The Boat Ramp Bites Back! Jerks and Rookies in New Smyrna - E63

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024

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  • @MrCurtisass
    @MrCurtisass Год назад +10

    someone behind the camera man will not shut up !!

    • @CreditCardCaptain
      @CreditCardCaptain  Год назад +4

      And. Start your own channel

    • @storytimewithunclekumaran5004
      @storytimewithunclekumaran5004 Год назад +1

      I like it I really like the commentary...Maybe wavy boats is your speed.. 25 minutes no talking with a click bait title that you'll be hard pressed to find in the video..

    • @MrCurtisass
      @MrCurtisass Год назад +8

      @@storytimewithunclekumaran5004 I LOVE the commentary ! It's the background yapping that got me.

    • @storytimewithunclekumaran5004
      @storytimewithunclekumaran5004 Год назад +1

      @@MrCurtisass Ah well I am glad we are all on the same page..Sometimes sarcasm doesn't translate through the comment section ..lol.

    • @matthewowens455
      @matthewowens455 Год назад

      Ik right he’s a little pansy he will not say anything when the person is right in front of them but goes home and runs his mouth on these videos

  • @petermiddo
    @petermiddo Год назад +22

    Loving the commentary..... Old mate in the inflatable was well and truly hydrated.

    • @LukeHealeyNZ
      @LukeHealeyNZ Год назад +1

      flooded

    • @dcyphrz8532
      @dcyphrz8532 Год назад

      50+ years sometimes brings some instability.

    • @LukeHealeyNZ
      @LukeHealeyNZ Год назад

      @@dcyphrz8532 and occasionally alcoholism

  • @Chris-fo8wp
    @Chris-fo8wp Год назад +15

    CCC the commentary is absolutely brilliant!!!

  • @Freedom-cm2lo
    @Freedom-cm2lo Год назад +13

    The ramp ref. has some serious boating skills. Awesome maneuver

    • @brianstevener4835
      @brianstevener4835 Год назад

      May have some skills, but that was a horse shit move on her part.

  • @JoeKyser
    @JoeKyser Год назад +4

    I was practically born on a boat so handling them came natural once I had my own. My father in law decided he was going to join the club. I felt bad for him and offered to go out with him a few times. What a nightmare. He did everything you see in these boat ramp videos plus some. Blew props out more times than I could count. All the years, sure I had a couple accidents. Hit a sunken log once. This guy spun his hub 3 times in one day! Dam beach launches 😂😂😂

  • @mikepin5979
    @mikepin5979 Год назад +6

    I about fell off the couch when you showed those bottle caps.

  • @Rico11b
    @Rico11b 11 дней назад

    WHENEVER!!!... I'm having a bad day, I come here and ALWAYS find something to laugh about. Thanks for that! :)

  • @Mr_Smarty_Pants
    @Mr_Smarty_Pants Год назад +11

    CC Capt has kind of a Bob Ross vibe when it comes to boat ramps, nice :)

  • @txmermaid5178
    @txmermaid5178 Год назад +3

    😂The donut🍩maker on the inflatable🚤is something else!

  • @slumin069
    @slumin069 Год назад +11

    Never approach a dock faster than you are willing to hit it

  • @zmarko
    @zmarko Год назад +3

    I'm coming down that way tomorrow, I might have to take an extra day just to stop and watch the antics at the New Smyrna boat ramp. 🤣

  • @jerrybushman
    @jerrybushman Год назад +4

    Usually when you see a pile of bottle caps, it is where a lot of drinking happens

  • @sam-y8t
    @sam-y8t Год назад +1

    I went to launch the other day and as I'm beginning to back down the ramp, two kayaks pulled up to the dock! There's a sandy area just to the side of the ramps that's perfect for them. They preceded to unload their gear onto the dock. Then, they pulled their prius down the ramp and loaded them on the roof! Young guys too. I was launched and pulled away from the other dock before they were loaded, and I was solo and parked the truck. 😂

  • @dcyphrz8532
    @dcyphrz8532 Год назад +11

    That's pretty sorry to knock a man's boat loose and not try to retrieve it. The one up front didn't even stand up.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 2 месяца назад

      He shouldn’t have blocked the ramp. Follow the rules or pay the price.

  • @Jay_Hall
    @Jay_Hall Год назад +2

    Getting down on the wave runners!! Hehaw!! :) Good work Cappy. :)

  • @pamtanner516
    @pamtanner516 Год назад +3

    Lol we had some dude that lived in a condo over looking the Occaquan and he’d sat in his balcony with a pair of binoculars and announce on the radio “it’s a no wake zone!”

    • @richardwebb371
      @richardwebb371 Год назад

      Was that Virginia?

    • @kylefox4272
      @kylefox4272 Год назад

      I’ve seen this guy!!!

    • @pamtanner516
      @pamtanner516 Год назад

      @@richardwebb371 yes.

    • @richardwebb371
      @richardwebb371 Год назад

      Omg! That was my stomping grounds for years! Caught my biggest fish. I mis VA!

    • @richardwebb371
      @richardwebb371 Год назад

      @@pamtanner516 ever heard of possum point?

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM Год назад +1

    That’s not an inflatable, that’s a bumper boat 😂

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM Год назад +1

    9:34 looks like there’s a manatee in the boat 😂

  • @Aaron.Davis56
    @Aaron.Davis56 Год назад +3

    It's Standard Operating Procedure to evacuate the water out of PWCs after use. It's in the manuals

  • @AussieTones
    @AussieTones 4 месяца назад

    I cracked up when you said to take a look at that "tug boat" 😂

  • @sam-y8t
    @sam-y8t Год назад +2

    Did you by chance send a link to the authorities with the hin of the guy tying up to the mangroves?

  • @GodBlessedAmerica
    @GodBlessedAmerica Год назад +3

    It’s better to leave the saltwater in there until it’s flushed. Keeps it from drying up and starting to corrode.

  • @afivecents
    @afivecents Год назад +1

    Captain...you missed taking a shot at the sandels and socks guy when you were on the dock checking out the beer cap collectors knot! Ive got a ten spot that says the idle only violators were Rental Mentals. I didn't go back and check, but was that little child wearing a LFD?

  • @detonationpyrotechnics4156
    @detonationpyrotechnics4156 3 месяца назад

    Getting all the water out of the box after removing from water is a common thing. We do it too because we don’t always have time to wash it out.

  • @xiaobiz
    @xiaobiz Год назад +2

    Thumbs up for time lapses and super hydration.

  • @blakeshaw5272
    @blakeshaw5272 Год назад +2

    I live in DeLand. You should fish with us some time. Your videos make me laugh straight out of your sarcasm. 😂

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Год назад +1

    I think we all know why the dingy captain lost his sea legs. Thanks for the video CCC.

  • @professor_thunder
    @professor_thunder Год назад +10

    Free Willy in a 2 piece. Nice!

    • @HozelRocket
      @HozelRocket Год назад

      Yep! Like roads and bridges... bikini venders need to comply with the tonnage limit !!

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 3 месяца назад

      That's what was causing the wake, not the boat.

  • @metallica1fan1
    @metallica1fan1 7 месяцев назад +1

    He's just saving those bottle caps to use as checker pieces.

  • @davidlamal2222
    @davidlamal2222 Год назад +3

    Thats a DUI knot

  • @garyb.4080
    @garyb.4080 6 месяцев назад +1

    Looks like he had a couple of them wobble pops!

  • @LugerLau
    @LugerLau Год назад +1

    Top notch James. Lotsa laughs as usual. 👍

  • @markstowe802
    @markstowe802 Год назад +1

    Enjoyed as always! Thanks CCC

  • @Vzw-dj9rf
    @Vzw-dj9rf Год назад +1

    Why am I always surprised that so many of the boaters are scrambling to find a line to use to tie up? And only have one line available, rather than both bow and stern? And why the line they do find has about 3 feet of slack in it, which they expect to reach the cleat? I guess that's why these boat ramp videos are so entertaining.

  • @josephwieszbicki690
    @josephwieszbicki690 Год назад

    For the love of God!! Just put the tailgate down!! Makes trailer life so much easier!!😂😂😂

  • @davidkendall589
    @davidkendall589 Год назад

    This is the best episode ever. Excellent camera work with that inflatable :)

  • @briganteleo
    @briganteleo Год назад

    "superhydrated" I was dying :D

  • @lousimpson834
    @lousimpson834 Год назад

    School fund raiser...I laughed until tears ran down my leg.

  • @richardmiesch7084
    @richardmiesch7084 Год назад

    Pontoon mans definitely well hydrated 😂😂😂

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 3 месяца назад

      Alcohol causes dehydration.

  • @WathchinWithTheBoys
    @WathchinWithTheBoys 17 дней назад

    She gave him all the tip of that one!

  • @dougbourdo2589
    @dougbourdo2589 Год назад

    Looked like the guy who sped in near the end had a manatee on his boat!!!

  • @martinmiller7623
    @martinmiller7623 Год назад

    Salt water plays hell rinse before you rinse lol😂

  • @Jajaky
    @Jajaky Год назад

    Idk how you don’t call in cops to do a sobriety check. Inflatable guy is a menace

  • @metalwright
    @metalwright Год назад

    1:54 that's attempted murder. Holy crap... what a friend...

  • @bwalker4194
    @bwalker4194 Год назад +1

    Re the inflatable: definitely super hydrated!

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 3 месяца назад

      Alcohol causes dehydration.

  • @danmccarthy2754
    @danmccarthy2754 Год назад

    I watched these two doofasses try to get their boat on the trailer. First try was hilarious, they almost tipped right over. They eventually got the boat on the trailer and got it tied down, they did however forget to raise the outdrive! hahahahaah When I saw the outdrive catch and get ripped right off, I almost died laughing! I did catch some nice Pike off that dock area that day.

  • @nike12000haha
    @nike12000haha Год назад

    Not sure if it was snark or not but you rev the ski when you pull out to clear the exhaust so water doesn’t get into the engine

  • @jakejacobson2999
    @jakejacobson2999 3 месяца назад

    I’m waiting for somebody to start filming at some of the ramps up at Lake Erie lol God I think it’s even worse up there

  • @jodywade5617
    @jodywade5617 Год назад

    Think the raft captain is pooped faced! Fast craft went harpooning.

  • @stuartgray3384
    @stuartgray3384 Год назад +2

    Definitely well hydrated 🤪🇦🇺👍

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 3 месяца назад

      Alcohol causes dehydration.

  • @scottferguson2278
    @scottferguson2278 10 месяцев назад

    Who or what was the little inflatable blocking while tied to end of dock? Lady who knocked it loose a trouble maker?

  • @davids5006
    @davids5006 Месяц назад

    Lifted tailgate is right thing to do? I've seen vehicles get swamped doing that

  • @electricguysvcs
    @electricguysvcs Год назад

    That dude doing circles must work for Space X - loop de doo

  • @storytimewithunclekumaran5004
    @storytimewithunclekumaran5004 Год назад

    That dude on the zodiac is a full time alcoholic.. His balance etc..Drivers seat full of beer caps.. So he drinks and drives too ?...YIKES !!

  • @edwardranno7119
    @edwardranno7119 Год назад +1

    I find it hard to believe that some of these people can’t dock a boat

  • @starphase1623
    @starphase1623 Год назад +1

    No. Not another one in Sox with Sandals. 😳😁🤭😔😂 Please, Just don't . 😬

  • @richardgodfrey4053
    @richardgodfrey4053 Год назад +2

    Thanks for the mid week video CCC. I thought that pontoon at the end was going to end up pulling an Austin Powers move under the pez dispenser. Did you say in your last video that you sold your boat? Do you plan to get another?

    • @lindacares2215
      @lindacares2215 Год назад

      I was wondering the same thing CCC gives us a clue for your new boat purchase ⚓️⚓️⚓️⚓️

    • @matthewowens455
      @matthewowens455 Год назад

      Nah he just sits on the dock complaining and nit picking eveyone that comes in and sits his as on the dock we’re he belongs

    • @storytimewithunclekumaran5004
      @storytimewithunclekumaran5004 Год назад

      @@matthewowens455 Are you lost ?? Is there someone we can phone to come get you ??

    • @matthewowens455
      @matthewowens455 Год назад

      @@storytimewithunclekumaran5004 or you’re his gay bf

    • @storytimewithunclekumaran5004
      @storytimewithunclekumaran5004 Год назад

      @@matthewowens455 Your mom came to pick you up.. She appreciated me phoning the number tattooed on your forehead..She says you often wander off and she has to come get you..

  • @metallica1fan1
    @metallica1fan1 7 месяцев назад

    Smyrna shuffle.

  • @blueribbonentertainmentser9340

    I need to start wearing a Superman cape!

  • @davidsorrell5344
    @davidsorrell5344 11 месяцев назад

    Anyone know where I can buy the credit card captain stickers? Thanks

  • @SoFlo_Outdoors
    @SoFlo_Outdoors Год назад

    This one had me rollin

  • @garyb.4080
    @garyb.4080 Год назад

    Dude in the inflatable looks like he may have had a couple of wobble pops!

  • @chud327
    @chud327 Год назад

    super hydrated!!

  • @jamico7
    @jamico7 Год назад

    A nice pleasant viewing thumbs up to you.

  • @ManCaverTools
    @ManCaverTools Год назад

    Got my CCC hat in the mail today. Thanks bro

    • @CreditCardCaptain
      @CreditCardCaptain  Год назад +1

      Ohhh send in some pics!

    • @ManCaverTools
      @ManCaverTools Год назад

      @@CreditCardCaptain will do, Im also going to give your channel in a shout out in my community page today after I get home from work and bring your channel up in a video this week.

    • @ManCaverTools
      @ManCaverTools Год назад

      You should see what it would take to get a CCC flag,12x18. I’d fly a CCC flag all season

  • @sauceisloss
    @sauceisloss Год назад

    As a tiny boat captain that hurt

  • @lynnwireman9773
    @lynnwireman9773 Год назад

    😂😂😂 school fund raiser

  • @seattlescofflaws
    @seattlescofflaws Год назад

    Ramp campin’ champ!

  • @savethehumans7460
    @savethehumans7460 Год назад

    Thanks for the share.

  • @_CORO
    @_CORO Год назад

    Im sayingthat cooler was empty when he got back to the ramp... they were sea legs... he was straight up drunk.

  • @markkus1134
    @markkus1134 Год назад +1

    Nothing like running a jerk ski out of the water

  • @brianfeltner7061
    @brianfeltner7061 Год назад

    Seams to be a beached whale in the boat as well

  • @jawsxx8683
    @jawsxx8683 Год назад

    I would love for you to come out to my lakehouse watch my first launch. I'm sure it'll be video-worthy.

  • @davidkay4174
    @davidkay4174 Год назад

    WHEN I WAS A KID IN THE 1960'S ON OPENING DAY FISHING THEIR WOULD BE 30 BOATS LAUNCHING , NOT ONE PROBLEM , BECAUSE THEY WERE MEN

  • @jawsxx8683
    @jawsxx8683 Год назад

    The formula for successful boat videos: ramp messups + bikinis = big viewing numbers.

  • @drats1279
    @drats1279 Год назад

    The long hair with his two-ton girlfriend in the white boat were the rude wake makers. It's all about them and they need to get to a McDonald's pretty quick.

  • @Imbadbambam
    @Imbadbambam Год назад

    Doing it right? With NO fenders. 😂😂😂😂

  • @bennyson7887
    @bennyson7887 3 месяца назад

    And now he's driving on roads.

  • @Ryan-re1rs
    @Ryan-re1rs Год назад

    Hopefully that dude that had all the beer caps in his cab either stops or gets busted before he does something dumb. The other morning 3 high school graduates just died from a drunk driver at 830am.. who is that wasted at 830 in the morning? Sad.

  • @davidlamal2222
    @davidlamal2222 Год назад

    thats the 12 pac shuffle

  • @TexasPapa13
    @TexasPapa13 2 месяца назад

    If you’re backing in a full lock you already screwed up. Small turns =small moves

  • @jeffhenson1994
    @jeffhenson1994 Год назад +1

    CCC lets go

  • @willragas679
    @willragas679 Год назад

    dude on the dingy is drunk or high, possibly both!

  • @donkukawski8609
    @donkukawski8609 Год назад

    School fundraiser 💀💀🤣

  • @Captain_Brian
    @Captain_Brian Год назад

    Great video!

  • @MrSexoda
    @MrSexoda Год назад

    Really sad how few people know how to tie off to a cleat and wont pay attention to those who do.

  • @malcolmboynton7652
    @malcolmboynton7652 6 месяцев назад +1

    watching yours and other florida boat videos. still too cold in maine to play in the water. guessing the maritime rules are different. up here you are required to help another boater. as a boater you try your damnest to get good at it and save imbarrasment and life. a bunch of these "captains" could potentially be next weeks lobster bait. just sayin. btw if you mess up and get a boating dui they can pull your drivers liscence. gotta be careful.

  • @matthewowens455
    @matthewowens455 Год назад

    This channel shood be called the dock pansies

  • @WebberAerialImaging
    @WebberAerialImaging Год назад

    maybe there are no cleats because you're not meant to tied up at the ramp? Just a guess

    • @richardredhead
      @richardredhead Год назад

      Unless you're solo, AND there's no place to beach your vessel, there is NO EXCUSE for ever tying to a launch ramp dock.

  • @ronmcmartin4513
    @ronmcmartin4513 Год назад

    @6:50-- He's tying a Gordian Knot.

    • @matthewowens455
      @matthewowens455 Год назад +1

      Nah the cleat was about 10 foot down the dock and he wanted to keep his boat pointed the right way that’s why he tied it off up there next to the ramp

    • @ronmcmartin4513
      @ronmcmartin4513 Год назад

      @@matthewowens455--You're correct. I mistook the plugs for cleats, with my small screen. I am correct about the Modified Gordian Knot, though.

    • @matthewowens455
      @matthewowens455 Год назад +1

      @@ronmcmartin4513 lol I was that dude I agree I was kinda a doosh for rocking that dudes boat but he was right against the rubber bumper on the pylon it dident do anything to his boat I’ll say sorry next time I’m there

    • @matthewowens455
      @matthewowens455 Год назад

      @@ronmcmartin4513 and idk what you’re talking about a goriden knot I just tied a granma knot around the tree a couple times to hold it for a min

    • @ronmcmartin4513
      @ronmcmartin4513 Год назад

      @@matthewowens455--Are you the guy with the beard @9:15? I'm commenting on the guy with the inflatable rubber boat.

  • @charlesmyers7193
    @charlesmyers7193 Год назад

    I think your dock camper had an extra adult beverage or 3.

    • @richardredhead
      @richardredhead Год назад

      If it makes you act like a child, is it really an adult beverage?😮

  • @jeffhenson1994
    @jeffhenson1994 Год назад +2

    Little boy no life jacket wth

  • @matthewowens455
    @matthewowens455 Год назад

    The dock pansies whining like a mother in law

  • @seattlescofflaws
    @seattlescofflaws Год назад

    Smyrna serpentine 😂

  • @TOM-C.
    @TOM-C. Год назад +1

    8:18 I'm far from a Karen, and tend to mind my own business, but this guy needs to be reported as it's just stupid to drive, and drink when there are so many options. This guy, and all his bottle caps proves he is drinking, and driving regularly, or maybe those are from just one night out? 😁👍😎✌🗽

  • @RogerThat787
    @RogerThat787 Год назад

    "We met a rich guy today"

  • @metallica1fan1
    @metallica1fan1 7 месяцев назад

    Never rub another man's rhubarb, use fenders.

  • @travisryan8409
    @travisryan8409 Год назад

    A Tahoe doing it right isn't that a misnomer

  • @thomashaywood-dv9ce
    @thomashaywood-dv9ce Год назад

    You are funny 😁 😂

  • @matthewowens455
    @matthewowens455 Год назад

    His wife tells him when to come home