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Drinker's Chasers - NOTHING In The Acolyte Makes Sense
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- Опубликовано: 6 июл 2024
- As we tried to work our way through the ridiculous, contrived and in many cases contradictory events of Episode 6, we came to one inescapable conclusion - nothing in this show makes a lick of sense.
Disney shareholders must demand an audit: Where did the $180m go? Obviously not into scripts, costumes, production design.
Catering lol
Lesbyan catering
DEI consulting
@@Pentti_Hilkuri That's a lot of cucumbers.
Money laundering. That's the only thing that makes sense.
My grumpy old mother would call this show, "an insult to her intelligence" and switch it off. RIP mum, I love you.
Funny, I watched the first episode and that is exactly how I felt from the opening words on the screen. They didn't even do a crawl, just some poorly written sentences on the screen that look thrown together at the last minute. Gave me the vibe that someone thought, this is a Star Wars thing right? I also tried to read a high republic book. After one chapter I gave up and wondered if it was written for preschoolers. The writing was on that level. Disney Star Wars, barring a very few exceptions, is on that level. But made by adults who put in there weird fetishes. Makes it all a bit creepy.
lmao she died from watching this show. You should sue disney
RIP to your mom, she sounds like a smart woman
@@bazzathegreat3517 Which high republic book gave you that experience? Was it from classic EU literature or post-Disney?
@@mikeexits High Republic is all post Disney and I don't remember the book name, just that it was bad. I liked a good bit of the EU before disney. It seems there isn't a piece of Star Wars they haven't messed up. But to be fair all of Sci Fi publishing got a little weird.
It all boils down to
*"My fetish good, your fetish bad"*
More like: "My fetish good, your normality evil." 🤷♂️
And how did that workout for Rome and Weimar Republic? 😂
Everyone else: "Keep your fetish away from me"
"Don't yuk my yum" ... but she did see his lightsaber she did touch his lightsaber she even turned on his lightsaber
We don't have a fetish or normal.They have a fetish
"Write what you know."
"I know unconscious actresses." -Lesbian Headlamp
Well done sir.
Lol
You win the internet.
It boggles the mind. The Woke writers couldn't zoom out and say... "Wait, if we have a 50 year old guy weirdly obsessed with an underage girl, forces her to cut off contact with everyone she knows and accept whatever he says... will people call that grooming?"
The acolyte is lesbian rage poetry.
Feminism gone wild, and not in a good way.
Oh no, it isn't! Because they aren't real women! Not a single one! They're really diverse!😅
@@EnsignRedshirtRicky IS there a good way?
Well the most common rookie mistake in writing is self-insertion. And in this case, we have rookie writers that are tedious, unlikeable narcissists... and they self-inserted themselves as the lead characters. So the result is predictable. VERY few people really like these characters, so most of us are not really invested in the overall plot or character arcs. The audience is just sort of dragged along for the ride in a plot line full of holes.
It's funny when you see people that do actually like these characters. Just by their profile pics, you can immediately see why. They see their own extreme toxicity portrayed as virtue, and thus identify with them.
Don’t slander poetry like that
"...the most important piece of art I have ever made." - Leslye Headland
I would suggest a different line of employment.
There are burgers somewhere that need to be flipped!
Yup! Put her on the French fries…under supervision…she can maybe handle that at MacDonalds.
That’s her level of creativity!
If this is her "best" work, um...entertainment is not what she's cut out for. Considering most of her career was getting coffee, running errands and of course, making sure her boss Harvey Weinstein wasn't disturbed while he was doing "auditions"
She doesn’t try to hide this is all about herself.
What an insult to art.
Lee Jung-Jae, who plays Sol, is an absolute star of Korean movies and dramas and has been a dependable leading man for decades. If you haven't any experience with Korean drama, watching a half-dozen shows and films with Lee Jung-Jae is a great introduction to it. He is a class act and a solid professional.
Too bad he took the Disney dollar. I respected him a lot more before this.😊
It doesn’t matter here though, still soy-filled and non-watchable for normal people.
@@dRoscoAZMaybe he didn't expect the show to be such crap - I mean it's Star Wars, if you're not familiar with hollywood, you wouldn't expect them to handle a multi billion dollar franchise that badly.
He's still giving his all to turn that cardboard cutout Sol into a person, but there's only so much you can do..
He went full Michael Caine Jaws Revenge. I have no sympathy...he had to have read the script before he cashed in the Disney dollars.
Your point being?
Writers: Were going to show how evil the Jedis truly are.
Audience: Thank the force those Jedis were there to stop that evil witch cult.
It's honestly mindblowing how they failed to show Jedis as bad people. Like, they could have done anything to show them as evil and yet they failed to do so. The one who killed all the witches was Mae and it wasn't because she was mindtricked, she wanted to kill her sister only because Osha WANTED to follow the Jedis
Shirtless Qimir thinks that he's in an Old Spice commercial.
😂😂😂😂😂
(whistles tune)
Look at me, I'm Qimir, the man your man could smell like, if you wanted a man who smells of seaweed and dead crabs. Look at your man, now back at me. LMAO
"Hello ladies. Look at my lightsaber, now back to me..."
"Old Spice Mines of Kessel' commercial...
Before the Acolyte, I'd never seen a main character change their mind so much in such a short time and without any justification.
What, you mean "whatever is convenient for the plot" is not a proper justification?
Go shopping with my wife…
@@GaudiaCertaminisGaming 😂
I already know how to defeat Mae. Put a dinner menu in front of her and she’ll starve herself to death before she settles on a single choice
i thought that was women in general though?
That's what headlamp knows: women being rendered unconscious and waking up dazed and confused in a strange place with a shirtless evil man.
She just went “but what if he looked the way I wanted to, and not a half melted bowl of hair ice cream?”
It's weird we've gotten this far before someone pointed that out.
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access hahahaha
Oy!
Osha gets knocked down so much she needs a Whisky drink and a Cider drink and Lager drink and then a Vodka drink
She sings the songs that remind her of the good times
She sings the songs that remind her of the better times
Now that song is in my head. And it's magnificent! Thank you!
That fits very well with the Open Bar, actually
Amandla Stenberg sucks at acting as Mae and Osha and she can't make a real distinction between twin girls despite they had lived separately after drifting apart for years.
Hard to believe she was in The Hungef Games as Rue back in 2012.
Rue wasn't a very complex or demanding character.
True. Rue was simple.
The standard of the same actress playing different versions of the same character was in the 2003 BSG reboot. (Yes, I'm aware of whatshernames clone series. Haven't seen it, don't care.)
She probably didn't even prepare for this role.
She arrived on day 1 and said "so what should I do here,?".
Harvey Weinstein's Assistant ain't really subtle about her accomplice past through Acolyte.
I wonder if this is her attempt to lessen her sins. "No guys, you don't get it. I was seduced by the power of the Dark Side."
Remember how she obsessively pursued the actress for this series like a deranged stalker? No red flags there.
@@TheEternallyAggrieved1999sent from my ipone 😂😂
Leslie enabled the guy that set off the "Me Too" movement. Would "The Force is Female" exist without "Me Too"? Oh the irony.
You should write what you know…
But who gave Smilo those whip-like scars in the exact same episode that a shady 'good jedi' uses the first EVER seen in Disney Star Wars lightsaber whip?!?! DAMN you, Headland, and your infernal RIDDLES!
Normally the final episode in each Disney+ show is the worst part...
How will The Acolyte achieve that?
It’s not like any the episodes from any of these Disney Star Wars shows are good from
Beginning to end anyway
Mandalorian S1 and S2 were had good beginning, middle and endings. Then Book Of Boba Fett, Kenobi and Ashoka were bad from start to finish
Last episode will be great, as it puts an end to this abomination.
@@chasehedges6775and that's just starwars the end of phase 3 to 4 floped and their live action atrocities
I refer to them as D+ because that's the grade they have earned
The time inconsistencies remind me of season 8 of game of thrones. People just teleporting all over the place because they need to be somewhere. It seems to be a common phenomenon when terrible writers are involved in screenplays
Same with the Indiana jones movie, just teleporting & happening to be exactly where they need to be at exactly the right time
@@bruhdon4748 They (possibly) know what they want to happen, but they just don't have the world building, character development or even just general writing skills to know how to get the story there. That's not even touching on the why. Why does this happen. Why does this action/event lead to this outcome/reaction? Because it does and because it needs to. If this story didn't have an established and loved (though recently heavily battered) IP like Star Wards attached to it there is no way anyone would look at the screenplay and think it was worth making. These writers are creative parasites, leeching of others because they cannot create anything of worth themselves.
"Make them unconscious and just drag them through the scene", so true Platoon, so damn true LMAO!
Long ago in a Galaxy far away, nothing made sense.
The writing is so good, even the script writers haven’t a Scooby Do what’s going to happen next.
now we know why the Scooby Doo episodes ended immediately after pulling off the big bad's mask.... what happens next would've ruined the rating.
Evil's greatest wish is to be seen equal to good...and this show tries its hardest to force that idea home
It makes perfect sense. Leslye Headland has a naughty list, and this is how she gets paid.
Nah. Drug overdoses happen all the time when little people try to exert pressure on big ones. She fits the checkboxes, that's all.
@@dbsommers1she worked for Weinstein, she has to know a few tricks
Yoda said to a group of clones, every living thing emanates a different aurora in the force. Sol should have known who was who instantly
I can't cope with Qimir being mightier than a dozen Jedi and he's in his twenties. Count Dooku had power and gravitas as a master of the force because was experienced, trained, and has spent YEARS mastering the force. Qi Gon also. This guy (apparently from being stupidly over-powered) is just way too young and was never established as a 'master' or big bad. I think in the writer's mind he is just so strong because he can 'let loose' with his powers because he's unleashed or some trite bullshit.
Count Dooku was also played by Christopher Lee, one of the greatest actors of all time.
@chasehedges6775 More like one of the best humans of all time.
@@VikingKong. The man was indeed very cultured and learned.
shit is utterly stupid. Force itself is stupid at this point.
The entire cast of this show minus 1 or 2 characters are in their twenties.
They aimed to deconstruct Star Wars, the ended up deconstructing our intelligence.
The biggest mystery in this show is how squid game guy didn’t smell burnt hair from the lightsaber haircut.
Or how he failed to notice the *face tattoo* that his former Padawan didn't have 5 minutes ago!
He might have known all along of course
It also literally shows that he can intuitively tell who’s who with the force. But he’s just like “ya look like her, good enough!”
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access He just woke up and they rushed to the ship. He didnt have time to look closely at her or sense anything. He is also not himself at this point, he seems to be loosing it. He turned off the comm with coruscant and disappeared with Mae into space, the guy seems very troubled right now. We'll soon find out why though
Close your nose.
Your nose... can deceive you.
It is about the message. "There is no such thing as good or evil." and "Evil can be attractive."
The fact that Sol didn't detect that Mae was Osha through the Force the first few seconds of him seeing her is criminal.
How didn't Vader detect Leia was his daughter?
@nikolaimyhre1187 one of them was Sol's apprentice, the other wasn't he should be able to feel that in the Force. He knew his apprentice very well.
Jedi could tell clones about through the Force.
Vader barely knew Leia.
If Leia had a twin sister he'd be able to tell them apart from each other through the Force.
Knowing Leia is hid daughter is different from a Jedi master not being able to tell his old apprentice apart from a stranger.
@@nikolaimyhre1187 Sol couldn't distinguish a former padawan and a woman he'd recently spent time with... with another woman?
To your Vadar question. Vader wasn't aware of Leia's existence and therefore wasn't putting the feelers out for her.
Sol was very aware of an identical twin and should've felt the difference in the Force between the two, even if Mae was using Sith powers to "hide" herself, the lack of Osha's Force essence should've been a red flag.
@@swordmonkey6635 Yes, but he might have ignored sensing it since he just woke up and they left immediately. He might also have known all along, but just gone with it. In ep 3 he pretended Osha was answering the visual test questions right when she wasn't, so he's been shown to bullshit the bullshitter before
@@bjrnhalfhand2258 Hey er du norsk, eller skandinavisk? Haha
Bazil exists for one reason and that is as an attempt to sell toys.
No kid would want to buy a toy of that thing. Who are they kidding? As a kid back in the day, I cared about the cool characters and the ships. The only toys they will sell from this, if at all, is a Qimir in his Sith costume duel wielding figure, and maybe his lightsaber, and only if it can disconnect like the show. There isn't even a single cool droid in this show.
Well that's how SW is
that thing is ugly.
Everyone to EU Legends: "Perhaps we treated you too harshly."
EU/Legends wasn't perfect (let's be real there were some awful stories) but at the very least even the bad writers were passionate about Star Wars. The writers at Disney seem to hate Star Wars and are actively trying to turn it into something else.
@@suenzhong7891 also the EU wasn't made for mass consumption like a 180 million dollar TV show... if every 10$ paperback novel had the production and writing budget of the acolyte it wouldn't make any sense... but making a book or webcomic or fanfic that's bad is not a big deal, and can easily just be written off or forgotten about.
I mean its still out there. Who says this new shit is canon KK? Ill decide whats canon fuck it
@@FTWSamFisherespecially since Disney keeps trying to adapt stories from EU despite them being the ones to make it non-canon.
Tbh, I lost like 90% interest in Star Wars when Disney bragged about axing all the EU canon. I was a big kotor guy, read a few of the books, thought there was some good potential there and then they... didn't even plan out the sequel trilogy? They really thought they could do so much better when they didn't have ANY ideas beyond "next movie, subvert expectations, rey good"?
The EU is the REAL canon. Disney didn't even try.
The time it takes to travel anywhere in Star Wars has been wonky since the Sequel Trilogy. They made the galaxy feel really small. The Original Trilogy had moments where they're sitting around bonding while travelling, Luke training, Chewie and R2 playing Dejarik (space-Chess). There's even a measurable wait for the Death Star to manoeuvre around Yavin so it has line-of-sight! Space felt big! There's none of that in TFA, TLJ, or RoS. They planet hop with no downtime, and people arrive in the nick of time all the time! I don't know which sequel film was worst for this. TFA had its BS hyperspace laser which could be seen throughout the galaxy and New Republic which consisted of 4 planets in the same system. TLJ had that inane side quest to the casino planet, getting there and back before the fleet ran out of fuel. I'm fuzziest on RoS since it was all flash no substance, but that ending where everyone and their brother turns up for the final space battle still ticks me off; grand spectacle, sure, but damn convenient they all made it through that super narrow dangerous space corridor then regrouped into that mess of a cloud before making their appearance.
Coming from an EU Legends fan I remember they always made a point of how Luke and the Jedi would have to enter meditation/hibernation when travelling long distances in their X-Wings because it would take days to go from place to place. The Falcon has cabins because it takes so long. This maintained a sense of scale and grandeur. The galaxy was big, and the republic/empire spanned a vast number of worlds. You couldn't hop around, travel took time and planning which made it that much more meaningful.
If I recall correctly, the only time this breaks down or gets a little fuzzy is in ESB where the falcon's hyperdrive is borked. I think it's implied they travel to Cloud City via sublight, therefore adding days or longer to their travel. But this works since it gives Luke time to find Yoda and train with him for a *non-trivial* amount of time (unlike some other protagonists).
You're absolutely right. Regarding the Hoth-Bespin trip, it's been a known plot hole for decades. It was patched/retconned a long time ago by giving the Falcon a very slow backup hyperdrive, that took several weeks to reach Bespin. For this to make sense, using the backup cannot be 'a flick of a switch', but must require labour of some kind, like physically uninstalling the old drive and installing the backup in its place, or 'socket'. This resolution not only resolves the 'shortness' of the trip, it helps makes space seem 'big', since ships would not bother carrying 'limp home' gear if they could simply flag down passing ships or call a tow truck.
As you mentioned, this actually fits the plot pretty well, since the movie cuts to Luke training with Yoda. He looks a lot more athletic and there's no indication of how much time has passed. It's also clear that the Empire has been at Cloud City for some time before the Falcon arrives. The truth, of course, is that George Lucas didn't know how big space is.
@Noodles.Doodles took some digging, but it looks like this backup hyperdrive is consistent with both Legends and current canon. Wookieepedia doesn't mention it, but I found a blog post from someone who wrote some reference material, which in turn references the "Movie Trilogy Sourcebook" from 1993. Bless RPGs needing to answer every question.
I'd need to watch ESB again (woe is me) to double check if they mention sublight at all (I thought they did). Supposedly they do mention sublight in the Radio Drama.
Isn’t it great when a tv-show is so chaotic, that we have no idea what is going to happen? 😂😂 What a messy pile of Bantha Pudu.
Jecki's death and the way she just ran straight into her demise was absolutely hilarious.😂😂😂
It's like they stole the A-Team storylines where B.A. wouldn't fly, so they'd find creative ways to incapacitate him and then fly to their destination.
I pity the fool who still watches this BS.
"Qimer" as pronounced is very close to "chimera." Defined as "an imaginary monster compounded of incongruous parts," this Stranger -- not to be confused with not-Gandalf from Rings of Poop -- is just that. Very imaginative naming choices, Leslye.
Those scars are whip scars. Leslye headlands wife uses a whip lightsaber. Mystery solved
But if it's a lightsaber, it would kill him. One thing I have learned is that in Disney wars, a slash will kill you, but being punctured less than 4 times is not fatal.
There was no mystery to begin with. Leslye just likes to pretend her one dimensional writing could actually fool anyone after they realize she is functionally operating at such a basic level.
I haven’t even seen the show & I put that together, it’s so obvious.
I feel a lightsaber would leave a bit more than a simple scar though.
@@MrMacavityHaven't we already established that lore, continuity, and consistency mean absolutely nothing to these people? 🤷♂️
I don’t believe it’s about money anymore. If it were about money someone would e stepped in.
It never was about the money.
It was never about the money & Blackrock is funding them, they can do it over and over again & still have blackrock support
The woke grift is about money, just not earning it. The activist employees get paid whether or not their propaganda sells which is why they always double down. Disney management allows this, but ultimately they need all their projects to be financially successful or the business can't continue. That's where stakeholders like Blackrock loan Disney buckets of other people's money trapping them in a debt spiral. And the cycle continues until the business fails and all that's left is rich activists and bankrupt investors.
Kathleen Kennedy was hired to do one thing and that is to destroy the patriarchy and, at that, she has been spectacularly successful which is why she hasn't been fired.
As Joker once said "Its not about the money, its about sending a message."
Whenever the Little Platoon goes in.. I just start laughing in anticipation 🤣
When the kid in class that eats crayons gets an opportunity to write for star wars...
I'd swear that it was written by AI and human writers just filled in some minor details afterwards.
@@doublebrewski1855 Not sure about that. When the Ahsoka show came out I actually asked AI to write me a plot synopsis based on its central premise and it was far more interesting than what we have got. I can only assume that the AI could outdo Acolyte as well...
Osha gets kidnapped more often than Mokuba.
J.J. Abrams' mystery box strikes again!
It shouldn't surprise us that people entirely divorced from reality produce fiction which is absurbdly nonsensical and internally inconsistent.
You see... Smilo Ren was so powerful and so wise that he influenced the midiclorians to alter the passage of time for the whole planet....he had such a knowledge of the Force..he could even teach/corrupt the ones he thirsted for like Osha from making any kind of reasonable decisions, like running away from the serial killer who murdered a score of her friends the previous day. Not-Sith side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be illogical...
The Acolyte is a story about a character waking up from a series of naps and being very confused about it
A schizophrenic character who thinks she is 2 separate people because she cannot accept the reality that she alone killed her lesb witch mothers and their coven. At such a young age that trauma split her reprehensible personality in half, forming 2 separate poorly formed and dislikable personas.
Now her life is an endless loop of going unconscious anytime that truth, or even a clue to it is about to be revealed.
12:30 - This instant travel is part of Disney Star Wars. Look at how fast the ships moved in The Last Jedi. But in A New Hope, the journey from Tatooine to Alderaan is so long Luke gets in a lightsaber training session.
Most of Luke's Jedi training was completed whilst the Millenium Falcon was travelling somewhere. His training with Kenobi on the way to Alderaan and then his training with Yoda whilst the Falcon was on its way to Cloud City. It's never that clear how long they were traveling to and fro or how long the period was between ESB and RotJ. It was assumed to be days or weeks to get to Aldaraan, afterall Tatooine was a backwater on the edge of the civilized galaxy.
To be fair, after working for Weinstein. Leslie Headland probably feels that waking up from being passed out and not knowing where you are is pretty normal.
There are legitimately good actors in this show. To be CLEAR; no hate is aimed at the real world actors. We hate the writing. Period.
Hmm. I don't hate Amandala but it's kind of silly for a millionaire who is mostly white to tell me I'm the oppressor. I can't even afford to go to a doctor or own a home. I'm not the bad guy.
Yeah, we don't hate the bad actors, but we don't like watching them on screen.
Unless they come out and hate on the audience. Then all bets are off.
Disney Star Wars does not consider time...Look at Mandalorian season 3. Mando gets captured after exploring for hours. He is going to be cooked by the weird droid. Baby yoda backtracks, gets to the ship, flies to another planet, gets Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica, flies back to the planet, they have to hike for hours to get back to Mando and he's still fine.
no one has ever been knocked out more than the cast of SMALLVILLE over 10 seasons all of them should have CTE
The twin leads are played so robotically dully, that to have any interest in their stories and how they end is impossible. It would be like being passionately concerned about the ultimate fate of the cardboard tube from the middle of a toilet roll.
Ok, that was funny 🤣
3:00 Now that he pointed it out I just realized they LITEALLY knock her out EVRRY scene transition! 😂 that's hilarious! She nearly starts every episode waking up that's hilarious!
Total amateur hour at Lucasfilm. It’s absolutely disturbing how that company went from “Empire of Dreams” to Luke milking space cows . 😂
0:13 this is Disney Star Wars in a nutshell . “Interesting ideas “ that are ignored in favor of the absolutely worst idea and “subverting expectations “
I don't think even the CW could make something this bad.
Riverdale would like to have a word. Its a shame because did like the first season of that show, tbh
I've described it to a co-worker who asked me about it as CW Star Wars, but even worse.
It's not bad writing, it's all a subversion of expectations!
Seriously the plot is so schizophrenic. Feels like 20 people in the writing room.
Schizophrenic is accurate
That's what I think. There's no coherency, it's just a mess. What a waste of time by everyone involved.
Well, there is a minimum of 5, as far as I know, and that's already too many cooks in the kitchen.
Remember as part of the strike they demanded too many writers on every projy
They probably decide what the plot should be based on consensus like collectivists like to do
I can't imagine ever watching that garbage. Life is finite.
And yet you're here watching a video criticizing it?
@@nikolaimyhre1187because this is far more entertaining than that crap 😄
@@doncsicso81 How can it be entertaining when it's about a show you're not even watching?
@@nikolaimyhre1187 So people who haven't watched the show or movie shouldn't watch review channels? Ok...
@@nikolaimyhre1187 I watched ep 1, and I feel sorry I wasted that much time on this shite….
I'm so confused how Amandla showed more acting ability as Rue, as a child actress, but as an adult she has ONE expression.
I blame the showrunners and directors. It was the same issue with Rosario Dawson in Ahsoka. I know Rosario Dawson is a brilliant actress, yet in Ahsoka, she has all the personality and acting range of a piece of wet cardboard. This wooden acting in these series is no different from the asinine writing. These are deliberate choices coming straight from the top. And its name is Dave Feloni.
@@CubanaWriter And funny enough there too the child actress was better. The kid who played young Ahsoka was doing laps around Dawson haha!
@@EndThusIAm Oh yeah. 💯. It killed me to have to see Dawson reduced to this drivel and being outshined by a child actress. And don’t even get me started on how they butchered Thrawn’s character. The Ahsoka series was what finally made me cancel my Disney+ subscription. I don’t know how these guys are enduring the weekly torture that is watching and commentating on this Acolyte…thing. 🤢
They need a Dallas moment and say it was all a dream and then you can forget how bad this was.
It would just be super nice if giant media companies would stop giving creative control and writing gigs to activists whose sole purpose is to air their manifesto.
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
Acolyte isn't Star Wars. The end.
Season 2 of The Acolyte... well, we thought Season 2 of Velma would be impossible, Hollywood's idiocy should never be underestimated.
This is what happens when you hire based on skin color, and then are unable to fire them because of California's regarded legal system
@SqueakingLion the thing with Velma was that it was one season split into two, they had already committed to two seasons from the getgo.
You are confusing skin color with sex. White women have been the largest beneficiary of socialist policies and corporate quota hiring/payroll practices a@@Rootiga
Cartoons get multi seasons usually
Jean-Claude Van Damme did a better job at portraying twins in Double Impact
One of the most egregious signs of bad writing is the constant feeling that things happen solely due to the fact that the writer wants them to happen, instead of due to any internal logic or proper setup and payoff. You can excuse maybe one or two coincidences in a film or a show, but when it becomes the default that characters act stupid or passive despite every reason not to, the material can't be salvaged by any acting performance or money poured on special effects.
It's Sybil...IN SPACE!
Blue Collar Loser: Independence day
The Little Platoon: Dependence day
There is definitely the skeleton of an interesting premise in this show, that is, the differences in philosophies between the Jedi and the Sith. One of the hoary maxims about writing villans is that they themselves shouldn't think they are villans, because everyone believes themselves to be the heroes of their own stories. If Vader and Palpatine have a weakness as characters it's that they seem a little too aware that they're the bad guys, which was never a really a problem given that Star Wars unabashedly embraces archetypes, and certainly Palpatine and Vader can and do logically enumerate their philosophies and justifications at various points throughout the two trilogies. But Count Dooku, for example, is different in that he's much more of an idealist who does what he does less from a desire for personal gain than from a genuine belief that he's on the right side of history (and also some personal gain, he's a Sith, after all). In any case, a Star Wars story with a more Dooku-like villan could absolutely work, but I think the narrative perspective would always have to remain true to the Star Wars ethic of "good vs evil," i.e., as much as the audience is allowed to understand the motivations of the villan, and as much as the villan is permitted to think of himself as the hero, the objective view of the story would always need to be presented as that villan being wrong, and the corresponding "good guys" being right. Because that's Star Wars. It's also a lot tougher to write a sympathetic or at least logical villan who is completely convinced of his own righteousness but who has flaws that he himself doesn't see, and which undermine his position so that the audience won't fully accept his reasons for acting. Much easier to just have your villan character be polite, have some scars on his back that indicate someone was mean to him, and make your "heroes" shady as hell. Then everything is nicely ambiguous, the writer doesn't have to take a moral position, and the show runner can prattle on with terms like "I wanted to *explore*..." and "we really *dug in to* the motivations..."
I disagree with drinker we don't even care about the actress. Because we're tired of female leads in Star wars by a woman named Catherine Kennedy who was pushing her political agenda on the franchise in dividing the fanbase
Disney writers heard the term character arc and drew a semi circle. Characters legit do not grow in these shows, they don't go through anything. Look at Frodo from Fellowship to King. That guy goes through it and was scarred by his journey. Hell even a side character like Théoden goes from a puppet, to being freed only to find his country in ruins and despairs to becoming a legit king of kings when riding to the aid of a country that did nothing to help him only to fall and die in battle. NOW THAT IS AN ARC!
How does the hamster monster figure out who the person is but not the trained Jedi who have spent their entire lives learning how to read and understand everyone around them?
That "interuption" thing you guys are talking about is an old TV writing trope. It happens in most series actually. Someone about to say important info then the doorbell rings or the phone rings. And then they never get back to that train of thought. It's a "soapy" cop-out for writers because they FEAR ending or concluding plot lines (if one can call plot what Acolyte is doing).
"It doesn't matter if it's good or makes sense, komrade. as long as black and brown people can see other people that look like them" - woke progressives
Or Lezbicans. That is why Leslye put her wife in it. She was already ghey and lame (as an actress).
DEI…wef
Nope. Old Spice commercials are funny. He’s more like in a crappy Armani Blue cologne commercial.
Yes, see other people who look like them, not actually see themselves in other people. No black person can see themselves in Mae or Occupational Safety and Health Administration.
@@Crystalgate So you’re saying a white person can?
Does anyone else find it terribly appropriate that not only does Leslye Headland announce that it's all going exactly the way she thought it would, but that - it's "just like the stories she wrote in high school?"
I weep for future feature film and on-demand content.
The Acolyte makes She-Hulk look like a masterpiece.
Not really. She hulk was equally bad. Perhaps worse.
No. She-Hulk is bad on a different level with an obnoxious Tatiana Maslany actually making Amandla Stenberg feel pleasant.
You would think having a hot giant muscle mommy twerking would be the hottest thing ever, yet they managed to make that cringe as fuck too.
the Acolyte is a story of good being reduced to evil to capitulate to evil being given equal footing
The lack of travel time etc. is also prevalent in rings of power.
Dude learned English for this role and the other weirdos didn’t even bother to watch Star Wars
I had an argument with someone about it and they then watched it out of spite for me, hated it so much and couldn't says so and now we don't talk
That person sounds like a member of this show's target audience.
I'm waiting for MauLer to get an animated Avatar like The Little Platoon. That would be so freaking cool!
With a budget of 180M$ they would have made 12 Godzilla minus 1 movies.
Other than letting us know what happened on Brandock, (personally I don’t care) this show has no story. We have two episodes left, which is about 50 minutes in total, to wrap this up, but what is there to wrap up? The witches were killed. So what. It has no bearing on the main story. Neither Mae or Osha has mentioned or hinted that they need to know what happened. Whatever happened is not motivating Mae, as she just wants to become an Acolyte, and killing those Jedi was her task. Other than the incident with Master Torbin, I haven’t seen any motivation on Mae’s part that has anything to do with revenge, she was just doing what she was told to do. The only character that has any agency is Qimir, but we don’t know much about him, and he’s literally only really showed up in episode five. I still don’t understand how this got greenlit. Where’s the quality control?
Female Shreck and her whip!
Yep, such a subtle BDSM moment from Headlamp? 😂
Darth Colgate 🦷🦷🦷 got to whip it out in this episode too!
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It's a good thing Sol left just before the Jedi arrived.........if he didn't hyperspace jump away, the Jedi would have hyperspace jumped right onto his position and both would have collided and exploded, killing everyone.......wait, that would have been hilarious and way better! 😂
For a show that's supposed to be all about female empowerment, the main female protagonist and antagonist sure don't have much agency in this show, and they sure seem to be getting knocked out, kidnapped, and restrained a lot. Osha has been rescued or protected how many times? Usually we call major female characters in such situations damsels in distress, kind of the very opposite of a strong female character. What has she done through this entire show that has actually made a difference to the story, especially in a positive way. Yes, you don't want your characters to be Mary Sues, but the main character's decisions and actions should be driving the plot, if they aren't then they shouldn't be the main character.
Especially Osha is effectively a spectator in her own story.
It's like some bad YA novel where the female protagonist spents most of the story being a miserable doormat until she _finally_ powers up to a girlboss to take her just revenge or something.
I would love to be a Senior Disney Executive because nothing would give me more satisfaction that recruiting the 5 of you along with a few others Nerdrotic, Disparu and Snarky etc , a few decent writers and Star Wars nerds in order to develop a totally original series without “the message” limitations because personally I think that it would be the start of a new era .
Odds are, Iger wouldn't let you do that
They could hire a bum off the street and he would write a better star wars story than Headlamps.
Just because they recognise the problems with Disney in general and Star Wars in particular doesn’t mean that they could actually write decent material.
They could use a room full of manatees & suggestion balls and you’d have a better show
@@eddiebruvExcept Critical Drinker is actually a published author and a film, uh...producer? Director? I forget which. Regardless, his qualifications are head and shoulders above anyone else currently working on this dumpster fire of a series.
The Little Platoon would elevate it just by sitting in a stuffed armchair on set, doing nothing but holding a snifter of brandy and a cigarette. Unless he was wearing a beret. Then he'd have to be shot. For his own good. He's English, he'd understand.
So this show has now dropped out of the streaming top 10 completely for week 6. Into no-mans land where numbers are not even worth releasing. Yeh, they wrote this thing with season 2 in mind, realised they couldn't stretch it out to a measly four hours and brought stuff in that was planned for season 2. They STILL don't have enough material for season 1, that's why so much of the episodes are dead air and info repeats. There won't be a season 2. This thing is dead in the water.
I've seen adult films with a better plot and characters. 😂🎉
"This ain't star wars...."
I'm getting "L0KI" flashbacks where the fans are desperately trying to come up with explanations that would fix the script, but there's no fixing it because the people in charge are just incompetent and it's never going to happen.
Just realized they made their black main antagonist Want to kill an Asian…
Sure it does. Stop looking at it as Star Wars, and start looking at it as an agenda driven recruitment video.
I gotta say you guys are kinda giving Star Wars fans a bad name as well as justifying ppls opinions of ppl who don’t like this show. There are far better and more valid reasons to say why the show is bad other than black ppl being in it and some ppl being gay. Cmon dude.
@@trevorsmith572but isn't that why the show is bad? Because they don't hire based on skill? They hire based on diversity?
Not talking about the actors btw, more about the people behind the show.
I'm legit perplexed... if so many of us are against these dogturds, why do they still have wings?
The common man, and let's be honest, lady, doesn't give a F about what they're peddling.
Apathy is all that's left. Someone take the reins for F's sake...
@@trevorsmith572The creators went with a mindset where agenda is the first, second and third objectives and things like good story, writing and acting were afterthoughts
@trevorsmith572 It must be nice to live in blissfull ignorance like yourself. Our problems is NOT that surface level, however the showrunner, the actors, the whole thing IS based on surface level characteristics. So in actuality… while WE talk about wanting better written characters and story… the showrunner is MUCH more interested in how the characters LOOK or their SEXUALITY. Not us.
I can't believe that they couldn't even write enough material for 8 episodes. 😂
Seoul, Smilo, and X23 must be great actors, because they took shitty roles and actually did something with them. They got bad writing and bad direction and are kind of fun to watch compared to the rest. I feel like i've watched his show, just from watching MauLer, Disparu, Az, the drinker, platoon, and gary going through each episode.
X23's acting is shit. She also looks like David Bowie with horns in this series.
Is getting unconscious so frequently good for her health?
The little squirrel man is probably the best character on the show.
And the only one with nuts.
Richard Gere is a big fan.
That little guy’s stomp over her steel toed boots was enough force for her to hop around in excruciating pain 😂
I’ve got a Star Wars half sleeve on my arm and my next tattoo will be covering it all up in black.
It’s not Star Wars anymore
This cutting right at the moment someone is about to say something important is a common thing I've seen in Korean series and I hate it with every bit of my existence
K dramas do it and it is common all over the world in great shows/movies. Especially in love stories. Idk why the world writes this way.
It is such a cheap trick in writing. It implies a level of complexity that simply doesn't exist and allows the viewer to project whatever they want onto it to feel connected and satisfied. It is smoke and mirrors for writers.
My theory on Mae not killing Sol back in the forest is because she’d be stranded. Remember she came with Qimir. She had no idea where the Jedi ship was located and they needed the gofer just to find that place.. Then there were ppl around when they got to the ship.. her first real chance was when they were alone on board
I find it hilarious that everything under the sun gets explained in monologues... While something like the tracker talking to sol or sol finally feeling the force again, happens to be the biggest mystery of the show
Why do the comment bots use diffent names, but the same butt pic? PS, the guy cosplaying as Frank Miller's 'Nuke' painted his face in reverse, the stars go on the other side. Looks good though, it's not easy putting that on in a mirror. Happy 4th of July.
You guys gotta react to Space Ice’s video on the acolyte- so good lol
The Mega buster hit movie where they showed the world
Please tell me he managed to sneak a Steven Seagal reference in there 😂
@@Deyrolle_1831 of course 😂😂😂
Smilo Ren: Wanna know how I got these scars?
And headlamp said she put everything she had in season 1 afraid of not getting a second season..
Well, she had not much to put in, so if it was her all, it sucked a dry egg through a fart