Gordon: *points at barnacle* "that up there what is that?" Tommy: *honk of fear and agony* Dr. Coomer: "what's the matter, Gordon?" Bubby: "I gotcha, tommy"
*Gordon:* “That’s what you get for looking up stock green screen footage of some people shooting guns. _The military can composite them into any scene.”_
I actually remember. This is some phone app where it had a bunch of affects you could put over your videos. Aimed at kids at the time. I remember i used this one. There was also ones of cars crashing and a missle landing. I remember they did a lot of movie tie ins like transformers and jurrassic world. This video of a bunch of guns being shot to the middle of the screen was one of the affects. Or maybe im wrong about all this and im a douchebag
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luke does a surprisingly great job at mimicking the HL1 scientist, maybe he should make a costume and perform at birthday parties in character as a side hustle
Through a mere two levels of parody we've managed to independently recreate what is literally just the plot of the original Half-Life. Wonderfully done.
The “help me Gordon!” sounded so cheerful lmao
like dora
"no, arg-"
Pretty accurate since that is referencing the character Hollowtones played as in HL:VR,AI.
Gotta have a good attitude when asking for help
For gods sake, open the silo door! They're coming for us! Oh my god, we're doomed!
*Tripmine explosion*
I dont know why, but I tried to save them by opening the door and exploding the tripmines
YOU FORGOT "IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT!"
Don't shoot! I'm with the science team!
I love your animations
“Look Gordon, ropes! We can use these t-help me Gordon!”
Gordon: *points at barnacle* "that up there what is that?"
Tommy: *honk of fear and agony*
Dr. Coomer: "what's the matter, Gordon?"
Bubby: "I gotcha, tommy"
*Sigh* okay, fine, I'll watch it again
“Yo..Where’s your passport..”
@@thechargentarge1341 holy shit is that the real benby calzone
@@chrisculver6965 full streams for the *full flavor*
“Good news Gordon! The cybernetics department replaced my colon!”
replaceded*
@@hereelabs I was looking for a Dr. Coomer, the absolute clon, reference and was not disappointed
Look Gordon ropes. HELP me Gordon!
@@wiruluff2472 Goodbye, Gordon.
Hello-
the last coomer clone is executed by gordon and the science team at the original's command, 2021 colorized
My power grows stronger, Gordon!
Bruh this was in black and white.
@@joeym5243 you have a point.
@@SgtCheapo whats the link
decolorized more like it
Everywhere I go, I am pursued by memories of Half Life VR.
Got your passport?
And how is that a bad thing?
“You’re not supposed to be in here.”
"Look Gordon! Ropes!"
I did have a wife, but they took her in the divorce.
RIP Dr.Coomer. you will forever be in our hearts (and a houndeyes belly)
Hes not dead because we are getting a sequel
*peeper-puppy
@@yeastus4293 Lmfao
Ah, I was wondering when I would see HLVRAI references
@@Starrii_Skies C'mon man, it's a half life related Video. There's gonna be HLVRAI references
``Look, Gordon! Ropes! We can use these for big pits.´´
-Dr.Coomer
It’s okay, he’s immortal in his timeline.
@@KaminNguyen7881 boo
@@starduststriker8792 Just report em and move on, in my experience it's like talking to a wall with these bot-likes.
Dr. Coomer is invincible!
@@barneycalhoun4611 I R E M E M B E R
@@sirmount2636 look Gordon, ropes! We can use these to- HELP ME, GORDON!
*Gordon:* “That’s what you get for looking up stock green screen footage of some people shooting guns.
_The military can composite them into any scene.”_
fjjhhubmuny dgjutd lgsaugh
@@KaminNguyen7881 no
I actually remember. This is some phone app where it had a bunch of affects you could put over your videos. Aimed at kids at the time. I remember i used this one. There was also ones of cars crashing and a missle landing. I remember they did a lot of movie tie ins like transformers and jurrassic world. This video of a bunch of guns being shot to the middle of the screen was one of the affects.
Or maybe im wrong about all this and im a douchebag
Gordon: ...
Gordon: "..."*
“Every cell in my body is in excruciating pain”
This is what I imagine Dr. Coomer sounding like in Black Mesa.
He discovered the most accurate FNAF lore, and he was too powerful for the government, so they just...
“Guys, I’ve solved it! Micheal Afton is actually the-“ *dies*
@@floralfox "OK ok listen,the reason why the whole restaurant power depends on a single battery is beca-"
“Take me! I’m the one man who knows EVERYTHING!”
My brain has been hard-wired to instantly think of HLVRAI and Dr.Coomer everytime I see or hear the phrase “Hello Gordon!”
Hello Gordon!
I have learned biomechanics just to help you rewire your brain into not thinking of HLVRAI whenever someone says Hello Gordon.
Mood. To be fair, I've never played or watched anything about the original HL1 itself so
Look Gordon! Ropes!
@@InfiniteThePhantomJackal HLVRAI is literally the only exposure I’ve had to Half-Life lol
The “hello gordon” was so good i thought it was an official voice line
You prolly don’t know what hlai is
if you think that's good then watch hlvrai lol
Me too
wut
“Hello Gordon! Look Gordon, ropes! We can use those to climb- help me Gordon!... Hello Gordon!”
don't worry his consciousness and power will just go to his nearest clone
*LOOK GORDON, ROPES! WE CAN USE THESE TO-*
AHHHHH HELP ME GORDON
I SEEN OUTSIDE OF BLACK MESA GORDON. there's nothing there.
TRASERVE BIG PITS TIME
Hang ourselves
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This is a certified “GAH” moment
"Help me, Gordon!"
**gets shot multiple times**
"No... :("
Well he’s immortal so it’s ok
Dude your pfp is cursed. Why
@@RantzdePantz I was gonna say...
@Lewis MARCOCCI Gordon I had a wife but they took her in the divorce
Plot twist: it was actually Gordon who took him out.
OH NO GORDON WHY
@@crystal8066 im named gordon, its cuz i wanted to.
This reminded me about Half Life VR but the AI is self aware...what a good show...
It really was
*Is
Imagine thinking that barnacles arent ropes
This post was made by the dr coomer gang
it indeed was
*"Hello Gordon"*
Oh no the AI is self aware!!
Gordon must be like *_"You'll get your help when you fix this goddamn lab"_*
The "gah" at the end sounded too legit.
every time I hear "hello Gordon" I think of Dr. Coomer from Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware
"you have one new voice mail"
the voice mail:
That cut off scream in terror had me dyin
“Surely someone will come and rescue us.”
- optimistic man, 1998
For a second there I thought it was gonna be an attempt at the Coomer voice, not the normal scientist voice.
I enjoy seeing HLVRAI and Half-Life 1 fans in the same place. Warms my heart.
luke does a surprisingly great job at mimicking the HL1 scientist, maybe he should make a costume and perform at birthday parties in character as a side hustle
“Gordon would later walk into the room with the sight of 750 dead military agents. With the real threat right in front of him.”
"look, gordon! ropes! we can use them to get across BIG pits!"
I like how the audio quality is slightly crusty, it adds to the "immersion"
the number of ppl here blissfully unaware of the existence of hlvrai is astounding and i wish i was them
“Stop shooting! im with the science team.”
But you dont have youre pasport
Look Gordon, Ropes! We can use them for big pits.
Through a mere two levels of parody we've managed to independently recreate what is literally just the plot of the original Half-Life. Wonderfully done.
*gordon proceeds to do a double backwards crouch fart jump at 9999 hammer units per second*
Look Gordon! Ropes! We can us-HELP ME GORDON!
It sure is a nice day to run towards a military agent, who I know will save me.
I love the enthusiasm at the GAAAHH part
"We have successfully wiped out the US military, gordon!"
i can't believe this really happened in game.
This is a heart wrenching masterpiece that will truly be beheld at the end of time.
"Look Gordon, ropes! We can use this to- Hello Gordon! There are military agents outside my laboratory."
Hello Luke.
ʕ ﾟ ● ﾟʔ
Hello God
Hello Miqwerty
Im goin to eaven
Look, Gordon! Ropes! We can use them for big pits!
gordon : *furiously bhopping across the facility*
Y'know getting a notification late at night with a RUclips notification titled "Hello Gordon" is oddly threatening
Im named gordon and im very scared.
There are unforeseen consequences within the test chamber.
Got me cryin' man, ya hit the nostalgic part of my brain
Pov: Your Gordon and you didn't help.
I’m Gordon already.
Never fear, Gordon!
*I am eternal.*
Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional.
That “Gah!” at the end couldn’t be more perfect.
"Hello, Dr. Coomer."
He's better suited for gordon's mission than gordon is. He can just stand still when 5 people are shooting him.
*Gordon why didn't you help him*
hes one of us
good news, gordon: the entire united states military has been completely wiped out
Gordon then became a chief of police to right the unjustified killing of his friend.
"I seem to be wounded."
Gordon doesn’t need to hear this, he’s a trained professional.
I should’ve known! The letters in ‘Gordon’ rearrange to spell Dogron!
*Oh no Gordon, I think they want us*
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Ropes! We can use them to traverse pits!!!
Your videos butter my biscuits thank you
Gordon help him-
This wouldn’t have happened if he brought his passport
Sadly, Gordon was busy finally getting that beer Barney owed him.
i don't know why but this made me cry for some reason
*Gordon Feetman*
FOOTSCANNATRON 3000
You, good sir, you brought back some good memories. Thank you
you're laughing, Gordon's friend has military agents outside of his laboratory and you're laughing.
_"Please stop firing rockets at my house!"_
Energy
POV: the AI is self awear
That's the Crossover I needed in my life
Gordon doesnt need to hear this hes a highly trained professional
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this he's a highly trained professional
goodbye Gordon, you didn't help me with the military agents outside my laboratory
A stack of hours left...that means...
WHAT THE HELL, STEV-
i appreciate how this is a fundraiser
I literally just got my Benry plushie wtf-
My man asking for help in lowercase
holy crap you nailed it
there were military agents outside his labrotory, your honor
I can't say I blame the HECU for being okay with killing scientists that are complacent and involved in the end of the world.
They missed a few members of the United states military
*every time you go to sleep, i can feel my body TORN apart, atom by ATOM, its painful gordon...*
Gordon, I'm thirsty.
;)
D. B. Cooper?
@@PerkasaRahmadani that's me. When i'm not hijacking planes I like to settle down with a warm glass of milk and watch funny youtube videos.
@@edit.5308 lol
Gordon, I'm full
Feed my-my coooooooins Mr Freemaaaaaaaan
Man im gonna have to traverse large pits, if only there was an easier way to cross them, perhaps with an elongated group of intertwining spirals
the HECU sees what seems to be a doctor calling for *gordons* help
I cannot stop hearing HL but the AI is Aware Dr Coomer’s voice over this
no agent can hurt him of there not a him to be hurt
You've perfectly replicated the super compressed sound of HL1's voiceclips
This voice is like a mix between the Scientist and Inspector Gadget
"Look Gordon, a rope! We can use this to traverse larg- HELP ME GORDON!!!"