"So you're 60 feet deep in the ocean...by yourself...at night...with your pants down." The amount of "Oh, F*CK, no!" contained in that one sentence is just astounding.
This video was cut pretty well but he mentions that the fish get accustomed to this so it’s basically feeding time for them lmfao. He said the thin fish are the worst cause they can get into places you don’t want a fish at 😂
Remember that episode of Drake and Josh where Drake rinses his mouth and spits it into that guys water bottle? Then he keeps following him going “Why?? 😫 ” I read your comment in that same voice 😅
The full length podcast from which this clip was taken is AMAZING. Truly, dictionary definition of the word. I hung onto every word. Great guest and Joe was on fire as the interviewer as usual.
He talks about that he said the fish figured out after time that it was dinner time when they went in there. He also said the angel fish would peck his butt hole
I like the idea of a fish getting up in there and cleaning me off without having to wipe. Usually I just trap stray cats in my garage and use them to wipe. I feed them and let them out after when it's raining so they at least get a meal and a wash, then I can restart the cycle again. Once you wipe cat there's no going back. Try it out for yourself, trust me it's awesome and a real power trip but just keep it on the down lo.
@@bostonbluecollarstiff8167 Well I've used all sorts of animals to wipe with before but I've come to the conclusion that stray cats are the best way to go.
Man, I’m amazed at how you packed everything one needs to hear into 11 minutes. This is literally a life guide! Finally, some wise words in this space, without empty talk.
I live near the harbor. I was down by the marina one day fishing and this guy pulled up and tied up his boat and out hopped his dog, a great Dane. The dog decided to go for a swim. Before I had a chance to warn said boater, we heard a GULP! Goliath groupers like to hang out at the docks. They know we fish there and the fish we are trying to catch is the same kind the groupers like. There are signs warning boaters not to let their pets swim, children or other small loved ones swim. Supposedly, about 40 years ago a kid fell in and was swallowed whole never to be heard from again. Sharks usually only take a bite. Groupers will swallow you whole. I'm far more afraid of groupers than sharks. In fact I've hand fed sharks quite a few times. I won't got near groupers.
Yeah, Jewfish... Goliath Mouth Grouper. It's a giant cyclid. They open their mouth super fast and it displaces the water in front of them, in an instant. So fast you can't really see it, just the debris floating around and that kind of a loud click! 😳
Goliaths have eaten a few children. In the keys from what I know several times. I'm sure it's happened in plenty of other places. They will eat anything that fits in their mouths and even try with things that won't. Before they were called Goliath grouper they had a more infamous name.
What's worse is my friend's stories as a saturation diver. He and his crew were down so deep, it was constantly pitch black, even during the day, and your flashlight could only shine about 5ft in front of you. He was carrying a big pipe fitting and something big and heavy bumps into him from behind and knocks him over with force. He turned around and nothing was there. Happened about 3-4 times on that dive and his torso was covered in bruises.
Dude Wut 😳 and people think I’m crazy to have a fear of the deep, I probably won’t ever swim out in the ocean off boat side, unless it’s the beach. It’s a strange feeling, especially if there’s seaweed below me, that’s a nope, it simulates pure depth below me and I get a falling sensation and panic starts setting in from what happened as a kid. Get caught in seaweed below water level and almost drown with no one noticing and tell me you don’t get the same fear, now I just avoid those places as an adult lmao
"did you wash your ass today?"
- goliath grouper
underrated comment
Underrated af
This got me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Literally the best one of the comments
There's no greater panic than being alone at night at sea.
at sea or 60 ft down in the sea is a big difference 😅
*in sea*
You’re never really alone are ya
@@lousdfm030 nope especially when your tyrnna shit and there's a giant squid and it just rocks the chamber and eats you
I’ve seen what people fish out of the sea at night. So no night swimming in the ocean ever 😳
Moral of the story:
You can’t shit in the ocean privatly
Can't have shit at the bottom of the ocean, man.
😆😆😆
No shit
That’s so shitty man
Very moral!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Jamie, pull up that video of a bear fighting a Goliath grouper."
Ahhahaha
Was looking for this
I hate you and the 579 people that liked that comment and the 2 people that commented on this post. ❤
“I’ve been trying to reach out to you regarding your submarines extended warranty”
-goliath grouper
😂😂😂
THIS IS THE GOAT HAHA
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?"
-goliath grouper
hahaha
Npc humor
Sir, something doesn't smell right in these waters -Goliath Grouper
He was waiting for breakfast turds
😂😂😂
You can smell water😂wow
Goliath Pooper
@@bhumigatkosilencekiller6632 yes, fish have olfaction, too.
"So you're 60 feet deep in the ocean...by yourself...at night...with your pants down."
The amount of "Oh, F*CK, no!" contained in that one sentence is just astounding.
Hahahaha worst system ever lmao
This video was cut pretty well but he mentions that the fish get accustomed to this so it’s basically feeding time for them lmfao. He said the thin fish are the worst cause they can get into places you don’t want a fish at 😂
💀💀💀
There are fish that can swim up your p-hole
Literally, lolol 🤣
“i lived for two weeks at the bottom of the sea”
“i was 60 feet down” 😭
😂😂😂
Bahamas
Not every sea is deep bro 😂 some are super shallow. Sea isn't the same as Ocean
The description of how he had to poop was far scarier than the eyeball
🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
Yup😅😅😅😅😅😅
True 😂
What does he wipe with lol
"But, Why?"
-Goliath Grouper
"Why not."
-Bald white man
@@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE”AAHHH HELP”
-also bald white man when he saw big eyes in dark
“But you do it”
-diver
Remember that episode of Drake and Josh where Drake rinses his mouth and spits it into that guys water bottle? Then he keeps following him going “Why?? 😫 ” I read your comment in that same voice 😅
🤣🤣🤣 right just patiently waiting for him to explain himself 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but whhhhhhhhhyyyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my goodness that was too funny
"Hey bud, you gonna eat that? 💩 👀 "
- Goliath Grouper
This genuinely made me laugh
😂😂😂😂
👍😂👍
didnt really finish the story... did he..
@@danielgriff2659 fr so like all this poop just floats around you when you're down there ?
Goliath Grouper: "Are u shitting me pal?"
"Bro could you not"
-Goliath Grouper
LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO
Brother pls
😭😭
“Sir, this is a library”
-Goliath grouper
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Killed me with this
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"I'm here to thank the chef"- Goliath Grouper.
you just won the internet
I'm dying. This is the worst and the greatest joke in this comment section.
Eewww 😂
LMAO!
😂😂😂😂
Lol anyone else was expecting him to say I saw my shit floating inside the mask 🤣
What??. 😂😂😂
🙋😂💀
Same 😂😂😂😂
“👁👄👁.” -Goliath Grouper
More like… 👁️
@@jjstreams0 terrifying in the dark
Frick heC!!!
That was also joes reaction 🤣
1200 likes
"Don't shit in my God damn house man." - Goliath Grouper
I’m dead😂😂
Bro 💀💀💀
You picked the wrong house fool goliath big smoke
And you especially dont shit where i eat
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"There's a disturbance in my waters" - Goliath Grouper
nah this got it 😂
This is the greatest comment I've seen thus far 😂😂
Ol Greggggg
The full length podcast from which this clip was taken is AMAZING. Truly, dictionary definition of the word. I hung onto every word. Great guest and Joe was on fire as the interviewer as usual.
Who is the guest?
@@ryangillies6289 Garrett Reisman, the astronaut. They do training for various reasons at the bottom of the ocean.
"It was a polar bear offering me DMT"
Best comment 😅🤣
*Joe starts making bear noises*
joe rogan be like
Wow so funny so original yikes touch grass
@@dogbogxrekt clown response 😂
“It was this huge eyeball” and then Joe with the most insane stare hahah
I think Joe might have been the “goliath grouper” mentioned.
@ForzaMonkey Agreed. He gave that "The jig is up!" reaction.
I was looking for this comment lmao
Hahahahahahaha
Hes always so intense lolll cracks me up he a cornball.
“What kind of fucking fish are you”
-Goliath Grouper
Lol
A hufish
Bro rlly said "did u pray today?" 💀💀
“You finished with that bro?🍽”
-The fish probably
He talks about that he said the fish figured out after time that it was dinner time when they went in there. He also said the angel fish would peck his butt hole
I like the idea of a fish getting up in there and cleaning me off without having to wipe. Usually I just trap stray cats in my garage and use them to wipe. I feed them and let them out after when it's raining so they at least get a meal and a wash, then I can restart the cycle again. Once you wipe cat there's no going back. Try it out for yourself, trust me it's awesome and a real power trip but just keep it on the down lo.
Yo...I literally LoL
@@chucknutly3290wTF..LMAO..I am dead now
@@bostonbluecollarstiff8167 Well I've used all sorts of animals to wipe with before but I've come to the conclusion that stray cats are the best way to go.
"Bro, tf were you eating?"
Goliath Grouper
Hahaha Bruhhh...you are wrong for this
Underatted comment
I'm the 1k like!
"may i interest you in a toilet paper"
- goliath grouper
I seen a huge grouper rock diving. Move 200ft instantly throughout the water. I was done swimming after that.
Rock diving??
@@bdmenne cliff diving is what I meant!
“You may go. The poop stays”
-Goliath grouper
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Hahaha
Thanks for the good laugh! I needed it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you creraaazyyyyy😂😂😂
“So im swimming there with shit floating all over me”
-Goliath grouper
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I come to find out somehow took a Goliath dump on me"
I fucking died to this
😂😂
Obviously the grouper wasn’t happy.
That Goliath grouper probably got the scare of its life seeing you down there too 😂😂 that's why you saw one big ol eyeball, the fish was like 😳
Lol !
He's like DAMN BRO I THOUGHT WE WERE SHARING SOME BODY HEAT calm down
🤣🤣🤣☠️
The grouper probably went there to get some of that prime researcher urine and poo
He mostly certainly smelled your number 2
Great podcast!
“Are You Shitting Me?”- Goliath Grouper
Gold!😂
Hahahhahahha
Leviathan
Hahahaha in my ocean?!
😂😂😂😂
Thanks again, joe, 😊for you have the best show's
“I saw the biggest ass last night, bigger than a dinner plate” the Goliath Grouper telling his side of the story to his friends😆
Lmaooo you got me crying
😂😂😂
The size of a saucer lmaooo best comment
These comments 😂
"Did you wash your hands"
-Goliath Grouper
And today I learned that there are worse things than using a public bathroom 😳
Yooooo seriously 😳
😳📸
The gazebo was still a public bathroom, the grooper was just waiting to go in too
Were you in the aquarius
Not to be a stickler but the eyes on those things seem pretty small
"Some shity experience that was"
-goliath grouper
“Pick it up. Pick. It. Up.”
-Goliath Grouper
"Is your life flashing before your eyes?"
Darryl from the office
I thought he caught nr 2 in his mask
Thats what it he kinda made it sound like. Like he was using his mask to shit in so the fish didn't get up in there
😅😂
Who's got a K now tomorrow Cake💩👍
@@misterghee1what's a K?
What’s nr 2
Man, I’m amazed at how you packed everything one needs to hear into 11 minutes. This is literally a life guide! Finally, some wise words in this space, without empty talk.
"Is it you that dirtied these waters sir?"
~ Goliath Grouper
" I smelled somethin' shitty out here..". - Goliath
This sent me😂😂
Joe in 5 years: „I knew a guy who lived 2 years in Atlantis and when he went to the bathroom there to take a shit Loch Ness was watching him.“
Lmao and then that's how you know that he
😂 😂 😂
The entire lake?
i want to see videos about this. surely they document and make videos of their time down there.
I swear Joe finds the most interesting people
“You smell that?”
-Goliath Grouper
Yooooooo🤣🤣🤣
"You forgot to flush sir"
-goliath grouper, probably
That’s the absolute best sea story I’ve ever heard.
I live near the harbor. I was down by the marina one day fishing and this guy pulled up and tied up his boat and out hopped his dog, a great Dane. The dog decided to go for a swim. Before I had a chance to warn said boater, we heard a GULP! Goliath groupers like to hang out at the docks. They know we fish there and the fish we are trying to catch is the same kind the groupers like. There are signs warning boaters not to let their pets swim, children or other small loved ones swim. Supposedly, about 40 years ago a kid fell in and was swallowed whole never to be heard from again. Sharks usually only take a bite. Groupers will swallow you whole. I'm far more afraid of groupers than sharks. In fact I've hand fed sharks quite a few times. I won't got near groupers.
Why did you feed sharks? To make them see humans as food? Clown
That is fucking terrifying
@@Criminal_Turtle agree 😵💫
Yeah, Jewfish... Goliath Mouth Grouper.
It's a giant cyclid.
They open their mouth super fast and it displaces the water in front of them, in an instant.
So fast you can't really see it, just the debris floating around and that kind of a loud click!
😳
Goliaths have eaten a few children. In the keys from what I know several times. I'm sure it's happened in plenty of other places. They will eat anything that fits in their mouths and even try with things that won't. Before they were called Goliath grouper they had a more infamous name.
''You know im eating there?''
- goliath grouper
Who else was expecting him to say that his "shit" was staring right at him. 😂
💀
the size of a saucer 😂
😂😂😂
Size of a cow
me😂
What interview is this?
My wife would be "2 weeks? Yeah i'll hold it until I'm back home".
😂😂😂
I second that. I don't think woman go to the bathroom everyday like guys do. I can definitely go two weeks lol
Haha me too 😂
@@mandyfischer3133girl wtf
@@mandyfischer3133go see a doctor
What's worse is my friend's stories as a saturation diver. He and his crew were down so deep, it was constantly pitch black, even during the day, and your flashlight could only shine about 5ft in front of you. He was carrying a big pipe fitting and something big and heavy bumps into him from behind and knocks him over with force. He turned around and nothing was there. Happened about 3-4 times on that dive and his torso was covered in bruises.
Dude Wut 😳 and people think I’m crazy to have a fear of the deep, I probably won’t ever swim out in the ocean off boat side, unless it’s the beach. It’s a strange feeling, especially if there’s seaweed below me, that’s a nope, it simulates pure depth below me and I get a falling sensation and panic starts setting in from what happened as a kid. Get caught in seaweed below water level and almost drown with no one noticing and tell me you don’t get the same fear, now I just avoid those places as an adult lmao
Goliath Grouper staring at him like “Hey everyone, I discovered a new species!”
The Denver airport isn’t the gateway to hell. It is just straight up hell itself if you’ve ever been there😢
That wasn't a Goliath Grouper. According to Joe, it was a Grizzly bear just out for a swim!! Commmee onnnnnn man!!
grizzly on dmt*
Sea bear, educate yourself with spongebob. Always do a circle
@@colingalle2080 fact
A silverback gorilla
@@colingalle2080deam you truthly owned those voices in your head pal
He’s super brave for even being 60 feet deep in the ocean, in the dark, w his draws at his ankles 😂😭😭
That takes getting caught with your pants down to a new level 🤣🤣😂
@@isaac-vb1ng 😮😢😮😅😂😂😂😂😂, yeah 😅👍....to the (25) power!
Best stories start like "I lived for two weeks at the bottom of the sea"
Fake
@Anon How would you know?
@Anon Are you drunk posting?
@@Flat_Earth_Sophia ok mister fucking expert
@@itsyourmemelord How did you swear on youtube? Even some of the most common words are banned.
This was a great podcast!
Goliath Grouper: “Do you have any games on your phone?”
😂😂😂😂
No but the largest toilet in the world is the ocean!!
I laughed wayyyy too hard at this 😂😂😂
"It's pretty boring down here"
"Thanks for the food, dude"
-Goliath Grouper
OMG LOL I am done with RUclips! That's it!
That's what the crabs,shrimp and lobsters said.
@@zaz4667 proceeds to scroll to the next short lmao
@@im_Sarma Nope, I quit RUclips. That's all.
And we'll turn around and eat the Goliath grouper
Oh that was just one of those Super Grouper Pooper Scoopers waiting for you to finish . 😅👍
Ya, he just wanted to eat that poo.
I don't know man. They tear apart people like it's nothing. If they're really hungry. He's lucky to get out of there alive.
@@alexsilverstein9483 That’s just it. Pooper Groupers aren’t after people, they’re after poople…
@@alexsilverstein9483 you don't know wtf you talking about, do you?
Super grouper pooper scooper!? Thats the first i ever heard that LOL
His whole interview is amazing!
Who is it
@@Cesarstories101 I think it's Garrett Reisman the astronaut, I went to school with him
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty”
-Goliath Grouper
"Are you poopy or peepy?"
-Tall Goliath Grouper
a friendly reminder to never take a shit on the bottom of the ocean during night time
Why not ??????
There go my Sunday plans
Well that ruins my shit plans!🙄
This is where Rick Sanchez relocated his toilet after his first one was discovered and used by someone else.
Bottom of the ocean is always night time :'(
I listened to this podcast like 4 times already😂 it’s a really good one
What’s this guys name or what episode is the podcast ?
@@02S40Volvo Joe Rogan Podcast, Garret Reisman👍🏼
Joe's face right after his guest says, "And I saw this HUGE EYEBALL, the size..." got me loling
Right 😂
Hahaha thank you for pointing that out.
@@trutherror good morning to you handsome
Joe looks like he ripped a fat dab
Literally "🤨"
I really appreciate the work you put into these videos. All the pictures helps imagining the story more vividly.
Bruh that has to be a crazy feelin. Getting scared for your life underwater and you can’t even screamm😭😂😂
One of my favorite JRE guests and stories of all time. Shit like that helps you get over depression and re think your life
Who is he
@@josephbarber6140 Garrett Reisman
Ya it’s a great episode he was awesome 👏. Really good story teller
Course it does. If you're an idiot 😂
"we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Was anyone else much more interested in getting more details about this underwater outhouse situation than the fish story?
Yea did we ever find out more?
Yes wtf does he mean live at the bottom of the sea
Absolutely! I wanna figure out what project this is
@@TA-cb1cn there’s complicated construction that goes on down there and people live there to get it done, same for research expeditions.
@@chasethefeelit's not a submarine it's a underwater station
Goliath Grouper: Yo, the scariest thing I saw earlier was a 💩
Group of Groupers: 😨😱😳
Disappointed that none of the first few comments weren't
"Jamie, pull up the video of the goliath grouper swimming with a deep sea bear"
nah itd be "jamie pull up that video of the bear fighting a goliath grouper"
Huge eyeball in darkness is so freaky because you don't know what it's connected to
Or was connected
@@namiyukozoma5120 shut up
Could've been anything, like a grizzly bear or something
@@El_Andru yeah bro grizzly bear miles under water
@@TheMilo246 LMFAO
Joe looked like he wanted the answer to be a grizzly bear living underwater
Him: 😱 😨
Grouper:Hey bro, you just ---- in my front porch
I love the stare Joe gives haha
Same😂
I had the same face honestly
"He craps in my face and when i was about to tell him off, he screams at me and runs. What an a-hole"
-Goliath Grouper
LMAO
I thought he was going to say he saw his own shit floating in front of him 😂
That incident would have been more terrific
Full On Panic
like in _Caddyshack_
Me too. 😂
@@madhavsoni2144 more terrific or terrifying…lol
@@destinyclimb3381 nah terrific
Great story😊❤❤❤❤❤❤😊
"you mind flushin"
-goliath grouper
"You gonna finish that?"
-goliath grouper
Shittin’ like an Astronaut In The Ocean
Xdddddd
LMAO😂😂😂
Tell me whatchya know bout shittin down un the deep.
Which episode was this or what is this guests name? Would love to listen to the whole podcast
Garrett Reisman
Grouper was like, "you taking a shit on my lawn?"
🤣🤣🤣‼️
The Goliath Grouper just wanted to help you finish your number 2 quickly by scaring the shit out of you.
He wanted to do a favour.
This comment should have way more likes.
😂😂😂 this may be the best comment hahahaha
“Thats my pooping spot”
-goliath grouper
goliath grouper : "bro...in my home....really??"
Joe's stare was just like the groupers
“I’m here to talk about your submarines extended warranty”
-Goliath grouper
Note: Never take a shit next to a Goliath Grouper.
Probably the most realist Thing that I’ve heard come out of his podcast
“Let me do it for you”
-Goliath grouper
"Nice meat pipe you got there, sir" - goliath grouper.
Fish was like ”hey everybody Smokey back here taking a sh💩t”
😂😂😂