Jester's Favorite Dick

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @garrettcarter2959
    @garrettcarter2959 5 лет назад +4444

    RIP Molly's purple wang
    He died as he lived, fantastically well hung.

    • @Audi0Mati
      @Audi0Mati 5 лет назад +237

      He lived with a big sword and died via one

    • @Angus_Gibson
      @Angus_Gibson 5 лет назад +49

      And hard?

    • @DarkAngelCookie
      @DarkAngelCookie 5 лет назад +29

      I really and genuinely love this comment. Thank you very much.

    • @mvk9418
      @mvk9418 5 лет назад +4

      Ha

    • @mvk9418
      @mvk9418 5 лет назад +4

      You just got a sub my friend

  • @frostyenderman13
    @frostyenderman13 4 года назад +2738

    Sometimes I forget that Cadeuces is in this scene, because Taliesin is so broken by the conversation that he just forgets to role play and becomes like a ghost-Molly laughing at them

    • @timmorris1432
      @timmorris1432 4 года назад +199

      He's laughing from the other side.

    • @rockethero1177
      @rockethero1177 4 года назад +121

      Molly never left. He's still with the Mighty Nein at all times just invisable ghost-like

    • @rachelliu2658
      @rachelliu2658 4 года назад +31

      HI THIS MADE ME FUCKING CRY THANK YOU

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 4 года назад +85

      Mollymauk just temporarily takes over caduceus to experience this

    • @carmelcity9527
      @carmelcity9527 3 года назад +44

      @@rockethero1177 lol yeah I can picture ghost Molly hanging around them and cheering on their antics, kind of like the ghost crewmates in Among Us 😂

  • @keepcalm2033
    @keepcalm2033 6 лет назад +4863

    Exactly how Molly would want to be remembered

    • @owlpear
      @owlpear 6 лет назад +186

      Keep Calm Watching Taliesin’s reactions throughout was great. I appreciate the little celebration he has at 1:52.

    • @thomashall7317
      @thomashall7317 5 лет назад +24

      Awwwww

    • @StormageddonTMS
      @StormageddonTMS 4 года назад +33

      Long may his dick reign

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 4 года назад +27

      Long may he reign

    • @legendunfound1137
      @legendunfound1137 4 года назад +14

      Truly a legend

  • @fourleaves6877
    @fourleaves6877 4 года назад +912

    I love Taliesin just completely losing Caduceus and being possessed by the ghost of Molly instead.

  • @tarensGambit
    @tarensGambit 5 лет назад +1098

    "When I saw it last it was a bit of a mess."
    **CUE MATT CHOKING**

    • @elijahdowell7679
      @elijahdowell7679 4 года назад +25

      Wait were caleb and molly schtupping?

    • @nbv6975
      @nbv6975 4 года назад +64

      @@elijahdowell7679 Nah, Molly made his dick look nasty to sneak into a hospital for shenanigans

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +1

      @@elijahdowell7679 No (unfortunately for our shy bi boy). Molly faked a nasty infection down there for one of the Nein's schemes.

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph Год назад

      No I’m guessing the last time Caleb saw Molly’s dick was when they were trying to infiltrate the medical clinic in Zadash and Molly purposely made it look like he had some STI in order to get in

  • @jcoonie2
    @jcoonie2 5 лет назад +2561

    You think matt secretly loves moments like these because he gets a break and just gets to make faces at everyone.

    • @christopherbacon1077
      @christopherbacon1077 5 лет назад +90

      Or he's smart enough to know when control is impossible and just rolls with it.

    • @sebastianlodge7549
      @sebastianlodge7549 5 лет назад +49

      Justin Coonradt
      As a dm I can confirm these are great moments.

    • @rodrigojimenez5128
      @rodrigojimenez5128 5 лет назад +8

      He gets kill la kill flashbacks

    • @toribiogubert7729
      @toribiogubert7729 4 года назад +17

      As a DM every time the players spend interacting with themselves is a joy, even when is silly as hell and don't move the plot.

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 4 года назад +16

      As a GM. When the players start just riffing off on their own, its great. You don't need to do anything, and can just listen and enjoy, or plan ahead in your head

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 5 лет назад +1463

    "I've seen them mostly not...when they knew I could see them."
    **Nott nods understandingly**

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 5 лет назад +37

      Nott nod

    • @prawn1717
      @prawn1717 Год назад

      Didn’t expect to see you here lol

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 5 лет назад +1498

    I love Matt's "I'm surrounded by idiots, but I love them for it" face.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 года назад +40

      The mature one in every friend group

    • @JonThomas92
      @JonThomas92 4 года назад +41

      'You are all two year olds, but I am secretly trying not to laugh too, and I love you all' face

    • @shannononeill482
      @shannononeill482 3 года назад +6

      I love when eh has to put his head in his hands and think "I've lost control of them again...here we go'

    • @kaligathdraklore207
      @kaligathdraklore207 3 года назад +4

      "I'm surrounded by idiots, but they are my idiots." :D

  • @WinterFaery84
    @WinterFaery84 6 лет назад +1789

    Taliesin's face was nearly the same color as his shirt.

    • @steinistein8611
      @steinistein8611 5 лет назад +82

      I love how all the guys except Liam turn bright red while Marisha and Laura don't even flinch

    • @Pottan23
      @Pottan23 4 года назад +4

      @@steinistein8611 make-up, as in, a blush doesn't skine through make-up (if they were the type of people to easily blush).

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 4 года назад +4

      Well he was a strawberry the one time.

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 4 года назад +301

    "I saw mollys in the bath house."
    *Taliesin laughing his ass off and raising his hands to the sky*

  • @LydiaTereK
    @LydiaTereK 3 года назад +289

    I love how Taliesin immediately channeled Molly’s laugh and spectral celebration from beyond the veil
    Long may he reign, our purple prince

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 6 лет назад +3685

    *Caleb being genuinely curious about Jester's life, and fighting his anxieties to ask her questions* "Caleb, why are you so obsessed with people's sex lives?!" *looks at the camera like Jim from the Office*

    • @TenretniQuin
      @TenretniQuin 6 лет назад +262

      EthalaRide does it even need to be said how contradictory beau is? Everyone is asking questions about a DICK. I wish Caleb had retaliated with "I'm not asking the lesbian what she thinks of dick, I am asking the person who likes dick" 😂

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 лет назад +129

      After having asked Jester about her favourite dick, yeah OK Beau lmao

    • @Zoeloveful
      @Zoeloveful 5 лет назад +82

      It seemed like a sarcastic question, not a serious one.

    • @witchBoi_Connor
      @witchBoi_Connor 5 лет назад +86

      I mean, Beau is purposefully meant to be brash and poor at being social, being socially awkward in a different way to Caleb. It does make sense that she’s harsh on him like this often.

    • @janelantestaverde2018
      @janelantestaverde2018 5 лет назад +20

      Excuse me, he seemed more than ambitious to know more about this :D No anxieties, no struggle, just curiosity.
      You rarely every notice his anxiety anyway ^^ He's more of a talker than he was originally designed to be, I believe :D

  • @SCarr8813
    @SCarr8813 6 лет назад +968

    I adore this because last campaign Percy had 4 people after him, and now, even with Molly gone someone has to make sure it is known that Molly was desireable

    • @christianwilliams4795
      @christianwilliams4795 5 лет назад +12

      He had 4? Who other then Vex?

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +120

      At this point, I'm pretty sure everyone's just in love with Taliesin. Can't say I blame them XD

    • @hole-sawbear1500
      @hole-sawbear1500 5 лет назад +30

      @@christianwilliams4795 Pike had a thing for Percy as well. I don't know about the other 2.

    • @MysticRains
      @MysticRains 5 лет назад +51

      Vex, Tery, Pike (per Talks admission) & multiple random NPCs

    • @fgdbbddhhdhdj1591
      @fgdbbddhhdhdj1591 5 лет назад +50

      Vex, pike, tary, scanlan

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 5 лет назад +547

    *"W I E N E R S ?"* - Laura Bailey 2018

  • @Tilanol
    @Tilanol 5 лет назад +539

    "Call that the Continental"
    My god Matt.

  • @lucyk8935
    @lucyk8935 5 лет назад +325

    Molly laughing hysterically at this is a great mood

    • @willnelson9906
      @willnelson9906 4 года назад +52

      this is after molly died, but no in that moment, tal was rping as molly, who was laughing hysterically at them as a ghost

    • @emilyjfreer2895
      @emilyjfreer2895 4 года назад +10

      will nelson ghost molly

  • @H2OHydraulic
    @H2OHydraulic 5 лет назад +340

    *Long* may he reign

  • @ardelianelson2902
    @ardelianelson2902 6 лет назад +419

    This is truly Molly's legacy.

  • @pedropinheiro9196
    @pedropinheiro9196 5 лет назад +463

    Did you mean: Matt Mercer regretting his entire existence for 4 minutes straight

  • @Dragonivon
    @Dragonivon 6 лет назад +621

    The best part for me is just watching Matt trying so hard not to break, his expressions are priceless.

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 6 лет назад +825

    "Behind the Boudoir," needs to be a Pop Punk band name

  • @kaylad1847
    @kaylad1847 4 года назад +182

    She's able to stay so serious, but i die when she finally loses over the color.

  • @ShyyGaladriel
    @ShyyGaladriel 5 лет назад +212

    Poor Bryce... covering their ears and singing “I have to work with him...”

  • @JMesonT
    @JMesonT 6 лет назад +1269

    I really wanted Jester to say Fjord's and just see what hilarity would ensue as a result. Laura is a blessing and Jester is hands down my favorite character this campaign!

    • @silverackerman394
      @silverackerman394 6 лет назад +77

      They did ask for the top 3 fjord COULD be one of the 3

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 6 лет назад +35

      +Jake M.
      Official art actually shows him to be quite muscular.

    • @WhiffleWaffles
      @WhiffleWaffles 5 лет назад +17

      @Jake M. Yeah, I think he was the tallest member of the Nein before Caduceus. Even Yasha wasn't as big as Fjord. He's tall, and quite muscular. Just not "strong" in the ways most people say it. He's fit.

    • @ATMOSK1234
      @ATMOSK1234 5 лет назад +4

      I can't even imagine a lanky orc

    • @NathanTAK
      @NathanTAK 5 лет назад +6

      deffdefying Official dick-art?

  • @sm3xym3xican76
    @sm3xym3xican76 3 года назад +79

    I love Tal's little gasp after Jester brought up Molly

  • @dualblade14
    @dualblade14 6 лет назад +633

    How is Nott's "escalation" not the most talked about part of the vid? That was perfect!

    • @ruth540
      @ruth540 6 лет назад +19

      I KNOW

    • @phantasmicmasque
      @phantasmicmasque 5 лет назад +40

      It is overshadowed by the dick talk unfortunately lol

    • @dtczyk8976
      @dtczyk8976 5 лет назад +19

      He plays a goblin so well. I can see that escalation

    • @ProbieKnox
      @ProbieKnox 4 года назад +2

      Don't you mean Scanlantion?

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад

      A masterclass in getting people to allow you to be generous.

  • @WhisperingWinds0
    @WhisperingWinds0 4 года назад +36

    the fact that Laura couldn't contain herself describing molly's instrument was the best part. like, it was too much even for her

  • @Captain_Garchomp
    @Captain_Garchomp 3 года назад +50

    Tailsen plays both Molly and Caduceus, just whenever he plays Molly, he's laughing, on the other side as a ghost. This is one of the times

  • @shellzncheez409
    @shellzncheez409 5 лет назад +155

    Travis just looked like " Dang, why wasn't I on the list?"

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 4 года назад +16

      Speedy Rogue0403 She likes Fjord for his personality.

  • @mvk9418
    @mvk9418 5 лет назад +56

    “If it’s too hard to pick, you can have a top three”

  • @allrightok9982
    @allrightok9982 6 лет назад +1120

    watch matts face :D

  • @yoko3182
    @yoko3182 6 лет назад +369

    Nott's 0 to 100 at the end there got me laughing. XD

  • @sampersonguy5337
    @sampersonguy5337 6 лет назад +297

    1:47 Matt’s disappointment is immeasurable, and his day is ruined

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 5 лет назад +34

      Oh, you are mistaking his expression. It is definitely pride. He doesn't want to showit, but it's trueXD

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 5 лет назад +31

      @@magiv4205 It's "I love these idiots".

    • @davidcannon3515
      @davidcannon3515 4 года назад +11

      @@GZilla311 more like god help me I love these damn anime voice actors.

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 3 года назад

      I seriously thought he was on a different stream that froze with how long he facepalmed

  • @monomoonchild8066
    @monomoonchild8066 6 лет назад +157

    Taliesin is adorable and I love him. That is all.

  • @TheFrygar
    @TheFrygar 6 лет назад +272

    If we don't have a GIF of Matt at 1:46 by tomorrow we don't deserve to exist as a human species any more

    • @shadows_star
      @shadows_star 5 лет назад +2

      lmao

    • @scottish-hero6664
      @scottish-hero6664 5 лет назад +4

      Pollen Applebee
      Here’s a snapshot
      When the party is talking about something so indecent in front of a NPC
      DM: *face at 1:46 *
      Party: * still laughing at the talk *

  • @zellcrs
    @zellcrs 6 лет назад +141

    matt is like, even in the public eye she goes there, ever time....damnit

  • @gconnor18
    @gconnor18 4 года назад +23

    The best part of this is travis’s facial expressions throughout its incredible, like a mix of pride concern and embarrassment that he is listening to his wife describe like that.

  • @markdasaro9045
    @markdasaro9045 6 лет назад +290

    Only Laura Bailey lol omg.
    Taliesin Reaction will perfect.

  • @harima03
    @harima03 4 года назад +14

    I like when Beau says "why are you so interested in other peoples sex lives, Caleb?" when the last thing she just asked Jester was "Whats your favourite penis?"
    It was a perfect Beau moment imo.

  • @tjgaming4547
    @tjgaming4547 4 года назад +15

    I just imagine the ghost of Molly dancing in celebration like tal did

  • @thomasrevill7723
    @thomasrevill7723 4 года назад +33

    The moment Crit Role devolved into everyone else's DnD campaign

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 5 лет назад +77

    3:40 Nott escalating the situation

  • @RaggedLands
    @RaggedLands 5 лет назад +40

    1:47 The face of a DM that's just given up.

  • @Person01234
    @Person01234 5 лет назад +24

    Taliesin and Travis both go bright red.

  • @bencanevari4056
    @bencanevari4056 5 лет назад +31

    1:43 Clear footage of Matt’s will to live leave permanently

  • @theasinclaire52
    @theasinclaire52 6 лет назад +197

    I can never eat Egg McMuffins again! Thanks, Liam!

  • @Noobie2k7
    @Noobie2k7 4 года назад +11

    I just love the idea rhe npc is just stood there the entire time while the group just started talking about penises completely ignoring him.

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 6 лет назад +160

    There were so many red staplers in chat during this part.

    • @ATinyWaffle
      @ATinyWaffle 6 лет назад +25

      Please forgive my ignorance, but what do the red staplers mean? I get that they're for lewd or raunchy jokes, but why?

    • @sethgoodwin1577
      @sethgoodwin1577 6 лет назад +60

      Since no one have answered your question. It's for stands for Human Resources (HR). Like you would have to report to HR for saying that in an office space.

  • @fratguide9835
    @fratguide9835 3 года назад +13

    Re-commenting years later so we all remember that Lucien is packing

    • @appaearly175
      @appaearly175 3 года назад +1

      Exactly. I wish Jester would bring it up somehow.

  • @kritonman1
    @kritonman1 5 лет назад +13

    Watching Matt put his face in his hands for 30 seconds trying to regain his composure is pure gold!!

  • @Neko141212
    @Neko141212 6 лет назад +113

    And this is why she needs to name the weasel Molly xD

  • @rustedeyes7238
    @rustedeyes7238 3 года назад +11

    Matt was laughing but as a fellow DM I know that he was dying on the inside just by the look he was giving everyone.

  • @frostyenderman13
    @frostyenderman13 5 лет назад +6

    How to honor your fallen friend: talk about dicks and disappoint the DM. This scene was pure gold.

  • @RedNeor
    @RedNeor 4 года назад +9

    every time we see/hear about lucien I think back to this moment

  • @JesterfaceBassplayer
    @JesterfaceBassplayer 5 лет назад +13

    The color, the piercings, the tattoo slithering beautifully along the side.

  • @jamesgiammo5898
    @jamesgiammo5898 4 года назад +11

    There really ought to be a section in the players handbook covering dick jokes. They seem pretty mandatory for D&D.

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora 5 лет назад +41

    How to break your DM

  • @Harlequin_Actor
    @Harlequin_Actor 6 лет назад +65

    That's canon now

  • @aprilee_421
    @aprilee_421 6 лет назад +69

    this had me remembering the standoff between Beau and Yasha to be the last one out 😂😂😂😂

  • @BorreloadMJ
    @BorreloadMJ 6 лет назад +66

    I would love someone if they animated this conversation

  • @KerkorDragonblood
    @KerkorDragonblood 6 лет назад +46

    God this is so good, also, I'm constantly reminded of just how much I love Caleb. (It's a lot, btw.)

  • @TieflingKumasi
    @TieflingKumasi 3 года назад +6

    Sam’s shit eating grin and Matt’s “what have I done” facepalm are so fucking perfect

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 5 лет назад +23

    0:55, Caleb’s curiosity and awkwardness is just....the best.
    1:28, his face here. 😂

  • @cinnabonbons
    @cinnabonbons 6 лет назад +28

    I’m so glad this is the first part you clipped lmfao

  • @falloutplays2207
    @falloutplays2207 4 года назад +13

    Travis's face at 0:49 is the funniest thing to me knowing he and Laura are married.

  • @wowostylehess1575
    @wowostylehess1575 5 лет назад +32

    Inside of Matt Mercer’s head: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @yes7281
    @yes7281 5 лет назад +10

    I had the most fun watching Matt's face through this whole ordeal

  • @josieholloway3286
    @josieholloway3286 4 года назад +9

    Anyone else really want them to go back and visit Bryce again?? I miss them

  • @spaced_out_cadet
    @spaced_out_cadet 3 года назад +17

    on a side topic, this video reminded me how much i love Bryce. they’re so great

  • @KKRB3
    @KKRB3 4 года назад +6

    MATT'S FACE JOURNEY IS FOREVER GOLD IN THIS CLIP 😂😂😂

  • @stephanie41115
    @stephanie41115 5 лет назад +10

    Poor Matt. Lol! When he put his hand on his face and then he almost spit out his drink.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 3 года назад +3

    When it was clean, it was lovely.
    Important to remember that for real life as well

  • @Slowmotionman2
    @Slowmotionman2 5 лет назад +33

    We all know the Molly had a Prince Albert. Lets be real here.

    • @gus8824
      @gus8824 5 лет назад +3

      I think he actually confirmed he didn't in the bathhouse episode!

    • @alexfirefly1956
      @alexfirefly1956 4 года назад +4

      Also let's remember that Molly didn't have any piercings in his face either. Yes he had earrings and piercied his horns, but nothing in his face.
      I'm pretty sure he didn't want to cover up his most pretty and desirable features and I'm pretty sure he would have considered his penis as part of that.

  • @diogoteixeira4950
    @diogoteixeira4950 4 года назад +10

    1:46 Matt losing Hope in humanity.Gif

  • @PollyLWorld
    @PollyLWorld 3 года назад +3

    A good DM has to be prepared for the unexpected.
    Then things like this happen, and Matt just facepalms, gathers himself and let's them have their fun. Long live the DM god.

  • @Evija3000
    @Evija3000 6 лет назад +14

    I don't want to feel like a burden on anyone... so I'll just scare them half to death.

  • @henrylam6958
    @henrylam6958 5 лет назад +11

    This is every game of DND I've ever been in

  • @kelanjames8429
    @kelanjames8429 4 года назад +5

    1:58 you just see Matt had the look of a man who has heard many players discuss penis size in campaign one to many times

  • @samzisk2098
    @samzisk2098 5 лет назад +11

    Taliesin is so pleased

  • @igi-risu
    @igi-risu 6 лет назад +11

    I guess I'm the only person who's forever dying laughing at the egg McMuffin comment huh?

  • @evalynn1863
    @evalynn1863 3 года назад +11

    I feel so bad for Caleb in this scene because you can tell he was genuinely asking whether her viewings were consensual just to make sure she was okay and Beau made it into something super perverted.

    • @slvaltva1392
      @slvaltva1392 Год назад

      typical beau tho, tries to bring up her sex life all the time and pretends it's others who do it.

  • @TiliaCordata
    @TiliaCordata 5 лет назад +13

    Long may he reign!

  • @Beeimus
    @Beeimus 6 лет назад +83

    Gotta start your day with a nice Continental Breakfast. 😘😘😘

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 года назад +1

      I never wanted anyone to say this, why did you have to make it worse with the emojis?

  • @anirlarchivist
    @anirlarchivist 4 года назад +4

    the best thing about this video is matt's facial expressions

  • @juliannabelles2915
    @juliannabelles2915 5 лет назад +10

    Long may he reign

  • @Devilangel7863
    @Devilangel7863 Год назад +1

    When the Amazon Prime adaptation finally gets to that part, we NEED a ghost!Molly laughing his ass off in the background.
    Like, even now with Kingsley onboard, i'm pretty sure there's a purple ghost following their shenanigans for pure entertainment value, when he's not too busy flirting with the Raven Matron's champ.

  • @chichiriz
    @chichiriz 5 лет назад +15

    3:48 gets me everytime 😂

  • @asuraaoki1925
    @asuraaoki1925 5 лет назад +9

    MOLLY COME BACK TO US 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @matthewward2058
    @matthewward2058 6 лет назад +9

    THIS, is why we all love these guys!! Fantastic and hilarious 😂

  • @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar
    @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar 4 года назад +4

    LONG may he reign

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 4 года назад +3

    L/D-O-O-N-G May He Reign.

    • @morgan9660
      @morgan9660 3 года назад +1

      schlong may he reign

  • @bcn1gh7h4wk
    @bcn1gh7h4wk 6 лет назад +12

    the resident 12-year-old on watch.

  • @camrynsmith7631
    @camrynsmith7631 6 лет назад +78

    So that's what girl talk is like huh.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 года назад +3

      Lord son you dont even know the start...

  • @mouse5637
    @mouse5637 4 года назад +4

    Matt's face is golden

  • @kcsniperboy7148
    @kcsniperboy7148 3 года назад +2

    Matt's reaction in all of this is fucking amazing

  • @LseerLables
    @LseerLables 4 года назад +3

    You can see Matt just DYING INSIDE

  • @adamhubert6298
    @adamhubert6298 5 лет назад +10

    Critical role everybody

  • @possiblyfulgrim3995
    @possiblyfulgrim3995 5 лет назад +4

    This is the reason I take one last glance around the bathroom before I step into the shower >_>

  • @kurokaze511
    @kurokaze511 5 лет назад +4

    i still maintain that Matt is the best DM ever but also i dont think anybody else could handle this group. i was just thinking of the hissy fit the guy running the games i used to go to would throw if we went off on a tangent about best dicks.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 лет назад +2

      Your guy just seems like a bad DM tbh let alone a bad party manager

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 5 лет назад +4

    Poor Matt is barely holding it together.