Time Stamps 0:00 Candidate Arnold, recall the founding fathers 5:31 Girly Men comments 12:31 Foreign Presidents, Gay Marriage 17:22 Thanksgiving 18:57 RNC Speech, admire nixon 27:30 Bush v Kerry, earthquake 30:05 Michael Jackson 32:14 Approval rating, gasoline prices
GPS voice: "And if you don't make the next LEFT onto Carson St., I cannot be held responsible for your fate, don't be a Conan-boy. Get to work on time you American slob! You're welcome!"
@@jamesrawlins735 Yeah dogg and when he was campaigning for 96 hours straight and fell asleep randomly while talking to Conan. Waking up suddenly saying "---Dole??" hahaha
I lOVE Robert Smigel's fake German b/c as he makes it up he is inadvertently using actual German/Yiddish words to create Arnold's nonsense. At 5:54 he says, "Ach schlein mein flacken die schicken die flazen die zeitzen!"... "oh hell my flames, the flickers have been sent, oh these times (we are in)!". LOL!
I watch this every day, and sometimes several times a day. So many funny details one can appreciate, especially if one watched his speech at the 2004 RNC.
Thanks for uploading these. When I was 13 I recorded these on a micro cassette recorder when they 1st aired. Used to listen to it all the time. I remember never being able to find it on RUclips until now. Hilarious 😆
Thank U to Smigel amdn O'brien - and all staff and crew - this era was gold and I couldn't get enough. So great to revisit this amazing stuff again. Thanks for compiling and posting. We were so lucky to have this material when nothing else could come close to the funny and cutting-edge factor.
29:06 They refer to the San Simeon Earthquake on Dec.22nd 2003 It did a lot of damage. I remember being in Paso Robles CA, where Gov. Schwarzenegger gave a speech in the ruined town square. I remember him saying "WE WILL REBUILD THIS TOWN SQUARE!" And everyone cheered. This is a part of my list of famous Arnold one liners as much as "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN" and "HASTA LA VISTA BABY". As the years go by, I still remember him saying this, but a more caricatured version has begun to take over in my mind. Now I simply hear Conan's Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "WE WILL REBUILD THIS TOWN SQUARE YAAAH"
“Lincoln was human garbage!” “Our Thanksgiving was called sprekensfritzel, we would release a baboon into the Forrest and bash our heads on the table!”
Currently have 3 different streaming services and all of you tube, what finally holds my attention today AND ACTUALLY makes me laugh...this lol. Was great then and even better now.
I remember as a kid during sleevovers recounting Arnold movies that one of us had seen but the others hadn’t. This was before Conan started doing it, but we essentially created the same exact bit. We stayed up all night basically doing this same thing. We called it “Stupid Arnold” and he was almost exactly the same as Robert Smigel’s version. He would fumble his lines and his catchphrase was, “No, YOU are all a bunch of stupids!” We laughed until it hurt. 😂 Great memories
This reminds me of my friends in high school and I always making our laughs real big with high kicks and running to the other side of a room and ridiculous shit like that. Fast forward a few years and we discover Molly Shannon on SNL acting exactly how we did in high school. We always said she would've been part of our friend group had she gone to school with us. I love reading about other people who had just as much fun making up funny stuff and acting like morons 🤣 We need more people like us in the world.
fun fact that no one will believe: Arnold was once a family friend, until the whole nanny/affair scandal happened and my aunt cut him off after telling him that she was 'very disappointed' in him but 'wished him well'. He was mostly just like this at every dinner, and would always quote his films if you asked. I kind of miss him honestly.
Sinbad used to be in some pretty good Christmas movies, "Houseguest" with the wonderful Phil Hartman (RIP Phil 🙏🏽🥺) and of course "Jingle All De Way!" 🔔🎄☃️🎅 🎁
Just remember, If you give a man a jingle he'll jingle for a day. If you teach a man to jingle he'll JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!
Get. Out.
No, noooooooooo!
Your puny po-po. Gaaaaaaaaah! It's...
*JINGLE ALL DE VEEEEEEY!*
This is the problem! You see, before they were only jingling PART of the way!!
@@JamesHahnII Jingle *ALL* De Veyyyyyyy!
"HAHAHAA YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL QUAID IT IS."-TOTAL RECALL 1990
I remember I always looked forward to this segment in every Conan episode. Always had me in fiddling, fumbling, flashdancing stitches.
Don't forget Flambe-ing!
I remember laughing so hard it actually hurt my jaw and left me breathless...I thought I was gonna have a spasm or something.
Brian is a comedy genius
@@StevenEverallook at this nerd correcting people on RUclips! More like flamGAYING!
I like how Smigel's Schwarzenegger voice drifts into his Triumph at times.
We had a q&a after a Smigel retrospective (back then !?!) at Montréal JFL in 2002. I sat next to he & wife and got to chat 👌
Was waiting for Arnold to poop on Conan.
Drifts into trump, too.
I know it’s hilarious. Robert Smigel is a comic genius. JINGLE ALL DA VAY!!! 😂😂😂
I like your comment….TO POOP ON!!
Conan: "That movie came out 6 years ago".
Arnold: "YOU CAME OUT 6 YEARS AGO!"
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I sure miss these days. Love Conan so much. ❤
These really are some of the funniest bits in the history of television.
13th like,i remember my favorite 🎶 parties and grouping and parties and grouping I'm the governor come sit on my popo 🎶
They get better every year
"You know, I'm not from this country...I sound like average Joe...American dude" gets me every time.
These segments were such a big part of my childhood.
That's why we're here.. my favorite is the baseball steroids bit.
💯
"You were a such a big part of your childhood!!'
My favorite was when his tooth gap fell out.
Time Stamps
0:00 Candidate Arnold, recall the founding fathers
5:31 Girly Men comments
12:31 Foreign Presidents, Gay Marriage
17:22 Thanksgiving
18:57 RNC Speech, admire nixon
27:30 Bush v Kerry, earthquake
30:05 Michael Jackson
32:14 Approval rating, gasoline prices
I love how in every segment he manages to plug his movie Jingle All The Way without fail! XD
This should make a comeback on Conan.
Conan is in LA and Smigel lives in New York. Hence why Triumph is on Colbert
@Marcus Maloney The Show Conan is filmed in LA
Late Show With Colbert is filmed in New York
Smigel lives in New York
What's confusing?
Lmao. Oops. Who's confused roller coaster lmao?
What I heard is that the old network owns this segment so it will never come again :(
@Marcus Maloney It's recorded live in the studio. Hence the Goof ups and ad-libbing.
I would pay for a 24 hour Smigel Schwarzenegger channel. Imagine getting traffic, news, weather, etc. from the time-traveling Uber President!
GPS voice: "And if you don't make the next LEFT onto Carson St., I cannot be held responsible for your fate, don't be a Conan-boy. Get to work on time you American slob! You're welcome!"
Smigel is a Comedic Genius!
Smigel's resume is insane
Was only gonna watch a minute or so for nostalgias sake, ended up watching all glorious 35 minutes of it.
Same!
Happy 25th anniversary to the all-time smash hit holiday classic JINGLE ALL THE WAY (released November 16th, 1996)!
5:31 Arnie drops down via satellite while the picture closes out the Walker Texas Ranger lever. I don't think we knew how good we had it.
90's-00's Conan was just on a different level.
I know right? They could get a good laugh out of the most simplistic topic. It'll never be so great again.
It was the best.
I so remember these skits and loved it.
No one like Conan and his team
Out of all of these types of skits, the Arnold Schwarzenegger ones are the best!
Actually I loved the Bob Dole one - where he talked in the third person "Dole sad"
@@jamesrawlins735 Yeah dogg and when he was campaigning for 96 hours straight and fell asleep randomly while talking to Conan. Waking up suddenly saying "---Dole??" hahaha
Triumph the insult comic dog
Damn do I miss these days. ❤️
this was one of my favorite conan bits. been waiting forever for this.
The BIll Clinton bits were pretty good, too.
"I cannot tell a lie...you're DEAD" Classic! Lol
Robert smiggles a goddamn genius
The timeless holiday classic, Jingle All The Way!🤣
Just like my super smash box office hit T3 RISE OF THE MACHINES
God I loved this from the old Conan. I miss this
I lOVE Robert Smigel's fake German b/c as he makes it up he is inadvertently using actual German/Yiddish words to create Arnold's nonsense. At 5:54 he says, "Ach schlein mein flacken die schicken die flazen die zeitzen!"... "oh hell my flames, the flickers have been sent, oh these times (we are in)!". LOL!
I love playing these in the background while I'm doing stuff around the house. So hilarious and relaxing at the same time!
We need more compilations like this one…
glad im not the only one who does this
This is funnier than anything on any talk show today and funnier than anything SNL has today.
I watch this every day, and sometimes several times a day. So many funny details one can appreciate, especially if one watched his speech at the 2004 RNC.
-Arnold what would you do about California's fiscal crisis?
-I don't know. I've never been in a movie about a fiscal crisis.
In tears and rolling on floor by 5m30s. Robert Smigel is a genius. 🤣
When he left late night with conan. He took something with him...
These impressions were the highlight of late night with Conan.
Thanks for uploading these.
When I was 13 I recorded these on a micro cassette recorder when they 1st aired. Used to listen to it all the time. I remember never being able to find it on RUclips until now. Hilarious 😆
I used to record it to my voicemail 😂😂😂😂😂
Make me your President or I will crush you,the greatest campaign slogan ever
And he’d get millions of Americans gladly prostrating themselves before him
Jingle all the way is totally a holiday classic. My family and I watch it every December
Same
Nooo, it's gaaarbage!
@@RaimoJackson Hilarious and campy garbage, the best kind
So absolutely hilarious, thanks so much, give us more :)
Thank U to Smigel amdn O'brien - and all staff and crew - this era was gold and I couldn't get enough. So great to revisit this amazing stuff again. Thanks for compiling and posting. We were so lucky to have this material when nothing else could come close to the funny and cutting-edge factor.
Conan was so great at this time period
29:06 They refer to the San Simeon Earthquake on Dec.22nd 2003 It did a lot of damage. I remember being in Paso Robles CA, where Gov. Schwarzenegger gave a speech in the ruined town square. I remember him saying "WE WILL REBUILD THIS TOWN SQUARE!" And everyone cheered. This is a part of my list of famous Arnold one liners as much as "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN" and "HASTA LA VISTA BABY". As the years go by, I still remember him saying this, but a more caricatured version has begun to take over in my mind. Now I simply hear Conan's Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "WE WILL REBUILD THIS TOWN SQUARE YAAAH"
The golden age of late night.
Best thing Conan ever did on his show. I always loved it when he did this on is show!
The Walker Texas Ranger lever was awesome.
YES. I've been trying to find the Thanksgiving one for over a decade. Thanks for sharing this.
Late night talk show hosts don’t get any better than Conan
"Call Me Arnold."
😂🤣🤣😂
How good is it after the build up
just after 17:05 when Smigel Schwarzenegger starts singing "Hail To The Chief" keeps putting me in stitches. Each and Every Time.
I remember watching Conan reruns on Comedy Central years ago. This was always my favorite skit.
"That fat cow Ben Franklin!"
Dead. 🤣😂💀
Just like Washington
"You don't even know if you have a PoPo or an inside PoPo"
I totally forgot about these! I loved these Arnold sketches back then.
Always loved this bit.
“Lincoln was human garbage!”
“Our Thanksgiving was called sprekensfritzel, we would release a baboon into the Forrest and bash our heads on the table!”
We need part 2! Don't be a Conan boy!
Arnold is so manly that he isn't even sure what the girls' room is called
Please need a part 2!
Thi sis the best thing ever, I watched these clips a thousand times and still cry laughing!
I always loved how in these segments, Conan would switch from being a goofball to playing straight man.
RIP this guy’s vocal cords.
This is basically what Robert Smigel sounds like
Conan: "...and their wishes for Thanksgiving..."
Arnold: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The first time I saw this I was in tears lol😅
One of the funniest segments on what in my humble opinion was the funniest late night show ever!
"JINGLE ALL THE VEY!"
omg these still crack me up LIKE ZEE ALL TIME HOLIDAY CLASSIC JINGLE ALL ZEE VAY!
I use to love these!
Currently have 3 different streaming services and all of you tube, what finally holds my attention today AND ACTUALLY makes me laugh...this lol. Was great then and even better now.
Oh you made my day. Thanks for the laugh.
I remember as a kid during sleevovers recounting Arnold movies that one of us had seen but the others hadn’t. This was before Conan started doing it, but we essentially created the same exact bit. We stayed up all night basically doing this same thing. We called it “Stupid Arnold” and he was almost exactly the same as Robert Smigel’s version. He would fumble his lines and his catchphrase was, “No, YOU are all a bunch of stupids!” We laughed until it hurt.
😂 Great memories
This reminds me of my friends in high school and I always making our laughs real big with high kicks and running to the other side of a room and ridiculous shit like that. Fast forward a few years and we discover Molly Shannon on SNL acting exactly how we did in high school. We always said she would've been part of our friend group had she gone to school with us. I love reading about other people who had just as much fun making up funny stuff and acting like morons 🤣 We need more people like us in the world.
Jingle all the way!!!!
I forgot about these skits! Hilarious! Reminds me of Clutch Cargo cartoons.
"groping and fondling belong in the workplace!"🤣🤦🏻♂️
I forgot about these interviews. Funny as hell.
It's my word against mine....wow...that is seriously deep...
"Thu Predaduh was alsoh shape shifting!!!"
T3: Rise of the Machines was released July 2, 2003. Twitter was started July 15, 2006. 2:05 The machines were twittering before any of us.
i miss this bit!
I love the “triumph the insult Arnold “voice.
I really need to go watch "Jingle All The Way."
This video is my guilty pleasure
"YOU LIKE ME. You like me and you like de Chuck Norris." So good.
"You're such a wussy-boy, you still sleep in a race-car bed!!!" XD
'It was a tv movie in 1980. I played the husband! I was the husband!!
Awww you missed the one where the gap in "Arnold's" teeth fell out and started moving around his mouth. I still remember that to this day.
This wouldn't fly today because of all of the Conan boys there are in the world.
Robert Smigel is the best ever
Arnold sounds a bit like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog lol
fun fact that no one will believe: Arnold was once a family friend, until the whole nanny/affair scandal happened and my aunt cut him off after telling him that she was 'very disappointed' in him but 'wished him well'. He was mostly just like this at every dinner, and would always quote his films if you asked. I kind of miss him honestly.
"Now She's All Shook-Up."
😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂
This is where i learned to do my arnold impression
Loved Conan's shoe and this segment was always great. I elieve Arnold's voice is the same as Triumph. Same guy.
"make me your president, or I'll crush you".
"I sound like average Joe...American dude...." - always gets me...
The Thanksgiving part at 17:25 kills me lol
As far as im concerned this is canon
It's really time I watched 'Jingle All the Way'
My favorite Christmas movie lol
Indeed, it's the only film on the "Movie Clips" channel with only 5 previews.
It's a smash hit holiday classic!
I can’t believe you’ve never watched the greatest holiday movie, jingle all the way!!!
Sinbad used to be in some pretty good Christmas movies, "Houseguest" with the wonderful Phil Hartman (RIP Phil 🙏🏽🥺) and of course "Jingle All De Way!" 🔔🎄☃️🎅 🎁
26:10-26:20 tells you everything you need to know about Conan and the comedians he surrounded himself with. Genuine and hilarious. :)
Part 2, please.
within the first 5 minutes, arnold talks about uber, twitter, and recalling a california governor. is this 2021?
No, he traveled back in time to destroy the internet, with his bazooka.
No, Arnold is a time traveling cyborg! 😅🤖
@@discosecret6363 😂brilliant
still so much fun...
NEXT LETTAH!!!
Of course eet waz a shapesheeftuh, it sheeft its shape!
"Hasta la vista REEF" this aged like wine
I love that this is also Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
I bet the people downvoting this are only doing so because it turns them on when Arnold says "Popo".
Where's part 2 judgment day?
Arnold praises Conan's sword in Jan. 2021.
He says "This is Conan's sword".
He says Conan's sword is "well-tempered".
Conan always had great comedy. I miss his work. No late night shows nowadays reach same level of funny.
"Making a mountain out of a Muhammad"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger (early 2000's)