Delhi, Mumbai & Rich People | Stand-up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Jokes about moving to Mumbai from Delhi, Rich People, and Helping the Poor. Hope you enjoy it.
Credits:
Shot by - Karan Asnani, Karan Kundnani & Sandeep Mishra
Shot at - Canvas Laugh Club (22nd Oct, 2016)
Edited by - Abhishek Upmanyu & Nanak Bhatia
Sound Recording: Bharat Leppard
Sound Mixing and Mastering - Sohail Gandhi (Tuning Fork Studios)
Written & Performed by - Abhishek Upmanyu
"Arre dekho Nani jaa rhi hai"
"Dhakka maar pizza milega"
And I rolled off my bed.......
Sachhh
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??
Tuhi toh nani nhinhaina😏
Semmmm 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tomorrow is my exam and I am watching This.
Kitna Ganda Aadmi hu mai yaar.
Lol
Me too
Same here
Mee to lol 😂😆
Yehi baate to baad mein ayaad ayengi😂 jab result ayega ki padlete to 10 20 number jada ata.
This was the first stand up comedy video I had seen ...my Boyfriend showed me this ...it's been 3 years to my breakup and I still miss him ... whenever I miss him , I watch this video ... Arpit I don't know if you will ever read this msg but I still miss you 😔
How did you broke up?
@@oogway5472 Ye lo... ab batao divorce lawyer ko detail mein😂
@@oogway5472 kyuki upmanyu ke vdo ke baad isne sunil pal ka vdo recommend kra tha
Hi Shristhi
😂 aab tu kon he be , arpit ka bhai @@jeetiam
Who is here after his new video to compare how he looked before\after😂
vaishnav vasudevan meeee🙋♀️😂😂😂😂
huge difference in personality
Me
He looks better than now
mene kiya h ab handsome ho gya h londa
the way he deliver the words . perfect
Ohh gandu
@@praveensharma9768 🤦🤷🏽♂️
As someone from delhi who's moved to bombay, I can say that this is 100% true
bagelho1e With due respect It's Mumbai not bombay and Welcome
Kshirsagar Amol Smartass 😤
@@kshirsagaramol6211 Leave it bro some peeps are British brainwashed so they like to call Mumbai Bombay we'll continue to say Mumbai as locals
It's Mumbai,not Bombay.
My Fav part Start from 1:10 and then on 1:35 "kitna Ganda aadmi hu Mai.." it's the best dialogue..😂😂
South mumbaikar 😂😂😂.. We can relate
Wo dekho Naniji ja rhi h
Dhakka maar pizza milegaa..😂😂
Farhana Qureshi wow fantastic
Farhana Qureshi wasseypur se ho
Tahir khan
Mumbai
@@farhanaqureshi8645 I kiss u
😂😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘🤘❤❤❤❤❤❤
Chotuuuuu sa lgta ha mjy ye😂😂❤❤🤗🤗🤗🤗
After his new video 😂🔥
just here for only this comment
'After new video'
To check his old look
Hiii shruti
Bestest of all 5:00- 5:22 😂😂😂
Directioner!!!!!!!!! 💜💜
@@eyexha yeah 🌹
Nice dp sis!! Directioners are everywhere!
@@pravallikachalla9326 yupp 😍
hey abhishek... i m ur huge fan ...n the way u convey it...it is soo nice... keep up ur great work... n really like when u smile while cracking jokes ......eagerly waiting for your more videos..
Legendary performance 😭😭😭
Ye aadmi tabaah kar dega 😂😂😂
Old Delhi Films tu v taabah kar phir....:D
aag laga dega ye :D
no vdo is better than this vdo on utube stand up
😂😂😂
Old Delhi Films waqai yaar hahahaha
Anyone in 2024
Bore hora tha..old time comedy yaad aa gayi
@@gamea-live6392apka profile bhi 🤣 funny
Ya yaa ya😂
No
yeah!
"Paise to honge iske pass, paise toh sab pass hote hai".
"Isko shayad cab ka na pata ho".. Epic👌👌😂😂😂
Sachme Bhai😂
🤣🤣
That was awesome
yarr mai India se nahi hu isliye nahi pata
ek bat batao
keya sachme south bombay ke ladki log aise hote hai?
Hahaha gajab
Ye pakka engineer hai:)
chemical
Tanay Kumar i also from chemical 😎
Soham Patankar i am in 3rd year ...
Which college, which country?
Soham Patankar India Lol 😂😂 ......
Your accent surely adds alot to the humour level!
u mean the Delhi accent? hehe
As someone said,"comedy isn't a guy saying funny things,its a funny guy saying just 'things'.
*"Your"
Your*
Yass he is the goodest
Abhi: are you from Bombay?
Girl: no im from south Bombay
Abhi: abbey salley....
😂😂
@@rudrathakkar1146 oh Bhai, mujhe nhi pata tha ispe itne likes aa Gaye h😅
😂
@@yashgupta1724 bro you sus😂
@@RahulKumar-xm9cl noo I was in electrical 🙄🙄
"Jabse bombay aya hun 40 uncle ko kiss kr chuka...."
*"baad me yahi baaein to yaad ayegi"* 😂
😂(his this video is my fav)
Moment banana zaroori he, chahe gaadi hi kyu na thok do!
My fav video
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Moment bana rahay hain. 😂
Imagine the girl at the airport is watching this 🤣
Might be fictitious
..
Made up story i guess
Which girl bro?
@@revtijadhav8497 videos to dekha kro pura😄
@@ashishhkumarr994 hai dekh liya pata cha gaya! 🤗😄
I've watched this almost 15-20 times, whenever i am out of videos or can't decide what to see, i directly enter standup in search and see this video. Never get bored of it❤️
💙💙💙😘😘😘
@@oceanicblue3773 gay or wott??
Abey padhai likhai karo ias yas bano desh sambhalo
Maine vidmate se download karke pc me rakhi hui hai...🤣🤣
@@raviff769 pppp
"Aise to mujhe New York ka rasta pata hai" Hilarious 😂😂😂
1st reply
@@kanika_j 🥇
@@ancient9182 yay
😂😂
Thanks. This part I understood now after you wrote 🙏
Abhishek :- " Mumbai mein sare sadak pe so rahenn "
Le selmon bhoi :- write that down , write that down 😂😂
Charles the french
Selmon bhoi - Footpath is lubh ❤️
@@guneetpoplee995 yes
*take them down**
Underrated 😂🥤
3:51 Spain jao or money heist kro bank looto 😂
You are the next big thing in Comedy..
Tech Inc. Agreed
i second that!
Nope, Kenny Sebastian is the best !!
Nahh!!
Kenny who BC ?
4:16 true delhi me garibi dikhti ni hai 😅🥲.
" My name is Abhishek and i am from Delhi "
Audience: wohooooooo
Chandler Bing : No woohooing No Woohooing!
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jb wo joey ki sister ke sath sex keta fur dusre din bhul jata h which sister 🤣🤣
@@asimehtasham3083 exactly 😂✌🏼
And he said in another vid ki he's from Chandigarh
He's actually from Chandigarh
I have watched this one 20 times now and still
Whenever he says "Abe paise he toh Saari problem hai"
It feels so deeply
Me too
"Paise hoote sabke paas..."
I thought he would say
"Par dikhata koi naiiiii...."😂😂😂
3 idiots chatur ki speech 😂😂
Epic😂
😂😂😂
St....I mean dhan
deta****
Tomorrow is my exam and I am watching This.
Kitna Ganda Aadmi hu mai yaar.
same
Impulse action attack me 🤣
Nidhi Chaudhary hello
Nidhi Chaudhary hello
Nhi degi
Fuck off
N ur beauty attack men😅
"Talwar maar denge....."
"Metro mein talwar leke kaise aaya tu?"
😂😂😂
Inbuilt talwar I guess lol
Karunesh Talwar
Please visit NCR ,noida, tugalkabaad metro station you'll find guns, drugs and swords. Too
800 liked by me
@@shambosaha9727 n
* Sorry? Iska answer to aata hi nahi mujhe* Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
Tamanna Chaudhary zesex
Anyone in 2050?
Lekin bhai abhi to 2076 chal raha hai tu abhi 2050 me kya kar raha hai
@@VIP-VINAYAK teri young mummy se milne aaya hu
@@abhishekkabadi8884 ohho phir mere papa ko apni mummy se milte hue dekh kar r@ndi Rona na kriyo MDC 👍
Tf? Ye kya chutyaap chal rha comment mei?
@@VIP-VINAYAK gajab line tha guru 👍😁
His facial expressions and way of telling is its USP
oh achha? achha hua bata diya. tum nahi batate toh humein pata hi nahi chalta 😌
USP???
USP🙄¿¿¿
@@thevoid8544 Ur Sexy Propaganda (USP)
Thank u,good man.
Boy : Are you from BOMBAY ?
Girl : Nah, I'm from SOUTH BOMBAY!
*Hilarious*
Anurag Tiwari I'm from South Bombay. And, I'm not rich. lol.
Doveranalyst then how do you get to Nasik?🤔
Doveranalyst 😂 😂 😂 good one
Actually I didn't get that joke
People from South Bombay are usually rich and when asked where you from they will specifically say South Bombay to drive the point they are rich and high class
This guy is a meme material 😂😂😂😂
E.g:
1. kya bola tune...
2. Kya hi kr loge
He is not a material, he is a person 😤
he is a comedian i think
@@jashajain911 q
@@jashajain911 women🍵
"Wo dekho nani ji ja rahi hai dhakka mar pizza milega"
😂😂😂
This line is epic 😂
2:52
Ye kaisa solution hai ??? Aise toh mujhe Newyork ka rasta pata hai😂😂😂
👍👍👍
Yaa😂😂
Subtitles likh de sare
"Are you from bombay?
Noh, i'm from SOUTH BOMBAY "😂😂😂😂 hilarious
yeah
U frm south bombay too ..??
sara ifteqar lol
I'm from South side of West Bengal 😂😂😂
hahahhahah
Nobody can beat the level of comedy done by Abhishek Bhai. We love you Abhishek bhaiiiii
@Firebolt no he is not, he is one dimensional only nostalgic
@Firebolt sbki apni opinion h i respect tht, zakir bhi accha h mujhe abhishek zyada hasata h
Biswa kalyan can
Bau kadam
zakir khan, dave chappelle
aisa kuch naam suna hai kya
1:12 that sorry reaction was sooo funny 😂😂😂😂
Me to every question after writing my name class roll no in exam
1:24
Lol
💯
1:38 kitna ganda admi hu mein 😂😂
I come after seeing Instagram memes
He single-handedly destroyed zoya Akhtar's whole damn career.
hey abhishek.. huge fan from pakistan here.. your stand ups are hilarious AF.. the znmd bit was too good.. i feel like you're the next big thing.. keep up the great work..
Arsalan Khan inki audience bht supportive hai.. wAllah.
ketan saamant Sex
Asem Jawaid india me talent ko support bohat milta hai.. thnx
Thanks no one is talking rubbish. Thats the best part about comedy, everyone enjoys it.
Tell me what a Pakistani has to do with Delhi and Mumbai
Me: Teri to😬😬😬
Uncle: sorry Bhai!!!!
Me: iska jawaab to ata hi no meko!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
wo dekho nani g ja rahi hain dhakka maro pizza milega......
Lloyd Christmas That was too good and so relatable.
Doveranalyst what the what? 😳 relatable?
+MegaAsh1996 Evening' ppxml. .lwyi gh rt Dr cyst
Doveranalyst hii
Lloyd Christmas oh shit I read this as I was watching the video exactly
"Naniji jaa raha hai dhakka maar pizza milega" dude this line is outstanding 😂😂😂
Abhishek Upmanyu ...Massive Respect bro...you have a pronounced lisp and yet youve overcome it and have this massive confidence and talent to come up with content thats not from your birthplace, delhi and yet you are charming Mumbai audiences.. amazing.. best wishes and hope you do great in all your endeavours
satyajh what is a lisp?
Prince Vegeta totala
Prince Vegeta his enunciation of the sound "sss" is different than normal
ya n actually it makes his speaking style even more cool .
LISP is a programming language used in Artificial Intelligence
how many of you have watched this before nd still watching it again ?
Manoj Rawat again n again 😍
Manoj Rawat pu
Shezz Ahm nbmnnnku
Manoj Rawat me
Me too
"Tujhe kya lagta he? Hume idea nhi aaya kbi Europe ghoomne ka"
Epic★★
Watched it so many times, still hilarious, what a guy 😂😂😂😂
'Are u from mumbai
?'
"no I'm from South Bombay " 😂😂
lol
No one has presented the difference between rich, middle class & poor in such a subtle way. Abhishek you are much more than a stand up comedian, who has observed life very closely. Hats off to you
you're late you said you will upload on 16th :/
16 means 24 in india
Anshuman Madhav hahahaha
Anshuman Madhav didn't get that joke :P
GP that means in India everything is always late.....
GP jaj
0:42 "Sale Talwar mar denge tujhe" 🤣🤣🤣
arre bhai matlab aap toh gayab hi hoyage internet sensation banke
Ha yaar
In the glorious words of esteemed comedian mallika dua - *sensashiyon*
Pras Lye 😂😂😂
paise kama rha hai new jokes pe , sab kuch youtube pe nhi dala jata
Rahul Gopalakrishnan bhai likhne me time lagta he bohot 😂
your problem was "lack of money" probably but she thought you had "lakhs of money" 🤣🤣
1:56 my phone fell off my hands 😂
Ha Bhai kaishi lagi 🤣
The host lady was more excited than the audience
Hii
🤣🤣
😂
Her voice is really nice and powerful. The way she said upmanyu 🔥🔥
@@ABC-op2nz she is aditi mittal i guess
Who else was eagerly waiting for his another standup video...this guy is amazing 😉
2050.... and we're still waiting
Nitish Sharma haha
this guy is better than kanan,zakir and kenny
wolf unleashed he is Gud bt nt better thn Kenny😇
wolf unleashed Kenny is the best..
nothing's better than zakir Khan
he is good but they r grt.....i'll alwys respect d humour of Zakir , kenny ,abish , atul khatri n all..
wolf unleashed abe Zakir ko kaha ghussa rha h. Uska style lag hi h
The way he deliver jokes is awesome.every time i watched his jokes makes stomach pain laughing too much
Watching this again n again never feels boring😂😂
Riya Biebs where you from 😂😂?
RiYa BiEbS me too watching second time.
Hmmmmm it's not boring👌👌👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍
RiYa BiEbS yess correct❤
RiYa BiEbS obv=???
The only guy..who deserves this stage..😘💖
Tom Cruise sr8
Tom Cruise yes bro, his comedy is actually funny.
Tom Cruise f
Bhai ...zakir.khan ....Gupta ji ...inhe bi search kro
@@tri55441 zakir chutiya hai... har baar same topic
sheher ki ladkiya vs desi ladke... iske alawa or kuch suna hai usse?
Are you from Bombay?? No i am from south Bombay??🤗🤗🤗😎😎🤣🤣
@@thennt912 thats not a joke.. it's an insult to every women...
He's not🖕🏻
@@CK30585 I think woman take every insult as sexist woman had also cursed me like randwa and some others like bhairoi manaas khaani please stop being sexist
@@CK30585 how is that an insult to a women
@@NTIS-DHARMIK read the comment of "The Nnt".
Tujhe kya lagta hmein idea ni aya Euorpe ghumne ka ??😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hiii alka..I love you yaar.. Can we talk on WhatsApp??
@Sohan Bhowmik ...tere se ek level niche
@@AnkitYadav-dz9kt #saste nashe
@@AnkitYadav-dz9kt thirsty sale
Chlo ghumte h
karunesh talwar has a strong challenge
Ashwini Sharma ye bollywood nahi hai bhai.alag alag slots hai sabke paas and they are a very supportive communtiy ...standup comedy abhi relatively naya field hai to yaha jalan aur irshya jaisi bhavnaae abhi aai nahi hai
Karunesh is doing stand-ups before 2012. He appeared in AIB podcast ep 9 or so. He started to upload now.
Ashwini Sharma
Tushar Patel Are the AIB podcasts available anywhere?
Ashwini Sharma karun esh suxks
4:03 life in a line 🙏🏻
You earned a subscriber at 'Nah... I'm from South Bombay' 😂 Suuuper!!
I'm already watching this 20th time since this was uploaded
Abhishek you rock😎😍
Tehreem shaikh kyu pehli baar me samajh nahi aaya kya 😂😂😂
I'm surprised ki no one wrote their whatsapp number or phone number below this comment 😂
Desh sudhar rha hai... Bobs and vagene type ke log kam ho rhe hai.
Tehreem shaikh
Hello
Lo aa gaya ek 😂
Jebaz Raja hahaha thats right bro, there's still plenty of room for development.
when life gives you Abhishek .
Be Abhishek Upmanyu
Not Abhishek Bachan
This should be the case with everything
I'll prefer abhishek bachan.
K give me a reason why not to be Abhishek bacchan ? He's got better acting skills incase u didn't watch Guru and probably better than Salman but the thing is people r sheeps in India , they say what Others say. No use of their own mind if they've.
When life gives you Abhishek marry aish 😂😂🤣
Lol
Yaar Delhi k log itne bhi Bure nahi hote🥺😂
2 videos, 70k subscribers.... he himself can take on aib and bb in some time😜
In 4 months he went from 70k to 256k with only 1 more video. Awesome guy..
Akshay Desai 311k, 17.08.2017
Now it's 341k and with the same 3 videos
ye kabhi bhi bb ko takkar nahi de sakta hai.
Akshay Desai 450k now
4:27 happiest man in this world: salman khan
😂😂😂😂Seriously
😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
Selmon Bhoi
😂😂😂😂
@@gauravchavan6785 salmon boi
I missed the old Abhishek so I came here straight after his new video in new avatar...
Robindrosong
Yahi to yaad ayengi ab
Sorry!!! Iska answer to nhi ata mujhe..😂😂
He's the best stand up comedian.....incredible 🔥
spain jao tomatino khelo....etne toh paise nhi hai.....ha toh fir machudao..😂😂😂 fadd yrr😂
best expressive actor and comedian u r by me...luv u bro😊😀😜😜
true. he's the best :)
shubham diwan .
😂😂😂 omg he's supertalented.... His expression and way of saying is superb
yeh to definitely engineer hi hoga 😂😂
1:49 : Thank you Bhaisaab
Abhishek upmanyu is chhota papon
Hahaha
Yes I also agree with you
HE IS FIRST ABHISKEK UPMANYU
Lamba papon 😝
LOOK AT HIM NOW, THAT'S WHAT IS CALLED TRANSFORMATTION.
Paisa hi toh sabse badi cheez hai.. Tab ye gareeb thaab ye paiso n khelta hai toh transformation toh hoga hi... 😂😂
I liked his earlier version.. it was very funny!!😂
1M subscribers with just 6 videos .. This show how much pplz want to watch you :D
6 nahi 4 hai
hehe the way you speak is more epic. vo aur bhi zyada joke ko acha bnadeta hai 😂😂😂😂 maza agaya keep it up abhishek I wan't more videos from you.
Somebody give this man a one hour special !
I can say I was here when abhishek had only 2 videos now he is a comedy star.
yah now 3 videos😂!
I am finding out these comedians with less subscribers are actually simply funnier.
Ameya Benare ...watch my channel
"Dhakka maar .. Pizza milega" Laughter guaranteed even after watching it n times .. 😂😂
Sneha Shashidhar absolutely sneha
Abhishek's glow up is amazing ❤️💯
I have seen this video for almost 20 times now in this month.... And i can't stop laughing everytime.. It's a mood booster. 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes... Very true
I am so lucky that I saw this show live :-)
Ameeth Kumar kitna bada show tha
3 years ago and still it's refreshing.
And also this breathtaking lady in the beginning -
_Please put your hands together for ABHISHEK UPMANYUUUUUUU_
Babu Bhaiya be like : "tu jarur gunda banega"😂😂😂😂😂😂