Jojo's Condensed Adventure: Phantom Blood

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @faxjam
    @faxjam  2 года назад +3360

    Just to clear things up for people, the originals got copyright claimed so have reuploaded them with the music changed slightly. The revenue from these vids helps me make new cartoons so I think this was the best way! Cheers for the continued support guys 😎

    • @KrAyOnS1
      @KrAyOnS1 2 года назад +31

      Who was it copyrighted by?

    • @whatthewatthewell
      @whatthewatthewell 2 года назад +6

      damn

    • @nathanieljones8043
      @nathanieljones8043 2 года назад +19

      this is why I hate copy right this video feels much less alive

    • @MonsieurBig
      @MonsieurBig 2 года назад +13

      @@KrAyOnS1 me. And I'll do it again

    • @KrAyOnS1
      @KrAyOnS1 2 года назад +6

      @@MonsieurBig Lol, like you have the power

  • @mudfish6861
    @mudfish6861 2 года назад +3791

    Love how Speedwagon’s accent is 20% thicker than everyone else’s for seemingly no reason.

    • @jacquestube
      @jacquestube 2 года назад +204

      Maybe because everyone's speaking with a British accent and he's Cockney

    • @brendanjoyce645
      @brendanjoyce645 2 года назад +39

      @@jacquestube or fuggin glasgow😂😂

    • @boykisserreal
      @boykisserreal 2 года назад +26

      haha engerland

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 2 года назад +59

      It's to point out the fact that every English person is related to Speedwagon, he was the most English person to ever England and every Britbong can trace their ancestry back to him.

    • @boykisserreal
      @boykisserreal 2 года назад +5

      @@mannmctrash so therefore I am related to speedwagon?

  • @rimuru_mayhem
    @rimuru_mayhem 2 года назад +4374

    Jojo: *blinks*
    Speedwagon: “Oh great heavens, Mr. Joestar has just moved his eyelids vertically downwards and up again with the grace of a Greek god! Such grace! Such beauty! Truly, I am astounded to be in his presence with each passing moment!”

    • @SweetyMaity468
      @SweetyMaity468 2 года назад +140

      The use of literature in this comment. ELEGANT 😇😇😇

    • @dr.markus-level3researcher
      @dr.markus-level3researcher 2 года назад

      Yeah, there's no way he ain't gay

    • @jeffowens9536
      @jeffowens9536 2 года назад +27

      Speedwagon: Jojo's #1 fan

    • @bigbywolf5197
      @bigbywolf5197 Год назад

      @Nick Gurr ???

    • @dan_asd
      @dan_asd Год назад +18

      theyre just friends bro trust me just bros loving each other nothing more

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 года назад +1974

    “But first you must learn how to breath”
    “I’ve never tried that before”

  • @Lucidly_cremated
    @Lucidly_cremated 2 года назад +2967

    I quote the “I’ve never tried that before” scene on a daily basis- glad these videos are still going to be up

  • @OrangeBunt
    @OrangeBunt Год назад +217

    2:30 “there’s a wedding happening. I’m at a wedding.” Wiser words have never been spoken

    • @Remington-bs6xh
      @Remington-bs6xh 11 месяцев назад +6

      Bro seriously looks so happy to be there

  • @thorook4264
    @thorook4264 2 года назад +610

    1:33 LOOK DIO IS USING THE SECRET JOESTER TECHNUIQE

    • @hilo5571
      @hilo5571 2 года назад +24

      BRUH 1:33 IS MY FAVOURITE PART (like 90000000)

    • @shame2189
      @shame2189 2 года назад +20

      NIGERUNDAYO SMOKEY SANNN

    • @XboxTF2Tidbits
      @XboxTF2Tidbits 11 месяцев назад +2

      LOOK OUT! HE’S USING THE BRANDO BIKE AWAY BAMBOOZLER

    • @xcorpsstudios380
      @xcorpsstudios380 8 месяцев назад

      Oh bugger Burra bugah he goth away oh buga ubga

    • @goldengaming5506
      @goldengaming5506 5 месяцев назад

      Using a penny farthing was the original form of running away

  • @dagny524
    @dagny524 2 года назад +1437

    2:37 Little did you know, Lisa Lisa's sunglasses aren't an accessory, they're a permanent part of her face.

    • @Jaded_Umbreon2
      @Jaded_Umbreon2 2 года назад +44

      Did you also notice that with Jonathan’s wife her dangling hair piece is transparent so you see blue and black instead of blonde

    • @atomicdestroyer8068
      @atomicdestroyer8068 2 года назад +19

      That is not Lisa Lisa that is George Joestar the second

    • @VERGILGASM
      @VERGILGASM 2 года назад +21

      That's why Jotaro's hat is a part of his hair

    • @chaoticstarfish3401
      @chaoticstarfish3401 2 года назад +65

      @@atomicdestroyer8068 Idk if you were joking, but that is Lisa Lisa. George was in Erina's womb.

    • @_Kai-is-in-the-walls_
      @_Kai-is-in-the-walls_ 2 года назад +18

      Plot twist it’s Shizuka

  • @nightcollapse
    @nightcollapse 2 года назад +256

    2:29 I love Speedwagon here he's so happy

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel Год назад +8

      I love how Zeppeli is also there since he didn't animate the part where he dies, lol
      Edit: I actually didn't even realize that he did, and Zeppeli is supposed to be still cut in half lmao

  • @Viva_Reverie
    @Viva_Reverie 2 года назад +877

    my lovely joejoes... reborn!

    • @TeoG.
      @TeoG. 2 года назад +9

      Oh hey

    • @CracAintWack
      @CracAintWack 2 года назад +26

      𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒚 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆

    • @Wiskdecreb
      @Wiskdecreb 2 года назад +7

      Viva I like your really really fast series

    • @giornogiovanna8543
      @giornogiovanna8543 2 года назад +13

      A legend is a fan of another legend

    • @omgdin
      @omgdin 2 года назад +2

      zamn

  • @RedPlaysDeepwoken
    @RedPlaysDeepwoken 2 года назад +202

    0:33 "you smelly commoner"(*falls*) gets me so many times

    • @Remington-bs6xh
      @Remington-bs6xh 11 месяцев назад +6

      Well seeinf as a gentleman(puckered shrinking of thy face) i suppose ill forgive you🧐

    • @Minibuilds330
      @Minibuilds330 6 месяцев назад +1

      The music too 😂

    • @Cyn-ister_Shade
      @Cyn-ister_Shade 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Remington-bs6xhI respect that

  • @juliiju0484
    @juliiju0484 2 года назад +670

    Proud that this piece of art was able to be reuploaded

  • @KazooDoesArt
    @KazooDoesArt 2 года назад +1495

    This will always be my favorite series. I love what you do, man!

  • @TheSinisterSplotch
    @TheSinisterSplotch 2 года назад +446

    1:34 has me crying because of his goofy ass bike💀

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan 2 года назад +788

    Damn, can't believe you managed to make three full animations in the same hour

    • @lorifischer6885
      @lorifischer6885 2 года назад +48

      I know right, He's so dedicated

    • @obamium3020
      @obamium3020 2 года назад +60

      This is what happens when you master Hamon

    • @mothfard0
      @mothfard0 2 года назад +18

      @@TarotVylan hes so quick and talented

    • @jotarokujonft3900
      @jotarokujonft3900 2 года назад +11

      So dedicated, such talent!

    • @sussydrac6952
      @sussydrac6952 2 года назад +1

      @@TarotVylan Little Sammy just woke up and mad in the morning, eyy...

  • @foxfilmz8860
    @foxfilmz8860 2 года назад +635

    0:31 The way Dio yeeted Danny had me wheezing😭

    • @hirahiro2331
      @hirahiro2331 2 года назад +12

      Arf arf-

    • @txgl7925
      @txgl7925 2 года назад

      You smelly commoner

    • @_Kai-is-in-the-walls_
      @_Kai-is-in-the-walls_ 2 года назад +9

      This is literally my favorite part of the whole video 😂😂

    • @Tanner-vk9px
      @Tanner-vk9px 2 года назад +3

      I respect that

    • @Renotaraa
      @Renotaraa Год назад +1

      @@_Kai-is-in-the-walls_ It gets me everytime

  • @AP-xj3iz
    @AP-xj3iz 2 года назад +84

    2:27 "OH SO YOU'RE APPROACHING ME"

  • @whoopsinator1234
    @whoopsinator1234 2 года назад +220

    0:50 Me after eating sour candy

  • @strongbadmandy
    @strongbadmandy 2 года назад +371

    @1:00 I'm so glad this music survived the copyright claim, it's perfect for Dio and Jonathan's rugby run

    • @gavinthedeliveryman2635
      @gavinthedeliveryman2635 2 года назад +1

      Whats the name

    • @UFBMusic
      @UFBMusic 2 года назад +26

      @@gavinthedeliveryman2635 The song is called Maple Leaf Rag by Scott Joplin. It's from 1899, so it's well in to the public domain.

    • @gavinthedeliveryman2635
      @gavinthedeliveryman2635 2 года назад

      @@UFBMusic thanks

    • @SPAMMER_G
      @SPAMMER_G Год назад

      Yessir!!!
      anything older than 70 years old goes right into public domain!

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming Год назад +1

      @@SPAMMER_G anything where the guy was dead for 70 years +20 if you're walt disney.

  • @benchman6532
    @benchman6532 2 года назад +76

    1:49 babies when they are born be like

    • @benchman6532
      @benchman6532 2 года назад +7

      And also 1:47

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 Год назад +4

      @@benchman6532 What’s the background track?

    • @ThespeckledHorseMan
      @ThespeckledHorseMan 3 месяца назад +1

      I think its "Roundabout" from the band "yes"​@@BobbinRobbin777

  • @simochiothereal4382
    @simochiothereal4382 2 года назад +240

    Always gets me with the
    "Welp, looks like I'm dying son."

  • @mangopipino
    @mangopipino 2 года назад +1297

    "Father! i think hes trying to poison you"
    _"Well atleast he has better table manners than you, jonathan"_
    (tribute to that one comment thread that basically wrote the entire script of the video)

    • @theforbiddenfrost
      @theforbiddenfrost 2 года назад +58

      just give it a few ( death sound ) don’t touch that! just give it a few years and you’ll get along i’m sure of it! a few years?

    • @shrimpwithdrip4195
      @shrimpwithdrip4195 2 года назад +42

      @@theforbiddenfrost so the years passed and the two lads learned to set aside their differences and get along

    • @mangopipino
      @mangopipino 2 года назад +32

      @@shrimpwithdrip4195 (beers clacking to each other) (transition) around here you cough up the docks before ol' speedwagon teaches you a leason

    • @shrimpwithdrip4195
      @shrimpwithdrip4195 2 года назад +25

      @@mangopipino cewl your getting the hang of it nice one (beers clanking to each other)

    • @HarleyQuinn-yi6iq
      @HarleyQuinn-yi6iq 2 года назад +24

      @@shrimpwithdrip4195 (fire burning in the background)Jonathan stop daydreaming your brother has killed me

  • @katj3282
    @katj3282 Год назад +86

    " s c h m u c k "

  • @Alex-vg2xs
    @Alex-vg2xs 2 года назад +96

    0:32 The easiest way to get someone to hate a villain with all their soul, is to have them kick a dog or pet.
    Also, the explanation of Hamon is excellent.

    • @devonterminator2697
      @devonterminator2697 7 дней назад

      Isn't the trope called kick the dog and doesn't always include a dog

  • @SpederFrom2019
    @SpederFrom2019 2 года назад +17

    1:56 terraria calamity when you get slightly tapped by supreme calamitas or exo mechs with any armour

  • @Generixx254
    @Generixx254 2 года назад +72

    I love the way the menacing particles just screw them over in any case scenario

  • @CREEPERBOSSthefox
    @CREEPERBOSSthefox Год назад +29

    “I still have better table manners than you Jonathan”
    “Nu uh”

  • @golaughcecil45
    @golaughcecil45 2 года назад +75

    1:04 the way Dio’s face is 💀💀

  • @sergencalgan7862
    @sergencalgan7862 Год назад +30

    1:22 Very Subtle Detailing: in a chapter of the JoJo manga, the coloring crew messed up with drawing Dio's teeth.

  • @Bigbossd4wg9
    @Bigbossd4wg9 2 года назад +60

    1:43 his wine is so big haha

  • @lucazade1
    @lucazade1 2 года назад +36

    Because it was my favourite comment from the original it would be a shame to lose it:
    The Brando family secret technique: 1:34.

  • @adv3nturehq517
    @adv3nturehq517 2 года назад +81

    0:03 "Only 2.99 OH MAH GAWWWWW"

    • @thepigeonbehindtheprofile7275
      @thepigeonbehindtheprofile7275 2 года назад +5

      Jonathan: Boy it sure tough being rich.
      Dio: (Get's hit 6 time's)

    • @adv3nlo-fi879
      @adv3nlo-fi879 2 года назад +1

      Well look's like im dying Son, this is your new Family now.

    • @AngelinaAnn2229
      @AngelinaAnn2229 2 года назад +2

      @@adv3nlo-fi879 Dio: I hate them and i hate you (Walk's away to hes Papa D.I.P)

    • @AngelinaAnn2229
      @AngelinaAnn2229 2 года назад +1

      @@adv3nlo-fi879 Dio: (Jump's out of the Horse Cab in Gae Style) *Gasp* :O there'll be no more Baked Bean's on my face thats for sure ;)

    • @Adv3nTunes
      @Adv3nTunes 2 года назад +2

      Dio: (Squashed Head)
      John: Hello there (Dio Kick's Dog Woosh) You smelly commoner >;[ (Dodges) "Fall's" Well seeing as im a gentleman i suppose ill forgive you ;*)

  • @infinitepower7720
    @infinitepower7720 2 года назад +72

    The hardest choices require the strongest wills

    • @sssIeepymemes
      @sssIeepymemes 2 года назад +2

      Jonathan only has half of will

  • @11bullo55
    @11bullo55 2 года назад +42

    "But first you must learn how to breathe"
    "I have never tried that before"
    Best conversation in the vid

  • @rubengeneroso9976
    @rubengeneroso9976 Год назад +31

    0:12 3 transitions in one part

  • @E300.1
    @E300.1 6 месяцев назад +6

    "There's a weddnin' happening, I'm at a weddnin'!" -Speedwagon

  • @Ancient_Soul9000
    @Ancient_Soul9000 Год назад +15

    0:25 Jonathan’s lil smile :)

  • @cullenwise5329
    @cullenwise5329 2 года назад +80

    "I still have better table manner than you do Jonathan." Jonathan with food all over his face , "NU UH."

  • @BeefcakeKARS
    @BeefcakeKARS 2 года назад +35

    0:37
    now I know why they all do this weird pose, they're all taken out of context that's all

  • @HARLEiQ
    @HARLEiQ 2 года назад +23

    "You kick my dog accidentally so I accidentally doughnut you"- Jonathan joestar
    2:22

  • @BiggestE_
    @BiggestE_ 2 года назад +14

    0:46 "Atleast he has better table manners Jonathan"

  • @Web_Slade
    @Web_Slade 13 дней назад +1

    I love the running bit of everyone collinding with the effects, especially with DIO.

  • @twolazy
    @twolazy 2 года назад +98

    it’s a shame the originals got copyrighted, hope you do well on your upcoming jojo parodies

  • @Xurg56
    @Xurg56 2 года назад +6

    You watch this and it feels like it tells you nothing but after watching jojo you release it told you everything.

  • @dunno.f_o3907
    @dunno.f_o3907 2 года назад +8

    00:31 this is soooo freaaking funny i cant take it. The calm in the swing of the foot is magical. i love it. I love this condensed series very much

  • @heavenlyderpfowl1180
    @heavenlyderpfowl1180 2 года назад +15

    Watching the notifications on my phone for this was fun

    • @recitationtohear
      @recitationtohear 2 года назад

      *ruclips.net/video/Q7USStVAS_Q/видео.html*
      *u missed This*

  • @1rig
    @1rig 2 года назад +13

    I love how the fire is gone after jonathan punched dio in the stomach

  • @plattytheperrypus5701
    @plattytheperrypus5701 2 года назад +28

    1:58 antivaxxer's kid breathing fresh air for the first time

    • @Riley-wv5cg
      @Riley-wv5cg 9 месяцев назад

      PARRY THA PLATTA PUS!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @mrgar4446
    @mrgar4446 2 года назад +10

    Dio's laugh when Jonathan dies is my favorite part

  • @MusAltintas06
    @MusAltintas06 2 года назад +40

    2:00 it’s star platinum

  • @corphish69
    @corphish69 2 года назад +8

    I love how jonathan ditches dio for speedwagon in like seconds

  • @wuffles9584
    @wuffles9584 6 месяцев назад +2

    i did the math and a $3 stone mask from the 1880s would be worth around $92.37 in 2024

  • @r.achel044
    @r.achel044 2 года назад +57

    your transitions always impress me. sad it had to be reuploaded but happy it's up:)

  • @meliodasthedragonsin9616
    @meliodasthedragonsin9616 2 года назад +62

    I need parts 4, 5, and 6 animated like this please THESE ARE MASTERPIECES

  • @Leila555
    @Leila555 2 года назад +7

    I love the weaponization of the sound effects.

  • @theonlygecko2041
    @theonlygecko2041 2 года назад +7

    Dad: “Stop Daydreaming Jonathan I’m dying!”
    Jonathan: “Oh”

  • @dawnstag7267
    @dawnstag7267 5 месяцев назад +2

    Genuine genius writing. I love it.

  • @Justsomeonewithopinions
    @Justsomeonewithopinions 2 года назад +10

    As a Jojo fan, can confirm this is deadly accurate.

  • @Blobfish-gu5up105
    @Blobfish-gu5up105 4 месяца назад +1

    1:22 "i still have better table manners then you jonathan." "nuh uh"

  • @Le_BluBird
    @Le_BluBird Год назад +5

    I'm not sure if anyone's mentioned this, but I love how the screen's effects are instead physical objects, such as when Jonathan trips over that strange triangle line thing, or the many times Dio collides with an effect.

  • @anti-duellinks-meta6966
    @anti-duellinks-meta6966 2 года назад +5

    The Interaction with the effects had me dying

  • @KyleRomelCabacungan
    @KyleRomelCabacungan Год назад +1

    Btw you get hamon breathing by eating 50 benadryls and 450 Flintstone gummies

  • @WillowX9
    @WillowX9 2 года назад +12

    From 2:04 through 2:23 is actually one sentence “ wow with your weird breathing, this guy’s running commentary, and my big arm we’ll stop my brother for sure.”

  • @Morning_Star_Productions
    @Morning_Star_Productions 2 года назад +13

    i love how the title cards and the menacings are physical objects in the real world, also i love how this spoils the show without actually spoiling it, this is pure comedy gold, the “jonathan stop daydreaming your brother has killed me,” dio escaping on the bike, and the hamon joked always get me

  • @anacceptablename332
    @anacceptablename332 9 месяцев назад +1

    i love speedwagon and his love for monologuing about what’s going on in front of him. he’s so handy when you’re not fully watching what’s going on

  • @aznperson8
    @aznperson8 2 года назад +5

    I'm surprised you didn't go for the gag of Dio finishing off Jonathan with his VAMPIRE EYE LASERS MADE OF HIGH-PRESSURE OCULAR FLUID. The absurdity of it is a joke in itself.

  • @hamontequila1104
    @hamontequila1104 2 года назад +6

    1:06 and 1:51 is pure genius

  • @zekeram129
    @zekeram129 2 года назад +25

    God these transitions are _gorgeous_

  • @saltsaltius9831
    @saltsaltius9831 Год назад +2

    “Jonathan is looking at me. His face shows excitement”
    Jonathan: 🗿

  • @Chasm_
    @Chasm_ 19 дней назад +1

    0:34 "you smelly commoner" lol😂

  • @Gunslingerian
    @Gunslingerian 2 года назад +3

    "but first you must learn to breathe"
    "ive never tried that before"
    i literally cant

  • @makadenmitchell2909
    @makadenmitchell2909 2 года назад +23

    0:23 POSTKIGHT BACKGROUND MUSIC!!

  • @わわわわだ
    @わわわわだ Год назад +2

    マジで英語分かんないマンなんですけどとにかく爆笑した。
    ありがとう。天才です。

  • @jikajikajikajikajika
    @jikajikajikajikajika 2 года назад +4

    i enjoyed every second of this animation, its unironically great!

  • @lnlmotorola
    @lnlmotorola 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love these kinda unnecessary-but-necessarily-necessary transitions scene after scene.

  • @emmettweber5730
    @emmettweber5730 2 года назад +5

    This is so incredibly well done

  • @samiakmal4992
    @samiakmal4992 2 года назад +19

    2:29 caught me off guard

  • @Alexander050101
    @Alexander050101 2 года назад +9

    I’m going to put these on loop overnight to recover all the views purely out of spite at RUclips

  • @FrankFrank-mu5oh
    @FrankFrank-mu5oh 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Oh booger 'e got away"

  • @Hyxur0
    @Hyxur0 11 месяцев назад +1

    “I STILL have better table manners than you, Johnafthan”
    “nuh-uhh.. 😢”

  • @BautiChainGomez
    @BautiChainGomez Год назад +3

    i love how body accurate 1:00 is

  • @robert2177
    @robert2177 Год назад +1

    I like how the popups can interact with the animation

  • @thefirstjojo
    @thefirstjojo Год назад +1

    It is surprising how true this is

  • @kitkatavie7020
    @kitkatavie7020 2 года назад +13

    Bri’ish accent: Only 2.99? Oh my goooood
    Bloody brilliant, the way he said it so blankly killed me

  • @Palozon
    @Palozon 2 года назад +4

    I hate that even in faxjam's cute abridged version of the series there are still fuckin part skippers.
    This shit is great

  • @DankleKankle
    @DankleKankle 2 года назад +2

    You can’t see it right now but i’m making a very rude gesture to copyright law. Regardless, it’s quite nice to have all the JoJo videos grouped up like this. This was very fun to rewatch lol.
    Good luck with the rest!

  • @Goobersbizzareadventure
    @Goobersbizzareadventure 13 дней назад +1

    1:27 “N u h u h”

  • @sircatsmeow2886
    @sircatsmeow2886 2 года назад +1

    Oh no, I have to rewatch all the episodes posted again, what a horrible, horrible shame! :(
    (I hope you get good money for these dude, you deserve it.)

  • @TheWorldGoverment
    @TheWorldGoverment 2 года назад +18

    0:59 Jonathan’s face there is so funny 😂

  • @jakabshaw4127
    @jakabshaw4127 7 месяцев назад +1

    those transitions are fire

  • @charlottecarr6052
    @charlottecarr6052 2 года назад +41

    1:24 nuh uh

  • @luckyponcedeleon2469
    @luckyponcedeleon2469 11 месяцев назад +1

    These transitionsare 'muah' chefs kiss

  • @nikolacatlak9875
    @nikolacatlak9875 2 года назад +1

    The substitutes for the music aren't even bad sounding at all. 🍻 Cheers to the reuploads!

  • @grenieraddict
    @grenieraddict 2 года назад +2

    Love this series, you're animations are so good and the voices make me laugh everytime !

  • @Plus_Ultra-1
    @Plus_Ultra-1 2 года назад +1

    “U smelly Commener”
    Jonathan-2022

  • @waxrush
    @waxrush 2 года назад +2

    This is an animators fever dream.

  • @01kukuruza
    @01kukuruza Год назад +1

    i love how he didn't forget the frog

  • @temshop5757
    @temshop5757 2 года назад +2

    man two brand new animations at once haha :D

  • @-dark-matter-
    @-dark-matter- 2 года назад +10

    Gonna rematch to see how the music changed and to support FaxJam
    Still just as funny as the first time

  • @haku_68
    @haku_68 Год назад +1

    (flute music) only 2.99? oh my gooooooooo-
    (tribute to that one comment thread making a tribute to that one comment thread that basically wrote the entire script of the video)