Jeepers Creepers Reborn Review

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @WeWatchedAMovie
    @WeWatchedAMovie  2 года назад +124

    In today's mistake I totally forgot Creeper always could eat humans to regrow his own parts. My bad!

    • @iamedwardblack
      @iamedwardblack 2 года назад +4

      This movie made me forget my brain 🧠 and life. What an utter turdt 💩💣🤯. Like, I almost cut it off. I some how made it through but you are RIGHT 😂😂😂

    • @t_gomez661
      @t_gomez661 2 года назад +7

      Just was going to point that out 😂

    • @dfstarborn
      @dfstarborn 2 года назад +3

      It's like they started throwing random Ideas around and just said "I know, lets film these random thoughts." JC 3 was average at best but at least it has some amazing thrilling scenes mixed with some very bland boring story telling but at least it looked like a film. Yes JC 3 had some weak CGI movies but it di look like a film with professional camera work but Reborn is god awful nothingness mixed with emptieness. Oh look there's a red brick wall so lets film the spawn coming out of it and let him eat those maggots over there to regenerate himself. yeah! That's a top idea mate, lets go with that even though in the original Creeper he just regenerates every 23 years and doesn't need human parts to get his full physical look beck at the rebirth stage. He just fills out and becomes the Creeper again. Then he goes out hunting for parts but this fucking movie acts like it doesn't have a farking idea about what it's doing. The actors don't even know what their doing! Its like the director says, "open that door guys and run over to the other door then go to the next door and open it and wait in there." It's literally that bad, it's suffering from any sign of intelligence and as for the guy playing the Creeper, well, it's obvious he never even studied its characteristics and it's movements because he hadn't a clue what he was doing. Honestly, thsi film makes JC 3 look like an Oscar nomination it's that bad. I knew what to expect once I saw the marketing for this and the "what the fudge is this new Creemer image shxt face," along with the cheap looking trailer. The green screen is everywhere, they're shooting in day time when it's supposed to be at night in the film but one can easily see the daylight shinning through the windows and the cracks in the walls/ceilings. If I were sent to destroy this franchise for good so Salva can go live the rest of his pathetic life off a couple of million then I'd make this film exactly the way Timo made it. Best part of this film was the credits rolling at the end. Felt like turning the film off quite a few times and also kept putting it on pause so I could check my notifications. 1/10 a clear cash - grab and now I hear it's being cancelled in cinema's due to terrible reviews and low ticket sales.

    • @Fu3goK1ng
      @Fu3goK1ng 2 года назад +2

      No worries

    • @andrewvalentine8759
      @andrewvalentine8759 2 года назад +1

      Would you say that this felt like Jeepers Creepers meets The Curse of Michael Myers (not the producers cut lol) ?

  • @xXBESTPUNKxX
    @xXBESTPUNKxX 2 года назад +402

    They should just let the series lay dormant for 23 years.

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 2 года назад +1

      They could make 25 more of these now that the convicted registered pedo doesn't make one red cent off of any future movies.

    • @papahades2982
      @papahades2982 2 года назад +21

      This makes me real sad

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  2 года назад +73

      Until they can get someone to take it seriously!

    • @Andycontrer
      @Andycontrer 2 года назад +11

      Truer words have never been more spoken

    • @viewtifuljoe66
      @viewtifuljoe66 2 года назад +12

      personally the 2nd film is good enough conclusion for me we know creeper coming back they preparation for it, he can't be killed just either slowed down or at best maybe contained. 3rd film despite low budget and some what questionable cgi, was okay but first and 2nd film still the best.
      This one i pass mean could done films set back earlier in old west or something around his origin and during time period between leading up to original film.

  • @HTownstylist253
    @HTownstylist253 2 года назад +128

    The fact that this movie had zero promotion, limited three day release, very few reviews and excluded from AMC A List told me everything I needed to know.

    • @MartyMcFly88
      @MartyMcFly88 2 года назад +3

      Well, Clerks 3 got a limited theatrical run and it was good. So you can’t go by that.

    • @laughatchaos
      @laughatchaos 2 года назад +8

      @@MartyMcFly88 clerks 3 got a shit ton of promotion so they clearly cared about it. I'm pretty sure that's the point they're trying to make. No one wanted to give this thing any attention. Lol

    • @MartyMcFly88
      @MartyMcFly88 2 года назад

      @@laughatchaos True

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 2 года назад

      It's lucky to get any release at all and any promotions would cost more than it's $5 million production budget.

    • @jaymay7957
      @jaymay7957 Год назад

      @@jonfreeman9682I’m pretty sure a 5 million dollar budget is doable with a passionate team.

  • @seanhartwick2243
    @seanhartwick2243 2 года назад +78

    I actually laughed uncontrollably when the Creeper crashed into the power line and all that comes from it is the DJ going “all good DJs bring a vinyl!” And the same metal music that was playing for 20 minutes continued to play. Wtf did I just watch 😂

    • @masondotnet
      @masondotnet 2 года назад +9

      He has EDM music on vinyl. Wi-Fi is their only source of internet connection. They have a whole ass grid tapped power line for a small convention yet no cell tower. Supposedly the crash took out the power yet the speakers and most of the lights were still on, which means they have generators, which means they should still have Wi-Fi. Power line is down yet the old house at the end had electricity and a functioning landline lol. Needs internet connection when he should have all his music local. That crash didn’t start a forest fire. Jeepers creepers had a cool guy walks away from explosion moment.
      Such a minor scene but it says a lot about the movie as a whole lmaoo.

    • @gracegatee
      @gracegatee 2 года назад +7

      Brooo I died laughing at that scene 🤣 like bro really the vinyl is the same song that’s been playing the whole fest 🤣🤣🤣

    • @scarletloki6315
      @scarletloki6315 2 года назад +4

      I’m so glad I was not the only one who was confused af about that, it made me laugh as well made no sense

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 2 года назад +1

      Well you can't beat good vinyl record.

    • @swedishhousemfia
      @swedishhousemfia Год назад

      yessss that was so dumb i laughed

  • @donavanfrea6768
    @donavanfrea6768 2 года назад +51

    The creeper could always regrow body parts by eating others. It's kinda his thing he does it in both of the first two movies

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 2 года назад +5

      I think it takes body parts from others and add it to himself. In creeper 2 it literally took another kids head on the bus to replace his broken head. 🤣

  • @MikeyFilms
    @MikeyFilms 2 года назад +87

    This movie single handedly gave Mike high blood pressure 😂😂

  • @RevolverVash
    @RevolverVash 2 года назад +42

    "This script was written in crayon by a fucking 4 year old."
    I love this dude 🤣😂

    • @user46272
      @user46272 2 года назад +1

      i could make a better script ina week try me🤣💀

  • @theshape3988
    @theshape3988 2 года назад +71

    They should've made the prequel with the couple that Derry found in the church basement. Remember the ring? That would've been cool to show exactly what happened

  • @monicagray2907
    @monicagray2907 2 года назад +18

    I just came home from watching this movie and I was so pissed that I had to come on RUclips for support, lol. I knew others would be traumatized and angry about how horrible it was.
    I came home saying this was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. How did they stink it up so bad!! Do NOT waste your time.

    • @dominickscalpi5686
      @dominickscalpi5686 2 года назад

      LMAO that was my same thought process! 😂 I knew there would be others on RUclips that would be just as upset for what they did to our Creeper! I absolutely LOVE the first two films. The Creeper was a force to be reckoned with and he was the first original horror movie monster since the 80s that wasn't a complete dumpster fire. The last two films were a real waste but out of the two, this one was fuckin god awful. I found myself actually yelling at the characters and shaking my head alot...

  • @timothypatch5080
    @timothypatch5080 2 года назад +49

    The moment I saw the first screenshots of the movie and saw it was going to take place at a carnival I know it was going to suck. They need to bring the creeper to another rural area and keep him in the shadows and bring back some creepy mystery and intrigue

    • @_victaris_8581
      @_victaris_8581 2 года назад +10

      He didn’t even get to do anything at the carnival. There could have been so much carnage and they messed it up!

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 2 года назад +6

      Yeah the first hour was all filler. And the carnival added nothing to the story. Creeper only killed one guy at the carnival and that was it.

  • @jakebiomask
    @jakebiomask 2 года назад +52

    Watched Jeepers Creepers again last night, and just finished watching Jeepers Creepers 2 again now. Both great horror movies. Salva is a POS but he's a talented director, it's a shame they didn't give him the money for 3 back in the day before everyone knew about his past, we could have gotten one of the greatest horror trilogies ever. It's now been 19 years since JC2 came out, and JC1 took place in 2001. So, it's now 2 years until the Creeper wakes up again. I feel old!

    • @ultramag0343
      @ultramag0343 2 года назад +4

      Have you done anything negative in your life we should keep mentioning every time your name is mentioned ?

    • @SoloDoloSpaceman
      @SoloDoloSpaceman 2 года назад

      @@ultramag0343 Are you defending pedophilia?

    • @badbloodyautja7251
      @badbloodyautja7251 2 года назад +11

      @@ultramag0343 if it’s anything near as disgusting as what Victor Salva did, then yes, they should be shamed until they die.

    • @ultramag0343
      @ultramag0343 2 года назад +2

      @@badbloodyautja7251 Well I'm sorry to tell you, but mostly everyone has something in their past that you might object to. Are you gonna care if your waiter in the restaurant is a convicted murderer ?????

    • @badbloodyautja7251
      @badbloodyautja7251 2 года назад +3

      @@ultramag0343 yes I would, as would any other rational individual lmao. Imagine genuinely defending someone like Salva and excusing what he did 🤡. I pray for your sake that you’re a troll, if you spout these opinions off to people in real life you’re gonna get yourself hurt. Absolutely disgusting.

  • @shanc8198
    @shanc8198 2 года назад +25

    He always ate body parts to replace his own damaged parts from the very first movie.

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  2 года назад +6

      Okay my bad on that one! It doesn't help the movie but my mistake!

    • @philipmartin9035
      @philipmartin9035 2 года назад +3

      Was wondering about this seen alot of people say this he literally regurgitated the high school kids head in jc 2 haha

    • @cookingsauce8274
      @cookingsauce8274 2 года назад +1

      Yea kinda weird a fan could forget that when its already been said since the first movie the main reason the creeper eats body parts is to replace whatever part he's eating on his own body.

  • @travis_mitchell
    @travis_mitchell 2 года назад +69

    The only interesting idea the dumpster fire of a 3rd film introduced,
    was that those who are eaten by the Creeper, are spiritually tethered to it, which finally explained why ghosts of his victims appear to people when the Creeper is around.
    I’d love to see a Dream Warriors type Creeper story, where Justin Long and the other dead victims of the Creeper have to try and fight him internally.
    Using the Jazelle, the psychic from the first film to communicate with the living characters,
    Instead of superpowers like the Dream Warriors,
    The victims are only able to manipulate the Creeper, or interact with the real world through the body part the Creeper took from them,
    Justin Long being the eyes of the Creeper.
    I think a film where the central characters are all dead and trapped within the villain, who will all die when he does, is an interesting idea.
    Basically Dream Warriors mixed with Ghost.
    Imagining Justin Long’s character seeing his sister alive with her own kid, while he himself is trapped as a teenager, getting to use the Creeper’s eyes to say goodbye to his sister would be a great scene.

    • @blakemcwilliams9028
      @blakemcwilliams9028 2 года назад +13

      Somebody hire this person!

    • @BootyWonka
      @BootyWonka 2 года назад +9

      thats a cool idea

    • @popcorndaddy7238
      @popcorndaddy7238 2 года назад +6

      I like ut

    • @God4Life21
      @God4Life21 2 года назад +6

      Brilliant idea!

    • @_victaris_8581
      @_victaris_8581 2 года назад +8

      This is a cool concept. But in order for it to work, the film would need to ignore the 2nd movie, as Darry’s eyes get replaced when the Creeper rips off his head and uses the jock’s.

  • @SkyGeneMovieNews
    @SkyGeneMovieNews 2 года назад +38

    Hulu needs to take it over and do a redo like they did with Prey and upcoming Hellraiser

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  2 года назад +3

      No doubt!

    • @LAMAR307
      @LAMAR307 2 года назад

      @@WeWatchedAMovie the director should be ashamed of his self a failure they need to get the director that did prey on Hulu

    • @sairevandride8595
      @sairevandride8595 2 года назад

      they redemed hellraiser 💪

    • @justruinedyourday4864
      @justruinedyourday4864 2 года назад

      Prey fucking sucks though

  • @kellyrose5721
    @kellyrose5721 Год назад +6

    A burnt whopper!! I'm DEAD!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tonymalveaux7756
    @tonymalveaux7756 2 года назад +1

    This has to be the worst movie I've seen in years, bad cast, bad dialogue bad storyline.

  • @HEYitzED
    @HEYitzED 2 года назад +10

    It’s a challenge to make a worse film than 3 and they somehow succeeded.

  • @kingofhoopz9536
    @kingofhoopz9536 2 года назад +4

    ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE the worst part is they totally disrespected the creeper ! THIS IS NOT THE CREEPER. 100% made me angry watching this movie I’m a huge jeepers creepers fan an it’s a spit to the face

  • @kketchie1
    @kketchie1 2 года назад +7

    "A hotdog on the side of a hot fucking highway." I am not exaggerating when I say I watched the opening to this video 20 times. Goddamn I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

  • @stackntax1308
    @stackntax1308 2 года назад +5

    Reborn made the 3rd movie look like the original jeepers creepers 😭😭😭

  • @davidphuggins
    @davidphuggins 2 года назад +9

    This dude is so passionate about his hatred for this movie. It shows. I love it. Has me in stitches.

  • @TrayChester01
    @TrayChester01 2 года назад +32

    The Creeper has such potential to become an icon of horror. It was headed that way with the first film, then we know what happened. I miss my Majestic Studios 12" action figure of him. If someone, ANYONE that is actually a fan of The Creeper could make a film....

    • @gl5616
      @gl5616 2 года назад +2

      Go back to the original, breakdown what made it great, brainstorm with others and research other great horror movies. AND try to come out with something original. Not that hard, right?

    • @KOVVAz
      @KOVVAz 2 года назад

      It is a icon but what follows it , is more hideous than the creeper

    • @gl5616
      @gl5616 2 года назад

      @@Chris-ft2yx I heard the movie cost $10 million and Terrified 2 cost $250,000 (and had better quality all around). Try making some sense with that.

  • @andrewvalentine8759
    @andrewvalentine8759 2 года назад +7

    I went on release night. The beginning prologue was the best part of the film. It was suspenseful and paid homage to the 1st. I was really stoked but the rest of the film didn't match the intro energy. The deaths do progressively get better though. It seems most of the money went to the Creeper and 3 of the deaths. Go watch it for the "I saw a low budget indie film" experience lol. It felt like a syfy original in terms of quality. (Not hating on Syfy, but more the lighting and picture quality from like 2007). I think the film left a lot unanswered in terms of possibly all 3 films being one big story. If this film does well, perhaps the budget will increase substantially. I'll see the sequel (if it happens) to see if I'm right about it being a bigger story. I feel bad for the writer or director's opening speech before the film. He really wanted us to enjoy this....

    • @classicsoulconcerts
      @classicsoulconcerts 2 года назад +1

      That shit was awful why did you even type all of that?

    • @amilcarmusah4218
      @amilcarmusah4218 2 года назад

      @@classicsoulconcerts this is called an opinion.

    • @inspectordred
      @inspectordred Год назад

      The beginning was terrible and horribly acted also say what?

  • @dennyperez3872
    @dennyperez3872 2 года назад +3

    I just don’t understand why they can’t make a solid sequel to the 2nd one, if they don’t have the budget at least make it a mystery & suspenseful movie with a good script..

  • @BURTONBRIGADE351
    @BURTONBRIGADE351 Год назад +1

    Another God awful dumpster fire I've seen on Hulu, and COULD NOT EVEN FINISH, was The Requin. Good lord! The movie came out in 2022.

  • @Death12650
    @Death12650 2 года назад +10

    Do you think there is possibility of them destroying 3 and reborn and an actual professional director to pick up the movie from number 2 and we all forget that 3 and reborn exist?

  • @lostinmyimagination7485
    @lostinmyimagination7485 Год назад +1

    One of the worse movies ive ever seen. It was so bad i hoping it was a joke. The green screen was terrible but the acting and dialogue? I wanted to die. Just watched this on Prime for $0.99. I wasted my $1.

  • @lamoravicious2519
    @lamoravicious2519 2 года назад +2

    When he made her do cosplay then said he was just gonna wear a shirt I was legit pissed. Like dude if you want her do do cosplay at least do cosplay as well.

  • @robertlayport5525
    @robertlayport5525 2 года назад +1

    I found myself laughing throughout the entire movie. Not a Ha-Ha laugh, but a Cry-Cry laugh.. because it was so fucking bad. Hot dog shit of a film.

  • @MikeLarry910
    @MikeLarry910 2 года назад +2

    “IT’S A HOUSE!!!!” 😂😂😂

  • @Yes_king6973
    @Yes_king6973 2 года назад +5

    I genuinely haven’t heard one good thing about this movie.

  • @pj1995____
    @pj1995____ 2 года назад +5

    Part 1 is amazing, part 2 is fine and watchable, part 3 is unwatchable and this movie sounds like I’d rip my eyes out like Darry in the first movie

  • @jeffripari8214
    @jeffripari8214 2 года назад +2

    I am so with you on this movie. This isn’t just the worst horror movie I’ve seen. It’s just the worst period.
    My previous worst was Jason goes to hell. This abomination blows that out of the water.
    Let’s hope another director and writer is attached to any sequels. Creeper deserves better.

  • @ethancoolbro18gamer86
    @ethancoolbro18gamer86 2 года назад +7

    I was so excited for this film because Jeepers Creepers is my favorite horror movie.

  • @Kikoree
    @Kikoree 2 года назад +7

    "ITS THE CLAW" na literally got me in tears laughing

  • @triggersnowflakes241
    @triggersnowflakes241 2 года назад +1

    It had "Diversity" written all over it...They probably spent more on the the "diversity" then actual writing and sets...

  • @JivinJoe0984
    @JivinJoe0984 2 года назад +3

    The green screen crap is what got me

  • @dennyperez3872
    @dennyperez3872 Год назад +2

    This movie made like 2 million in the box office, this is a crime!!

  • @upallnite3164
    @upallnite3164 2 года назад +1

    OMG Fucking God "CHEETO -DIPPED IN PORT-A-POTTY WATER.🤣🤣🤣
    I almost died,☠ I choked on my tongue bc I was laughing so fucking hard.
    I am 59 yrs old lady hoping to live another 23 years. To see OG Creeper like Jonathan Breck play Creeper one more time. Rip Jeepers Creepers, at least we have 1 & 2 to watch bc that where my reality ends 🤣🤣🤣
    Thanks for this funny and honest review.👍

  • @kaneonshixtz7964
    @kaneonshixtz7964 Год назад +1

    7:32 "its a house how do you not know how to shoot a house" my fav part

  • @jimmicricket4765
    @jimmicricket4765 2 года назад +2

    As much as it sucks to say cause Victor Salva is a disposable human being…But he was the magic in this franchise.

  • @johnquinn9885
    @johnquinn9885 2 года назад +5

    It’s so hard for me to believe it’s worse than the last one.. such a shame. As horror fans we really are a forgiving fan base(especially myself) but I’ll take your word on not attempting to watch this one. It sounds like a slap in the face😢

  • @Elmaestrojjj10
    @Elmaestrojjj10 2 года назад +5

    Well he’s been able to rip body parts off and replace his own limbs like that. Idk about everything else but I remembered that in the 2nd movie

  • @loveislove-le5nj
    @loveislove-le5nj 2 года назад +3

    A Kenny and Darla prequel or even 23 years later Trish and some of the characters from the sequel. Come back for the 23 days to try and stop it.

  • @madj3202911238
    @madj3202911238 2 года назад +5

    Your reenactment was great...the Louisiana accent that you've explained...was wonderful. I'm from s.e. tx and I live about an hour away from LA and it always cracks me up to hear really bad tx and la accents... who needs to see that movie when clearly you've sacrificed yourself so we don't have to..tybtw for doing that. Plus your retelling of the story was better, I bet, by far.

  • @sheilab_34
    @sheilab_34 2 года назад +7

    “Holy dear Fuckington” 😂😂 and yes this movie was that bad. Loved your review! it cracked me up and I agree with all of it!

  • @NoStyleDutch
    @NoStyleDutch 2 года назад +1

    Well he could always eat a body part and grow his own quickly, but the older movies made it natural enough it didn't bother ppl like this abomination

  • @Ghost-zy4qq
    @Ghost-zy4qq 2 года назад +6

    Damn I was hoping it would be at least good so they could get a bigger budget for the next one and really make an amazing film like the first and decent second one. At this point they need to either put the creeper to rest or sell it to a streaming service and let them do their thing making it into a series that would be dope

  • @danielrubinstein896
    @danielrubinstein896 2 года назад +1

    Victor salva is a garbage but I can't deny that JC 1 & 2 IS amazingly done

  • @RobertMere
    @RobertMere 2 года назад +2

    “Now I want to play with YoUuOUu!” Man every time I see this shirt I remember how J said it in one of the unboxing vids a few years ago 😂

  • @petboy5839
    @petboy5839 2 года назад +1

    We need Victor Salva back. He got his issues, but we need to separate the art from the artist.

  • @brianthompson7482
    @brianthompson7482 2 года назад +1

    Yea.. I spent $20 on a special showing at my local theater last night worst $20 I ever spent the budget for this movie look like a middle school play

    • @tyronleung5276
      @tyronleung5276 2 года назад

      Yes creepshow 3 is the same level of this film

  • @paulwaugh5652
    @paulwaugh5652 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That movie was GARBINO!!!

  • @RobertMere
    @RobertMere 2 года назад +2

    If I am gonna watch it I’ll prolly just pirate it, don’t judge me

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun 9 месяцев назад

    I don't know, man. I creamed my jeans when I heard the beautiful line delivery of the girl yelling "yOU CaN't hAve iT!" And then there was the masterfully executed scene of them throwing a giant cross and it falling like it was animated in an episode of South Park.
    Pure cinema.

  • @trailz520
    @trailz520 16 дней назад

    spot on review. this movie was a huge disappointment . disgraceful to the og one

  • @Bo-Dog
    @Bo-Dog 2 года назад +1

    I can't believe they flaked it😭! The franchise is ruined!

  • @StoneColdBrennonNix
    @StoneColdBrennonNix 2 года назад +8

    Worse than 3??? DAMMIT how low can the bar get? 😂

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  2 года назад +4

      Any lower and we'd be in Satans pants

    • @Scarecrow_graveman
      @Scarecrow_graveman 2 года назад

      Eh 3 wasn’t good but it doesn’t deserve the hate it gets it was ok

    • @LukeRozsa
      @LukeRozsa 7 месяцев назад

      Jeepers Creepers 3 was not a bad movie but if you're watching it with friends it feels kind of stupid. But if you're watching Jeepers Creepers 3 by yourself and your cult fan of the whole trilogy. Jeepers Creepers 3 is one of those movies you can never watch again unlike the first and second one. I never saw Jeepers Creepers 4 I only saw the beginning and I couldn't afford Hulu so I didn't end up watching it( the whole thing)

  • @MartyMcFly88
    @MartyMcFly88 2 года назад +1

    I’ve heard nothing but awful reviews for this. After part 3 I wondered if it could get worse… I guess it can. I’ll stick with parts 1 and 2.

  • @MichaelMyers-pj2uk
    @MichaelMyers-pj2uk 2 года назад +8

    Listening to you describe the movie sounds like a bad acid trip lol. I was gonna see the movie but I may wait for 23 years and then I’ll watch it.

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  2 года назад +4

      It felt like 23 years getting through it!

    • @MichaelMyers-pj2uk
      @MichaelMyers-pj2uk 2 года назад +1

      @@WeWatchedAMovie I bet lol I applaud you for sitting through the film ! I only seen clips so far and geez….

  • @REVIEWSbyRVG
    @REVIEWSbyRVG 2 года назад +2

    This review is exponentially better than the movie.

  • @GoreyBits
    @GoreyBits 2 года назад

    Noted. Staying clear away from this movie.

  • @MrBibi86
    @MrBibi86 2 года назад +3

    *The only hope for the franchise is if maybe Blumhouse buys the rights and takes over. The IMDB reviews are probably more entertaining than the movie and IMDB is normally pretty generous lol*

  • @summerdowlig
    @summerdowlig 2 года назад +1

    I watched at home for free almost called my internet company to ask for a refund.

  • @PopCultureWithPat
    @PopCultureWithPat 2 года назад +2

    Mike when you did the bit where the guy was like "omg they have knives" I was eating some food and almost spit it up hahaha

  • @mr.niceguy4207
    @mr.niceguy4207 2 года назад

    Thanks for the honesty I already knew this movie was a piece of crap I just love hearing people talk shit about it R.I.P Jeepers Creepers ✌️

  • @will_cashgrow2294
    @will_cashgrow2294 2 года назад +1

    The movie reminds me of a fan made RUclips film or a straight to DVD movie. This movie ass. The creeper is scrawny as shit. The original creeper was tall and Brolic

  • @asktellm8k664
    @asktellm8k664 2 года назад +2

    So happy these types of reviews exist.
    You're doing God's work m8
    (Salute)

  • @MrBibi86
    @MrBibi86 2 года назад +4

    *They should have done a movie about Trish! wasted opportunity*

  • @davidirwin2176
    @davidirwin2176 2 года назад +2

    i'd rather watch ressurection five times in a row than watch this movie again once

  • @blucu001
    @blucu001 2 года назад +1

    The CGI and green screen for the finale makes the video for Linkin Park's In The End video look like the work of Kubrick.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 2 года назад

      It's mostly practical effects as no budget. But yeah very cheap.

  • @CoolGuyMcGruff
    @CoolGuyMcGruff 2 года назад +1

    Instead of just trying to do the same "Creeper creeps on some stupid kids again" story, why not do a origins story, like what they did with Prey??
    There's so much shit they could expand upon with the Creeper's history!

  • @propjoe3519
    @propjoe3519 2 года назад +4

    Only complaint is he could always eat body parts and grow them back. He did in the jail scene in the first. He also took the guys head in the second.

    • @X49erfaithful52X
      @X49erfaithful52X 2 года назад

      I was going to say well actually he could always do this.

    • @LukeRozsa
      @LukeRozsa 6 месяцев назад

      Well that's not really true the creeper can always eat you can't just reattach body parts and put them back on and use his some kind of neural system and focus on what part he wants to grow back take me to seem like you was some kind of artificial intelligence robot

  • @davidfelter417
    @davidfelter417 2 года назад +4

    This didn’t feel like a straight to DVD movie, it feels like a made for TV movie

    • @keitrickmiller
      @keitrickmiller 2 года назад +5

      Honestly felt way worse than that.

    • @Stumme-40203
      @Stumme-40203 Год назад

      Feels like it belong on Syfy at 8 AM.

  • @jackykling4275
    @jackykling4275 2 года назад +1

    I saw Jeepers Creepers a few days ago and what can i say? I left the Cinema before the end of the Film. I was really looking forward to it but unfortunately it wasn't a good Film, i'm really sorry.
    Nice greetings from Germany

  • @WerdnaNiraehs
    @WerdnaNiraehs 2 года назад

    Just wait until you see The Munsters. Watched it last night it was truly the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • @shanechurch2044
    @shanechurch2044 2 года назад

    The Creeper Origins
    Chapter 2
    In horror the Spaniards raised their muskets to the priest and fired to no avail the priest swooped down snatching up their leader ripping him into covering his soldiers in blood. As they fled to their ship the priest picked them off one by one like a hawk in a field full of mice. Only a few managed to escape with the priest following from above in the cover of a blood moon. The priest's followers gathered around the pit to find that it was void with no bottom. Lying on the floor was the priest's dagger made from carved bone and a spear head for the blade. The remaining Aztec tripe dressed up as birds with elaborate masks and feathers to welcome their protector upon arrival. The tribe sacrificed many captives in the temple for their new God. On the 23rd night the priest descends to the temple entrance to find that it was lined with body parts attached with corn husk and he liked what he saw. His followers while looking through the mask noticed that the priest did not look himself anymore with fingernails sharp as talons, grey scaly skin, and the only thing left from the priest was a patch of his long grey hair. The priest flexed his wings and flys into the pit......
    To be continued for the Creeper fans.

  • @chamonglee
    @chamonglee 2 года назад +2

    Only thing scary about this film is that we have 2 more coming.

  • @CONOR_96
    @CONOR_96 2 года назад +4

    I don't know why but you just made me want to watch it for a laugh.

  • @jusskb5
    @jusskb5 2 года назад

    I made a whole Twitter rant begging and pleading for ppl to not watch this, I usually do the experience it for yourself talk but not this time this movie was beyond awful

  • @brkmfk3200
    @brkmfk3200 2 года назад +1

    I was waiting for busta rhymes to show up and karate kick the creeper

  • @Slangboere
    @Slangboere 2 года назад

    I just watched it before i looked up reviews and stuff , and i couldnt believe how stupid it was , as you said , it gets worse and worse. It had no creeper feeling like the first 2 movies , nothing about it gets under your skin. And the cgi was like a true video game , reminded me of rollercoaster tycoon 3 . Such a dissapointment

  • @Leandro-X.2024.Alkebulan
    @Leandro-X.2024.Alkebulan 2 года назад +3

    This is why I need a Time-Machine, some things should NOT happen 😭

  • @jaharlin
    @jaharlin 2 года назад +1

    Got me laughing the whole review 🤣🤣🤣 this movie was definitely a Tubi movie

  • @corym.m.3084
    @corym.m.3084 2 года назад +4

    I could see this series be turned into a tv series. I think it would work well and be able to take its time. The only good movie out of the series is the first and that’s it.

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  2 года назад +1

      If you got the right people hell yeah!

    • @corym.m.3084
      @corym.m.3084 2 года назад +1

      @@WeWatchedAMovie if they can make Chucky work, they can make anything work

    • @evilhellmusic8038
      @evilhellmusic8038 2 года назад

      Well, I actually enjoyed number two as well, I think 3 is where they really screwed up and lost the creepiness and horror to the franchise
      You can't tell me 2 is dog shit I mean him sniffing that bus thru the windows was so creepy and scary, yeah very bad very bad actors in number two like awful but it was still entertaining unlike 3 which was complete crap

  • @jasonhearn768
    @jasonhearn768 2 года назад +4

    So, now tell us how you REALLY felt about the movie, Mike! 😂😂😂

  • @abtmo0069
    @abtmo0069 2 года назад +3

    It didn't look good at all and I was worried when it turned out to only be a Fathom event but WTF I did not expect it to be THIS BAD. Tbh the reviews I've been watching this morning have been GOLD.

  • @James_Smith862
    @James_Smith862 2 года назад

    The real question is, is this better or worse than the previous worst sequel ever made - I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer?
    Edit: after finishing this video the answer is apparently yes. Yes it is worse. Way, way, worse.

  • @brixferera8938
    @brixferera8938 2 года назад +1

    I felt violated watching this movie and I just watch 15 minutes of it

  • @danielkeller1337
    @danielkeller1337 2 года назад +1

    If i was making it, i would complete it by restarting after 2, but having Trisha go around and try to recruit a small army or riot squad to help her take down the Creeper for killing Darry in the first movie. Not rebooting the movie into this pile of crap.

  • @sammidemo219
    @sammidemo219 2 года назад

    Love ur shirt where did u get it?

  • @VenomHernandez
    @VenomHernandez 2 года назад +2

    Here's the frustrating thing about Jeepers Creepers, the first two are amongst probably the only good movies with that character... Three is a pile of monkey crap and based on the trailer of Reborn I immediately said to myself this looks like hot cheap garbage and I have no intentions of seeing it... Jeepers Creepers isn't a mainstream horror monster but it is admired by casual and hardcore horror fanatics, which unfortunately couldn't get the right footing to be a household franchise

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  2 года назад +1

      Creeper definitely deserves better!

    • @VenomHernandez
      @VenomHernandez 2 года назад

      @@WeWatchedAMovie Absolutely, plus I forgot to mention, and thankfully that you mentioned in the video is the shit stain of Victor Salva

  • @bklynkat23
    @bklynkat23 2 года назад +1

    You literally hit it on the head with all your descriptors. Piss poor excuse. Worst film of the year. For sure I'm never going to watch that crap again. It is insane how it is worse than Jeepers creepers Cathedral which is saying a lot.
    Just all the damn grunting noises he was making. everything was so out of character. Even with the Easter eggs that they put in there it wasn't that great.
    I honestly do believe they were winging it when they made the movie

  • @JoshieCakez
    @JoshieCakez 2 года назад +4

    How is this review better than the movie?!?😂😂😂😂😂😂 seriously, I think this was one of my favorite videos of yours!

    • @WeWatchedAMovie
      @WeWatchedAMovie  2 года назад

      lmao thank you dude!

    • @charliipresley
      @charliipresley Год назад

      @@WeWatchedAMovie Mike this review is gold. Makes me actually glad I wasted 90 minutes watching this movie … allows me to properly enjoy this review. Laughing my ass off watching this 😂😂😂. Great work!!

  • @blakemcwilliams9028
    @blakemcwilliams9028 2 года назад +2

    Can't believe they ruined The Creeper. The first Jeepers Creepers movie is a classic. And they give us this!?

    • @Quest4Horror
      @Quest4Horror 2 года назад

      The first Jeepers Creepers is utter dogshit too.

    • @blakemcwilliams9028
      @blakemcwilliams9028 2 года назад

      @@Quest4Horror Yeah you are full of shit. The first Jeepers Creepers is legendary.

  • @kailshrouf2470
    @kailshrouf2470 2 года назад +2

    I usually dont but I'll be skipping this one for sure this year. Great video though Mike lol, i wish J could do more stuff like this with you but gotta say your the man pumping these videos out

  • @clarencegboddicker8144
    @clarencegboddicker8144 4 месяца назад

    I love the intensity and Joy from this video. I’ve seldom seen you guys so unrestrained in your Zeal. This must be the best horror movie ever created. You can’t argue with facts! Boing!!!

  • @falsealias2046
    @falsealias2046 2 года назад +1

    I watched it illegal and I want my money back

  • @adamjones-ps
    @adamjones-ps 2 года назад

    Soooo... I'm getting the feeling you didn't like the movie. Thanks for the heads up. I was looking forward to this but now know not to waste my time or money
    On a side note. I can't watch anymore videos (yours or anyone else's) on Halloween Ends cause I'm fearing too much is being leaked out there. There showing bts stuff with Jamie which I don't understand them releasing all that before the movie. It should be aired after but whatever. There showing way to many different trailers that easily can be pieced together to spoil the show. So, if you do any Halloween Ends stuff, I'll have to wait to see it after the movie comes out. I love watching your channel and love your enthusiasm. Your the best.

  • @yojnna2088
    @yojnna2088 2 года назад +11

    The sequel to Reborn begins with a group of people sitting silently in a circle. Then one man stands up and says in a solemn voice, "I'm Tom and I paid to see Jeepers Creepers Reborn at the theater.". He sits back down as the rest of the group welcomes him. I got goosebumps just typing that.