@toaster strudel i have a huge conspiracy theory that riverdale is just the writers reading different fanfics and fan theories and just... letting that do the work [i have no proof but a feeling in my heart]
toaster strudel, tbh I’ve seen fanfics on mychemicalromancefanfiction.com with better writing than Riverdale. (I swear if that’s an actual website I will cry.)
The worst writing in Riverdale has got to be: ‘I dropped out in 4TH GRADE to RUN DRUGS to SUPPORT MY NANA’ ‘Then you don’t know how good high school football is’
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
@@moondustshine9381 Because in the film industry, higher ups are usually old white men. The hierarchy doesn't usually include women and those of color, unfortunately
Y’know Zoey 101, Victorious, iCarly, they had it all wrong. They needed cults and witches and edgy characters saying stilted dialogue. For shame, for shame.
gonna go super quickly with all the stuff from so far s1 cheryl’s brother jason gets shot after plotting to run away with betty’s sister polly. a new girl also comes. her name is veronica lodge. polly gets pregnant and they find out who shot jason. s2 a group of people in black hoods plot to kill “sinners” and betty and jughead believe it must be behind veronica’s father. they then find out that it was actually betty’s dad, and they send him to jail. s3 (where it gets confusing) i’m gonna try to explain it as in depth as possible because it is still confusing for me because the season isn’t over yet after archie gets blamed for murdering Cassidy, he gets set to a camp where they control boys and force them to fight until they bleed. the person in charge of this was playing a game called g and g. the game was originally made for the sisters of quiet mercy, who takes in girls that are sinners. (gay girls, murderers, mentally unstable girls) they made the game for the girls to focus on something else other than what was going on in there other lives. They also take drugs during the games. the drugs made them hulcinate the gargoyle king. they had taken in cheryl and polly before, but then they take in betty. after betty escapes and takes all of the children in that were in the sisters of quiet mercy. they then find out the person who was pretending to be the gargoyle king. and that’s where we are so far if you have any questions then ask bc it wasn’t very in depth
i don’t watch riverdale but i hope it keeps going so we can keep clowning on it lmao where else would we get such gems as: “we’re eNdGaMe archie” “the gargoyle king wants me and jughead to be together” “SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER” “i’m breathing down your neck. _can you feel it?_” “you’ll never get to experience the epic highs and lows of high school football”
The Riverdale writers just LOVE throwing in buzzwords literally wherever without even thinking about using them right like..."fascist", "toxic masculinity", shit like that. They'll literally throw together anything to try and sound woke
I think he used to actually like it, cause he said many times that when he red the script he decided he "just needed to get the role of Jughead". But that was about the first season, so maybe his opinion changed since they turned the entire character upside down. I mean, he was supposed to be this nerdy, intelectual, food-loving lone wolf. And they turned him into the leader of a criminal gang, running around yelling at people and peeling of women's skin. -_- Honestly, can you even blame Cole for not being able to pull that of?
kittenheart he’s a Disney kid, so that explains why a lot of his acting is so dramatic n stuff. But he definitely should have fixed that as his career progressed, and do SOMETHING to fix his greasy as hell hair
My dad`s in an actual motorcycle club and everytime the Serpents come on-- in the rare occasion I do watch Riverdale, it`s so cringy bc the writer obviously didn`t do their research to make it realistic.
Yeah, the show feels like they based it off some Bughead fanfiction. I don't think that they are that terrible as a couple - I mean, definitely better than Veronica and Archie - but it is really upsetting that there was a chance to finally have some asexual character, and they just had to turn him into normal heterosexual guy. There are literally no aces represented in TV shows or movies. No wonder there are people out there who've never even heard of asexuality, let alone believe in it.
@@a_grape_in_space1016 Wait, really? I was meaning to start watching that show cause I heard from friends that it's really good. I guess I have another reason to finally watch it. :D
I actually love it. They are the next Oscar winning actors, the plot it's perfect... Just kidding, it's so shitty that it's entertaining. It's like Gossip Girl, you just can't look away
@toaster strudel same! It's a love hate relationship. I also grew up reading Archie comics, and I love Cole Sprouse so at first I thought it was nostalgia but with each new season I just enjoy seeing what ridiculous "plot twists" the writers can add in one episode in attempt to resolve unanswered questions they forgot to cover
words like "ragamuffins" and phrases like "you wanted fire? my specialty is ice" need to be coming from an *incredibly specific kind of character* to work. and that character is not edgy "deadpan snarker" highschool girl
riverdale is absolutely trash but there’s something so fascinating abt the show. it’s so terrible but terribly enticing so i rlly haven’t been able to NOT watch the show
i love all of the scenes when the serpants pull knives. they're all so tall and they pull these tiny little knives out and try to look intimidating, but fail miserably lol. their energy is way to big for the baby knives.
Lol, I'm a feminist but I don't mention that every time I meet someone. I'm also a pizza-lover but everything needs contexts lol, I'm not gonna it every 8 minutes with random "woke" comments. 😂😂
I hate how the mainstream media pretends to be "woke" in the most contrived way possible as a cash grab which is delegitimizing and exploitative and insulting. It pisses me off to no end. Of course Veronica the spoiled rich girl would be the "woke" one because Capitalism cuz you know, Capitalism is a result of patriarchy! Logic!
While I do enjoy The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, I can't stand Riverdale! It tries so hard to be like Dawsons, a murder mystery, and edgy, it fails!
I dislike the Sabrina show because of it associating witchcraft/witches and/or wiccans/pagans with the Christian Satan 💀 As a wiccan myself, it makes me very uncomfy lmao
Violet Raven I’m not sure what episode it is but she said it to Fred Andrews. I saw it on a ‘Riverdale has bad writing’ compilation posted by ‘just Audrey’
As a heathers stan, it’s embarrassing. The shitty tv series ruined the movie and now this is going to ruin the musical. I would be fine and excited for this if it wasn’t for the fan base. Riverdale fans are the stupidest little bitches ever, kj apa posted a picture of him in the Westerberg jacket since he’s playing Kurt, and the fans in the comments were just like “Ooo what’s THAT mean?” “The W stands for Wanker 😝” “Wiverale” and even VANESSA MORGAN (Toni on the show) commented “West side high.” Wtf?? Do they not know that things relating to other fandoms don’t have to relate to Riverdale? I even commented on KJ’s post saying “I love how the non heathers fans have no idea what the fuck is going on” and got a few likes, then I checked back 10 minutes later and I could not find my comment. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he deleted it because Riverdale stars are so defensive of their own garbage show.
Cole Sprouts is normally fine until he has to actually read the script then it goes downhill very quickly. Like him pulling out that knife was pretty rad. That entering the house with the knife and his gang was kinda terrible though but I’m not sure even Bruce Willis could make that work.
Not really his acting is perfect example of disney channel acting, but true tho noone would save that scene. it supposed to look intimidating but, like I open my mail with knifes bigger than shit they had 😂
Karaetify nahhhh did you see him in Five Feet Apart? He was really good. He’s a great actor but when the script is trash, his acting doesn’t do very well.
Fierce? No. Look at that part where she hikes up her knees while facing away from the audience? What the heck is that? Sexy? It'd be an achievement for a woman to *not* be able to pull off volleyball shorts.
also concerning Sabrina and the teenage witch thing, there's literally one episode where they make the girl stance thing club for the school and then???? never mention again??? idk it always bugged me 😂
I will admit, I loved the first season (mostly because of the mystery) but now, I just cant stand it. I tried to watch season 2 but it was horrible and the acting was just, no. Like it was so obvious who the black mask or whatever was and it's just ugh. And everybody says it's getting worse so I don't think I'll ever watch it again. (Oops)
So if anyone is wondering what riverdale is, here it is At first it’s about a murder mystery, and then there’s a killer who wears a black hood killing “sinners”, there’s a little superhero group going on called the red circle, which turns into a dark circle who sets things on fire. Then by season 3 a board game controls the town and possesses people, meanwhile teenagers are in prison with an underground boxing thing, oh also there’s a farm which collects human organs and is run by a guy with a rocket ship and multiple girlfriends, one of them is his “daughter” btw. I have no idea what happened in season 4, but now in season 5 there’s a “7 year time jump” which is actually only a 1 year time jump where they all instantly became teachers and now there’s a “mothman” and alien stuff going on. Who knows what’s next.
10:14 When you're in high school but you're also middle aged moms having a girls night but you're also eleven-year-olds at a sleepover but you're also a bunch of retired old people in a senior home. That's literally what this scene is.
100% honestly. riverdale was at one point, an ACTUAL good show (my opinion!!) and i loved it to death. now the only reason i put up with the trash storyline and writing is because i’ve created a special love for the cast and a few of the characters. i can’t help but cringe in most scenes but i put up with it. sometimes when i watch the “veronica/betty and trash writing” i literally am shook because i don’t realize sometimes how annoying the writing is 🤦🏽♀️
when casey paused the video after cole sprouse saying “for how long? one month? three months?” ik im not the only one who thought of that scene from the Office with dwight.. “could be, yes, that’s a realistic timeline”
I don't even know how Riverdale got so dark! But I loved the comics so I gave the show a chance. But its so cringey with Veronica's character alone. But it has good moments.
I hate how they constantly use each other’s names in like every scene… presumably so the teenage audience can keep up?? Idk it’s always “ok Betty…” “right jughead” “archie, Cheryl and blah blah are on their way” like… it’s so extra. We getttt it lol
Every writer tries to be the next Joss Whedon. He created a type of dialogue in Buffy that every show after had tried to imitate. From Glee, to Smallville to Riverdale. And none of it has worked.
@@Frooti.loopz23The floating babies was a hallucination. I watch the show (guilty pleasure, it's trash but I can't look away) and I don't think the writer's even know what it's about anymore. I swear they plot out the episodes and story arcs by spinning a wheel.
This is gold. I've been hate-watching Season 3, and it's so fucking bizarre. My fiancé has actually been enjoying it, and he said it was good, and I just...no, I'm sorry, it's objectively bad. But it is very, very funny. Like, the last episode had way too many mentions of eggs. Pretty sure they were just hungry when they wrote the script...?
@@caseyaonso4270 Honestly! My favourite part was right at the beginning, when Jughead's usual pretentious narration set it and he was like "No hero's tale is ever complete without a self-imposed exile..." or something like that, and it immediately cut to a shot of Archie cooking eggs and I was like "EGGS-ILE? Did they really do that?"
"My mom sat me down at the edge of my canopy bed." Glad she specified the type of bed. Necessary and natural.
@toaster strudel i have a huge conspiracy theory that riverdale is just the writers reading different fanfics and fan theories and just... letting that do the work [i have no proof but a feeling in my heart]
Sheryl Yaseen someone made a meme out of this on tumblr lol
toaster strudel some watt pad fanfics are better than riverdale writing
toaster strudel, tbh I’ve seen fanfics on mychemicalromancefanfiction.com with better writing than Riverdale. (I swear if that’s an actual website I will cry.)
Par Ty it is
"I'm Cheryl Blossom AKA Cheryl Bombshell, which means I need no reason, I simply, AM. FeEl fREe To tReMbLe"
Ashlynn
She stole that from Apocalypse from x-men the animated series.
_"Evil? I am not malevolent. I simply am!"_
@@alexthelizardking oh nice, didn't know that
I LOST IT when it heard this
😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘we gotta get the girls together and take back the patriarchy’ is absolutely something Veronica would say without an OUNCE of irony
Hasn't she already said it?? I feel like she has 😂🤧
i read that in her voice tf
CaLm dOwN taLL bOi
Lol
i feel like they speak in pinterest quotes??
😂 😂 😂
Don't insult pinterest😂😂
How dare you put Pinterest and riverdale on the same level 😒 you should be ashamed
HAHAHAH
Correction: just girly things quotes
“I’m breathing down your neck, can you feel it” when I first saw that scene I just thought of “are you feeling it now Mr Krabs”
Alana Gorman omg Same and i also cringed so hard
Jughead is basically the boy version of “I’m not like other girls”
We call them softboy or tumblr boys
He's a soft boy ruclips.net/video/QY8HvboEv6U/видео.html
He literaly says THAT exact qoute...
No, he's my husband
Tiffany Woolworth i hope thats an ironic joke
Notice how all the scenes are Veronica
XxAcm PlaysxX right! She’s so god damn annoying
ok zoomer k
Casey said at the beginning that is was a compilation OF veronica, so yes. The scenes are of veronica
I love ur username-
The worst writing in Riverdale has got to be:
‘I dropped out in 4TH GRADE to RUN DRUGS to SUPPORT MY NANA’
‘Then you don’t know how good high school football is’
Casey Aonso who deals drugs in FOURTH GRADE??
I THOUGHT THAT WAS FAKE
Update y’all: I found it on twitter
Link: mobile.twitter.com/cw_riverdale/status/1053677226942652416?lang=en
wasn't the line "then you know the highs and lows of high school football"
WHO DROPS OUT OF 4TH GRADE TO RUN DRUGS
I dropped out of the fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana
Then you’ve never known the epic highs and lows of high school football
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.
peachette is Valid preach you shista
unrelated but your pfp is immaculate
Completely random but do you know how satisfying that was to see the likes go from 999 to 1K after I liked it. *chefs kiss*
Don't forget the lil hand gesture
Paimon is NOT emergency food!!!
Riverdale is why we need to stop letting old white men write TV shows for teenage girls
LOUDER‼️
@@moondustshine9381 Because in the film industry, higher ups are usually old white men. The hierarchy doesn't usually include women and those of color, unfortunately
We need people that ACTUALLY know how teenagers are to make teenage shows..Like-
hi sisters Fucking teens? I honestly don’t know lmao.
This isn’t only for teenage girls you know?
Jughead is like the entirety of the soft boy epidemic in one person... and it’s meme gold
idk if u watch kurtis conner or not but if you do...
*_nut_*
it’s ur boy UR ARTSY HUH??????
it’s ur boy yes kurtis
Extra greeting anyone?
it’s ur boy we love a niche meme g o d
*_"SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER"_* *_" I BEG YOUR MISOGYNISTIC PARDON???!?!?!?"_* i screamed
Y’know Zoey 101, Victorious, iCarly, they had it all wrong. They needed cults and witches and edgy characters saying stilted dialogue. For shame, for shame.
Only one comment and 1k likes whaaaaaat
u joke but victorious absolutely would've been improved by a cult subplot
"Who talks to their parents like that?" LITERALLY MEEEE WHENEVER THESE KIDS INTERACT WITH THE ADULTS
Who even talks to their parents
jughead is like that kid in middle school who listened exclusively to my chemical romance
aka me now
Me in college
naira gonzalez Okay relatable
I feel attacked
Me but with a little Kpop and South African music
gonna go super quickly with all the stuff from so far
s1 cheryl’s brother jason gets shot after plotting to run away with betty’s sister polly. a new girl also comes. her name is veronica lodge. polly gets pregnant and they find out who shot jason.
s2 a group of people in black hoods plot to kill “sinners” and betty and jughead believe it must be behind veronica’s father. they then find out that it was actually betty’s dad, and they send him to jail.
s3 (where it gets confusing) i’m gonna try to explain it as in depth as possible because it is still confusing for me because the season isn’t over yet
after archie gets blamed for murdering Cassidy, he gets set to a camp where they control boys and force them to fight until they bleed. the person in charge of this was playing a game called g and g. the game was originally made for the sisters of quiet mercy, who takes in girls that are sinners. (gay girls, murderers, mentally unstable girls) they made the game for the girls to focus on something else other than what was going on in there other lives. They also take drugs during the games. the drugs made them hulcinate the gargoyle king. they had taken in cheryl and polly before, but then they take in betty. after betty escapes and takes all of the children in that were in the sisters of quiet mercy. they then find out the person who was pretending to be the gargoyle king. and that’s where we are so far if you have any questions then ask bc it wasn’t very in depth
What the fuck did i just read? :O
i knew it, the writers of riverdale are 12 year olds from wattpad who writes high school teenfic
Lame Cat wattpad riverdale fanfiction is much better than the actual show 😂😂😂😂😂
Lame Cat this is an insult to 12 year olds everywhere
@@kaydenfeldman3456 stop insulting my age. I can literally write a script 50x better
@@nyahh8992 wow can't take a fucking joke. get a grip. everyone nowadays takes everything as offensive. ya'll need to calm down.
@@lamecat7041 dude! I wasn't even angry or anything
Ahh yes I love turning my volume up to hear the videos being played and then you loudly cackling right in the mic.
It be like that
i don’t watch riverdale but i hope it keeps going so we can keep clowning on it lmao
where else would we get such gems as:
“we’re eNdGaMe archie”
“the gargoyle king wants me and jughead to be together”
“SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER”
“i’m breathing down your neck. _can you feel it?_”
“you’ll never get to experience the epic highs and lows of high school football”
"i'm weird. i'm a weirdo."
everytime veronica says "daddy"
"in this day and age of netflix and VOD"
"yOu'Re a ChEeRLeAdEr fOr gOd's sAKe"
Don’t forget “I know those abs anywhere”
that last one always gets me
The last one is the best.
dont forget "the serpent queen is a warrior queen"
The Riverdale writers just LOVE throwing in buzzwords literally wherever without even thinking about using them right like..."fascist", "toxic masculinity", shit like that. They'll literally throw together anything to try and sound woke
I honestly can't tell if Cole Sprouse doesn't really care about the role/show, or he just gets the WORST lines
I think he used to actually like it, cause he said many times that when he red the script he decided he "just needed to get the role of Jughead". But that was about the first season, so maybe his opinion changed since they turned the entire character upside down. I mean, he was supposed to be this nerdy, intelectual, food-loving lone wolf. And they turned him into the leader of a criminal gang, running around yelling at people and peeling of women's skin. -_- Honestly, can you even blame Cole for not being able to pull that of?
He’s just a bad actor
@@becca-de6so (honestly I was going to say that as well but got scared of people coming for me LMAO)
a e r people only defend him cause he’s hot if he was unattractive then people would be so much more critical of his “acting” skills imo
kittenheart he’s a Disney kid, so that explains why a lot of his acting is so dramatic n stuff. But he definitely should have fixed that as his career progressed, and do SOMETHING to fix his greasy as hell hair
"Why is she wearing glasses?"
A better point: why are they sitting on the edge of her nose? :/ push them up, Karen.
i have never understood why the glasses are placed like that it looks so uncomfortable and unnatural 😭
love how riverdale is if a terrible wattpad fanfic became a tv show
dany it’s gotten to the point where hollywood are actually turning fanfics into movies so this is what our world has come too😂🤣
a f Kissing book the TV show.
a f The wattpad originally a harry styles fan fic Story “After” has been turned in to a film
Ez it’s upsetting how Hollywood went this far-
dany Agreed
riverdale is just a tumblr post from 2011
Camila is honestly such a great actress saying all that cringey shit without cracking up 😂
Bruh id quitttt or get fireeedd like id never be able to finish a damn sceneee 😂
AGREED plus she went to tisch at NYU and you have to be a good actor to get into that acting program lol
Or Madeleine
Mollie Maxon right umm her acting and madelaine’s is horrible
Ugh, to me, her acting is horrible. I feel like she has no emotional depth.
I feel for the actors man, the writers of this show really did them dirty
Where tf was Veronica saying 'Archiekins' and 'daddykins'?
DOES SHE REALLY SAY DADDYKINS
Book Tales she does and it's terrible
archie kins archie andrews from the og comics
Shopkins
ᴀ ʀ ɪ ᴇ. LMFAOOAAO
Season 1 was really good, and honestly s2 and s3 are so fucking weird, but what do you expect it’s the CW.
My dad`s in an actual motorcycle club and everytime the Serpents come on-- in the rare occasion I do watch Riverdale, it`s so cringy bc the writer obviously didn`t do their research to make it realistic.
omg i cant believe they didn't make their gang scenes realistic thats so heartbreaking
Can we talk about how all the older serpents just disappeared but FP and he’s just like surrounded by the younger serpents. LIKE IM CONFUSED
I grew up around many Biker Clubs, a few 1%. None of them act like that... Well... 99% of them don't act like that...
like someone said on twitter the serpents are not a gang theyre an after school club lmao they cant even do drugs
HOLY FUCKKKK I WAS FUCKING RIGHTT THE OLDER GUY WAS THE GARGOLE KING OR SOME SHITT I KNEW HE DIDNT JUST DISAPPEAR FOR NO REASON WOWOOWOWWO IM SO SMART
nobody makes fun of riverdale more than the fans bc we actually know what’s going on
lol exactly
yeah, not really, maybe the so called fans?
I used to be a fan but now I just watch it to make fun of it 😂😂😂
I have watched riverdale. I could not tell you what's going on If I tried
i beg your misogynistic pardon??? aldkjakjdf i died
it took me 50 fucking times to say that
I was thinking the same thing 😂 “I beg your misogynistic pardon?” Like dude nobody says that 💀
Lol I read this minute she said it
😂😂😂😂
Remember when Jugass was supposed to asexual?
Me neither
Yeah, the show feels like they based it off some Bughead fanfiction. I don't think that they are that terrible as a couple - I mean, definitely better than Veronica and Archie - but it is really upsetting that there was a chance to finally have some asexual character, and they just had to turn him into normal heterosexual guy. There are literally no aces represented in TV shows or movies. No wonder there are people out there who've never even heard of asexuality, let alone believe in it.
+Violet Raven Thankfully we have Todd in Bojack Horseman (just imagine he's real not drawn)
@@Eris_Norregard Actually, Raphael Santiago is a confirmed asexual character! He's in the show Shadowhunters.
@@a_grape_in_space1016 Wait, really? I was meaning to start watching that show cause I heard from friends that it's really good. I guess I have another reason to finally watch it. :D
@@a_grape_in_space1016 Yes but Shadowhunters is basically the worst show from the worst book series ever
It's shocking that there's people out there who unironically like the show lmfao
hyungwon's lips that’s just really sad tbh
I actually love it. They are the next Oscar winning actors, the plot it's perfect... Just kidding, it's so shitty that it's entertaining. It's like Gossip Girl, you just can't look away
@toaster strudel same! It's a love hate relationship. I also grew up reading Archie comics, and I love Cole Sprouse so at first I thought it was nostalgia but with each new season I just enjoy seeing what ridiculous "plot twists" the writers can add in one episode in attempt to resolve unanswered questions they forgot to cover
the only thing i like about the show is jughead and even he is 😂😂 iffy
I like the show but I know it’s pure hot garbage. But like I can’t stop watching... it’s trash and I know it’s trash but
words like "ragamuffins" and phrases like "you wanted fire? my specialty is ice" need to be coming from an *incredibly specific kind of character* to work. and that character is not edgy "deadpan snarker" highschool girl
riverdale is absolutely trash but there’s something so fascinating abt the show. it’s so terrible but terribly enticing so i rlly haven’t been able to NOT watch the show
fai ali I think it’s the way it’s filmed that builds a lotta drama and keeps you interested. Camera crew does a helluva job, tbh
Ok so I’m not alone
It's like watching a building burning down. It's sad but you can't look away.
You just described my feelings about the show in ways I couldn't
EXACTLY, same thing with dynasty, it’s such a horrible show. but i just want to keep watching
Whenever they try to be "woke" it just reminds me of some Instagram girl trying to subtly push a product. Idk, I just get the same fake woke vibe
riverdale is literally the epitome of trashy writing
Bitch naw
Tied with Supergirl.
Every fanfic ever 😂
but trashy can be good, in a sense that it can be funny and entertaining but riverfail is such a fucking mess and a complete drag
Pair trashy writing and great actors, and you'll have an amazing show
i love all of the scenes when the serpants pull knives. they're all so tall and they pull these tiny little knives out and try to look intimidating, but fail miserably lol. their energy is way to big for the baby knives.
Lol, I'm a feminist but I don't mention that every time I meet someone. I'm also a pizza-lover but everything needs contexts lol, I'm not gonna it every 8 minutes with random "woke" comments. 😂😂
Sarah Toussaint Exactly!
I beg your misogynistic pardon?
Sarah Toussaint Maybe you don’t say woke things every second because you’ve never experienced the highs and lows of Highschool football...
@@stefannydvorak7919 thats because i had to drop out of fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana
I hate how the mainstream media pretends to be "woke" in the most contrived way possible as a cash grab which is delegitimizing and exploitative and insulting. It pisses me off to no end. Of course Veronica the spoiled rich girl would be the "woke" one because Capitalism cuz you know, Capitalism is a result of patriarchy! Logic!
"SHUT THE HELL UP IMPOSTER" LMAOO WHEN I TELL Y'ALL I YELLED 😭😭💀
TAKe. THiS. THE HELL............ down
Gramatically incorrect
No
Plop Plop it’s a line in the show
That awkward pause like she forgot what she was saying
the granola king
ALL HAIL THE GRANOLA KING 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
I'm a weirdo
Have you seen me without this hat on. It’s weird.
Probably one of my favorite iconic lines in Riverdale said by Jughead.
I don’t fit in and I don’t **epic hand jesture** wanna fit in
😂
I don't fiT in and I don't **wipe** wanna fit in
no IM radio rebel
While I do enjoy The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, I can't stand Riverdale! It tries so hard to be like Dawsons, a murder mystery, and edgy, it fails!
I dislike the Sabrina show because of it associating witchcraft/witches and/or wiccans/pagans with the Christian Satan 💀
As a wiccan myself, it makes me very uncomfy lmao
@@IATEALLTHECHEESE Has there been shows/movies that portrayed Wiccanism in a good light?
@@bethanyvarre9142 the original Sabrina cartoon did apparently!
I feel like riverdale wanted to be the pll or gg of it's time but just turned into a wattpad story gone wrong after season 1
Shayan fr
FACTS SIS
DEAD XD
FOR REAL
Even GG is more relatable and real, and they were crazy rich people
"I am so over the toxic masculinity in this hallway right now!"
translation: "Stop"
careful, if the riverdale cast sees this theyre going to whine about it on twitter 😔✊
Casey Aonso they did
Casey Aonso yeah search up Elijah Daniel riverdale
‘ *CaLm DoWn maTure RiVerDaLe AdULt CasT* ‘
nice try, eminEm
oh no the cast would agree but the writers would whine about it
I feel like that guy you were thinking of looks like a less hot Dave Franco maybe?
Ikr
Just me and my friends having a cool high school party with red wine in stemless wine glasses.
Don't forget one is emo. Thats important. And weird, apparently.
Trash Can he’s a weirdo come on now lmao
You don’t want to know who the gargoyle king is
I know right it was so underwhelming
I don’t think it is tall boy though
Also Cheryl actually says her friends dad is ‘looking extremely dilfy’ WHAT
Wait, what? :DDD I watch every episode, but I somehow missed this. When did she said that, and for heaven's sake, about WHO?
Violet Raven I’m not sure what episode it is but she said it to Fred Andrews. I saw it on a ‘Riverdale has bad writing’ compilation posted by ‘just Audrey’
LMAOO
I WOULD SAY THAT BUT ONLY AS A JOKE WHAT
5:31 I really hope those are drugs and Veronica did not just shell out $115 for some pixie sticks
Congrats Anna Todd for getting a job as a writer for Riverdale! So proud of her!
Angelica Schuyler OMG. No wonder why it so cringe (sarcasm indeed)
ILOVEHAMILTON :0
Sorry but..
Eliza is the best sister..
The REAL Kiki 🥳 you speaketh thee truth
tOXiC mAsCULiniTy
they're making a new musical episode based on heathers...
hasn't the heathers fandom been through enough?
Oh my god no i cant i swear heathers needs to be left alone
idkbuthi lmaooo
As a heathers stan, it’s embarrassing. The shitty tv series ruined the movie and now this is going to ruin the musical. I would be fine and excited for this if it wasn’t for the fan base. Riverdale fans are the stupidest little bitches ever, kj apa posted a picture of him in the Westerberg jacket since he’s playing Kurt, and the fans in the comments were just like “Ooo what’s THAT mean?” “The W stands for Wanker 😝” “Wiverale” and even VANESSA MORGAN (Toni on the show) commented “West side high.” Wtf?? Do they not know that things relating to other fandoms don’t have to relate to Riverdale? I even commented on KJ’s post saying “I love how the non heathers fans have no idea what the fuck is going on” and got a few likes, then I checked back 10 minutes later and I could not find my comment. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he deleted it because Riverdale stars are so defensive of their own garbage show.
idkbuthi FR SIS
Im from the future and jesus fucking christ
I love how Veronica says 90% of these lines
Cole Sprouts is normally fine until he has to actually read the script then it goes downhill very quickly. Like him pulling out that knife was pretty rad. That entering the house with the knife and his gang was kinda terrible though but I’m not sure even Bruce Willis could make that work.
Not really his acting is perfect example of disney channel acting, but true tho noone would save that scene. it supposed to look intimidating but, like I open my mail with knifes bigger than shit they had 😂
Karaetify nahhhh did you see him in Five Feet Apart? He was really good. He’s a great actor but when the script is trash, his acting doesn’t do very well.
@@prttyrose3156 Also I feel like his casting was wrong, Cole doesn't really fit the role of Jughead
They took our foodie ace king Jughead and thought “that, men, is the face of a monster”
20:08 DOES ANYONE REMEMBER ON TUMBLR THIS SCENE BEING PRAISED AS FIERCE AND SEXY 😂🤣
Jesus sexy an fierce where. They cant even dance
I thought it was a good scene when I first saw it but looking back at it now and oml the dancing is just.... no.... please....
I'm not a dancer but the first time i saw it i was just *WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGG*
Fierce? No. Look at that part where she hikes up her knees while facing away from the audience? What the heck is that?
Sexy? It'd be an achievement for a woman to *not* be able to pull off volleyball shorts.
hyungwon's lips I remember EVERYONE obsessing over that scene
how to do a feminist character: brienne of tarth
how not to do a feminist character: this
*Casy reacting to videos mocking riverdale that are also way better than riverdale for 21 minutes straight*
also concerning Sabrina and the teenage witch thing, there's literally one episode where they make the girl stance thing club for the school and then???? never mention again??? idk it always bugged me 😂
@@caseyaonso4270 😂😂
I will admit, I loved the first season (mostly because of the mystery) but now, I just cant stand it. I tried to watch season 2 but it was horrible and the acting was just, no. Like it was so obvious who the black mask or whatever was and it's just ugh. And everybody says it's getting worse so I don't think I'll ever watch it again. (Oops)
Casey Aonso **spoilers** lol
it's Betty's dad
I liked season 1 & 2 season 3 is trash
I can't stop laughing at that knife scene
i watch the show but i always laugh when watching it because NOTHING makes sense lol
you should! i kind of love the show for it lol.
Riverdale is like a collection of those eccentric lines you think of after an argument is over
second wave of _riverdale_ fans approaching after the _after_ war
I wish you good luck
@@caseyaonso4270 I'm already here....
I have to admit, this show might be crazy,but it’s so addicting! I’m not going to hate on someone because they don’t like it, though!
Sometimes I manage to forget that Archie’s real name is ARcHiBaLd...
they write their scripts like Hilary Clintons campaign speech lmao
At least that's a speech, not just normal everyday words coming out a 15 year old's mouth.
the cast actually think it’s a good show as well... just see elijah daniel’s twitter feud with them lmao
veronica lodge is like water downed version of blair waldorf
that’s disrespectful to Blair Waldorf
She ain't got nothing on Waldorf
For me it seems like they trying too hard to make her seem like Blair Waldorf
blair would hate and outwit her
@@jordanjones4614 Yes, this is more like that. They tried and failed inmensily
I’m actually crying!! When you kept hearing f*ckhead I CANT
*I BEG YOUR MISOGYNISTIC PARDON*
So if anyone is wondering what riverdale is, here it is
At first it’s about a murder mystery, and then there’s a killer who wears a black hood killing “sinners”, there’s a little superhero group going on called the red circle, which turns into a dark circle who sets things on fire. Then by season 3 a board game controls the town and possesses people, meanwhile teenagers are in prison with an underground boxing thing, oh also there’s a farm which collects human organs and is run by a guy with a rocket ship and multiple girlfriends, one of them is his “daughter” btw.
I have no idea what happened in season 4, but now in season 5 there’s a “7 year time jump” which is actually only a 1 year time jump where they all instantly became teachers and now there’s a “mothman” and alien stuff going on. Who knows what’s next.
riverdale is 2017-19's wattpad
BUT YES ARCHIE - comics - ARE GREAT
Yeah I love the comics
I love Lucas Cruikshank
Me too he is an icon legend and he is the Mother effing moment
“Is this the After trailer?” BDIWMAJAO
The title is just me on a Monday night
We love someone who has a Riverdale club scene sleep paralysis demon
10:14 When you're in high school but you're also middle aged moms having a girls night but you're also eleven-year-olds at a sleepover but you're also a bunch of retired old people in a senior home.
That's literally what this scene is.
The show is crap but I can’t stop watching it lmaoo
100% honestly. riverdale was at one point, an ACTUAL good show (my opinion!!) and i loved it to death. now the only reason i put up with the trash storyline and writing is because i’ve created a special love for the cast and a few of the characters. i can’t help but cringe in most scenes but i put up with it. sometimes when i watch the “veronica/betty and trash writing” i literally am shook because i don’t realize sometimes how annoying the writing is 🤦🏽♀️
Cringy riverdale scenes? So basically the entire series? 😂
when casey paused the video after cole sprouse saying “for how long? one month? three months?” ik im not the only one who thought of that scene from the Office with dwight.. “could be, yes, that’s a realistic timeline”
I don't even know how Riverdale got so dark! But I loved the comics so I gave the show a chance. But its so cringey with Veronica's character alone. But it has good moments.
When you asked people who watched the show to explain *sis, I've watched the whole show and I still have no idea what happened*
casey is out here giving us the content we didn’t know we needed
I hate how they constantly use each other’s names in like every scene… presumably so the teenage audience can keep up?? Idk it’s always “ok Betty…” “right jughead” “archie, Cheryl and blah blah are on their way” like… it’s so extra. We getttt it lol
Jughead seems like the type of guy that only listens to twenty-one pilots on his vintage record player
I know it's been literal years, but I still can't get over that they made Jughead Jones kinky. Literally, what the fuck
Camila Mendes is living proof that going to a fancy acting school doesn't make you a good actor.
Mirelle Medina I’m willing to give her a break honestly I don’t think any actress could make her script sound good 🤢
I think she's a good actress, the writers sucks tho 😂
The writing is so shit I could make a better script
oh, you're one of those who bandwagon on hating the actors in riverdale just so you would look like you don't like mainstream series huh?
Mirelle Medina no she’s a good actor but the writing is terrible
Every writer tries to be the next Joss Whedon. He created a type of dialogue in Buffy that every show after had tried to imitate. From Glee, to Smallville to Riverdale. And none of it has worked.
I have watched reviews, read synopses, and wikipediad this show and I STILL don't understand what it's about.
@@caseyaonso4270 wow that's bad... last review I looked at mentioned something about floating babies... I don't even know anymore
@@Frooti.loopz23The floating babies was a hallucination. I watch the show (guilty pleasure, it's trash but I can't look away) and I don't think the writer's even know what it's about anymore. I swear they plot out the episodes and story arcs by spinning a wheel.
am I the only one who just can't stop laughing at Jughead "angry" face LMAO 14:40 SHSJHJHKD
question why is riverdale still a thing
15:19 the most actually relatable thing in the show is archie telling jughead to shut the hell up
This is gold. I've been hate-watching Season 3, and it's so fucking bizarre. My fiancé has actually been enjoying it, and he said it was good, and I just...no, I'm sorry, it's objectively bad. But it is very, very funny. Like, the last episode had way too many mentions of eggs. Pretty sure they were just hungry when they wrote the script...?
@@caseyaonso4270 Honestly! My favourite part was right at the beginning, when Jughead's usual pretentious narration set it and he was like "No hero's tale is ever complete without a self-imposed exile..." or something like that, and it immediately cut to a shot of Archie cooking eggs and I was like "EGGS-ILE? Did they really do that?"
*set in, oops
redundantmartyr its not to late to call of the wedding... it’s okay.. people will understand after he said that
just kidding sjsjjsj