Delhi, Mumbai & Rich People | Stand-up Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @rohangarg8287
    @rohangarg8287 4 года назад +1196

    I have watched this one 20 times now and still
    Whenever he says "Abe paise he toh Saari problem hai"
    It feels so deeply

  • @anrch465
    @anrch465 5 лет назад +10457

    "Paise to honge iske pass, paise toh sab pass hote hai".
    "Isko shayad cab ka na pata ho".. Epic👌👌😂😂😂

    • @rishikesh3590
      @rishikesh3590 5 лет назад +31

      Sachme Bhai😂

    • @yazminsodhi7851
      @yazminsodhi7851 4 года назад +13

      🤣🤣

    • @PDBisht
      @PDBisht 4 года назад +6

      That was awesome

    • @ridwan_z
      @ridwan_z 4 года назад +9

      yarr mai India se nahi hu isliye nahi pata
      ek bat batao
      keya sachme south bombay ke ladki log aise hote hai?

    • @kunalgadhavimickey
      @kunalgadhavimickey 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha gajab

  • @aniruddhkubal2936
    @aniruddhkubal2936 7 лет назад +8918

    Your accent surely adds alot to the humour level!

    • @nepal9211
      @nepal9211 7 лет назад +87

      u mean the Delhi accent? hehe

    • @sarthaksadani4036
      @sarthaksadani4036 7 лет назад +198

      As someone said,"comedy isn't a guy saying funny things,its a funny guy saying just 'things'.

    • @Shay-wm9sx
      @Shay-wm9sx 5 лет назад +25

      *"Your"

    • @ChinmayLive
      @ChinmayLive 5 лет назад +10

      Your*

    • @lucid1034
      @lucid1034 5 лет назад +4

      Yass he is the goodest

  • @nishantkhopkar4994
    @nishantkhopkar4994 3 года назад +1119

    I've watched this almost 15-20 times, whenever i am out of videos or can't decide what to see, i directly enter standup in search and see this video. Never get bored of it❤️

    • @oceanicblue3773
      @oceanicblue3773 3 года назад +3

      💙💙💙😘😘😘

    • @raviff769
      @raviff769 3 года назад +3

      @@oceanicblue3773 gay or wott??

    • @omshah9282
      @omshah9282 2 года назад +1

      Abey padhai likhai karo ias yas bano desh sambhalo

    • @niraj9896
      @niraj9896 2 года назад +1

      Maine vidmate se download karke pc me rakhi hui hai...🤣🤣

    • @laxmituljapure2462
      @laxmituljapure2462 Год назад

      ​@@raviff769 pppp

  • @anshika3831
    @anshika3831 4 года назад +447

    No one has presented the difference between rich, middle class & poor in such a subtle way. Abhishek you are much more than a stand up comedian, who has observed life very closely. Hats off to you

  • @hemanthnayak889
    @hemanthnayak889 4 года назад +4537

    Abhishek :- " Mumbai mein sare sadak pe so rahenn "
    Le selmon bhoi :- write that down , write that down 😂😂

  • @varunkhattar1263
    @varunkhattar1263 4 года назад +7069

    His facial expressions and way of telling is its USP

    • @muscoloitaliano
      @muscoloitaliano 4 года назад +97

      oh achha? achha hua bata diya. tum nahi batate toh humein pata hi nahi chalta 😌

    • @thevoid8544
      @thevoid8544 3 года назад +20

      USP???

    • @Pmusrf
      @Pmusrf 3 года назад +14

      USP🙄¿¿¿

    • @muscoloitaliano
      @muscoloitaliano 3 года назад +54

      @@thevoid8544 Ur Sexy Propaganda (USP)

    • @sandippaul468
      @sandippaul468 3 года назад +5

      Thank u,good man.

  • @stardust2270
    @stardust2270 2 года назад +106

    This was the first stand up comedy video I had seen ...my Boyfriend showed me this ...it's been 3 years to my breakup and I still miss him ... whenever I miss him , I watch this video ... Arpit I don't know if you will ever read this msg but I still miss you 😔

    • @oogway5472
      @oogway5472 2 года назад +1

      How did you broke up?

    • @sarshad3460
      @sarshad3460 Год назад +28

      @@oogway5472 Ye lo... ab batao divorce lawyer ko detail mein😂

    • @shrikrushna_0
      @shrikrushna_0 Год назад +8

      @@oogway5472 kyuki upmanyu ke vdo ke baad isne sunil pal ka vdo recommend kra tha

    • @jeetiam
      @jeetiam Год назад

      Hi Shristhi

    • @VeriFied-i6t
      @VeriFied-i6t Месяц назад

      😂 aab tu kon he be , arpit ka bhai ​@@jeetiam

  • @ancient9182
    @ancient9182 4 года назад +6232

    "Aise to mujhe New York ka rasta pata hai" Hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @kanika_j
      @kanika_j 3 года назад +8

      1st reply

    • @ancient9182
      @ancient9182 3 года назад +14

      @@kanika_j 🥇

    • @kanika_j
      @kanika_j 3 года назад +2

      @@ancient9182 yay

    • @Fizz893
      @Fizz893 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @ninakareem4651
      @ninakareem4651 2 года назад +2

      Thanks. This part I understood now after you wrote 🙏

  • @ayyushrajput
    @ayyushrajput 3 года назад +4778

    Tomorrow is my exam and I am watching This.
    Kitna Ganda Aadmi hu mai yaar.

  • @deltaonealpha
    @deltaonealpha 4 года назад +3559

    "Arre dekho Nani jaa rhi hai"
    "Dhakka maar pizza milega"
    And I rolled off my bed.......

  • @A_lilbit61587
    @A_lilbit61587 3 года назад +109

    3:51 Spain jao or money heist kro bank looto 😂

  • @AwaraBackpacker
    @AwaraBackpacker 6 лет назад +5397

    Nobody can beat the level of comedy done by Abhishek Bhai. We love you Abhishek bhaiiiii

  • @prakharjain5059
    @prakharjain5059 4 года назад +2747

    "Paise hoote sabke paas..."
    I thought he would say
    "Par dikhata koi naiiiii...."😂😂😂

  • @shinysanghvi6121
    @shinysanghvi6121 5 лет назад +1591

    2:52
    Ye kaisa solution hai ??? Aise toh mujhe Newyork ka rasta pata hai😂😂😂

  • @harshitapawar703
    @harshitapawar703 3 года назад +212

    1:12 that sorry reaction was sooo funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @AdarshPandeyFilms
    @AdarshPandeyFilms 7 лет назад +2976

    You are the next big thing in Comedy..

  • @yashgupta1724
    @yashgupta1724 4 года назад +2399

    Abhi: are you from Bombay?
    Girl: no im from south Bombay
    Abhi: abbey salley....

  • @devilboy4389
    @devilboy4389 5 лет назад +3855

    "Talwar maar denge....."
    "Metro mein talwar leke kaise aaya tu?"
    😂😂😂

  • @deepikabhukania1999
    @deepikabhukania1999 2 года назад +62

    4:03 life in a line 🙏🏻

  • @ss-ms8gc
    @ss-ms8gc 4 года назад +3894

    "Jabse bombay aya hun 40 uncle ko kiss kr chuka...."
    *"baad me yahi baaein to yaad ayegi"* 😂

    • @gurnoorsodhi7894
      @gurnoorsodhi7894 4 года назад +5

      😂(his this video is my fav)

    • @mayureshkonda5639
      @mayureshkonda5639 4 года назад +13

      Moment banana zaroori he, chahe gaadi hi kyu na thok do!

    • @vasavavinaynice9641
      @vasavavinaynice9641 4 года назад +2

      My fav video

    • @loveusong2399
      @loveusong2399 4 года назад +2

      You searching funny video check out this👌😎😎
      ruclips.net/video/fdXQcUYF5RM/видео.html

    • @emmakj5943
      @emmakj5943 4 года назад +4

      Moment bana rahay hain. 😂

  • @tanaykumar1824
    @tanaykumar1824 7 лет назад +10425

    Ye pakka engineer hai:)

    • @karanagarwal999
      @karanagarwal999 7 лет назад +339

      chemical

    • @predator577
      @predator577 7 лет назад +85

      Tanay Kumar i also from chemical 😎

    • @predator577
      @predator577 7 лет назад +38

      Soham Patankar i am in 3rd year ...

    • @sohampatankar65
      @sohampatankar65 7 лет назад +18

      Which college, which country?

    • @predator577
      @predator577 7 лет назад +39

      Soham Patankar India Lol 😂😂 ......

  • @olddelhifilms
    @olddelhifilms 7 лет назад +15918

    Ye aadmi tabaah kar dega 😂😂😂

  • @Rajesh-wh3pj
    @Rajesh-wh3pj 3 года назад +106

    "Naniji jaa raha hai dhakka maar pizza milega" dude this line is outstanding 😂😂😂

  • @Abhinay_Limbu
    @Abhinay_Limbu 4 года назад +3353

    Imagine the girl at the airport is watching this 🤣

  • @husnainahmad8261
    @husnainahmad8261 4 года назад +2328

    " My name is Abhishek and i am from Delhi "
    Audience: wohooooooo
    Chandler Bing : No woohooing No Woohooing!

    • @kunaldevsingh5514
      @kunaldevsingh5514 4 года назад +7

      😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @asimehtasham3083
      @asimehtasham3083 4 года назад +22

      Jb wo joey ki sister ke sath sex keta fur dusre din bhul jata h which sister 🤣🤣

    • @husnainahmad8261
      @husnainahmad8261 4 года назад +3

      @@asimehtasham3083 exactly 😂✌🏼

    • @AyushGupta-yj8jz
      @AyushGupta-yj8jz 4 года назад +3

      And he said in another vid ki he's from Chandigarh

    • @VS-ib6gd
      @VS-ib6gd 4 года назад +4

      He's actually from Chandigarh

  • @shreyastamhankar6535
    @shreyastamhankar6535 3 года назад +4677

    This guy is a meme material 😂😂😂😂

    • @MayurGirhale
      @MayurGirhale 2 года назад +44

      E.g:
      1. kya bola tune...
      2. Kya hi kr loge

    • @jashajain911
      @jashajain911 2 года назад +8

      He is not a material, he is a person 😤

    • @sirahmad
      @sirahmad 2 года назад +3

      he is a comedian i think

    • @daddytosif3276
      @daddytosif3276 2 года назад

      @@jashajain911 q

    • @IIT24Aspirant
      @IIT24Aspirant 2 года назад +10

      @@jashajain911 women🍵

  • @romansasankar6521
    @romansasankar6521 3 года назад +153

    The way he deliver jokes is awesome.every time i watched his jokes makes stomach pain laughing too much

  • @meettheartist5506
    @meettheartist5506 4 года назад +79

    3 years ago and still it's refreshing.
    And also this breathtaking lady in the beginning -
    _Please put your hands together for ABHISHEK UPMANYUUUUUUU_

  • @zohaibahmed838
    @zohaibahmed838 7 лет назад +459

    the way he deliver the words . perfect

  • @bagelho1e205
    @bagelho1e205 7 лет назад +580

    As someone from delhi who's moved to bombay, I can say that this is 100% true

    • @kshirsagaramol6211
      @kshirsagaramol6211 6 лет назад +16

      bagelho1e With due respect It's Mumbai not bombay and Welcome

    • @jxy_krishnan
      @jxy_krishnan 6 лет назад +3

      Kshirsagar Amol Smartass 😤

    • @kdjoshi726
      @kdjoshi726 2 года назад +1

      @@kshirsagaramol6211 Leave it bro some peeps are British brainwashed so they like to call Mumbai Bombay we'll continue to say Mumbai as locals

    • @heenakudu9512
      @heenakudu9512 2 года назад +3

      It's Mumbai,not Bombay.

  • @ZahidHUSSAIN-ju9cu
    @ZahidHUSSAIN-ju9cu 3 года назад +70

    4:16 true delhi me garibi dikhti ni hai 😅🥲.

  • @Zeus-cy2fu
    @Zeus-cy2fu 5 лет назад +333

    "Tujhe kya lagta he? Hume idea nhi aaya kbi Europe ghoomne ka"
    Epic★★

  • @tejasodhwani6651
    @tejasodhwani6651 6 лет назад +2053

    The only guy..who deserves this stage..😘💖

    • @sunilbairwa4930
      @sunilbairwa4930 6 лет назад +1

      Tom Cruise sr8

    • @flickhunter8900
      @flickhunter8900 6 лет назад +6

      Tom Cruise yes bro, his comedy is actually funny.

    • @owaisazmi7846
      @owaisazmi7846 6 лет назад

      Tom Cruise f

    • @tri55441
      @tri55441 6 лет назад +10

      Bhai ...zakir.khan ....Gupta ji ...inhe bi search kro

    • @leviackerman9882
      @leviackerman9882 6 лет назад +3

      @@tri55441 zakir chutiya hai... har baar same topic
      sheher ki ladkiya vs desi ladke... iske alawa or kuch suna hai usse?

  • @vaishnavvasudevan2628
    @vaishnavvasudevan2628 5 лет назад +7390

    Who is here after his new video to compare how he looked before\after😂

  • @ashutosh6342
    @ashutosh6342 Год назад +21

    5 years still same vibe same smile no change. After 5 years it will give same smile to my face.

  • @thenidhichaudhary
    @thenidhichaudhary 7 лет назад +2271

    Impulse action attack me 🤣

  • @bizlegal
    @bizlegal 7 лет назад +785

    Who else was eagerly waiting for his another standup video...this guy is amazing 😉

  • @TusharArya76
    @TusharArya76 3 года назад +448

    He's the best stand up comedian.....incredible 🔥

  • @sritisamantray5655
    @sritisamantray5655 11 месяцев назад +15

    I dont know how I still laugh when i watch this video..after 6 years..❤❤Thats sone real talent

  • @satyajh
    @satyajh 7 лет назад +265

    Abhishek Upmanyu ...Massive Respect bro...you have a pronounced lisp and yet youve overcome it and have this massive confidence and talent to come up with content thats not from your birthplace, delhi and yet you are charming Mumbai audiences.. amazing.. best wishes and hope you do great in all your endeavours

    • @princevegeta11
      @princevegeta11 7 лет назад

      satyajh what is a lisp?

    • @bigdigdoraemon5063
      @bigdigdoraemon5063 7 лет назад +1

      Prince Vegeta totala

    • @vivinbangera3382
      @vivinbangera3382 7 лет назад +2

      Prince Vegeta his enunciation of the sound "sss" is different than normal

    • @pratiksha2233
      @pratiksha2233 7 лет назад +1

      ya n actually it makes his speaking style even more cool .

    • @ishanjaiswal6855
      @ishanjaiswal6855 7 лет назад

      LISP is a programming language used in Artificial Intelligence

  • @saraifteqar8009
    @saraifteqar8009 7 лет назад +1623

    "Are you from bombay?
    Noh, i'm from SOUTH BOMBAY "😂😂😂😂 hilarious

  • @sandhyatiwari8098
    @sandhyatiwari8098 5 лет назад +674

    Me: Teri to😬😬😬
    Uncle: sorry Bhai!!!!
    Me: iska jawaab to ata hi no meko!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sampadamayekar5990
    @sampadamayekar5990 3 года назад +55

    😂😂😂 omg he's supertalented.... His expression and way of saying is superb

  • @pukhtana-canadianlawyer
    @pukhtana-canadianlawyer 5 лет назад +255

    I've watched this one at least ten times. Sitting here in Canada away from home, whenever I feel homesick I watch this and it always makes me laugh. Please try to do more of it, Abhishek.

  • @bablobhai
    @bablobhai 7 лет назад +1021

    hey abhishek.. huge fan from pakistan here.. your stand ups are hilarious AF.. the znmd bit was too good.. i feel like you're the next big thing.. keep up the great work..

    • @AsemJawaid
      @AsemJawaid 7 лет назад +32

      Arsalan Khan inki audience bht supportive hai.. wAllah.

    • @sujitjadhav3124
      @sujitjadhav3124 7 лет назад +2

      ketan saamant Sex

    • @prafulkarkera7378
      @prafulkarkera7378 7 лет назад +7

      Asem Jawaid india me talent ko support bohat milta hai.. thnx

    • @AryanChaurasia10
      @AryanChaurasia10 7 лет назад +19

      Thanks no one is talking rubbish. Thats the best part about comedy, everyone enjoys it.

    • @atharvghelkar8217
      @atharvghelkar8217 Год назад +1

      Tell me what a Pakistani has to do with Delhi and Mumbai

  • @riyabiebs7896
    @riyabiebs7896 7 лет назад +3512

    Watching this again n again never feels boring😂😂

  • @ishankalathiya54
    @ishankalathiya54 Год назад +46

    Somebody give this man a one hour special !

  • @GurwinderSingh-ju6eh
    @GurwinderSingh-ju6eh 3 года назад +99

    1:38 kitna ganda admi hu mein 😂😂
    I come after seeing Instagram memes

  • @ashukaushik9266
    @ashukaushik9266 4 года назад +315

    LOOK AT HIM NOW, THAT'S WHAT IS CALLED TRANSFORMATTION.

    • @tony-pc4kd
      @tony-pc4kd 4 года назад +13

      Paisa hi toh sabse badi cheez hai.. Tab ye gareeb thaab ye paiso n khelta hai toh transformation toh hoga hi... 😂😂

    • @ayushabraham7782
      @ayushabraham7782 4 года назад +6

      I liked his earlier version.. it was very funny!!😂

  • @rinkiarora13
    @rinkiarora13 5 лет назад +211

    My Fav part Start from 1:10 and then on 1:35 "kitna Ganda aadmi hu Mai.." it's the best dialogue..😂😂

  • @officiallyanamika
    @officiallyanamika 3 года назад +90

    Watched it so many times, still hilarious, what a guy 😂😂😂😂

  • @saiaghor24
    @saiaghor24 4 года назад +405

    'Are u from mumbai
    ?'
    "no I'm from South Bombay " 😂😂

  • @rahulgopalakrishnan1892
    @rahulgopalakrishnan1892 7 лет назад +4813

    arre bhai matlab aap toh gayab hi hoyage internet sensation banke

    • @_quarky1
      @_quarky1 7 лет назад +9

      Ha yaar

    • @sarthaksadani4036
      @sarthaksadani4036 7 лет назад +56

      In the glorious words of esteemed comedian mallika dua - *sensashiyon*

    • @liberalchuhain1833
      @liberalchuhain1833 7 лет назад +1

      Pras Lye 😂😂😂

    • @bnm0888
      @bnm0888 6 лет назад +26

      paise kama rha hai new jokes pe , sab kuch youtube pe nhi dala jata

    • @sanketrautajss123
      @sanketrautajss123 6 лет назад +4

      Rahul Gopalakrishnan bhai likhne me time lagta he bohot 😂

  • @yashasvidalvi6112
    @yashasvidalvi6112 6 лет назад +496

    I have seen this video for almost 20 times now in this month.... And i can't stop laughing everytime.. It's a mood booster. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moon-pm7et
    @moon-pm7et 3 года назад +43

    Abhishek's glow up is amazing ❤️💯

  • @theonlychild4719
    @theonlychild4719 5 лет назад +671

    I missed the old Abhishek so I came here straight after his new video in new avatar...

  • @iamakshatraj
    @iamakshatraj 3 года назад +107

    Me to every question after writing my name class roll no in exam
    1:24

  • @ephraimvaiphei2307
    @ephraimvaiphei2307 5 лет назад +175

    personally i think he is the best stand up comedian in india.The jokes flows so effortlessly.his delivery is on point.content is relevant and catchy.my new favorite.i just hope he does more stand up.

  • @ramshazareen4392
    @ramshazareen4392 3 года назад +69

    "Wo dekho nani ji ja rahi hai dhakka mar pizza milega"
    😂😂😂

  • @amatullahfatima8313
    @amatullahfatima8313 4 года назад +808

    The host lady was more excited than the audience

  • @gurusaikrishna535
    @gurusaikrishna535 4 года назад +301

    your problem was "lack of money" probably but she thought you had "lakhs of money" 🤣🤣

  • @akarshsudev6277
    @akarshsudev6277 4 года назад +80

    1:56 my phone fell off my hands 😂

  • @jacksondebbarma7644
    @jacksondebbarma7644 3 года назад +15

    the first stand up that i ever like of Abhishek Upmanyu is this particaular stand up great Abhi keep up the good work

  • @vikramrathod390
    @vikramrathod390 4 года назад +556

    4:27 happiest man in this world: salman khan

  • @anuragtiwarie
    @anuragtiwarie 7 лет назад +1443

    Boy : Are you from BOMBAY ?
    Girl : Nah, I'm from SOUTH BOMBAY!
    *Hilarious*

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 7 лет назад +39

      Anurag Tiwari I'm from South Bombay. And, I'm not rich. lol.

    • @hoodieflipper7922
      @hoodieflipper7922 7 лет назад +49

      Doveranalyst then how do you get to Nasik?🤔

    • @nishilbright2007
      @nishilbright2007 7 лет назад +2

      Doveranalyst 😂 😂 😂 good one

    • @ലോഫിഷ്
      @ലോഫിഷ് 7 лет назад +2

      Actually I didn't get that joke

    • @nsc259
      @nsc259 7 лет назад +23

      People from South Bombay are usually rich and when asked where you from they will specifically say South Bombay to drive the point they are rich and high class

  • @ManojSingh-of5ep
    @ManojSingh-of5ep 7 лет назад +1243

    how many of you have watched this before nd still watching it again ?

  • @namelessperson7022
    @namelessperson7022 3 года назад +75

    He single-handedly destroyed zoya Akhtar's whole damn career.

  • @deepakchauhan7989
    @deepakchauhan7989 7 лет назад +271

    yeh to definitely engineer hi hoga 😂😂

  • @TamannaChaudhary
    @TamannaChaudhary 7 лет назад +219

    * Sorry? Iska answer to aata hi nahi mujhe* Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

  • @anonymous1631
    @anonymous1631 5 лет назад +434

    "Badi jaldi maan gaye ye baat" That was Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @eagleheart1636
    @eagleheart1636 3 года назад +16

    I am finding great difference between Abhishek and karunesh talwar. The later guy, strongly criticizes and blames and insults someone or something to gain laughter. He insults a side to gain laughter from another side. But here Abhishek made fun of both Delhi and Mumbai in an amazing way that both cities are gonna enjoy and at the same time can understand their faults. Great!!

  • @lloydchristmas4950
    @lloydchristmas4950 7 лет назад +837

    wo dekho nani g ja rahi hain dhakka maro pizza milega......

    • @dOVERanalyst
      @dOVERanalyst 7 лет назад +1

      Lloyd Christmas That was too good and so relatable.

    • @MegaAsh1996
      @MegaAsh1996 7 лет назад +19

      Doveranalyst what the what? 😳 relatable?

    • @archanaaggarwal8596
      @archanaaggarwal8596 7 лет назад

      +MegaAsh1996 Evening' ppxml. .lwyi gh rt Dr cyst

    • @superbsuyash1466
      @superbsuyash1466 7 лет назад +1

      Doveranalyst hii

    • @vaibhavsalunke7733
      @vaibhavsalunke7733 7 лет назад

      Lloyd Christmas oh shit I read this as I was watching the video exactly

  • @snehashashidhar757
    @snehashashidhar757 7 лет назад +111

    "Dhakka maar .. Pizza milega" Laughter guaranteed even after watching it n times .. 😂😂

  • @mdkasibkhan4979
    @mdkasibkhan4979 4 года назад +134

    His jokes never getting old 😍

  • @hiranmaibasumatary6248
    @hiranmaibasumatary6248 3 года назад +73

    Man his comedy peaked during that time. Way too good😂

  • @Nez108
    @Nez108 3 года назад +64

    I'm still Watching this when i get depressed.
    Videos of abhishek never gets Old for me 😊😊😊
    What about you guys ??
    Anyone in 2021 ❤️
    Edit: Anyone in 2022 ???

  • @AfshanParvez
    @AfshanParvez 7 лет назад +182

    You earned a subscriber at 'Nah... I'm from South Bombay' 😂 Suuuper!!

  • @madhurverulkar6503
    @madhurverulkar6503 6 лет назад +558

    1M subscribers with just 6 videos .. This show how much pplz want to watch you :D

  • @A00502
    @A00502 Год назад +15

    Your humour is next level bro. God bless u. U deserve all the accolades 👍🏻

  • @akshpathak7817
    @akshpathak7817 4 года назад +47

    1:49 : Thank you Bhaisaab

  • @sangitavaish7521
    @sangitavaish7521 5 лет назад +404

    5:19
    Vo dekho Nani Ji jaa rhi h
    .
    .
    .
    Dhakka maro pizza milega
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CK30585
    @CK30585 5 лет назад +698

    Are you from Bombay?? No i am from south Bombay??🤗🤗🤗😎😎🤣🤣

    • @CK30585
      @CK30585 5 лет назад +20

      @@thennt912 thats not a joke.. it's an insult to every women...

    • @emilyc4126
      @emilyc4126 5 лет назад

      He's not🖕🏻

    • @teradost8695
      @teradost8695 4 года назад +4

      @@CK30585 I think woman take every insult as sexist woman had also cursed me like randwa and some others like bhairoi manaas khaani please stop being sexist

    • @NTIS-DHARMIK
      @NTIS-DHARMIK 4 года назад +6

      @@CK30585 how is that an insult to a women

    • @CK30585
      @CK30585 4 года назад

      @@NTIS-DHARMIK read the comment of "The Nnt".

  • @nitinpasi3971
    @nitinpasi3971 2 года назад +5

    Bhai itne stand up comedian dekhe yehhh next level bnda hai

  • @suyashawasthi1
    @suyashawasthi1 7 лет назад +66

    I can say I was here when abhishek had only 2 videos now he is a comedy star.

  • @UshaRamkumar
    @UshaRamkumar 3 года назад +86

    I watch this video daily! This was the first video I watched and am laughing out loud everytime I watch!
    “Metro mein talwar leke kaise aaya too”😂
    Abhishek ur delivery, dialogue nd expressions are fab
    Bring in more!

  • @icewalowkumm0124
    @icewalowkumm0124 6 лет назад +213

    One of the best stand-up comedian *lots of love from Nepal* 💕

  • @UchihaItachi-zt6us
    @UchihaItachi-zt6us 2 года назад +20

    He is a guy who makes us laugh without hurting any religious sentiments. That's real comedy without hurting anyone. Love you Abhishek.. you are the best brother ❤️❤️❤️

  • @tehreem1725
    @tehreem1725 7 лет назад +732

    I'm already watching this 20th time since this was uploaded
    Abhishek you rock😎😍

    • @shamsbutt7
      @shamsbutt7 7 лет назад +1

      Tehreem shaikh kyu pehli baar me samajh nahi aaya kya 😂😂😂

    • @ishanprasad5116
      @ishanprasad5116 7 лет назад +16

      I'm surprised ki no one wrote their whatsapp number or phone number below this comment 😂
      Desh sudhar rha hai... Bobs and vagene type ke log kam ho rhe hai.

    • @klalwani85
      @klalwani85 7 лет назад

      Tehreem shaikh
      Hello

    • @ishanprasad5116
      @ishanprasad5116 7 лет назад +4

      Lo aa gaya ek 😂

    • @ishanprasad5116
      @ishanprasad5116 7 лет назад +1

      Jebaz Raja hahaha thats right bro, there's still plenty of room for development.

  • @ameethdubey
    @ameethdubey 7 лет назад +74

    I am so lucky that I saw this show live :-)

  • @rajeshhkkapoor8549
    @rajeshhkkapoor8549 4 года назад +51

    He's fab...
    Epic...
    His timing... Pauses... Accent.... Amazing

  • @Satu_Supari
    @Satu_Supari 3 года назад +47

    0:42 "Sale Talwar mar denge tujhe" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @aymaanmohammed2404
    @aymaanmohammed2404 4 года назад +202

    31M and counting... OMG! Such loyal following 🔥

    • @yourtube3888
      @yourtube3888 3 года назад +1

      36 million

    • @snehal6517
      @snehal6517 3 года назад +1

      *3.6 million

    • @uday1589
      @uday1589 3 года назад +4

      @@snehal6517 Not Subscribers..... He's speaking about Views😐

    • @snehal6517
      @snehal6517 3 года назад +2

      @@uday1589 my bad

    • @_priii
      @_priii 3 года назад +2

      I am here for the 7-8th time lol 🤣he is hilarious 🤣✌️

  • @farahsali1
    @farahsali1 4 года назад +51

    His style is unique. Brilliant jokes

  • @Sri___priya.
    @Sri___priya. 5 лет назад +55

    Through out the video I had a smile on my face and feeling like, finally someone understood my problem of lacking money not imagination 😌🙃

  • @prynka9025
    @prynka9025 3 года назад +8

    No one is better than @abhishekupmanyu....I keep
    watching his videos,whenever I feel sad....I ve seen each videos of urz more than 100 times

  • @abindiabolega1236
    @abindiabolega1236 5 лет назад +2472

    when life gives you Abhishek .
    Be Abhishek Upmanyu
    Not Abhishek Bachan

    • @slophisticated
      @slophisticated 5 лет назад +6

      This should be the case with everything

    • @ankushraj9583
      @ankushraj9583 5 лет назад +103

      I'll prefer abhishek bachan.

    • @PsychoWins
      @PsychoWins 5 лет назад +163

      K give me a reason why not to be Abhishek bacchan ? He's got better acting skills incase u didn't watch Guru and probably better than Salman but the thing is people r sheeps in India , they say what Others say. No use of their own mind if they've.

    • @samitaadhikari3182
      @samitaadhikari3182 5 лет назад +142

      When life gives you Abhishek marry aish 😂😂🤣

    • @abdulgaffardaruwale7306
      @abdulgaffardaruwale7306 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

  • @thesinghalka11
    @thesinghalka11 5 лет назад +2213

    Tujhe kya lagta hmein idea ni aya Euorpe ghumne ka ??😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @againstballveer5316
    @againstballveer5316 7 лет назад +86

    3:11 that actually put me in deep thought. One think I've realized in my journey from having no car to driving a Lamborghini Huracan is that it's not about how much money you have, what matters is how you spend that money. If you have 10K you can either join a Business Course online with it or buy a new smartphone. Nobody except extremely poor people below poverty people have "lack of money", if you can access YT and have Internet and a device to access it, then you have enough money to become a Billionaire.

  • @dlod_-_aesthetics69
    @dlod_-_aesthetics69 3 года назад +39

    This is my 10 time and still getting laugh❤️