Sam Hyde: The demise is near! Have you quit your job yet? ft. Nick Rochefort [PGL Podcast #32]

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @PerfectGuyLife
    @PerfectGuyLife  2 года назад +165

    FULL PGL EP. #32 UP ON GUMROAD NOW!
    [TIMESTAMPS: ]
    0:00 - Intro
    1:25 - Best manhandling in TV history
    2:09 - The Adult Swim extras were f*gs
    3:35 - The Padlock Scam
    4:34 - Johnny Depp Trial/Psycho, Lying Women
    6:25 - Nicks Conspiracies of choice
    8:41 - The CIA killed Norm Mcdonald
    10:57 - Subliminal/Dream Advertising
    12:44 - Evil Mega-Corporations
    17:10 - The people in control are NOT as smart as you think
    19:53 - Food plants burning down
    21:55 - Everything is going to shit

    • @Rick_Cleland
      @Rick_Cleland 2 года назад +1

      I'm completely and totally done with the whole Goddamn thing.

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 Год назад

      The "People in control aren't as smart as you think" reminds me of the Luke Smith article on outs

    • @spoiledmilk2587
      @spoiledmilk2587 Год назад

      I murdered 3 people in 1987

    • @humvee2800
      @humvee2800 Год назад

      P

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад

      7:36 IT'S REAL. I did find religion: It's called Snakes are real and church windows were microwaves that were powering the world.

  • @zizzyballuba4373
    @zizzyballuba4373 2 года назад +2898

    I like how NIck has only two outfits: car salesmen suit and Home Alone robber.

    • @KinoTechUSA69
      @KinoTechUSA69 2 года назад +97

      Criminally underrated comment

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 2 года назад +55

      That ol wet bandit look eh?

    • @winterkingbeats4183
      @winterkingbeats4183 2 года назад +90

      His calling card is "Guess What?"

    • @Afflictamine
      @Afflictamine 2 года назад +54

      he'll sell you a car then show up to your house later to take it back

    • @echo6478
      @echo6478 2 года назад +19

      White men have two moods

  • @mattmcd3523
    @mattmcd3523 2 года назад +255

    Nick's CIA robot is a fuggin hilarious bit... The robot could be named Rube Goldberg 😏 (I bet Norm would have liked it haha)

  • @xadion6866
    @xadion6866 2 года назад +85

    this is the best channel of sam's content as of yet i have ever watched. it even has timestamps. and the beeps most likely render the channel safe from shut down.

    • @nrmz5728
      @nrmz5728 2 года назад +8

      Because this is an official channel now

  • @HarperSanchez
    @HarperSanchez 2 года назад +96

    Sam repeating stuff he saw on Infowars is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen from this podcast. What I also love is how quiet Nick gets when Sam gets serious.

    • @thesebadseeds
      @thesebadseeds 2 года назад +27

      Manufacturing chaos is an art ; controlling chaos is a masterpiece. Populations of certain groups gather to make sure that even when they have different faces in different places that their allegiance is to blood and blood alone. When they have the right people in the right places, anything is possible.

    • @elixer9089
      @elixer9089 2 года назад +22

      @@thesebadseeds when everything seems to go perfectly amidst chaos. Evil is behind it

    • @tylerwilliams33
      @tylerwilliams33 2 года назад +10

      Infowars really is something you need to take notes on though too good of points real vibes there

    • @malcontender6319
      @malcontender6319 2 года назад +18

      Nick gets quiet because he honestly can't talk with Sam at that level, he also thinks half of it is bullshit.

    • @arizenation3188
      @arizenation3188 2 года назад +5

      Baby sammy serious

  • @AGHORNATH18
    @AGHORNATH18 2 года назад +18

    I am 51, I was a street fighting Skinhrad back in the 80s and 90s. I've gotten a bit outta shape. You have inspired me to get back into whatever shape I can at this point in time. Then I'll quit my job! Hahaha!

  • @destroyerdestroy87
    @destroyerdestroy87 2 года назад +25

    No better time than to look inside for strength and live virtuous. If we gotta die in a nuclear Holocaust at least we can die with positive vibrations and transcend to the next level my boy.

    • @mvito39
      @mvito39 2 года назад

      Message

    • @MalleusIudaeorum
      @MalleusIudaeorum 2 года назад

      @@emjay3066 my thoughts exactly. Nuclear destruction would be preferable to the actual things going on.

  • @wiltchamberlain1928
    @wiltchamberlain1928 2 года назад +3

    The Ghost of Kiev talks with Nick Rochefort? Awesome

  • @djentile7773
    @djentile7773 2 года назад +20

    I'm not sure what Nick is taking about 700 foot snakes. But the book of Romans is one of the most incredible things I've read.

  • @mikeh2519
    @mikeh2519 2 года назад +8

    I'm going to start lifting again and maybe try to fight someone. It's been years since I've been punched

  • @jasonscholl2945
    @jasonscholl2945 2 года назад +19

    The ads they attach to content are hilarious! Got an ad for "better help online therapy". There data shows that Sam hyde content consumers are at higher risk mental health catastrophes. 😄🤣😂😆

  • @benl.l6091
    @benl.l6091 Год назад +2

    Reminder to not take life advice from influencer

  • @seagie382
    @seagie382 2 года назад +2

    The highfleet Strat Missile sound in the beginning got me

  • @neosho3953
    @neosho3953 2 года назад +19

    I had a college internship earlier this year that I just completed ghosted when the Russia-Ukraine stuff started up. I just don't really care that much when the powers that be seem hell bent on making things as shitty as possible.

    • @djdoggynutellanutsack6766
      @djdoggynutellanutsack6766 2 года назад

      Yeah dude sabotage your own life because of what some subhuman slavs are doing on the other side of the world.

  • @pokerone6489
    @pokerone6489 2 года назад +2

    4:48
    One look at the calls in an audio editor shows the clean cuts being made. Sounds like she recorded in a sound booth, and likely wasn't even talking to him. Whoever edited the thing didn't cover it up very well.

  • @nsv-pd9bd
    @nsv-pd9bd 2 года назад +60

    Am I the only one not worried and feel like everything is going to end up fine in the end?

    • @D1sc0rd-
      @D1sc0rd- 2 года назад +57

      when God vaporizes the planet and creates a new earth

    • @thetechfromheaven
      @thetechfromheaven 2 года назад +3

      And all those who have repented their sins will save their shouls and reincarnate in some other world lol

    • @bbbbbbb51
      @bbbbbbb51 2 года назад +24

      For sure. It just has to hit a point of being bad enough before people are tired of it.
      Sadly, I think most people are too ignorant of the massive pile of sins committed by the US government & just how bastardized we have become from what was intended. They'll wake up to things that are influencing & effecting them directly eventually, but not much more.

    • @gxlorp
      @gxlorp 2 года назад

      Yeah. If you follow alternative media with a sane mind, the take away is that their is a kernal of sanity and humanity. Additionally, spiritually, humanity will win. Not that we always do. But in this timeline, for some reason, we win. It's because the psychopaths weren't ever totally In control and it got away from them. I parallel earths new world orders take over. You can go visit them in another incarnation. But I wouldn't want to.

    • @teleskopossomnium
      @teleskopossomnium 2 года назад +5

      it would take the whole world rising up together. it’s going to slowly get worse and the grip tighter. each new generation will be none the wiser and as the old generations die out, so will their history

  • @Tandle779
    @Tandle779 2 года назад +1

    Idk if you realize but nick's norm skit was basically a world peace bit that will never get to air.

  • @hado33_
    @hado33_ 2 года назад +1

    the stained glass windows thing is actually legit look into it a bit more dont just make fun of it right off the bat xD

  • @pearz420
    @pearz420 2 года назад +9

    What is the point of subliminal advertising when regular advertising is already absurdly, embarrassingly effective?

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 года назад

      ​@Zechariah Ahl No it isn't. The influence of advertising is very simple and straightforward. People want it to be subliminal so it let's them off the hook.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 года назад

      @Zechariah Ahl No I am not, but I guess that would be a very a trivial thing to refute had it been what I actually said. Don't try to think too hard, you might subliminally hurt yourself.

  • @fajile5109
    @fajile5109 2 года назад +1

    Lol dream beaming could be useful imagine having classes while you sleep? Remember the matrix? “Woah! I know kung fu”

  • @MalleusIudaeorum
    @MalleusIudaeorum 2 года назад +1

    Is it time to debtmaxx with zero consequences?

  • @Boa796
    @Boa796 2 года назад +7

    nick is so fucking funny

  • @pineland_national7497
    @pineland_national7497 2 года назад +2

    17:48, damn, i shouldve known sam was in on it the entire time

  • @monsieurlemon
    @monsieurlemon Год назад

    17:00 they should definitely do that as a parody of the office Instead, it’s like a Bureau of intelligence sitting around the water cooler type deal

  • @ICONFESSONEBAPTISM
    @ICONFESSONEBAPTISM 19 дней назад

    17:55 Idk man... haven't you watched Den of Evil before? Super realistic stuff

  • @Joepage69
    @Joepage69 11 месяцев назад

    I think really what happened two years ago was the prices went up of everything, but the wages didn’t go up because people had stimulus money. There wasn’t the need for wages to go up from a government perspective, and because of the high prices working, became less worthwhile comparative to not working, and also the crazy economic shit with the cryptocurrency coins made it so a lot of people got a lot of money just when it became a terrible time to work in comparison to times before and times after.

  • @frosgailt
    @frosgailt 2 года назад

    Grats on this job and channel

  • @scatdazzle1970
    @scatdazzle1970 Год назад

    Thanks!

  • @KunjaBihariKrishna
    @KunjaBihariKrishna 2 года назад +1

    Nah. Dream advertising would start as dream entertainment. The advertisements would be folded in covertly, and no one in the public will have access to the necessary technology to prove that it's there. And even if it's out in the open, they would change the ads in such a way that they don't register as ads. People will want the escapism of perfect dreams. They might say they hate the ads, they might even smash up the city because of it. But later that night they'll tune back in

  • @bosshoodrat
    @bosshoodrat 7 месяцев назад

    At 6:25 WAR MODE Enters the chat

    • @andrewt013
      @andrewt013 6 месяцев назад

      spood and bolly

  • @gasfrommyanusi0i594
    @gasfrommyanusi0i594 2 года назад

    congrats on official channel status

  • @user-ww8nz5oo2l
    @user-ww8nz5oo2l 9 месяцев назад

    i about choked on my spit when he mentioned filecoin

  • @howard6451
    @howard6451 2 года назад

    The intro music had me thinking a nuke was detonating like in highfleet

  • @tsr6220
    @tsr6220 2 года назад +2

    The world is going to shit but these vids make it bearable lmao

  • @XenonOfficial
    @XenonOfficial 11 месяцев назад

    Whats the film at the beginning with eddie murphy? 🤣

  • @LundinSebastian
    @LundinSebastian Год назад +387

    I recently quit my job because of these guys. They've showed that it's possible to follow your dreams.
    Now I'm homeless, unemployed and have a bad rash downstairs.
    I'll take a rain check on that one boys!

  • @warehousedave7937
    @warehousedave7937 2 года назад +980

    I want more stories of Nick and Sam abusing the extras during Adult Swim MDE

    • @firinne
      @firinne 2 года назад +35

      Idgaf what you want.

    • @BOMEFSY
      @BOMEFSY 2 года назад

      @@firinne no one gives a fuck what you do or do not want.

    • @mariussielcken
      @mariussielcken 2 года назад +19

      Then pay

    • @w90213kjfdjn
      @w90213kjfdjn 2 года назад +61

      @@firinne you're an individual

    • @chocolatewheelchair
      @chocolatewheelchair 2 года назад +5

      They’re sworn to secrecy about those particular situations

  • @Harry11enderson
    @Harry11enderson 2 года назад +1232

    These two are responsible for all the food plant fires

    • @TheFuckingShitLoL
      @TheFuckingShitLoL 2 года назад +75

      getting away with it, etc.

    • @lastdayonearth8381
      @lastdayonearth8381 2 года назад

      So Suicidal They Hate Food.

    • @CM-ky3ow
      @CM-ky3ow 2 года назад +31

      Larry Fink is Sam Hydes pseudonym.

    • @wdavis6814
      @wdavis6814 2 года назад +34

      Nick is the COO of BlackRock, Inc.

    • @ifgwelf
      @ifgwelf 2 года назад +27

      It's cause McDonald's gave them a girls toy in a happy meal

  • @LILMIKEOG
    @LILMIKEOG 2 года назад +475

    Their ability to make me piss myself laughing during the darkest periods of my life is fucking A1

  • @Odd_Combo
    @Odd_Combo 2 года назад +571

    "Honestly, I'm too tired to be this depressed..."
    Me right now

    • @sonar_bandit
      @sonar_bandit 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @calholli
      @calholli 2 года назад

      You could always get some sleep... it's just an option; you might think it over

    • @Odd_Combo
      @Odd_Combo 2 года назад +24

      @@calholli Real depression seeps deeper than the relief of sleep. This too shall pass...

    • @Nekrumorfiini1
      @Nekrumorfiini1 2 года назад +9

      "You alright?"
      "Yeah, just a little tired..."

    • @Zzz-j2f
      @Zzz-j2f 2 года назад

      Shut up

  • @firinne
    @firinne 2 года назад +162

    It's so funny seeing toothpaste advertisements for BOTH crest AND Colgate, and BOTH are recommended by 9 out of 10 doctors, both are owned by coca cola lol

    • @88fibonaccisequence
      @88fibonaccisequence 2 года назад +74

      Questionnaire: Do you recommend Colgate?
      Dentists: Yeah, that's fine.
      Questionnaire: Do you recommend Crest?
      Dentists: That's fine, too.
      Tada! Now both Colgate and Crest can say that most dentists recommend their brand.
      Crest is owned by Procter & Gamble.
      Colgate is owned by Colgate-Palmolive.
      Coca-Cola isn't a major shareholder in either company.
      However, all three of these companies are owned by the same investment firms: Vanguard, Fidelity, Berkshire Hathaway, BlackRock, etc. These are the people I'm concerned about.

    • @truthseeker-heyoka
      @truthseeker-heyoka 2 года назад

      @@88fibonaccisequence How do we influence these conglomerates? Or how do we shut down these companies?

    • @jeffdouglas3201
      @jeffdouglas3201 2 года назад +20

      @Homo pedanticus
      All of my favorite J-funds

    • @kirkcavenaugh758
      @kirkcavenaugh758 Год назад

      coca cola really owns them? I'm boycotting all coca cola shit.

    • @jimjohn6520
      @jimjohn6520 Год назад

      @@88fibonaccisequence coca cola is just as evil without blackrock

  • @wysockisauce
    @wysockisauce 2 года назад +144

    The gap between GDP/productivity and wages has become too great. People will go back to work when they earn more. Why would someone work a mcjob for $13/hour and live in squalor when they could will live with their parents and play Fortnite instead.

    • @JohnSmith-fq3rg
      @JohnSmith-fq3rg 2 года назад

      @@makidiaz3894 That's an easier ride until they die. "Oh hey, I can't bring a girlfriend over to fuck after my shift for a couple years but I don't pay rent." vs "Oh hey, I live in an overpriced run down moldy shithole and own fucking nothing so I can't bring a girlfriend over to fuck after my shift anyways, AND I have to pay excessive soul crushing rent." Yeah what a hard fucking choice.
      Even then, IF THEY DIE, THE HOUSE IS PROBABLY YOURS.
      So what do you have to lose?

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 года назад +31

      The number next to the dollar sign is meaningless. It's the relative value of that number that matters. Overall, you are correct, but it's important to remember that wage is a surface-level metric compared to the underlying value of our economy, which is trashed now.

    • @JT-qw1cn
      @JT-qw1cn 2 года назад +49

      But with a $60,000 degree, you can make $17/hour and live in squalor!

    • @Nekrumorfiini1
      @Nekrumorfiini1 2 года назад +14

      @@pearz420 If only the US still had factories, but alas, they were all shipped to China!

    • @AFHSpike
      @AFHSpike 2 года назад

      @@makidiaz3894 the point is that even if their parents pass away, a mcjob is not going to help in virtually any fucking way, you can only afford to be a drug addict on those wages, it subsidizes hedonism and nothing else, you cant even rent let alone buy shelter for that, cant buy a car, you can buy drugs though, and you're gonna need em because socially a mcjob is even worse than being unemployed, everyone is unemployed at some point, but working a mcjob is like a scarlet letter. theres no incentive.

  • @garstank
    @garstank 2 года назад +590

    I didn't have an MDE dream, but I did have a dream with Sam in it. Sam was living in an apartment complex, and I was going to visit. Sam was really excited for me to be there to see his apartment. According to dream Sam, there were a bunch of celebrities living there and he wanted to brag about it a bit. Sam says "look, that's Larry David!" I look over, and it's just some guy who looks like Larry David. The apartment was full of celebrity impersonators. Sam didn't know any better.

    • @turnermd1302
      @turnermd1302 2 года назад +60

      fuck yeah dude

    • @akira357
      @akira357 2 года назад

      LOL I guess I'm not the only one.
      I dreamed of meeting Sam at a beat up old bar like somewhere in the Midwest. Shook his gorilla hands and having a giggle.

    • @kidflersh7807
      @kidflersh7807 2 года назад +100

      dude that sounds like a hilarious skit

    • @chubbs_malone7268
      @chubbs_malone7268 2 года назад +95

      Seems like the dream's saying that Sam's the only real one among a bunch of phonies

    • @Courier_Seven
      @Courier_Seven 2 года назад +63

      Wasnt a dream, you guys were astral projecting and ended up on the same frequency.

  • @guymontag162
    @guymontag162 2 года назад +143

    If they didn’t want us to act like the world was ending they shouldn’t have primed us so hard to believe it.

    • @honkworld9405
      @honkworld9405 2 года назад

      J*wish prophecy says everyone must die then god will get his chosen to heaven after the third temple is built and the Messiah comes.

    • @anon2427
      @anon2427 2 года назад +32

      They do want you to act like that, it diverts your attention from yourself and your immediate surroundings

    • @chrishnah
      @chrishnah Год назад +1

      @@anon2427 yep

    • @Uncle_Dave_Dave
      @Uncle_Dave_Dave 8 месяцев назад

      nukes arent real. but the economy dying and the royals getting disappeared is very likely. just check out islamic eschatology...

  • @calholli
    @calholli 2 года назад +203

    I haven't even watched advertisements since like 2004. I stopped buying cable back then, and I've always ran adblock plus-- I just never see ads and it feels so weird if you drop into someone's house and they still watch cable TV with ads constantly blasted on their screen. It's so strange that we used to accept that as normal.

    • @richardhunter3441
      @richardhunter3441 2 года назад +26

      Most people still do man

    • @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg
      @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg 2 года назад +32

      I can't stand ads

    • @chadpilled7913
      @chadpilled7913 2 года назад +7

      @@ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg can I borrow this "pic"?

    • @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg
      @ireallyreallyreallylikethisimg 2 года назад +11

      @@chadpilled7913 of course its all yours my friend

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate 2 года назад +21

      Same, I think the last time I watched network television with any regularity was 2006 or so, I'm adblocked to the hilt and just don't see what most of us would readily call ads. The only time I see "TV" is at the gym and I'm always left aghast at what kind of drooling livestock of a person would pay money to watch it.

  • @stupidmoto
    @stupidmoto 2 года назад +289

    I did actually quit my job recently. After almost 8 years of working for my fat boss and getting nothing in return other than a check, I had enough. Now I have time to build custom bluetooth speakers and tend to my garden. My groceries bills are significantly cheaper now because I have time to pick my green beans, cucumbers, zucchini, tomatoes, peppers and sweet corn 👌

    • @Priest92
      @Priest92 2 года назад +3

      Cool dude. EU?

    • @anthonysweeney3659
      @anthonysweeney3659 2 года назад +120

      Any more veggie tales you would like to share with the class?

    • @varsityathlete9927
      @varsityathlete9927 2 года назад

      fat boss eh. is your name thomas?

    • @sjh9812
      @sjh9812 2 года назад +32

      Thats great bro don't remember asking though

    • @jangobango2847
      @jangobango2847 2 года назад +61

      how many cucumbers does it take to pay your rent?

  • @limitisillusion7
    @limitisillusion7 Год назад +43

    The attitude that tells people not to work is actually a really important phenomenon. It insinuates that people are not planning for long term success, meaning they've effectively given up to varying degrees. The reason for the change in attitude and morale is that people don't see a future that allows them to achieve the things they want from life. There's a number of things you can attribute this too including. Wealth inequality, divisive content in media, and technology in general are the biggest factors. It's effectively a slow suicide.
    People allow themselves to get obese because they prioritize the pleasure of eating over longevity of life. No one makes a single big decision to get fat. People get fat because they make small decisions day in and day out to compromise their bleak view of the future for the joy they get from food. Obese people effectively decided the pleasure they get from food is the last thing they truly want to experience. Obesity itself is a sign of the decaying morale, along with depression and other mental health issues. The entire way we handle mental health issues is bollocks, because we look at them as an issue first and foremost with the individual, rather than the individual's environment. When people look forward to the future, their morale and behaviors reflect it. When people have a dim view of the future, their morale and behaviors reflect it. If there are too many people in the latter group, they will drag the entire system down with them every single time. The solution is to fix the environment so that we don't cross the point of no return. The success of humanity depends directly on the morale of humanity. Natural disasters aside, our collective morale will directly manifest our destiny. Obesity, depression, and suicide rates are the first warnings of a collapsing empire.

    • @sethcollins5536
      @sethcollins5536 Год назад +4

      A very real comment.

    • @TehUltimateSnake
      @TehUltimateSnake Год назад +2

      I feel this 100%

    • @Uncle_Dave_Dave
      @Uncle_Dave_Dave 8 месяцев назад

      collective morale and manifestation of desires is easier when you understand the sefirot. Jews are good and holy people, that most christians should be desperate to learn from. It's masons who invert the 5 pointed star, not jews.

    • @zy_zir
      @zy_zir 3 месяца назад

      why the fuck do random people in youtube comments have to be so much smart and insightful than the people who run the world, if only peolle like you were in positions of power

    • @MegadethTillDeth
      @MegadethTillDeth Месяц назад +1

      One of the massive factors you didn't mention was racial demographics. When everything around you seems foreign including the people, it creates an internal feeling of unease and dread.

  • @Ballsovsteel
    @Ballsovsteel 2 года назад +1292

    The bully sketch just got even better. The parody about bullying, where an extra complained about actually feeling bullied lol.

    • @MitsurugiR
      @MitsurugiR 2 года назад +70

      It all comes full circle lmao

    • @justinayers3589
      @justinayers3589 2 года назад

      he really was a chicken nugget scoon.

    • @idiot_city5444
      @idiot_city5444 2 года назад +55

      Laughed out loud when he told that story haha. Definitely elevates the sketch more now

    • @braindeadzoombie
      @braindeadzoombie 2 года назад +2

      lol

    • @birkknut276
      @birkknut276 2 года назад +39

      and that face he makes in the end is real hahaha

  • @PHGRP
    @PHGRP 2 года назад +114

    I watch this more than the gumroad I noticed. Sam made a good choice joining forces with lil shitpost. I love the gumroad but sometimes watching a shorter clip is what it’s gotta be.

    • @FartquadGI
      @FartquadGI 2 года назад +7

      Yeah? What else do you think!? Don't go crazy with power !!!!

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 2 года назад +18

      There's just a lot of filler in podcasts that having these key moments clipped just makes it all much more digestible. Not everyone has hours of free time to dedicate to watching full podcasts all the time.

  • @uzrnwsdrxg9423
    @uzrnwsdrxg9423 2 года назад +375

    My grandfather was a B17 tail-gunner in ww2 and he passed away this week. RIP Corporal E.T. Flood and bless you for your service.

    • @peanutrbuckle9123
      @peanutrbuckle9123 2 года назад +122

      My mom was a Mattress Captain in the marines, she died under heavy fire

    • @CW0123
      @CW0123 2 года назад +35

      What did he think of 🏳️‍⚧️s?

    • @karlgerg2626
      @karlgerg2626 2 года назад +1

      he is in hell

    • @floorijzerman
      @floorijzerman 2 года назад +7

      @@peanutrbuckle9123 fucking hell yeah brother

    • @jakobxr
      @jakobxr 2 года назад +47

      “The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters” -Samuel Hyde

  • @ricksmith9256
    @ricksmith9256 2 года назад +81

    Sam's right, there is a breaking point, but the powers that be know how to take all that frustration and direct it in the way they want it to go. When is the last time you heard of a people's revolution that didn't get coopted by the brazilians and turned into a nightmare?

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 2 года назад +14

      Probably that old French one, and they took out a lot of "elites" then.

    • @ricksmith9256
      @ricksmith9256 2 года назад +57

      @@nillynush4899 nah look into it, French revolution was very controlled. Killed the aristocracy and replaced them with something even worse :)

    • @ruminating1596
      @ruminating1596 Месяц назад

      Last one I can remember was the son and Dad snipers in D.C. Had the Brazilians shook, because they didn’t know when the next one could happen. The entire country was on the look out.

  • @eddiemarconi51
    @eddiemarconi51 2 года назад +80

    At this point I am just waiting for the world to end

    • @Harry11enderson
      @Harry11enderson 2 года назад +27

      Be ready to wait cuz it's gonna be a long ride

    • @eddiemarconi51
      @eddiemarconi51 2 года назад +16

      @@Harry11enderson oh I know things are about to get a lot worse

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 2 года назад +1

      @@eddiemarconi51 no doubt. A lot worse.

    • @teleskopossomnium
      @teleskopossomnium 2 года назад +10

      it already ended. welcome to hell. the ride never stops.

    • @kershaw1450
      @kershaw1450 2 года назад

      its going to be a long drawn out process. The real "collapse" wont happen overnight like in a zombie movie

  • @frydemwingz
    @frydemwingz 2 года назад +80

    Nick doesnt understand their goal is not to just be more rich.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 года назад +36

      This is what a lot of people are missing.

    • @frydemwingz
      @frydemwingz 2 года назад

      @simon behrendt bro, they already own everything, bro. it's not about money, bro, it's about subversion, control, and secret societies controlling the worlds power structure, bro. these people are selected and groomed for their positions of poower, bro. I wouldnt do the same because i'm not a demon like they are, bro. I wouldnt devour a child, bro. Klaus Schwab literally told the world he selected Justin Trudeau for his position in Canada, they also have people selected to run finance, industries, and fortune 500 companies.

    • @freshestveggies6476
      @freshestveggies6476 Год назад

      @simon behrendt big if true

    • @Uncle_Dave_Dave
      @Uncle_Dave_Dave 8 месяцев назад +3

      the goal is the complete domestication and pacification of the human species

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 4 месяца назад

      What is their goal?

  • @SkorpyoTFC
    @SkorpyoTFC 2 года назад +152

    "You can't buy anything that you want right now; because there's 100 other people who seem to be rich, who are buying it first. Meanwhile, you and your friends have nothing and you have no reason to work, because why would you?"
    Fucking nailed it.

    • @HumilityListens
      @HumilityListens 2 года назад

      Lol you cant buy anything cuZ u waste time

  • @houseofosborne1173
    @houseofosborne1173 2 года назад +59

    I think people are just tired of being slaves to the corporations man. Real life runs by learning a skill and making money off that skill, not "get a job"

    • @dh4767
      @dh4767 Год назад +6

      Yeah, everybody has never been more excited to support a local business than these days. It’s great

  • @grapesoder1301
    @grapesoder1301 2 года назад +72

    I work in a factory, It's 100 degrees in there, they machines are running at 500 F, there are fires and electrical bursts. They put themselves out. Every factory is covered in fire suppression systems, and cameras that autodetect fire. Factories run 24/7. Food factories are under extreme scrutiny for safety and health violations. Go read the Zero Hedge article if you want to see how many food processing plants had been destroyed by May, it is crazy.

    • @truthseeker-heyoka
      @truthseeker-heyoka 2 года назад +28

      tHaT's JuSt A cOnSpIrAcY tHeOrY

    • @mvito39
      @mvito39 2 года назад +3

      @@emjay3066 supper irregular

    • @silotx
      @silotx 2 года назад +28

      I hate food so i have been travelling with my F750 and burning down all the damn food factories , you don't need food when you have crystal meth.

    • @malcontender6319
      @malcontender6319 2 года назад

      They're also firing all the high-earners and attacking the unions with endless bullshit.

    • @RyanG-ij8xq
      @RyanG-ij8xq 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah… with all the fire suppression systems I don’t see how they can burn down at this rate

  • @TAAOAOAAP
    @TAAOAOAAP 2 года назад +39

    Sam is wrong, Colgate has adverts in the afterlife and I'm fucking pissed.

  • @FC-88
    @FC-88 2 года назад +19

    Sam looks like a bolshevik revolutionary in the weimar republic

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike Год назад +16

    That Norm Macdonald/Dirty Work/Cancer grease bit is actually the funniest thing Nick (the funniest person) has ever said. It's almost _too_ funny

  • @nogafka
    @nogafka Год назад +32

    I love how Nick only has two moods: car salesman and Dylan Klebold

  • @SuburbanTerrorist89
    @SuburbanTerrorist89 2 года назад +53

    I must arm wrestle to secure custody of my child.

  • @hotstankygarbage788
    @hotstankygarbage788 2 года назад +34

    "I DON'T CARE I WORK IN A CAR DEALERSHIP!"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @afterdark6822
    @afterdark6822 2 года назад +13

    You will own nothing and be happy.

  • @rustyshackleford7470
    @rustyshackleford7470 2 года назад +23

    For like a decade I had been leaving Telemundo on while I sleep. In an effort to learn spanish. I dont know Spanish. But I now dream in spanish. Like I couldn't understand a Mexican to save my life while conscious. But in my dreams its a Mexican soap opera and I'm Antonio Banderes

  • @EvoModerator
    @EvoModerator 2 года назад +50

    So true that you can’t buy anything. Unless you have a really good paying job and minimal bills it’s really tough to save any money or really do anything with your money other than trying to not be homeless.

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 2 года назад +2

      Wtf??? Live In your car until you can buy land or an rv and live in rv until you can buy land . That’s what I did and what my grandpa did

    • @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
      @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 2 года назад +11

      @@vlogcity1111 I don't own a car. Should I go full mongol and live in a yurt?

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 2 года назад +1

      @@AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 get a cheap sailboat or check out coordwood house construction.
      Build a little cabin off the grid

    • @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96
      @AroundElvesWatchUrselves96 2 года назад

      @@vlogcity1111 You're giving me ideas with those cordwood houses, lol. I think those will cause problems with park rangers and game wardens. F#*k them. I still think it's safer to live like a mongol in a yurt.

    • @freshestveggies6476
      @freshestveggies6476 Год назад +13

      Ah the free unabombers of MDE have gathered here

  • @vault1021
    @vault1021 2 года назад +73

    17:04 that guy in particular was named Frank Olson. And he was a higher up for the Army’s SOD (Special Operations Division) in which the CIA worked hand in hand with during the early days of MK Ultra. CIA director Sid Gottlieb spiked his drink with LSD in a work retreat in which caused him irreversible amounts of paranoia and anxiety to the point where he eventually threw himself off a ten story hotel building in New York City during thanksgiving weekend. Coincidentally read the chapter containing this case in “The Search for the Manchuriano Candidate” by John Marks the other day.

    • @Harry11enderson
      @Harry11enderson 2 года назад +25

      @@volcompro180 as if a name like Gottlieb wasn't obvious enough

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 2 года назад +14

      @@Harry11enderson Every. Damn. Time.

    • @RevBrotherJackMusick
      @RevBrotherJackMusick 2 года назад +23

      "threw himself" off a ten story hotel building

    • @vault1021
      @vault1021 2 года назад +5

      @@Harry11enderson Was the “disciplinary action” taken towards them just as obvious?

    • @Lazlo.
      @Lazlo. Год назад

      There's a miniseries about this called Wormwood. Pretty interesting.

  • @Gosha1992
    @Gosha1992 2 года назад +22

    Can't wait for the CIA cancer robot sketch

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 года назад +1

      Nick had like 3 or 4 amazing sketch ideas in this just off the top of his head.

  • @thaksjtube
    @thaksjtube 2 года назад +15

    people are working, they just aren't working minimum wage jobs because you literally can't pay for anything with them, you just have to live in your car anyways.

  • @mintiemoments
    @mintiemoments 2 года назад +57

    Nicks references to Tartarian old world tech as a bit about finding religion is deeply layered comedy haha

  • @SkeletonWord
    @SkeletonWord 2 года назад +90

    Just become a cop. Weapons, numbers, and a claim to legitimacy always succeeds in institutional collapse 👍

    • @1schwererziehbar1
      @1schwererziehbar1 2 года назад

      After the Soviet collapse, the cops sold their uniforms to tourists. But they kept their weapons. In America you can get the weapon without the uniform.

    • @SkeletonWord
      @SkeletonWord 2 года назад +64

      RIP to you, shadowbanned replier

    • @SpaceExplorer
      @SpaceExplorer 2 года назад +22

      i love you shadowbanned replier

    • @DraftyRum
      @DraftyRum 2 года назад

      dam

    • @TyndareusAurelius
      @TyndareusAurelius 2 года назад +5

      @@SkeletonWord what he say? What he say??? 😡

  • @OBRIZZLE
    @OBRIZZLE 2 года назад +89

    “I let an 80 year old man eat me out for…a hamburger”
    I am deceased

  • @michieladriaansens5977
    @michieladriaansens5977 2 года назад +17

    well i did actually used to work on a project that was based on the fact that it's becomming more commonplace that people can't actually fall asleep without background noise. And the number of "Idle watchers" is increasing at an alarming rate. Basicly we where writing code to check if is someone fell asleep based on input behavior/what time of day etc.. if so then run . It was pretty sketchy and we didn't got told for what purpose it would be used.

  • @LRM5195
    @LRM5195 2 года назад +34

    22:00 and on hits the nail on the head. We all sense that decline, which has introduced so much nihilism into our culture. It all feels meaningless right now.

    • @LRM5195
      @LRM5195 2 года назад +14

      @@emjay3066 I’m probably going to buy a horse and pretend to be Clint Eastwood for awhile when 💩 hits the fan 🤠

    • @smileforthesun
      @smileforthesun 2 года назад +1

      @@LRM5195 nice, nice

    • @OnTheRiver14
      @OnTheRiver14 2 года назад

      @@LRM5195 oh definitely

  • @ryanhall9347
    @ryanhall9347 2 года назад +4

    the system won't collapse, that's just doomer cope

  • @JohnDoe-z2r
    @JohnDoe-z2r 11 месяцев назад +4

    "Between incompetence and guile, always suspect the former." - Schlomo Goldbergstein

  • @undergroundsubway7023
    @undergroundsubway7023 2 года назад +10

    I don’t think it’s just that people got a little stimulus that causes people to become lazy. It just gave them a moment to think. Most people are not productive in our economy, what they do is a moot point. But the PRODUCTIVE people have realized, there isn’t really much to attain through your hard work in layman’s terms. You can only climb the ladder so far. Who wants to work to make six figures or whatever when that’s not even enough to satisfy the average woman who works a corporate schill job and is obese covered in piercings. The carrot is a much more powerful tool than the whip

  • @metalslug38
    @metalslug38 2 года назад +40

    Nick is a funny guy

  • @pml139
    @pml139 2 года назад +30

    PGL feels like long-form elaboration of the actual beliefs that drove ironic MDE: World Peace jokes

  • @shoDOHC
    @shoDOHC 2 года назад +2

    FINE ITS REAL.---- IMSITTINGINA FUCKINGCARDEALERSHIP

  • @makeitrainepoker6355
    @makeitrainepoker6355 Год назад +2

    I had a dream about the new 99 cent cookies from Wendy's last night.. Limited time only

  • @vashlash6870
    @vashlash6870 2 года назад +40

    "EVERYTHING IS PLANNED BRO" is so damn annoying. The powers that be, are basically throwing darts at a board blindfolded. Occasionally one hits the bullseye and most miss.

    • @pearz420
      @pearz420 2 года назад +26

      That is an equal amount of speculation though, the reality could simply be that they try to control everything and only succeed ~50% of the time.

    • @Nah_Bohdi
      @Nah_Bohdi 2 года назад +3

      Everything not being part of the pla was a part of the plan.
      Trust the Q.

    • @mvito39
      @mvito39 2 года назад +1

      509 dollar certified check with your name on it..

  • @malkudii2464
    @malkudii2464 2 года назад +7

    Yo I'm currently homeless with 2 jobs I deal with crackheads bothering me while I sleep love the vid tho

    • @ForgivingDragon
      @ForgivingDragon 2 года назад +3

      How can anyone with two jobs be homeless for longer than a couple of weeks? That cardboard sign is hiding a lot.

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 2 года назад

      Buy a car for 800$ and sleep in it noob

  • @calholli
    @calholli 2 года назад +7

    I bought into bitcoin when it was $100.. and somehow I'm still smart enough to not be rich right now.

  • @detrockcity3
    @detrockcity3 2 года назад +2

    Yes, it is out of the ordinary. Fertilizer/chem plants, yeah sure. Those go boom. Food processing plants? No. Those are like least likely. It can happen, but this is a way increased frequency. The other thing is most look like arson.

  • @Clembo
    @Clembo 2 года назад +13

    2:45 manhandling 'actors' should be a genre

  • @mysteriousmansion1841
    @mysteriousmansion1841 2 года назад +11

    Sam is confirmed spoiled rich kid who doesn’t care about his fans.

    • @mysteriousmansion1841
      @mysteriousmansion1841 2 года назад

      @@emjay3066 The Internet broke you bro. Lots of people are real people

    • @Gibson-zq7tb
      @Gibson-zq7tb 2 года назад +6

      Don’t be a “fan” of another man. It’s sad to begin with.

    • @mysteriousmansion1841
      @mysteriousmansion1841 2 года назад +3

      @@Gibson-zq7tb you want to be a cool kid too bad

    • @Gibson-zq7tb
      @Gibson-zq7tb 2 года назад

      @@mysteriousmansion1841 not really. I just don’t want to dick ride other men. That means I want to be a cool kid too bad ? Sad life you must live. Enjoy worshipping other men and never doing anything on your own.

  • @saturnianlotus8343
    @saturnianlotus8343 2 года назад +51

    You can start fires easily with satellites. The earth's atmosphere is a gigantic lens so you would only need a relatively small laser in orbit. They're moving incredibly fast, but with advanced robotics (thank you boston dynamics) all they have to do is aim at a fixed point while in motion. We saw this during the Trump years with the fires all across the west. Live infrared weather imaging showed anomalous linear patterns or beams leading up into nothingness from the sites of "wildfires" recorded on several occasions.

    • @bureaucratbayonet
      @bureaucratbayonet 2 года назад +11

      They were just trying to get all the wild cats to follow the laser

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 2 года назад

      Jesus dude, I've never thought of that. Why don't we light China on fire?

    • @mariussielcken
      @mariussielcken 2 года назад +10

      Invent crisis
      Propose solution
      Pass the policy that wouldn't stand the light of day, which you have planned from the start.

    • @elip8311
      @elip8311 2 года назад +9

      Not from satellites in fake space but from Direct energy Weapons (DEWs) mounted to high elevation airplanes.
      Lockheed Martin had an advertisement bragging about it’s capabilities called Athena.

    • @AlphaPoppa38
      @AlphaPoppa38 2 месяца назад

      Space is fake and gay

  • @JCxyz666
    @JCxyz666 2 года назад +4

    Can anyone please ID the background music that starts around 1:25? It sounds so familiar and is triggering nostalgia but I can't remember for the life of me

  • @thecumlord7523
    @thecumlord7523 2 года назад +73

    Just quit my job today.

    • @JB-qt3wo
      @JB-qt3wo 2 года назад +13

      I quit last week. Was making six figurinos…4 weeks vacay…fully remote. F* It dawg i’m going to Costa Rica.

    • @thecumlord7523
      @thecumlord7523 2 года назад +7

      @@JB-qt3wo certainly a better situation than mine.

    • @Runningwritingreading
      @Runningwritingreading 2 года назад +1

      Couple weeks in, why didn't I sooner? I was Stockholm Syndromed

    • @Rory695
      @Rory695 2 года назад +1

      good luck

    • @Kancerru
      @Kancerru 2 года назад

      hell yeah dude

  • @burynice289
    @burynice289 2 года назад +9

    "Why would I?" sums up the current generation perfectly

  • @jorruskurren9408
    @jorruskurren9408 2 года назад +23

    I make like a dollar over minimum wage, and after years of working 50-60 hour weeks I bought my house at almost a 6% interest rate! My timing is shit and my strategy miserable, then again I'm in way less debt than anyone who went to college.

    • @DUKE_DUKE
      @DUKE_DUKE 2 года назад

      Bruh sell drugs.

    • @MushookieMan
      @MushookieMan Год назад +1

      You're not in less debt than them if you have a mortgage.

    • @utewbd
      @utewbd Год назад

      ​@@MushookieMan If they also have a mortgage then yes he is. If they don't have one at least he has a house.

  • @Doinkski
    @Doinkski 2 года назад +18

    Sam and nick are two very smart guys… I’m a super left leaning guy who’s been told by other left wingers that Sam is a white supremacist alt right figure but the more I watch him I realize he just sees things for how they are and I find myself agreeing with most of the things he says

    • @nickb1762
      @nickb1762 2 года назад +10

      They’re dangerous bro. they’re bad eggs….. I don’t want you hanging around them. Keep streaming Peggle with your caring warm friends like a good boy

    • @andysmith9645
      @andysmith9645 2 года назад +3

      why are you left wing.

    • @israelCommitsGenocide
      @israelCommitsGenocide 3 месяца назад

      @@andysmith9645 probably low iq and watched a lot of state sponsored media or went to public schools.

  • @WinstonDreadmore
    @WinstonDreadmore 2 года назад +8

    If you have family consider yourself extremely lucky. If you can share living spaces with your family now, do it.
    I have hardly any family. I have a friend like me and we are planning to buy a large house together next year while it is affordable and get that mortgage paid off asap so the banks can't take it off us.
    There will be enough room to accommodate our own families and have our own space so we can have 4 people paying in and possibly get lodgers or other friends or family living with us if things get bad.
    The best way to ensure you and your family have the best life possible in the coming years is to own land and property out right.
    If your parents have this already, take advantage and be grateful and look after them! Family needs to stick together now more than ever.
    Unless they were abusive or some shit.

    • @03ai_ey
      @03ai_ey 6 дней назад

      Unfortunately the latter but yeah I wish. How would one go about acquiring a scat fetish? Maybe then I'll at least have some fun when I get tired of wishing.

  • @gerihuginn
    @gerihuginn 2 года назад +88

    You guys had a ridiculously successful tv show. It’s hard to watch you get lowered into the pig pen with us. It’s a slow and painful descent into madness

    • @daviddavidson5523
      @daviddavidson5523 2 года назад

      Pretty sure sam is a crypto millionaire who just won a gigantic sum of money through boxing and nick has money from car dealerships and MDE spillover. They do this because they are "problematic" fuckers should just make a new sketch comedy show. "There isn't enough money for my time sink" shut the fuck up sam. Create your legacy and stop thinking in dollars

    • @rickdeckard1075
      @rickdeckard1075 2 года назад

      @@reginaldcornwalingford6210 until he gets reported to the 87K new irs agents

    • @ThatDudeCobz
      @ThatDudeCobz 2 года назад +22

      Nick has a couple successful businesses as well

    • @John-mf6ky
      @John-mf6ky Год назад +28

      These two are far from struggling lol

    • @jamesnesran2348
      @jamesnesran2348 Год назад +6

      they doin alright

  • @newcreature6171
    @newcreature6171 2 года назад +1

    CIA shit and Sam thinks the guy "jumped" out of a window lol I guess a genius can't be a genius on everything

  • @reggyphilburn9017
    @reggyphilburn9017 2 года назад +10

    I was at my lical grocery store a few hours ago i seen a blue slingshot parked in the parking lot i almost threw up on it

  • @StinkyBlack1
    @StinkyBlack1 2 года назад +12

    Nick is the true embodiment of the fine line between genius and crazy. Cloning mike tyson is so crazy it just might work…

  • @nikai_vil3893
    @nikai_vil3893 2 года назад +14

    dude i cant believe nick made the chickennuggetscoon cry wtf dude

    • @gmhard01
      @gmhard01 2 года назад +4

      Early, and often.

  • @theREALchriszito
    @theREALchriszito 2 года назад +12

    By the way, wasn’t an accident, wasn’t a suicide, and the cover story was not only haphazardly thrown together, then apologized for by President Bush, but it was then found to be a “limited hangout” in order to keep the truth in secrecy

  • @LZRD107
    @LZRD107 2 года назад +5

    Yeah I always get so close to a cousin sex dream and then it cuts to advertising 😥