6:03 - My favorite detail is the little girl on the other dock. She's looking in the water like, "Why the ____ are you in the water?" She then turns around and compares to her dry parents, and looks back at the idiots. She's thoroughly confused. Even she knows they're doing something wrong.
Free entertainment at any Florida boat ramp on Saturday and Sunday PM. I'm 74 years old and have enjoyed the show all my life. This ramp at New Smyrnat Beach is always fun to watch.
Where have you been? Granted, your other channel is for a better cause, helping those in need, and equally satisfying to watch, but us fellow boaters need this channel, especially those of us who live up north and won't get to witness this madness ourselves for another couple of months. Miss you, and I'm glad to see more videos from the ramp. Also, dig the drone shots! Keep the content coming on all of your channels!!
How long did it take for them to figure out the winch went both ways? It’s like a hog looking at a wristwatch. It’s like they’ve never seen this boat and trailer before. I’m convince that for boat dealers, it should be mandatory for them to take the new owner out and give them an orientation and evaluation to see what they know. If needed, they be given at least an hour of boating and launch and recovery operation and docking. I’m not suggesting spend the whole day with them but enough to make sure they know the basics. When I bought my first big boat, 33’ Sea Ray cruiser, the guy went through the boat bow to stern and everything in between. He taught me the operation of all of the systems like ac and heat, dehumidifier, hot water, holding tanks and all of the daily engine checks I should do before every crank of the engines. I’d never driven something that big with twin V-drives. He taught me how to back the boat into a slip using differential throttle control and gave me techniques to try when doing so. We even went over all of the canvas and enclosures. When I bought my smaller boat a couple of years ago, the sales manager took us out for a test drive and I drove around for about 40 minutes going over cruise control and wake surf operations and then he made me get it back on the trailer. This should be mandatory for all dealers. This was in Georgia for the smaller boat and Tampa for the big boat. Operating in salt water is very different because of tides and wind. That was long but that’s my 2 cents and my experiences.
It takes a minute to land a boat and pull it out of the water. Alone by myself. I don't fully swamp the bunks. I drive up on them, strap the bow eye, pull out and tie down the back in the parking lot. Take one minute
Majority of people who have issues is they back the trailer down to far. It will guide you up my boat 19ft skiff the top of the tires are out the water.
These people are completely messed up! They have a very expensive & pretty new twin engine boat. And, they don't know anything about it! Plus the improperly set up trailer that is mis-adjusted for that rig. They are trying to load way too deep! Next is the incorrect winch stand. It is sitting WAY too high! The winch (and strap) is supposed to be at a lower level, such that the strap is pulling horizontal at the same level as the boat's bow eye! Not so high, that it is pulling at an upward angle! And, the winch stand can / should then be mounted much more closely to the boat! Whoever they bought this boat & trailer combo from, had no idea about what they are doing! That winch stand should have a bow stop attached to it also! But it has none... in addition to it being mounted WAY TOO HIGH & TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE BOW! Then there's the matter of the uncoordinated winch Wench & bow rider Bob, both landing on their dariers! I bet ol' bowrider Bob has a yellow stain inside of his shorts. 😮
The guy is pulling on the yellow strap while the woman has her head right next to the winch. I thought for sure she was going to get walloped in the head by the winch handle when he was pulling. Luckily for her the ratchet was still engaged.
It would be nice if you would give pointers and help them out. I am a new boater and a lot of people have helped me out with launching and docking. I am so appreciative of them for it.
The first time that I was taking my new boat out and in the same situation as these guys, (but not as “loose”), a guy walked over and said, “pull your truck forward, the trailer is too deep. “ Pulled forward, stern of boat dropped onto bunks, bow came up in alignment with bow cleat, BOOM! We were outa there. I thanked him and never forgot that lesson. I wonder if those guys are still on the ramp? Lol
My Grandma would say Bow Ridin' Bob is about as useless as teets on a boar😅. I think he went back to push the boat on the trailer. Ten bucks says he got in the truck and drove off wasted.
That's gotta be a maiden voyage. The vessel must have been purchased at a marina and the yard help put an incomplete trailer on his hitch (boat stop/bow rest missing) It would of been a miracle for those dimwits to have driven there without damaging that boat on the trailer. I also really doubt that they made it home without incident.
Wow...Just WOW! I am guessing they borrowed their dad's boat? Maybe a buddy's or boss's? Nobody spends that kind of money on their first boat. But then again, they don't seem too smart.
I can hear the theme to "Gilligan's Island" through the whole video! It also appears that they fell, pun intended, into the category of 'rental mentals".😳
Dudes windows are tinted. He probably couldn't see where he was going LOL. These guys have 2 brain cells each and it's a massive basketball person fight in there.
I don't own a boat, but I've been on a few. While I agree the anchor is in a bad spot, if the trailer hadn't been so deep, so the boat could have ridden up to where it was supposed to be, wouldn't the strap have been below the anchor, so the anchor wouldn't be in the way?
I don't think this boat owner has ever recovered this boat onto the trailer before. He has no idea what he's doing!! He has what looks like at least 200HP back there just waiting to be used to assist getting this boat up to the bow stop.
It's hard to watch intoxicated peeps try to do something they are unfamiliar with.
Just really stupid people that will end up killing somebody when that thing breaks going down the road.
After 3 drinks i can actually hyper focus!😂😂😂
@@crocswithsocks8496 That is you. Obviously not them. Cluster fux.
They are totally intoxicated but then they are going to drive with a boat in tow! Cops should just sit there and arrest folks.
There isn't 1 functional brain between those 3 credit card captains.
credit card captains lmao
That's the problem, three captions.
Unless you're driving the boat, shut up and get out of the way.
The Captain Morgan is *strong* in this crew.
Don't drink and boat, kids!
6:03 - My favorite detail is the little girl on the other dock. She's looking in the water like, "Why the ____ are you in the water?" She then turns around and compares to her dry parents, and looks back at the idiots. She's thoroughly confused. Even she knows they're doing something wrong.
Bow ridin' Bob has had a few beers.
American beers dont do that....Caipirinhas do!
@@csgarage3682 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
@@csgarage3682 Enough of them will.
Free entertainment at any Florida boat ramp on Saturday and Sunday PM. I'm 74 years old and have enjoyed the show all my life. This ramp at New Smyrnat Beach is always fun to watch.
That little girl was like WTF are you doing!?!
That guy is utterly useless, that woman is taking he life in her hands standing on the trailer, all drunk from the looks of it too
Where have you been? Granted, your other channel is for a better cause, helping those in need, and equally satisfying to watch, but us fellow boaters need this channel, especially those of us who live up north and won't get to witness this madness ourselves for another couple of months. Miss you, and I'm glad to see more videos from the ramp. Also, dig the drone shots! Keep the content coming on all of your channels!!
I posted last week
Dumb, Dumber and dumbest......
That was PAINFULL to watch.
I'm glad you re-uploaded this video. I was worried when it said, "Video Unavailable"
It was on wrong channel :)
I think Bow-Riding Bob is a few beers deep 🤣🤣
I cant believe you were able to make a whole vid from one boat loading 😂😂😂
Believe it
The little girl in the background watching them like oh my God entertaining lol 😂🤪🤪🤪🤪
8:29 mark, even the little girl on the other dock is like “look at this idiot”
Did bowridin' Bob do a beer evacuation run behind the boat?🤣🤣
Dude on the front didn't have a single clue what was going on. 🤣🤣🤣
Fav boat channel on RUclips🙏🏼
Looks like we got some real Credit Card Captain Morgans here, boss.
There should be a sign at these boats ramps that says ,
your trailer is too deep
Is that strap wound upside down? Shouldn't it be coming out the bottom?
How long did it take for them to figure out the winch went both ways? It’s like a hog looking at a wristwatch. It’s like they’ve never seen this boat and trailer before. I’m convince that for boat dealers, it should be mandatory for them to take the new owner out and give them an orientation and evaluation to see what they know. If needed, they be given at least an hour of boating and launch and recovery operation and docking. I’m not suggesting spend the whole day with them but enough to make sure they know the basics. When I bought my first big boat, 33’ Sea Ray cruiser, the guy went through the boat bow to stern and everything in between. He taught me the operation of all of the systems like ac and heat, dehumidifier, hot water, holding tanks and all of the daily engine checks I should do before every crank of the engines. I’d never driven something that big with twin V-drives. He taught me how to back the boat into a slip using differential throttle control and gave me techniques to try when doing so. We even went over all of the canvas and enclosures. When I bought my smaller boat a couple of years ago, the sales manager took us out for a test drive and I drove around for about 40 minutes going over cruise control and wake surf operations and then he made me get it back on the trailer. This should be mandatory for all dealers. This was in Georgia for the smaller boat and Tampa for the big boat. Operating in salt water is very different because of tides and wind. That was long but that’s my 2 cents and my experiences.
Some people should not own boats!!!!!!!!!!!! The guy who fell in the water needed to pee pee, that's why he went to the back of the boat.
Even the little girl is enjoying the show. Bet she could do a better job.
Bow riding Bob dissappears to drain the main vein😅
Legend has it they are still there to this day trying to get that boat loaded.
That was rough. I do not like that placement of the anchor to winch, just seems like it's right in the way.
The anchor is positioned fine, the trailer...not so much.
But the stern is like 3 feet above the trailer bunks. Lol.
Even that little kid is looking at them like...wtf?
You know he’s a good captain when on the third try he says”UUG” ! Just guessing, but I think bow rider Bob, has had a few wobble pops!
Entertaining as usual!🤣
Tweakin' them Twins 😂😂
Gotta love the captain on the pontoon he knows what he is doing
That is folks that definitely need to take some boating classes
I always seem to show up at the dock the same time these folks do 😂
Gotta love it...
At least it wasn't memorial day weekend!!!!
Hey bud, my ramp up here in Va. isn't nearly as much fun to watch as yours are. Keep up the good work, your narration is key to the entertainment.
Geez, what a mess 🤭
Bob swam around back to release some of those beverages. I know that because a friend told me he does that at the dock. :)
Or perhaps a brown trout or two.
I never really thought I had a higher then average IQ until watching these videos.
Talented Brazilian people😅👍🏼
The lady holding the line on the pontoon has that “WTF” look on her face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
one of your classics, Thanks for sharing!
Glad you enjoyed it!
@@CreditCardCaptain Hope to catch ya out at the boat ramp one afternoon!
It takes a minute to land a boat and pull it out of the water. Alone by myself. I don't fully swamp the bunks. I drive up on them, strap the bow eye, pull out and tie down the back in the parking lot. Take one minute
Never gets old!
The "Bow Princess" went to take a dump around the back of the boat.
This was difficult to watch. Loved it
I got deja vu watching this!
Majority of people who have issues is they back the trailer down to far. It will guide you up my boat 19ft skiff the top of the tires are out the water.
You'd think.... pull forward, then back in slightly to help center boat then crank it. Lordy
The little girl in dock next to them knew it was wrong way she was loooing
The kid on the dock is even wondering
These people are completely messed up! They have a very expensive & pretty new twin engine boat. And, they don't know anything about it! Plus the improperly set up trailer that is mis-adjusted for that rig. They are trying to load way too deep! Next is the incorrect winch stand. It is sitting WAY too high! The winch (and strap) is supposed to be at a lower level, such that the strap is pulling horizontal at the same level as the boat's bow eye! Not so high, that it is pulling at an upward angle! And, the winch stand can / should then be mounted much more closely to the boat! Whoever they bought this boat & trailer combo from, had no idea about what they are doing! That winch stand should have a bow stop attached to it also! But it has none... in addition to it being mounted WAY TOO HIGH & TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE BOW! Then there's the matter of the uncoordinated winch Wench & bow rider Bob, both landing on their dariers! I bet ol' bowrider Bob has a yellow stain inside of his shorts. 😮
I love how you watch the stupidity unfold ! The content must go on !!!!!
Loved the wife on the trailer like she was air traffic control
The guy is pulling on the yellow strap while the woman has her head right next to the winch. I thought for sure she was going to get walloped in the head by the winch handle when he was pulling. Luckily for her the ratchet was still engaged.
The best part for me is that they absolutely refuse to pull the trailer out about 2 feet. That would go a long way in helping solve the problem.
It would be nice if you would give pointers and help them out. I am a new boater and a lot of people have helped me out with launching and docking. I am so appreciative of them for it.
The first time that I was taking my new boat out and in the same situation as these guys, (but not as “loose”), a guy walked over and said, “pull your truck forward, the trailer is too deep. “
Pulled forward, stern of boat dropped onto bunks, bow came up in alignment with bow cleat, BOOM! We were outa there. I thanked him and never forgot that lesson.
I wonder if those guys are still on the ramp? Lol
This might be the most painful thing I have ever watched!
I thought she was going to catch her hair in the winch
10% rule! 😂 I'll remember that. Goes with Darwin law. 😂
My Grandma would say Bow Ridin' Bob is about as useless as teets on a boar😅. I think he went back to push the boat on the trailer. Ten bucks says he got in the truck and drove off wasted.
😂😂🤣🤣 Thx Brotha!! 🤙🤙🫡
That's gotta be a maiden voyage. The vessel must have been purchased at a marina and the yard help put an incomplete trailer on his hitch (boat stop/bow rest missing) It would of been a miracle for those dimwits to have driven there without damaging that boat on the trailer. I also really doubt that they made it home without incident.
How do people with such limited mental capacity have the wherewithal to afford such nice boats?
that is USA and Florida for you.
Drinking is a hell of a thing
Have another couple 🍻
Too many cooks in the kitchen and Bow Riding Bob is taking a leak.
Wow...Just WOW! I am guessing they borrowed their dad's boat? Maybe a buddy's or boss's? Nobody spends that kind of money on their first boat. But then again, they don't seem too smart.
Why is the anchor sticking out of the bow? That's lethal.
Bubble bath 😂 good one
Must be drunk ?!!
I can hear the theme to "Gilligan's Island" through the whole video! It also appears that they fell, pun intended, into the category of 'rental mentals".😳
Dudes windows are tinted. He probably couldn't see where he was going LOL. These guys have 2 brain cells each and it's a massive basketball person fight in there.
I bet when they got home they burned the hell out of a grilled cheese sandwich….several times!
That hopefully was due to getting rusty over the Winter. But, likely not. Seemed to be an overall lack of knowledge. Thanks Captain.
This is why I skill shot the small ramp by outriggers. This ramp gets cluttered by people with more money than experience. That was painful to watch.
That was painful to watch so early in the season. Gotta learn sometime, somehow, some way...
Some people just shouldn't own a boat, and it shows. There's so much wrong with how they loaded that boat.
Captain stop with the steering wheel too my guy. Just use the throttle
I don't own a boat, but I've been on a few. While I agree the anchor is in a bad spot, if the trailer hadn't been so deep, so the boat could have ridden up to where it was supposed to be, wouldn't the strap have been below the anchor, so the anchor wouldn't be in the way?
Captain crunch ouch...
He swam back there to pull the drain plug so the boat settles onto the trailer
Bow Ridin Bob had been boozing on the boat.
Dude even has TWINS, decent captian with twins should be able to trailer that boat in 40 mph winds and a massive tidal current without missing a beat,
welcome to Miami!
I don't think this boat owner has ever recovered this boat onto the trailer before. He has no idea what he's doing!! He has what looks like at least 200HP back there just waiting to be used to assist getting this boat up to the bow stop.
I bet bow rider bob went behind the boat to go to the bathroom 😂
Speachless.😟
Don't send them to The Mississippi River. 😂
Do you ever just want to scream your in to deep!
How hard is it to put the top of the fenders just below the surface?
Wasn't that strap sapost to be on the bottom . When the boat comes out its gonna get off the anchor
The spare tire is underwater!
As far as I can see almost nobody knows what there doing with boats especially in Miami.
The couple speak portuguese. Brazilian, from RJ judging by the accent
That dude is smoked!
Hey captain I docked my JetSki in new Smyrna yesterday and someone stole my chair while I was parking my trailer. Do you have a video of that?
That was painful
I laughed so hard when he fell in lol
He was getting away from the camera lmao :) I'm dead dam tweekers lol