows that out of the water.
    Let’s hope another director and writer is attached to any sequels. Creeper deserves better.

  • @Kikoree
    @Kikoree Год назад +7

    "ITS THE CLAW" na literally got me in tears laughing

  • @yojnna2088
    @yojnna2088 Год назад +11

    The sequel to Reborn begins with a group of people sitting silently in a circle. Then one man stands up and says in a solemn voice, "I'm Tom and I paid to see Jeepers Creepers Reborn at the theater.". He sits back down as the rest of the group welcomes him. I got goosebumps just typing that.

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun 6 месяцев назад

    I don't know, man. I creamed my jeans when I heard the beautiful line delivery of the girl yelling "yOU CaN't hAve iT!" And then there was the masterfully executed scene of them throwing a giant cross and it falling like it was animated in an episode of South Park.
    Pure cinema.

  • @MrBibi86
    @MrBibi86 Год назад +4

    *They should have done a movie about Trish! wasted opportunity*

  • @Brennonnix94
    @Brennonnix94 Год назад +8

    Worse than 3??? DAMMIT how low can the bar get? 😂

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад +4

      Any lower and we'd be in Satans pants

    • @Scarecrow_graveman
      @Scarecrow_graveman Год назад

      Eh 3 wasn’t good but it doesn’t deserve the hate it gets it was ok

    • @user-kt6uw8jf9h
      @user-kt6uw8jf9h 3 месяца назад

      Jeepers Creepers 3 was not a bad movie but if you're watching it with friends it feels kind of stupid. But if you're watching Jeepers Creepers 3 by yourself and your cult fan of the whole trilogy. Jeepers Creepers 3 is one of those movies you can never watch again unlike the first and second one. I never saw Jeepers Creepers 4 I only saw the beginning and I couldn't afford Hulu so I didn't end up watching it( the whole thing)

  • @jimmicricket4765
    @jimmicricket4765 Год назад +2

    As much as it sucks to say cause Victor Salva is a disposable human being…But he was the magic in this franchise.

  • @ethancoolbro18gamer86
    @ethancoolbro18gamer86 Год назад +7

    I was so excited for this film because Jeepers Creepers is my favorite horror movie.

  • @tonymalveaux7756
    @tonymalveaux7756 Год назад +1

    This has to be the worst movie I've seen in years, bad cast, bad dialogue bad storyline.

  • @Ghost-zy4qq
    @Ghost-zy4qq Год назад +6

    Damn I was hoping it would be at least good so they could get a bigger budget for the next one and really make an amazing film like the first and decent second one. At this point they need to either put the creeper to rest or sell it to a streaming service and let them do their thing making it into a series that would be dope

  • @RobertMere
    @RobertMere Год назад +2

    “Now I want to play with YoUuOUu!” Man every time I see this shirt I remember how J said it in one of the unboxing vids a few years ago 😂

  • @MichaelMyers-pj2uk
    @MichaelMyers-pj2uk Год назад +8

    Listening to you describe the movie sounds like a bad acid trip lol. I was gonna see the movie but I may wait for 23 years and then I’ll watch it.

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад +4

      It felt like 23 years getting through it!

    • @MichaelMyers-pj2uk
      @MichaelMyers-pj2uk Год назад +1

      @@WeWatchedAMovie I bet lol I applaud you for sitting through the film ! I only seen clips so far and geez….

  • @loveislove-le5nj
    @loveislove-le5nj Год назад +2

    A Kenny and Darla prequel or even 23 years later Trish and some of the characters from the sequel. Come back for the 23 days to try and stop it.

  • @dennyperez3872
    @dennyperez3872 Год назад +2

    This movie made like 2 million in the box office, this is a crime!!

  • @madj3202911238
    @madj3202911238 Год назад +5

    Your reenactment was great...the Louisiana accent that you've explained...was wonderful. I'm from s.e. tx and I live about an hour away from LA and it always cracks me up to hear really bad tx and la accents... who needs to see that movie when clearly you've sacrificed yourself so we don't have to..tybtw for doing that. Plus your retelling of the story was better, I bet, by far.

  • @PopCultureWithPat
    @PopCultureWithPat Год назад +2

    Mike when you did the bit where the guy was like "omg they have knives" I was eating some food and almost spit it up hahaha

  • @davidfelter417
    @davidfelter417 Год назад +4

    This didn’t feel like a straight to DVD movie, it feels like a made for TV movie

    • @keitrickmiller
      @keitrickmiller Год назад +5

      Honestly felt way worse than that.

    • @Stumme-40203
      @Stumme-40203 10 месяцев назад

      Feels like it belong on Syfy at 8 AM.

  • @MrBibi86
    @MrBibi86 Год назад +3

    *The only hope for the franchise is if maybe Blumhouse buys the rights and takes over. The IMDB reviews are probably more entertaining than the movie and IMDB is normally pretty generous lol*

  • @petboy5839
    @petboy5839 Год назад +1

    We need Victor Salva back. He got his issues, but we need to separate the art from the artist.

  • @NoStyleDutch
    @NoStyleDutch Год назад +1

    Well he could always eat a body part and grow his own quickly, but the older movies made it natural enough it didn't bother ppl like this abomination

  • @Leandro-X.2024
    @Leandro-X.2024 Год назад +3

    This is why I need a Time-Machine, some things should NOT happen 😭

  • @VenomHernandez
    @VenomHernandez Год назад +2

    Here's the frustrating thing about Jeepers Creepers, the first two are amongst probably the only good movies with that character... Three is a pile of monkey crap and based on the trailer of Reborn I immediately said to myself this looks like hot cheap garbage and I have no intentions of seeing it... Jeepers Creepers isn't a mainstream horror monster but it is admired by casual and hardcore horror fanatics, which unfortunately couldn't get the right footing to be a household franchise

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад +1

      Creeper definitely deserves better!

    • @VenomHernandez
      @VenomHernandez Год назад

      @@WeWatchedAMovie Absolutely, plus I forgot to mention, and thankfully that you mentioned in the video is the shit stain of Victor Salva

  • @propjoe3519
    @propjoe3519 Год назад +4

    Only complaint is he could always eat body parts and grow them back. He did in the jail scene in the first. He also took the guys head in the second.

    • @X49erfaithful52X
      @X49erfaithful52X Год назад

      I was going to say well actually he could always do this.

    • @user-kt6uw8jf9h
      @user-kt6uw8jf9h 2 месяца назад

      Well that's not really true the creeper can always eat you can't just reattach body parts and put them back on and use his some kind of neural system and focus on what part he wants to grow back take me to seem like you was some kind of artificial intelligence robot

  • @chamonglee
    @chamonglee Год назад +2

    Only thing scary about this film is that we have 2 more coming.

  • @swedishhousemfia
    @swedishhousemfia 10 месяцев назад +1

    it is so bad...bad acting, bad editing throughout, horrific green screen and CGI, stupid "plot", drags on for too long despite being just under an hour and half...and they desecrated the entire creeper himself by turning him into a fool. A lot of the characters really had no purpose, such as that white dude who was peeing in the forest at the beginning and was killed... not sure why he was ever relevant again to the plot. Many scenes also lead to confusion because of the piss poor dialogue and the youtube parody tier acting.

  • @BURTONBRIGADE351
    @BURTONBRIGADE351 Год назад +1

    Another God awful dumpster fire I've seen on Hulu, and COULD NOT EVEN FINISH, was The Requin. Good lord! The movie came out in 2022.

  • @adhdflipper9066
    @adhdflipper9066 Год назад +7

    That’s actually a really funny idea to me, if they made a movie where the protagonist is actually a real horror fan. I feel like they’d walk in and face the creeper and go “nah - you’re not the creeper .. [this , this , that] is not lore accurate” and then the monster just gets confused because they’re not afraid . That would actually be a better movie than this I’m sure

  • @kaneonshixtz7964
    @kaneonshixtz7964 Год назад +1

    7:32 "its a house how do you not know how to shoot a house" my fav part

  • @MartyMcFly88
    @MartyMcFly88 Год назад +1

    I’ve heard nothing but awful reviews for this. After part 3 I wondered if it could get worse… I guess it can. I’ll stick with parts 1 and 2.

  • @Slangboere1
    @Slangboere1 Год назад

    I just watched it before i looked up reviews and stuff , and i couldnt believe how stupid it was , as you said , it gets worse and worse. It had no creeper feeling like the first 2 movies , nothing about it gets under your skin. And the cgi was like a true video game , reminded me of rollercoaster tycoon 3 . Such a dissapointment

  • @jusskb5
    @jusskb5 Год назад

    I made a whole Twitter rant begging and pleading for ppl to not watch this, I usually do the experience it for yourself talk but not this time this movie was beyond awful

  • @lostinmyimagination7485
    @lostinmyimagination7485 Год назад +1

    One of the worse movies ive ever seen. It was so bad i hoping it was a joke. The green screen was terrible but the acting and dialogue? I wanted to die. Just watched this on Prime for $0.99. I wasted my $1.

  • @jusskb5
    @jusskb5 Год назад

    Gotta say, as a black man I was HIGHLY embarrassed by the lead guy I cringed every time he spoke and his anger yelling of "WHERE IS SHE" was so cringey like my fcking goodness he was like a lost happy child

  • @triggersnowflakes241
    @triggersnowflakes241 Год назад +1

    It had "Diversity" written all over it...They probably spent more on the the "diversity" then actual writing and sets...

  • @MikeLarry910
    @MikeLarry910 Год назад +2

    “IT’S A HOUSE!!!!” 😂😂😂

  • @jackykling4275
    @jackykling4275 Год назад +1

    I saw Jeepers Creepers a few days ago and what can i say? I left the Cinema before the end of the Film. I was really looking forward to it but unfortunately it wasn't a good Film, i'm really sorry.
    Nice greetings from Germany

  • @BootyWonka
    @BootyWonka Год назад +3

    with a year full of heavy hitters in horror, I gotta say we were due for a couple stinkers at some point lol

  • @blakemcwilliams9028
    @blakemcwilliams9028 Год назад +2

    Can't believe they ruined The Creeper. The first Jeepers Creepers movie is a classic. And they give us this!?

    • @QuestNation3221
      @QuestNation3221 Год назад

      The first Jeepers Creepers is utter dogshit too.

    • @blakemcwilliams9028
      @blakemcwilliams9028 Год назад

      @@QuestNation3221 Yeah you are full of shit. The first Jeepers Creepers is legendary.

  • @brianthompson7482
    @brianthompson7482 Год назад +1

    Yea.. I spent $20 on a special showing at my local theater last night worst $20 I ever spent the budget for this movie look like a middle school play

    • @tyronleung5276
      @tyronleung5276 Год назад

      Yes creepshow 3 is the same level of this film

  • @itstjharris
    @itstjharris Год назад +1

    For correction hes always had the ability to regrow limbs and parts he consumes from people hes killed

  • @period8705
    @period8705 Год назад +1

    JC reborn and Rob Zombie's H2 are probably the worst movies i've ever seen not just horror, but movies in general.

  • @Amber_xo_133
    @Amber_xo_133 3 месяца назад

    This is one of the worst film I've seen from a successful horror franchise ever. I was in shock with how atrocious the acting, directing, effects, and story was. The story goes in some baffling directions, it's like the writers had never seen a creeper film in their lives. I literally wanted the Creeper to reach through the screen and rip my eyes out to keep me from watching this eye sore. The green screen is so horribly distracting and just takes you out of it.
    AND THE KILLS!!! The kills are even worse. How can you mess that up?! Since when does the Creeper use a bear trap? In a house?! Please just put this franchise out of its misery. No competent director will touch this project with a 100 ft pole.

  • @JoshieCakez
    @JoshieCakez Год назад +4

    How is this review better than the movie?!?😂😂😂😂😂😂 seriously, I think this was one of my favorite videos of yours!

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад

      lmao thank you dude!

    • @charliipresley
      @charliipresley Год назад

      @@WeWatchedAMovie Mike this review is gold. Makes me actually glad I wasted 90 minutes watching this movie … allows me to properly enjoy this review. Laughing my ass off watching this 😂😂😂. Great work!!

  • @robertlayport5525
    @robertlayport5525 Год назад +1

    I found myself laughing throughout the entire movie. Not a Ha-Ha laugh, but a Cry-Cry laugh.. because it was so fucking bad. Hot dog shit of a film.

  • @davidirwin2176
    @davidirwin2176 Год назад +2

    i'd rather watch ressurection five times in a row than watch this movie again once

  • @CONOR_96
    @CONOR_96 Год назад +4

    I don't know why but you just made me want to watch it for a laugh.

  • @danielkeller1337
    @danielkeller1337 Год назад +1

    If i was making it, i would complete it by restarting after 2, but having Trisha go around and try to recruit a small army or riot squad to help her take down the Creeper for killing Darry in the first movie. Not rebooting the movie into this pile of crap.

  • @scorpiusjones5436
    @scorpiusjones5436 Год назад

    This, like all pop culture, will change with the 10 year rule. After a decade has passed, all the kids who saw and loved it when they were kids will flood the internet talking about how underrated it is because nostalgia is strong. Same happened with the Prequels. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @CoolGuyMcGruff
    @CoolGuyMcGruff Год назад +1

    Instead of just trying to do the same "Creeper creeps on some stupid kids again" story, why not do a origins story, like what they did with Prey??
    There's so much shit they could expand upon with the Creeper's history!

  • @RingRingRingItsTheBananaPhone
    @RingRingRingItsTheBananaPhone 5 месяцев назад

    Chase's inconsistent accent drove me insane. Sometimes he's American; sometimes he's British

  • @blucu001
    @blucu001 Год назад +1

    The CGI and green screen for the finale makes the video for Linkin Park's In The End video look like the work of Kubrick.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 Год назад

      It's mostly practical effects as no budget. But yeah very cheap.

  • @NoStyleDutch
    @NoStyleDutch Год назад +2

    I thought dee Wallace's scene was just as bad as anything else in the movie 😂

  • @Bo-Dog
    @Bo-Dog Год назад +1

    I can't believe they flaked it😭! The franchise is ruined!

  • @abtmo0069
    @abtmo0069 Год назад +3

    It didn't look good at all and I was worried when it turned out to only be a Fathom event but WTF I did not expect it to be THIS BAD. Tbh the reviews I've been watching this morning have been GOLD.

  • @kohlvbladen
    @kohlvbladen Год назад

    I almost walked out of the movie. I booed at the screen when "Jeepers Creepers Reborn" appeared at the end. The audience laughed through about 90% of the movie. I whole heartedly agree with you, this IS the worst film ever made. The CGI cop cars at the end...fucking really?

  • @corym.m.3084
    @corym.m.3084 Год назад +4

    I could see this series be turned into a tv series. I think it would work well and be able to take its time. The only good movie out of the series is the first and that’s it.

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад

      If you got the right people hell yeah!

    • @corym.m.3084
      @corym.m.3084 Год назад +1

      @@WeWatchedAMovie if they can make Chucky work, they can make anything work

    • @evilhellmusic8038
      @evilhellmusic8038 Год назад

      Well, I actually enjoyed number two as well, I think 3 is where they really screwed up and lost the creepiness and horror to the franchise
      You can't tell me 2 is dog shit I mean him sniffing that bus thru the windows was so creepy and scary, yeah very bad very bad actors in number two like awful but it was still entertaining unlike 3 which was complete crap

  • @jasonhearn768
    @jasonhearn768 Год назад +4

    So, now tell us how you REALLY felt about the movie, Mike! 😂😂😂

  • @shanechurch2044
    @shanechurch2044 Год назад

    The Creeper Origins
    Chapter 2
    In horror the Spaniards raised their muskets to the priest and fired to no avail the priest swooped down snatching up their leader ripping him into covering his soldiers in blood. As they fled to their ship the priest picked them off one by one like a hawk in a field full of mice. Only a few managed to escape with the priest following from above in the cover of a blood moon. The priest's followers gathered around the pit to find that it was void with no bottom. Lying on the floor was the priest's dagger made from carved bone and a spear head for the blade. The remaining Aztec tripe dressed up as birds with elaborate masks and feathers to welcome their protector upon arrival. The tribe sacrificed many captives in the temple for their new God. On the 23rd night the priest descends to the temple entrance to find that it was lined with body parts attached with corn husk and he liked what he saw. His followers while looking through the mask noticed that the priest did not look himself anymore with fingernails sharp as talons, grey scaly skin, and the only thing left from the priest was a patch of his long grey hair. The priest flexed his wings and flys into the pit......
    To be continued for the Creeper fans.

  • @CodyLeachYT
    @CodyLeachYT Год назад

    This is the worst movie I've seen since being on RUclips. It's still mind-numbing to me how horrendous this was.

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  Год назад +1

      I haven't been able to think of a worse one myself yet, lol

  • @venomlayton1394
    @venomlayton1394 Год назад

    Jeepers Creepers reborn is another example of “don’t fuck with the original”, and before people say “oh well halloween kills was dog shit and had problems but you loved it” yeah because Michael Myers was done right, the kills were amazing and it’s entertaining and fun to watch, Jeepers Creepers reborn is a sad excuse for horror and I hate to say it but they should have let victor salva keep his rights to make a 4th film

  • @summerdowlig
    @summerdowlig Год назад +1

    I watched at home for free almost called my internet company to ask for a refund.

  • @brixferera8938
    @brixferera8938 Год назад +1

    I felt violated watching this movie and I just watch 15 minutes of it

  • @CreepN666
    @CreepN666 Год назад +2

    I can't believe it's going to be worse than 3 I couldn't even finish 3. I guess I'll be watching this one for free.

  • @lesliehardeman6212
    @lesliehardeman6212 Год назад

    THIS MOVIE IS THE EQUIVALENT OF BEING LOCKED IN A PORTA POTTY, ABSOLUTELY SO FULL OF SHIT AND YOU CAN SMELL THAT SHIT THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE.
    I'M GLAD THAT DUE TO A CHILDHOOD ACCIDENT I CAN'T REMEMBERING THINGS VERY WELL BECAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TO FORGET THIS DUMPSTER FIRE OF A MOVIE.

  • @upallnite3164
    @upallnite3164 Год назад +1

    OMG Fucking God "CHEETO -DIPPED IN PORT-A-POTTY WATER.🤣🤣🤣
    I almost died,☠ I choked on my tongue bc I was laughing so fucking hard.
    I am 59 yrs old lady hoping to live another 23 years. To see OG Creeper like Jonathan Breck play Creeper one more time. Rip Jeepers Creepers, at least we have 1 & 2 to watch bc that where my reality ends 🤣🤣🤣
    Thanks for this funny and honest review.👍

  • @sadawkwardblob.8738
    @sadawkwardblob.8738 Год назад +1

    I think that the first directors personal life should have been his and the authority's business, not the public all that political stuff has ruined good media

  • @Bimmermpower4
    @Bimmermpower4 Год назад +1

    this is literally the 16th or 17th reviewer i have heard hammer this film to dust. I feel bad for anyone involved in the movie. Not sure i want to waste my time alive on earth viewing something so shitty. how did this get into theatres?

  • @Tachibana-san
    @Tachibana-san Год назад

    I’m a HUGE FAN of the Franchise and the series but bro I’m so disappointed, I waited a year for straight horse. I went from being terrified for months at 13y/o to walking up the stairs after turning off the lights. I hate the fact the Creeper looks like a Roblox character with diamonds on his face, with some tattoos on his stomach. After seeing the part where he gets in a FIST FIGHT & casually proceeds to play his classic Fortnite OG song.

  • @christiansawyer8533
    @christiansawyer8533 Год назад +1

    i thought it was gonna be about the origin of the creeper? what a joke movie