Govt. Job this means that he(chowkidar) live alone in haunted villa and nobody is around, if he will play hide and seek and he found the first person that first person would be ghost.
@Xander at Sid's "conversation ho gayi na? Maine receipt ko re-ceet na kehte hue *rec-ipt* bola, toh tuje kya rakesh sunai dera hai?" -Abhishek upmanyu
Yar jaspreet you are real life observer man. It’s killing when you said mummy papa के कमरे से आवाज़ आ जाए तो पूछने चले जाते हैं कौन है और कहते है हमारा भाई बहन नहीं है
simran kaur , yeah .. you're my girlfriend's spirit animal. hazaar baar mana karne ke baad HALL ME CONJURING dekhne ke baad phone pe raat Bhar loriyaan bhi sunani padti hain.
Harmeet Singh He he...veere main to itna middle class hun k ek din me 25 bar ye video chala k dekh chuka hun, ye dekhne k liye k mere comment pe likes kitne pahonche😂😂
I remember the time when I saw this when I was in 11 standard, because everyone in the class was talking about this watchman joke, but back then I did not follow stand-up comedy much, but eventually seeing this after so many years I found out who was the creator of these jokes🔥🔥
This is the very First video of yours that i have ever watched...you are so good that after you finished i was like 'noooo, why only this much?😦 ; n i immediately subscribed your channel🤗
Jaspreet..you're an awesome stand up artist..love all your videos..please put more and soon!! hatsoff for the content and that too without any bad words and vulgarity!!
@@hadiakhan6658 bro its true do u know the case of Devil made me do it. It have reached high court of America. And we have full evidence of it in cameras. And at that time there was no Photoshop
Yo Pajji! I love your call backs man. every set has a equally timed call backs. like three different observations and having a call back from eqch one of them. Super writing bro.
i can never dare to see horror movies ...even while watching this video....when he described some scene..then my mind start doing imagine then i felt 😨😨🤣🤣🤣
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Aao kabhi Bihar me
Pazi tusi galat hai mai to fan hu horror movie ka bas hiroine sunny leone ho.... Pata nahi ab horror movie dekh kar kamjori kyu hone lagi hai😎
Jaipur
Hello 😂❤
"Jis din koi pakda gya fut k char ho jani hai uski"best dialogue 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yes this part of video.... Hilarious.. !!!!
@@laxmanpatel1912 Yr mere ko yeh baat samaj nahi aae
Govt. Job this means that he(chowkidar) live alone in haunted villa and nobody is around, if he will play hide and seek and he found the first person that first person would be ghost.
@@jokertm6889 yaaa get it 🤣😂🤣
Jeeveshu
5:00 quote "Aisi jagah pr mera dost gayab ho jae i ll go back homeeeee...... Pause..... And meke new friendssss" epicccccc
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"I will go back home, and make new friends."😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit:Wohhh thanks for the like but this credit goes to jaspreet Singh
Haha🤝🤝
Smarty selfish😂😂😂
Jab wo laut ke aayega toh ye dost pitega 🙃😎😬😉
I'd do the same! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@jhalieesfeelings4217 .
"Even the bhoot is confused yaar aurto ke sawal he khatam nahi hote"🤣🤣
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I am one of that "dudeeeeee conjuring theatre mein dekhenge".
tu phle maregaa🤣
Me too
He also said asshole
ha kyuke tu akele nahi dekh sakta...😂
And I'm the one who goes.. Nai dekhenge.. Kyu dekhenge? 😅😂
This SARDAAR is Actually ASARDAAR!
ALL THE VERY BEST BROTHER!
pardeep singh true!! best stand up comedian ever!!
Bro, Every sardar is Asardar only if sardar has connection with his roots , rooted by their Ancestors.
Is this some shitty dialogue from some shitty movie?
Every sardaar is an sardaar are u idiot .this is like this men is real men so you mean others were women shit dialogue
Looking good man
He is so so brilliant yet underrated
No brother, this guy is not a tunderrated, he has more than one million followers.
"Aisi jagah pe mera dost gaayab ho jaaye , i will go BACK HOME " !! 😂😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
😂😂
jaspreet you are great comedian bro without using any vulgar words
I did not get the memo that "bhenchod" stopped being vulgar word
TechRadicalTv fatt k chaar ho jaana is sanskaari??.. jus kidding.anyways i lov his stand ups.
TechRadicalTv fatt k chaar ho jaana is sanskaari??.. jus kidding.anyways i lov his stand ups.
you got me wrong buddy. I don't mind vulgar language at all but just wondering that over-sanitization of "bhenchod" has become rampant.
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This man got it 2 years back.
How could you trust Bollywood.
(0:05)
Yes
@Xander at Sid's "conversation ho gayi na? Maine receipt ko re-ceet na kehte hue *rec-ipt* bola, toh tuje kya rakesh sunai dera hai?" -Abhishek upmanyu
@@shrawanideshpande YEAH BRO LOL
@Xander at Sid's back bhi sahi hai
@Xander at Sid's claim your "I know better english than you" medal here🎖
the way he says ...kiyuu??? 😂😂😂
It seems as chu😂😂😂
at starting: *Tum log swarthi ho*
at end: *I'll go back home....and make new friends*
gajab topibaaz insaan hai😂
😂 😂
wahi to sarcasm hai
@@sehajpreetsingh6798 bhai inke saar ke upar se gya
Woh Banda itna akela hai ki, he tags himself in memes! 😂
the best one was "jis din koi pakda geya fatke 4 ho jani hai uski" :D
zip
hahaha...Sahi baat..style bhi to Kita mast tha
Aur yeh fatke hamesha 4 hi kyu hoti hai..🤔
Karod bhi hoti h bhai
Waqai yrrr 😂😂😂😂
they are fake😎
they are senseless😎
or mujhe dar lgta h 😨
epic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best line:- "Khud ke paise de kr khud ki fate huye mahsoosh krne ka shock"
If agree hit a like
Don't agree
I gave the 666th like 😈
Mujhe shock hai
The best part is ''kyu''😂😂
@@lxalib ewww dude... Don't be so desperate...
@@विकरालभक्त achha tu dhanda v karta hai....
Sahi hai....
Apne ghar walo ko v baitha de...
Kuch paise mil jayenge trko....
😂😂😂
@@lxalib kaam dhandha bol rha hu chutiye, tum jaise jhantuo ne yhi sikha hai apne ghar me.
@@lxalib dhandha to tumhare ghar ne hota hai tabhi yha ad de rha hai sala.
@@विकरालभक्त 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Superb 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌Apka "क्यूं" best tha.. Veer ji 😅
So fabulous stand up comedy sir so funny
Ek saach baat:- jab mana aapka comment dekha tabhi wahi क्यों bole...😂😂😂😂😂
The girl don’t believe in ghosts.
Ya ruclips.net/video/4jexlj90868/видео.html
"I will go back home and make new friends" was the best part Jassi Paaji
Exactly 👍
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Film me content na hone se tum logo ko content bahaut sahi mil jata hai 😂
kissi time pakada gaya toh phat ke charr ho jaa ni hai uski.....fav line...love you jaspreet bhai....
Jaspreet paji aapa tuhadi videos upload hon da wait karde rene aa.
"Please upload your videos more often"
Rounak Saini same here
Rounak Saini if you are a job person must watch this video and share your boss ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
randomly find your channel, watched this one, and almost died by laughing...
Mai v
RIP @ tabassum saifi 😔
@@kamrankhankhan6625 😂😂😂😂nailed it
Plz don't die i am still single
Watch the other 4 maybe u succeed 😑😑😑
So refreshing to see his content. There is always some unique content he finds.
Ye bhi trending me jayegi sardar ji 😂👍
Vishal Sharma if you are a job person must watch this video and share your boss ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
Such a great comedy without any abusive language . Great brother
If you from Delhi.
@@naveenshukla8303 lol
Starting m hi ass hole bol daala aur kya chahiye
Behencho bola usne....haan agar delhi ke ho to gaali nahi h
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Yar jaspreet you are real life observer man. It’s killing when you said mummy papa के कमरे से आवाज़ आ जाए तो पूछने चले जाते हैं कौन है और कहते है हमारा भाई बहन नहीं है
'ab teri stephnie mae badlunga' 😂😂
Dono haatho se pen fight .... I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The " kyou" is the best!
"is jaaga pe mera friend gayab ho jaye toh I will go back home .............. and make new friends."😂😂
I watched this while drinking milk... And spoiled it all when he said futt ke char ho jani hai uski.. 🤣🤣🤣😂😆
I will go back home and make new friends 😂😂🤣🤣
HAHAHA
Wo aadmi tanha hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi, main b tanha hun 😆😆😆😆
Tan-u
Tan-ya
Tan-ha
awesome sardar ji.. cha gye tussi 👍😂😁
I'm 1st time watching this video on 2:50 am
😂😂
at 2.50
Kuy
Me too at 2:57
This Man Deserve My Like 🤘 Swad agya
1:17 the crowd was dumb enough to undersrand that joke😂
2:05, fir tu yahan kya kar rha hai bey...😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anjali nagar if you are a job person must watch this video and share your boss ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
"I'll go back home and make new friends" 😂 😂
I want to see a horror movie from ghosts perspective.
haste haste gir gyi...😂😂😂bt flng fresh....😃😃😃thnxyyy Jassuuu..😊😊😊
Rishi Parna wc
jaspreet chawla haan ji....😊😊😊 really thnx....😊😊😊really feel vry good...bt its soooo funny...😂😂😂
Bhoot kitna classist admi hai yaar 😛
🤣🤣🤣
OMG, this is my all time favorite. I watch this whenever I feel low. Laughed like hell🤣🤣🤣
Babuji yaha pe kafi saalo s koi ni aaya.. Tu rakhvali kiski karra h be.......
Hahahah right
This man is love 😂❤️💯
Shreya Vashisth yes he is good
Lmao
I love you
Blind fold khelte time agr koi hath me aa gya..fat k 4 ho jani h uski.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 very well said veer..
"fat ke chaar ho jani"....was literally 😂😂
paaji sirra krata... loved your performance
Gurujot Singh if you are a job person must watch this video and share your boss ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
i am the one who says "duuddeee conjuring to theatre me dekhege" and then gets scared of my own teddies😂😂👻
simran kaur me 2
simran kaur , yeah .. you're my girlfriend's spirit animal. hazaar baar mana karne ke baad HALL ME CONJURING dekhne ke baad phone pe raat Bhar loriyaan bhi sunani padti hain.
simra
__,,
Me 2
simran kaur😂😂😂😂😂 me too
kainchi mar k cycle chalata h😂😂...bot sahi👏
Inderpreet Oberoi tu to oberoi hai tereko kainchi cycling me bare mai kaise pata
sameer bhalerao Ha ha bro...Kuch Oberoi middle class families me b hote hain😁
inderpreet bhai tu yaar pehla oberoi h jo yeh keh raha h ki oberoi middle class bhi hote hn😂😂😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😰😰😰😵😵😵
Harmeet Singh He he...veere main to itna middle class hun k ek din me 25 bar ye video chala k dekh chuka hun, ye dekhne k liye k mere comment pe likes kitne pahonche😂😂
Inderpreet Oberoi Bhai kainchi cycle chalane ka matlab Kya hai?
I keep coming back to this 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@Sweta Das
Hmm ruclips.net/video/4jexlj90868/видео.html
Kiyunnnn? OMG...I am watching this particular episode again and again and again and again....kiyunnnn?...
I remember the time when I saw this when I was in 11 standard, because everyone in the class was talking about this watchman joke, but back then I did not follow stand-up comedy much, but eventually seeing this after so many years I found out who was the creator of these jokes🔥🔥
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I have reached to this today and I am watching it again and again. It is damn good ❤️
I am that person who love watching horror movies...
paaji itti gap ke baad video upload krte ho...kyuuun??
Btw mast thi ye wali v :)
Shubham Sinha quality bro quality
Quality is better than quantity bro.🙌
obviously quality matters....but all these 3 clips are part of his same show...upto what i think
Shubham Sinha if you are a job person must watch this video and share your boss ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
Harry Tv Channel Good one...however I m not so fluent in Punjabi....but had easily understand the theme....Carry one making video
Moral of the story...never be friends with jaspreet 😂😂
Glad that we discovered you!
The ending was brilliant! Well done paaji!
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The style of saying kyunnnn
Awwww😂
im so much scared of horror movies that even this stand up comedy is scaring me
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Fav one from jaspreet paji👌🏻🔥💥🙏🏻💯
I will go back,nd make new friends😂😂😂😂mst tha
I seeing all the vedio 10 times and still laughing like huge number and love jaspreet sir
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There's no horror movie I have never watched.
This is the very First video of yours that i have ever watched...you are so good that after you finished i was like 'noooo, why only this much?😦 ; n i immediately subscribed your channel🤗
Wow nice story.
Wanna publish?
DM me your number.
check my channel
same happened with me :)
Daman Preet o really?
mee too...
Man!! He is so amazing!! Wish to see him perform more 👍👍👍
Awesome scripting and the way you performed was amazing
Bhai sachi me, I was searching for you, but couldn't remember your name, so typed Jaswinder stand up comedy, and you popped up. 😂😂
Jaspreet..you're an awesome stand up artist..love all your videos..please put more and soon!! hatsoff for the content and that too without any bad words and vulgarity!!
That "" kew"""😂😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩😘😍😍
The worst thing of a horror movie is
"Based on teal story"
Ise dekh ke age se fatta hain ya piche se malum v nhi padta
@@hadiakhan6658 bro its true do u know the case of Devil made me do it. It have reached high court of America. And we have full evidence of it in cameras. And at that time there was no Photoshop
The delivery in indian jokes is the best.
Talent , different from other prevalent vulgar videos on RUclips.. Great ..
Abhi to views ke liye koi Kitna bhi gir jata hai..
Diwakar Chaturvedi what vulgar did u hear in dis video...this guy is better than kunal kamra
@@manojshetty1539 he said jaspreet are not using any vulgar language
His Expression n gestures are like Sandeep Maheshwari
Chaa gaye guru 😂😂
Shaan Shaz if you are a job person must watch this video ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
this guy is the only one who can actually make me laugh. waiting to get older and watch him live
hahaha... man you're too good with your comic timings
check my channel
This is a brilliant. Every piece of observation by him is to the point and correct
veere solid kaam h tera waheguru mier kare tere ute
Yo Pajji! I love your call backs man. every set has a equally timed call backs. like three different observations and having a call back from eqch one of them. Super writing bro.
Bhai ke liye like toh bnta h🙋👍
Suraj soni if you are a job person must watch this video and share your boss ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
कोई स्कूटर से जा रहा और भूत be like*__👻 अब तेरी स्टेपनी मैं पकड़ूंगा " 😂
Sardar Ji ... Tusi Pakistan vich honday te tawanu Jappi pani c .... Keep Rocking!!!
Kyu Bhai use maarne ka irada h kya
@Mohan Gahalot bad comment , ohne koi galt gal ni kiti eslyi tnu b koi haq ni ohnu galt comment krn da
@Mohan Gahalot te tnu b joke krna ta nal koi emoji b lga sakda , ohnu b ni pata lageya hona b mjaak kita ja bejtii kiti ohdi
Bhai ande wake burger apne roster ko kuch samjhate nhi ho kyA...kya bak rha h
We also love you all bros.
Dono hatho se pen fight was "EPIC"😂
1:41 n I clicked lyk button.. This guy is suprb😂😍
I alwyz say "kyu"😂 while watching horror movies..
Blindfold 3:00 😂😂
Amandeep Singh if you are a job person must watch this video and share your boss ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
😂😂😂Family ke sath horror movie dekhte samay horror seen se Jayda romantic seen se dar lagata Hai😂😂😂
ਹਾਹਾਹਾ ਬਹੁਤ ਵਧੀਆ ,, ਚੜਦੀਕਲਾ ਵੀਰ
jagjit singh if you are a job person must watch this video and share your boss ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
Best line was : "चलो जैसा तुम्हे ठीक लगे "
I was eagerly waiting for your videos.. At last You uploaded another one.. TY veerji
i can never dare to see horror movies ...even while watching this video....when he described some scene..then my mind start doing imagine then i felt 😨😨🤣🤣🤣
3: 47 is totally lit 🔥
Sardar ji gajab😍😜🤣
'' I WILL GO BACK HOME ANDDD MAKE NEW FRIENDS ''🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Superb! Loved this guy from the first time I saw his Ghar Ki Talash video. Excellent stand-up comedian. Like if you agree
SM Shahxaib if you are a job person must watch this video and share your boss ruclips.net/video/hJySU8dd7nA/видео.html
Last line, "I'll go home, and make new friends"😀😂😂😀😂😂
I'll go back home😂
At 3:36 interval ke बाद इनका "नंगा" नाच हो चुका होता है..... फिर जंगल से G*faad horror आवाज़ आएगी और हीरोइन उठ के देखने जायेगी....
Kyuuuuuu 😂😂