Bert Kreischer only has one joke, which involves taking off his shirt and alcohol. It's a pretty funny joke. Hopefully he can milk it for another 15 years.
The scrum at the all stars game made me giggle, you can see all the boys on the ice are on the same wavelength and up for a giggle there. No harm no foul, everyone skating in laughing or smiling too
BTS play ice hockey Jin has a laughing moments at the other team. Jin: HEY Boston Bruins Player: HEY Jin: WHY DID THE BRUINS PLAYER CROSS THE ICE. Boston Bruins Player: I don’t know why Jin: SO HE CAN ELBOW SOMEBODY Boston Bruins Player: * stone cold after hearing Jin’s Joke* Jin: * windshield wiper laughing intensifies * The Boston Bruins Player grabs Jin’s stick and breaks it. RM: Jin were you just taunting him. Jin looks at the back of his jersey sees Bergeron: OH SHIT RM: Jin did you learn some…. Jungkook: OMG THAT’S PATRICE BERGERON. Jimin: Patrice Bergeron is a very good player from what I heard. RM: face off master. Jungkook: like Alexander Ovechkin. Bang PD: Jin your turn on the ice. Jin: * grabs his stick * OMG. OMG. * Jin tears up * V: * takes out his violin and plays sad violin music* Jin: * sobbing * my stick. My Beatiful hockey stick. * crying* * sings his high note from Epiphany so loud that all of the bruins players here it and the coach and the rest of BTS here it* V : * puts his violin away* Jimin: * pats Jin on the back * Jin: * Mario italian accent* MAMMA MIA!!!!! * crying* V: * gets his violin out and plays sad violin music* Jin: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY HOCKEY WITHOUT MY STICK. Jimin: * hands Jin his extra hockey stick. * * V’s violin music stops* Jin: OH. I HAD BROUGHT AN EXTRA ONE. * windshield wiper laughing intensifies * * Jin goes on the ice and sees who the face off guy of the bruins. It’s Patrice Bergeron* Jin: Oh Shit. I’m screwed. Wait I’m right wing. Jungkook: * comes on the ice to face off Patrice Bergeron * Jin: HA TAKE THIS BERGERON. RM: Jin stop taunting. Bergeron: HA JOKER GUY. Jin: OH SO YOU TAUNTING ME NOW. * Jin has a flashback to the broken stick incident and remembers the back of the player’s jersey. Jin says in his head. He broke my stick. That guy broke my stick* Jin: * angry * YOU. BROKE. MY. STICK. Bergeron: Right. Jungkook: * beats Bergeron at the face off * Jin: AND THEY SAID HE WAS THE FACE OFF MASTER. RM: JIN STOP. Bergeron: * elbows Jin for the taunting * RM: Karma. Jungkook: MY HYUNG. * in his head* must have been Bergeron. * Jungkook drop his gloves and takes off his helmet and throws it down* * yells* HEY BERGERON. Bergeron: OH SHIT. Jungkook: * suddenly speaks fluent English* YOU ELBOWED MY HYUNG. YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT. SUGA: * comes on the ice and elbows Marchand* Jungkook: OH NO. MARCHAND WHATCHA GONNA DO. SUGA ELBOWED MARCHAND. Bergeron: * very angry* * drops his gloves and goes after Jungkook * Jungkook: * starts fighting Bergeron and wins* Jungkook: that’s for you Jin. Jin looking shaken up from Bergeron’s hit. Jungkook: OMG JIN. Jin: JK. HELP ME. * crying in pain* RM: * comes on the ice* RM: Jin have you learned your lesson. DON’T TAUNT BERGERON. * BTS beat the Bruins because Bergeron was out for the rest of the game* Rest of BTS : WE WIN J-Hope and SUGA: * screaming * J-Hope: * continues screaming * * with his sunshine face screaming * Jin: HA TAKE THAT BRUINS. YOU GUYS ARE OVERRATED RM: JIN GOOD SPORTMANSHIP PLEASE. Jin: Good Game Bergeron. Bergeron: Good game Jin. You gonna stop taunting though. Jin: OH COME ON. THAT’S THE JIN SIGNATURE * windshield wiper laughing intensifies * Bergeron: * laughing* Bergeron: * at the rest of the bruins * FUNNY DUDE
@@kpm7264 Eh, these are the comments that I laugh at. No one is truly happy with every video that gets uploaded. This has nothing to do with running low on ideas. This was me tossing up an easy video that took no time so I could catch up on sleep and not end the daily upload streak.
7:48 I love how the announcers are all concerned while Fleury is trying his absolute hardest to compose himself
"oh fuck boys" - Letang probably
Calisse de tabarnak🤣🤣🤣
"Tarps off for the boys"- Bert Kreischer
I think it's tops off which masically means to take off your shirt.
I thought he said tarps too lol Im gonna start using it
@@sashaozerov3827 nah he said tarps
Bart actually doesn't look that fat in this video
Bert is the worlds worst liar
I love when hockey players fight and they smile after.
Kreischer the machine at his finest .. god bless him
Iiiio
Kjij
Drew doughty doing everything in his power to keep his head in the game instead of dying laughing at him is hilarious
Bert Kreischer only has one joke, which involves taking off his shirt and alcohol. It's a pretty funny joke. Hopefully he can milk it for another 15 years.
would of loved to see Bert take a puck to the dome
Fleury seems like the cheeriest person ever 🥰
It is nice to see players getting along with each other
The scrum at the all stars game made me giggle, you can see all the boys on the ice are on the same wavelength and up for a giggle there. No harm no foul, everyone skating in laughing or smiling too
7:54 not fleury using his glove to cover his smile 💀
I love him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:43 flying
7:48 fleury trying to not laugh
The 1st one tho😂🤣
The Mean Machine 🤘🏽
As a sharks fan one of my favorite queen videos.. that one and the one where EK65 brown and drew all have that exchange before a puck drop
Lol
You may not like it, but that's what the peak male body looks like.
@@tevinsherrill5653 exactly what Ovi looks like (want reference? There is a photo of him sleeping with Stanley after the Caps won in 2018)
I like how he got away with hitting his teammate as an “accident” just because he’s captain had his elbow up and everything
8:20 group hug !
Thanks Jens!!! I've never seen that clip of The Machine at the King's game before. Hilarious!!! Kreischer cracks me up!
part 2 im begging this makes me very happy!
The first one i was earing "cocaine cocaine"
I'm so happy to find out that everything Letterkenny taught me about hockey is true
Absolutely lmao
1:32 so they smiled only to keep the ref away before starting the fight???
00:16 YUCK!
Erik Karlsson in the thumbnail is laughing even harder now he has that grand larceny of a contract now.
Lmao from 2 years later
7:55 Fleury can’t stop laughing even when his teammate gets hurt
The biggest laugh in the vid is the announcer suggesting the Panthers and Senators will meet in the playoffs...how? 🤣
maybe do loudest crowds?
Yes! Loudest moments!
5:03 the announcer almost said Anderson lol
at 7:33 it really looked like in the movies ... 🤣
Phaneuf's warm-up hit on Komisarek sums up his tenure as the Leafs' captain.
Come to think of it, sums up Komisarek's tenure with the Leafs as well.
The ref looked genuinely concerned when the machine took his tarp off
OMG.
HOCKEY MOM HERE CANADA.
CHIRPED UP. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦😁😁🤣🤣😁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
GOD BLESS US EVERYONE EVERYWHERE
Hahah Ryan dzingel went to my high school and I’m famliy friends with him
Dzingel can fight. But he is a good player. Coaches would rather he didn't fight.
@@dealy9268 true. I feel like he’s kinda underrated
ttell him come to pens
@@YeYe-db6ur LOL NOOOO! The Canes already don't have enough toughness.
Video idea
NHL players: playing the game
Brilliant
@@robbyfarias5474 I know right😂
NHL players: Breathing
Where’s Jake McCabe after Hall tried to hit him??
0:00-1:03: 😆😆😆OMG that guy is out of his mind 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Berts a legend.
That first guy is a beauty
Could you do apologizing moments part 2 plz
Can’t stop to get enough
wtf were they all hugging instead of fighting near the end? LOL
Oh my God, I would’ve loved to see the first guys wife’s face when he took his shirt off😂😂😂
NEWS FLASH!!!!!! - player breathes
These daily uploads aren't a *laughing* matter, they're great.
Nhl, just let Jens go.
You should do goals being scored right after goals being waved off
The machine!!!!!
Where’s Jake McCabe after Hall tried to hit him??
Next List: Players Breathing
god i love bert kreischer
When Bertuzzi goes down it looks like he's doing a really cheesy impression of a dying character.
Thumbnail is pure sadness as a sens fan.
Just remember we got Norris and Stutzle for him!
Meh you guys are better off. You guys are rebuilding so well at the moment it’s nuts
Bert is like the real life version of David Puddy
next vid Nhl: players breathing
Sigh....ottawa gave away everyone worth keeping.
BTS play ice hockey
Jin has a laughing moments at the other team.
Jin: HEY
Boston Bruins Player: HEY
Jin: WHY DID THE BRUINS PLAYER CROSS THE ICE.
Boston Bruins Player: I don’t know why
Jin: SO HE CAN ELBOW SOMEBODY
Boston Bruins Player: * stone cold after hearing Jin’s Joke*
Jin: * windshield wiper laughing intensifies *
The Boston Bruins Player grabs Jin’s stick and breaks it.
RM: Jin were you just taunting him.
Jin looks at the back of his jersey sees Bergeron: OH SHIT
RM: Jin did you learn some….
Jungkook: OMG THAT’S PATRICE BERGERON.
Jimin: Patrice Bergeron is a very good player from what I heard.
RM: face off master.
Jungkook: like Alexander Ovechkin.
Bang PD: Jin your turn on the ice.
Jin: * grabs his stick * OMG. OMG. * Jin tears up *
V: * takes out his violin and plays sad violin music*
Jin: * sobbing * my stick. My Beatiful hockey stick. * crying* * sings his high note from Epiphany so loud that all of the bruins players here it and the coach and the rest of BTS here it*
V : * puts his violin away*
Jimin: * pats Jin on the back *
Jin: * Mario italian accent* MAMMA MIA!!!!! * crying*
V: * gets his violin out and plays sad violin music*
Jin: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PLAY HOCKEY WITHOUT MY STICK.
Jimin: * hands Jin his extra hockey stick. *
* V’s violin music stops*
Jin: OH. I HAD BROUGHT AN EXTRA ONE. * windshield wiper laughing intensifies *
* Jin goes on the ice and sees who the face off guy of the bruins. It’s Patrice Bergeron*
Jin: Oh Shit. I’m screwed. Wait I’m right wing.
Jungkook: * comes on the ice to face off Patrice Bergeron *
Jin: HA TAKE THIS BERGERON.
RM: Jin stop taunting.
Bergeron: HA JOKER GUY.
Jin: OH SO YOU TAUNTING ME NOW. * Jin has a flashback to the broken stick incident and remembers the back of the player’s jersey. Jin says in his head. He broke my stick. That guy broke my stick*
Jin: * angry * YOU. BROKE. MY. STICK.
Bergeron: Right.
Jungkook: * beats Bergeron at the face off *
Jin: AND THEY SAID HE WAS THE FACE OFF MASTER.
RM: JIN STOP.
Bergeron: * elbows Jin for the taunting *
RM: Karma.
Jungkook: MY HYUNG. * in his head* must have been Bergeron. * Jungkook drop his gloves and takes off his helmet and throws it down* * yells* HEY BERGERON.
Bergeron: OH SHIT.
Jungkook: * suddenly speaks fluent English* YOU ELBOWED MY HYUNG. YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT.
SUGA: * comes on the ice and elbows Marchand*
Jungkook: OH NO. MARCHAND WHATCHA GONNA DO. SUGA ELBOWED MARCHAND.
Bergeron: * very angry* * drops his gloves and goes after Jungkook *
Jungkook: * starts fighting Bergeron and wins*
Jungkook: that’s for you Jin.
Jin looking shaken up from Bergeron’s hit.
Jungkook: OMG JIN.
Jin: JK. HELP ME. * crying in pain*
RM: * comes on the ice*
RM: Jin have you learned your lesson. DON’T TAUNT BERGERON.
* BTS beat the Bruins because Bergeron was out for the rest of the game*
Rest of BTS : WE WIN
J-Hope and SUGA: * screaming *
J-Hope: * continues screaming * * with his sunshine face screaming *
Jin: HA TAKE THAT BRUINS. YOU GUYS ARE OVERRATED
RM: JIN GOOD SPORTMANSHIP PLEASE.
Jin: Good Game Bergeron.
Bergeron: Good game Jin. You gonna stop taunting though.
Jin: OH COME ON. THAT’S THE JIN SIGNATURE * windshield wiper laughing intensifies *
Bergeron: * laughing*
Bergeron: * at the rest of the bruins * FUNNY DUDE
0:00
BTS RM at a NHL Game Be Like
Bert is my hero lol
Brett krischner?!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🤣🤣🤣🇨🇦🇨🇦
0:45
Jimin when someone makes fun of his height In the NHL
😂🤣😅😂
*Stop drinking, Bert.*
Mind me asking how to get nhl clips??
NHL channel, NHL.tv and NHL.com
thank god for bert kreischer
Hockey is the best sport dude
1:13
Opponent Player: @ JIMIN of BTS. You’re short
Jimin: 1:24
I feel like I could be in jail for life and enjoy it as long as I was cell mates with bert
Love me some Bruce kersher
0:45
Jungkook vs Bergeron be like
Didn't know if the Dzingle fight in Florida was during or before the pandemic because couldn't hear any fans
I aspire to be the first guy
do pregame warmup inquires
Nice vid
My girlfriend mad was having trouble
She mad to me
woah when did hockey players have feeling
Hi jens ily u r so beautiful
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Chara laughing at Brendan Smith?
Well that was the most boring thing I ever watched
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I fuckin love Bert. Strasvutsia, bitches.
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The all-star game is a joke and it sucks big time, its not even worth taking a 10 second gander at it.
First 🥇
This seems like a getting low on ideas video...👎
Do you feel good about your self?
@@kpm7264 yes I do. Do you feel good about yourself?
@@rickvon809 yes I do, but why did you felt like it was necessary to comment that?
@@kpm7264 Eh, these are the comments that I laugh at. No one is truly happy with every video that gets uploaded. This has nothing to do with running low on ideas. This was me tossing up an easy video that took no time so I could catch up on sleep and not end the daily upload streak.