Oh yes. He was a good earner but a stugot just the same. Instead of staying at the wedding with his family, he chose to "waddle" to a gay club because he couldn't keep his jimmy from getting hard inside his pants and then got caught in the act dancing with leather clad guy by Tony's associates. His disclosed secret got the best of him in the end.
Anyone ever notice how big some of the characters in this show were? I swear this show had to have had the highest average BMI out of any drama in television history😂
@@atlasking6110 According to an article: However, when it came to shoot the following installment, something changed. From there on out, Schirripa lost the fat suit on the set. “I guess, in Season Four, David thought I was fat enough on my own, so he let me get rid of it,” he told Vanity Fair.
@@JohnR22926 I remember back in the day seeing an Et or Access Hollywood segment where the actor who played Vito was talking about his weight loss. So I don’t think he was wearing a fat suit, he was really that big until he lost the weight.
Gforcebond I could never figure out how he snuck up behind Jackie Jr? Jackie must have had a learning disability. He did almost drown in 3 inches of water.
If anyone has ever played The Sopranos: Road to Respect on PS2, there's a scene where you need to follow Vito while he walks. This game is basically an episode of The Sopranos with how authentic it is at times!
I was once asked who had the more distinct waddle: Jimmy Altieri or Vito? My answer is Vito had the more DISTINCT waddle HOWEVER I have more RESPECT for Jimmy's waddle because Jimmy chooses to waddle like that... Vito HAS to waddle like that... At least that how I feel about it....
Don't knock the vito waddle. he was the highest achiever on the show and had the most balanced life great earner, nice wife & kids, nice Goomar, scored 3 dudes, happy to whack when required, liked to fancy dress, didn't do illegal drugs Phil clipped him out of jealousy
Phil Clipped him for his Sexuality, not Jealousy, Vito Death Mirrors a Real Wiseguy Death in the DeCavalcante Family/Would be Demeo Family in Sopranos,(John "Johnny Boy" D'Amato) was Clipped for Going to a Swingers Nightclub.
Woah Mr Nick Spears you think you can waltz in here and upload Sopranos clips without kicking up tribute to the boss Borko!? 2 points to Borko for every clip going forward any complaints to HBO and next time it won’t just be a comment I’ll be leaving.
In real life ,Joe Gannascoli lost 260 pounds, prior to the ‘thin club’ episode. But the waddle was because he needed hip replacement surgery, which he got post-Sopranos. He is also an accomplished chef, so all of that fancy cutting and cheffing for Johnny Cakes was all Joe.
I hear Vito only started to waddle after Richie drove a Lionel up in there. It apparently happened at a poker game when Vito asked for the ante to be upped. 🤷🏽♀️
To me my opinion is that the sopranos was a straight up comedy to me !!!! But no other show came close to what the sopranos did in those little years they were in the air the BEST SHOW EVER PERIOD !!!! I LOVE THEM ALL !!!!
He walks 2 miles every morning. He's a young man and now with the weight loss a healthy man. He could be the next boss of the family if god forbid Tony doesn't come out of the coma. Lol.
Vito is a guy , a very similar looking guy we have over here. A homeless one. He is very well spoken, get money from rich men/ women every morning. Knows what to say exactly. But inside very cunnaving and knows how to generate money for himself, and knows how to spend money lavisly , and dresses fashion. Sleeps on the bench in summer or whereever in winter.
Ooooh! You can't make a video like this. He's a captain now.
Captain? The good ship lollipop right?
Please my ass. The guy was a fucking parade float
Hilarious comment
@@koseisan why you got a raging hard on for Vito !??
Captain? HE'S GOTTA GOOOO!
Vito’s waddle, Tony’s breathing and Paulie’s “Heheheh”. The Holy trinity.
Don't for get Ralph's "Hoooor "
The Holy Trinity of Unfitness
Carmine's bite of pasta
Chrissys powerwalk
@@pablogats4627silvio’s permanent de niro expression
Vito waiting for Finn outside Yankee Stadium decked out in all the gear was some real Seinfeld shit lol
What do you think were his intentions? I never got that
Probably had a hotel room booked as well
@@mladenbro8435 Probably watch the game then go whack the kid.
@@LordTalax Fucked up
@@mladenbro8435 Definitely whack Finn, at this point he was the only one who knew Vito was a come from behind kind of guy
“Vito was gay the whole time.”
- JK Rowling
Albus Dumbledore is an ass muncher!
@@sparkydeltorro OH!
@@nickthestrange I'm sorry it's true...
It was the medication for his blood pressure. Didn’t you read the letter from his doctor?
XD
Vito had the makings of a varsity penguin
Is that why Jackie Jr. almost drowned at the penguin exhibit in 3 inches of water?
Or a Arse hitty, penguin?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@joemckim1183 thats why tehy chose vito to do it, penguins were jackies biggest weakness
😂 he walked like a penguin
Only guy with a better waddle was the _"Oh shit!"_ dude when Phil got whacked.
Dude was nominated for an Emmy
Oh man I had to rewind that part over and over! So random and awesome!
Say bye bye grandpa
And Jimmy altieri too
how can a show produce dozens, maybe hundreds of one-frame/quote/scene characters like it’s no big deal
2 miles he waddles, everyday.
can you imagine that? he waddles 2 miles everyday?
while he's greasing the union
Can you imagine that? Getting a whole new wardrobe, one week later youre dead.
@@dakkefernet8585 you shoulda called your sponsor before you made that comment
He was on the Varsity waddling team.
Vito's waddle was one of my favorite characters, he really came into his own as the series progressed.
Oh yes. He was a good earner but a stugot just the same. Instead of staying at the wedding with his family, he chose to "waddle" to a gay club because he couldn't keep his jimmy from getting hard inside his pants and then got caught in the act dancing with leather clad guy by Tony's associates. His disclosed secret got the best of him in the end.
He came into his own? An unfortunate turn of phrase regarding Vito. Funny though.
A come from behind kind of guy
@@EJleon96 a guy that never left his friend's behind
And that's when he was in.. imagine his first post dick waddle...
He's a come-from-behind kind of guy.
oh you think this is funny?
@@spudastic Let's take this in the back.
Kona Paddler that’s what Vito did
@@squakrock you can go
AIDS?
Anyone ever notice how big some of the characters in this show were? I swear this show had to have had the highest average BMI out of any drama in television history😂
In Bobby's case, he wore a fake fat belly. Steve Schirippa wasn't that fat. He still has the prosthetic gut. They let him keep it.
The guy who played Bobby bacala wore a fat suit. I wonder if Vito did too?
@@atlasking6110 According to an article: However, when it came to shoot the following installment, something changed. From there on out, Schirripa lost the fat suit on the set. “I guess, in Season Four, David thought I was fat enough on my own, so he let me get rid of it,” he told Vanity Fair.
American realism.
@@JohnR22926 I remember back in the day seeing an Et or Access Hollywood segment where the actor who played Vito was talking about his weight loss. So I don’t think he was wearing a fat suit, he was really that big until he lost the weight.
Chris calling him a parade float was maybe the best insult in the whole series.
Not the most mobile assassin.
Try telling that to Jackie Jr. lol guy was like the Triads
But he makes a good stationary turret
Gforcebond
I could never figure out how he snuck up behind Jackie Jr? Jackie must have had a learning disability. He did almost drown in 3 inches of water.
@@Gforcebond seriously, didn't hear him coming at all. Unrealistic
No but CAPABLE
Hey, Vito...Finn even really exist?
Jim Jones Vito has the ass of someone who ate a 12 year old boy
@Jim Jones You're gay
@Jim Jones oh another shinebox joke, oh my hilarious how original, I never heard that one before. Go fuck yourself
@Jim Jones try again. Strike 2, not funny.
@dyy Fethiiyhn losers
Vito was hiding in the closet for so long I bet he never expected to meet his demise at the hands of a man hiding in the closet
Biggest lol 😂 love your comment
Vito walks like his bottom has been adversely impacted...
20 fuckin years....I compromised, I ate mushrooms out of Vito's ass.
You think someone had pennisary contact with his ass? Marone!!!
@@demo3456 David Chase, ova here.
Hey you're talking about one of my captains!
It has been many times.
If anyone has ever played The Sopranos: Road to Respect on PS2, there's a scene where you need to follow Vito while he walks. This game is basically an episode of The Sopranos with how authentic it is at times!
I didn’t even know there was a sopranos video game I wish I still had my PS2 I’d play tf out of it
@@markray6113 you didn't miss out on much. The game kinda sucks
I will search on here to see it
@@markray6113it was a sandwich ordering simulator.
@@PolishGod1234Watch it, Pole
I’ll say it first:
Vito never had the making of a varsity waddler. Small hands, that’s his problem
Lol
Lol but he did though, big ass, that was his problem!
*was his problem
you are hardly the first to say that
You don’t know the context. I was the first to say it when this video was first uploaded. That’s what I meant
Vito never had the makings of a Varsity heterosexual.
He did too! It was the medication- for his heart! It was fucking with his head!
no but he had the makings of a varsity pole smoker
Vito was a switch-hitter.
He moves well for a parade float
dido lol.
Oh! Hes a captain now you cant talk to him like that
I was once asked who had the more distinct waddle: Jimmy Altieri or Vito? My answer is Vito had the more DISTINCT waddle HOWEVER I have more RESPECT for Jimmy's waddle because Jimmy chooses to waddle like that... Vito HAS to waddle like that... At least that how I feel about it....
@@tylercullen2623 I thought I was pushing it with the casino reference... It's good to see that there's cultured people out here 🙏
I think some good ground was covered
“Back up there Bluto 🤚🏾” 😭😭 - Paulie
😭😭😭
We always assumed the waddle was because of his weight... We now know it was from taking too many slongs up the sphincter
That's beautifully put
OHH!!
You can go.
And pool cues
Pls tell me someone has made a video with nothing but tonys nasal breathing
HBO won’t let you upload the whole series to a free platform
@@tylercullen2623 lmfao. Holy shit I died. Good one buddy
😂😂😂😂😂
@@tylercullen2623 true enough lol
Playing with his food. That always gets me. The way he holds his fork is kind-of odd, sometimes with his pinky out.
Don't knock the vito waddle. he was the highest achiever on the show and had the most balanced life
great earner, nice wife & kids, nice Goomar, scored 3 dudes, happy to whack when required, liked to fancy dress,
didn't do illegal drugs
Phil clipped him out of jealousy
Phil Clipped him for his Sexuality, not Jealousy, Vito Death Mirrors a Real Wiseguy Death in the DeCavalcante Family/Would be Demeo Family in Sopranos,(John "Johnny Boy" D'Amato) was Clipped for Going to a Swingers Nightclub.
@@Frosty98206 Phil also whacked him to make him feel less gay. Why did you think he hid in Vitos closet?
Not only that my friend. A foonoiok is more likely to rat to protect his family.
He could wack a dude, off a dude, wack off a dude, he was a real all rounder
If he wasn't caught there was a high chance he's become boss, eventually
“Van Helsing” Paulie was a funny basterd ! 🤣
Paulie was hilarious. Lol
And shaggy😂
and Paulie did AJ a huge favor, practically saved his life
Paulie was Top
I laughed at that 🤣🤣🤣
It’s always funny seeing Phil coming out the closet LOL
20 years in the can, that's how he compromised.
It's a metaphor. Phil was a homosexual.
@@mdaniels6311nah, he just wanted to make an entrance
Woah Mr Nick Spears you think you can waltz in here and upload Sopranos clips without kicking up tribute to the boss Borko!?
2 points to Borko for every clip going forward any complaints to HBO and next time it won’t just be a comment I’ll be leaving.
Top 10 Anime crossovers no one could have predicted.
@@tobsmonster2 😂😂
@Madeline Monahan I like that kid, but he hasn't posted in a while, he's either 6 feet under or lambchopped it to Elvis country by now
Make any noises and you'll be refrying beans with PewdePie
@@jonathanmorales823 no
7:52 = The Final Waddle
😢
When the paramedivs found him he had pool cue rammed in his ass
Johnny Cakes got in that ass good
“Maybe he was an athlete and he had nobody to talk to.”
lmao these fkin comments.
Have a cookie you're delirious
Lost 😂
finally a comprehensive character study of vito
Vito would of made a great Penguin in Batman.
"Cobblepot? What the f**k?!"
"Hey... Batman..."
"Dafuq you doin?!"
"Nothin... I was at the Iceberg lounge, it's a joke!"
The scene when it was pissing it down he looked like ET waddling down the road with his suit case..
HAHA
It's that blood pressure medication ...
@Vlad The impaler Big words from a man who enjoys impaling men on spears.
It's all good, we'll send him to therapy. It will all be alright
He can get a note from his doctor.
@@brettdelawyer3593 biggest misunderstanding of our time😔
😭😭😭
2 miles he walks, everyday
priceless
From couch to refrigerator for another calzone.
.....to Satriales for 5 salami and gabbagol heros.............lol!!!
@@dsva2000 gabbagol ?
*OVER HERE* 🤲
Two shoes he shines, every morning! 👞
LOL, Pauley called AJ, "VanHelsing"!!!
Lol dated references
hey T, did you hear what I said, I called the kid Vanhelsing eh hehe
You gotta have that checked out.
AJ got lucky. God knows what would have happened with Uncle Vito.
you think you can sling uploads along one of Borkos routes? I guess were going to have to torch one of the trucks...one of the trucks.
Was thinking the same thing. Guys moving in on borkos territory like feech
He's working with Junior on this.
Fuck you want,.. a boutonniere? How about a piece of Ralph's company? 40 grand I had,.. from the bohax haul of the 70's.
@@smacc765 he's way out of line here, way out of line
Shut up Albert
I feel like I'm betraying Borko's trust, real come from behind kind of guy.
Borko's gone mow mow on the subject.
Borko uploads these strange Spanish telenovelas
“It smells in here.”
“Mold.”
WHAT DO YOU THINK CHEESE IS ???!!
The chair never saw it coming.
I didn't realise how much weight he lost during the show. This video really shows it.
aids!?
@@lashaundavis5447 Nobody has AIDS!! Don't ever mention that again!!
still a fuckin blimp though
Gandolfini gained all the weight vito lost
@@lashaundavis5447 don't say that word never again in here!
An entire New Jersey police battalion could've been sent to Jackie's murder scene by the time Vito got into that car and the driver took off. 😂😂😂
I wish they did more with Vito’s waddle he was a great character with so much potential.
In the end, even Phil Leotardo came out of the closet...
"I gotta piss first, want half of that too?"
Vito thinking: "yes"
Vitos waddle was one of the most consistent characters on the show
Paulie @ 2:37 gets me every time “Van Helsing lets go” LMAOOOOOOOOO
Wonder if he ever called Tony that when his hair was long
"I know Vito's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring to" Lol
I never had a problem with Vito's weight. To me he's beautiful - rubenesque.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU’VE DONE?!
Vito was right, Finn does look like Joey Perry from Aerosmith!
I can’t believe there’s close to 9 minutes of material of this.
2:07 old Yankee stadium 🏟️ Gate! 4 !! That's a N.Y.C. treasure !! ⚾
Hey, borko, how's the boy?
What boy is that Avengerie
The boy you sleep with!
@@SyntheticShinobi too bad they don't have a telethone for fuckfaceitis
@@jaydupree3564 c'mon you're a good sport.
Ah, that's muscular dystrophy Avengerie
03:34 "Backup there Bluto" always makes me laugh.
He was loved like a "brother in law".
2:14 I heard 3 guys died making that shirt.
Somewhere there's a sailboat without it's "spanker".
By far my favorite sopranos compilation
@2:47 Vito didn't score with Finn. He wanted to try his luck with AJ. AJ will never know how lucky he was that Paulie took him home.
Vito shoots Jackie Jr: No recoil
Vito shoots this guy 7:38: *All* the recoil
Vito's waddle was my favorite character in the series I really wish they did more with it.
That waddle it’s like a natural canopy.
4:42 It's really is so ironic Vito had the hottest wife out of them all
She’s Melfis sister in real life, fuckin knockouts outta that family or what
@@user-dnf83n0s8sg9u haha no shot
His brother was waddling over there 👉🏽
"Waddle!? What kind of name is that for an Italian?"... "I was named after Bobby Darin, Robert Waddle Cassoto."
then he waddled away, waddle waddle
til the very next day. bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
In real life ,Joe Gannascoli lost 260 pounds, prior to the ‘thin club’ episode. But the waddle was because he needed hip replacement surgery, which he got post-Sopranos.
He is also an accomplished chef, so all of that fancy cutting and cheffing for Johnny Cakes was all Joe.
00:00:47 - Silvio’s finger
Borko got some competition?
Competition? I told you, Borko’s nothing but a glorified crew.
I hear Vito only started to waddle after Richie drove a Lionel up in there. It apparently happened at a poker game when Vito asked for the ante to be upped. 🤷🏽♀️
He got discovered by New York when he was hanging around the fruit section of the grocery store.
Vito could move when he wanted! Check him out at 00:57
Greasing the union...
And he waddled away, Waddle, Waddle, And he Waddled away, Waddle Waddle, Till the very next day!
Gotta admit, he knew how to dress sharp for his size
To me my opinion is that the sopranos was a straight up comedy to me !!!! But no other show came close to what the sopranos did in those little years they were in the air the BEST SHOW EVER PERIOD !!!! I LOVE THEM ALL !!!!
When Vito hauls ass, he’s gotta make two trips!
" Vito walks from Jacky to the car'
Jimmy Altieri: i think some pritty good ground was cowered.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This actor, along with his walk, would make a great Penguin for Batman.
"what the fuck? why'd you think they call me hopalong gezideech?"
"What? I wasn't sleeping. I was etching my shinebox."
Finn and Vito... they were like brothers in-law.
8/2022 He got rid of that waddle, & looks a little different to me, but.. he looks really good!!
Dude, you missed the best one, after he confronts Finn at the pisser
Finn pissed like a racehorse.
And he zips up without shaking.
He doesn't walk in that scene or should I say, waddle
Vito's waddle was a made guy, you could trace it's ancestry all the way back to the old country.
He walks 2 miles every morning. He's a young man and now with the weight loss a healthy man. He could be the next boss of the family if god forbid Tony doesn't come out of the coma. Lol.
0:30 is that lieutenant kellaway from the mask?
0:03 love how long it takes him to get in the car 😂
Vito is Gino's Tyler Durden. He does things we are not supposed to talk about.
“The gravy is good tonight”
-Vito
Vito is a guy , a very similar looking guy we have over here. A homeless one. He is very well spoken, get money from rich men/ women every morning. Knows what to say exactly. But inside very cunnaving and knows how to generate money for himself, and knows how to spend money lavisly , and dresses fashion. Sleeps on the bench in summer or whereever in winter.
I guarantee the first scene with him getting him in the car wasn't meant to take that long.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 haven't laughed this much in years cool throwback
For Vito, talking is cardio.
Bobby made him look like Jack Lalane. Before and wayyy before
The funniest thing that I had forgotten about, giant Vito with the tiny little fan...😆
0:55 I'm guessing they sent the other guy with Vito because all you have to do is be able to run for more than 15 seconds and you are in the clear.
Even back them Paulie wouldn’t let Vito take AJ home cause he knew!
No, they were competing for Carmela’s favor and to position themselves as Tony’s replacement if he died.
Doh!
Vito vs the "Oh shit!" guy
Penguin battle
in this life each man waddles his own path
He’s been on that Atkins, slimming down
3 miles every morning, I walk.
0:58 I didn’t know Vito can actually run