Breakup, Respecting Elders, & Discrimination | Stand-Up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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Also, I am touring with my stand-up show "Thoda Saaf Bol" across various cities in India from April 2017, where I perform 1 hour of jokes. Tickets Link below.
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Credits:
Shot at - Canvas Laugh Club
Edited by - Nanak Bhatia & Abhishek Upmanyu
Sound Mixing & Mastering - Sohail Gandhi (Tuning Fork Studios)
Written & Performed by - Abhishek Upmanyu
One woman in audience is having day of her life 😂
yes😂
That's saurabh pant
Thulasi Dharan haha 😂
It sounds like a guy
Sourabh pant
This guy have special issue with his Father 😂😂😂
I gave your 200th like
I agree with your comment tho😂😂🤣🤣🤣
201 th like
i gave your 400th like
Or probably a relationship so strong and a father with good sense of humour, who can take a joke, who isn't a snowflake.
Yes
Background laugh : archana singh
😂😂😂🙏
😁
😂
😂😂🤣
Pura
Still watching these old videos because they never seem to get old everytime these make me laugh
5:05 😂😂😂😂🤣
'To main keede khane lag gaya'.... Mannn i burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nimmy Das hahaha same here
Beta keede mat khao.....
Daanth me keede pad jaenge.. 😂😂
wo sab toh thik hai....par ye naya vedio kab dalegA?
Nimmy Das even I
Nimmy Das "bombs' are being made to burst out 😉
Me: kyun karni hai respect?.
Parents: behass mat karo.. 😂😂
ek baar ghar pr bol kr to dekh fir #### par kitne pad rhe vo bhi batana
1:30 that one was lit😂
This guy has an aura you can't resist but laugh💯
3:40 Kya Masude the yaar... Ohoohoiiii 😂😂😂
ruclips.net/video/4nt2sJma4xA/видео.html do comment 👍❤️❤️❤️❤️
KYA MASOODE THE YAARR
irfan Ahmad
hahahahahahahahaa
tomorrow is my physics Board exams and thanks man for uploading today!!
I'm feeling less nervous now.
Upasana Deka me too
physics exam CBSE
All the best for board exam #upasanaDeka
Upasana Deka beta padhai karo... varna dant me kide lag jayenge
Aapko meri itti tension kyu ho rahi h Bhayyia, main colgate use karti hu vo bhi namak aur neem waala. No Tension !
Upasana Deka beta padhai karo.... varna namak lag jayega
Sarthak Sharma beackar
This guy always makes me laugh in stress ❤️😌.
Respect your elders.. Respect women... 😱😱😱😱
Abhishek reminds me of grown up shinChan
grown up indian shinchan
LOL
@@amal.k10606 Very creative of you.
@@samyeharshel thanks
More like shinchan's dad
"Akela hai?"
"Bohot"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daru pee h ??
@@stopcam.iso_1 Nahi aasuo se pet bhar liya 🗿
I would have watched it a hundred times but it makes me laugh every single time. 😂😂
👍😀
😂😂 it is funny
Actually
🤣🤣he is amazing
Which means you need a doctor appointment 😂😂😂😂
"Idhar aao Papa jara Idhar aao."
😂😂😂😂
Abe Gar se nikalvaoge kya ... Gar me rakh rkha he vo bhi badi baat hai 😂🤣
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Lmfaoo best line.
Aise Mat bolo Daant me kide pad jaayenge 😂😂
😂😂
Imagine what would be like when Abhishek will have his own child....
He's gonna roast the child like anything 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 literally
I usually don’t comment but
“Yehi baatein to baad me yaad ayegi”
😂🤣😂🤣
Hahaha
Sahi hai bhai 184 logo ko chod kai kisi ko samajh nahi aya waise mai bhi comments karta nahi par
"Yahi baate toh baad mai yaad ayengi "
😂😂
@@Nooblifter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I usually dont rply bt yhi baate to baad me yaad aaingi 😂
Aur ek Abhishek 😂😂
3:47 ( Abhishek Touching his face )
Corona - " Ye baatien Hi toh baad me yaad ayengi "
🤣🤣🤣
😂
Bro i am ur 800th like
@@nurussofa7644 and I am your first liker
@@aumshreeshah977 i am ur first liker too😆
His accent adds to the humour😂
Too good.
Agustina D
Content ok
Accent fab
Equals
Great humour
Agustina D Exactly😂 ARMY♥️
Army yeahhhhhu ✌✌
Not accent, it's the lisp which is funny!
Army!!!
He needs to do a Netflix stand up for one full hour.. 🤣🤣
why not amazon?
Why Amazon?
@@ZubinMehtaa i don't have netflix...😁
Just get a Netflix mobile plan for 199/-
Netflix and Amazon have different titles. But I think you already know that.
Nope...i don't want him to do, hinduphobic jokes nahi sunne mujhe
"Toh mai keede khane lag gaya"
😂😂😂
😂😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
And some ✨CHINESE✨ people took it seriously 🙂😭🤣😭
😂😂
I was in the audience and he was just amazing 😂😂😂😂😂
Bhai kitne der Tak Chala show
@@deepakkhatri2497 thanks
Har video pe yehi same comment krta hai ?
@@anukarans.6978 vai vai🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was that Rohan Joshhi in the crowd by any chance? That laugh that stands out.
I showed this to my parents and now I am homeless
Koi baat ni
😭
😂🤣🤣
Yes man they really are creepy they are like hey dm me hey my apartment is empty
Umm I am male bruh
The highlight of this video is
"To Mai keede khaane lag Gaya"
bingo
Does this mean something dirty or does it refer to some joke I don't get? 😅
@@parthavaidya9516 No. Its just about flow of the joke.
For me its oye hoi kya masude the😂
Yes...u laughed out hard!!!
The way he speaks makes him different from other Comedians.
Aaaaah army!!
ARMY?
My bias Lisa 🙏
@@dishaaaa hey!
@@Meandino804 yup!
Fun fact : The things he talk about can be related by our life😂😂
"Respect your elders"
Kyu???
"Hum pehle paida hue the"
Aur nahi kiya toh?
Daat mai keede padenge.
@@manjil0774 😂😂
@@manjil0774 pagal toh nahi yaar aap😅😅😅
@@gaur2954 🤣🤣👌
in my opinion, they are raising us so we should respect them.
The fun fact:- You are not coming here for 1st time😂😂😂
Right🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trueee!!!
fuck off
No
@A K I also
That accent like *Chali gyi yaar itna pyar kiya phir bhi Chali gyi * this reminds me of one of my friend 🤣🤣🙏🙏
C'mon everybody has that type of friend, jiski zindagi zand hai pr vo manege nhi aur faltu mai try marega aour phir royega tere pass aake aur phir vahi harkate 1 mahene baad
@@shatakshisharma5240 mere best friend ka itna bura katta phir bhi Kah raha tha woh mere see pyar karti h abhi bhi aur woh topper mujhe padha kar pass karwata ta mera socho ek toh single barso upar see engineering upar see iska tension 😅
Bhai sab ka ek esa friend hota hi hai 🤣🤣
@@shatakshisharma5240 your name like express train 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Htt salo 😂😂😂🤣🤣
4:57 what salman khan is doing there in the audience
Ohhhhhh
😂
Kenny Sebastian --- 1.6 million subs , 174 videos
Abhishek upmanyu-- 1.6 million subs , 7 videos
Kenny chutiya h
@Red Rum nahi chutya Kenny he h
Kenny Sebastian is a jerk who just shows off .
@@pfrxdm Absolutely Correct.
@@pfrxdm behan aap bas bhajan suna karo
90's - kaalu
2021- Brown munda🔥😂
And Gotiya became Ballsy.
By the way color discrimination is not mentioned in constitution 🥱🥱
2011. सैय्या काला रे😂
@@Saurabhshrinetsingh ever heard about article 15 bro?
@@rohitsutradhar4819 yes yes go on bro
Arey bhai teeri videos ka wait krte krte daant mein keede padh gyee meere!
Lmao xD
😂😂
😂😂👌
Me too
Aditya aa gayi bhai
2:22
AU: Agar respect nahi ki toh?
Papa: daat mai kide 😂
AU : pagal nai ho yaar aap
Shitt...I Can Hear That Miss Homeopathy Doctor In The Crowd
😂😂
Lol😂😂
😂😂😂akash gupta reference
Hii everyone...
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Lol sameee!!!😂
Galti Karli Inse Baat Karke
-Vai daru piye cal?
-Nahi ansu wo se pet var liya
this line has another level swag🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@vineet_anand typical bangali
Lol you can just type bhai. I seriously don't get why do y'all use v when you have bh
@@geet6797 😆😆
@@geet6797 hnn bhai 😂😂 ajeeb hi log hai aise 😂
@@geet6797 sahi kaha vai.....i mean bhai 😂
2:09 Hum pehle paida huye the 😂😂😂😂😂
"Respect Nahi ki to?"
"To Dant mein keede par jayenge"
😂😂😂😂
By ur "Par" .....I can predict u r frm Bihar
@@ajaypalsingh6318 ya so? Any judging?
😅😅😅
😂😂
Yahi baatein toh fir baad mein yaad ayengi 😂
I am hearing a specific laughter , it's SORABH PANT in the audience :P
Karishma Rabha he's laughing his ass off
yesss
Karishma Rabha Na Na it's laugh of a girl
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yaa 😂😂
"Idhar aao papa zara idhar aao" 😂😂🤣🤣
If you get a chance to marry abhisekh will you marry?
@@devaashgupta547 why not ?
@@shrimigaurav4635 but why?
haa humne bhi dekha video
@@shrimigaurav4635 bande ke masoode bade gande hain
1:48 bcozz fees bhii to wahi bhar rhe hh 😂😂
Areyy humne likha kya tha ki itna like aagya bhai 😂
seems like only few got it
😃😃😃
@@professor6947 shame on you
@@professor6947 you killed my queen
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
1.2M subscribers just for 3 videos.
Does Abhishek even Know about the 1.2M? Doubt.!! Thug life😂
Thug life nhi famousness..
Exactly
@@Nikhil-hi5qe *fame
1.8
Live shows m zaada aae log isliye nhi daalta
Kon kon 2024 me dekh rha he
Me tho 1080p me dekrahu
Your father 😂
Me 🤣
Idhar aao paapa... Idhar aao..😂😂😂😝
I ssly Watched that part 5-6 times😂😂
Chal chal apne baap ko mat sikha ........😂😂😂
Haa beta boolo😂😂
@@devanshumasodker118 kyu faltu Bol raha hai too.
@@greatpretender6820 Bhai Dil pe kyo leta h majak h majak ki tarah lo ek to upar se itni sad dp daal rakhi h
"Hum phle paida hue the"
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Anyone came from abhisek's crime patrol video..
Edit: thanks for the likes i appreciate it...
Yahi toh yaad aaenge..
Yaya🎖️
Yeah😂
Yeah 😂
Yey
Me
The rarest thing about Abhishek Upamanyu is his innocence. The way he refrains from faking or pretending to be brash or cocky like other contemporary comedians, and most importantly he's not peachy... Wish you all the best Mr Upamanyu... You are a hero!
"idar ao papa zara idar ao... idar aao baat karni hai"
Fell off my chair!
"Chali gayi bhai chali gayi shit yaar"..😂😂😂😂
100th like
Itna pyr kia.phr b chli gai😂😂
@@aqsamalik9162 😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing
ARMYYYYYYY
AAAMMMMYYY!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜
3 videos and
more than 90k subscribes
he could become one of the best youtubers of India
if he will keep uploading new content
Trending Stuff Problem is not with standup comedians. Problem is people want free stuff. Not many will spend money on watching standups. People don't know that the comedian's life depends on it. There is an increase of people who will go to attend these shows. So that's good.
pranav basra crossed 100k 🔥
Sai Krishna which is the 4th one o.O ?
Free content right there , Indians are cheap :D
bring more
1:20 Chinese took it seriously
Chal chal lanna kam kr apda
"keede khane lag gaya" that was osm dude!!! i havent laughed this bad on a utube video....
"usne mujhe kaala bol diya" that tone 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mudit Chandolia 😂
😁😂😂😂
Andhera ho jayga dikhega bhi ni
Kyuki tu kala hai
04:53 sec me dekho 🤣🤣
Only four stand up comedies ???
This is not your age to get retired!! Come back.
Navi Mumbai ajao sister, he performs at Balaji Cinema.
@@omkarsawant7933 matlab har ladki ek to gf hoti hai ya sister.. hadd kar di yaar..
@@omkarsawant7933 record kr k upload kia kro
@@rameshshinde1193
Toh kya galat likh Deya Omkar ne
Kuch aur likh ta toh "me too" shuru kar dete tum Jese log
Ya, right!
His jokes never gets old ❤️
Yeah 😁😁😁
@@babyshree... Yeah 👍
If a Brahmin committed adultery or rape, he was only fined (Manu Smriti VIII.385). However if a Shudra had sexual intercourse with a Brahmin woman, he was to be put to death whether the act was consensual or not (Vashishtha Dharmashastra 21.1). If a Brahmin abuses a Shudra, he has to pay a small fine (Manu Smriti VIII. 268) or nothing at all (Gautam Dharma Sutra XII.10). But in the reverse case, the tongue of a Shudra was to be cut off (Manu Smriti VIII. 270).
If a Brahmin committed adultery or rape, he was only fined (Manu Smriti VIII.385). However if a Shudra had sexual intercourse with a Brahmin woman, he was to be put to death whether the act was consensual or not (Vashishtha Dharmashastra 21.1). If a Brahmin abuses a Shudra, he has to pay a small fine (Manu Smriti VIII. 268) or nothing at all (Gautam Dharma Sutra XII.10). But in the reverse case, the tongue of a Shudra was to be cut off (Manu Smriti VIII. 270).
@@Bharatwasi7 so.....😒
1:25, at this moment, A son has potential to scold his dad😂😂😂😂
Abhishek Upmanyu and Anubhav Singh Bassi🔥
What about akash gupta
And what about Zakir khan
@@magmadevil1127 yrr bas mujhe na lagta he uska name hi famous he mana unhone bahut pehle se chalu kr di thi pr that sakht launda iski wajah se hi famous he wrna jane kitte comdeiadn he bahut
btw sab bdiya he
@@tanu___8578 yeh bahut achi bat kahi apne
@@magmadevil1127 hmm mujhe pata he 😂😂
1:32 that man laugh is like prioner op only bhatt fan would know
This is my 12th time that I'm watching this video..
Akela hai??
BOHOT 😂😂
Rezina Singla SAME HAHAHAHAH
that ws the best line.. 🤣🤣
Bahoot
Rezina Singla exactly.. Me too.. Donno the count but more than 6 or 7 times
Maine toh 14 bar dekhli...naya vedio kab dalegA?😠
From the research that I just did, you are the second most viewed stand-up comic of India, second to Kenny.
I love your dialog delivery, YOU ARE THE BEST!
साला चूतिया what about biswa...!!
durg3sh even more than Biswa... His most popular stand-up performance has 1.4 million views
Abhishek has 2.2 million
I think Zakir Khan's videos have over 3 million views. But still, I think this guy is very good.
Issac Sakata oooo I just looked him up. He has almost 5 million on his most popular video... *impressed Obama face*
that is because biswa stopped uploading videos like a year ago
Is that Sorabh Pant laughing his ass off near the camera mic? Sounds like him.. Great content Abhimanyu!! Keep it up!
I think so too
If you go to EIC page and go to pant's standup he told the same chote ladke wala joke it was ditto same damn
Devansh Pandya I actually thought that it was Rohan Joshi , he laughs the same way.
Devansh Pandya yes man!
Abhishek Upmanyu**
2:28 that man laugh is like prisoner op from bhatt
3:38 Bhai bandi ke kya masudey they yaar!!!...😂😂😂😂👍
🤣😂😂
Can anyone please tell me what is mean by masoode....I really don't know .....thanks🙂
@@bhanuprasad5262 teeth
@@fizadivekar2509 thank you
@@bhanuprasad5262 Gums
kya masoode the yaar 😂😂😂
Oye Hoye Hoye Oye ..
sorry for my ignorance. my Hindi is not very good. What does masoode mean. tried googling it without success
Ghanamrut Marathe It means gums of ur teeth .. He showed it in gestures also..😁😁
hehe masoode...i have to work on it...
any new videos? keep uploading
so funny hahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The thing is Abhishek don't just tell jokes. He also acts with them. His way of telling jokes makes him stand apart from other comedians. Other comedian do only comedy. They don't feel the joke themselves. They just tell it and expect people to laugh.
Exactly. His expressions when telling them is like icing on the cake. That straight face and disgusted face he makes🤣 oh god
Respect your parents because of 46 chromosome they gave you
Bro it's a joke don't take the joke seriously 😅
You should not respect for absolutely the same reason... Just joking 😃
which he never asked for. He doesn't have a option😂
Can't stop laughing.. Its midnight and i am laughing hard and my mom came to my room worried and she said beta zindagi mai kuch bhi problem hogi tu mujhse share kar sakta hai.. 😂
Ujjawal babbar
😶😶😅😅
Ujjawal babbar u8th uu8
Ujjawal babbar u8u
Saumya Mishra u
Uyu
2:36 you didn't ask why you should respect women?
Controversy nhi karni na nhi toh saare "feminists" sarr khane lag jaayenge.
A genuine question!
I believe we should respect them who deserves respect and who respects you as well irrespective of gender or age
The game of stand-up is natural it's all about your sense of humor 😅
Every time I wanna laugh..
I watch him... no matter how many times have you watched... he is damn funny !! salute man 😇
same here..😂😂
Divya Kumari ben 10 jacket. cool
Siddharth Y 😆
mee alsoo
true that
Kaha ho bhai... Ek hi video kitni baar ghuma ghuma ke dekhu.. 😂😂
Puneet Tiwari same here bro even I have been doin' the same thing!
It's my 6th time 😂😂😂Bhai naye videos upload Nahi krta
Ravi Kumar Tiwari yes brother we don't have any other option..
Flyin G Han yrr jinme talent hai vo upload hi nhi karte baki sabko apan dekhte nhi.. 😂
Me too bro
Papa: Tum subah uthke to dekho yaar
Abhishek: Nahi utha to?
Papa: Daant mein keede lag jaaenge.
Fact: No one is watching this video for the first time.
kyo bhai me toh dekh raha hu
@@Priyansh-xs1im yeah biro me too😂
Here i am for the first time bro...koi to dekhega pehli bar,akhri bar hone se pehle😄
Pehli baar dekhega toh hi doosri baar dekhoge
1. Abhishek Upmanyu
2. Anubhav Singh Bassi
3. Akash Gupta
Harsh gujral
Munavar Farouqi
#AAA
I just love the sarcasm in your tone..😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
apoorva choumal sarcasm ka matlab??
Gautam Kumar vyangya in hindi 😂😂😂
GOOGLE ITT. :)
apoorva choumal you'r gorgeous yr 😉
apoorva chouma
I swear this was the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. This was just perfect. You did an appreciative performance.
Downloaded this for exam season :)
I bet find any channel on RUclips with only 3 videos with 90k+ subscribers.....
And the best part is the all 3 videos almost around 15 mins only......hell....🤘🤘
please make in Delhi....
Kapil Mittal Pewdiepie's 2nd channel no video and over a million subs and that piece of shit deleted it.
this guy and the low budget satya show deserve atleast a million subs best indian utubers imo.
watch gradeaundera...... he is also a British Indian........ considered one of the most creative youtuber.
grade a under a creative? seriously? He and Leafy leeched off Keemstar, if you want a decent RUclipsr of Indian origin, there is HonorTheCall and of course iiSuperwomanii but not gradeAunderA
Bhai jaldi upload karro apni videos. I am addicted to you now. You are awesome.
I mean addicted to your comedy
bhai pura naam likh G Singh se dimag mein g string hi ata hai
Hahaha
I understand
I would love to pay and come and watch it live. Only if I lived in India. Sadly. Next time I m in India I would actually make time for Mumbai.
Abhishek, you are most underrated comedian. Your Puns are much stronger than rest of the comedians. Man you are one of the best Stand Up Comedian, one can witness.
JackOfAll lol 3 vids over 4m views 100k+ subs he is not underrated at all he's the best.
There was not a single pun. Do you know what pun is?
not under rated!..he is new and emerging! he is already more funnier than those guys at SnG or EIC(except Khatri)!!
maybe he's the next Biswa Kalyan???
#Biswa
anjali wapas aao please. yaad h narangi khaate the garam dudh ke sath. aur tamanna aunty ke samne nariyal ke khaal chabate the. aur wo humara SSC ke exam ke liye dhulandinagar ke zoo me us harambe ko khana khilate the. lekin logo ne mujhse harambe bhi cheen liya aur tu bhi harami ho gayi. ok sorry ye galti se ikh diya. wapas aao please. main harambe aur anjali, mil baithenge chaar yaar.
That "keede" part had me laughing always no matter how many times I see it 🤣🤣
kal exam hai..... pr notification me dekha tera naya video aya hai..... ab bolo kisse raha jayega😂😂
Meet Patel me too
Meet Patel meri bhi Bhai ..Gujarat boards exam ki maa ki akah !
ENorK TV mai to cbse vala hu😶😶... aur kal SST hai😭😭😭
Meet Patel mera bhi kal se start ho raha hay exams...... but west bengal boards😂
Toh 5 min mai kya ukhad leta waise bhi!
Me:"Like this button👇👇"
People:"Why?"
Me: "Varna Dant mein kide pad jayenge"
Idhar aana sameer idhar aana😂😂
😂😂😂😂🤣
😂😂
@@tobibfergomagomedov5175 😂
😄😄
His dressing style has improved now.
Ayush Das kuch log bewre hi acche lagte h
He’s a married man now
@@davej3952 kuch bhi??
@@meenakshisharma6482 yes..he is married to another standup comedian urooja ashfaq
@@vighneshrajendrabhosale4070 kb yaar?🤣 Ye kb hua?
Kon kon 2023 me dekh raha ha like marro
His way of delivering jokes that is just mind blowing.
“ Idhar aao papa , zara idhar aao “
I'm sitting in front of my saying I'm studying but reality is I'm seeing your video and controlling my laugh 😂😂😅😅
Parhlai Bhai cbse ka result relatives poochnay ain gai.
@@hassanasif2418 kon ho
Who's watching it again in 2023
3:13 Woh aawaaz ! 😂😂😂
3:38 “Yaar bandi ke kya masoode the yaar.....oye hoye hoye” 😂😂
2019 anyone???
20199999
@@interestingworld1702 2020
2019, 2020....2051
In 2020, watching again..
2020
0:56 ''Achha Mai ek baar chhota tha '' 😂😂 bhai tum sirf ek hi baar chhota tha bancho hame toh pta hi nhi tha 😁😁
Some lady in the audience is making all the jokes 2x funnier 😂😂
3:55 😂😂😂 that background sound😂😂😂😂
It's 2 am and I can't stop watching these videos! He's really funny!!!! 😅😂
Me too
Acha..
I am watching it at 3am😅
Same is happening with me
Mee toooo!!!
Some legends are watching during online class
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Sir apne itne shows kiye h par itni kaam video apke channel par ???