I'm hotel management , true comedy ,we charge 350 rs for fresh lime soda , ek nimbu + chini+ 8 rs ka soda , = 10 rs ki lagat par . 350 plus service charge
Didn't they teach you in hotel management. The property tax of a 5 star hotel or a fine dining. The air conditioning. The decor. The salaries. The uniforms etc. Sir if he sell a fresh lime water/soda at 15 rupees. I guarantee you that owner be it tatas or oberois or ritz carlton will close in a week. Let people go where it suits an individuals budget.
I had a same exprnce of dining at a posh restaurant nd thn not satisfied with the quanitity of food,went out nd packed 2 plates of Mutton biriyani from a roadside stall😂😂😂
@@nawaal4452 abhi mene ek exam diya tha. Usme 100 percent girls are selected. Because high female vacancies All they had to do was to just be present there.
best part ye hai bhai ka ki ye mostly hindi he use krta hai... relate krne me alag he swag aata hai...thnx brother keep it up..nd my would be wife also a GUPTA...bc lesan pyaj nonveg sab bnd krwa diya usne.. 😢😢😢😉😉😂😂😂
@@niteshmeena5275 bhai thoda late ho gye reply krne me... jis #gupta ladki ka maine zikra kiya tha usne mujhe chhod kr kisi aur se shadi kr li.. sab paise ka chakkar bhai..
I think isme Gaurav is spinding more like Amit Tandon than himself but I have attended his shows and now I have seen him explore himself and owing his set completely thats why he has created a huge fan base now❤
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Chote sai chawal ka pahad😂😂 amazing bro great.
I'm hotel management , true comedy ,we charge 350 rs for fresh lime soda , ek nimbu + chini+ 8 rs ka soda , = 10 rs ki lagat par . 350 plus service charge
Or jo 850 cr kharcha Kiya hai hotel bnane Mai usko kaise pura kroge Sr.
10 rupees per dish for hotel management also I think and also 10 more for hotel loans..so 30 I guess
Didn't they teach you in hotel management. The property tax of a 5 star hotel or a fine dining. The air conditioning. The decor. The salaries. The uniforms etc. Sir if he sell a fresh lime water/soda at 15 rupees. I guarantee you that owner be it tatas or oberois or ritz carlton will close in a week. Let people go where it suits an individuals budget.
@@vishalsharma-mc2yx 850 cr
😀😂😂😂😂
Achaa joke tha
Ek or sunao yrr 😌😝
@@beastplays413 watch yourself in the mirror is the great joke for you . Coz you are not less than cartoon
His each and every punch was so damn true..250 rupay kilo seb hain😂😂
baniya he na !!
@@tanu___8578 bakiyon ko saste milte hain kya
Am I the only ordinary desi guy who never heard of those fancy dish mentioned by him? :D
me css you idiot he made them up
@@youngfuture4539 no he didn't these are real dishes pita bread and humus are Moroccan dishes
Tu akela nhi h bhai... M b gareeb hu🤣😂
Me too
young future I searched on Google, it is a real dish. U r an idiot
After Raju Srivastava, this is the only guy i can relate with ❤️
He's no more now
Nikal liya wo toh
I had a same exprnce of dining at a posh restaurant nd thn not satisfied with the quanitity of food,went out nd packed 2 plates of Mutton biriyani from a roadside stall😂😂😂
2 plates of mutton 🤪 damn
Pese thode lage honge tumhare. Free me milta hai ladkiyon ko to sab.
Frustrated misogynist spotted 😂
@@nawaal4452 abhi mene ek exam diya tha. Usme 100 percent girls are selected. Because high female vacancies
All they had to do was to just be present there.
Marriage material girl
That zomato scam is just so true... Very well said...🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👏👏
And also “ Vijay Malya Money recovery tax”...😂
Lo.yahan bhi sarkar. Ki galati
Sarkar jabardasti kr rhi h 350 ka lime soda piyo
😂😂
Even the rise bag that u take for free comes from these taxes.
Sab thik chal rha h.. rajneeti mat ghusedo
@@colorfulfashionbychandancr7759 joke ko joke liyo bhakt
I literally searched fortella porse gureti on youtube and the first video which showed in result was this video 😂😂
Guptas ki power ko salaam
Baniyas are great
dhanyawaad ji
After Sakht Luanda he is becoming my favourite,good quality jokes
This is some real netflix content , keep killing with humour , subbed
harsh gujral be like : itne mein to ek russian aa jati XD
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
gajab bhai gajab
Sahee bolaa bhai 😜😜😜
🤣
🤣🤣
@@tanu___8578 love you Tanu
Amazing script, start to end non stop comedy......Modijis jacket was superb, Keep it up Gaurav 👏👏👏😂😂🤣🤣
Your performance is always super-duper Gaurav....Love from Pakistan
love from peepal ke ped ke piche wale ghar se
@@everengaged9370 hahahah but bhai meray gher k peechay Neem tree hay :)
Last 50 sec was the absolutely brilliant and brave 😂😂💪🔥
More power to you buddy
This is why the rulers are so scared of comedians. Bravo Gaurav!!!
best part ye hai bhai ka ki ye mostly hindi he use krta hai... relate krne me alag he swag aata hai...thnx brother keep it up..nd my would be wife also a GUPTA...bc lesan pyaj nonveg sab bnd krwa diya usne.. 😢😢😢😉😉😂😂😂
Gupta bhi ..lehsun ..pyaaj ..nonveg nhi khate Kya ..as like jains ...?
😂😂
@@parvezsiddiqui8729 aajkal sabse jyada ye sab cheejein yhi log khate hain bhai...hum tum to ainwayi badnaam hain..
@@niteshmeena5275 bhai thoda late ho gye reply krne me... jis #gupta ladki ka maine zikra kiya tha usne mujhe chhod kr kisi aur se shadi kr li.. sab paise ka chakkar bhai..
@@mohitshrivastava6726 rand ptani he nhi chahiye bhai
I think isme Gaurav is spinding more like Amit Tandon than himself but I have attended his shows and now I have seen him explore himself and owing his set completely thats why he has created a huge fan base now❤
End pe bhakton ka mood khraab kr diya 🤣🤣
Bahot badhiya... Maja Aa Gayi 😅
Keep it up bro 👌
2:12 tumhara lahu h lahu 🤣🤣
He's better than Zakir munawar and all else ...
Bhai sahi mai mazaa aya fine dining ka concept. aapne tho zabardast tadka lagaya hai.
First time watching your video and totally enjoying baniya Punjabi combo
Bhai sirf Delhi nahi har metro city ka same story ahe very apt observation. Punches pe punches....all the best for upcoming acts
Bill or challan😂😂🔥🔥
bhai ko yaad aa gaya ki youtube pe channel bhi banaya tha😁
😂
The reason why I now laugh at my school friends who pretended to be girls who call themselves 'Papa's princess' :XD
Best line " jitni tune daal laake di hai utni toh mai ghar par juthi chodh deta hun😂😂"
Mujhse to fine dining restaurants mein saans hi nai li jaati 🤣🤣 dil nd pet to bahar ke dhabe se hi bharta hai 🤣🤣🤣.
too good man😂😂
You are too good Gaurav...keep it up dear...stay blessed!
I love pita bread with hummus.
बहुत अच्छे , outstanding
That's why buffet system is lot better than fine fine restaurants
Very very very underrated comedian
nice Bhai..maja a gya
You are awesome 😍 loads of love from a baniya girl 😉🙃
Awesome Bhai
3:48 the challan thing got real
Challan now days is inspired by this video😂😂
Jor bhai jor.... kya comedy krte ho app.... hats off.
Tax!! Cool yar
Superb..tooooooo gooood!!!
execellent comedy, gaurav bhai, majaa aa gaya.
Maja aa gaya kasam se sir...Thanks a lot ☺️
i am punjabi nd hv a baniya friend ..perfect combination of mind nd dare
mera din bhar ka stress dur ho gaya...thanks Bhai....
Fixed price restaurant ₹900
😂😂😂
😂😂
@@navyanagpal29 😁😁😁😁😂
@@navyanagpal29 Add me as a friend on RUclips! youtu.be/addme/QEa1OAqW3bOt--bMYmWAN2RDyfyGoQ
Best stand up comedian
kapil sharma copied you in one of the episod.
Which one
1:52 bhai khaana jhuta nhi chorrna chahiye thaali M...vaise fantastic comedy
J.W. Marriott :- we sale 2 bananas @ rs 500 + 18% taxes !
After seeing this....😂😂proud to being baniya. .....😎😎😎
ek dm sahi bola gupta ji.. specially end me... k jaa k naan pack krva lenge
Wow yarr osam
Thanks for the video
*Pita bread with hummus* 😂😂😂
Lahoo hai wo lahoo.........:-) :-) :-) best bhai best ek number ....lub u brother
Grt bhai..mazaaaa aa gaya..what a standup comedy
Bawa maza aa gaya jai agrasen 😅😅🙏🙏🙌 dhanya ho
His best performance so far.......
I have recently started watching your videos.
You are fab♥️♥️♥️♥️
Shandaar
Mast. Kaafi majjedaar
Yaar i love fine dining!😊
To Bill bhi bharta ja ladki k beash me bhai
jbrdast bhai choti si balti ya to mera sath bhi huaha😂😂
Waah 😍😍dil khush kar didha
Bhai boht badiya videos hoti h apki😂😂👌👌
Wahhh🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Ek number sir!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍
Gaurav u r just awesome …I m also from baniya family and u portray us so well
modi ki jacket ka tax...amit shah ka chashma 😂😂👏👌 3:50
too good
Gjb bhai
Bhai gajabbb.ese or post kro
*BANIYE* 😂🤣✌️
But we punjabi khatri are totally different😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Killer Ho Bhai tum. Gazab.
Bahtreen gupta ji
80 s born..luv to see...u n punjabi comedy
amazing bro... keep it up
Gooood onee....👍👍
Badiya veere👌👌👌👌👌
Super Awesome ✔
Baki sab ka pta nhi ..par last 4 lines is superb and true..
Bro you explained it precisely
Hahaha 😉 supr se upr sir🤭
His video "daughter" is awesome
Bhaiya maje aa gayeBhaut tagda ha
jhakas....king of comedy :)
reality explained. fine dining se pet nahi bharta.
Awesome 👌
Ultimate bro.simply awesome
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Awesome
Lovely video
Love it!!!!!
ultimate..maza aa gaya
Excellent
Kadakk bhaisahab
Hahah very nicee
Why isn’t Gaurav wearing blue shirt here 😂😂
Great people need to appreciate it