Sam Hyde: You need PURPOSE not Jocko & Goggins! ft. Nick Rochefort [PGL Podcast #33]

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  • @playbackproductions1
    @playbackproductions1 2 года назад +2574

    I used to support you guys. But come on... Jocko? He deserves your respect! He's a hero. He wakes up REALLY early

    • @MisterJunichi
      @MisterJunichi 2 года назад +358

      was listening to his podcast one time and he said he hurt himself really bad trying to reach for something on his bedside table. Lol

    • @xXKayn3Xx
      @xXKayn3Xx 2 года назад +1

      That guy gives me the douche chills.

    • @drapercast7350
      @drapercast7350 2 года назад +14

      Hahahahahaha

    • @drapercast7350
      @drapercast7350 2 года назад +17

      @@MisterJunichi lmaooooooooo

    • @samspi9461
      @samspi9461 2 года назад +18

      @@MisterJunichi Good!

  • @louisbowels6858
    @louisbowels6858 2 года назад +1146

    A sentient dish washer becoming increasingly suicidal because old lesbians wash their sex toys in it would make a great Brave Little Toaster reboot

    • @gaijinyade
      @gaijinyade 2 года назад +76

      Sounds like the plot to every French movie.

    • @gouverneur2001
      @gouverneur2001 2 года назад +11

      @@gaijinyade someone should produce this

    • @zodiac6552
      @zodiac6552 2 года назад +34

      A dark and gay Toy Story

    • @reallylionbastard
      @reallylionbastard 2 года назад +4

      Some scp plot shit here

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 2 года назад +9

      In France having the covid virus is how you say ???? Sexy

  • @h_nt_r
    @h_nt_r 2 года назад +620

    Honestly they should actually try to get onto Shark Tank and trick them into thinking they're legit like with Sam's Ted talk haha. That would be another huge win for these guys.

    • @CommanderLongJohn
      @CommanderLongJohn 2 года назад +47

      Would literally pay $60 a piece to see that

    • @WrangleMcDangle
      @WrangleMcDangle 2 года назад +49

      that show is so heavily vetted

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 2 года назад +48

      Sam's inability to keep a straight face ruined any possibility of anyone at that TED talk thinking he was serious.

    • @CommanderLongJohn
      @CommanderLongJohn 2 года назад +37

      @@iunnox666 There were definitely people there who probably thought it was serious though lmao, I mean you do realize just about 1/4 people are fucking re-tarded right 🥴?

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 2 года назад +4

      Thing is that people know who he is now

  • @AudioGardenSlave123
    @AudioGardenSlave123 2 года назад +1060

    Anybody notice Nick is a World Peace sketch generator? He is constantly coming up with new sketches that are being wasted as small talk on a podcast.

    • @Topgorilla_
      @Topgorilla_ 2 года назад

      Watch cum town

    • @bravohomie
      @bravohomie 2 года назад +49

      It be like that

    • @casperowens2482
      @casperowens2482 2 года назад +70

      they can still become sketches... we can pray

    • @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer
      @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer 2 года назад +61

      Imagine all the sketches being waisted when they're not on camera, or when Nick doesn't think it's that funny so he doesn't verbalize it but it's actually pretty funny. You'd probably have an aneurysm or something.

    • @xxOmnipresencexx
      @xxOmnipresencexx 2 года назад +21

      They had material for 100 eps or so

  • @QMan1234red
    @QMan1234red 2 года назад +746

    We won the war on drugs, now its time for the war on homelessness.

    • @KingdomKillaz117
      @KingdomKillaz117 2 года назад +34

      Homelessness is one hell of a drug

    • @UtubeH8tr
      @UtubeH8tr 2 года назад +16

      That's temporary as the cycle repeats.
      We need to find ways to get them back into the workforce with working brains and if that doesn't work then they can choose getting smoked.
      "Never let a good tragedy go to waste"

    • @Binkusbigday
      @Binkusbigday 2 года назад

      Homeless people are the casualties of the war on drugs.

    • @yesyes-om1po
      @yesyes-om1po 2 года назад

      @@UtubeH8tr drugs are Destroyers of People, I hope we legalize Meth Heroin and Fentanyl so Maybe they can all Die sooner

    • @UtubeH8tr
      @UtubeH8tr 2 года назад +3

      @@aelix56 waste of napalm if you ask me.
      Save it for antifa or blm.

  • @WTP_1776
    @WTP_1776 2 года назад +906

    You guys are so fucking funny together. Nick is a comedy power house. Never ending ridiculous scenarios spewing from his mouth. Love it.

    • @wckiid
      @wckiid 2 года назад +49

      Then Sam just sits there and cackles while clapping

    • @PASTRAMIKick
      @PASTRAMIKick 2 года назад +57

      He's the mitochondria of comedy

    • @at5297
      @at5297 2 года назад +13

      Nick is honestly a lot funnier than Sam, and for way less effort. No diss on Sam ofc, he'd probably agree.

    • @at5297
      @at5297 Год назад

      @@MidwestFarmToys How is Nick obnoxious? I've never heard of such a thing.

    • @beep200
      @beep200 Год назад +5

      Nick is funnier than Sam but Sam is also one of the funniest people ever. The two of them together is hilarious even if nick winds up just making Sam laugh for the most part

  • @obi-wanshinobi2353
    @obi-wanshinobi2353 2 года назад +869

    Sam and Nick are the best versions of people named Sam and Nick that I know.

    • @ashgonza92
      @ashgonza92 2 года назад +29

      I used to hate the name Nick for a while but that's changed now.

    • @bloocifer
      @bloocifer 2 года назад +4

      True statement

    • @Nick-zp8wk
      @Nick-zp8wk 2 года назад +66

      Nick is the 2nd best Nick I know.

    • @Dough_Dough4
      @Dough_Dough4 2 года назад +33

      I mean... When it comes to Nicks, Mullen and Fuentes are pretty cool.

    • @Harry11enderson
      @Harry11enderson 2 года назад +33

      @@Dough_Dough4 lol catboy fuentes

  • @BB-gr9hq
    @BB-gr9hq 2 года назад +252

    You could run car exhaust into a plastic tent and call it a "delousing unit."

    • @FfUZZ4RC4DE
      @FfUZZ4RC4DE 2 года назад

      correct!

    • @mattmarzula
      @mattmarzula 2 года назад

      It works though.

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 2 года назад +1

      Car doors open outwards though

    • @israelCommitsGenocide
      @israelCommitsGenocide 2 года назад +29

      could you process millions of people that way? Would some kind soul perhaps maybe do the math?

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 2 года назад +6

      It would surely take longer than a few years to do that to all of America's homeless.

  • @LarryHazard
    @LarryHazard 2 года назад +145

    imagine how many homeless people would have a home and a job if only they knew about jordan peterson....

    • @nickpavia9021
      @nickpavia9021 2 года назад +24

      This but unironically

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 2 года назад +28

      More like we would have an overflow of plumbers because, Jordan “society needs plumbers” Peterstein

    • @LarryHazard
      @LarryHazard 2 года назад

      @@vlogcity1111 up yuors, woke moralist

    • @averykrone3341
      @averykrone3341 2 года назад

      god this is the most pathetic shit. “ i need some old addict to tell me im a strong man” unironically the most beta cuck shit ever.

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth Год назад +4

      @@vlogcity1111 Haha this is so funny witjout context

  • @bwags117
    @bwags117 2 года назад +267

    I wish they talked about selling cars more

    • @tortureRoom
      @tortureRoom 2 года назад +66

      this but unironically

    • @Freakyeater33
      @Freakyeater33 2 года назад +62

      My dad was a car salesman for 30 years and nobody makes him laugh harder than Nick talking about car sales

    • @justinayers3589
      @justinayers3589 2 года назад +43

      Car salesmen stories has become my new favorite comedy niche

    • @wajihbec1087
      @wajihbec1087 2 года назад +9

      @@tortureRoom Nick is just that good!

    • @bwags117
      @bwags117 2 года назад +1

      @@tortureRoom Mr Buttz doesn’t delve in irony

  • @esta9826
    @esta9826 2 года назад +284

    3 minutes in swear nothing will ever make me laugh like nick.

    • @bobkin611
      @bobkin611 2 года назад +21

      Nick is a seriously under rated comedian. I feel the same way. I listen to these on the road and anytime Nick is on I always laugh. Shit he says is just out of this world.

    • @jakesmithsonian388
      @jakesmithsonian388 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, he just yells alot and laughs at his own jokes. He banks on the fact that laughter is (usually) contagious so he thinks you'll laugh because he is

    • @DeepFrigidWinter
      @DeepFrigidWinter 2 года назад +11

      @@jakesmithsonian388 you got.him man

    • @jakesmithsonian388
      @jakesmithsonian388 2 года назад +1

      @@DeepFrigidWinter hell yeah

    • @Ryo7_7
      @Ryo7_7 2 года назад

      Hilarious

  • @MetroidMan90
    @MetroidMan90 2 года назад +193

    I honestly wish the whole podcast was just Nick and Sam watching videos of homeless people.

    • @thesebadseeds
      @thesebadseeds 2 года назад +1

      Instead of a jungle safari, it'll be a junkie safari. Complete safari tourist costume while watching people taking dehydrated heroin shits next to trees in public parks.

  • @swampbillies1776
    @swampbillies1776 2 года назад +207

    when you find that person you just ping pong jokes off of. like a flow state trying to make each other laugh lol . shits rare

    • @ferrisbueller9991
      @ferrisbueller9991 2 года назад +12

      Savor that shit. A rare gift.

    • @bushspring
      @bushspring Год назад +1

      I had two friends like that

    • @Lazlo.
      @Lazlo. Год назад +5

      I met a buddy like that through work. He asked me if I knew about Sam Hyde. Friends forever

  • @threethan1291
    @threethan1291 2 года назад +123

    Nick sounds like he could churn out an entire seasons worth of WP sketches at will, absolute machine

  • @deluxe.mp4
    @deluxe.mp4 2 года назад +79

    nick always has full blown MDE episodes up his sleeves

  • @denmun9722
    @denmun9722 2 года назад +146

    Is it just me, or has our homeless become more "twitchy" over the last ten years... it's almost like the abundance of Netflix zombie series has actually rubbed off on objective reality

    • @makidiaz3894
      @makidiaz3894 2 года назад +2

      A $10 of meth will keep you up for 2-3 days with paranoia, you keep doing that over and over again for a year or two and you literally crush your psyche to dust

    • @swamplife3148
      @swamplife3148 2 года назад +41

      Predictive programming. "This is just like that zombie, dood".

    • @phantom.wreath
      @phantom.wreath 2 года назад +1

      Bro they literally shut down all the insane asylums. It's no fucking wonder they're all in the streets as crazy homeless people now

    • @denmun9722
      @denmun9722 2 года назад +1

      @@phantom.wreath that was about forty years ago.

    • @JohnSmith-fq3rg
      @JohnSmith-fq3rg 2 года назад +34

      I would say the cutting of the vast majority of hard drug supply with fentanyl in recent years has something to do with it. My best guess, but I treat junkies with a 100ft pole so I don't know, and I don't really care, lmao.

  • @mikeschmidt4800
    @mikeschmidt4800 2 года назад +46

    If your purpose is to be the best at exercising you end up as Jocko or Goggins.

    • @limitisillusion7
      @limitisillusion7 Год назад +5

      Precisely. In my experience, exercising only makes you good at exercising. The discipline only transfers over to physical behaviors.

    • @alexanderholzer7392
      @alexanderholzer7392 Год назад +1

      @@limitisillusion7 It just depends. Discipline is a mental framework and if you're able to apply your discipline from exercise to other areas of life then it isn't limited. But some people can only build themselves up to similar tasks.

    • @tubbyrainbow111
      @tubbyrainbow111 Год назад

      @@lain9719 Spot on.

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 Год назад

      No?
      If you want to die for Israel sure but getting good at exercise means getting good at lifting or running you'd go for being a pro powerlifter which looks nothing like Goggins or skinny fat for soccer.

    • @John_on_the_mountain
      @John_on_the_mountain 10 месяцев назад

      @@limitisillusion7its true. I workout religiously. Write all my own programs, track everything, etc. there is no carry over im lazy as hell everywhere else that is not a physically challenging endeavor

  • @changstein
    @changstein 2 года назад +174

    love getting life advice from severely overweight, cynical middle-aged men with no families and a devoted internet following

    • @Highlander1432
      @Highlander1432 2 года назад +20

      They lose the show
      They lose the drive to live

    • @John_Doe742
      @John_Doe742 2 года назад +106

      I think you're forgetting that they have experience selling used cars

    • @merkins87
      @merkins87 2 года назад +13

      & we all know how decent used car salesman are irl

    • @austn8675
      @austn8675 2 года назад +75

      Nick has a family and owns his own business tho. Hes actually a good person to take advice from

    • @skeletonseason
      @skeletonseason 2 года назад

      @@austn8675 the guy who shits on other peoples professions strictly because he "can't stand it"? that's not the snowflake i'll take advice from, thanks

  • @squigin3380
    @squigin3380 2 года назад +33

    Tbh Sam needs to fix up that homeless girl who calls him daddy ASAP so he can have a diversity gf that will get him back on good side with Hollywood

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 Год назад +1

      Or Sam can just return to his tribe and get his show back.

  • @1954telecaster
    @1954telecaster 2 года назад +210

    Thank you for posting these clips. I like his content, but I’m not willing to pay actual money for it.

    • @BraziliansDid911
      @BraziliansDid911 2 года назад +30

      it's $5 a month bro its not gonna break your farty little bank

    • @Harry11enderson
      @Harry11enderson 2 года назад +205

      @@BraziliansDid911 AHH GEEZ DOOD 5 DOLLAS?

    • @1954telecaster
      @1954telecaster 2 года назад +127

      @@BraziliansDid911 it’s the principle of the matter. I don’t pay for porn and I don’t pay for podcasts.

    • @dustypiddy
      @dustypiddy 2 года назад +8

      @@1954telecaster Sad!

    • @egorlike1324
      @egorlike1324 2 года назад +85

      @@1954telecaster based

  • @joefunnyguypesci6317
    @joefunnyguypesci6317 2 года назад +96

    One of the benefits of subbing to the Gumroad is that you get to be watched by Sam on the set TVs while you’re in your bedroom

  • @SamTheEnglishTeacher
    @SamTheEnglishTeacher 2 года назад +47

    Thanks for muting instead of beeping. Difference is night and day. You can now be comfortable in the knowledge that I will not be hunting you for sport/vendetta. Sleep soundly big guy, you earned it.
    Anyone looking for a good deal on some barely-used night-vision goggles and/or a ghillie suit?

  • @riffcrypt8438
    @riffcrypt8438 2 года назад +25

    Jesus Christ, I remember getting stranded at Kennedy Plaza as a teenager cuz I missed the last commuter rail back to Boston. So fuckin' sketchy, I just loitered in the lobby of the BIltmore for half the night til they kicked me out then I hung out with the least cracked out homeless dude outside a 7-Eleven.

  • @AmmoGus1
    @AmmoGus1 2 года назад +69

    Love how sam just gave up trying to be entertaining and lets nick do the whole podcast now and barely chimes in

    • @nickpumpeth
      @nickpumpeth 2 года назад +10

      Hate it

    • @AmmoGus1
      @AmmoGus1 2 года назад +11

      @@dungeonmaster6292 hahaha yeah you know he's lacking for material when he has to bring fucking julian on

    • @AmmoGus1
      @AmmoGus1 2 года назад +11

      @@dungeonmaster6292 nick has to tryhard ever since Sam checked out

    • @MrHostile12
      @MrHostile12 Год назад

      The thing with these online comedians is that once they get rich they lose the eye of the tiger

  • @ricechadwic6813
    @ricechadwic6813 2 года назад +23

    Show idea: the Office but homeless people

  • @pearz420
    @pearz420 Год назад +21

    The "we were tired of the Old Testament" joke is unintentionally perfect since it's what most of the Old Testament is about.

  • @PeachBoi_Real
    @PeachBoi_Real 2 года назад +46

    sending thoughts and prayers to Sam's dying father.

    • @theMimicsBox
      @theMimicsBox 2 года назад

      I'll send a "Yeah, uh huh" his way in honor of the poor geriatric fool

    • @drderelict
      @drderelict 2 года назад +15

      he used to take him fishing

  • @bwnodak
    @bwnodak 2 года назад +10

    for fuck sake don't eat while recording guys

    • @Crabbadabba
      @Crabbadabba 2 года назад

      @@dungeonmaster6292 Perfect guy life, get over it.

  • @alanloyd7164
    @alanloyd7164 Год назад +20

    Whenever nick has an idea he automatically forms it in to a whole sketch script 😂

  • @malooch
    @malooch 2 года назад +35

    we gave 50 bil to Ukraine for it to get laundered and we have 11:23 in our own country

    • @etultra3531
      @etultra3531 2 года назад +4

      Thank you! Finally Someone else with a brain

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Год назад +4

    When I lived in Hollywood, I would see and hear so many homeless people. A lot of them have terrible mental issues, mostly bc of hard drug use. When a human being is screaming to themselves about the bible on Hollywood Blvd, you know shit aint right in their head.

  • @austinlittle1638
    @austinlittle1638 2 года назад +9

    Sam Hyde told those cops in Uvalde to stand down.

  • @troy1839
    @troy1839 2 года назад +24

    Simply incredible, keep your chin up Sam Hyde Perfect Clips! Head high and all that.

  • @JonVlogs123
    @JonVlogs123 2 года назад +13

    *Not listening to a word from the other person.* .... Response: "I have something for that". 😄

  • @lucasnadamas9317
    @lucasnadamas9317 2 года назад +14

    That ceo not wiping his ass bit was fucking hilarious holy shit

  • @nickwest_acoustic
    @nickwest_acoustic Год назад +5

    “I GOT A WHOLE PILE A’ YOU” Is one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard

  • @familyengineering5591
    @familyengineering5591 2 года назад +13

    You need to work at a mercedes dealership as a used car salesman

  • @neildegrassetysonlies7215
    @neildegrassetysonlies7215 2 года назад +21

    Nick is the funniest guy alive right now

  • @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin
    @Usammityduzntafraidofanythin 2 года назад +7

    The cyberpunk future - when homeless girls are spending their government stipend on veneers to up their prostitution game.

  • @DjDreamcastle
    @DjDreamcastle 2 года назад +13

    Nick riffs so well. I wonder why he doesn't have three stand up comedy specials.

  • @PASTRAMIKick
    @PASTRAMIKick 2 года назад +10

    Someone needs to make a Nick Rochefort Corey Feldman compilation

  • @williamdavies2729
    @williamdavies2729 2 года назад +16

    Sam talks about meaningless motivation/purpose, but how does one quickly find a purpose that one can utilise for drive?

    • @masterkeyify
      @masterkeyify 2 года назад +12

      do something you want to do. Asap. Put like 2 hours a day into it minimum. Even if you pursue the wrong thing, at least youll know that its not something youre interested in.

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 2 года назад +8

      what do you care about that can provide tangible benefit to you? that's all there is to it really.

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 2 года назад +6

      Find something you don't absolutely despise doing that you're good at, and work on extracting money from that thing.

    • @youoweme5forreadingthisnam535
      @youoweme5forreadingthisnam535 2 года назад +18

      Get a job that isn't a soulless retail or food gig, find a woman procreate boom you now have purpose

    • @youoweme5forreadingthisnam535
      @youoweme5forreadingthisnam535 2 года назад +4

      Worked for me

  • @Switchbacksidetailslide
    @Switchbacksidetailslide Год назад +2

    Is it not insane that he eats into the microphone??? Like wtf

  • @burynice289
    @burynice289 2 года назад +41

    avoid manufactured purpose at all costs, it's even more of a waste of time than nihilistic hedonism

    • @dandrechesterfield5411
      @dandrechesterfield5411 2 года назад +1

      What would be an example of both?

    • @LaughingMan44
      @LaughingMan44 2 года назад

      What?

    • @piterpraker3399
      @piterpraker3399 2 года назад

      @@dandrechesterfield5411 Any physical product.

    • @dandrechesterfield5411
      @dandrechesterfield5411 2 года назад

      @@piterpraker3399 a physical product equals purpose??? What are you talking about.

    • @dandrechesterfield5411
      @dandrechesterfield5411 2 года назад

      @@piterpraker3399 dude that doesn’t make any sense. So someone’s purpose in life is a product? What are you even saying. Also my question was directed at the OP, not you.

  • @thesebadseeds
    @thesebadseeds 2 года назад +6

    Gaslighting the feds is so funny.

  • @JoeSlevin37
    @JoeSlevin37 2 года назад +6

    I work in a liquor store where fine women like this walk in everyday

  • @mrwhippy101
    @mrwhippy101 2 года назад +6

    "thats so funny man"
    sam hyde - not laughing

  • @TomboysOnlyFool
    @TomboysOnlyFool 2 года назад +16

    i see you hung my shirt that you never sent me in the background there

  • @OhSoTrendyyy
    @OhSoTrendyyy 2 года назад +30

    The Rick and morty writers take notes from this show. I laughed so hard at Nick rambling about the homeless

    • @efenty6235
      @efenty6235 Год назад +8

      the r&m writers get wedgies from nick

  • @kanibasami8256
    @kanibasami8256 2 года назад +22

    I took inspiration from David goggins and fucked my legs up from so much running 😂. Running that much ain't healthy at all

    • @dariuswilliams7509
      @dariuswilliams7509 2 года назад +5

      👀But did you stay hard?😭😭😂😂😂

    • @TaiwanBobby
      @TaiwanBobby Год назад

      Running is great, takes awhile to ease into long distances. I cycle more now, easier on the knees. Currently getting fat for winter.

    • @kanibasami8256
      @kanibasami8256 Год назад

      @@TaiwanBobby running is good but I was being a meat head about it. Using shitty shoes and not recovering properly

    • @OmegaF77
      @OmegaF77 Год назад

      @@dariuswilliams7509 Viagra can help with that.

  • @ferrisbueller9991
    @ferrisbueller9991 2 года назад +3

    Ok so my land lady sold me on these gummies ok. First of imma guy who doesn’t even drink. But i eat so much advil and tylenol a day for the nail cause I stepped on a railroad spike a few months ago on the job (doc said I have nerve damage) and said pills are making a hole in my bowels and probably really aged my liver. I've avoided any big pharma opioid crap cuz I had a junkie gf who ODed during our wedding, yeah.
    Anyway Im using this herbal life pill my land lady gave me and immediately I was pain free. I was humming and crap. Turned out if took 2 of these pills (stepped on another railroad spike, same foot sigh) my pupils would pop and It felt like I was jizzing from my core over and over, shooting out to my limbs.
    Turned out this lady gave me "a designer drug" and her husband made it in his home lab, 98% chemical match to fuckin heroin However 100% legal. I've been buying Oxy 80s every week to ween myself off em which wass actually going really good
    But a rogue nail awaited my foot again. I was just shooting up the pills she gave me cause I didn’t have enough of either. My pilot's license has been revoked, I'm being gang stalked by a people called the Mumbles? I can only eat Almond Joys with out bowel brown braps. Sudden onset of googling Obsessively and Compulsively "how to assassinate Mr. President Joe Biden" for some reason. FBI hasn’t even come for me yet which is whack really. Googling other crap as well. "Lulu lemon yoga pants."
    And "How 2 build a nail bomb."

    • @nicklewry3854
      @nicklewry3854 2 года назад +1

      Haha dude!! This is so funny! You have such a twisted sense of humor, its so cool. Hope they can get you on the Pod, Sam would think you’re so sick

    • @ferrisbueller9991
      @ferrisbueller9991 2 года назад

      @@nicklewry3854 You really believe Im ready for the big leagues?!?! I'll admit my secret to my comedic diatribes: weed baby. Magic powers.

  • @starwarsfamilyguy0
    @starwarsfamilyguy0 2 года назад +9

    bro nick is just born different,
    that humor is straight up heritable

  • @TheHarryDrew
    @TheHarryDrew 2 года назад +14

    Giving Homeless women veneers is one of the funniest ideas ever heard

  • @kevinhinds6850
    @kevinhinds6850 2 года назад +21

    Remember all the young men out there. A fed doesn’t need you to do it. They just need you to say it. Making a threat on the internet is illegal now punishable by up to 20 years in prison. Watch what you say or the fed gov will make you sorry.

    • @cinnamonnotmylastname7663
      @cinnamonnotmylastname7663 Год назад +4

      Thanks for the warning, man. Lmao

    • @clownworld4655
      @clownworld4655 Год назад

      Yup. The capability to commit a crime is considered as bad as actually committing the crime. The ATF is the same way with guns. Possessing the parts and tools needed to manufacture an illegal machine gun is considered the same as having the machine gun regardless of if they can prove any intent. It’s getting fucking ridiculous with all the goalpost moving. Eventually you might be able to accuse someone for *thinking* of committing a crime and throwing them in prison just like the soviets did with their gulags

  • @Harry11enderson
    @Harry11enderson 2 года назад +19

    Let's see a threeway fight between goggins jocko and Sammy

    • @familyengineering5591
      @familyengineering5591 2 года назад +2

      Jocko would win

    • @Harry11enderson
      @Harry11enderson 2 года назад +11

      @@familyengineering5591 MASSIVE COPE

    • @inparis5724
      @inparis5724 2 года назад +1

      @king fuqurmahmen they take 2 seals and make them play rock paper scissors. Loser gets a shotgun to blow his brains out with, winner gets a studio. No opting out.

  • @mediapleyer
    @mediapleyer Год назад +2

    you can tell they never watched much goggins or else theyd obviously know hes training to carry the boats and the logs

  • @bigdaddystep.
    @bigdaddystep. 2 года назад +11

    >the new pill died for this

  • @doug-core8850
    @doug-core8850 Год назад +7

    Its really great to see this pair make each other hysterically laugh. It's rare to see sam just crack up outside of the podcast

  • @Hahalolzok
    @Hahalolzok 2 года назад +4

    I hate it when people eat food into the mic

  • @SniffJohnson
    @SniffJohnson Год назад +12

    nick snapping his fingers in front of an od'ing homeless girl's face for 5 seconds is EXACTLY what i pay for. hysterical.

  • @PatrickN8
    @PatrickN8 2 года назад +40

    I’d rather end up in a dump like that dishwasher than listen to another second of you two chewing food into the mic

  • @malelemonade5979
    @malelemonade5979 Год назад +3

    Holy shit, that weed gummy guy bit was amazing. Funniest shit ever. Nick is the best

  • @Naos1
    @Naos1 2 года назад +4

    Bully your local state representative

  • @devondetroit2529
    @devondetroit2529 2 года назад +3

    Why eat while doing a podcast??

  • @josephsmith5110
    @josephsmith5110 2 года назад +6

    Can you pitch Sam my stupid idea? This channel should be called "Son of Sam Hyde" or "Samson Hyde." I have posted about this before and I assume you guys just missed it because nobody responded.

    • @wajihbec1087
      @wajihbec1087 2 года назад +4

      That's stupid. I support it.

    • @triple75
      @triple75 2 года назад

      You are insignificant, why would they listen?

    • @josephsmith5110
      @josephsmith5110 2 года назад +1

      @@triple75 There is power in my ideas.

    • @user-vs6oe8fl3m
      @user-vs6oe8fl3m 2 года назад

      Better than the current name

  • @SamTheCrazyOne
    @SamTheCrazyOne 2 года назад +3

    this was funny, but it wasn't as informative as I expected it from reading the title

  • @sebi089
    @sebi089 Год назад +1

    Women: he has to be 8 foot tall, make 11 figures, charismatic, good looking, stay w me, status...
    Men: 00:00

  • @TemplarDrakova
    @TemplarDrakova 2 года назад +5

    You guys need to purpose your idea on Shark Tank. You will have to put the fake teeth under lock and key though, which will add to the price. Giving the homeless real job opportunities.

  • @mishgrish3439
    @mishgrish3439 2 года назад +5

    Marc used to play a lot at a brewpub I worked at right before he moved to New York and blew up. He had worked at said brewpub a few years prior and was still really chill with the owners and my coworkers. People would go nuts for his shows but I never really got it. Like Reggie Watts, he’s obviously musically talented, but the actual music seems to contain very little depth. Improvisation is impressive if you don’t play music, but it’s a lot harder to craft an actually memorable song. It’s badass he’s found his audience and people dig it, because that’s a lot easier said than done in music, but it’s just not my thing.

    • @dpgsince85
      @dpgsince85 Год назад

      Sam and Nicks take on Marc made me fucking infuriated for about 3 minutes. I recently found these guys and love em, and then all of a sudden theyre shitting on fuckin Loop Daddy? I know you can cherry-pick some kind of cheesy optimistic shit out, but the dude aint wearing a robe because of covid - hes doing it because he wants to.

  • @TL_27
    @TL_27 2 года назад +14

    I love goggins and jocko😂😂😂😂so hilarious to hear someone finally talk shit about em

  • @xRip666x
    @xRip666x Год назад +2

    goggins annihilating his knees for internet clout then telling everyone else to do the same

  • @QMan1234red
    @QMan1234red 2 года назад +3

    Mark Rebillet made a song called “Vaccinated attitude”.

  • @SelfCheckout
    @SelfCheckout Год назад +4

    I think there's some good stuff in Goggins' message even though he pretty much abuses himself. What I get out of it is that I can push through times that I feel like I want to, or feel like I NEED, to quit. I noticed that when I'm lifting and I would usually be like "yeah that's all I got" I actually have more in me to get a few more reps or if I'm doing hard shit at work I still have it in me to push further. There's no need to go as extreme as he does and taking what he says literally is foolish BUT I think there's something worthwhile in what he's saying.

    • @AlexgeeYT
      @AlexgeeYT Год назад +1

      Goggins ideology of developing and mastering self discipline in general align with a lot of the messages Hyde gives out if he's being sincere. I do agree though that his social media image and what people recognize him for in an online setting is crap. I had no idea what the dude looked like, I just saw the cover of his book, and I had a token on audible and read it to find some of the most eye opening stuff. His second book is not up to snuff though.

    • @wonkywaterpipe123
      @wonkywaterpipe123 Год назад

      Youre an NPC

    • @SelfCheckout
      @SelfCheckout Год назад

      @@wonkywaterpipe123 great input, brother.

    • @SelfCheckout
      @SelfCheckout Год назад

      @@wonkywaterpipe123 Quest failed, you ran out of time. Looks like that's GG dude better come up with something faster next time.

  • @lazer-ape
    @lazer-ape 2 года назад +24

    "Fake Veneers for Homeless Hookers" is the greatest band name ever conceived

    • @voiceofreason2674
      @voiceofreason2674 2 года назад +1

      Real thing in Brazil , Brazil has an over abundance of dentists and all that. Pretty bad health care otherwise but you work for a Brazil company you get 4 dentist visits a year.

  • @MorteoLX
    @MorteoLX 2 года назад +12

    My Smart-Dishwasher reported me to the FBI for storing my soap supplies inside of it. I had to explain to a Federal judge why I need so much lye.

  • @whatevermakesyouhappy
    @whatevermakesyouhappy 2 года назад +6

    This was their best pod in a loooooong time omg so many bangers

  • @echo5827
    @echo5827 2 года назад +5

    Thanks Nick went and brushed my teeth after this vid 👍

  • @bunkaaa8726
    @bunkaaa8726 2 года назад +4

    Get yourself a Boyfriend who makes you laugh like Nick does to Sam.

  • @thezimra9429
    @thezimra9429 2 года назад +4

    honestly seeing nick eating or w.e is probly nr 1 thing that stops me from giving you guys money...

    • @triple75
      @triple75 2 года назад

      sensitive and fragile

    • @thezimra9429
      @thezimra9429 2 года назад

      @@triple75 nah i just think he is low life leech... mans story is " i sell cars"

    • @Dankelheit
      @Dankelheit 2 года назад

      @@triple75 yeh dont be a puss give your hard earned money over to a big strong guy who tells you things you like

  • @stoic521
    @stoic521 2 года назад +3

    Why did you cut it off at the end? "I don't want to put the bad juju out there. (He stays in the delousing chamber)"

  • @baller84milw
    @baller84milw 2 года назад +2

    *Operation: "Taste of their own Medicine"* ✈🕋🔥

  • @jkfdkjjd
    @jkfdkjjd 2 года назад +2

    Can you clip the one where sam says the n word a bunch of time next and its all bleeped out? That shiz is funnnmny LEL

  • @hadrian2505
    @hadrian2505 2 года назад +5

    Can you do a gumbo cooking video next

  • @firstnamethenalastname
    @firstnamethenalastname 2 года назад +4

    "a verbal powerbottom"

  • @daeva2447
    @daeva2447 2 года назад +3

    fucking based tetsuo the iron man appreciator

  • @laceup917
    @laceup917 2 года назад +16

    Nick is so damn funny

  • @Blintedhaa
    @Blintedhaa Год назад +4

    Nick just spits out bangers

  • @pokemasterhamertime77
    @pokemasterhamertime77 Год назад +1

    omfg 25:55 is actually me in beaverton, oregon (suburb of portland). Despite my best efforts to cut cringe shit off at the source my friends still sometimes insist on playing "music" they made for everyone at a party to hear. this shit is always half baked, low effort, simple rhythms and often entirely or mostly missing a melody and its terrible. But recent political correctness and the fact that most of my friends but me go to college, if I were to say one negative thing, much less my actual opinion I would be ostracized. I have a group of non college friends who agree with me because they live outside the college npc factory and can think in reality, so i know im not just jaded. But in all reality people need to be subject to criticism more and need their ideas challenged, but young people are just taught to be nice no matter what and this is what you get.

  • @lonesomeknoteye
    @lonesomeknoteye 2 года назад +1

    Anti elite yet anti homeless....based af

  • @stayfitrideanimal
    @stayfitrideanimal 2 года назад +9

    These guys would be perfect for adult swim!

  • @zachtaylor1288
    @zachtaylor1288 2 года назад +29

    Nick is a fucking psychopath... i love it.

    • @int3rn3tg0d
      @int3rn3tg0d 2 года назад

      Sell cars for as long as he has and you’ll be a psychopath too.

    • @cinnamonnotmylastname7663
      @cinnamonnotmylastname7663 Год назад

      I literally think the same thing about him, but like from an actual clinical point of view 😂

  • @godgodly9044
    @godgodly9044 Год назад +1

    That is a demon!
    The expensive shoes are a demon.
    My life choices are a demon.
    I'm...a...alien.

  • @GooberLoofer420
    @GooberLoofer420 Год назад +2

    Dudes a clown but the judgement about drug consumption and booze and whatnot doesn’t do it for me. It’s fine if you personally feel alcohol has no redeeming qualities etc but blaming drugs and alcohol for peoples shortcomings is no different than blaming the gun in a mass shooting, not the individual who pulled the trigger

    • @patrickl8943
      @patrickl8943 9 месяцев назад

      Smooth out, they are the ones who pulled it on themselves

  • @turnoffautoplay
    @turnoffautoplay 2 года назад +1

    Yeah. These gummies are a little bit different. They have THC-A and AVGN.

  • @Everything_Heavy
    @Everything_Heavy 2 года назад +3

    Hyde made it into the latest Paul Joseph Watson video @ 4:58

  • @TheDilden
    @TheDilden 2 года назад +2

    God I thought I was alone in hating Marc Riblet or whatever ever the hell his name is.

  • @occiclean349
    @occiclean349 2 года назад +16

    Goggins is intolerable and Jocko is a close second

  • @vertexed5540
    @vertexed5540 2 года назад +3

    Listened to this one on my lunch break, the IBS bit and the homeless hooker veneers killed me

  • @jamescarlin569
    @jamescarlin569 Год назад +1

    Bro that first street was where reach connects to then goes to Allegany

  • @jueyece
    @jueyece 2 года назад +4

    Damn I fuck with Marc n reg shits dope

    • @losi47
      @losi47 2 года назад +1

      same but I can see why it would piss them off, hes like the polar opposite of a guy like sam lol