The story about the lady with the dog, and drunk lady reminded me of something that happened to me several years ago. The perpetrators of this event where not drunk. They were worse. Religious solicitors. So a little background on me. 1. I am a life long 2nd shifter. 2. My yard has a 6' privacy fence around it. 3. On the gate entrance, there are 2 signs, NO TRESPASSING, BEWARE OF DOG. 4. My good girl is Raven, a 100lbs Rottweiler. These people opened the gate, approached my door, and started knocking. Of course, Raven alarms. They continue to knock. Raven continued to alarm. Eventually, this wakes me up. So I go to see what's going on. I gave Raven the following. STOP. SIT. DOWN. STAY. I then cracked the door. They tried to hand pamphlets to me. I declined. Then I told them that they have 10 seconds to get off my property before I let Raven out. Also said that if your god saves you from my DAWG, I'll convert right now. I got to 7 before they ran.
One of my close friends had a similar situation, but worse because these people were already in her home. She had purchased a home and been living in it for almost a month. Half her things were not even unpacked yet as she was busy at work with a lot of OT. Wish I had that OT problem. Anyways, I was helping her with a few more boxes from her parents house when we got to the door, found it wide open. She is upset as she knew she locked it and I immediately tell her to get back to the car and I call 911. Police come quickly and enter the home after telling us to stay out to make sure it's safe in case of break in. They come out with man and woman who one officer is chatty with and the other approaches my friend to let her know it's just her friends shes been letting stay a few weeks. My friends jaw drops. Neither she or I have ever seen these two people ever and let the officers know this. They go back and chat with them again when one of them shows the officer some letters. Officer comes back and tells us these people claim they have been allowed to stay and showed mail dating several weeks that prove this so the only way to remove them is by eviction. They explained they have squatter problems and for now this is her only option. My friend is in tears and hysterical, I dont blame her. To think these people may have been in your home while you slept or can just enter is very frightening. She calls her parents up to tell them what's going on but is so upset, I can barely understand her. She hands me the phone so I can explain and her dad was furiouse! As I try to explain what the officer said he interrupts me and says he has a great idea. I hear his wife in the background tell him not to do anything stupid. Last thing I hear is he will be here in 20 minutes. I let my friend know who just nods at me to emotional to talk. The two squatters go back inside and I let the officers know her parents are coming in 20 minutes. One officer leaves to answer another call when her dad alone drives up. Hes driving the old minivan and the officer goes to talk with him and most likely tell him not to do anything stupid as well. They talk a moment and officer comes back to talk with my friend and I can see a grin on him no officer should have. It very well creeped me out. He informs her that her dad brought her 3 younger siblings who might convince her uninvited guests to leave. I'm about to say she has no younger siblings when her dad opens the side door and I can now see these new siblings I never knew existed. I just start laughing. Turns out I do know them. In fact each one has a tail. There her families 3 Rottweilers. After leashing all 3, he hands one to me and just winks. These dogs are huge and very intimidating. We walk to the door with officer in tow. As we enter we can see the two squatters sitting on my friends couch eating her food watching television. Seems they found and unpacked her plates. The woman not even paying attention gives us the finger while eyes glued on the tv. Her dad gives the best Karen imitation of a "Ahem!" Until now the dogs had been quiet, they are very well trained. Signal given, they all bark and growl visiously. The woman jumps right into what we think is her boyfriend, food and drink now dropped on them, couch, and floor. Her dad then tells me to let the dog I'm holding go. These dogs are damned strong. Holding this one back was hard enough, how on earth he was able to hold two was just shocking. The guy fbombs a lot and says we can't and officer states its her home she can let her dogs loose in it if she wants. I let mine go and it lurches at the woman who jumps again and in the process knocks her purse over. My friends dad calls the dog so she is not bitten. He then says leave and do not ever come back or next time he wont hold the dogs back. Quite a few swear words they agree and ask for us to move back so they can exit the house. As we move and pull the dogs back the officer tells us to hold a moment as he sees something which was on the floor. The womans contents. He calls for back up and apologises to us but to please be patient. I look down figuring he saw drugs but only see womanly things, credit cards and a bunch of jewelry. Other officers show up and after a moment arrests the two squatters. We are told to please remove the dogs and wait outside. Police are inside and my friend. Her dad and I are all taking guesses on what they saw that we didn't. They finally bring the two out and put each one in seperate cars and drive off. The officer who stayed behind approaches and informs my friend and her dad that those two squatters turned out to be thieves who have been breaking into nearby homes and realised this when he saw the cards on floor with an ID that belongs to a nearby neighbor whose report he took hours earlier.
Mechanic at a gas station near the expressway. Idiots expect you to tell instantly what is wrong with their car from the funny sounds they make with their mouth. They then expect you to cut the bill in half because they "described" the problem to you. Dumb bastards. My next job was assembly in a point-of-purchase business where I didn't have to talk to anyone outside of my co-workers.
@@Rat-Builder With Cats, what you see is what you get. And they are loyal in their own way. My Girlfriend's cat waits for me at her letter box, when l go see her. My cat sleeps under my desk. They are less trouble to me than my brother's kids are to him.
Probably wouldn't have believed it but was hoping Karen worked for Tim's father, like either he recognized her or saw some work ID, and when he went outside it was to make a call to his dad. Then she'd get a call explaining who she just insulted.
i had a laugh with my older kids over the counting to 3 my oldest are 26 and 21, i didnt punish with smacks etc when they were old enough i started counting them already knowing the consenquences aka no games, friends etc, so by the time they were all over 10 counting by just showing my hand and counting my fingers off silently worked, saved my stress levels ... so even now, if they are going to far, fighting like sibs do, i start silently counting and it still works ... i wonder if they even realise i can't take things off them or ground them anymore LMAO.. i love my kids
Just a quick note to let you know I enjoy hearing your stories every morning. You read so well, your pronunciation is perfect, you even use comma pauses and sentence/ paragrah spacing while reading. You have got to be the best on Reddit. No gimmickery, just well read stories. Former Announcer myself, in my College Days!
CurtisDrew1 it's wonderful when someone who's job is words does it well! I get frustrated sometimes with people who seem to put zero effort into something that's so import to their media type.
That last one certainly lives up to her title of 'stupid lady'. The person tells her that they live in an apartment in the same complex and she's either dumb or deaf or both to still think she can get that person sacked for being nice to the elderly neighbours
Ah! Karens! So entertaining on videos. So annoying in real life. They expect everyone else to do things for them that they should be doing themselves. If someone is "working" then they must be an employee who regardless of how they are dressed. If Karen thinks you are employee you must do what she says or she has enough clout to get you fired. Karens always want to fire everyone. I think Karens watch too much fake "reality" TV. Too bad coffee shop manager did not find out Karen's real name and where she worked in HR. He could have made a very good case with her employer that she made a poor impression of her company's HR and that Karen should be fired. A nice reverse UNO card would have been satisfying.
When I lived in Ottawa, we lived next to a family for several years. One winter, the Mom had a broken arm. There was LOTS of snow. I came walking down the sidewalk , on my way home from the bus stop, and caught her trying to shovel her driveway with one arm. It wasn't a big driveway, and it wasn't a lot of snow, but Ye Gods! I was so outraged! Se had two young teens who could have done it! Also, I ranted, as I shoveled, she should have gone to OUR door, knocked, and got my 6' tall brother to get up off of his lazy behind to do it for her!!! I let her know that it was her right, as a neighbor lady with one working arm, to come to us and get help. She was so self effacing, so darn NICE, it never occurred to her that she was ALLOWED to "bother" someone for help! When I was finished shoveling her drive and walkway, I went home, stomped in to where my brother was sprawled in front of some game on TV, and ranted at HIM for not knowing that our neighbor with an arm in a cast needed help doing shoveling. He just blinked, grunted, and went back to staring at the TV. Sigh.
For the last 5 years, I've been shoveling the walkway of one of my neighbors. Her husband has passed away (he was an ass, she has always been very pleasant) and her son lived about an hour away. She can barely walk . . . shoveling, no freaking way. I never asked for money, she would only pay me when she could catch up to me (about $70 over 5 years). One year, a young couple at the corner of the block stooped me. "How come you clear her walk but not ours?" "She's 78, uses a walker, is on oxygen, and her husband passed away. You, on the other hand are young, healthy, and you are in good shape." "But you use a snowblower!" "Because I'm 60, have a bad back, arthritis, and a bad knee. Clear your own damn walk."
@@carlbruschnigjr1757 I'd have told them, I'll be happy to clear your walk for $50.00 per cleaning, cash up front... If they get nasty, raise the price by $25.00... Wash, rinse & repeat until they either tell you to piss off or agree to pay the price...
@@fhuber7507 The light can't possibly be on since the light is powered by the generator connected to the Hamster Wheel... Dead Hamster = no turning Hamster Wheel = No Light...
I, myself, am not overly fond of people either. If these ass-hats would EVER decide to make me their rant receiver, it would be a sad day for them. I have never been accused of being meek and mild, and the older I get, the LESS meek and mild I am!
I found this site a couple of days ago and have been doing a bit of binge watching. I'm enjoying the channel. I think with this last one, however, there was a bit of confusion. The presenter stated that they were in Condos, so it may work the way he said, I don't know. However, the lady said she was 'paying rent.' If she was a renter, then I understand the confusion. I'm old and retired now, but I once owned apartments; in Colorado, Texas and elsewhere. For an apartment building -- not condos -- the Owner is legally responsible for clearing the sidewalks and driveways of snow, NOT the renters. If a renter slips and falls because of a lack in maintenance, the Owner CAN be sued and he will pay big time. This might well be what they lady was expecting/use to. As I said, it may well be different for Condos -- where YOU actually own your "apartment" -- but she may have been unaware of it. Also, I was the "on sight" Manager and Maintenance for my apartments. (I spent my life in construction and doing it myself saved money) So living in one of the Condos did not necessarily mean (to her) that the presenter person did not work there too. So this last one may well have simply been a misunderstanding. In Colorado and Texas, the person who actually owned the Condo she was renting would have been legally responsible for clearing the sidewalk, not her. Just FYI.
That's why I execute my Second Amendment right to carry a gun although it doesn't necessarily deter Karen's from thinking you're an employee like when I went to Walmart I don't understand how Walmart employee could carry a gun but I digress
Bear spray is only about a 10th as strong as the stuff formulated for use on humans. The goal of using bear spray is to scare off an attacking bear, not cause it to become incapacitated and incur serious pain.
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Fuck that. I’d tell her to buy her own shovel. She isn’t getting mine. A decent shovel costs money, unless you’re a cheapskate and get the 6-10 buck shovel that’ll break after a few uses.
1-2-3 Always worked with my Kids, apart from the FIRST time (grounding ,(24hrs), I'm not a monster). I never said "THREE" again. Dad SAYS IT, Dad MEANS IT. My Kids learn quickly. (Bless 'em.)
My goodness gracious. I used to watch those Reddit videos, the ones voiced by a voice similar to the google assistant. I can't believe how relieving it is to actually hear someone, a real FUCKING person, read these stories. °^°
Absolute powermove if you ever see something like this going down in the wild; Walk up and say to the entitled Karen: "Excuse me, can you stop arguing with your coworker and [perform task relevant to store]? I've been waiting forever! I know you work here, I see you here all the time, and by your own logic that means; You. Must. Work. Here. and if I'm here enough to know that, then that means I must work here too. *turn to the manager* Boss. I'd like to file a formal report to HR for my coworker creating a hostile work environment."
my friend just got me into these and i agree he speaks very clearly and i have no issues understanding him. anyone else think he sounds a bit like John C. Reilly aka Wreck-It Ralph. thinking that makes me smile just a little bit wider while listening to these
The conversation in my head. Me as a man, "I need help" "sorry we only help women and children" "so what your saying is you dont help everyone and screw men right?"
Wow the first one, I hope this thing that calls itself a woman doesn’t work in HR. No matter what her position is or what industry she works in, she’s a problem. Bad enough she’s a problem customer, but to have her as an employee would be an absolute nightmare.
re shelter worker: she was Much, _MUCH_ more generous than some people. OTOH, I have retired from a helping profession, In which I have received many death threats due to not supplying opioids on demand. When someone comes to my door, I am courteous and calm, but I assume they are a deadly threat until evidence shows otherwise. Pushing in would ruin my day.
On the clearing the sidewalk: we have law that says you have 24 hours after the last snowfall to clear your sidewalk. So, one day I open the store at 7am and am all alone till 9am and I'm serving customers and run out when I can to shovel the front sidewalk. At about 10am I get a phone call from a female claiming that she had slipped and fallen on our sidewalk. But, she didn't then give me any info as to who she was. And, I had later checked and realized the only guy who had walked by, did not slip or fall.
My idea is the speak to the manager haircut lady, the Kate, next time you see her fire her. Just keep telling her you are fired. Get your stuff and leave right now.
I play your videos at work (church based charity thrift store), phone in bra. Everyone can hear it. You don't use "inappropriate" language, and people like the sound of your voice. Bravo. You are Acceptable to everyone.
That last story was not the best. Did she call the owners? Did he see her ever comeback to do it herself. What happened. Those stories that leave off the resolution are horrible
The perfect response to "How dumb do you think I am" is: Hold your hands as far apart as you possibly can and say "about this times ten". W A R N I N G. Be prepared to avoid handbags, shopping cart/basket items, fists etc. It is one thing to meet up with a KAREN in the wild, it is another thing entirely to have a wild KAREN attack you.
You don't want Karens coming to your house... you need a dog or two... and I don't mean those purse puppies that some people think of as dogs.. I mean a real dog.. St. Bernard.. Great Dane.. you know the type.. where they have jaws big enough to take a leg off... I had one growing up... Karens and Jehovah's witnesses didn't stick around long.. not my fault they didn't know that she wouldn't bit S***... but she would like them to death... :-)
Wow. ”I don't like people...”, you need to apply at Microsoft. You do not need to be working there. Judge much? Most of those people are more insightful than you because they know they have mental health issues. That's why they self-medicate. If you really wanted them to take care of their kids, you could try directing the venom at the people who have made accessing the mental health system so difficult for everyone but the one percent.
The story about the lady with the dog, and drunk lady reminded me of something that happened to me several years ago. The perpetrators of this event where not drunk. They were worse. Religious solicitors. So a little background on me. 1. I am a life long 2nd shifter. 2. My yard has a 6' privacy fence around it. 3. On the gate entrance, there are 2 signs, NO TRESPASSING, BEWARE OF DOG. 4. My good girl is Raven, a 100lbs Rottweiler.
These people opened the gate, approached my door, and started knocking. Of course, Raven alarms. They continue to knock. Raven continued to alarm. Eventually, this wakes me up. So I go to see what's going on. I gave Raven the following. STOP. SIT. DOWN. STAY. I then cracked the door. They tried to hand pamphlets to me. I declined. Then I told them that they have 10 seconds to get off my property before I let Raven out. Also said that if your god saves you from my DAWG, I'll convert right now. I got to 7 before they ran.
One of my close friends had a similar situation, but worse because these people were already in her home. She had purchased a home and been living in it for almost a month. Half her things were not even unpacked yet as she was busy at work with a lot of OT. Wish I had that OT problem. Anyways, I was helping her with a few more boxes from her parents house when we got to the door, found it wide open. She is upset as she knew she locked it and I immediately tell her to get back to the car and I call 911. Police come quickly and enter the home after telling us to stay out to make sure it's safe in case of break in. They come out with man and woman who one officer is chatty with and the other approaches my friend to let her know it's just her friends shes been letting stay a few weeks. My friends jaw drops. Neither she or I have ever seen these two people ever and let the officers know this. They go back and chat with them again when one of them shows the officer some letters. Officer comes back and tells us these people claim they have been allowed to stay and showed mail dating several weeks that prove this so the only way to remove them is by eviction. They explained they have squatter problems and for now this is her only option. My friend is in tears and hysterical, I dont blame her. To think these people may have been in your home while you slept or can just enter is very frightening. She calls her parents up to tell them what's going on but is so upset, I can barely understand her. She hands me the phone so I can explain and her dad was furiouse! As I try to explain what the officer said he interrupts me and says he has a great idea. I hear his wife in the background tell him not to do anything stupid. Last thing I hear is he will be here in 20 minutes. I let my friend know who just nods at me to emotional to talk. The two squatters go back inside and I let the officers know her parents are coming in 20 minutes. One officer leaves to answer another call when her dad alone drives up. Hes driving the old minivan and the officer goes to talk with him and most likely tell him not to do anything stupid as well. They talk a moment and officer comes back to talk with my friend and I can see a grin on him no officer should have. It very well creeped me out. He informs her that her dad brought her 3 younger siblings who might convince her uninvited guests to leave. I'm about to say she has no younger siblings when her dad opens the side door and I can now see these new siblings I never knew existed. I just start laughing. Turns out I do know them. In fact each one has a tail. There her families 3 Rottweilers. After leashing all 3, he hands one to me and just winks. These dogs are huge and very intimidating. We walk to the door with officer in tow. As we enter we can see the two squatters sitting on my friends couch eating her food watching television. Seems they found and unpacked her plates. The woman not even paying attention gives us the finger while eyes glued on the tv. Her dad gives the best Karen imitation of a "Ahem!" Until now the dogs had been quiet, they are very well trained. Signal given, they all bark and growl visiously. The woman jumps right into what we think is her boyfriend, food and drink now dropped on them, couch, and floor. Her dad then tells me to let the dog I'm holding go. These dogs are damned strong. Holding this one back was hard enough, how on earth he was able to hold two was just shocking. The guy fbombs a lot and says we can't and officer states its her home she can let her dogs loose in it if she wants. I let mine go and it lurches at the woman who jumps again and in the process knocks her purse over. My friends dad calls the dog so she is not bitten. He then says leave and do not ever come back or next time he wont hold the dogs back. Quite a few swear words they agree and ask for us to move back so they can exit the house. As we move and pull the dogs back the officer tells us to hold a moment as he sees something which was on the floor. The womans contents. He calls for back up and apologises to us but to please be patient. I look down figuring he saw drugs but only see womanly things, credit cards and a bunch of jewelry. Other officers show up and after a moment arrests the two squatters. We are told to please remove the dogs and wait outside. Police are inside and my friend. Her dad and I are all taking guesses on what they saw that we didn't. They finally bring the two out and put each one in seperate cars and drive off. The officer who stayed behind approaches and informs my friend and her dad that those two squatters turned out to be thieves who have been breaking into nearby homes and realised this when he saw the cards on floor with an ID that belongs to a nearby neighbor whose report he took hours earlier.
" I don't like people, I work with people because there wasn't much else available "
I understood that on a spiritual level.
Me while I worked at a Domino's call Center. I hate people
Hate people, but love cats.
No l'm not a cat lady, l'm a 35 yo man.
Mechanic at a gas station near the expressway. Idiots expect you to tell instantly what is wrong with their car from the funny sounds they make with their mouth. They then expect you to cut the bill in half because they "described" the problem to you.
Dumb bastards. My next job was assembly in a point-of-purchase business where I didn't have to talk to anyone outside of my co-workers.
@@247micko I am a 73 year old man and a cat lover too.
@@Rat-Builder
With Cats, what you see is what you get.
And they are loyal in their own way.
My Girlfriend's cat waits for me at her letter box, when l go see her.
My cat sleeps under my desk.
They are less trouble to me than my brother's kids are to him.
Probably wouldn't have believed it but was hoping Karen worked for Tim's father, like either he recognized her or saw some work ID, and when he went outside it was to make a call to his dad. Then she'd get a call explaining who she just insulted.
i had a laugh with my older kids over the counting to 3 my oldest are 26 and 21, i didnt punish with smacks etc when they were old enough i started counting them already knowing the consenquences aka no games, friends etc, so by the time they were all over 10 counting by just showing my hand and counting my fingers off silently worked, saved my stress levels ... so even now, if they are going to far, fighting like sibs do, i start silently counting and it still works ... i wonder if they even realise i can't take things off them or ground them anymore LMAO.. i love my kids
we tried that with our kids and they started counting along with us...
Just a quick note to let you know I enjoy hearing your stories every morning. You read so well, your pronunciation is perfect, you even use comma pauses and sentence/ paragrah spacing while reading. You have got to be the best on Reddit. No gimmickery, just well read stories. Former Announcer myself, in my College Days!
CurtisDrew1 it's wonderful when someone who's job is words does it well! I get frustrated sometimes with people who seem to put zero effort into something that's so import to their media type.
That last one certainly lives up to her title of 'stupid lady'. The person tells her that they live in an apartment in the same complex and she's either dumb or deaf or both to still think she can get that person sacked for being nice to the elderly neighbours
Ah! Karens! So entertaining on videos. So annoying in real life. They expect everyone else to do things for them that they should be doing themselves. If someone is "working" then they must be an employee who regardless of how they are dressed. If Karen thinks you are employee you must do what she says or she has enough clout to get you fired. Karens always want to fire everyone. I think Karens watch too much fake "reality" TV.
Too bad coffee shop manager did not find out Karen's real name and where she worked in HR. He could have made a very good case with her employer that she made a poor impression of her company's HR and that Karen should be fired.
A nice reverse UNO card would have been satisfying.
When I lived in Ottawa, we lived next to a family for several years. One winter, the Mom had a broken arm. There was LOTS of snow. I came walking down the sidewalk , on my way home from the bus stop, and caught her trying to shovel her driveway with one arm. It wasn't a big driveway, and it wasn't a lot of snow, but Ye Gods! I was so outraged! Se had two young teens who could have done it! Also, I ranted, as I shoveled, she should have gone to OUR door, knocked, and got my 6' tall brother to get up off of his lazy behind to do it for her!!! I let her know that it was her right, as a neighbor lady with one working arm, to come to us and get help. She was so self effacing, so darn NICE, it never occurred to her that she was ALLOWED to "bother" someone for help!
When I was finished shoveling her drive and walkway, I went home, stomped in to where my brother was sprawled in front of some game on TV, and ranted at HIM for not knowing that our neighbor with an arm in a cast needed help doing shoveling. He just blinked, grunted, and went back to staring at the TV. Sigh.
Next time, write down your Rant on a Sledge Hammer so you can be sure of getting the message through your Brother's thick skull...
For the last 5 years, I've been shoveling the walkway of one of my neighbors. Her husband has passed away (he was an ass, she has always been very pleasant) and her son lived about an hour away. She can barely walk . . . shoveling, no freaking way. I never asked for money, she would only pay me when she could catch up to me (about $70 over 5 years). One year, a young couple at the corner of the block stooped me. "How come you clear her walk but not ours?"
"She's 78, uses a walker, is on oxygen, and her husband passed away. You, on the other hand are young, healthy, and you are in good shape." "But you use a snowblower!" "Because I'm 60, have a bad back, arthritis, and a bad knee. Clear your own damn walk."
@@carlbruschnigjr1757 I'd have told them, I'll be happy to clear your walk for $50.00 per cleaning, cash up front...
If they get nasty, raise the price by $25.00...
Wash, rinse & repeat until they either tell you to piss off or agree to pay the price...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan WOW! That would really get them.
Karen, How dumb do you think I am?
Everyone. There isn't a scale number for that.
I don't think a googolplex could even cover that number.
Karen: How dumb do you think I am?
Everyone Else: Do you have a Decade or two for us to give you the Abridged Answer?
Take the number 8 . . . now lay it on it's side . . .
Her lights are on but the hamster died, so the wheels aren't turning at all.
@@fhuber7507 The light can't possibly be on since the light is powered by the generator connected to the Hamster Wheel...
Dead Hamster = no turning Hamster Wheel = No Light...
I love to listen/watch these every morning!
Same here! Every morning!
Sgt Paw03 me 2😝
Lol I play it while drivin to work, plus it lighten my mood while stuck in traffic
I, myself, am not overly fond of people either. If these ass-hats would EVER decide to make me their rant receiver, it would be a sad day for them. I have never been accused of being meek and mild, and the older I get, the LESS meek and mild I am!
I found this site a couple of days ago and have been doing a bit of binge watching. I'm enjoying the channel.
I think with this last one, however, there was a bit of confusion. The presenter stated that they were in Condos, so it may work the way he said, I don't know. However, the lady said she was 'paying rent.' If she was a renter, then I understand the confusion. I'm old and retired now, but I once owned apartments; in Colorado, Texas and elsewhere. For an apartment building -- not condos -- the Owner is legally responsible for clearing the sidewalks and driveways of snow, NOT the renters. If a renter slips and falls because of a lack in maintenance, the Owner CAN be sued and he will pay big time.
This might well be what they lady was expecting/use to. As I said, it may well be different for Condos -- where YOU actually own your "apartment" -- but she may have been unaware of it. Also, I was the "on sight" Manager and Maintenance for my apartments. (I spent my life in construction and doing it myself saved money) So living in one of the Condos did not necessarily mean (to her) that the presenter person did not work there too.
So this last one may well have simply been a misunderstanding. In Colorado and Texas, the person who actually owned the Condo she was renting would have been legally responsible for clearing the sidewalk, not her. Just FYI.
"How dumb do you think I am?"
Oh, what a question. It's so hard to not answer that one!
PSA: always carry a bear spray or taser, preferably both.
I miss read that and wondered why you only included "both" instead of "all three", silly me
Cattle Prod, not Taser...'Prods HURT more due to having a MUCH higher Voltage than Tasers do (cow skin is thicker than human skin is)...
That's why I execute my Second Amendment right to carry a gun although it doesn't necessarily deter Karen's from thinking you're an employee like when I went to Walmart I don't understand how Walmart employee could carry a gun but I digress
Bear spray is only about a 10th as strong as the stuff formulated for use on humans. The goal of using bear spray is to scare off an attacking bear, not cause it to become incapacitated and incur serious pain.
Ohhh the joy of beginning the day with some great stories, laughter, giggles, smiles . . . Thank you again and again, Red Wheel and Kitty!
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How to clear the sidewalk if she gave me fifty bucks and yeah counting to three works pretty much with everybody except cops
Other way to handle that last one:
"Clear my sidewalk or I'll have your job!"
Hands over shovel.
"Ok, all yours. Have fun."
Fuck that. I’d tell her to buy her own shovel. She isn’t getting mine. A decent shovel costs money, unless you’re a cheapskate and get the 6-10 buck shovel that’ll break after a few uses.
1-2-3 Always worked with my Kids, apart from the FIRST time (grounding ,(24hrs), I'm not a monster). I never said "THREE" again. Dad SAYS IT, Dad MEANS IT. My Kids learn quickly. (Bless 'em.)
My goodness gracious. I used to watch those Reddit videos, the ones voiced by a voice similar to the google assistant. I can't believe how relieving it is to actually hear someone, a real FUCKING person, read these stories. °^°
OP’s right that Karen is off her meds for thinking a repeat customer is an employee.
Absolute powermove if you ever see something like this going down in the wild;
Walk up and say to the entitled Karen: "Excuse me, can you stop arguing with your coworker and [perform task relevant to store]? I've been waiting forever! I know you work here, I see you here all the time, and by your own logic that means; You. Must. Work. Here.
and if I'm here enough to know that, then that means I must work here too. *turn to the manager* Boss. I'd like to file a formal report to HR for my coworker creating a hostile work environment."
my friend just got me into these and i agree he speaks very clearly and i have no issues understanding him. anyone else think he sounds a bit like John C. Reilly aka Wreck-It Ralph. thinking that makes me smile just a little bit wider while listening to these
The conversation in my head. Me as a man, "I need help" "sorry we only help women and children" "so what your saying is you dont help everyone and screw men right?"
I wonder did the crazy lady call maintenance to complain about op only to be told op doesn't work for them
“She shouldve fired her” bruh your commentary is incredible
Some people expect you to do everything for them no matter how many times you tell them that it's their own problem to take care of their sidewalk.
Lady at coffee shop. Get her name and company. Make a complaint against her
I really look forward to these stories every morning!!! Sometimes I have to pause it so I can explain to my husband why I am laughing so hard!
Why? Is he one of those people who are slow to catch on?
Wow the first one, I hope this thing that calls itself a woman doesn’t work in HR. No matter what her position is or what industry she works in, she’s a problem. Bad enough she’s a problem customer, but to have her as an employee would be an absolute nightmare.
re shelter worker: she was Much, _MUCH_ more generous than some people. OTOH, I have retired from a helping profession, In which I have received many death threats due to not supplying opioids on demand. When someone comes to my door, I am courteous and calm, but I assume they are a deadly threat until evidence shows otherwise. Pushing in would ruin my day.
On the clearing the sidewalk: we have law that says you have 24 hours after the last snowfall to clear your sidewalk. So, one day I open the store at 7am and am all alone till 9am and I'm serving customers and run out when I can to shovel the front sidewalk. At about 10am I get a phone call from a female claiming that she had slipped and fallen on our sidewalk. But, she didn't then give me any info as to who she was. And, I had later checked and realized the only guy who had walked by, did not slip or fall.
My idea is the speak to the manager haircut lady, the Kate, next time you see her fire her. Just keep telling her you are fired. Get your stuff and leave right now.
Buddie! Thank you for your stories 😘❤️💕❤️💕💕💕
So yes, all Karens are tirbe!!! No Karls this time...
I play your videos at work (church based charity thrift store), phone in bra. Everyone can hear it. You don't use "inappropriate" language, and people like the sound of your voice. Bravo. You are Acceptable to everyone.
You work somewhere that's church based, yet you work in a bra? HMMMMMM
I been watching these videos all week. Glad I found this channel
The first is mine
On the count of 3 I'm leaving 1, 2, umm, what comes after 2, I forget. Oh well see you tomorrow
This went too quick. Lol Thank you for doing these episodes!
It's not a mermaid!!! 😠 It is in fact.. a siren. A creature that was known to lure sailors to their death!!!
Fun fact, Starbucks logo is actually a siren, instead of a mermaid
Karen always claim they’re regulars or knows the manager when they know they’re lying
Best sub I've made ever
You took the words I was going to type about the first story. She must work there, she's there so often : )
That last story was not the best. Did she call the owners? Did he see her ever comeback to do it herself. What happened. Those stories that leave off the resolution are horrible
The perfect response to "How dumb do you think I am" is: Hold your hands as far apart as you possibly can and say "about this times ten".
W A R N I N G. Be prepared to avoid handbags, shopping cart/basket items, fists etc. It is one thing to meet up with a KAREN in the wild, it is another thing entirely to have a wild KAREN attack you.
Hi, thanks for more of your video's. I really enjoy the commentary.
These are bed time stories for me
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Not if you hate coffee.
RedWheel, Reading Bear, and /start are my favorite Reddit Readers
i would have sccoped the snow and piled it up on her front door
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5:40...Alaska, maybe?
You don't want Karens coming to your house... you need a dog or two... and I don't mean those purse puppies that some people think of as dogs.. I mean a real dog.. St. Bernard.. Great Dane.. you know the type.. where they have jaws big enough to take a leg off... I had one growing up... Karens and Jehovah's witnesses didn't stick around long.. not my fault they didn't know that she wouldn't bit S***... but she would like them to death... :-)
That lady needs meds
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Wow. ”I don't like people...”, you need to apply at Microsoft. You do not need to be working there. Judge much? Most of those people are more insightful than you because they know they have mental health issues. That's why they self-medicate. If you really wanted them to take care of their kids, you could try directing the venom at the people who have made accessing the mental health system so difficult for everyone but the one percent.
Sounds to me like YOU are the judging person here. I have already judged you, and I have already sentenced you!
Just curious - as I find the vids entertaining - why do you Americans ALWAYS start a sentence with "SO"?
Wish you videos was longer!
No major clapbacks...disappointing
I got my husband addicted to a few different of the reddit story readers. RedWheel is one of his favorite
I like your background
I'm 100% sure the 1st story is fake
Where's the story in the title?
1st again. Have a great day everyone!!!
You're second.
Starbucks
I like comeuppance clips, but this was the lamest I have seen, RedWheel, up your game, or admit your not up to it, sorry.
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Early
just too much backstory on these