The Worst Youtuber Apology
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
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She’s like a siren but instead of luring sailors to their deaths she lures in minors to exploit
I love how this song also sounds child-like. Like, she can't stop
She's just pied pipering what's left of her fans who are children.
I CAN'T PLEASE 😭😭
So she's the witch who lives in a Gingerbread house
I believe in common folklore you call that siren like mythology beast an Epstein.
She needs to team up with the girl who made the interpretive dance apology.
Now that would be a power move 😂
Sienna Mae 😂
they start and apology writing firm for creators, charge double for song triple for dance and song.
Lol, I was saying this to my brother yesterday!
LOL! too good 😭
the worst part about this to me is how she already looks like a meatcanyon character
which calls for immediate pencil action by papa. like if you agree
100% accurate
Seriously, I had to look closer at the thumbnail because it looked drawn
Lmao ikr, and now the sketch he made for the apology is probably one of his most accurate to the person sketches I’ve seen from him 😂💀 I really don’t feel like he changed much
when she turned her head 45 degrees i shit myself. the outline was perfectly meatcanyon
The fact that at the end she's basically like "being accused of grooming children is what makes me human :)" kills me lmao.
She really pulled a "I'm only human after all"
@@Nothing.Nugget "Don't put your blame on me!"
“I’m only human! I make mistakes! I’m only human, that’s all it takes to put the blame on me!!”
She really pulled the "I'm only human, after all" card on us and thought we'd accept it.
This shi even surpassed the " im only young, i make mistakes " Siennas apology dance lmao. Absolutely brutal.
I’m the age she was when she started talking to minors like that..I can’t wrap my mind around trauma dumping on children. Asking them to stalk my exes page. Asking them to do work for me FO FREEEEE. Or send panties to a child.
Teenagers are weird af what would we talk about
Honestly its insane that she still has so much support 💀 everytime i look at her ig comments i lose braincells
@@sixwiyea
How tf are people still supporting her
yeah the issue with that is most humans don't want to bang kids lol
She doesn’t even apologize, she just tries to justify her actions.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not all she does. She plays the victim, lies, overdramatizes what's happening to her, simultaneously denies all her actions ever happened while ALSO downplaying those very same actions (an impressive bit of mental gymnastics there) tries to make everyone who tries to hold her accountable for her shit feel like sadists, crucifying her just to pass the time and also plays the ukulele.
Typical narcissist.
Yeah this isn't even an apology
She's literally re enacting that family guy scene where Brian does the same thing to Stewie.... except the dog actually admitted that he wasn't going to apologize and didn't feel bad
Her: I'm sorry you think you deserve an apology.
The fact that she's more upset about the fact that her "Reputation is ruined" than knowing that she's hurt a lot of children is mind boggling to me.
i think you mean 'her reuputation's deceased'.
@@blopp3370 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Hurt? She was HELPING them. I think your interpretation needs some seriously re-evaluation.
@@Rith9789 👎
I love how the entire "apology" video has this thinly veiled subtext of her morally schooling *_us_* because we're the ones in the wrong
For me it’s the barely concealed contempt and malice. She’s a monster.
Oh she even goes on to actually blame us and not herself
The only thing faster than the speed of light is whamen running from accountability.
I knew this was going to be bad, but holy fuck 😂😂😂
Holy shit the AKGuy himself
Shoot through a transcript of her “apology” letter
All abooooooard
Lol that shit had me rolling
Muh black identity extremism
Weird overlap I didn't expect
Colleen : sends her panties to a 13 yr old fan boy at 30
Colleen : ALL ABOARD THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN
Lol fr
She's NASTY
don't forget the spreading of a teen girl's legs on stage who was WEARING A DRESS just to make a damn fart joke.
@@eldritchbidoof and sending them trisha patya's only fans shit
@@eldritchbidoof Oh is that what the fart joke is about lmao, I was soo fucking confused, i was with Hunter with the fucking like where did that shit come from lmao
what pisses me off is she has children of her own she is a mother and still calls her weird abusive grooming behavior gossip it scares me and makes me very mad
calm down. you didn't even use the internet properly to get real mad. and she is just someone you can see. if oyu wanna make a change then go out there and expose all the parents who are like this or worse
@@JERRYjealously seriously looks like you had an aneurysm while typing this. 🤡
@@JERRYjealously Did you tell him to calm down about kids getting molested...?
@@JERRYjealously*siren whoop*
@JERRYjealously just letting you know I'm your 3rd thumb 🤞😉👍
...NOT!
Don’t ya just love how she calls it gossip when there are receipts.
Gas lighting is a helluva drug.
They're fake.... None of them were real
@@-norsecode- Gaslighting isn't real. You're crazy.
@@Entinu94 You get a chef's kiss.
@@reznya2700she freaking admits it in the apology, youre quite regarded aren't you?
wait one sec, she hand picked kids for a private group chat and shared explicit topics with them and she didn't think that wasn't going to come back to haunt her??
unfortunately for every heinous thing we know about, i’m sure theres 10 things that go undiscovered
She didn't gaslit them enough I guess
AND based her character on her disabiled cousin, AND casually threw the word re*ard around on Twitter, AND had a kid put his hand in her pants and then a girl spread her legs on stage, AND said sexually weird jokes to the kids ON Twitter so yeah, ps her brother is a groomer too
Well, did anything happen? Did RUclips cancel her account or something? No. This is ridiculous lol
I feel like she thought she was immune to it bc she's a woman and a mother but that doesn't matter and if anything makes it worse.
"Huge, huge blow to the ukulele community aswell" got me tearing up from laughter
And just after Steven universe did wonders for it.
This is just sad to watch.
my mom said the same thing when I told her someone on RUclips did a non apology for grooming accusations by singing a song on the uke.
I just assumed everyone with a ukulele was off
...Eddie Vedder would be sad.
They were already basterdized once twenty one pilots became popular
The “fart joke” is actually a reference to an incident towards a fan during one of her live events. The fan came out expressing how uncomfortable they felt, and that’s how Colleen responded.
Pretty messed up
18:04 As a girl who owns two ukuleles I can confirm this as an accurate representation of my feelings
I can just imagine she’s one of those parents that make their kids feel bad for her own mistakes 😭
DUDE I JUSR EMEMBERED SHE HAS A KID HOLY SHIT
@@plant_jesusshe had a child and a set of twin babies
@@itsanoformethanks6277Aw man. That ruined my day. I hope they're safe.. 💔
“Oh I guess I’m just the worst mother ever?”
@@missm2925”just as long as it entertains to you😐”
I love how her definition of "perfect" is just not being a pedophile lmao
well good thing she’s literally not
I love being perfect
@@cupkneeshe is tho, she’s a HUGE creep and there is so much proof that she was having inappropriate conversations with children
@@cupknee Yes because asking your underage fans if they are virgins and what their favorite sex positions are, asking for ass pics, having 8-9 year olds reach their hands in her pants for a "snack" and spreading young girls legs on stage is totally normal and sane behavior.
@@cupknee what sane person has conversations with children like that
So her excuse is "the parents should have been there to stop a predator like me"? Lol
My favourite part of this saga was Trisha Paytas finding out Colleen held viewing parties of Trisha's only fans porn vids where they'd all drink and laugh at her - then she BEFRIENDED Trisha to the point where they were making a podcast together, and someone sent Trisha the vids of them mocking her porn.... When she asked Colleen about it she basically linked her the apology video and said "watch this" LMFAO like wtf
The fact that she’s abusing male preteens/teens that are questioning or identify as gay to justify her as not having pedophilic behavior and taking advantage is them is what gets me.
thats even more insidious. the dont say weird things to minors on the internet challenge seems pretty impossible for celebs
@@spoon7053when did that become a challenge? Just thought it was rule of thumb, morally, and just in general.
I’ve seen some weird defenses of her behavior. I had one guy try to argue with me that her behavior was inappropriate, but not as bad as everyone’s making it out to be, because she apparently lacked sexual intent. How they knew what her intent was when asking a 9 year old to dig cheese balls out of her crotch is anybody’s guess
@@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDreamidk when it happened but apparently it’s very difficult for RUclipsrs to not groom minors. Especially minecraft RUclipsrs for some reason
Lol really? It’s not the also spending hours every day in tinychat group chats full of kids with password being the only way to join and the password being QU**FING? What about how she thinks it’s funny she killed her dog? What about how she laughed so hard and FILMED a poor dead, gutted cat that had been killed by a car that she recognized as a cat in a missing pet poster then joked about it and left the camera on the mess in the street for a prolonged period of time? Leaving the poor cats owner to be sent that horrible video? What about how she deliberately creates parasocial relationships with kids because kids are impressionable and easy to manipulate who she uses to go to war for her so she doesn’t have to? How about how she and her disgusting best friend kory have a deplorable series on her channel called Sam and Labia that’s a ‘parody’ of NPR trash with nothing but really bad sexual references? How many more examples are needed?
Colleen makes literally every RUclipsr Apology ever look sincere in comparison, she tried to justify her actions and pretended like she didn't just groom children for years.
How she beat out Sienna May (or however you spell it idk) I’ll never know
I find it hard to believe that any one can beat Logan Paul's.
She makes Laura lee’s apology look like a masterpiece
Like I never thought the bar would be set lower
She didn’t even “justify her actions” she just deflected away from the allegations and called it “taking accountability” lmao
she needs to write an apology for her apology
It probably just be another song
she did 💀
Ya and she should use an electric guitar this time
She needs to write a thing that'll put her in prison
No..
Women groomers need to be talked about more
Colleen: "ive made mistakes, but youre not perfect either"
I'm not perfect but I'm not grooming children Minors
Yeah I never had children reach down my pants in a live show.
That’s what I’m saying
A woman in her 30's should know what she did is fucked
@@badabingbing474oh she knows
children Minors
RIP to her legal team. She definitely admitted to what she did twice in her “apology” video
Never admit fault. Only apologize for how others feel. She actually didn't admit to anything. I'm pretty sure it's also not a crime to be a pervert online, as long as no explicit pictures were exchanged.
@@justcommenting4981Being a pervert with minors is bad and even more knowing that all her content is directed towards them. She should at least have the decency to apologize for it.
@@justcommenting4981Also, in case you didn't know, she did send images of Trisha's onlyfans to minors.
@@a_34222 Yea but that's different from legal culpability. Especially when she didn't apologize for anything. I don't know who this is and just from her video I have no idea what she actually did.
@@justcommenting4981except she did exchange explicit pictures with minors
Her PR team probably set their resumes on fire after that. There’s no coming back from that, their careers are ruined. All because some creepy woman picked up a ukulele.
17:17 "this is the most creative manic episode I've ever seen in my life" lmfao
The “fart joke” is where she brought a minor teenage girl on stage for a “yoga segment” and spread the girls legs as far as possible on stage in front of everyone. She then played a fart sound effect. It’s not the fart joke, it’s the spreading of a minor’s legs live on stage.
Ah. That's significantly worse than anything I could have imagined.
imagine being a teenage girl and humiliated like that on stage in front of a crowd eesh
The girl barely had anything under her skirt and felt exposed onstage
Well... this was way worse than I thought.
Yeah she was also wearing a short skirt
The internet didn’t desensitize me enough to deal with a skinny woman breaking out a ukulele to defend grooming and emotionally abusing minor allegations
She thought that line “my lawyer told me not to talk about it BUT THEY DIDNT SAY I COULDNT SING” really did something…..
She made everything 10x worse for herself.
exactly she is delusional if she for a second believed we would buy into her shit excuse of an apology😭
Its so sick in a funny way this appology vid
She pulled a Cat Valentine when she had this throat disease in Victorious and she couldn’t talk but she sang in the end with the excuse that the doctor didn’t say she couldn’t sing :”))))
LMAO fr like I can sit through hours of true crime but the white woman shitty ukulele acapella combo will forever deal psychic damage everytime I come across it
Watching papa meat feels like the 90s childhood equivalent of coming home from school and watching Full House. I find him to be adult level wholesome.
I was shocked at how wholesome Papa Meat was when I first found this channel, considering the stuff he animates. Adult level, as you say, but still wholesome, yes.
He isnt wholesome hes semi-normal lmfao
really? in the first video I ever saw of his, he speculated about whether or not Jojo Siwa eats pussy.
"What a kids bop
Uh oh"
Broooo 💀
This isn’t an apology video, this is a “You guys are attacking me for making a small mistake” video. she’s just blaming us the entire time for “overreacting” to what she’s done.
She didn't really do anything tbh
@@matt6223 So far it seems like she used her fame to lure in targeted minors, where they would enter a group chat with other minors and some adults, including her boyfriend Erik. Erik would then send multiple disgusting inappropriate messages which constitute crimes. We have the receipts for these things. RUclips filters any phrases I could use to describe what she and her boyfriend did to these kids. If you don't believe me, wait for when it inevitably goes through the justice system.
@@matt6223What about her murdering her dog and laughing about it or making inappropriate jokes about small children sending a teenage boy her undies and blaming him after she got backlash telling children about her s*x life in group chats or even in older videos using her neice for clout by telling people there was girl on girl action between the two in a video and even body shaming and making racist jokes and then making this apology video by attacking the viewers and making her seem like a victim instead of just owning up and actually apologizing for the actions she made
@@matt6223o you think asking a 14 year old for an ass pic which is literally cp is okay? You think it’s okay to have s*xual conversations with children? You think exploiting a minors labor and not paying them is okay? Just tell on yourself lmao creep
@@matt6223 "are you a virgin?" the 30 year old asked the minor plus more. Let's not forget that she also sent lingerie to a minor. Oh and her business strategy of using the minors she "befriended" for free labor.
But "sHE dIDN't REALLY dO anYThing TBH"
There is no quicker way for people to think you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Wait, that's actually a line from Always Sunny? God I realize that I should watch that show more and more as time goes on.
@@WindowLickingDeer season 7 I think 😂 and oh yeah it’s worth a watch
@@connerellis8336
I've seen a lot of short clips on RUclips that make me question why I never started watching it. It looks really funny.
Franks little beauties!
@@WindowLickingDeer episode where frank hosts beaty pageant for children by mistake and begs charlie to write a song how much of a kid diddler he isn't.
Miranda Sings: "So I murdered a dog."
Her friend: 👁️ 👄 👁️
The fact that shes accused of grooming and her response resembles a Sesame Street or Barney song that teaches life lessons so that it sticks in a childs head. Thats some next level fuckery.
Imagine you were violated by a celebrity, and after learning you’re upset, they write and perform a song blaming you.
Also, it started when you were *_literally nine years old_*
didn't jon mayer, alanis morisette, and taylor swift do the same exact thing?
@@josiptito9412ewwww
So Taylor swift 😂
@@josiptito9412 Hollywood is full of groomers and kiddy diddlers. That shouldn't surprise anyone after the whole Epstein saga. Even if they aren't directly involved in the trafficking they're all aware and complacent.
She came up with this idea, composed the song, wrote the lyrics, wrote the script, pressed record (probably more than once bc I assume this took a couple of takes.), edited it and before she pressed upload, not once did she think “Hey. Maybe this is an awful idea.”
Narcissists never think they have awful ideas, only great ideas. I would know, I am always right. Lol jk :P
Exactly!!!
Thinking about the process of these half-assed apologies from youtubers gives me second hand embarrassment
You would think apologizing to her victims would be easier than writing a damn song... She's crazy.
She probably tried spending those weeks she was silent to perfect that performance. Bc there is no way she saw all these allegations and still called them rumors.
She really should've listened to her legal team. My god, they must be fuming. She just shat on the face of all those victims who came forward and she did not show any evidence supporting her side and actually defend herself, nor did she take any real accountability. She just blamed everyone for digging up her past and stepping forward coz she would've gotten away with it otherwise. It's like she went and said "And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!" like a Scooby-Doo villain. LMAO
Kwite is the only successful youtuber to beat the allegations against him, and it's because he released everything, exposed everything about himself to public scrutiny, and brought the damn receipts (a massive data dump of every conversation he'd ever had with his accuser, who turned out to be an absolute creep and manipulative sociopath).
late to this but i was so happy when kwite proved himself innocent. love kwite!!!
Pyrocynical did it too
She’s the type of person to say “I guess I deserve it…heh…🙂”
Her: Nobody is perfect..heh.:/
@@bunnened...2913 real
That's what she did, no?
This comment makes me realise nearly every woman I've dated was mentally immature. They pulled the same stunt.
@@IkesPimpHand
All I say is it’s important to understand you may be a unreliable narrator
The fact that she tries to show off her vocal ability during the song is just insane to me
YO
Peak sociopathic behavior
Ok so I wasn’t the only one thinking that thank god
She showed off all her musical skills like why do all that for something so insane and evil lmfao
6:17 I like the way he says “uku-f**kin-leleeee”.
15:12 - yo she totally isn't playing that ukulele. Surely somebody has pointed that out by now right?
the way she puts little insults to herself to get sympathy through the whole thing 😭
Thats the whole point of her video. She’s trying to get people to simply feel bad for her. Regardless of the facts. And sad thing is, I’m sure it’s going to work. Education isn’t americas strong suit. Especially given how broken that system is
self depricating, self depreciating, selfish, self less
"Not a gr00m3r, just a loser" 🙄🙄🙄
The lyric "because 5 years ago I made a fart joke", followed by a long silence and lip bite... Truly shows who and WHAT she is. She knew in that moment that her behavior was more than a 'fart joke'.
Im A wEiRd AuNt. I've never had a weird aunt ask about my sex life, period or asshole. But, that's me.
I have like 6 aunties via adoption. And yeah none of them asked to see my developing ass
@@jamj4r Right, lol. They might ask me if I'm dating someone... But, they've never asked me super personal questions, lol
@@zunisilverwolf omg right?? And that's already mortifying. All of them crowded me when I started talking about my wife for the first time. Felt like I was on national TV giving an official address.
I’ve had creepy aunts though who do ask and talk about that kind of stuff. Really says a lot about Coleen though.😬
My "weird aunt" bought a lot of stuff for cooking when she was over. Since she couldnt bring it on a plane, she just left our general seasoning/edible powder cabinet completely over filled. So anyway, that's how I got 3 decent sized bottles of vanilla extract.
I think what's insane about her turning it back on everyone and effectively saying "you're not perfect either and you've made mistakes so you can't criticize me etc. etc." is so absolutely fucking insane. Like people make mistakes sure, but it was absolutely her responsibility as someone that literal children looked up to, to not do this kind of thing
That apology is the first video i've ever been unable to sit through because it pains me so much physically
Imagine being her PR team coming into work on the day your client performed an "I'm not diddling kids" cover. 🤣
Probably the worst day of their lives
Her: wdym you quit you and my lawyers didn’t tell me I couldn’t sing
It's so interesting how meatcanyon went from a creepy cartoonist to one of the funniest personalities on RUclips. Keep up the amazing content
Don't forget about his amazing documentaries such as "POV Logan Paul steals your wallet"
He has never been a creepy cartoonist in my book.
@@mirellalastar the OP means that he is making creepy looking cartoons
This right here 18:17 is the most disingenuous part for me. Yeah Colleen, I'm sure you asked parents permission for their children to join your overtly sexual group chat, its their responsibility right so I'm sure you asked their permission.
Huge huge blow to the ukulele community 😆
Her saying “they never said I couldn’t sing it” reminds me of those kids at the pool when the Lifeguard tells them to stop running, they say “I’m not running I’m skipping,” and then they proceeded to slip and fall, cracking their head open on the concrete.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omgg😭
As a lifeguard I can confirm🤣🤣🤣
I've seen her apology video at least 5 times now and every single time when she reaches for the ukelele I feel like my arms got ripped off and shoved up my ass. I just can't get over how she thought this was a good idea.
no srsly
If your reaction is THAT strong, why did you watch it 5 Times, for gosh sakes!?
Delusional psychopathy, she talks like a serial killer, like she's trying to imitate humanity
@@icu3869 I've seen enough from clips, I have no desire to click on it once out of cringe
bruv if that was your reaction you need to seek help m8 good Lord
23:45
Kramer: “Um, I’m really not the right person to ask about this Jerry”
21:47 The “fart joke” I think she’s (Colleen) referring to is that time she invited a minor female up on stage during a live show, had her lie on her back, then lifted up the girl’s legs and spread them wide while playing a fart sound. The girl was wearing a dress. I saw the video. Needless to say, the “fart joke” was not the problematic bit.
Imagine Saul telling Walt to not talk about anything and then his confession video is just him singing with a Ukulele
"Jesse, we need to board the toxic gossip train"
😂
I AM THE ONE WHO SINGS! 😡
Too absurd to imagine. Stranger than fiction 😂
The moment he hit that G string, i knew he was the danger
Colleen didnt even really apologize. She just kinda blamed everyone else for not liking her, said people were lying, and then said we're all toxic for calling her out lol.
The uncle bit gets me every time 😂😂
Bro imagine half way through her video she just goes “this video is sponsored by raid shadow legends” that would make it so much better
The 'fart joke' is one of the most heinous parts of the song. A young teen girl was invited on stage for a 'yoga' skit. The poor kid was wearing a dress. She got on stage and Colleen had her lie down, Colleen picked up her legs and spread them as wide as she could for the audience to see, then played a fart sound while her clothing left her exposed. The kiddo was humiliated... THEN after the show this UNDERAGE girl was leered at by men. She felt unsafe to say the least. Creepy Aunt Col saw what the kiddo was wearing when she chose to invite the girl on stage, she SHOULD have changed who was picked right then and there, but didn't! Now it's just 'a fart joke.'
Yeah I agree, the fact she thinks the fart joke is why we are upset shows how delusional she really is!
It angers me bc Ecoli brushes it off as a fart joke. That's fucking disgusting bc she knows damn well what she did
As someone who doesn’t know all the details THANK YOU for explaining this! I feel like Colleen is trying her best to manipulate people like myself who don’t know the details so when she says “fart joke” we’re all like “oh that’s not so bad wtf?” One thing all of these RUclipsrs forced into an apology have in common is that they’re extremely calculated in their form of damage control. Now that I’ve actually done some research on the situation for myself it’s clear as day that she is a TEXTBOOK example of someone who needs to be deplatformed for the sake of society. I’m usually against cancel culture tbh but continuing to let her interact with children at this point is absolutely gross negligence on RUclips’s part and they’re definitely liable if something more happens and police are involved
If being perfect means not grooming children and or talking to them about sex, then damn, I AM perfect
♫♫♪♫ Toxic gossip traaaainnnnnn.... ♫♪♫♫
@@elnino4643🎵🎶🎵Chugging down the tracks of... Misinformation 🎵🎶🎵
It amazes me that it’s referred to as an apology video. She did NOTHING to apologize for ANYTHING. She thinks she did nothing wrong and it shows. She is the most disappointing person I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot of disappointing people in my life.
That said this video was an awesome take on this! Almost made watching her again fun ❤
She's actually smart. She knew there's no redeeming her career anymore, so she decided to monetise her demise in the best way possible. Gotta give it to her.
Something similarly happened in the British news There was this reporter right really controversial and not the best person (don’t remember much) but Thay made an arrival where it was like an apology or a leaving note and every click payed them you can guess how that went
Her video was the most insane, egotistical "apology" response I've ever seen. If she thought this would be interpreted well I can't imagine what is going on in her head. The sound effects when she grabbed the uke were 10000/10. Love your videos and animations papa meat, also just wanted to say (sing?), hi.
Her legal team has been probably screaming and crying for the past few days
@@dodobirdtimethey're all on indeed right now
If teratoma was a apology video, this is.
if you go into the video there's people supporting her. Its insanity.
@@RicardoMoralesMassinnah bro, it's her filtering her comment section, do you look his like-dislike ratio? It's fucking insane. It's makes no sense if her comments section are supporting her if her like-dislike ratio are shit.
Lawyers: "Don't speak about it."
Colleen: "How about I drop a mixtape?"
Your art is underrated as fuck. When i saw the parody apology I was like "damn he nuked her jawline!" Now seeing this, I'm like "damn, he's a portrait artist, but a lovecraft meets real life type"
You have NO IDEA what underrated means
Papa meat! YOU HAVE ME DYING OF LAUGHTER! I don't usually watch commentary like this but I just love you. You've given me such a serotonin boost!
i love that she’s like “wow you guys are being manipulated” and then two lines later is like “I WON’T SURVIVE THE PEDO ACCUSATIONS BUT WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY”
I think she was expecting that at the end of her video people would stand up and slow clap and then one person in the audience would yell out "She fucking did it!" then a roar of applause and everyone would just carry her out to the street on their shoulders and hold a parade in her honor.
Yea too bad high school was like 30 years ago for this lady
She’s genuinely shocked it didn’t go that way rn
Sounds about right.
Yes
She was expecting everyone to demand an encore I’m sure
The cut to scary Uncle Meat still reduces me to tears and Ive watched this video so so many times.
in her song, she literally said "let's attack because she did something i don't like" and the fact that she say that while talking about "mass grooming" just kills me tbh. Btw uncle i lost it so i can tell you everything i remember
It’s as if her apology was worse than her alleged crimes…
ああ、私に近づいてきていますか？
It is - as far as her defence team is concerned.
Uhhhh...you okay there? Can't help but notice your comment could absolutely be interpreted as, "It's obvious Colleen didn't do anything horrible if you guys are freaking out about an APOLOGY."
I assume that's not what you meant, but then, this is YT and there are stans everywhere.
Nice jojo refrence
Hold up let me turn on screen recording...
Okay, please continue...
"I didn't know it was my responsibility to know what's appropriate for all the kids to see"
Colleen, you had your young fans in a personal group chat. You had full control when you exposed them to that content. It is definietly your responsibility to not expose them to that content.
What were they exposed to? What was on the group chats?
@@alexjung9724she asked lots of inappropriate questions to minors
@@alexjung9724Mainly of her asking what positions they liked in bed, how she should seduced her bf/husband at the time, and even asked one kid for pics of her butt.
@@alexjung9724nstantly overshared about her ex-husband, said provocative things about her ex-husband, asked one kid who was like a 13 year old to send her ass pics, asked everyone what their favorite sex position was, etc. The list goes on.
Also she SPECIFICALLY stated parents should be responsible for kids watching “my RUclips videos and shows”, so she was right in that statement…it just doesn’t justify why she said all that shit in her group chat since it’s neither her RUclips videos or live shows 🤣
THAST WHAT IM SAYING 😭😭 like….huh!
Isnt it kinda inappropriate to sign off with 'f- me, right?" In an apology to grooming. There has to be a double standard here where shes flexing some type of gender privilege. Cause imagine a dude saying that? I just cant.
I can’t imagine a dude not being in jail at the point she’s at lol
To the victim I'm sorry sorry sorry. 😢
This guy is the only authority to validate if something is creepy. If he says something or someone is creepy, believe it, he knows.
Wtf lol if you say so
We found the only kid who enjoyed being groomed in Colleen's group chats! 😃
Lol, I'm just playing man, just follow the satire and enjoy or whatever
@@j.guardiola *gets called out for saying something stupid and mean-spirited about someone, completely unprompted*
"Lmaaaaooooooo I was just playinnn maaaan whateverrrr satire and stuff lol"
Tell me you're mentally 12 years old without telling me you're mentally 12 years old. 😂
@@fabiof.8152no one says that anymore
"this is the most creative manic episode I've ever seen" had me laughing pretty hard
The best summation of this whole situation that I've ever heard.
That last bit where she's like 'that doesn't make them a terrible human, that makes them...' I saw it coming and was going DON'T FUCKING SAY IT and then she went '... human'. *Aaaaargh.* I've come to realize that it's possible for some people to feel literally no embarrassment.
I would like to give Papa Meat a big hug, he is such a nice guy. His videos pulled me through a hard time. Thanks Papa. :)
She literally Kramered this WHOLE THING. Most people didn’t even know she was such a horrible person until this “apology” video, so it’s like she almost blew up her own career.
I feel so horrible for the people in the weenies chats, i remember liking Miranda sings as a kid too, so knowing she was like this the whole time is sickening
I mean this isn’t really like Kramer. That shit was in headlines everywhere before he went on Letterman and gave a kinda meh apology. Also at least he didn’t try to act like he had basically done nothing wrong. Although while some people in the audience in letterman weren’t aware yet and even laughed I’d say a majority of people were already aware of the Miranda Sings shit. This apology just cemented that yeah she really is garbage vs Kramer trying to sincerely apologize at the time.
This apology video is the first I ever heard from her. I really didn't even know she was so famous before. Now I just know her as the prestigious creator of the worst apology video ever and also probably a pedo.
It's called karma
@@yowatchie i find it funny that both of you are referring to him as a character he played
So she lured children then made a child-like song…it’s like she can’t stop 💀
lies
She likes them young.
And plays on A minor
Almost like a pedophile 😂
and she put her music on streaming platforms to capitalize off people once again
Its sad that this stuff happens and they just keep making vids and people keep watching just gotta endure couple months and continue like nothing happened
Quick summary of the manipulation attempts:
1. Downplay what you did
Say that it was just a group of people talking about normal things
2. Make yourself the victim
Say that you're being unfairly attacked for the downplayed version of the controversy
3. Villainize the aggressor
Say that they are attacking you to an unreasonable degree
4. Shift blame
Say it's on the parents for not watching what their kids did
5. Downplay the descriptive words
Draw ties between groom as in manipulate and groom as in the hair
6. Strawman the arguments
Say that they're accusing you of such horrible things for something stupid like a fart joke
7. Humanize yourself
Say we all make mistakes, it's only natural you did that, because you're just a human
Typically you'd only want 1 to 3 of these in a video, as they can mess with each other, like shifting blame while also saying that it was just a human mistake on your part.
Good 'ol DARVO
She went for S-Rank Manipulative. She only lost points for the bits where she accidentally told the truth.
Why apologize if there is nothing to apologize about? After all she is a loser
@@viscountrainbows2857Girl was so good at doing gaslighting combos that she reached the fabled SSS rank, the Sick Sicko Style!
You forgot
Pretend you have paid your dues
Mention how you changed and it was along time ago while talking about your accountability even though you have yet to do any other those things
I'm flummoxed from the fact that she came up with the idea to sing an "apology" song that basically says she didn't do it and that her victims are just "harassing" her for fun, and she recorded it, im assuming she edited it a little bit, and uploaded it, AND NOWHERE WITHIN THAT TIME, did she stop and think about whether or not, that was a good idea.
New word unlocked: flummoxed
@@Heisenberg24542 it's my favorite word for confused, 2nd is bamboozled, and 3rd is befuddled.
From her song, I can only believe that "think" is something that she never does.
You sound like a true redditor
@@mprojekt72 true, that's giving her too much credit
9:04 Haha, the insane screaming when it pauses with her face!
It would have been more respectable if she just turned on the camera and said "I'm not sorry" and then ended it.
It would be more respectful if irresponsible parents didn't leave their children to be raised by RUclips "influencers" and took some fucking responsibility for their childrens unsupervised internet access
I love that every RUclipsr apology video has both a sigh and an unedited “switching camera on/off” moment. And what is with RUclipsrs and being into kids?
Either 2 things. They already are pedos and they get easy access to kids, or they have an army of children fans and like the power dynamic
I'm guessing its attention seeking. Kids will latch onto almost anything. And now you got these people online who just see numbers and cameras, no real connection with anyone. All it takes is one DM to a kid, the kid will up the attention and want more, and now internet person gets some "personal attention and connection" they want.
A "Win/Win" in their eyes. Which makes it all the grosser. Ever try to talk to a kid? It's mind numbing.
RUclips is 90% kids, that's where all their views come from.
@@lagunkaz Exactly. Just like logan paul. But ever since he's tried to expand his brand he's been looking like a joke.
@@spottedslash4256 He was always a joke.
The return of the last chorus (fakeout) literally made me tear up with laughter. The build up of anticipation for "toxic gossip train" pays off so hard.
I like how this is what she will be remembered for
I love the way she keeps talking about talking about “taking accountability” while she does everything except take accountability. She is one hard-core narcissist!
“B-but didn’t you hear her?? She already took accountability years ago so she doesn’t have to now even though the screenshots and recent allegations have been from the past year or so!!!!!!”
@@Not_Cielarcissists aren't taught accountability in their early lives, aren't they
*Narcissists
Just imagine papa meat animating an apology video 😂
It’s coming 👀
I think something equivalent to this animated would be a full cartoon episode where the actual content of the apology is expressed indirectly through the plot and its conclusion, like the "moral lesson of the day" message is the 'apology'.
Bro he could totally turn this into a horror short…like how Freddy Kruger has his lol song…and Michael meyers has his iconic piano riff…😂
He already has, he animated Jeffrey stars apology video 😂.
what apology?
You know, I'm still pissed at you for the Blue's Clues thing.. And I never even watched Blue's Clues.
Hunter bro!!! You are the only other person I've ever met that says we all responsible for the things we put into the world. My respect for your mind just grew 10 sizes this day.
The "fart joke" (20'30") she talked about was one of her live shows: she took a 16 years old teenager on stage, spread her legs wide open (the teenager was wearing a skirt, facing Collen) and then made the fart joke. It then falls on the weird sexual and underage allegations, and the teenager also told how she felt unconfortable during the show.
There is a clip (8'31") of that at video of Mogul Mail posted of the same topic.
I thought the girl was 14 at the time. But no matter if 14 or 16 it was inappropriate....
You may be right, I've just read all of this because of PapaMeat and this Worst Apology video.
22'6" *
10'7" *
...I don't want to look it up but I o want to understand how that even becomes a fart joke.
Honestly I'd of never heard about what she did until she made a horrible apology lmao Her lawyers were right in telling her to stfu😂
Same
I love that I can watch this and give you the view rather then the thing with the song over there
1:45 that cut just ended me
The bits he kept going to the camera about him being an uncle had me crying 😭 I love him
Same 😂😂😂😂
“Tell me your deepest darkest secrets”
I almost chocked on my drink when he did it in the middle of her song the one time
SAMEE
"What do you have written in your diary!"
The fact that she thought she ate was absurd 💀
The song is kinda catchy, I’ll give her that
@@Alex-kd5xcmore like crappy
@@Alex-kd5xcya if your trying to catch children
@@xweedduckx6885nah dude i hate her but the song is actually pretty good lol
@@g_lorn sorry but still... Crappy