( TIMESTAMPS BELOW ) This video was supposed to come out on the 1st, but it has been under "manual review" for 2 weeks now (This usually takes about 2 days, 3 at most). There's something weird going on with this video, hoping its a one off thing or on youtubes side and not some weird shadowb*n or something. Sorry for the late release. Next vid will hopefully be on time but cant promise anything yet. This video is still under review at this time, so we're not making any money from this video, but we wanted to get it out so the PGL uploads don't get too backed up since the 15th is around the corner and we want to get back on track asap. 0:00 - Intro 1:45 - Announcements 2:07 - Elon musk takes nick to space to f*ck art students 4:21 - Nick: "I just do my peepee thing" 5:33 - Insane fan girls hit up sam 7:37 - Chapelle Tackle - The perfect PR stunt 10:14 - Reddit reacts to sience 13:13 - Everythings going to sh*t / Fuel prices 14:16 - Nicks meltdown / Spinning your wheels
PGL = Sam laughing, starting a hypothetical situation. Nick going on a 5 min rant that will likely involve him getting a hard on, possibly c**ming in his own hand, and brutally murdering people in crazy ways, described in incredible detail. And it's hilarious everytime.
He is the goat. I have been watching him for like 10 years. He did small time stand up in Boston a bit and that was actually really funny. Very underated
What actually happened though? It's like he went from having a small bald spot to having a completely different form of male patterned baldness in a month. I thought he shaved it as a joke but it should be fixed by now I think.
It didn’t happen in a month, he lost most of his head hair over the course of a few years kinda rapidly. Even bald, once he loses some weight and cleans up the hair he’ll look pretty good. Plus yeah he’s got a good lookin family and life. Winning personality
@@rickym6301 It's been alluded to many times throughout this podcast and many other places. I don't have a specific thing to show you and it really shouldn't matter.
@@Rick_Cleland Ever think that maybe the sasquatch didn't steal her, that maybe she willingly left you for him? After having that bigfoot D, she's unable to go back to regular D. She's gone, just get over it.
To be fair that was always a heavy part of his shtick, it's just now racial tensions are at nearing a 100-year high making it extremely popular and profitable
@@Patrick.Weightman I don't even think he's doing it to ride the clout, I think the propaganda is just So strong that he's caught in the same legacy news-induced mass psychosis as anyone else.
Rumor has it that Bernstein blew every staff member at cartoon network to make it happen. EVERY SINGLE one of them, in one night too. He had to get his stomach pumped. Dude he almost died.
Let’s look at a few basic facts. Sams boxing training lasted 6 years. Now from records from his training videos show each training sessions requires 2 hours and about 50 liters of zippy water to hydrate a body. 6,000,000 x 2 Hours = 12,000,000 Hours. 12,000,000 Hours = 500,000 days 500,000 Days = 1,369.8 years Each of Sam's boxing training partners would require 228 zippy water distributors working 24/7 365 for 6 years.
Joe: “You look like a guy that doesn’t care about what other people think....... 👀” Sam: “Sure man, what are we doing here today 🤓” Joe: “I don’t know, what do you want to do?” Sam: “Idk man I’m not good with these things, do you have any DMT on you right now?” Joe: “Right now? Sam: “Right now.” Joe: “I don’t know if it’s a good idea” Sam: “Why?” Joe: “You really wanna do this right now?” Sam: “Yeah idgaf” Joe: “Alright”
woomyn are wild savages these day. I have a fucking story of one crazy behoach if you wanna hear. I swear it's a good story, you'll be like what the fuck. When I heard about it i was deeply disturbed the entire day.
Where are the "animators" at out here? This stuff would be so perfect to have an animated cartoon showing all their skits they do when they go into character.
the problem with depicting molecular biology is that biochemical processes are insanely rapid and dynamic compared to our sluggish experience of the world.
I like how nick also like grimes. Thats quite good. I got her to respond to my discord fanart once with the word "sique" probly a codes message but i dont have time for her qanon shit. I started the z thing instead so she started dating a russian
I don't know about you guys but I get my pharmaceutical info from 3 places : commercials, tik tik, and billboards. And I take whatever they tell me to.
Lol wait.. why am I on this thumbnail? I have to know what is even happening right now 😂 I want a t-shirt now, my first time watching this podcast but I want a shirt just because 😂 -Molly Smash
Hey, yeah looks like that is actually you in the thumbnail. I needed a picture of a girl that would get peoples attention and googled "girl with lots of tattoos" or something like that and sorted by "render" so i didn't have to remove the background manually, and this is the first picture that showed up. Hope ur cool with us using your picture like this.
for real. i was a free bum for a long time. Then probably 8-10 months ago I thought... I could lose $5 and not notice it. So I started subbing. PGL alone is worth it. And recently they've been uploaded closer to when they were recorded, so we're not hearing about stuff from like a month ago on the rare occasion they do something topical. 100% worth it
Ive been in love with Sam for years but at least I never told him I’d get surgery for him-I just write demented shit online & hope he finds it & psychically contacts me. Sam if you’re reading this I’ll suck your toes.
Froze at the half way point, endlessly loading until I switched to a video that would play an ad. YT does this all the time and bugs out of I haven't watched an ad for a while.
Who drives a truck that can't have a crushed bumper? My trucks always had bent bumpers and cracked grilles from tow ropes breaking, and bent up tailgates, crushed sliders from slamming the body on rocks when off roading.. My drivers side tail light was all melted and drooping from being too close to a bomb fire. It was at least 20ft away and was even on the other side of a barbed wire fence, from the fire. But this guy had been throwing lumber in a hole for years and he had about a dozen semi tires in it too.. It put off so much smoke that the police came out to check what building was burning down. lol.. They didn't like the 30ft wide column of solid black smoke violently bellowing out of the fire, but we were on private property, so they couldn't do shit. lol.. That Oklahoma freedom. I'm sure in Commiefornia they would have thrown us in jail for 10 years for endangering the local frogs with the smoke or something retaddded. Apparently when you burn a dozen semi tires, it gets hot. I moved my truck as soon as I noticed, but the tail light had already melted.
My life has been a complete and total misery ever since Bigfoot stole my precious girlfriend in the middle of the night. 😒 He even took all her clothes and the T.V. 😔
Dude sam, go full Howard Stern with nick, his studio needs a THRONE booth for him, and they need a black woman like robin in the corner who will laugh at anything and shell have headphones and just respond "yup oh yeah" and laugh when they simply push a button....and have hot girls on like howard ster man... thats the route
( TIMESTAMPS BELOW )
This video was supposed to come out on the 1st, but it has been under "manual review" for 2 weeks now (This usually takes about 2 days, 3 at most). There's something weird going on with this video, hoping its a one off thing or on youtubes side and not some weird shadowb*n or something.
Sorry for the late release. Next vid will hopefully be on time but cant promise anything yet.
This video is still under review at this time, so we're not making any money from this video, but we wanted to get it out so the PGL uploads don't get too backed up since the 15th is around the corner and we want to get back on track asap.
0:00 - Intro
1:45 - Announcements
2:07 - Elon musk takes nick to space to f*ck art students
4:21 - Nick: "I just do my peepee thing"
5:33 - Insane fan girls hit up sam
7:37 - Chapelle Tackle - The perfect PR stunt
10:14 - Reddit reacts to sience
13:13 - Everythings going to sh*t / Fuel prices
14:16 - Nicks meltdown / Spinning your wheels
Where's the timestamp where Sam tells me to kill myself instead of become the best me?
Showed up in the feed, so no shadow yeet, yet.
@@ccriztoff pelvic instability. Sciatica. I could go on for days
What happened to nicks hair?
Why did you release it then? lol
it's not a pgl podcast without Nick ranting about causing bodily harm to his clients
Nick... Our town hero.
Nick is a legend
Genuinely the best parts
losers.
nick just comes up with situations out of nowhere
he's kinda scary
It's that sense of childlike wonder and play.
@@jacksobrooks oh god
He's a comedic genius.
I was trying type a response but I heard Nick going off about crawling inside an engine bay and wrapping his arms over the belts and I fuckin lost it
please compete in woman's sports it would be beautiful
Candylass
Which woman's?
@@MecanicalEnd basketball would be hilarious
HEY, I'M SAMANTHA
Sasha Hyde
PGL = Sam laughing, starting a hypothetical situation. Nick going on a 5 min rant that will likely involve him getting a hard on, possibly c**ming in his own hand, and brutally murdering people in crazy ways, described in incredible detail. And it's hilarious everytime.
Sam is in pure awe and wonder at the beauty of God's intricate design. also in this episode Nick looks like a plump rotisserie chicken
I’d pick him up from the heated trolley
His hair is styled like the wreath they’d put on Caesar’s head
@@TerminalM193 I thought he was an extra from black hawk down
@@wiglafthegrnlander4757 lmaoo
It’s a bunch of gay nuggets that if you were able to zoom in on you’d see it just made of a bunch of other gay nuggers
I have a hard time believing how funny nick is sometimes. He's insane 😂
He has one of the sharpest minds around and he's speaking truth while making fun of it. Dummies always think smart people are crazy.
He is the goat. I have been watching him for like 10 years. He did small time stand up in Boston a bit and that was actually really funny. Very underated
Right. Especially in smocaine. He acted very well and insane
I still think about the time he yelled at his mom in moms. Living in my head till the day I die.
@@georgec5212 true dat
It’s cool how the podcast goes from batshit insane to real in seconds. One moment your laughing and the next you are contemplating your place in life.
IT AINT THAT DEEP BRO!
@@roarbertbearatheon8565 Are you planning on buying Sam's NFTs?
One of the main reasons I like it so much
@@roarbertbearatheon8565 Things are as deep as your brain can analyze them to be, you just really don't think very much.
I contemplate my life with a gun in my mouth
Nick is looking kinda fresh with that reverse skin fade SHEEESH 🥶🥶💯💯
Yet he has a wife and kids unlike 99% of commenters 🤷♂
@@LaughingMan44? I love Nick very much
What actually happened though? It's like he went from having a small bald spot to having a completely different form of male patterned baldness in a month. I thought he shaved it as a joke but it should be fixed by now I think.
It didn’t happen in a month, he lost most of his head hair over the course of a few years kinda rapidly. Even bald, once he loses some weight and cleans up the hair he’ll look pretty good. Plus yeah he’s got a good lookin family and life. Winning personality
whos gonna shave it all off first, him or charls?
Nick is so naturally funny it made me stop smoking weed
But nick smokes weed
@@rickym6301 It's been alluded to many times throughout this podcast and many other places. I don't have a specific thing to show you and it really shouldn't matter.
@@wawawawawaaaw3090 I can second this. Been on the Gumroad for a couple months, he’s talked about doing dabs and eating edibles.
Look up the video where they go into the abandoned drug house. Nick is high af in that vid and has crazy knowledge on weed
he takes an edible in one of the pods
Sam should turn into Samantha and fulfill his dream of beating women in sports (boxing or mma)
Doesn't even have to shave.
@@Rick_Cleland Ever think that maybe the sasquatch didn't steal her, that maybe she willingly left you for him? After having that bigfoot D, she's unable to go back to regular D. She's gone, just get over it.
Women's Ice hockey.
@@Samuel-sx1mq WPFL
Disabled women's MMA league, each yodeling belch node is ALL HASAN NO ALIVE
Sam out here telling women to remove their tattoos and find a normal guy. Awesome. Kevin Samuels would be proud.
Someone's gotta carry that torch
The strongest Irishman in 2,000 years is carrying that torch.
Kevin Samuels, Rest In Power King.
You're part of the counter culture bro, very awesome!
@@godursolamehahaxd9909 it's sad traditional, Judeo-Christian values are seen as counterculture nowadays.
Nick's Trump impersonation is simultaneously the best and worst I've heard
the musk impression wasn't bad either
Shane Gillis had the best impression of Trump, until Jamie Foxx.
@@heffe4257 zach hadel does
@@WolfEffectzz he really does have the best trump impression
@@WolfEffectzz iykyk
dislike not racist enough
I laughed so hard at this
When Nick started screaming as the lemon girl I was at the gym and I had to sit down because I was starting to lose it
It's hard to listen to these in public without looking insane sometimes.
I was fucking dying that skit is insanely good.
It's hard to drive when he's going off.
@@WENDIGONEMAD and it’s such a real metaphor too for such a hilarious bit
Norm MacDonald died and made Nick Rochefort the funniest man in the world
*Rosie O' Donnel
@@906-x3w *Rochefort O'Donnell
i love how dave chapelle really likes to go on about white people nowadays but then gets attacked by a black person
To be fair that was always a heavy part of his shtick, it's just now racial tensions are at nearing a 100-year high making it extremely popular and profitable
@@Patrick.Weightman I don't even think he's doing it to ride the clout, I think the propaganda is just So strong that he's caught in the same legacy news-induced mass psychosis as anyone else.
@@Rher_the_Moon whats up with black people and islam
@@Rher_the_Moon Gotta reserve a spot in the right place for when the business really kicks up again in a few years.
Appreciate the fact that these aren't just 5 min teasers but proper 20 min cuts. Great editing as usual.
im outside your window at 1am, this is a self defence situation.
OUTSIDE Sam's house at 1am? You're funeral PAUL
@@danielfenton1686 my name isnt paul. DANIEL
the jewish execs and producers really fucking blew it letting these two slip away. funniest content out there is when they get together.
Rumor has it that Bernstein blew every staff member at cartoon network to make it happen. EVERY SINGLE one of them, in one night too. He had to get his stomach pumped. Dude he almost died.
Bro I saw Tim Heidecker should I tell Sam?
Also nice pic, I'm halfway through I Lived To Tell It All right now
Glad to have Sam as a continued guest on Nick's podcast
I feel like it would be cool to meet Nick but REAL scary if he ever wanted to sell you something.
Convertible roofrack salesman of the year.
Man's gotta eat
Better fcking buy it
Sam needs to go full Andy Kaufman and fight women professionally
peanuts come from the GROUND the real Peanut Arbuckle would know that
No they fall off of peanut bushes. Source: i’ve seen thousands of science fiction movies
The lemon girl bit had me dying
Let’s look at a few basic facts. Sams boxing training lasted 6 years.
Now from records from his training videos show each training sessions requires 2 hours and about 50 liters of zippy water to hydrate a body.
6,000,000 x 2 Hours = 12,000,000 Hours.
12,000,000 Hours = 500,000 days
500,000 Days = 1,369.8 years
Each of Sam's boxing training partners would require 228 zippy water distributors working 24/7 365 for 6 years.
Wtf
Isaiah means "god saves" or "the lord helps/lords helper."
The irony.
What if God creates them with the purpose of getting the people he wants in heaven faster?
WE WUZ HELPAS
The lemon bit was one of the funniest shit I've ever seen, swear to god you don't get it she turns herself into a lemon.
Nick has a 100% certified
goon body
HAHAHA
Was laughing at the lemon joke till I remembered how bad I did my ex...... thanks for the ultra-meta lemon jokes, I am unforgivable
Sam's schizo art aesthetic is second to none.
Nicks hair is on fleek
God I hope Sam enters women's boxing.
fun fact: you can take a picture of a cell, using the modern wonder known as a "microscope"
Sometimes I rub my eyes really hard until I can read my blood
I think competing in Women's sports is how Sam gets on Joe Rogan.
Joe:
“You look like a guy that doesn’t care about what other people think....... 👀”
Sam:
“Sure man, what are we doing here today 🤓”
Joe:
“I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
Sam:
“Idk man I’m not good with these things, do you have any DMT on you right now?”
Joe:
“Right now?
Sam:
“Right now.”
Joe:
“I don’t know if it’s a good idea”
Sam:
“Why?”
Joe:
“You really wanna do this right now?”
Sam:
“Yeah idgaf”
Joe:
“Alright”
Always thought I was straight but became gay. But thanks to Sam Hyde I’m now homophobic 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Right on
"Oh that's quite good..." top tier Elon impression
Nicks really looking like a 200 pound baby nowadays
I love you, Sam
Sam's falling for Elon Musk's schtick? Sammy boy's too naive. Elon's literally just a puppet.
sarcasm/irony I bet
Elaborate?
Prove it
Meta irony
id bet the majority of sams fans think elon is unironically teh epic god le mars epics
Is Chinese euphemism for Jewish?
Compete in woman's shot put. Samantha "the Candy Lass" Hyde
I started fucking dying when Nick was talking about hugging the engine of the AMG GT
14:39
woomyn are wild savages these day. I have a fucking story of one crazy behoach if you wanna hear. I swear it's a good story, you'll be like what the fuck. When I heard about it i was deeply disturbed the entire day.
I love when Nick embodies the weird shit they come up with and confronts Sam
Where are the "animators" at out here? This stuff would be so perfect to have an animated cartoon showing all their skits they do when they go into character.
animators are poor enough without wasting their time animating something with no hope of being monetised
GOD yes
🤔 hmm
@@MaxIgnoramus He could pay them.. They make money on patreon, and especially selling shirts, etc.
@@calholli is it worth his money though? Its not gonna bring any more profit and he already has the set design he paid out for as part of the podcast
You are the ideal person to be a woman. 6’5 long arms, a belly. Imagine breaking the deadlift record 12 times.
I DONT LIKE LEMONS ANYMORE WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY
the problem with depicting molecular biology is that biochemical processes are insanely rapid and dynamic compared to our sluggish experience of the world.
Oh yeah?
“You have to be better than them” 🔔
that man is smart, he hid the knife inside a gun so nobody would be onto him.
When i saw that i thougt to myself, if people dont believe that half of a certain group of people is retarded, heres the proof.
I like how nick also like grimes. Thats quite good. I got her to respond to my discord fanart once with the word "sique" probly a codes message but i dont have time for her qanon shit. I started the z thing instead so she started dating a russian
I don't know about you guys but I get my pharmaceutical info from 3 places : commercials, tik tik, and billboards. And I take whatever they tell me to.
Lol wait.. why am I on this thumbnail? I have to know what is even happening right now 😂 I want a t-shirt now, my first time watching this podcast but I want a shirt just because 😂
-Molly Smash
Also, this podcast is hilarious, I’ll be keeping up with you guys.
Hey, yeah looks like that is actually you in the thumbnail. I needed a picture of a girl that would get peoples attention and googled "girl with lots of tattoos" or something like that and sorted by "render" so i didn't have to remove the background manually, and this is the first picture that showed up. Hope ur cool with us using your picture like this.
Hi Molly! I think she deserves a shirt!
nicks big arm is so putrid to look at
I just cant get over Nicks baby leg on the fish lens
would love a series of just Sam raging at reddit coments
PGL and Tim Dillon's podcast is the funniest thing on earth. Worth the price of a cup of coffee per month.
Nick's merch is nice
Where's the link in the description
These cam angles make them look like they have plump upper bodies and tiny little skinny short legs
bro pulled a picture of a cell and said “that’s fascinating”
He just like me
Nick constantly looks like a man who hangs out in an alley
If you're not already subbed to the gumroad just fucking do it. It's so worth it. Seriously man. Do it for Nick and Sam 👍
Hello sam!
ty g
for real. i was a free bum for a long time. Then probably 8-10 months ago I thought... I could lose $5 and not notice it. So I started subbing. PGL alone is worth it. And recently they've been uploaded closer to when they were recorded, so we're not hearing about stuff from like a month ago on the rare occasion they do something topical. 100% worth it
If your not going to post to gum road then shut it down
THINK IT DREAM IT DO IT. it's my life mantra now.
“Do you think hallmark would ever let a movie go through with some not true fact about abortion?” 🤣🤣
Hell I didn't realize any women watched sam
YWNBAW
we're here
@@letsplaybaby8098 I really don’t believe that but ok
Ive been in love with Sam for years but at least I never told him I’d get surgery for him-I just write demented shit online & hope he finds it & psychically contacts me. Sam if you’re reading this I’ll suck your toes.
Samantha Hyde in female sports would be epic
i was sweating watching the fangirl callout part. That was a close one.
Bro these guys need a cartoon or something this is so funny
"let me get in the engine bay while you drive." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Once again it's the man with the masterplan,
they call him Sam and I (think you better recognize)
5:13 should have said "skat and skidaddle" lmfao
Tfw no lemon bodymod gf
Nicks legs are so small hahahaha
Like the podcasts, wish he'd stop mingling with wiggers and the whole boxing thing.
Keep the boxing, drop the other one.
Those wiggers are his free cheap labor willing to work for free just for clout
What's wrong with boxing, is it too jock for you?
boxing is fine. good point on wiggers though.
I read "wiggers" as another word...
Why is Nick so funny, Just cracks me up
I know the chick in the thumbnail lmao she lived in my town and was a wild chick....look up mollysmash hahaha wild chick from Florida
Where in Florida? Pasco?
I recognize her from FA, she seems cool
oh wow. Lemme get her number
I'll take one bongo begga bitz please
Froze at the half way point, endlessly loading until I switched to a video that would play an ad.
YT does this all the time and bugs out of I haven't watched an ad for a while.
this is a perfect clip!!!!
Thank you for the corndog at the Asian Buffet.
16:10 I think Nick actually made Sam uncomfortable here XD
This episode was…quite good
I highly recommend subscribing, shit is literally so funny
Scat pack.
Who drives a truck that can't have a crushed bumper? My trucks always had bent bumpers and cracked grilles from tow ropes breaking, and bent up tailgates, crushed sliders from slamming the body on rocks when off roading.. My drivers side tail light was all melted and drooping from being too close to a bomb fire. It was at least 20ft away and was even on the other side of a barbed wire fence, from the fire. But this guy had been throwing lumber in a hole for years and he had about a dozen semi tires in it too.. It put off so much smoke that the police came out to check what building was burning down. lol.. They didn't like the 30ft wide column of solid black smoke violently bellowing out of the fire, but we were on private property, so they couldn't do shit. lol.. That Oklahoma freedom. I'm sure in Commiefornia they would have thrown us in jail for 10 years for endangering the local frogs with the smoke or something retaddded. Apparently when you burn a dozen semi tires, it gets hot. I moved my truck as soon as I noticed, but the tail light had already melted.
a manifesto about your melted tail light, Epic tale
Damn bro thats a pretty sweet story. You should write a book about it.
I'd like to think "bomb fire" isn't a typo and your out here driving through explosion's action movie style
I will never understand people who care enough to type this much, but not enough to pay 1 micron of attention to kindergarten-level syntax.
wow I'm surprised that BARBED WIRE FENCE didn't block any of that heat
Nick still rocking that one plus 7, a man of true taste
They’re getting funnier
he should compete at female sports he would gain so much cloud he deserves
This one had me laughing out loud
nick is built like an adult diaper wearing bobby hill nowadays. not hating just stating facts
Its the camera lense. ITs hilarious thou. ^^
I'm the lemon they were talking about. Big Lemon did this to me, not the candyman
No way that guy that attacked Chappelle is gonna b rich and/or famous.
Now that guy is dead, coincidence? Chappelle is an op
My life has been a complete and total misery ever since Bigfoot stole my precious girlfriend in the middle of the night. 😒 He even took all her clothes and the T.V. 😔
Vro it’s gonna be ok just camp on the porch with a shotgun and definitely threaten your neighbours. Don’t forget to saw off the barrel over 5 inches
Dude sam, go full Howard Stern with nick, his studio needs a THRONE booth for him, and they need a black woman like robin in the corner who will laugh at anything and shell have headphones and just respond "yup oh yeah" and laugh when they simply push a button....and have hot girls on like howard ster man... thats the route
Just found out McDonalds doesn't take Mondo Megabits.
Holy shit these clips are well put together
Samalangadingdong!
@0:34 Its the next logical step Sam. You know what you have to do.