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@@edithdlp8045 I have been told that the Chinese immigrants that come from poor city areas of China are usually extremely disrespectful, confrontational and self centered. (For example they may be waiting all of 2 seconds for you to complete a task that takes 10 and they'll begin to rush you and scoff insisting that you're holding them up. Or they might try to hand you something when you're busy with hands full and begin pushing it at you like you're supposed to drop everything for them. ) I'm told it's cultural and even in China this is the thinking. This has been told to me by Chinese immigrants. I have no idea if it's true but.... Where I'm from that'll get you nowhere but hated. Lol
The reason I love San Andreas and GTA 5 is I lived all over LA county. It's like going home. Oh and you can legally run people over and shoot them. Not something you should do in "REAL" life.
I thought it was Ron Funches in the thumbnail at first. But, I did discover a new comedian today, and he's pretty good! :) Since it's a single person clip, his name should be in the title.
I always come back occasionally and watch this bit, I just get that line "violence will inconvenience both of us" randomly pop into my head and have to come here again haha.
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That's the point...a white guy would NEVER admit to it, and oftentimes they don't have too, good people find out the hard way....got any other "imaginations" you'd like to share angry white guy?
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Mvi B nah bih mexicans say foo all the time lmao idk what suburb youre from but in the real world mexicans def say foo all the time lmao this aint a 90s movie...foo
SJW Slayer 404 the fact that your name is SJW slayer shows your intelligence. I never said I was a professional comedian, but this guy seems to like to compare himself to funny people. Which he isn’t. And you calling me a girl isn’t comedy either.
Varriiella - Ya, Mexico has also produced more world champion boxers than any other country (even the US when adjusted for population size).... so be careful, son chiquitos pero cabrones!! They will fuck you up! Even the women.... 💪🏼 😂😂🇲🇽🇲🇽👍🏼
joking about shit like this brings us closer together, making everything about race a taboo to make fun of only makes us feel more different from each other
It's tough to hate when your laughing!...with eachother and at yourself too hopefully! We all have pain we all bleed red! I apologize to the world for the rest of the world right now, officially ! You forgive me? I hope so because I forgive you, even when it's not easy!! I learned from the best!! Can we stop hating eachother already?! Learn to love it's a natural thing, try it it's awesome!!!
Christopher Reichert hatred is also just as natural as love. If you love everyone, then your love is meaningless because you hand it out like candy. Also, k9s and fish bleed red, does that mean we are the same as fish and k9s? No, it doesn't. That is very, very flawed logic.
Race can be a funny thing. Me n my non white friends always crack mad racist jokes at each or we’ll be bugging each for why people of whatever colour do something but we know it’s all love
I knew a kid in high school from South Korea. I sparred with him once. I use the term loosely. He hit me with three spin kicks in a row. It was a blur.
Dania its like broccoli but if you look at ufc fighters ears the are bloated and deformed from years of grappling and punches. Igs actually painful or so i was told
Irena Deacon Henriquez cauliflower ear is a result of fighting. If you get hit in the ear, it deforms and is called Cauliflower Ear. It's ugly, but is a thing one can observe about another that can quickly tell you what that person has done. In other words, cauliflower ear = the dude knows how to fight probably.
Random comment, but Punching, or even more effective if done right and forcefully enough, or open-hand slapping someone’s ear is a very effective way of defending oneself against an attacker. It’s painful, causes disorientation, and can be effectively done by anyone of any size to anyone of any size. It’s a weak point on all. It’s also a good move, the open hand version, because it only requires gross motor skills, which unless trained, nearly all people lose in adrenaline fueled situations. Google it and practice it. Might save your life one day.
Christopher White No, my white friends are tired of being accused of institutional racism and white priviladge. A far cry from some racial jokes homie. Also, truth be told, they got a point. Too many Al Sharpton ass MFs running around yelling racism at every turn. A joke is a joke, but damn man that aint what these people mad at.
Shangori You guys should go to college. Learned the difference between racism,prejudice,and stereotyping in the first semester. It's not that hard, you can do it.
Of course. Tell the guy you know nothing about to go to college over a comment that was replied with something that isn't even remotely connected to the initial comment. What made you think i didn't know the difference, nutty?
Huey Newton I didnt have to be feed some bullshit course in identity politics in first semester to know the difference. In fact, those courses generally tend to divide more than they unite. What you guys really need to learn is the definition of TRUE freedom. That gets lost in this brave new world of "muh hurt feelings."
Shangori I didn't think someone who went to college would be this proud of displaying the opposite of what they learned. I mean I learned those differences in General Psychology😂
Depends where you hit an how hard most of it requires knowing pressure points or digging in your fist near the groin or stomach an tearing into the surronding muscle to cause enough pain that they lose control of there bowels its easier just to knock a person out or dislocate a bone from a socket
Latinos are way too easy to stereotype they walk right into that shit and stereotype themselves. They get all the same tattoos and dress and talk the same way.
Violins are like the recorders of asian kids. White pasty nerds be playing that broken My Heart Will Go On shit while Asian kids will play Canon on your D when they're only 9.
My sons TKD teacher was the kindest, most respectful, non-threatening human being ever. He was also an incredibly stunning and surprising fighter. He could definitely mess someone up, and they wouldn’t see it coming. He ABSOLUTELY would help someone up after and want to take them under his wing. Amazing human being we had the pleasure to learn from. Master Han. The best
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"and he's helping you up." At that point, I knew it was a true story.
I damn near died from laughing so hard
"Now what have we learned."
I lived in San Francisco for two years, and the accuracy of that is so dead on 🎯
asians in my opinion are very nice, most of them, but not my chinese boss.
@@edithdlp8045 I have been told that the Chinese immigrants that come from poor city areas of China are usually extremely disrespectful, confrontational and self centered. (For example they may be waiting all of 2 seconds for you to complete a task that takes 10 and they'll begin to rush you and scoff insisting that you're holding them up. Or they might try to hand you something when you're busy with hands full and begin pushing it at you like you're supposed to drop everything for them. ) I'm told it's cultural and even in China this is the thinking. This has been told to me by Chinese immigrants. I have no idea if it's true but.... Where I'm from that'll get you nowhere but hated. Lol
“It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war.”
-Bruce Lee
But... what about the flowers...
Dre' lmfao 😂😂
We karate chop the flowers
I don’t get it
Str8 G-A-M-E
Why does this guy look like he has a NYPD best friend and steals Pontiacs for a living
Fareris underrated comment
YES.
You damn genius
The amount of people that won’t understand this lol
Shut up and take my like...u earned it 😂😂😂
He looks so nervous but at the same time happy that he’s making people laugh at his jokes.
Am I the only 1 getting that vibe?
TheElementalGod that’s called in comedy terms “the delivery”
Same
Yeah you hit it right on the spot... it also may be am act 😅
No man I kind of feel like he's new to this or something
Maybe , but I think its more like he isn't very good with acting the face expressions
He's described Latinos just like in GTA Sanandreas😂
I've lived in areas where that is very accurate xD
Yep
Very accurate with the jerseys to XD I live in socal and can contest to it
The reason I love San Andreas and GTA 5 is I lived all over LA county. It's like going home. Oh and you can legally run people over and shoot them. Not something you should do in "REAL" life.
Follow the damn train!!!
World would be a lot better if we just embraced our differences, make fun of them, and laugh it away.
That's the cure ! Talk between real men like Eastwood and the barb shop owner in Gran Torino.
True. Now people just get more sensitive as the years go by
Exactly! Either roast no one or everyone that's my motto!
You mean like we used to before SJWs started tainting everything with their BS? Yeah, it would be...
YES
Why didn’t they put his name in the title he deserves credit
I thought it was Ron Funches in the thumbnail at first. But, I did discover a new comedian today, and he's pretty good! :)
Since it's a single person clip, his name should be in the title.
They put it up when he started.
Ibo Brewer
why he have a palace
@@zuke4941 yes. Racism is a serious crime and he shalt be punished for it.
His palace is a circus.
Because he sees this whole world as a huge joke.
“Violence will inconvenience both of us” is both calm and cold 😂
When us asians get into a fight we’ll pull out our calculators and divide you by zero.
Jostan Vallis guarantee u ain’t asian but that’s funny😂🅱️
Baily Veasey I’m Asian and that’s funny
How can you divide anything by zero
Whoooooooshhh
@@junlizhu2312 you can tho..... the only number you can't divide zero by is itself
*wuchu wanna do foo*
The way he said it though
I'm dead 😂😂😂
*im right here foo*
As a Latino, I agree HAHAHAHAHA
I deleted my comment cause you already said it....
This is how anime protagonists are born
The cauliflower ear is not a joke, it's an *ABSOLUTE FACT.*
Except for those guys who actually pay money to get their ears broken to appear dangerous
@@steelbear2063 lmao nobody does that wtf
Now I kinda wish I wasn't so good about wearing my head gear.
@@carsondixon341 i asure you some people do it
@@ryanelamo1588 in the UK, cauliflower ears means the guy is either MMA or a Rugby Player.
Either way, you don't wanna fuck with him.
Me: *Tells racist joke*
Mom: "Omg don't say that!"
Grandma: 😂😂😭😭👏✋
U know u American 🤣🤣👍
U know u British owo
@@drunkoctopus6769 nope, St. Louis lol
@@drunkoctopus6769 eye folkin wish m8
@@nickg8272 Ya got a license fo that?
“I don’t think you want this trouble... violence will inconvenience both of us” LMAOOOOO
Jaisean My mans just made me laugh while in isso.
What have we learned today?
Timothy Stratton that was hilarious!!!!
That’s what I’ll say to anyone who wants to start a fight
This is so funny and accurate😂sounds like my dad
” I don’t think you want this trouble” 😂😂😂😵
I always come back occasionally and watch this bit, I just get that line "violence will inconvenience both of us" randomly pop into my head and have to come here again haha.
Same here😂 first saw this bit 7yrs ago
me too, always has me roll'n
Best thing to say after u whoop someone ass
'now what did we learn?'
🤣🤣🤣
I want sum mushu (Chris Tucker voice)
@@eltae5551 OMG YES
@The Legendary RUclips Commenter you been fighting chick fila employees I see 😂
Hahahaha
@The Legendary RUclips Commenter
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“I’m also racist”
Imagine if a white guy said that
Your profile picture me when I read this comment
He did and became president
That's the point...a white guy would NEVER admit to it, and oftentimes they don't have too, good people find out the hard way....got any other "imaginations" you'd like to share angry white guy?
@@shazam2826 ok tard
@Darrow Au Andromedus
How do I copy this
On behalf of everyone who’s seen this this month. Welcome
Thank you 🙏🏾 I hope you're doing well and staying safe
Witam
Hi
Im 10 months late my bad
April 2021
My man doug Judy did go straight and is following his passion for stand up comedy
”Hey Peralta!”
Rosa, roooosa rooooooosa
@@ChristianCharry 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
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Violence will inconveniences both of us
Haha
Thangdoulen Doungel I saw that when he said that lol
@@turbolynn me too
Actually super easy, barely inconvenience
Ah. He was talking about violence. I thought he said violins.
I read this as I heard it.
“I don’t think you want this trouble” 🤣🤣 IM GONEEEEE
😂😂😂
I'm Asian
I don't tink you want this touble
@@jocabulous or make it double
To protect the world from devestation
LOL these days people will find this offensive. I'm Asian and knowing that this is pre-coronavirus I'm laughing non stop 😂
I'm black and find it funny we need this at a time right now
Haha, good on you man. It was just a few assholes in Chinese government who did this. All love to you gentleman and I am white as snow.
@@Freeelyy 😂
@@sammiejohnson8628 I'm white and I find it hilarious. The guy's a comedian making satirical observations about racism. Brilliant!
Aye another Asian!
Violence will inconvenience both of us, LMAO !
Nobody:
RUclips recommendations: 4 year old video on racism
Right? RUclips knows what I like.
I just love its a black gentleman talking about it.
It’s gotten better suprisinglu
Shut your yap
It’s just RUclips trying to figure out where the line is on how humans define racism. It’s a machine that’s learning, don’t be scared 🙃
"What you wanna do foo?" Is the realist shit ever 😂
Alejandro Briseño Gallegos hahahaha so true
It’s not real, it’s gay as fuck, they are asking if you want to have sex with them, fool.
ShroudTheSky
Chill out bruh, I'm just talking about the slang foo
True cept for Mexicans it really woulda been "Whatchu wanna do holmes" or "Whachu wanna do essay" but now Im just bein technical, it was funny 😆
Mvi B nah bih mexicans say foo all the time lmao idk what suburb youre from but in the real world mexicans def say foo all the time lmao this aint a 90s movie...foo
When he started talking about the white guy I instantly thought of Joe Rogan.
With cauli flower?
Me too 😂😂
No Italians are not white stupid. They're Latin with Latin English accents.
Nobody:
My grandpa at the thanksgiving dinner table:
Lol
“They stand in a ballet position” lmfao
Emilee Anne thought he said valet position lol
@@TheRaquan4 bro I'm mexican and I found this shit funny 😂🤣👍
@@mikehawkthespacemarine1955 its true sometimes
I read that the secend he said it
Can confirm.
I lost it at "and he is helping you up" 😂😂
“Now, what have we learned today!?”😂😂
It would be so nice that we could see each other in a amusing nice way and just get along
theres no way its just a coincidence this got recommended to me rn
"now you're in his dojo training" 😂😂
moh lol now what have we learned today
To not hit people that are from another culture cause yours is inevitable
omfg the BALLET pose lmaooo
ashli smashli I thought he said valet. Ballet makes the joke waaaay funnier!
ashli smashli SERIOUSLY i was picturing my exes and my home boys like right on the money i seriously was dying!
+tavierloyal SAME LOL
Nova Mondai that shit had me laughing
YESSSSS I DIED LOL
**Beats up ganster**
Asian Man who just beat him up: now listen to my lecture. A... stand for the good grade...
Lol
But blood type b
Ganster
but f stand for find new family
"Im also racist"
Crowd: lol
Me: "im also racist"
Also me: *GETS SHOT IN THE LIVER*
poopbuutt the main difference is that you aren’t funny.
@@PJammin_Out ik :c
PJ Come on little girl, make a joke
SJW Slayer 404 the fact that your name
is SJW slayer shows your intelligence. I never said I was a professional comedian, but this guy seems to like to compare himself to funny people. Which he isn’t. And you calling me a girl isn’t comedy either.
PJ Sorry but the black dude ain't funny neither. Didn't laught at any jokes he made.
"Now what have we learned today?" XD
skyhr That it's improper to see Latinos and its proper to say "Mexican Latinos". The more you know😉
A valuable lesson on whom not to fuck with!
To not fuck with Asians
Alexander H But there are other mexican ethnicities
skyhr that black people cant fight?
I don’t think u want this trouble
Louis gouene this dude just reminds me of kunfupanda
i don’t think u wan dis trubbo
The Mexicans gang up. They’re short, but they multiply fast.
Aila McCarthy
Yep pretty much, but they’re equipped with sandals, a rolling pin, and/or a broom.
@Aila McCarthy Mexicans in a nutshell.😂
Varriiella - Ya, Mexico has also produced more world champion boxers than any other country (even the US when adjusted for population size).... so be careful, son chiquitos pero cabrones!! They will fuck you up! Even the women.... 💪🏼 😂😂🇲🇽🇲🇽👍🏼
Same with black people except there tall
@@btskimnamjoonateezwoosan3839 If it wasn't for black fighters the U.S. would suck at boxing.
Asian man said: You don't want this smoke.
Violins will inconvenience both of us lol
violence* LOL
Only if you don't know how to play one
Isaac Campos indeed
Roderick storey lol
DEAD 😂😂😂
joking about shit like this brings us closer together, making everything about race a taboo to make fun of only makes us feel more different from each other
WilsonMackle101 that's because we are different from each other biologically
Of course, only twins share genes. But what's the point you're making?
It's tough to hate when your laughing!...with eachother and at yourself too hopefully! We all have pain we all bleed red! I apologize to the world for the rest of the world right now, officially ! You forgive me? I hope so because I forgive you, even when it's not easy!! I learned from the best!! Can we stop hating eachother already?! Learn to love it's a natural thing, try it it's awesome!!!
Christopher Reichert hatred is also just as natural as love. If you love everyone, then your love is meaningless because you hand it out like candy. Also, k9s and fish bleed red, does that mean we are the same as fish and k9s? No, it doesn't. That is very, very flawed logic.
Christopher Reichert do you understand what I'm saying?
That asian guy part was so awesome... "So what do we have learnt today"
“Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself.” - David Brent
"I'm also racist"
*everybody laughs*
Only a black guy could get away with that
Not true Louie could said he was racist
He said the N word to
And it's funny cuz I know he's not racist
Btw I'm black
imjst mikey nah man it’s just that a guy like you is rare too!!
Race can be a funny thing. Me n my non white friends always crack mad racist jokes at each or we’ll be bugging each for why people of whatever colour do something but we know it’s all love
Mr. CU NT I like how you had to throw the “non white friends” in lmao!!
"Either a chargers or a raiders jersey"
From the west coast. Facts.
Wilford Grimley Raiders fans are a special breed
Raiders I've seen
People confuse racism and stereotyping, lol, but still funny.
Racism is not prejudice + power 🙄
.....it's called racial stereotyping for a reason.
The "Now what have we learned today" was the best part.
I'm glad he threw the chargers jersey in there 😂😂
Fr, love the very specific reference
Love the chargers
Lol southern or northern, i like how he referenced california mexicans
He said raiders
@@colejandreau6083 He said both
I think this is one of the funniest random standup acts I've seen!
cro508 it's such an original bit!
+Max Ferguson Yep, I think originality is what makes it great.
Fr idk why I'm laughing so hard and I'm not even high 😂😂😂
+Max Ferguson he stole the second part of this bit almost word for word from another comedian called Trixx
Sam 94 got a link or proof? It'd be a shame if you were telling the truth because I honestly thought this was relatively original and hilarious
I like how the crowd continously going crazy on him. 😂😂
"and he's helping you up" LOL
Black Person: *Im Racist*
Audience: *HAHAHAH*
K
@@dispana1436 😂😂😂
I mean it is a comedy show
fizz music
“Black people can’t be racist.”
-Jerome
@@dispana1436 dude its satyrical
im asian and i can confirm this is 120% true
Discoloured Buttflaps
120%? Well, there goes that "Asians are good with numbers" stereotype!
@@tonybates7870
Grrrrrrr!! I was just about to say that!!
Keith Deegan
You snooze, you lose . . .
120%? Why not 200%?! Shameful display XD
It’s understandable a 100% asian is integrated 50% from the father and 50% mother. Please explain where is that 20% extra came from?
I knew a kid in high school from South Korea. I sparred with him once. I use the term loosely. He hit me with three spin kicks in a row. It was a blur.
The “now you in his dojo” bit killed me off, hahaha!
the white guy with cauliflower ear was so true😂
FreakyHeat what's a cauliflower ?
Dania its like broccoli but if you look at ufc fighters ears the are bloated and deformed from years of grappling and punches. Igs actually painful or so i was told
I got no idea what that even means lol
Irena Deacon Henriquez cauliflower ear is a result of fighting. If you get hit in the ear, it deforms and is called Cauliflower Ear. It's ugly, but is a thing one can observe about another that can quickly tell you what that person has done. In other words, cauliflower ear = the dude knows how to fight probably.
Random comment, but Punching, or even more effective if done right and forcefully enough, or open-hand slapping someone’s ear is a very effective way of defending oneself against an attacker. It’s painful, causes disorientation, and can be effectively done by anyone of any size to anyone of any size. It’s a weak point on all. It’s also a good move, the open hand version, because it only requires gross motor skills, which unless trained, nearly all people lose in adrenaline fueled situations.
Google it and practice it. Might save your life one day.
I love how he says they will help you get back up. That’s so respectable and badass.
I gotta admit, I've been watching some stand up comedians on RUclips lately and none made me laugh till this guy.
Right on! We agree!
When he said: "I dun tink you wan dis trubble." I lost the ability to breath.
really?! do you have asthma?
"Hap! Hip! Hap !" Dead 💀
I was looking for this in the comments
I just saw this when it came on in the video
And thats why racism and stereotypes should not be banned. They should be laughed at
Christopher White
No, my white friends are tired of being accused of institutional racism and white priviladge. A far cry from some racial jokes homie. Also, truth be told, they got a point. Too many Al Sharpton ass MFs running around yelling racism at every turn. A joke is a joke, but damn man that aint what these people mad at.
Shangori You guys should go to college. Learned the difference between racism,prejudice,and stereotyping in the first semester. It's not that hard, you can do it.
Of course. Tell the guy you know nothing about to go to college over a comment that was replied with something that isn't even remotely connected to the initial comment.
What made you think i didn't know the difference, nutty?
Huey Newton
I didnt have to be feed some bullshit course in identity politics in first semester to know the difference. In fact, those courses generally tend to divide more than they unite. What you guys really need to learn is the definition of TRUE freedom. That gets lost in this brave new world of "muh hurt feelings."
Shangori I didn't think someone who went to college would be this proud of displaying the opposite of what they learned. I mean I learned those differences in General Psychology😂
"We can do this all day foo" this is every one of my uncles 😂😅😅😅 I hate that he's so on point
“Laughter is the best medicine!”
It's Questlove's scarier looking brother, Questhatred.
ZACH MICHAEL haha for real!! 😳
ZACH MICHAEL I saw what you did there. 😋😋😋 hilarious!!!
He is definitely Questkind.
Hahahaha
zach//Lmfao bro you won, best fucking comment
I always knew the Pontiac bandit would be good in comedy.
RDGaming I take a break from b99 by watching RUclips but I can’t escape
I swear to god i saw this and yelled out (and i quote) DOUG JUDY
You do know this is someone else, right? Lol
H Q Nah this is Doug Judy
Cool cool cool cool cool cool
Anyone else randomly recommended this in 2019
Right here.. And I'm not mad at it lol
Me
Yip
2020 here
This how u know that the streets don't beat the rice fields
The more strenuous the hardship, the greater the warrior created. Unbreakable/Split/Glass were right on the money.
I don't tink you wan this touble
I think it's spelled "twouble" ;P
There is sum ting wong when Asians talk like that...!
Anupam Jha Dat's racist manye!!!
indian are asians too, but they have way fucked up accent lol
and of course their head bob
Sorry mate, the race you refer to as Asian people are actually known as Mongoloids.
INDIANS are very different. They are not Mongoloids mate...
Chargers OR raiders jersey LOL
The Commenter or Dodgers lol
Edwin was just thinking Dodgers or Red Sox
Cowboys*
The Commenter all you need down here in Texas is the fade, the big jean shorts, and the jersey.
The Commenter I'm no cholo... but Raider Nation all day!!
I’m asian and this actually makes sense
Violence will only inconvenience us both.
- Sun Tzu
“How do I do that thing that makes people pee on themselves!” Comedy gold 😂
As soon as i heard "cauliflower ear" and "he can choke you out" i made up my mind, this comedian knows what jiu-jitsu is,
love this guy now
I thought that was pretty cool too.
Ballet position killed me cause I know a few of them tough Latinos 😂
I feel like I’ve watched a my fair share of stand up comedy. To this day, this is one of my top 5 favorite bits I’ve ever seen.
This guy made me actually snort with laughter, and it's 3am, I'm sober, and depressed. I like this guy.
*foo*
Daniela Reyes I
Dayum u beat me to it
420th like you're welcome
Thaaatt
Daniela Reyes .....lookin good
After 3 years of this being in my feed, i finally watched it. Are u happy now, RUclips?
Are you happy now?
Don't you regret not watching it sooner?
“Are you _not_ *Entertained* “
Now what have we learned...
WinterShades lmao I watched after five months. I was tired of seeing it and I was like “fuck it you win RUclips”
Guy: "Speaks"
Audience: *DYING LAUGHTER*
love watching this skit when it pops up on my feed, always has me roll'n
Gosh, I miss racial comedy... remember how funny it was back in the 90's?
infidel900rr I would agree
infidel900rr this was in 2015, it’s still funny now, you just have to listen to the right comedians
infidel900rr ikr
infidel900rr you can't say the same shit like you used to smh. (Although some shit had to go)
Stfu
I’m racist... For literally the first 3 seconds of this video I thought he was Craig Robinson
Hes not ? Shit i might be racist
For those who dont know darryl philbin from the office or that guy from brooklyn 99[forgot his name]
Dang
Shit I’m black and I thought that 🤣
Ben Dover haha i thought he was Darrell from the office
that is the most legit latino impression ive ever heard
"Now what have we learned today"
DEAD
black person: "i'm racist"
actually quantum mechanics forbids this
Long Phan Racism is being discriminatory towards any race. Anyone can be racist
@@leadoffgaming3955 r/woshhhh
@@absurdconception1155 tbhhhh
Ask a black chick what she thinks about half black chicks and get back to me
@asthma attack a subreddit for people who have jokes go over their head
how I do that thing where I make him pee on himself!!! lmao that's good.
666 likes... scary shit *sips coke*
Harley Owens 777 wish you luck.
I mean it's basically a joke from Hot Rod.
Lmfao I was literally reading each word to ur comment exactly wen he was saying it
Depends where you hit an how hard most of it requires knowing pressure points or digging in your fist near the groin or stomach an tearing into the surronding muscle to cause enough pain that they lose control of there bowels its easier just to knock a person out or dislocate a bone from a socket
'I don't think you wan this trouble..."
Glad this got laughs, he's got good jokes and seems like a nice guy and is obviously nervous.
pshhh we latinos don't always wear caci shorts *looks down* damn!
Sean Keuroghlian-Eaton damn, them khaki shorts are probably attached to your skin now...😅
In the middle of all these stupid comments here you made me laugh real good. Thanks man
Latinos are way too easy to stereotype they walk right into that shit and stereotype themselves. They get all the same tattoos and dress and talk the same way.
By lationos you sure mean Mexicans only)) Not Brasileras, or Argentinians, there's your stereotype right there
Sean Keuroghlian-Eaton 😂😂😂😂
violins do inconvenience people...
Bruh
What's up doc?
Hypocycle lmao he won't get it
Violins are like the recorders of asian kids. White pasty nerds be playing that broken My Heart Will Go On shit while Asian kids will play Canon on your D when they're only 9.
Maybe it's just Me but Violins will inconvenience both of us.....translates into...... There will be some sad singing and slow walking!
Now you in his dojo training 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude is hilarious 😂
I never saw him before. Good stuff!
I am Latino and the raiders thing is true and the ballerina pose in 25% true and the neck tattoo be is very true
"Wa cho wanna do foo?"
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Raiders thing is not true. Neck tattoo is def true
Rs Rt mui
Victor Buford fuck off 😂😭
"How you do that thing make people pee on themselves?"
Just keep telling jokes like this, man! Hilarious!
Me: *clicks on video*
Ibo: “I’m also racist”
Me: “here we go” 😂😂
Man i was feeling down (like really down) and this just helped me thanks
Now what have we learned today? :D
Life is good! Ur gay
Life is good! that it's either a chargers or raiders jersey foo...lmfao
Life is good!
Yo-Yo Ma can kick my ass!
Don't pick fights with someone who may or may not have been in the Navy SEAL equivalent of South Korean Special Forces?
kata 2
when he does the latino accent he sounds like my uncle 😂😂 And What makes it funnier is he is latino 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alexis Z that's the only way it would be funny...
No fucking shit, I thought he sounded like your uncle because he was a white dude from the trailer park, makes a lot of fucking sense.
ShroudTheSky 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 I was just about to type the same thing!!!!!!
Alexis Z Oh I thought your uncle would've been african
PK white knighttttt
I died lmao best I've felt in weeks. You rock man
My sons TKD teacher was the kindest, most respectful, non-threatening human being ever. He was also an incredibly stunning and surprising fighter. He could definitely mess someone up, and they wouldn’t see it coming. He ABSOLUTELY would help someone up after and want to take them under his wing. Amazing human being we had the pleasure to learn from. Master Han. The best