FINE DINING RESTAURANTS | Stand up comedy by Gaurav Gupta

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  • Опубликовано: 9 мар 2018
  • This stand-up comedy video describes the funny incidents and experiences in so called Fine Dining restaurants.
    Venue and production: Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon
    Edited by: Akshit Arora
    Written and performed by: Gaurav Gupta
    Special thanks: Ankita Jhalani
    For bookings and show queries: email at
    gauravguptadentist@gmail.com
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Комментарии • 716

  • @satish2975
    @satish2975 5 лет назад +1062

    I'm hotel management , true comedy ,we charge 350 rs for fresh lime soda , ek nimbu + chini+ 8 rs ka soda , = 10 rs ki lagat par . 350 plus service charge

    • @vishalsharma-mc2yx
      @vishalsharma-mc2yx 5 лет назад +86

      Or jo 850 cr kharcha Kiya hai hotel bnane Mai usko kaise pura kroge Sr.

    • @29subhra
      @29subhra 5 лет назад +17

      10 rupees per dish for hotel management also I think and also 10 more for hotel loans..so 30 I guess

    • @ivanmenezes7780
      @ivanmenezes7780 5 лет назад +52

      Didn't they teach you in hotel management. The property tax of a 5 star hotel or a fine dining. The air conditioning. The decor. The salaries. The uniforms etc. Sir if he sell a fresh lime water/soda at 15 rupees. I guarantee you that owner be it tatas or oberois or ritz carlton will close in a week. Let people go where it suits an individuals budget.

    • @beastplays413
      @beastplays413 5 лет назад +27

      @@vishalsharma-mc2yx 850 cr
      😀😂😂😂😂
      Achaa joke tha
      Ek or sunao yrr 😌😝

    • @vishalsharma-mc2yx
      @vishalsharma-mc2yx 5 лет назад +16

      @@beastplays413 watch yourself in the mirror is the great joke for you . Coz you are not less than cartoon

  • @HarshitSharma-04
    @HarshitSharma-04 6 лет назад +229

    Chote sai chawal ka pahad😂😂 amazing bro great.

  • @mecss8910
    @mecss8910 6 лет назад +1034

    Am I the only ordinary desi guy who never heard of those fancy dish mentioned by him? :D

    • @youngfuture4539
      @youngfuture4539 5 лет назад +8

      me css you idiot he made them up

    • @shiwanginaithani9759
      @shiwanginaithani9759 5 лет назад +38

      @@youngfuture4539 no he didn't these are real dishes pita bread and humus are Moroccan dishes

    • @Rkvaidyahomeopathy
      @Rkvaidyahomeopathy 5 лет назад +52

      Tu akela nhi h bhai... M b gareeb hu🤣😂

    • @priyankam9303
      @priyankam9303 5 лет назад +6

      Me too

    • @agnidoot
      @agnidoot 5 лет назад +20

      young future I searched on Google, it is a real dish. U r an idiot

  • @aagyajain
    @aagyajain 3 года назад +118

    His each and every punch was so damn true..250 rupay kilo seb hain😂😂

    • @tanu___8578
      @tanu___8578 2 года назад +2

      baniya he na !!

    • @laba3423
      @laba3423 Год назад

      @@tanu___8578 bakiyon ko saste milte hain kya

  • @ankitadey2373
    @ankitadey2373 6 лет назад +260

    I had a same exprnce of dining at a posh restaurant nd thn not satisfied with the quanitity of food,went out nd packed 2 plates of Mutton biriyani from a roadside stall😂😂😂

    • @berlin5403
      @berlin5403 4 года назад +7

      2 plates of mutton 🤪 damn

    • @Meghnaaad
      @Meghnaaad 3 года назад +7

      Pese thode lage honge tumhare. Free me milta hai ladkiyon ko to sab.

    • @nawaal4452
      @nawaal4452 3 года назад +20

      Frustrated misogynist spotted 😂

    • @Meghnaaad
      @Meghnaaad 3 года назад +4

      @@nawaal4452 abhi mene ek exam diya tha. Usme 100 percent girls are selected. Because high female vacancies
      All they had to do was to just be present there.

    • @amitsharda8198
      @amitsharda8198 3 года назад +4

      Marriage material girl

  • @hulkaniumfitness7300
    @hulkaniumfitness7300 2 года назад +75

    After Raju Srivastava, this is the only guy i can relate with ❤️

  • @onlycricket9006
    @onlycricket9006 3 года назад +24

    I literally searched fortella porse gureti on youtube and the first video which showed in result was this video 😂😂

  • @pallavichauhan100
    @pallavichauhan100 6 лет назад +214

    That zomato scam is just so true... Very well said...🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👏👏

  • @manasikk
    @manasikk 2 года назад +69

    Amazing script, start to end non stop comedy......Modijis jacket was superb, Keep it up Gaurav 👏👏👏😂😂🤣🤣

  • @vamshikrishnanarla4844
    @vamshikrishnanarla4844 6 лет назад +353

    And also “ Vijay Malya Money recovery tax”...😂

    • @colorfulfashionbychandancr7759
      @colorfulfashionbychandancr7759 5 лет назад +7

      Lo.yahan bhi sarkar. Ki galati
      Sarkar jabardasti kr rhi h 350 ka lime soda piyo

    • @rishabhpartap
      @rishabhpartap 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @rohitkarkera4579
      @rohitkarkera4579 3 года назад +3

      Even the rise bag that u take for free comes from these taxes.

    • @ashutoshtiwari8179
      @ashutoshtiwari8179 3 года назад

      Sab thik chal rha h.. rajneeti mat ghusedo

    • @sqb8980
      @sqb8980 2 года назад

      @@colorfulfashionbychandancr7759 joke ko joke liyo bhakt

  • @BharatiyaVishal
    @BharatiyaVishal 2 года назад +30

    After Sakht Luanda he is becoming my favourite,good quality jokes

  • @poorvjain1472
    @poorvjain1472 Год назад +7

    He's better than Zakir munawar and all else ...

  • @kprider5913
    @kprider5913 5 лет назад +112

    Guptas ki power ko salaam
    Baniyas are great

  • @TheWandererimran
    @TheWandererimran 4 года назад +84

    Your performance is always super-duper Gaurav....Love from Pakistan

    • @everengaged9370
      @everengaged9370 2 года назад +1

      love from peepal ke ped ke piche wale ghar se

    • @TheWandererimran
      @TheWandererimran 2 года назад

      @@everengaged9370 hahahah but bhai meray gher k peechay Neem tree hay :)

  • @gsabharwal6537
    @gsabharwal6537 2 года назад +11

    End pe bhakton ka mood khraab kr diya 🤣🤣

  • @akramm.o_o
    @akramm.o_o 6 лет назад +58

    Bahot badhiya... Maja Aa Gayi 😅
    Keep it up bro 👌

  • @varunjjjjjj
    @varunjjjjjj 6 лет назад +32

    This is some real netflix content , keep killing with humour , subbed

  • @sagarpal1025
    @sagarpal1025 3 года назад +433

    harsh gujral be like : itne mein to ek russian aa jati XD

  • @pauljohnson3867
    @pauljohnson3867 2 года назад +13

    This is why the rulers are so scared of comedians. Bravo Gaurav!!!

  • @kajalaggarwal4766
    @kajalaggarwal4766 5 лет назад +6

    too good man😂😂

  • @mandarbhidedwitiya3926
    @mandarbhidedwitiya3926 6 лет назад +4

    Mast. Kaafi majjedaar

  • @devmittal3377
    @devmittal3377 3 года назад +2

    Wahhh🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @bhavikamalhotra5031
    @bhavikamalhotra5031 5 лет назад +6

    Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @navelikhaitan8627
    @navelikhaitan8627 6 лет назад +10

    The reason why I now laugh at my school friends who pretended to be girls who call themselves 'Papa's princess' :XD

  • @realnotreellife6180
    @realnotreellife6180 3 года назад +9

    First time watching your video and totally enjoying baniya Punjabi combo

  • @mohitshrivastava6726
    @mohitshrivastava6726 5 лет назад +48

    best part ye hai bhai ka ki ye mostly hindi he use krta hai... relate krne me alag he swag aata hai...thnx brother keep it up..nd my would be wife also a GUPTA...bc lesan pyaj nonveg sab bnd krwa diya usne.. 😢😢😢😉😉😂😂😂

    • @parvezsiddiqui8729
      @parvezsiddiqui8729 4 года назад +1

      Gupta bhi ..lehsun ..pyaaj ..nonveg nhi khate Kya ..as like jains ...?

    • @niteshmeena5275
      @niteshmeena5275 4 года назад

      😂😂

    • @mohitshrivastava6726
      @mohitshrivastava6726 4 года назад

      @@parvezsiddiqui8729 aajkal sabse jyada ye sab cheejein yhi log khate hain bhai...hum tum to ainwayi badnaam hain..

    • @mohitshrivastava6726
      @mohitshrivastava6726 4 года назад

      @@niteshmeena5275 bhai thoda late ho gye reply krne me... jis #gupta ladki ka maine zikra kiya tha usne mujhe chhod kr kisi aur se shadi kr li.. sab paise ka chakkar bhai..

    • @niteshmeena5275
      @niteshmeena5275 4 года назад +3

      @@mohitshrivastava6726 rand ptani he nhi chahiye bhai

  • @ashishmittal4149
    @ashishmittal4149 6 лет назад +4

    jhakas....king of comedy :)

  • @rajeshmore7402
    @rajeshmore7402 5 лет назад

    mera din bhar ka stress dur ho gaya...thanks Bhai....

  • @shvishal007
    @shvishal007 5 лет назад +6

    2:12 tumhara lahu h lahu 🤣🤣

  • @vishma9166
    @vishma9166 3 года назад +1

    Maja aa gaya kasam se sir...Thanks a lot ☺️

  • @SanjeevKumar-sl2ru
    @SanjeevKumar-sl2ru 5 лет назад +1

    execellent comedy, gaurav bhai, majaa aa gaya.

  • @AmitKumar-xx9pl
    @AmitKumar-xx9pl 5 месяцев назад +1

    Last 50 sec was the absolutely brilliant and brave 😂😂💪🔥
    More power to you buddy

  • @n69691
    @n69691 6 лет назад +130

    bhai ko yaad aa gaya ki youtube pe channel bhi banaya tha😁

  • @Anish-ez6hn
    @Anish-ez6hn 6 лет назад

    Sirji aap gajab ho. . .mahn loved it . . .you got me the first time . . . .even thou i dont like standups reaaly fast but you got me

  • @pratibhakumari3323
    @pratibhakumari3323 4 года назад +5

    Best line " jitni tune daal laake di hai utni toh mai ghar par juthi chodh deta hun😂😂"

  • @nitinkataria8599
    @nitinkataria8599 5 лет назад +4

    His best performance so far.......

  • @OMKARSINGH-ci8tj
    @OMKARSINGH-ci8tj 3 года назад +2

    Bill or challan😂😂🔥🔥

  • @Gagandeep__kaur
    @Gagandeep__kaur 6 лет назад +2

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Awesome

  • @princealag148
    @princealag148 5 лет назад

    Grt bhai..mazaaaa aa gaya..what a standup comedy

  • @vidhyasharma12
    @vidhyasharma12 6 лет назад +1

    hahahahha...
    its one of the best video..

  • @hjsingh1673
    @hjsingh1673 6 лет назад +1

    Amazing 😂

  • @carbikewala
    @carbikewala 5 лет назад +1

    amazing bro... keep it up

  • @aasifkhan4983
    @aasifkhan4983 4 года назад +1

    Wow yarr osam
    Thanks for the video

  • @pridhagga
    @pridhagga 5 лет назад +7

    You are awesome 😍 loads of love from a baniya girl 😉🙃

  • @PoojaGupta-kk1ub
    @PoojaGupta-kk1ub Год назад +2

    Gaurav u r just awesome …I m also from baniya family and u portray us so well

  • @tanmaydeshpande7528
    @tanmaydeshpande7528 6 лет назад +12

    Bhai sirf Delhi nahi har metro city ka same story ahe very apt observation. Punches pe punches....all the best for upcoming acts

  • @GarvMalik
    @GarvMalik 6 лет назад +2

    Bahut mast

  • @aunindoroy8745
    @aunindoroy8745 6 лет назад

    Lovely video
    Love it!!!!!

  • @Thehobbyeast
    @Thehobbyeast 6 лет назад +2

    Bro you explained it precisely

  • @pankajnagi1473
    @pankajnagi1473 5 лет назад

    Ultimate bro.simply awesome

  • @adeepjain861
    @adeepjain861 6 лет назад +1

    Ultimate 😂😂🤣

  • @vivekpant1169
    @vivekpant1169 6 лет назад

    1 number bhai...🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ManjuSingh-io6ix
    @ManjuSingh-io6ix 5 лет назад +1

    Hilarious 👌👌

  • @NIRAJKUMAR-bf2gy
    @NIRAJKUMAR-bf2gy 6 лет назад +1

    Hilarious man😀😀😀😀

  • @parimalparmar7753
    @parimalparmar7753 5 лет назад

    Jor bhai jor.... kya comedy krte ho app.... hats off.

  • @shrutivaid4285
    @shrutivaid4285 3 года назад

    Absolutely true😂😂😂

  • @62916291ful
    @62916291ful 6 лет назад

    बहुत अच्छे , outstanding

  • @adarshsewani6854
    @adarshsewani6854 4 года назад +33

    kapil sharma copied you in one of the episod.

  • @vthehimindianhp854
    @vthehimindianhp854 5 лет назад +1

    Your stand up is unique...

  • @suruchitaneja3215
    @suruchitaneja3215 2 года назад

    Love your style 💖

  • @praneetrathod8080
    @praneetrathod8080 5 лет назад +2

    Best stand up comedian

  • @dehatiba
    @dehatiba 6 лет назад +1

    Great people need to appreciate it

  • @nishant467
    @nishant467 4 года назад

    Bhai sahi mai mazaa aya fine dining ka concept. aapne tho zabardast tadka lagaya hai.

  • @nitinkataria8632
    @nitinkataria8632 6 лет назад

    Amazing stuff......

  • @jeetupal9366
    @jeetupal9366 5 лет назад +1

    nice Bhai..maja a gya

  • @vidhidaryanani
    @vidhidaryanani 2 года назад

    Superb..tooooooo gooood!!!

  • @Abhicoco
    @Abhicoco 6 лет назад

    Ek number sir!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @aryaankapoor5040
    @aryaankapoor5040 5 лет назад

    Superb bro.. keep it up

  • @deepankarsharan2791
    @deepankarsharan2791 6 лет назад +1

    awesome dude

  • @abhidewan
    @abhidewan 6 лет назад +1

    too good

  • @naina9855
    @naina9855 5 лет назад

    Gooood onee....👍👍

  • @NomadicJordan
    @NomadicJordan 3 года назад +6

    I love pita bread with hummus.

  • @ammymajz1577
    @ammymajz1577 6 лет назад +7

    You are too good Gaurav...keep it up dear...stay blessed!

  • @indu4106
    @indu4106 6 лет назад +1

    Tax!! Cool yar

  • @Vishalji82
    @Vishalji82 5 лет назад +1

    Awesome Bhai

  • @muskanmiranka9731
    @muskanmiranka9731 6 лет назад

    Bhai gajabbb.ese or post kro

  • @rahulraina9354
    @rahulraina9354 5 лет назад

    Excellent Expressions

  • @vinaykella8780
    @vinaykella8780 6 лет назад +1

    Shandaar

  • @mohitmorani3274
    @mohitmorani3274 6 лет назад +10

    Killer Ho Bhai tum. Gazab.

  • @monochromaticscale6689
    @monochromaticscale6689 4 года назад +3

    *Pita bread with hummus* 😂😂😂

  • @sunosush
    @sunosush 7 месяцев назад +1

    I think isme Gaurav is spinding more like Amit Tandon than himself but I have attended his shows and now I have seen him explore himself and owing his set completely thats why he has created a huge fan base now❤

  • @harshabhalchakra3587
    @harshabhalchakra3587 5 лет назад

    Awsome dear❤️👌👌

  • @adithsoreng9045
    @adithsoreng9045 4 года назад +7

    I have recently started watching your videos.
    You are fab♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @gulshanbansor842
    @gulshanbansor842 5 лет назад +1

    jbrdast bhai choti si balti ya to mera sath bhi huaha😂😂

  • @shashwatgarg7730
    @shashwatgarg7730 6 лет назад

    Bhaiya maje aa gayeBhaut tagda ha

  • @gopalkrishanbhargav2801
    @gopalkrishanbhargav2801 6 лет назад +1

    Badiya veere👌👌👌👌👌

  • @shivangidayal3157
    @shivangidayal3157 6 лет назад +1

    We want more videos😍

  • @manishasah443
    @manishasah443 5 лет назад +5

    After seeing this....😂😂proud to being baniya. .....😎😎😎

  • @nehakapoor7908
    @nehakapoor7908 6 лет назад

    Bhai boht badiya videos hoti h apki😂😂👌👌

  • @sudhanshugoel7618
    @sudhanshugoel7618 5 лет назад +42

    Fixed price restaurant ₹900
    😂😂😂

    • @navyanagpal29
      @navyanagpal29 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @sudhanshugoel7618
      @sudhanshugoel7618 5 лет назад +1

      @@navyanagpal29 😁😁😁😁😂

    • @sudhanshugoel7618
      @sudhanshugoel7618 5 лет назад

      @@navyanagpal29 Add me as a friend on RUclips! youtu.be/addme/QEa1OAqW3bOt--bMYmWAN2RDyfyGoQ

  • @daljitsingh6498
    @daljitsingh6498 6 лет назад

    Too good bro...

  • @samperth5420
    @samperth5420 6 лет назад

    Awesome!

  • @lostinfinance
    @lostinfinance 3 года назад

    Maaan I’m deadddd! 🤣

  • @logicbros009
    @logicbros009 5 лет назад +1

    Hahahah you're awesome

  • @saurabhsaurabh3978
    @saurabhsaurabh3978 5 лет назад +8

    i am punjabi nd hv a baniya friend ..perfect combination of mind nd dare

  • @akashgupta78244
    @akashgupta78244 6 лет назад +1

    Great keep it up

  • @rahulkamal792
    @rahulkamal792 6 лет назад

    Bhai great.....

  • @amanagrawal8170
    @amanagrawal8170 5 лет назад +2

    Bawa maza aa gaya jai agrasen 😅😅🙏🙏🙌 dhanya ho

  • @user-nh6sf4np2y
    @user-nh6sf4np2y 6 лет назад +1

    Bhai tu gajab hai😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vipulgupta3534
    @vipulgupta3534 5 лет назад +1

    Super Awesome ✔