Trash Joke & Trial Show Snippets | Ghatia Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- This is a video from a Trial show, matlab isme jokes nahi hain. Maine yeh video yeh dikhaane ke liye daal raha hoon ki trial show mein kaisi vibe hoti hai. You will see me trying to make jokes and fail quite a bit in this video, but hopefully it's enjoyable enough. Cheers !
Video shot and edited by: Karan Asnani (Myoho Films)
Sound Mixing: Sreejith Menon
You guys are too nice. Video se acche tum log ho. Thank you 🍻
Choot mat bholna
Dhandh me keede ho jayega
Bhai...You are only Takkar to Zakir Khan...
Ap bhot mast ho.. Apki timing outstanding...
Tho yahaan na bohot acha moment ban gaya.
Yehi to yaade bnegi Baad me.
My favorite comedian. An absolute Legend. Hard to change a recognized look in comedy and start fresh and still be super funny.
Padh le chacha kaam aayega
I didn't wanted to comment but then I thought,
" Yahi baate to baadme yaad aati hai"😂😂
Ikr😂😂
rahul purohit LoL. I get this reference
I was about to comment this 😂😂😂
Ye insan present mein nostalgia kar rha 😂😂
I'm trying so hard to control the grammar nazi in me
Abhishek.. Agar tum likhte ni to kissi ko ghanta pata ni chalata ki Trash joke hai.. Coz the sow was funny aff
0:56 crime patrol ki baat nahi karni... Bhai saara saara din crime patrol hi dekhta rehta tha... Office se chutti leke 😁😁
This guy's a genius! Earning money even from what's trash according to him. Don't know what might he do with the jokes which aren't trash. Good job👏
I think he's better than Zakir Khan 😂
Sir finally u remembered RUclips!!!!Thanks a lot🙏🙏😂😂😂😇😇
Ah , watching 56th Time, as no one in the industry is better than listing same joke's 56 times
3:30 ....luv u bro.......this part is the best part for me
.......
That "Achha! Kya baat kar rahe hain aap!" Was...😂
Yar jab aise jokes trash mein count hote hain, to pta lagta hai ki jo actual jokes honge usme hass hass ke bura haal hoga..
When I first saw him I hadn't thought that his voice and toning will came like this , I wasn't expecting that😂
No we did Not waste our time, we enjoyed every bit...
I never watch desi stand up,
I just came across yours like yesterday and now i am hooked on your comedy 🎭
Your such a genius at this ... keep it up dude..
Same mai bhi yhi sochta tha pads ke baare mai par kisi se puchta nhi tha 😂 bolunga kya awkward ho jaayega fir kya bio padhi sab samj aa gya😂😂
The way he says whoaahh
Bhai tera purana look jyada funny lagta tha dekhne mein 😂
Anyways keep up the good work!
your trial jokes are better than the jokes of other comedians. so cute
He has his own swag 🔥
Thumbs up if you kept laughing on Johnson and Johnson Wala dialogue
"Jo gaand pe aise karte hai"
When you realise that his trash jokes are better than other comedians regular jokes😂
To tum kya chahate ho bhai ki doosre log apni job chod de🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely his trash jokes are also more funnier than others standup
Especially kunal kamra's
@@samarthmehra6842 Bhai Mai b yo he likhan Aya tha😂
@@samarthmehra6842 I was going to write that
Abhishek upmanyu: Is video me joke nhi hai.
Me: *laughing for the whole 6 minutes*
Same here
Yeah same pinch.....
Exactly 🤣
Nd what about those 16 seconds, pad pehen rhe the kya???!!!!😂😂😂
Same here 😆😆
Today i came to know that 'stayfree' is of jhonsons and Johnsons
Me too even though i am a girl😂😂
I came to knw this today even though I'm a girl😂
Same mee too.
😂
Me yoo
Most informative thing in this video was that "stayfree Johnson and Johnson ka hai" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂Maene toh Google karliyah bhai
Likh le kahin UPSC ke exam me na aa jaye
Muje abhi pata chala ye 😂
But saala MBA ka scope hie nahi he, IIM se he bhai to bhi napkins supply karta he. Me to sochatatha ki IIM se MBA karlo fir direct CEO ban jaoo 😂😂😂👶
@@Saurabh____ 😂😂😂😂
Also 2 murder ke baad hi faansi hoti hai
Bhai chahe trash jokes hi daal, but please regularly upload kar👏
Arey bhai ticket kon khareedega fir 😂😂🤦
Hahahah jamin pe aagaye kya😁😁😁😂🤣🤣😂😂
Sahi hai.... youtube channel fir apni g..d me dalne ke liye banaya kya 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Ticket
Comedy hai tatti nahi jo roj roj aaye 😂😂
These "trash" jokes are better than the whole Netflix's Comedy Premium League show.
Pls bro. Jada ho gya thoda.
Anything is better than that garbage on Netflix.
Literally came after watching that to learn how to laugh again... Cheers to casual existential crisis. 👍
Absolutely trash comedy league, dont know what netflix guys were thinking before airing it
ye zyada ho gaya...
I have nothing to write but I'm still writing because YAHI BATEIN TO BAAD ME YAAD AYENGI!
Ay hay hay😂
Tom Tywin sahi kahe bhai 🤣🤣🤣
Bsdk
Zeher katai zeher
Mundi lekar bahar ghumoge to murder to hoga hi
I usually don't comment
Phir socha "Yahi to yaad ayenge baad me
🤣🤣🤣
Aur mere ekta kapoor. Emotional kr de bharpoor
I got ya'!😂😂
Yahi comment har video me😂
Lol 😂
Bhai, u don't need content ..ur accent is much funnier.
Accent nahi delivery bolte hain use bhai
Jaldeep Senjaliya bhai mazak udaa Raha h ya tareef krra h
@@mohammadhamza2901 both
Exactly!!!
Cooking Shows Review || Stand Up Comedy 😂🌈✨
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That sanitary napkin jokes 😂🔫
Pehna karo tum😂🤣👍
@@hindurashtrabharat3591 tumahri behen bhi pehenti hai
@@hindurashtrabharat3591 tum bhi, apne dimaag pe.
@@PMcse dimaag par toh diaper pehen-na padega usko. Pads aur diapers alag alag use ke liye hai na😂
"Stayfree unka hain??"
I asked the exact same question at the exact same time. 😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂 mujhe bhi aaj pta chla
Chlo acha hai GK improve hui video dekh kr...
@@vineetsinghmalik5385 😂😂
Trial show? We don't care. We see notification, we click. Next thing we know:
Maza hi agaya.. Oye hoye hoye..
Yaar bus 4-6 launde nach rahe hote na waha to sahi me or Mazza hi aa jata oye hoye
Yehi tu yaad aain gy bad mai
@@sanarashid8581 jo bat hai🤣🤣
@@vishadharode 😂😂😂Aur 2-3 ladkiyan dant dikha ke has rae hote, tab na hum bolte "oye hoye kya masude hai yar" 😆😆
5:16 "ek din hm kuch kr rhe the"😂😂
oh no I didn't paid attention to that line lmao 😂 😂
1:30 abhishek: aap lawyer hai?
Random women: ni murder Karke Aya hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
abhishek give her credit , much better joke he wrote in subtitle
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Yeh acha haiii 😂
Who else clicked quickly after seeing notification😍
I laughed out loud when he said, "Jab Hum Log Kuch Kr Rahe Thai Maine Usse Poucha Tera Pad Kidar Hai🤭", in his own expressions which we love.
ME!
Bro.abhi htaa.amezing..
bhai vdo se jyada tumhare comment me like he
Bhai instant click kratga
I did
Stayfree is owned by Johnson and Johnson ?
Ek min zara likh lun, kahin UPSC ke exam me na aajaye ! 😂
@THE JOKER "kahi UPSC k exam me na aajae" kaunse standup comedian ka line hai?
Can you please name the Standup video which has that punch line?
@@iam.vineet Zakir khan
@@iam.vineet Zakir at AIB
bhai lu likh lu, 'n' ko hata de piche se, bada galt pad raha tha main.. 🤣 🤣
3:14 Imagine how cringe they two might be feeling
I thought worse about pads thought they were supposed to be in shoes for exta padding under feet ....i even asked my dad if he could buy them for me still remember that look
Lol😂
Are u a guy?????
Cause that would make the situation hellla worse
@@zainabtanweer2910 even guy dont bleed
Aur mujhe lagta tha..ye chappal hai...coz wo ad me pads chlte huye dikhate the
Even I thought that😂😂😂
He actually grew up to be cute😂
Merko to tum jada lge
@@BrainDady simp
@@happy-if2oz ohh ye khha se aa gya 😂😂
@@BrainDady simp
Simp
4:38 Stayfree pads me b use krta hu😂😂
And that trash joke.!!🤣
Btw yahi baatein toh baad me yaad Aayengi.!!😂
Ucu
Lmao
nice...
click... #soulmoodmusic
share and subscribe...
@@sahib_39 😂😂
His trash jokes are better than some of so called comedian's whole career 😂❤️
Jokes ho ya na ho.. Abhishek bhai ki har video dekhni hoti hai yaar
Kyun?
Kyunki yahi pal toh baadmein yaad aate Hain
Love u Abhishek sir
Plzz next video jaldi lao
Sahi hai
*(Mutual funds tune)*
Oh there is no tune after sahi hai in mutual funds ad
Koi nai, chutia banaya....
Moments bna rahe ho lagta hai🤣
His 'trash jokes' videos is better than most of the stand up comedies on youtube
Bhai ki awaz sun ke hasi aa jati hai😂😂
It's all delivery bhai, kuch log kuch normal baat bhi is andaaz mein kartein hain ki haasi aa jati ha.
He has an awesome way of presenting things
sahi bola bhai awaz sun k hasi aa jati hai
I literally used to think of sanitary napkin as "diapers" for women until i came to know about the reality.
I'm still confused
Same here
That's the problem indian parents never tell their children about this but my parents told me about this when I was in class 3rd and I spread that awareness in my friend circle in 5th and some of them were laughing there were girls who were laughing can u imagine that😂😂😂 but then they came to know that I wasn't joking that was true so I have decided I'll make my children aware about this so that they don't laugh at it
Mujhe bhi thi lgta tha fir mujhe istemaal krne pde tb pta chlaa
@@python9681 great job👍
Mai socha bina like kiye chala jaun fir yaad aaya "daant me keede pad jayenge"
Hahaa yahi baatien toh baadme yaad ayegi
Yhii baate to baad me yaad aayengi 😂😂😂
06:18 Time waste nhin hua, Abhishek bhai.
Bhot acha tha.
More videos like this, PLZ!!!
Bhai sab thik h naa.. 1.5 mahine m hi new video upload kr diya 😂
His trial jokes are funnier than seasoned comedians 🤘
What a coincidence.. quora wale bhi yaha dikhte h😂😂
I have seen you somewhere, same profile 😊 i think quora
Akshay Pratap yeah, i was shocked 😲
@@monikamittal2405 yes he is quite active on quora.. have read his few answers!
Subhash Jha agreee
4:44 😂😂 Iam died laughing😂😂🤣🤣
your English died me
My electricy literally died 30 seconds before he made the joke
Lololololol
Died or gone 😂
@@pristiq. woh usfka style hai alag😒😂
Didn't you try to give it CPR!...
Wtf! Same here 😳
TBH, this was funnier than most scripted stand ups out there :P
Exactly
That trash was better than most of the judges at comicstaan
YES this is funnier than the TEA WAS FANTASTIC
Bhai kya Aadmi hai yaar bc Khade Khade jokes Bana raha hai Bina script ke.
@@KhanVlogsShowTime Nothing funnier than 95,000 Pussistanis Surrender with Pants Down. Bangladesh is the najayaz aulaad of India and Randi Pakistan.
This was funnier than some full stand-up specials.....
The convo with mba guy was hilarious...😂😂
I love it how at 3:33 and 3:44 he with subtle eye movements observes how many people are laughing so that he can verify that it was a good joke, extreme observation, and pure talent!
Good observation
was about to type this.
Bro your observation is as good as him gotta say 😂
Yaah right bro
Title - trash jokes
And 447K views in 2 hrs..
That's abhishek upmanyu for you! Lit af 🔥
Content - 0 percent
And 100 likes in one hr..
When their is a girl in comment section ! Lit af 🔥
By the way r u the same phsyotherapist😂😂👐
@@rishab9372 That was mean af ! 😂
@@yashasvinisingh3367 yahi bate to baad me yaad ati hai
@@rishab9372 😂😂😂😂 cool
Abhishek Upmanyu :- Its only a trial show
Me :- I dont care
Abhisek bhai love u bro u r my fevrete comedian bhai plz aur video bnao jaldi jaldi
This wasn't trash! This was hilarious sacchi 🤣😂 specially the talk with audience members 😂😂😂
Exactly..more of such stuff will be appreciated
Exactly bro 😂😂😂🤣😂
*"Oye pad kaha hai tera?!"*
And I laughed out so hard..🤦
Me bohot use karta hu tab nhi🙄
@@himanshuchoudhary3884 not as much because it was implied that he must be getting it for his sister or gf.
Kahan hai bolo?
And wen she replied "tu pagal toh nahi hai" 😂😂
Till now i wasn't aware that stayfree is Johnson's product... 😂😂😂😂.... lots of luv#abhishek upmanyu👌💗
I didn't know as well 😂
Till now I also didn't know women's pads isiliye pehenti hogi kyun ki wo kahi bhi toilet nhi jaa sakti😜😜😜
Me too 😂😂😂😂
Behen itna bada package h ,Kabhi padh bhi liya karo...just for knowledge. Kitni rehti h ,kitne Ka h,Kahan manufacture hota wagera wagera
Preeti I like the way you comment ! 😂😂😂
0:36 "14 saal life time imprisonment"
the man is too stunned to speak
Your "trash" makes me LAUGH so hard😂😂
Same hereeeee😂😂😂😂😂
Same here 😂😂
yeah, this 'TRASH' is better than many comedy videos
Yo the legendary comedian is back! Abhishek Upmanyu, or as I call him , Abhi-manyu rocks.
Tere phoopa hai Abhimanyu?
@@HealthyBhatoora nahi bhai. Ese legends ke relative hone ki aukat nahi hain meri.
@@tpagaming6151 😂😂😂 achha sikh rahe ho abhimanu se
@@adityajoshi9207 ekdam😎
Abhimanyu kaun bhai?
I really never noticed Stayfree was from Johnsons & Johnsons company.
vartika nice name ☺️
@@snehald414 nahi degi !
@@prahladgurjar9700 Bhaav😉
Vartika Kaithal wo to aj pta chala mujhe b
Vaibhav vartika from kota factory is love 😍
Random guy:- 14 saal , life imprisonment 😑😂
"Abhishek Upmanyu". Even if you just stand there and smile, saying absolutely nothing in the video, and the description reads "trash, literally", I'd still watch it.
Hiii komal
@@amirnazrullah3226 rehende lol
Lively performance... Charming performer
Same here 🙋♀️
Cooking Shows Review || Stand Up Comedy 😂🌈✨
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Who else smiled when you saw Abhishek's video in notification 😍🙌
Guy finally remembered his RUclips password
True😂😂
Dinosaurs used to laugh at this joke..
@@lovishgautam5363 *Slow claps*
50 people are dinosaurs then
What password I didn't understand
This trial show was better than most well known comedy shows 🤣
Tbh, I didn't found any difference in your trial show and your normal shows. It was equally hilarious.
No offense but this statement implies that he always do trash comedy!
He was hilarious tho I agree.
@@AverageMinion98 trash comedy but in a good way..
@@vartika1931 so true ! It's his way that makes us lol .
Video every week daala karo
Nai to-
Daant me kide pad jayenge 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahahahahaa
Yaar papa aap idhar aap, baat karni hai aapse. . .
Lol
😂😂😂🤙🏻
Haha... This is what happens when you come with no expectations... But he still as funny as always...
Dude.. Its abhishek upmanyu. 😂😂😂
1:40 the technicality was wrong. People are executed in India only for extraordinary crimes that are deemed unworthy of life as per the natual laws. (Heinous crimes, genocides, etc... )
If this is a trash joke video then we want one more 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Stayfree unka h ?!?"
This line is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“IIM lucknow?”
“Badi mehngi padi fir to show ki ticket apko 150 ki”
Lol
That was the best punch 😂😂😂😂😂
He said this because the show was in Mumbai.
I didn't get it please explain
ShowTech Guides That was actually a satire on IIm lucknow, an mba college famous for providing high placed jobs for its grads, but not anymore, so in that context he said to that guy that buying a ticket costing about a dollar and half must have been hard on him lol
@@nishantintouch I think that it is contradicted with the high fees of IIM
@@skepticaldoe6575 aare nahi, IIM waalo ki salary kaafi Zyaada hoti hai na isliye 150 kaafi mahengi padi 😂😆😆
I too didn't know stayfree us from Johnson & Johnson's.... His video is not only humorous but also informative 😂
People want weird information... Fir to Whisper P&G bnati he. 😂😂😂
Now go give IAS paper
Why the real fuck you people now this😓
The best thing about this video is..most of his jokes are on the spot..best comedian..love him😍😍
Thank you for speaking so casually about sanitary napkins n not making some stupid joke about not talking about 'women problems' or getting embarrassed by it.
venus14 thnk uhh usi baat par gaur Karwaane k liye.....🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@Santanu Maity I don't know if that comment was requires but your reply to it was really required
@Santanu Maity agreed.
When i was a young boy i really thought the same thing
4:37 stayfree unka hai😳😳.. Are mein toh bht use krta hu😆😆😂😂
Chali gyi bhai chali gyi
itna pyar kiya fir bhi chali gyi😂😂😂
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Fan from this period of time😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Yehi sab to yad aega bad me
Me too bro
Plz read this 👉🏻
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Even his trash jokes are better than badshah's whole career 😄
um, Excuse me Career??
Likes ke liye kuch bi
Baadshah kaha se aagaya scene me
I didn't know baadshah was a comedian
@@YashChaphekar07 watch and listen his songs
God!!! These are such hilarious jokes and he is calling it trash!! Best stand up comedian legit!!!!
PS: Mujhe nahi pata Zakir Khan kaun hai.
Haan yaar "trash" toh koi bhi nahi laga mujhe.
Zakir khan ka naam suna hai?
I love Abishek more than zakir
Me too
Zakir khan and abhishek both are best in their style.
Love abhishek ❤️ , Love zakir ❤️
Stayfree Johnson & Johnson ka h???
Wtf?
*Top 10 mysteries science still cannot explain*
On July 31, 2013, Energizer bought Stayfree from Johnson & Johnson. The purchase was only for the brands in North America - Johnson & Johnson continues to own the brands in all other regions of the world.
Neutrogena, clean and clear, stayfree and jhonson baby range are all part of jhonson and jhonson. However pantene,head and shoulders,tide,ambi-pur whisper and pampers are part of P&G group. 🙄 Hope there won't be any mysteries now
2:47
- Sir kya naam hai aapka?
- Ramraj.
- kiske saath aaye ho.
- Modiji!
Underrated 😂😂😂😂
😁😁😁😁😎
You made it awkward for the "friends" for a couple of seconds 😂😂😂😂
They saw it coming anyway...)
Exactly
Arey bhai ghanta trash joke.....Itna mein or logon ki official stand up pe ni hasa😂😂😂😂👌👌
The Glow up on Abhishek Upmanyu is a result of support, pyaaar and obviously paisa
you know it's awesome when 6 min video feels like 1 or 2 min long.
Yoo
Kaunsa nasha kiye ho bhai
@@The561263 sastaa wala
Again Crime Patrol!!! 😂
You are killin' it.
OH GOD I DISCOVERED THIS GUY TODAY AND IM HOOKED 😂😂 😂
Me too :).... His expression is very funny
You are too late
@@rifatmir7201 porn is the best
@@owaisahmed3318 well better late than never
Were you living under a rock or something? He’s hilarious.
Pehle meine socha pad waale joke pe naa react kru fir socha.. YAHI CHEEZE TOH BAAD MEIN YAAD AAYENGI
Every time I see him I can not help myself but giggle ,he has a natural comedian face :)
The man who make us laugh even if its a trash joke that Abhishek for you.✌️
3:40 hahahahhahaha woo jo bccho ki gand p 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Srsly if these were trash jokes to roz daala kro😍but that one dialogue will always remain in my head
"Daant me keede pd jayenge😂😂😂"
Yes true
"bas iske masude bade gande hain"
He wrote "ghatia comedy"in the title 😂😂😂
Koi ACP Pradyuman ko bhi bta do. Wo bechare first murderers ko har episode k end me phaasi k naam se dara deta hai, while demonstrating Fleming's Left Hand Rule
Fleming's Left hand rule . After passing class 10 this year and reading ur comment-" Arre yahi batein toh baad mein yad aengi"🤣😂😅👍
Hahahaha
Lmao Fleming's left hand rule 😆😆😆
This video was damn good baba... don't underestimate yourself. You are best. Lot of love to you. ♥️
llpi
beard, hair and flavor is growing back...
Ab ek chasma, french-cut aur depression bas lag jaye to ooi hoi 😍
Cracked me up
All these years and Today I came to know that Stayfree is of 'Johnson and Johnson'. Thank you RamRaj!
4:57Actually i had also thought same because of adds show on tv in which the blue liquid looks like pee 😂
Me too
If it was red liquid imagine how those unknown people would think..😂😂😂😂
I don't know till now why girls use pad 😅
@@AryanSharma-si3vm how old are you lol? If you are older than 14 then idk what you did in 8th class.
@@AryanSharma-si3vm it's simple taki wo kahi pe v baith sake...unhe cushions ki zarurat ni hoti pad pehanne ke bad...it's very comfortable
To be honest it was one of the best videos. I like when you're very casual and comfortable with the audience cause there's no pressure to perforn.
Abhimanyu : *breathes*
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Audience : " Laughs ha ha ha"
😂 no offence tho
Not only in this one in most of stand-ups people are laughing mindlessly don't know why?
😂🤣👌exactly