Conan - Hannigan the Salesman Compilation
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"Put on your giggle turban, we're off to Laughganistan!"
c'mon dude...that's genius
That would never get through today, yet it is hilarious!
@@laktosmiffo Why not? A headpiece and a country is not PC all of a sudden? Get outta here sourpuss.
Classic Invasion humor
🤣
The writing in these bits is so dense and brilliant. It's so much better than it needs to be.
Packed with so many jokes and old references. Needs a few viewings to catch them all.
This writing is pure GOLD. A shout out to the actor as well. He's SO believable...and awesome!!
It's so dense, every frame has so many old timey salesman jokes in it.
@@jessemast5319 Brian Stack. He's also the writer.
The audience can't keep up
Hannigan probably would have sold more stuff if Conan didn't have such a hot Irish temper.
Maybe he needs to hear the song on that from Artie Kendall.
Baba ba boo
I once heard a nice little ditty about Irish people. Catchy AND informative, for example did you know Irish people have corn for brains and spray whiskey when they sneeze?
"nostrily-sweep!
he's not irish tho
My god, Brian Stack is criminally underrated.
yeah conan lost more than just a writer/performer when he quit the show...
@@LickMyMusketBallsYankee yup. just another thing that could have been prevented if california just wasnt the worst place in the country anymore... i blame gavin newsom... lol
@@golbez3794 Oh yeah for sure I don't blame them. That place hasn't been the ideal LA dream since the Mama's and Papa's sang about it in the 70s
@@golbez3794 pretty sure it was a distance thing.
@@LickMyMusketBallsYankee Then why doesn’t Colbert use him, his show isn’t funny.
“Comedy, eh? It must be that new kind where the audience laughs on the inside!”
that's just viciously funny
"Did you just say it lowers sperm count?"
"The court orders me to say it, not repeat it."
These are great.
"The court orders me to say it, not repeat it."
One of the best comedic lines ever written.
lol......my favorite is the relaxation pistol
And it got no laughs...
it was not one of the beat comedic lines ever written you bozo brain
Brian Stack had to be the best writer AND actor ever on the show. His delivery is unreal
And he played probably the most bizarre character that was ever on the show: The Interrupter! And he was also responsible for “Frankenstein Wastes a Minute of Our Time,” a bit that shouldn’t have worked but always did.
His old timey intros are the best part of all of this. Conan must've been dying on the inside, this is 100% his sense of humor.
Brian Stack currently works for Colberts Late Show, and he has been the head writer there for a long time.
@@jmp01a24But has he done anything as classic as this on Colbert? Does be have new characters?
@@wellesradio He has appeared on Colbert lately. In certain funny situations.
Conan has mentioned before that he loves this kind of early 20th century scammer, kind of similar to the monorail selling guy in the Simpsons.
Makes sense, he wrote that episode. I'm sure y'all already knew that.
@@cleverusername9369 did he write any other episodes
@@wuffalo he wrote four in total, i believe. Homer Goes to College, Marge vs. The Monorail, New Kid on the Block, and Treehouse of Horror IV. some of the best, imo.
He said he grew up on old movies like Jimmy Cagney stuff.
He loves this kind of fast talking type character.
@@nicholasmoose6574 yeah! I heard he said that while talking to Michael Chriton, amazing episode of the podcast!
Edit:keaton, Michael keaton
Conan keeps forgetting who this man is. Sounds like he needs memory rejuvenater from MemoryCo
Now with 62% less cat urine.
@@johnwestcott5612 how many crates do you want?
Cash or credit?
Its Lobotorific!
Ah, too sentimental, eh??
"My late salesman father. Killed in his sleep by a shifty creole prostitute..." may be my favorite line of the whole video. Lol.
"This job has killed the part of my brain that lives in the present" 🤣
He doesn't miss a beat, and never stumbles on a single word. Amazing
Conan was blessed with that guys talent.
Absolutely incredible talent
10:03 is the closest he came to a stumble. So slight it's almost unnoticeable .
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Minor stumble at 27:52
Correct. That is not easy.
Brian Stack is awesome.
He's fantastic👍
AGREED
I wondered who this guy was. See him(and especially hear him) all the time on Colbert.
@@Taijifufu you know sometimes, just sometimes folks i like to slap a wallabee to a high jump bar, huff some orange surveyors paint and stack frozen squirrel carcasses and set them with mortar mixed with kitty litter and flop sweat to create the back alley olympic medal stand that i like to call "Meanwhile"...
@@wonderyearsdouche475 And too underrated
"Let me guess: you've been burned by shoe trees in the past.....who hasn't?"
This man deserved an Emmy for this
Just thinking that. Brian Stack should've won some sorta comedy award for this character.
"Crankier than Khruschev during the caviar embargo". Lol. Really brilliant lines here.
"What kind of escapist fair are you pumping out of this fantasy factory?"
silliness....this show is so silly
*fare
it's just excellent dialogue...
The kind of people who will applause when they hear "Hiltero-whoo"
Ive never seen so many brilliant one liners in one place.
yup
Who are the hell are you?
This is solid proof that you can use the same sketch over and over and it never gets boring. Lol.
There is also a supercut on youtube of the Drunk Uncle segment from SNL. Same sketch every time and kills every time.
@@jacobseal I just watched it. Never seen that character before. Lol. I may start saying controversial buzz words into a half drank glass of scotch. Lol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ericwestrick462 The world needs you to do that. =)
Road runner 🐺
preperation h raymond got me every time.
"What's the synonym for unbeatable? Shiny!"
Incredible.
"i heard more laughs during the cuban missle crisis" is a very underrated line, i love the audience reaction
Conan: Hey, you're a racist
Salesman: Glad that's out of the way
👏👏😂😂😂
"Comedy eh? It must be that new kind where the audience laughs on the inside" - Savage
“Why does my illiterate 400 lb wife get conjugal visits with death row inmates? Sometimes it’s best to not ask”
The fact that these all use the same basic script makes them progressively funnier as you watch them all back to back. Big ups to whoever put these together.
Back to back, like in a Swedish testicular pleasure bath
Brian Stack is such a gem.
Have you seen him do Brent Musberger? So good.
I swear, every single one of his lines is so funny I would like to learn it by heart and use it everyday, and at the same time so quick you could easily miss it (and the audience does, half the time). What a GREAT late night sketch
And btw thanks so much for the reupload, GForce
I use “Sweet Cold War tension!” a lot in everyday life
This kind of depresses me because my brain isn't quick enough to fire stuff off like this. You can tell Brian has a sky high IQ by watching this. I haven't checked but I bet money he's Ivy League
@@chiarosuburekeni9325 He definitely is smart. People would probably stutter just within the first few sentences. He has like a 99% accuracy rate, of all the sketches only 2 small little hiccups. You need decent brainpower to remember and recite while playing a character like this.
I wonder if the audience has been instructed not to laugh because it would completely ruin the fast pacing of these jokes
It's funny because Brian Stack also did a recurring bit as the singing Crooner ghost and it was basically the same scenario where Conan is shocked by his sudden appearance, Stack persistently offers something, and Conan is disgusted by it. Instead of selling crappy things, the ghost kept singing songs with offensive lyrics. 😂
See my other video compilation of the crooner ghost 👻
So good
Best actor, best script..... DAMN!!!!
yeah...one of the best..i would say it's one of the top ten best sketches Conan has ever done
The delivery is perfect!
Brian did VO work for an old client of mine. He was so talented, witty, and easy to work with. He was also a copywriter for a while in the 90s in Chicago. Such a mensch.
god, i would pay top dollar for a novelized version of this character's biography. there's just so much i need to know about his life.
I like how you think
It’s like when his father paid a man to run him over with a golf cart. Best not to ask questions.
This has got to be one of my all-time favorite characters
It's amazing this guy managed to memorize these scripts and rattle through them without tripping over himself.
He reads some of it off the teleprompter/cue-cards. But, I agree, it’s a master class of live comedy performing.
@@assmane999 He's a WRITER that worked on Conan's show, you silly gibbons.
He doesn't need to remember sh*t. He writes that sort of stuff for a living.
Just because you wrote it doesn't mean you've memorized it.@@TatankaTaylor
Late Night with Conan really was a gem of a show. So off the wall and hilarious.
There is no other show on TV that would ever put a sketch like this on air, and not just once, but make it a recurring bit over and over. It's that completely unique comic sensibility that make Conan such a legend.
The only other host who’s gotten close to Conan’s quality is Craig Ferguson. He had that same relaxed confidence and unserious tone that permeates all Late Night Conan.
I love the idea that Hannigan is a total lunatic, shunned by society, but he still gets one over on Conan.
Fair play to the writers for so many quality jokes in a short space of time, and Brian Stack for not missing a single beat!
‘Why did my prostitute mother trade me to circus freaks for an old Newsweek magazine? Some stones are best left unturned’ freakin brilliant
He delivers jokes like poetry. It’s amazing
For 20 years, I've been doing that bit where I read a card or paper and slap it away like Hannigan and literally zero people know the reference.
Cash or layaway?
congratulations
Sounds fun to be around....
@@Tooch24 Only if someone is a big wet blanket who doesn't appreciate a good bit
I love it.
25:35 “It’s Oppenheimerrific!” is a magical phrase
I love how it’s the same bit with the same beats over and over and over again with slightly different wording, even with Conan having the same reaction of not knowing at first if the guy is a traveling salesman. I can’t think of any other bits in which Conan doesn’t have previous knowledge of the recurring character from previous bits. It’s like a parallel universe each time!
im thinking more Brian Stack bits like The Interrupter and the Crooner Ghost 😂
Totally different “wording” every time, 100%
"Achoo! Sorry, I'm allergic to filthy liars."
Despite all the great jokes in here, for some reason the thing that cracks me up the most is when he describes joke companies like clothing companies ("maybe you'd prefer some lowbrow fare from our pedestrian Fairmount line!").
hilarious....way too in-depth....
Conan isn't only amazing writer and host in his own right, but he sure gathered an amazing team around him, too!
‘You’re full of tension, Hitchcock.’ Brilliant, and went right over the audience’s heads.
Hooked another fish pops! Watch me reel him in
I think its "hooked another fish..."
Makes more sense
@@GForce645 whoops lol
that's what started all this madness...lol
"SketchCo?"
- The future head of ConaCo
This is one of the best recurring sketches ever.
The writing is so dense and so good, it's almost too much. Perfect for comedy.
Brian Stack is so good.
20:36 “Boy, that Fantastic Four movie sure is highly anticipated! If it any more buzz it’d be a bus, or a bee, or a hornet or something else that buzzes, maybe an old TV or that astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Was Buzz his real name or just a nickname? Who cares that whole moon landing was fake anyway. Cash or credit?”
"Ah, so you're a man who values his genitals!"
"Comedy, eh? I heard more laughs during the Cuban Missile Crisis"
9:50 - 10:00 -- "Ah-choo. I'm sorry; I'm allergic to filthy liars!"
Sometime before I die, I must use that sentence in real life.
I think we all should.
If you just wanted to write it a as comment, you could use it multiple times on Twitter every day.
"Is this the new kind of comedy where people laugh on the inside?"
The slow knife cuts deepest lololol
That's a good way to describe modern internet humour.
My god THAT TALENT!
yeah.....it's scary
Conan has a genius writing staff
I'd marry scratch if it weren't taboo HEY CONGRESS WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF OUR BACK AND LET MEN MARRY CATS
“You’re crankier than Rock Hudson in a sorority house.” 😂😂
Back when people didn’t get offended by humor.
@@andybaldman .....this isnt actually from the 1950s, dude. its a skit from a modern talk show
@@anodosarcade7355 Yes, it's from the 90's. And that's what I was referring to. Anyone doing this skit today would be cancelled, because people have gotten really stupid in the last 20 years.
@@andybaldman it's not from the 90s it's from like 2006. It's not even that old.
@@scwt89 Maybe. I don't know how long the Hannigan character ran for. But yes, you're right.
"Hop on the Giggle Ship, we're off to Chuckle Island."
Strap on a laugh rocket, we’re going to Planet Bust-a-gut
Hop on the Laugh-Tractor, we're off to the Chuckle-Harvest!
Jump into the Schtick Rickshaw, we're headed to the Gag Ganges!
he's got a million of 'em...i'm JEALOUS!!....pissed i did'nt make those up...they're so good.....
@@TETCOM. The one about the "Gag Ganges" was mine. (Not to boast or anything.)
I miss Conan's old audiences as much as I miss the bits. His writers said the best ones were during the summer when all the college students came to see the show.
Glad I found this gold. This is hilarious
This guy's bits are shiny! Conan and his colleagues bring me such joy and laughter.
Gotta respect how the different "lines" of jokes come on different colored 3x5 cards.
Cash or credit???
"I prefer to think of myself as a wandering nuisance!"
even Letterman never got this funny Conan is king... to me at least
I want to hear more about William H. Macy's humidifier.
In the most recent podcast episode, with Hannah Einbinder, Conan talked about how much he loves the 1930s way of talking. But we knew that already. :)
Swear to God, Have watched this on and off for 2 week,s, my rib,s hurt from laughing. Thank you Brian Stack!😂
Man this guy does a really good job, I wonder how nerve-wracking it must be to get started and not make any mistakes!
Haha seems like he slowed down on the 2nd one, I bet he was told to.
Conan was right: The line about Hannigan getting a “fatherly punch in the throat” is super-depressing and a great example of the wild darkness crammed into these skits. 😂
HDTV - a Half-Drunk Tibetan Ventriloquist, who doesn't want that.
I puke on your shoes
lol.......thats one of the best in the vid...lol
*adds 'one of a kind rectal citrus wash' to his bucket list*
I really appreciate Max Weinberg playing "Pusherman" by Curtis Mayfield at the end of most of these bits.
SO much gold here, I have to remember these.
I love watching these knowing Conan is loving every minute of it. This is pure Conan comedy.
This was the best late night comedy show, ever. I still laugh at these skits 20-25 years later. It gave me a reason to stay up late…
These historical jokes are top notch. Absolutely incredible!!
Quality writing from Harvard Lampoon's best since 1970.
These are some of the greatest moments on late night ever.
Thank you so much for this video! i have watched it more than 10 times and it is still funny than most SNL skits!
Brian Stack was magic on that show. So many great characters.
Put on your tickle turban, we're off to Laugh-ganistan!
Okay, some compilations are just unbelievable. To have recorded every instance of this character that until this day I had never seen (and I've watched a good amount of Conan), you must be the biggest Conan fan on the planet. Or the world's biggest Hannigan fan.
This guy is just too smart and fast for the audience.
"Comedy eh? Must be that new type of comedy where the audience laughs on the inside". rofl, brilliant.
I have never laughed this much to any sketch 😂😂😂😂
Chemistry & Timing between these legends cannot be matched by anyone.
It's two decades later and his delivery is still smooth and its pattern appeals to the aspergic nerd in me.
This is what happens when Conan writes characters🤣🤣🤣
Actually this character was written by Andrew Weinberg, Brian Stack (who portrayed the character) and Michael Koman.
16:30 "Thought you were bluffing, General Tso..."
I really liked him as a singing ghost.
Ba ba ba boom, heyyy Conan
Amazing acting. Conan and his crew really knew how to do quality comedy. I remember staying up late as a teen just to watch Conan on NBC. Good memories. Times seemed simpler back then
Man, I can't wait to see Brian again when Colbert returns. He's just genius dude and whatever he writes or whatever he takes part in as far as sketches the guy is brilliant. And I love his voices whether he does Kennedy or FDR just so brilliant
"Comedy, eehhh? Must be that new kind, where the audience laugh on the inside...."
Seeing these old vids reminds you how good tv used to be, and how much it sucks now. No exaggeration.
"I'm just here to report a mad slasher. Yeah, he slashed the prices on the items that I have in this briefcase and now the bargains are totally criminal."
I don't know why but that phrase, "Baboon Adrenaline" is ridiculously funny.
“Der Bingle sure showed some acting chops in that timeless weeper” *sly smile*
Had me in stitches.
I love that he actually made a sale a couple of times, one with Joel and one with Conan.
When your fans love you so much that when your writers insult their own jokes they get boos
Must be the kind where people laugh on the inside, as I laugh on the outside.