riverdale is back on their bullsh*t and so am i

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @alterbun
    @alterbun 5 лет назад +5060

    the year is 2021. it is season 5, and riverdale is now only musical episodes. Full on glee. Cole sprouse has not been allowed to use his normal speaking voice for months...

    • @knorenknor3493
      @knorenknor3493 5 лет назад +7

      brxey hahahhaha

    • @meredithturcotte9962
      @meredithturcotte9962 5 лет назад +99

      do NOT compare that awful show to the amazingness that is Glee

    • @DearScout49
      @DearScout49 5 лет назад +136

      Jellybean has now killed at least 98 men, and Jason has been alive the whole time. Cheryl is blonde now.

    • @djuannalester4743
      @djuannalester4743 5 лет назад +17

      Don’t give them any ideas 🤫

    • @paytonb3487
      @paytonb3487 5 лет назад +1

      omg lmao

  • @jennifer_5152
    @jennifer_5152 5 лет назад +4710

    I feel like Riverdale just oversexualize the female characters wayyy too much for no damn reason

    • @AGdollstudios09
      @AGdollstudios09 5 лет назад +212

      jennifer m right at best their like 17 yrs

    • @OneXaKo
      @OneXaKo 5 лет назад +790

      yep, and then make Veronica say some 'woke' shit to seem progressive and all about female empowerment and equality

    • @Karaetify
      @Karaetify 5 лет назад +301

      True, like their „dance” moves are straight out of a porn movie

    • @loveandcupcakes100
      @loveandcupcakes100 5 лет назад +215

      Yes! I was talking about it in another video. OG Heathers are alluring without looking cheap and the choreographer’s and costume designers in Riverdale make them look like a truck stop hooker version of the musical.
      When it comes to the Heathers, less is more! They can still be sexy without being over the top.

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 5 лет назад +423

      Also the boys. 1 male is required to be shirtless atleast once an episode.

  • @trixxsaurus2386
    @trixxsaurus2386 5 лет назад +1733

    Why is the choreography for Candy Store so sexualized? It's like they watched a bootleg and thought "Okay okay okay. They're in free skirts swinging their hips. We need to do that." And they just had them smack their thighs, swing their legs way too high (gotta get that triple pantie shot) and wiggle in these weird poses that I think are supposed to be sexy???

    • @henryhidgens4500
      @henryhidgens4500 5 лет назад +75

      Allison Lo have you seen the original choreo for candy store? It’s a very sexualised song, the choreo has always included those moves. I’m not saying it’s right for supposed ‘teenagers’ to do that but it is what was done in the off-broadway production and on the west end

    • @istan8159
      @istan8159 5 лет назад +232

      Henry Hidgens yeah candy store is sexual, but i feel like riverdale took it way too far, esp with the panty shots

    • @henryhidgens4500
      @henryhidgens4500 5 лет назад +159

      I Stan yeah true, it’s very out of place considering all the censored lyrics they changed

    • @achieachie911
      @achieachie911 5 лет назад +5

      Dunno why this made me laugh so hard but it did😂😂

    • @richiemorgan8601
      @richiemorgan8601 5 лет назад +93

      While it makes sense with the original choreography, this version feels off considering that this is a high school production

  • @mwoodyard00ify
    @mwoodyard00ify 5 лет назад +428

    I can’t believe that riverdale sexualizes their female characters while also kidzbopping the songs at the same time.

  • @Karaetify
    @Karaetify 5 лет назад +1669

    Actually even if you watch the show you have no idea what’s happening

  • @inkanddew3820
    @inkanddew3820 5 лет назад +1530

    As an avid Heathers fan, this actually made me physically sick.
    They ruined the verses of Candy store and the singing is so bad it's like dragging a barrel of cats up the highway.

    • @ashtoneva4926
      @ashtoneva4926 5 лет назад +142

      Candy Store is meant to be edgy and in your face with the language. It's my favorite song and the perfect introduction to how the Heathers can be. Taking away the things that made the song so great only makes once a fun song into something lackluster.

    • @leahmarie5079
      @leahmarie5079 5 лет назад +14

      Same, it was pretty bad

    • @sellmeyourheart1
      @sellmeyourheart1 5 лет назад +44

      I had to listen to the original soundtrack like a thousand times to get this bad version out of my head. Heathers is my fave and they murdered it.

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 лет назад +25

      And every harmony... Ugh they just toned it down so much and it was all low notes because even with autotune the actors couldn't even try to hit them

    • @paytonb3487
      @paytonb3487 5 лет назад +1

      shut up. it’s amazing

  • @juliettebenton7599
    @juliettebenton7599 5 лет назад +1174

    This episode is even worse when you are familiar with the original. THE LYRIC CHANGES IN CANDY STORE KILLED ME

    • @nicolasromani1303
      @nicolasromani1303 5 лет назад +44

      The lyrics change is because they're using the official high school version, with a few tweaks here and there.

    • @shylahcarey
      @shylahcarey 5 лет назад +27

      “you just gotta prove your not a looser”😭😭

    • @nicolasromani1303
      @nicolasromani1303 5 лет назад +69

      @@shylahcarey To be fair, the first time it's actually loser in the original song. The second time it was changed from pussy to doorknob.

    • @juliettebenton7599
      @juliettebenton7599 5 лет назад +17

      NxcxRmxz thanks! I hate it!

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 лет назад +6

      @@shylahcarey The loser was in the original tho

  • @JessiQuinn
    @JessiQuinn 5 лет назад +2035

    im mad they did a heathers episode and literally not one character tried to blow up the school

    • @beautifullEternal
      @beautifullEternal 5 лет назад +260

      It wouldn’t even be that weird. Cheryl already burned her house down

    • @JessiQuinn
      @JessiQuinn 5 лет назад +13

      @@beautifullEternal truth

    • @jah7900
      @jah7900 5 лет назад +42

      @@beautifullEternal so did betty and jug

    • @spencerpreston7900
      @spencerpreston7900 5 лет назад +81

      The Riverdale musicals have no villain songs which makes it more disappointing than it already is

    • @ellie2454
      @ellie2454 5 лет назад +44

      No lovable physcopath, what's the point

  • @tessdetwheeler4870
    @tessdetwheeler4870 5 лет назад +2637

    but like heathers the musical is actually really good and they totally butchered it completely

    • @taylorrobeson9194
      @taylorrobeson9194 5 лет назад +86

      THANK YOU. why is this necessary???

    • @spencerpreston7900
      @spencerpreston7900 5 лет назад +219

      @@taylorrobeson9194 also, the biggest mistake was not having meant to be yours. You can't have a musical without a villain song!!!!

    • @mewmew6158
      @mewmew6158 5 лет назад +67

      They ruined Archie Comics and the cartoon too.. Everything is so wrong😔

    • @Jessica-kp3qn
      @Jessica-kp3qn 5 лет назад +5

      Yep

    • @burnpygmalion39
      @burnpygmalion39 5 лет назад +21

      Spencer Preston it doesn’t really fit in considering it’s about blowing up a school

  • @Catiisunknown
    @Catiisunknown 5 лет назад +833

    heathers is a great movie. basically winona ryder hangs out with 3 girls named heather and hates them and meets christian slater and he's insane and gets her to murder them then he tries to suicide bomb the school and she stops him. it's on netflix i think you should definitely watch it you'd like it.

    • @spencerpreston7900
      @spencerpreston7900 5 лет назад +50

      @@caseyaonso4270 the movie is good, the musical butchers some of the characters, the TV show is a mixed bag of great stuff and bad stuff.

    • @mariasolenardelli3745
      @mariasolenardelli3745 5 лет назад +56

      @@caseyaonso4270 you should react to Illegal Heathers, it's the musical but done by an high school who could only perform for one hour or something and only one singer is good.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 5 лет назад +25

      mariasole nardelli Didn’t the girl playing Heather Chandler apologize to the audience halfway through the musical? Edit: It was during “The Me Inside of Me” part of the musical

    • @KB-xx2sn
      @KB-xx2sn 4 года назад +10

      @@spencerpreston7900 True. I liked the movie more but some of the songs from the musical are really catchy 😅

    • @lenora-yoder
      @lenora-yoder 4 года назад +6

      @@caseyaonso4270 It is amazing, and if you haven't watched it yet it's on hulu and prime video now!

  • @aconcept1579
    @aconcept1579 5 лет назад +3176

    This whole thing sounds like a kidzbop version of Heathers

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 5 лет назад +30

      Oh my god you're right!

    • @faithhaynes3494
      @faithhaynes3494 5 лет назад +14

      LMAO ITS TRUE TOO

    • @richiemorgan8601
      @richiemorgan8601 5 лет назад +48

      *cough* illegal heathers *cough*

    • @CarolineReadsbooks
      @CarolineReadsbooks 5 лет назад +28

      They used the school version for lyrics. But yeah, they’re also terrible at singing.

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 5 лет назад +31

      @@richiemorgan8601 At least illegal Heathers was fun to watch and didn't make me die inside like this, apparently, professional production does.

  • @flwrmoniee
    @flwrmoniee 5 лет назад +913

    I think the clapping scene was a cult and can they please just let Kevin sing. he had broadway training but they were like nah jughead we choose you.

    • @nik-yl1tt
      @nik-yl1tt 5 лет назад +42

      Casey Cott (Kevin) actually sang a lot in this episode!! she just didn’t really put his songs in haha

    • @micahwilliams1332
      @micahwilliams1332 5 лет назад +19

      Veronica agreed to let him sing on occasion in her speak easy and he NEVER did in the third season. I was waiting but 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @edensylvester13
      @edensylvester13 5 лет назад +15

      Cole is a good singer though but Kevin's character definitely would break into song over Jughead

  • @Nanthecowdog
    @Nanthecowdog 5 лет назад +507

    And then Cole Sprouse blew up the school

  • @sarahgordier5913
    @sarahgordier5913 5 лет назад +252

    “Archie’s hair looks incredible - so much better than past seasons”
    It was a perm. Just for that one episode.

  • @mariaantoniajosephajohanna
    @mariaantoniajosephajohanna 5 лет назад +703

    As a fan of Heathers (the musical/movie), I find this particular episode pretty insulting.
    *WHOOSH*

    • @SuperAhiru
      @SuperAhiru 5 лет назад +37

      Honestly same they fucked the whole meaning of heathers

    • @kaiyadeppiesse7850
      @kaiyadeppiesse7850 4 года назад +15

      and the way they pitched down candy store was gross i HATED it

    • @mariaantoniajosephajohanna
      @mariaantoniajosephajohanna 4 года назад +5

      @@kaiyadeppiesse7850 Right?! And what the hell happened to the harmonies?!

  • @ashisreallytired9006
    @ashisreallytired9006 5 лет назад +231

    "Who the hell is chony?" was really funny

  • @Maya-be1hl
    @Maya-be1hl 5 лет назад +384

    i aM rEd.

  • @ghostsheet777
    @ghostsheet777 5 лет назад +689

    Sis I watch riverdale and idk wtf is happening ever

    • @sanyareza
      @sanyareza 5 лет назад +44

      I don't think even the writers know.

    • @shylahcarey
      @shylahcarey 5 лет назад +2

      oh same 😭😭

    • @richiemorgan8601
      @richiemorgan8601 5 лет назад +20

      Sanya Pevensie they just press the middle autocomplete button after typing “edgy teens*

    • @sanyareza
      @sanyareza 5 лет назад +10

      @@richiemorgan8601 predictive text is definitely the best thing for the riverdale writers

  • @libbyr2040
    @libbyr2040 5 лет назад +671

    This episode was so confusing, I mean I don’t watch the show but I really like Heathers the musical and the episode was strange. The person doing the sounds like the foley also has been doing WAY too much, like during candy store what was with the clapping sound, the hair swooshes, and the weird stomping things. Yeah I was just lost

    • @libbyr2040
      @libbyr2040 5 лет назад +22

      Casey Aonso EXACTLY like who thought “yes... we need hair swooshing”

    • @rand0md00d3
      @rand0md00d3 5 лет назад

      @Joey Barry yup

  • @steakraw9452
    @steakraw9452 5 лет назад +186

    Casey for context for the clapping...there was a cult in the town and the musical was used to recruit members(hence those people standing up wearing white,clapping) but yeah maybe aliens could've started a cult in the weirdass plot.

  • @sugar2374
    @sugar2374 5 лет назад +629

    LMAO the heathers are basically like the mean girls. you should watch the movie or play, they’re both really good! your reaction was a mood tho, heathers sweetie im so sorry

    • @raiden-mei
      @raiden-mei 5 лет назад +40

      after the shitshow of the riverdale heathers i finally watched heathers (both awesome) they were awesome

    • @mamie-lx8pd
      @mamie-lx8pd 5 лет назад +7

      Heathers came first 🙄
      And it’s literally not like mean girls at all

    • @sugar2374
      @sugar2374 5 лет назад +17

      Mamie Slusher KSKSK CHILL i know, she said something along the lines of “who even are the heathers“ in the video so i wanted to give her an idea of the roles of the three main characters

    • @alainaevans5269
      @alainaevans5269 5 лет назад +14

      Mean girls was inspired by heathers!

    • @benjaminacuna8013
      @benjaminacuna8013 5 лет назад +4

      Heathers was the OG it was followed my jaw breakers then mean girls

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 лет назад +79

    They replaced “take off our clothes and dance” with “take off our shoes and dance” but then proceeded to partially undress on stage wtf

  • @jillgarr5258
    @jillgarr5258 5 лет назад +145

    I honestly never thought of the idea that the actors were forced to sing like but I find the idea so funny

  • @malaneewheeler8278
    @malaneewheeler8278 5 лет назад +78

    I feel like the whole dark, cynical mood in the high school context is something that Heathers achieves so well, but that Riverdale fails completely at. Where Heathers is a comedy that can so gracefully laugh at its own absurdity, Riverdale takes itself seriously to the point of fault. That's where the magic of Heathers was lost in this episode.

  • @Sammyltv
    @Sammyltv 5 лет назад +168

    Maybe the guy that did the overly used whip effects in Johnny Test was hired on Riverdale.

  • @ryancollins5016
    @ryancollins5016 5 лет назад +104

    If it’s supposed to be a school musical, then why did Cheryl say “Shut up, Toni!” when it’s supposed to be “Shut up, Heather!”?

    • @illythewisp
      @illythewisp 5 лет назад +17

      Riverdale is trying to intertwine the songs of Heathers into the events ongoing in the series.
      The thing is, when Riverdale has a "special" musical episode, they use quotes from the musicals and force songs into scenarios so it seems like they are living in a musical. Sometimes they act like the person the cast are playing as. For example, Cheryl as Heather Chandler (hence the "Shut up, Toni" line).
      The series is kind of giving off the vibe that you're kind of watching Heathers itself, but set place in Riverdale. However, the outcome seems like a stupid parody insteax.

  • @-rianna
    @-rianna 5 лет назад +484

    everybody say thank you to Casey for feeding us with quality content

  • @hr5880
    @hr5880 5 лет назад +82

    Casey: the entire town has been taken over by aliens
    Riverdale editors: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @kingdongho571
    @kingdongho571 5 лет назад +200

    The Glee cast is literally quaking in their boots
    Rachel Berry WHO?

    • @angelinagomez9465
      @angelinagomez9465 4 года назад +1

      Omg this comment reminds me of trin lovells video cometary on the riverdale heathers episode😂

    • @cristenkray5192
      @cristenkray5192 4 года назад +2

      I’m so glad Glee ended before they decided to do anything with Heathers. I don’t want Rachel Berry or Finn Hudson anywhere NEAR my baby Heathers. It’s the Unholy Trinity as the Heathers and Marley as Veronica, JD is definitely gonna be Ryder (the reason should be obvious by now), Tina or Unique for Martha, and Jake and Sam are Kurt and Ram. The teacher/Veronica’s mom can be played by either Tina or Unique (whichever one isn’t Martha). Kitty can be in the chorus bc that’s where that little demon child belongs, as well as Sugar.
      RIP Naya, I love you so much and I miss you 🖤

  • @liaistotallyfine
    @liaistotallyfine 2 года назад +14

    Cole Sprouse made it through a whole Disney career without having to sing only to get trapped in a Riverdale musical episode

  • @alinao4246
    @alinao4246 5 лет назад +105

    That scene where they all stand in line singing... Sounds like my last 4 brain cells trying to cooperate to help me pass my finals and failing miserably 😂

  • @summerstargrrrl
    @summerstargrrrl 5 лет назад +28

    I love how the original lyrics during the end part where they take off their clothes is “take off our clothes and dance”, but they changed it to “take off our shoes and dance”

  • @katiascarlet1
    @katiascarlet1 5 лет назад +293

    This episode was soo disappointing. But the seventeen bughead x choni was actually good (coming from a heathers fan). Also wish the drew and Jordan sang more :/

    • @spencerpreston7900
      @spencerpreston7900 5 лет назад +2

      It has no villain song so it's automatically

    • @eadlynjune
      @eadlynjune 5 лет назад +7

      I don’t even watch this show but like it was pretty decent. Like the actors were really trying and the camera angles were pretty good, it just worked more for me.

    • @themysteriousplutonian7955
      @themysteriousplutonian7955 4 года назад +1

      I feel like Seventeen was a lot better singing-wise, but I thought the choreography and shot composition was underwhelming. The part where Jughead was just staring into the camera had me rolling.

  • @mojo.s4669
    @mojo.s4669 5 лет назад +72

    The first scene was so bothering. Seems riverdale keeps forgetting these guys are 16-17.

  • @summerbreakclub9823
    @summerbreakclub9823 5 лет назад +56

    Their rendition of Big Fun made me want to lime-and-salt myself to hell

    • @summerbreakclub9823
      @summerbreakclub9823 5 лет назад +11

      Also how tf was “dirty dancing with the football team” more pg than “tear up someone’s life”

  • @blazing_orchids
    @blazing_orchids 5 лет назад +49

    As a longtime fan of Heathers and Heathers the Musical, I'm completely offended by this. I need to listen to the original cast recording to cleanse my brain now

    • @katiem5051
      @katiem5051 5 лет назад +8

      How about FREEZE your brain???
      I'm sorry I'll let myself out

    • @cristenkray5192
      @cristenkray5192 4 года назад

      Seriously. The way I got physically sick when I saw clips of the show. I didn’t even watch the whole episode bc NO.

  • @theklavasiliou2624
    @theklavasiliou2624 5 лет назад +102

    I haven't hatched Riverdale for a long time but I've seen a few compilations of this episode and I couldn't understand if the wipping sound when they flipped their hair was edited in by the person who made the video or if it was in the original episode.

  • @autdummy
    @autdummy 5 лет назад +52

    12:58 Lol the aliens from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals has infected Riverdale. It cannon

    • @crickling
      @crickling 5 лет назад +7

      dont do the aliens singing ability like that

  • @karinasalazar6919
    @karinasalazar6919 5 лет назад +177

    Lili Reinhart is actually a great singer, its just a bad script all around.

  • @reyrapids63
    @reyrapids63 5 лет назад +18

    I love how they took Heather, an actually good musical about teenage angst with actual dark themes and like, stretched it super thin over flimsy cash grab show in a desperate attempt to stay relevant.

  • @anyakathryn6822
    @anyakathryn6822 5 лет назад +28

    I’d rather watch a high school production of Rent where nobody is allowed to mention aids or stripping, than watch an entire episode of Riverdale.

  • @emtherealist8150
    @emtherealist8150 5 лет назад +43

    Casey + Riverdale = ENDGAME

  • @OneXaKo
    @OneXaKo 5 лет назад +29

    it just came to my mind. aren't there any music classes in acting schools? pretty sure most actors that went to actual acting schools have some background in music, whether it's singing or playing instruments. it just doesn't seem that way for riverdale. but I might be wrong.

  • @peterk.9571
    @peterk.9571 5 лет назад +54

    Ok but Jughead playing JD had to be the writers being self aware there's no way that was a coincidence

    • @sanyareza
      @sanyareza 5 лет назад +4

      Sweet Pea is playing JD. Not Jughear

  • @fiona9092
    @fiona9092 5 лет назад +33

    i love that everyone just hates what they did to heathers

  • @kaelynevans1874
    @kaelynevans1874 3 года назад +5

    The first few seconds of “Candy Store” began and all I could think was “where are the harmonies?” (Heathers, both the film and the musical, is iconic in itself- it’s definitely worth a watch)

  • @pythonissamxedits
    @pythonissamxedits 5 лет назад +111

    I'm so excited because I know how awful this episode is

  • @dummybabby2438
    @dummybabby2438 5 лет назад +35

    Riverdale really went in the musical route huh?? bruh wot i'm livid!!

  • @worldofimaginationreality2601
    @worldofimaginationreality2601 5 лет назад +16

    Cheryl and the pink hair girl (Toni) are dating since season 2, they're fighting on this episode because they broke up in the previous one, but came back together on this one

  • @PaolaMancera
    @PaolaMancera 5 лет назад +33

    lmaooo those whipping sound effects were such an interesting editing choose, i just wanna know who came up with it and who approved it????

  • @mackenzie_little7386
    @mackenzie_little7386 5 лет назад +46

    Since the actors are “supposed” to be high school students they had to use the high school lyrics for all the songs so that’s why Candy Store sounds a bit off

    • @poetrymafia27
      @poetrymafia27 5 лет назад +9

      lmao I thought it was Riverdale’s patented “quirkiness” but either way... vomit 🤒

  • @catandthemouse1
    @catandthemouse1 5 лет назад +67

    the fact that you have no idea what heathers is and have only seen one season of riverdale is ICONIC

  • @TheRave1214
    @TheRave1214 5 лет назад +34

    When they are all clapping like that is because they are all in a cult😭

  • @izzyw2525
    @izzyw2525 5 лет назад +77

    The tea better be good I clicked off of glee for this

    • @aaliyahkatarina7791
      @aaliyahkatarina7791 5 лет назад +11

      Now THAT'S dedication!

    • @cristenkray5192
      @cristenkray5192 4 года назад +1

      OOP- which season? If it was the first three seasons, wow that’s dedication. Anything after the middle of Season 4... I’d click off too. 💀

  • @melynnejimenez8242
    @melynnejimenez8242 5 лет назад +26

    Nobody:
    Riverdale: *WE CAN BE SEVENTEEEEEEN*

  • @pagesinked
    @pagesinked 5 лет назад +17

    Riverdale keeps trying to evolve into Glee like some kind of Pokemon. Lmao 😂

  • @sugarf4iry
    @sugarf4iry 5 лет назад +24

    The actors who play Archie and Betty legitimately think the show and script is good, they went on a whole rant about ppl talking shit about riverdale on twitter and Instagram

    • @adyaparamitaputripratama2786
      @adyaparamitaputripratama2786 4 месяца назад

      WAIT, WHERE CAN I SEE THIS??? I NEED A FULL IN LORE ABOUT THIS BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW, MOST OF THE CAST WERE DISSATISFIED

  • @delcenethemanlyman9028
    @delcenethemanlyman9028 4 года назад +5

    Riverdale: Has an entire plotline about drugs, character joins a gang, oversexualizes the shit out of all female characters
    Heathers: "if you lack the balls you can go play dolls"
    Riverdale: No that's too graphic how bout "if you lack the juice go play duck duck goose"

  • @anyakathryn6822
    @anyakathryn6822 5 лет назад +11

    i mean, i auditioned for a theatre school for high school, and though musical and dance experience wasn’t required, it would be pretty hard to get in without it.

  • @s.o.2628
    @s.o.2628 5 лет назад +32

    Riverdale is too painful for me to watch directly. The only way I can deal with it is through your videos 😂

  • @qb-h792
    @qb-h792 5 лет назад +9

    “I wonder what type of crack head wrote our script this week?” 😂😂😂 LMFAO

  • @cindyl2444
    @cindyl2444 5 лет назад +31

    I have never seen nor heard of Heathers - and yes feel free to call me an uncultured swine because of it - but even though I had no idea what it was, after finally getting through the entire episode I knew enough to understand that it probably wasn't accurate.

    • @cairo7478
      @cairo7478 5 лет назад +1

      Cara Wood PLEASE IF YOU DONT AT LEAST WATCH THE MOVIE (WHICH I ADORE) PRETTY PLEASE WATCH THE MUSICAL YOU CAN FIND IT HERE ON RUclips THERES JUST SO MANY VERSIONS THO BUT UGHHHH

  • @danidkg4071
    @danidkg4071 5 лет назад +21

    no one:
    riverdale: *swoosh*

  • @helenev.5452
    @helenev.5452 5 лет назад +10

    "The hairflip sounds like Indiana Jones" lmao

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 лет назад +28

    “Who is heather?”
    _sweetie you have so much to learn_

  • @melodyhaviland9393
    @melodyhaviland9393 5 лет назад +7

    cole sprouts specifically said he would never do a musical episode but here we are

  • @augustsbestie
    @augustsbestie 3 года назад +2

    everyone in the audience watching the ending of heathers: what the hell am i watching

  • @NaNaNatalii
    @NaNaNatalii 5 лет назад +33

    THaT rEAlly blOWs

  • @booktales1687
    @booktales1687 5 лет назад +5

    The whip sound effects has me cackling

  • @muchomango11
    @muchomango11 2 года назад +2

    I can’t with them not being able to hit any of the high notes in Candy Store 💀💀💀

  • @lindsey4620
    @lindsey4620 4 года назад +3

    I cannot get over how they had to transpose candy store down so Cheryl could hit the last note

  • @luna-xr7lo
    @luna-xr7lo 5 лет назад +21

    riverdale is so confusing even if you're watching it i'm always so confused like wtf is this show about

  • @kaylieneal8994
    @kaylieneal8994 4 года назад +3

    So they can’t say “if you lack the balls you can go play dolls” but they can show Betty having a whole BDSM FANTASY???

  • @AT-tu4iu
    @AT-tu4iu 5 лет назад +15

    theres like the original cult film heathers (1988)
    its considered a very classic teen film
    people often compare it to mean girls but its very different in terms of tone and content
    they both have female mains who slowly become what they hate and complex "mean" girls
    tho heathers is more of like a dark humor thing with teen suicide and popularity mixed in with a bonnie and clyde like romance
    it kinda reminds me of scream
    i feel like you would you like it, if you like movies with teens going through surreal events

  • @janeth4319
    @janeth4319 5 лет назад +6

    i cant believe you didnt recognize 2000s teen legend chad michael murray

  • @lilip1876
    @lilip1876 5 лет назад +17

    jughead makes me emo

  • @aspen8544
    @aspen8544 5 лет назад +7

    Every lyric change was a detriment to my soul. In candy store they're supposed to be talking about cocaine, in dead girl walking there is ACTUAL SEX LMAO, big fun is supposed to have them rolling a blunt. I don't know what was worse, that, the dancing, the auto tune, the random whipping sounds, or the fact that they didn't do the plot AT ALL and no one even had a fixed character!!

  • @ryancollins5016
    @ryancollins5016 5 лет назад +15

    Illegal heathers who?

  • @amelia-nq3ew
    @amelia-nq3ew 5 лет назад +32

    When Jughead sings with Betty it sounds suspiciously like Ryan McCartan in the soundtrack 🤔

    • @patricelinman7183
      @patricelinman7183 5 лет назад +23

      I read somewhere that they looped Ryan's vocals over Cole's which is why the chorus of Seventeen suddenly sounds significantly better than the verse.

    • @charnith5017
      @charnith5017 4 года назад

      Patrice Linman why is this so funny to me

  • @juzzachannel5456
    @juzzachannel5456 5 лет назад +76

    I feel like this would´ve been a lot more interesting if you´ve watched the whole epsisode because I like the whole "no context" concept but you were so completely lost and it would´ve been cool if you were able to comment on more than just the songs, you know?
    (Before anyone comes for me: CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. It´s my opinion and just a suggestion. Not hating)

  • @hannahjwhitson
    @hannahjwhitson 5 лет назад +8

    I kinda now want a video of you listening to the Heathers soundtrack just to cleanse yourself of this injustice

  • @guadalupefigueroa7702
    @guadalupefigueroa7702 5 лет назад +5

    You insulting Toni’s outfit when I have the same shirt as her made me die laughing 😂

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +3

    Okay but why are they allowed to say "bitch and moan" which features an actual swear but they can't say "if you lack the balls" or "you could come smoke/pound some rum and coke?"
    Like you can't have your cake and autotune it too

  • @marchforth3515
    @marchforth3515 5 лет назад +32

    You should totally watch out of context scenes of Heathers but idk

  • @fiona9092
    @fiona9092 5 лет назад +17

    why does Heather M looks so much like Cher from Clueless???

  • @hope_michaela
    @hope_michaela 5 лет назад +17

    8:04 Can we all agree that that is NOT Cole Sprouce's voice???

    • @booktales1687
      @booktales1687 5 лет назад +3

      Hope Murray ohmygod is that the original jd?

    • @bernie_2003
      @bernie_2003 5 лет назад +1

      It actually is

  • @zoeyyyrose
    @zoeyyyrose 4 года назад +5

    as a theatre kid who loves heathers the musical, this episode made me actually want to throw up

  • @anunium
    @anunium 4 года назад +1

    as soon as you mentioned overlaying different audio over the scene where they're singing in each other's faces, all I could think of was when they're screaming at each other in midsommar after that girl just found out her boyfriend was cheating on her

  • @goober9156
    @goober9156 4 года назад +1

    imagine if Breaking Bad has a musical season

  • @kaylee9045
    @kaylee9045 5 лет назад +4

    Look, I’m here to support your channel, but do you know how incredibly painful it was to watch this? As a Heathers fan, not only having to see what they did to my favorite musical, but also knowing this is really your only encounter with the music HURTS. But I don’t want you to starve, so here I am, 17 minutes and 33 seconds later

    • @kaylee9045
      @kaylee9045 5 лет назад +1

      Casey Aonso DAFSKFKGKK IM JUST DOING MY PART

  • @paytonb3487
    @paytonb3487 5 лет назад +11

    cole seemed so uncomfortable. he definitely didn’t want to do it. but his voice is great. they shouldn’t have forced it, but i loved his voice bc it literally killed meeeeee

  • @lance5600
    @lance5600 5 лет назад +8

    They👏🏼butchered👏🏼Candy👏🏼Store. BUTCH. ERED.

  • @piper8801
    @piper8801 4 года назад +1

    riverdale heathers hurts my soul as a theater kid. it makes me sick

  • @nadiar.4638
    @nadiar.4638 4 года назад +2

    "Who is wearing 4 inch heels to math class?"
    Me: 😶 remembering that time when I forgot my classes were switched and my animal behaviour theory class switched with my animal behaviour practical class and I was wearing 4 inch heels when my professor expected us to run after some sheep in a field. Ended up running without shoes

  • @NaNaNatalii
    @NaNaNatalii 5 лет назад +14

    I'm sorry about your loss (airpod).

    • @NaNaNatalii
      @NaNaNatalii 5 лет назад +1

      @@caseyaonso4270 Such strong people as you inspire me!

  • @pennywied9943
    @pennywied9943 5 лет назад +1

    I get unnaturally angry when i think about the writers completely dodging the fact that they are high schoolers

  • @mayagabrielle96
    @mayagabrielle96 4 года назад +2

    “Can you imagine doing this in real life?” All the theatre kids LIVE it in real life 🤧

  • @Saraht4
    @Saraht4 5 лет назад +17

    Lol Riverdale is peak cringe but I like watching it when I literary have nothing to do.

  • @sweetlydreamgirl
    @sweetlydreamgirl 5 лет назад +3

    I think the reason why riverdale does a lot of musical episodes is because writers from riverdale were also writers of glee, so they kind of just make it “glee like” by adding musical episodes.