Marriage can do these things to a couple. Once menopause starts, any additional heat source is to be avoided at all costs for a woman. Sorry, but it’s true....even a warm breath is too much to tolerate.
I’ve been on the couch ever since menopause, especially during the summer months-LOL!!! Poor thing, she’s like a Hot-Potato!!! BUT, whatever it takes👍🏼
This guys is an absolute pro! Great material and great timing from beginning to end! Comedy of the highest standard. It's guys like these who keep me exclusively coming back to Dry Bar Comedy!
You are lucky. I was taking cold shower every morning and im winter my grandpa and my dad were taking use to the yard aomwe can brush ourselfs with snow. 🤣 But to be honest I miss this a lot.😔
My mother after she just finished washing my blanket and pulling it out of the dryer would bring it to me fresh and warm. My cat then would come lay with me cause he loved it too.
And I was waiting for, “and I don’t even care...” very funny. I also have to say, as a “math person” I couldn’t stop laughing at the bit about the train word problem.
I can't shred any of my daughter's art. She is too smart. She would know. So I have a tote and every once in a while we go through it because she gets nostalgic. ❤
@@tigerlily102511 When my kids were little I made the laudry room into the laundry room/art gallery & hung all their artwork on the walls & even the ceiling. Every now & again I would switch out some of the older stuff with new masterpieces. They loved it & really enjoyed showing it off to family & friends.
@@georgetrevino3532 Cris I enjoy but haven't seen him in a while so can't really comment on how bad his language is. Chappelle I don't enjoy at all. i do not find him edgy that's for sure. he's definitely no dummy but wouldn't exactly put him in a category of intellectuals either.
Absolute gold! This man is a gem and truly loves his family, you can tell. I love Drybar in general but this set is one of my top two or three of all time. An aching chest and tears rolling down my face from LAUGHING so hard is so appreciated, especially in this day and age! Thank you, sir! Don’t ever stop being you!
That way, he can truly say that they are his whole life and if he ever complains that one of them isn't doing their part at home, the can say "if it wasn't for me, you'd be unemployed" 🤣
Havent laughed so hard in awhile! So effortlessly funny! His whole set was about his family, yet it was so classy AND entertaining, unlike others that make one cringe when they put down their wives or kids. Hope to see more of him!
@@ShannonTheMojito lol yup. Used to geek out over organizing the tupperware cabinet at home. Drove me insane when the kids wouldn't put the lids back in order lol
HOLY OMGOSH HILARIOUS!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 hands down awesome stand up. Had me laughing super hard till my face and ribs hurt from start to finish😂🤣for sure one my new top favorite comedians👍🤣😂😄😁Thank you so much for sharing.
Three year old asking, “What are you doing?” I most often answer sarcastically. I’m changing sheets on the bed, so I say, “I’m riding my bike and eating a pickle.”
This was a pleasant surprise. 👍Based on the name of the set I was worried - but he's actually a gruff guy with a heart of gold. You can tell he loves his family. Loved the part where he was prepared to pay for a really expensive college for his daughter even when she wasn't sure what she wanted to do. That's really patient and supportive of him. He's an involved father.
My wife and I have 8 kids and we let our walls the spots for their art pieces... till the youngest started ECE, then I repaint the walls back to white again. When they looked at the photos of walls, they couldn't believe that they did all those... and that to me was a good parenting. LOL!
@@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898 it is funny if dry deadpan humor is your tickle feather...most who think he isn't funny don't share his comedic perspective.
Some jokes are usually lost on this Ugandan girl( that's me) But this particular set... made me literally LOL. Thank you DB for these uploads. You've got a subbie and nightly 'watcher' here in Uganda. ❤
It sounds like hyberbole, but I'm with you. I've lived alone for 20 years and I love my space and my me time and my zero compromise home life. If a friend overstays their welcome by a couple hours I start getting cranky - I can't even imagine the intrusiveness of a spouse. How do people live like that?
Some people do not want to fix themselves and live alone. They want a helicopter parent, even though they are an "adult". Others want a maid/ butler. Others want bootie calls but those relationships are the fastest divorces. I am content to have sole possession of the remote, to come and go as I please, to eat what I want when I want from where I want. I get to walk 5 hours if I want to. I get to volunteer all day if I want to. I don't have fights. God bless the single life. Sleep is great and uninterrupted. I don't need another soul. They just drag you down. I like my freedom more. I don't "hook up with anyone" for a few hours. I help a lot of people, I don't "hook up" with any. I get enough interaction at work, positive and negative. Don't need anymore at home.
Oh, i hope you really said that to the school.....AND one of my kids called me every 3 or 4 weeks on Friday nights and asked for a ride. ive worked EVERY Friday night for this kid's entire LIFE...LMAO Cruise!
Lol, the part about kids' home work really got me! I home school my kids, and was just teaching my five year old about geometric shapes today. I kept forgetting the name for what half of a Hexagon is. My Google history today, is a lot of searching for half of a Hexagon and the word Trapezoid, over and over. I think probably the last time I ever had to use the word Trapezoid was my own math assignments back in second or third grade.
Jesus! I live in germany... 3 kids, 60.000 for one? ... you earn millions a year in us? Here you have government support if the parents don't have enough money. School is free, ok books.... University has a little fee, but most cost are a room and eating... perhaps around 1000 a month... thats hard enough for most families.... And if a teen can't say the exact time when to pick up(i have to work) i say take the bus... What a dependent and spoiled child you are bringing up there? Ok, it's comedy... but are US on another planet?
Marriage can do these things to a couple. Once menopause starts, any additional heat source is to be avoided at all costs for a woman. Sorry, but it’s true....even a warm breath is too much to tolerate.
Get separate beds problem solved
@@petermachiela5441 but it doesn’t last forever 😉
I’ve been on the couch ever since menopause, especially during the summer months-LOL!!!
Poor thing, she’s like a Hot-Potato!!! BUT, whatever it takes👍🏼
I hear you he's got 4 blankets Ive got a sheet🥵
Menopause sucks! I've told my husband "sorry in advance". 😅
Sir just keep doing what you are doing. You are an amazing comedian, you need to do another show for DRYBAR.
Please! 👍
I Agree!!!
This guys is an absolute pro! Great material and great timing from beginning to end! Comedy of the highest standard. It's guys like these who keep me exclusively coming back to Dry Bar Comedy!
My parents used to warm my clothes up in the dryer on cold mornings when I was a teenager to help me get up and get to school 😉
You are lucky. I was taking cold shower every morning and im winter my grandpa and my dad were taking use to the yard aomwe can brush ourselfs with snow. 🤣
But to be honest I miss this a lot.😔
That is adorable
Awesome love memory
My mother after she just finished washing my blanket and pulling it out of the dryer would bring it to me fresh and warm. My cat then would come lay with me cause he loved it too.
@@shar8528 awe so sweet ❤️
Dry Bar is a GODSEND! As an European I have discovered so many incredible comedians!! Thank you so much!
Same!
Sarcastic...... just the way I like it.
I can sense the sarcasm...
@Darren Munsell r
"I'll do ya one better, idk where we even keep the paper towels"
😂😂
And I was waiting for, “and I don’t even care...” very funny.
I also have to say, as a “math person” I couldn’t stop laughing at the bit about the train word problem.
OMG, that line about the wife in bed “rollover” was hysterical. Lol!
The shredder advise is pure gold. So true.
I can't shred any of my daughter's art. She is too smart. She would know. So I have a tote and every once in a while we go through it because she gets nostalgic. ❤
@@tigerlily102511 When my kids were little I made the laudry room into the laundry room/art gallery & hung all their artwork on the walls & even the ceiling. Every now & again I would switch out some of the older stuff with new masterpieces. They loved it & really enjoyed showing it off to family & friends.
@@tina849 I
😂
I love the lack of offensive language. I get tired of "edgy" humor.
Why?
Yes! I agree.
actually there is nothing edgy about using bad language it just shows a lack of intelligence and actually a lack of ability to be edgy
@@svietka202 do you think Chris Rock and Dave Chappell have low intelligence? Do you think both men lack “edge” in their acts?
@@georgetrevino3532 Cris I enjoy but haven't seen him in a while so can't really comment on how bad his language is. Chappelle I don't enjoy at all. i do not find him edgy that's for sure. he's definitely no dummy but wouldn't exactly put him in a category of intellectuals either.
This was waaaayyyyyy funnier than I expected!!!! I cried laughing the whole time
Maybe watch Fred Klett too..
Jim has just the right amount of family love and snarkiness.
I have loved Dry Bar ever since I first found it on RUclips. Mr Colliton is one of the funniest I've seen so far 🤣 😂
This guy cracked me up! Great material.
Is your cat by any chance... depressed? 😆
I did the same for my kids, when they got out of the bath or the pool they would have a warm towel
as a veteran of marriage and children i endorse this guy's message... too funny..!!
Absolute gold! This man is a gem and truly loves his family, you can tell. I love Drybar in general but this set is one of my top two or three of all time. An aching chest and tears rolling down my face from LAUGHING so hard is so appreciated, especially in this day and age! Thank you, sir! Don’t ever stop being you!
Huge belly laugh listening to the word problem bit. I hated word problems. I remember the train thing and asking my teacher if nobody had a schedule.
Listening to this while making dinner. Divorced, living alone, but still …. miraculously happy 😄😉
Me too...
go you!
Happiness comes from God being within you.
I think that when you are truly happier after divorce, you were married to absolutely the wrong person. No question about it.
@@vanekirk 🤔I can see that..Thats logical.
The best routine about family life I've come across 😂😂
try Jeff Allen... 👍 he's good too and a bit more experienced 😉
Love the accent! To me it increases the delivery factor by 50%
What accent?
@@karenlowes7802 I'm guessing you're from the Jersey area.
Agreed
@Edward Telles I heard him say ‘mum’ a lot, and I was confused.. ‘I thought Americans say ‘mom’.? 🤷♀️
He sounds American Italian from New York/Jersey
In the wife’s defense, Tupperware is crazy expensive 😂
Marriage... the number one cause of divorce.
😅
Facts
Old joke.
Another old joke?
Marriage is a wonderful institution... if you like instutional living...
⚘😋⚘
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 good one!
Indeed! 2-25-21 after 3 yrs waiting im finally free from a cheating narcissist. Best feeling in the world!!
This guy is golddd 😂😂
Now I don't mind sitting apart on the plane but if my man is in first class and I'm in coach, he's definitely not seeing my ankles anytime soon.
rofl 🤣
You win the internet!👍 😂
Awesome honey! Full hijab for him😂
😂😂😂😂
Jim Colliton has a creative way of relating everyday family occurrences, good for you Jim. You were a refreshing pause to my hot tired day.
His joke about the aerosmith song🤣🤣🤣🤣thinking about it, he makes alota sense
Awww.. I love that his family is the focus of his work. It’s so heartwarming. Bless. I giggled the whole time.
Giggling along with you ...hahaha hehehehe
That way, he can truly say that they are his whole life and if he ever complains that one of them isn't doing their part at home, the can say "if it wasn't for me, you'd be unemployed" 🤣
He is hilarious. I love the paper shredder joke!
He is hilarious! And is probably very loving but his wife most likely has something to do with it. Lol
It's to bad I can't press like over and over love his jokes
Havent laughed so hard in awhile! So effortlessly funny!
His whole set was about his family, yet it was so classy AND entertaining, unlike others that make one cringe when they put down their wives or kids.
Hope to see more of him!
Not gonna lie; I'm very protective of my food storage containers.
Gotta be! You ever toss out all the stained ones and the non matching lids, then buy more? Heaven in a cabinet. Can't disturb that.
@@ShannonTheMojito lol yup. Used to geek out over organizing the tupperware cabinet at home. Drove me insane when the kids wouldn't put the lids back in order lol
I just scored some Tupperware at a garage sale yesterday. It made my whole day!!!
@@robinright825 nice. One of my favorite things is getting take out from a restaurant that gives you the sides in reusable containers. Win-win😄
I love his accent! It makes the whole bit feel more grungy and funny!
Boston accent I believe...
He grew up outside Boston in Bedford, MA. Lives in Wakefield now. So his accent has a North Shore flavor.
@@j10001 i came from the same area, but i can't hear an accent. sounds normal to me.
Seamless transitions. So funny without swearing.
Great to be able to enjoy the humour without constant swearing:)
This was so funny. The "watching you breathe" segment was LOL hilarous. Someone's peeing on the spark ...the tennis skirt that holds the balls 🤣🤣🤣
HOLY OMGOSH HILARIOUS!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 hands down awesome stand up. Had me laughing super hard till my face and ribs hurt from start to finish😂🤣for sure one my new top favorite comedians👍🤣😂😄😁Thank you so much for sharing.
This was funny from start to end. Loved it and belly laughed the entire time! 😃
Three year old asking, “What are you doing?” I most often answer sarcastically. I’m changing sheets on the bed, so I say, “I’m riding my bike and eating a pickle.”
My Y chromosome is very happy after watching this role model.
Absolutely hysterical!
Hes funny. I wouldn't mind seeing more of him.
Man he killed me, so funny. And love that accent, like he's a gangster from the 20's
I'm not hearing it at all
The lunch part got me dead😂😂😂
As a happy widow, I warm up my own pjs in the dryer.👍
This was a pleasant surprise. 👍Based on the name of the set I was worried - but he's actually a gruff guy with a heart of gold. You can tell he loves his family. Loved the part where he was prepared to pay for a really expensive college for his daughter even when she wasn't sure what she wanted to do. That's really patient and supportive of him. He's an involved father.
I agree he loves his family. But I think it was more about the wife. Notice the wife was not against the expensive college with no major in site.
Why would you be worried? It's a comedy show, sit back and enjoy, no political correctness needed.
Yeah... Totally proving stupid is as stupid does. Get $100,000 in college debt to whine about with no career path.
He’s making it up, he’s a comedian, they are jokes, do you know what embellishing is
THAT is classic 100% Boston humor. Thank you Jim for adding humor to my day!
Wow!!! I loved every minute of your show . Got to share this with my son and spouse of 31 years . Thank you . I love comedy, you are great!!!
My favorites were his answer to the college, his two year old, the shredder, and trimmer. 😂
He sounds just like Vince Vaughn! Anyone else hear it?
Clean humor never goes out of style😀👏🏻
Love Love this guy! Talented, spontaneous clean family humor!
“So true!” Said every married guy who ever hears this…awesome lol
Truly funny. May me thank back when i had kids in the house. Memories
Man you are hilarious, my stomach hurts and the common sense joke had me dying 😂😂😂
Seeing this at 3 am in the morning it's just too dangerous 😂😂😂😂😂😂 laughing myself out without making a sound 🤣🤣🤣🤣this man the best
He really captures exactly what everyone's gone through. Exact examples.......sending the older kid to take the younger to the bathroom.
Thank you for the laughs!!
I enjoyed it very much! Loved the final joke
Oh. I Laughed so hard 😅😅I’ve been married for 28 years n I can relate to some of those things😂😂
I enjoy comedy....it makes me happy! Thanks for being funny man
Hilarious, love the exaggerated family stories, the LL Bean one, too funny!
My wife and I have 8 kids and we let our walls the spots for their art pieces... till the youngest started ECE, then I repaint the walls back to white again. When they looked at the photos of walls, they couldn't believe that they did all those... and that to me was a good parenting. LOL!
What is ece
@@lui9695 Early Childhood Education
Dope. Doing that today
Satin paint and magic eraser. They can do art for years
You’re clever and witty🙌🙌🌟Thank You JC for sharing your talent🔥🌪💎
Funny! Loved this guy. Thanks for laugh after laugh. :-)
not ONE bad joke!!!! He is a comedy master!!! This is on level with Gaffigan and Seinfeld!
If only Seinfeld was funny.
@@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898 it is funny if dry deadpan humor is your tickle feather...most who think he isn't funny don't share his comedic perspective.
@@Prosch23 Jerry Seinfeld is an it now?
@@romeooscaryankeelimaoscarg9898 Jerry is a he...Seinfeld is an it. Seinfeld the SHOW.
@@Prosch23 I thought we were talking about comedians.
Some jokes are usually lost on this Ugandan girl( that's me)
But this particular set... made me literally LOL.
Thank you DB for these uploads. You've got a subbie and nightly 'watcher' here in Uganda. ❤
Best Dry Bar yet. I really enjoyed this guy. 😄
Marriage < death . I would prefer death than marriage.
It sounds like hyberbole, but I'm with you.
I've lived alone for 20 years and I love my space and my me time and my zero compromise home life. If a friend overstays their welcome by a couple hours I start getting cranky - I can't even imagine the intrusiveness of a spouse. How do people live like that?
Some people do not want to fix themselves and live alone. They want a helicopter parent, even though they are an "adult". Others want a maid/ butler. Others want bootie calls but those relationships are the fastest divorces. I am content to have sole possession of the remote, to come and go as I please, to eat what I want when I want from where I want. I get to walk 5 hours if I want to. I get to volunteer all day if I want to. I don't have fights. God bless the single life. Sleep is great and uninterrupted. I don't need another soul. They just drag you down. I like my freedom more. I don't "hook up with anyone" for a few hours. I help a lot of people, I don't "hook up" with any. I get enough interaction at work, positive and negative. Don't need anymore at home.
My father referred to my Mom’s pajamas as her flannel armor.
That was hilarious 😆
😂😂😂 I love him. He is so funny!
What's with all the X's??
All over every " INFLUENCEER " stages?????
love this guy with clean relative natural family jokes
What a great performance from beginning to end! A+ Comedy
This is a darn good family man I just love his clean concept very good enjoy this to the max
I LOVE comedians that make fun of real life!!! The BEST!!!
Absolutely wonderful😂😂😂😂😂
Hilarious
DRYBAR has some of the funniest comedians I've ever seen and, wait for it, little or no curse words. Holy smokes what NOVEL idea.
This guy is great!
I agree with him. I have no idea why people who live together feel the need to sit together on a plane.
Love, family is a unit ONE
I can't believe he just mocked Aerosmith's song. Hey!! That's one of my favourite lines😂😂😂
Omg!!! I loved this guy!!! I laughed so hard.. you know the ugly silent laugh 😆
Oh, i hope you really said that to the school.....AND one of my kids called me every 3 or 4 weeks on Friday nights and asked for a ride. ive worked EVERY Friday night for this kid's entire LIFE...LMAO Cruise!
64 k for 1 year at the University?? WTF, that's a hustle
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣soooo hilarious
Lol, the part about kids' home work really got me! I home school my kids, and was just teaching my five year old about geometric shapes today. I kept forgetting the name for what half of a Hexagon is. My Google history today, is a lot of searching for half of a Hexagon and the word Trapezoid, over and over. I think probably the last time I ever had to use the word Trapezoid was my own math assignments back in second or third grade.
Funny!!! Absolutely pulls off every joke perfectly. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Love this special!
I stayed with a friend who stole all the Tupperware that I had on the kitchen counter! "I thought it was mine..."
Hilarious!! Loved it 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
A+ comedian!! Wow! Hilarious 🤣
This is my first time watching a comedian and I chose this one. Thank you Dry Bar.
I like your double-space style
16:03 What Aerosmith really is saying is, "I will stay awake, just to hear you snore." 😖
Well, THAT made me feel like a normal wife of 30 years in what I THOUGHT was an unfortunate outcome.🤷♀️
Hey Jim very funny set. Love your delivery style
Jesus! I live in germany... 3 kids, 60.000 for one? ... you earn millions a year in us?
Here you have government support if the parents don't have enough money. School is free, ok books.... University has a little fee, but most cost are a room and eating... perhaps around 1000 a month... thats hard enough for most families....
And if a teen can't say the exact time when to pick up(i have to work) i say take the bus...
What a dependent and spoiled child you are bringing up there?
Ok, it's comedy... but are US on another planet?
Hahaha...a shredder for the artwork...they won't miss it
Hilarious! Great delivery
Hilarious!!!!!! Everything is so true and spot on!!!!!!!
Best show ever! Laughed my butt off!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
The cruise ship story is how you use that math story in real life!
Its amazing how many people do not have common sense. My mom being one of them. Drives me crazy.