ONEY PLAYS Minecraft (Complete Series Playthrough 2019 - 2020)

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  • @yourehereforthatarentyou
    @yourehereforthatarentyou 2 года назад +1041

    nothing makes me happier than the fact that tomar was completely innocent yet said EVERYTHING wrong and made himself look so guilty of blowing up that guys house. “how am i holding flint?” *clearly holding flint*

    • @hosaepalvin9795
      @hosaepalvin9795 2 года назад +35

      classic whodunit

    • @cake_train
      @cake_train Год назад +42

      And it cost him his shrine

    • @ChaseR09
      @ChaseR09 10 месяцев назад +11

      The pressure plate gaslight was classic

    • @floga10
      @floga10 6 месяцев назад +8

      Lmao even Chris genuinely thought tomar did ut

    • @LycheeLele-mh2ku
      @LycheeLele-mh2ku 3 месяца назад +3

      I think it's even funnier how Chris was actually gonna blow it up in the first place, but accidently did it too early.

  • @gigastrike2
    @gigastrike2 3 года назад +7624

    I just wanted to thank you for making funny RUclips content, which is great for people like me who can't get out much due to my asthma and OCD and ADD and ADHD and hepatitis A and hepatitis B and hepatitis C and aspergers syndrome and astigmatism and PTSD and CIPD and ARDS and ARND and sickle-cell anemia and alzheimers and CHD and covid-19 and DVT and FAS and unattractive nose and FMS and GERD and crones disease and diabetes and vrolik syndrome and depression and anxiety and spina bifida and TB and hypertension and legal blindness and ED and cervical cancer and a UTI and porphyric hemophilia and parkinsons and sleep apnea and MS and CWD and pregnancy and gout and SIDS and involuntary celibacy and cerebral palsy and twitter addiction.

    • @John_Doe4269
      @John_Doe4269 3 года назад +945

      Wow. You're so brave. Thank you for rstoring my faith in the human race.

    • @jameson7276
      @jameson7276 3 года назад +763

      You sir, just won the internet. This is so wholesome.

    • @trashchannel7749
      @trashchannel7749 3 года назад +258

      The funniest thing is that I have ADHD, so this is so relatable.

    • @coal_powered
      @coal_powered 3 года назад +312

      bro this is totally big chungus wholesome 100, thank you for sharing your incredibly tough and interesting story

    • @Loganstonez
      @Loganstonez 3 года назад +90

      porphyric hemophilia lol

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 2 года назад +911

    1:38:23, Love how genuinely upset Zach sounds about blowing up the player’s house. *“NOOO I didn’t know!”*

    • @xXFluffers
      @xXFluffers Год назад +29

      he respects autistic people... word up

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy 3 года назад +1943

    18:03 is my favorite thing in the world, their immediate respective freak outs show their personalities so well

    • @alfredandersson875
      @alfredandersson875 3 года назад +26

      +1

    • @kiasmidt7678
      @kiasmidt7678 3 года назад +461

      Tomar: normal human distress
      Chris: panicked gibberish
      Zach: random cartoon character noises

    • @mati28287
      @mati28287 3 года назад +115

      @@kiasmidt7678 zach said one or two things on spanish
      i would know because i speak spanish

    • @Garnox_
      @Garnox_ 3 года назад +39

      @@kiasmidt7678 realmente pensas que es "gibberish" no mi amigo es español el idioma de los dioses

    • @mati28287
      @mati28287 3 года назад +152

      @@Garnox_ A Y C A R O M B A

  • @wanderingrandomer
    @wanderingrandomer 3 года назад +5602

    Chris accidentally destroying that house and falsely accusing Tomar will go down as the greatest injustice of our time.

    • @MistaBrandoVA
      @MistaBrandoVA 3 года назад +443

      Seeing Chris walk down the stairs to find Zack lining an entire wall with TNT is one of the funniest things to me, it's so goddamned goofy looking like its from Loony Toons lmfao

    • @tsandethottiesupremocleo1896
      @tsandethottiesupremocleo1896 3 года назад +67

      Some Trump voter is gonna be fuming when he see's you said that

    • @rumory
      @rumory 3 года назад +75

      @@tsandethottiesupremocleo1896 🙁

    • @cooperswan534
      @cooperswan534 3 года назад +76

      @@tsandethottiesupremocleo1896 There is voter fraud though....literally republicans were prevented from verifying thousands of mail in ballots. Literally dead people voted. Literally people voted more than once in states they don't even live in. If you don't believe that that has happened you are delusional. How does a simp like Biden get more votes than yalls black jesus, Barrack Obama? You're telling me that your party and it's base has more enthusiasm for Joe Biden than Barrack Obama? The first ever black president of the United States? Hmmm

    • @tsandethottiesupremocleo1896
      @tsandethottiesupremocleo1896 3 года назад +74

      @@cooperswan534 if I could vote for Obama a third time I would but you can't do that without expecting to waste a vote. Barr himself said that the voting machines did not get tampered with by Hugo Chavez's ghost so there's literally no reason to disassemble them. There was literally one credible incident in which fraud might've occurred and that was when those folks snuck a box of ballots under a table past closing time. Aside from that, 140,000 "fake ballots" isn't enough to change the outcome of this election. I don't care where those votes went, even if they were in swing states it wouldn't have won Trump Michigan or Wisconsin or especially Arizona or Minnesota, all of which leaned towards Biden by hundreds of thousands of votes. It was close in Pennsylvania and Michigan but Trump still lost by 150,000 votes in MI, 80,000 votes in PA, and 10,000 votes in Georgia. Let's say that those votes went to each state equally, and thus each state lost about 36,667 votes for Biden. That would've won Trump Georgia, but not Pennsylvania or Michigan. If those votes were spread between Michigan and Pennsylvania, that would still mean Trump lost both states. If all those votes belonged to a single state, Trump would win either PA or GA and he would've still lost MI. While I believe that it's possible for between hundreds and tens of thousands of those votes to have been fraudulent, I doubt the problem is as big as your precious leader wants you to think it is. He can't accept his loss and neither can you so you both need to come up with excuses and stories and explanations on why the election was "rigged" "unfair" or perhaps "decided by an unseen force" if you're especially crazy. Republicans asked for recounts and they were done, in the presence of bipartisan moderators that belonged to both sides of the political spectrum no less. Yet somehow, you're still absolutely 100% convinced that fake votes were cast and your president lost because of it. It's stupid, it's childish, it's misinformed, and it's illustrative of how your party tends to deal with failure. But you're never wrong if you don't admit to it, right kiddo?

  • @mikeg4691
    @mikeg4691 3 года назад +2265

    I love how Zach is disgusted once he realizes obsidian can be broken.

    • @jamlpe
      @jamlpe Год назад +101

      i'd be sickened to my stomach too if someone told me that there was a giant gaping hole through my house that any mischevious criminal could simply go past.......

    • @benfunk3518
      @benfunk3518 2 месяца назад

      @@jamlpe😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 56:01 😅😅😅😅 56:04 😅😅 56:05 56:06 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 56:13 I 😮😅😅😅😅 56:17 but 56:19 😅😮 56:20 😅😅😅😅😅 56:23 😅😮😅😅😅😅😅 56:28 😅 56:29 is 😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 56:42 56:43 😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 56:47 😅 56:47 😅 56:47 56:48 😅😅 56:50 😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 56:54 😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅 56:58 and 😮😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅 57:06 😅😅😅😮😅😅😅 57:12 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 57:17 😅😅😮😮😅😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 57:24 😅😅😅😮😅😅😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 57:39 months of 😅😅😅😅😅 57:45 57:46 57:47 😅😅 57:49 years 😅 57:50 years😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅 58:00 😅 58:01 months 58:01 weeks 58:02 58:04 😅😅 58:05 😅😅😅 58:07 58:08 58:08 58:09 😅😅😅 58:10 and the 😅 58:14 😅😅😅😅 58:18 😅😅 58:19 days 😅😅😅😅😮 58:23 😅 58:24 and 😅😅😮 58:30 😅 58:32 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 58:37 😅is 😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅 58:47 months of 😅sleep deprived 😅😅 58:51 years 😅 58:52 😅😅😅😮😮😮😅😅😅😅 58:56 😅😅😅😅😅 58:59 58:59 😅😮😅😅 59:00 😅😅😅😅😅😅😮 59:04 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 59:08 😅😅 59:10 and 😅😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅 59:18 is 59:19 😅😮😅😅 59:21 😅😅 59:22 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😅 59:33 😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 59:44 59:45 years 😅😅 59:46 😅😅😅😮😅😅😅 59:51 days is 😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅 59:58 weeks😅😮😅 59:59 😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😮😅😮😅😅😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😮😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😅😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😮😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😮😅😅😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😮😅😮😅😮😅😮😮😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😮😅😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😮😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😮😮😅😅😮😮😮😮😮😅😅😮😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😮😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😅😮😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😮😮😮😅😅😅😮😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😮😅😮😅😅😮😅😮😮😮😅😅😮😮😮😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😮😅
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  • @clockworks360
    @clockworks360 3 года назад +706

    In the first hour and a half: normal minecraft
    Rest of the video: building the tower for the eye of Sauron and just absolute primordial chaos

    • @clockworks360
      @clockworks360 3 года назад +22

      @Aran Ryan *_Wait, hold on-_*

    • @humiekitten7818
      @humiekitten7818 3 года назад +10

      @@clockworks360 no wait, he's onto something

  • @Jander406
    @Jander406 Год назад +160

    14:11 "If I wanna die, I'm taking you with me"
    Spoken like a true friend

  • @Adam-rb5xe
    @Adam-rb5xe 3 года назад +992

    2:52:33 The sign zach wrote says "sorry hahahahahahahahah -tomamoto"

    • @OVERLORD4747
      @OVERLORD4747 3 года назад +48

      Thanks, couldn’t see it

    • @CrimsoNolf
      @CrimsoNolf 3 года назад +34

      Only couldnt see it because Nighttime in Minecraft means it becomes the shadow world

    • @DangStank
      @DangStank 3 года назад

      Sounds right. But how were you able to tell?

    • @topcat5233
      @topcat5233 3 года назад +27

      @@DangStank its very clearly visible in the "zachs grand minecraft adventure" or whatever the vids title is, cant remeber

    • @acidset
      @acidset 3 года назад +9

      Vids are more compressed in the Complete series

  • @iconiclittlecharacter9726
    @iconiclittlecharacter9726 3 года назад +1721

    Woah guys, kinda awkward to just upload a full video of Tomar's Colonoscopy.

    • @olsonbryce777
      @olsonbryce777 3 года назад +100

      Kinda cute tho 🥵🤤🤮

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 года назад +71

      When I saw jaxxys skull in his lower intestine, I knew what happened.

    • @erc3338
      @erc3338 3 года назад +4

      69th like haha

    • @PuhHunter
      @PuhHunter 3 года назад +6

      you mean a clip of it?

    • @MrThemanofdoom
      @MrThemanofdoom Год назад +5

      So many twists and turns..

  • @RichardDrippins
    @RichardDrippins 3 года назад +2708

    I love how Tomar was holding back his Minecraft knowledge so as to not seem like he had schizotismburgers

  • @ItsAnH
    @ItsAnH Год назад +158

    2:03:49 The delay in the server made that fall even funnier. It's like a cartoon where a character is standing in midair until they realize there's no surface beneath them, THEN they fall to their death.

  • @luminaryprism75
    @luminaryprism75 3 года назад +683

    Tomar can legally let out his rage in Minecraft whereas irl it causes manhunts and hostage situations.

    • @germpot
      @germpot 3 года назад +13

      Sure, it's legal, but that doesn't mean there aren't 12 year old manhunter squads searching for Tomar, or Minecraft negotiators created purely because of Tomar's actions.
      It's been 8 months since your comment. Surely, since then, you've heard of T.O.M.A.R.? The Online Menace's Angered Resistance? They're taking up bounties for the end of Tomar's life, in Minecraft, for thousands of V-bucks.

    • @ImKhristian
      @ImKhristian 2 года назад +1

      @@germpot YOU MEAN MINECOINS FUCKING AMATEUR

  • @bogusbapkins
    @bogusbapkins 2 года назад +162

    Zach’s subtle giggles at 1:52:42 as the kill come into the feed shook me to my core

  • @vapelife33
    @vapelife33 3 года назад +2256

    "we haven't played minecraft since the last time we played minecraft"

    • @leobrady5038
      @leobrady5038 3 года назад +10

      My favorite quote 😻😳😘📠

    • @acidset
      @acidset 3 года назад +29

      Oh you know know what he meant mister

    • @dorkbot5000
      @dorkbot5000 3 года назад +4

      same

    • @stary_kartofel2137
      @stary_kartofel2137 2 года назад +6

      Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru 2 года назад +3

      Last time I was in complete darkness I blinked.

  • @gudboys4053
    @gudboys4053 3 года назад +621

    Never Forget when the Emeralds were shattered, and the Power Tomar was forever lost to the cosmos, never to be abused by the Betrayer Hadel again.

    • @alfalfamire
      @alfalfamire 3 года назад +23

      The infamous "Hadel Betrayal", as it were.

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 3 года назад +16

      That's blatant lies. Zach said "I'm not gonna do it"! He is a hero!

    • @dookiefingers8436
      @dookiefingers8436 3 года назад +17

      Those were the fake emeralds that Tomar let us find to make us *think* they were destroyed, he would never let a puny mortal such as you and me find any of his gems.

    • @lancepate
      @lancepate 3 года назад +6

      @@dookiefingers8436 Well duh, Zach/"Veronica" already possesses the Femeralds and everyone knows you can only have one set of mystical emeralds at a time.

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 3 года назад +3

      That was merely a shrine.
      no true emerald could be damaged as such

  • @DN-lo9hx
    @DN-lo9hx 3 года назад +579

    57:28 dude this hit so close to home. I tried to explain that feeling to a friend and he didn't get it.

    • @mossyleafgaming5561
      @mossyleafgaming5561 2 года назад +26

      100

    • @tardwrangler
      @tardwrangler Год назад +9

      I don't think this goes for everyone. If anything it creates a sense of accountability

    • @MintyArisato
      @MintyArisato 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@tardwranglersome people it helps for sure. I’m definitely in the camp Zach is describing though, I can’t tell anyone or else it’s like a curse and I can’t finish it.

    • @floga10
      @floga10 6 месяцев назад +1

      That’s so eye opening. Told my friends I was working out because I was finally getting into a routine and as soon as I told them I stopped

  • @jownr2523
    @jownr2523 3 года назад +408

    Chris: "I want to get away from all of this ****."
    Zach: "Bleep out the word dirt."

  • @IAndy11
    @IAndy11 3 года назад +646

    At 1:20 there is a tree that is in the shape of an E as soon as they mention pressing e
    Woah

  • @CesarGonzalez-bw2hz
    @CesarGonzalez-bw2hz 3 года назад +450

    Lupo4 getting consistently bullied by TNT and finally succumbing to nihilism at 1:38:55 might be the highlight of this series for me, like a B-plot of the Abrahamic God testing Joseph

    • @onlywewouldknow
      @onlywewouldknow Год назад +30

      I've seen this so many times but never saw the "There is no God" comment until now

    • @TheMan-tn4jk
      @TheMan-tn4jk Год назад +2

      ​@@onlywewouldknow there is a God

    • @Aqalad2781
      @Aqalad2781 Год назад

      @@TheMan-tn4jk nuh uh

  • @hchappy125
    @hchappy125 3 года назад +660

    3:11:50 I had no memory of the fact that they got their mods from Dream. That's so weird in retrospect

    • @ohheyitsguy
      @ohheyitsguy 3 года назад +23

      Same

    • @infinillac3683
      @infinillac3683 3 года назад +24

      For me that was one of the most memorable parts.

    • @malignantmelanomar
      @malignantmelanomar 3 года назад +159

      the 2 youtubers i would never expect to have at least some sort of correlation

    • @itisinfactpaul2868
      @itisinfactpaul2868 3 года назад +155

      Especially since now he's claiming he has no idea how to make mods...

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 года назад +8

      @@itisinfactpaul2868 I mean he does talk about that stuff still

  • @matthewfunk6435
    @matthewfunk6435 3 года назад +691

    3:05:15 zack pounding that desk laughing. i love it

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 2 года назад +45

      The only other time I've heard him laugh that hard is during the "Adam Pickpocket Incident"

    • @SSJFutureGohan62093
      @SSJFutureGohan62093 2 года назад +4

      @@boneor...7022 I need to find this

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 2 года назад +18

      Zach and Chris' friendship is the greatest thing to come out of RUclips.

    • @mw5803
      @mw5803 2 года назад +5

      @@ldmt1995 no that is the tomar theme song

  • @ロマンス音楽
    @ロマンス音楽 2 года назад +152

    5:48 “Tomar are you griefing me” is my favorite thing i have heard from this youtube channel so far

  • @GermanChopper
    @GermanChopper 3 года назад +1523

    The start of the Great Tomartopia

    • @percivaldotburgers
      @percivaldotburgers 3 года назад +22

      Dotcom

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 3 года назад +6

      I think you mean Tomarpolis

    • @GirlPlus
      @GirlPlus 3 года назад +10

      @@percivaldotburgers .gov

    • @ryan_currently_awake8445
      @ryan_currently_awake8445 3 года назад +12

      From the ashes of this world Tomartopia™ will emerge.

    • @metalgearfangirlariana5728
      @metalgearfangirlariana5728 3 года назад +2

      @@percivaldotburgers and his friends have to me in my car 🚘 I just don’t have a good rn
      ( I was asleep when I wrote this wtf)

  • @purgat0rian
    @purgat0rian 2 года назад +301

    1:02:54
    dont mind me just setting a timestamp for my favorite moment

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 8 месяцев назад +6

      I can’t watch minecraft videos anymore cause of this clip

    • @vosranarit8690
      @vosranarit8690 7 месяцев назад +2

      thank you, I was looking for this

    • @SoulCore413
      @SoulCore413 6 месяцев назад +1

      Stampy made it popular.

  • @AceGaimz
    @AceGaimz 3 года назад +1148

    Throughout this series, whenever they didn't know something that felt obvious to me, I got mad and then immediately felt like a massive fucking loser lmao

    • @sagevoyage
      @sagevoyage 3 года назад +119

      My friends play this game all the time and look at me like I'm insane when I don't know how to trade with villagers or some shit lol. I haven't been up to date on this game since I was like 10

    • @coralbeef6615
      @coralbeef6615 2 года назад +20

      @@sagevoyage i honestly don’t get how people can play this so much.. it’s just so boring everytime i play it

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 2 года назад +1

      @@coralbeef6615 the fun is in building crazy shit, microsoft started pushing this bullshit idea that its an RPG now and the combat was the fun part when the combat mechanics are dogshit and the enemies are the most basic npcs. the game has potential and i dont know why there isnt an update every single month, they add the most barebones obvious stuff and the modding community is insane

    • @coralbeef6615
      @coralbeef6615 2 года назад +8

      @@hypno5690 yeah i get that it’s fun for some people and i’ve definetly had fun playing it but at some point it’s just not my kinda game anymore. And ur allowed to like the game ofc it’s just not something for me

    • @grimble4564
      @grimble4564 2 года назад +20

      @@coralbeef6615 I get that. I used to be able to play this game all day for multiple days as a kid but now I can only play it in like 2-3 hours sessions and I have to play with my friends because single-player just feels unbearably boring

  • @Pimble_Pimbly
    @Pimble_Pimbly Год назад +85

    Seeing the way they viciously smite the other players and then follow up by randomly giving them gifts gives me very strong greek god vibes

  • @graindeath
    @graindeath Год назад +38

    i love that progression of the first two hours going from "we should open the server to like 10 people" to a KOTH minigame across creative and survival mode

    • @graindeath
      @graindeath Год назад +8

      with the next hour being 'psychologically torment zach'

  • @CastafioreOnYoutube
    @CastafioreOnYoutube 2 года назад +119

    Zach's dying Ghast impression is absolutely spot on

  • @griffinlloyd3758
    @griffinlloyd3758 3 года назад +228

    someone in chat said "Invest in tree stocks" really early on and then someone started burning the trees down. Not saying that guy was a prophet buuut

    • @knosat6643
      @knosat6643 2 месяца назад +1

      insider tree-ding

  • @frogonfire.7379
    @frogonfire.7379 3 года назад +167

    14:06 is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.

  • @chaffychaffinch
    @chaffychaffinch 3 года назад +246

    1:10:18 Guy has Bandit skin from the Stalker games
    Oney: "ISIS terrorist"
    Zach: "Russian Hacker"
    Tomar: "Rorschach"
    Eh, close enough.

    • @myshreksbox
      @myshreksbox 2 года назад +1

      I mean Rorschach would honestly

  • @jacobjonesofmagna
    @jacobjonesofmagna 3 года назад +145

    Stigmata Donkey will forever be one of the greatest OneyPlays moments

  • @dogol284
    @dogol284 Год назад +75

    Tomar is so unknowledgeable about Minecraft despite having a 2011 MineCon cape.

  • @EmmyBlubonic
    @EmmyBlubonic 3 года назад +325

    The video timeline looks like the road

    • @OhHeBustin
      @OhHeBustin 3 года назад +27

      He chose to do it like that, if Chris wanted you'd be dead already

    • @exetone
      @exetone 3 года назад +6

      An ad every 5 minutes, same for every other video on the channel

  • @astonchip
    @astonchip 3 года назад +393

    1:02:55 is my favorite so far

    • @mossyleafgaming5561
      @mossyleafgaming5561 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @ye6973
      @ye6973 2 года назад +9

      that is charlie’s grandma’s voice in it’s earliest stages

  • @churupinha3510
    @churupinha3510 3 года назад +128

    I wish the chat wasn't blurred out in the Ender Dragon bit so you could see people getting fucking furious.

  • @MrZip420
    @MrZip420 2 года назад +60

    the boys calling the trader a wizard for an hour sure was memorable

  • @teriyaki_chicken
    @teriyaki_chicken 2 года назад +80

    I love how they feel bad about everything they do in the beginning but become more and more corrupt over time

  • @goodmorningennui
    @goodmorningennui Год назад +51

    14:06 I think it's sweet how both Chris and Tomar didn't instantly deny Zach's suicide pact suggestion

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 Год назад +50

    My favorite thing about these videos is when Chris starts a joke and Zach jumps in over him at 110% decibels full speed

  • @The_P.O.P
    @The_P.O.P Год назад +23

    I love how Chris was just gaslighting both Zach and Tomar with the ghast sounds for like 10 minutes

  • @Steverino322
    @Steverino322 2 года назад +25

    I still love Tomar holding that flint after the tnt went off. That's like being at an arson investigation holding a molotov cocktail.

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 3 года назад +18

    The amount of determination the people have in getting into the obsidian base no matter how many obstacles are on their way is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever seen

  • @Grimace1996
    @Grimace1996 3 года назад +160

    Drop the flint Jaaxy...

  • @ColinTheGamerReal
    @ColinTheGamerReal 3 года назад +119

    3:01:20 this part is always so sad, it's hard to watch lol

    • @KKruki
      @KKruki 2 года назад +34

      yet again tomar pushes his agenda using his many alts

  • @violagonzalez4335
    @violagonzalez4335 3 года назад +289

    no this isnt fair. i want more minecraft

    • @mattsludge
      @mattsludge 3 года назад +17

      TRUE

    • @-roads-9606
      @-roads-9606 3 года назад +49

      We must break into their homes and force them to play Minecraft

    • @mattsludge
      @mattsludge 3 года назад +32

      @@-roads-9606 the only righteous course of action

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 3 года назад +39

      It was an incredible series. Truly, I'd listen to Zach say "everything is blocks? You can punch a tree?" for a 3rd time

    • @naterk9460
      @naterk9460 3 года назад +23

      They'll make more if you buy their shirts. Steal your parents' crrrrrrrrredit card!

  • @fouranimations
    @fouranimations Год назад +39

    Timestamps:
    00:00 - Mineycraftia - Minecraft PART 1
    20:51 - Witchtopia - Minecraft PART 2
    39:53 - No Home Is Complete: Minecraft PART 3
    1:00:41 - COOL Minecraft Dance Party 🤔
    1:21:03 - The COOLEST Minecraft Castle EVER 😂
    1:38:22 - BREAKING Minecraft News!
    1:58:02 - Defending our Minecraft CUBE
    2:19:18 - Zach’s Grand MINECRAFT Adventure!
    3:11:32 - Minecraft with SUPER MOBS MODS!
    3:32:35 - A Hole In The World - Minecraft with Mods PART 2
    3:51:00 - Outro

  • @rompevuevitos222
    @rompevuevitos222 3 года назад +80

    Fun fact: The ghast whines are actually just distorted sounds from a cat

    • @fartquaviasdingle7876
      @fartquaviasdingle7876 2 года назад +13

      The composers cat, which also were while it was asleep I'm pretty sure

  • @shanemiller1182
    @shanemiller1182 3 года назад +342

    No Steve’s story :(

    • @renexavier3172
      @renexavier3172 3 года назад +38

      no moth either rip

    • @Sofnuuy
      @Sofnuuy 3 года назад +20

      there was already a 'Complete series' lol

  • @Alistocrat
    @Alistocrat Год назад +26

    Zach's the type of guy to befriend you by crouching in Minecraft Hunger games and then immediately backstab you the second he finds a weapon

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 3 года назад +57

    *Leaves Zach alone for 2 minutes, comes back to see him stacking TNT in some random dude's house*
    "Zach, what are you doing?!"
    "I'm not gonna do it!"
    XD

  • @noahtucker8491
    @noahtucker8491 3 года назад +88

    1:38:24 this is just foreshadowing the horrors ahead, a prelude

  • @boatchips7820
    @boatchips7820 3 года назад +184

    This is, tomartopia.

  • @ghostsurfer23
    @ghostsurfer23 3 года назад +76

    The story of the players trying to get into the obsidian fortress is akin to that of Bellerophon ascending Mount Olympus on Pegasus. Just as Zeus sent a gadfly as punishment for his hubris, so too did Chris send lava.

  • @thatfunkyduck
    @thatfunkyduck 2 года назад +37

    Zach wasn't interested in the dragons, the ghasts, or the witches. But as soon as Chris said "fire totin llama" he DEMANDED to be teleported

  • @bowpow
    @bowpow 3 года назад +76

    Zach’s adventure is a constant cycle of gaslighting and deception and it’s so funny

  • @snorchill3170
    @snorchill3170 3 года назад +58

    I like how Tomar just acts like those power tripping mods that just ban anyone who opposes him and his reign

  • @geno_xi
    @geno_xi 3 года назад +67

    6:00 Zach literally broke

  • @jayfolk
    @jayfolk 3 года назад +100

    2:47:30 when chris steps on the redstone switch on the front door.

    • @ange100arteaga
      @ange100arteaga Год назад +1

      Yeah I’m like I don’t think they don’t know how to play minecraft😂

    • @xkatakuri7777
      @xkatakuri7777 Год назад

      he does the homer simpson scream

  • @WendigoSings
    @WendigoSings 3 года назад +43

    The way Chris says meincraft at 6:20 haunts my dreams

  • @condogster
    @condogster 3 года назад +101

    I still don't know why Chris made so many tools at the start lmao

  • @candiedcrusader7841
    @candiedcrusader7841 3 года назад +132

    "Woah dudes, its a virus"
    Christopher o'Nards 2019
    Truly a visionary, he must take chinese money.

    • @candiedcrusader7841
      @candiedcrusader7841 3 года назад +11

      Wow, hes good at modelling and minecraft, but doesnt mention his AMINATIONS?

  • @Deadfishpool
    @Deadfishpool 2 года назад +16

    the nature sounds in the background constantly really puts this all together

    • @colonel1003
      @colonel1003 9 месяцев назад

      Oh gosh I thought they were happening irl

    • @GoblinJim
      @GoblinJim 4 месяца назад

      Bro I thought one of them had their window open until I heard owls during the night. I feel so stupid.

  • @rayfarr2115
    @rayfarr2115 3 года назад +73

    1:19:18 Cracks me up everytime

    • @thomash578
      @thomash578 2 года назад +13

      thanks brother, my mom yelled at me because I stayed up all night trying to find this bit, but I think it was worth it.

  • @mrchika2003
    @mrchika2003 3 года назад +35

    I like to think of this let’s play as a trilogy of three films, pre minceraft era, the golden age and the finale

  • @bwtrickster
    @bwtrickster 3 года назад +274

    They never fought the enderdragon...

    • @YummyMoney3D
      @YummyMoney3D 3 года назад +80

      They were the enderdragon all along

    • @boboloon
      @boboloon 3 года назад +30

      The online shenanigans they had is an equivalent experience, perhaps even better.

    • @BananaLizard
      @BananaLizard 3 года назад +1

      I havent either

    • @thefrub
      @thefrub 3 года назад +13

      This is the most relatable thing. For the last 10 years, every 6 months I boot up Minecraft, get really into it for a couple weeks, build a whole big base, and then usually lose interest before even going to the End

    • @pastaroni8683
      @pastaroni8683 3 года назад +25

      They made a functioning sewer system, thats all that matters

  • @Lapeno456
    @Lapeno456 3 года назад +169

    Interesting, so there is probably people out there who found the emeralds, but they get killed in cold blood by Thomar himself as a result

    • @hellothere9368
      @hellothere9368 3 года назад +19

      He teleports in with his lava bucket and pours it all around you and then teleports away.

    • @erc3338
      @erc3338 3 года назад +9

      Thomar sounds like a 90s D&D villain. Or Tomar's Dungeon Master name.

    • @humiekitten7818
      @humiekitten7818 3 года назад +1

      Thomar is bae

  • @_MARS2SIRIUS_
    @_MARS2SIRIUS_ 3 года назад +24

    I've gotten back into Minecraft because of this video. I have been playing this video nonstop for 3 days.

  • @moosieg222
    @moosieg222 3 года назад +193

    1:20:50 is by far my favorite Zack quote.

    • @charliehigginson7990
      @charliehigginson7990 3 года назад +22

      I love 1:02:56, especially because Chris immediately devolves into wheezing

  • @BorderlineMaybe
    @BorderlineMaybe 3 года назад +40

    1:47:34 Chris trapping a boy in a prison of diamond

  • @JimothyRoss
    @JimothyRoss 3 года назад +152

    "It's a shame all the good things in life are evil"
    ~Me, quoting something Zach said in funny Minecraf viddeo

    • @idogdude
      @idogdude 3 года назад +1

      @@mnnmouse8427 you’d think so but you’d be wrong

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 3 года назад +5

      what? mine what? Kampf? kinda weird dude

  • @ProboscusMonke
    @ProboscusMonke 3 года назад +32

    The artwork for the cover photo is still great
    Chris: Having a stroke
    Tomar: Slightly irritated
    Zach: S N E E F

  • @deusexlemona9142
    @deusexlemona9142 3 года назад +43

    Ignore me I'm just keeping timestamps so I can watch later
    34:30
    1:51:15
    finished it 10/10

    • @trajanfidelis1532
      @trajanfidelis1532 3 года назад +14

      Communism has failed every time it has been tried

    • @brroclliertreee6020
      @brroclliertreee6020 3 года назад

      Thats such a smart idea why haven’t I done this before...

  • @MS6InvaderCommander
    @MS6InvaderCommander 2 года назад +39

    16:13 I love this bit so much

  • @RetroKane
    @RetroKane 3 года назад +23

    Cornering Kirby was the funniest fuckin thing in this video dude, nice of you to leave him alone lmao

  • @big-kong9076
    @big-kong9076 2 года назад +10

    Seeing the Natural E the tree makes at 1:20 just gave me Gamechap and Berty flashbacks

  • @SEATACx
    @SEATACx 3 года назад +16

    One of my favorite tiny gems of this series
    “yeahhhhhh make a beautiful lil bed pan”

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted 3 года назад +105

    Zach is definitely the friend you hate playing Minecraft with he literally spent an hour blowing shit up ensuring it would level out and it never did lmao

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 2 года назад +8

    Chris: "Zack, don't abuse this power I'm giving you."
    Zack: "lol"

  • @animatedbird
    @animatedbird 3 года назад +40

    the whole zach reacting to footage of getting trolled is the funniest shit ever

  • @TheSmokeyWolf.
    @TheSmokeyWolf. 3 года назад +26

    3:03:32 Reaction segment. Always come back here just to watch this one part.

  • @strange4414
    @strange4414 3 года назад +35

    I love how the server went to absolute hell after just a few episodes of survival

  • @allosaurustime
    @allosaurustime Год назад +15

    32:40 the cat purring part will never not remind me of a moment in 2020 when I commented on another video that the cat made me happy, and then a dude replied to me saying my entire family would get sick of me

    • @Ifiol
      @Ifiol Год назад +2

      I bet your entire family would get sick of you

    • @allosaurustime
      @allosaurustime Год назад

      @@Ifiol lmao

  • @NekoKujo6785
    @NekoKujo6785 3 года назад +32

    The Rise and Fall of Tomartopia.

  • @dr.vonfunkulusthecrimsonho6794
    @dr.vonfunkulusthecrimsonho6794 3 года назад +24

    One of the memories I have from my early days of minecraft was casually asking my mum how to spell ‘piss off creepers’

  • @engineerdrip5456
    @engineerdrip5456 3 года назад +21

    32:20 "can you describe to us what worm od-" " *no* "

  • @richardcletus6026
    @richardcletus6026 2 года назад +29

    Im wondering how long Tomar has been playing the game to assume sulphur is still in the game.

  • @ZealousAnubis
    @ZealousAnubis 3 года назад +15

    I’m playing Minecraft while watching guys play Minecraft. THIS is epic.

  • @Demonanimator
    @Demonanimator 3 года назад +29

    1:47:33 That use of Sexual Harassment Panda killed me. ROFL

  • @bingus8510
    @bingus8510 3 года назад +32

    Believe it or not, but inside their giant Obsidian Tower is the humble Mango Farm.

  • @rolandu.1167
    @rolandu.1167 3 года назад +16

    30:00
    I really like it when the rain plip plop plip plops

    • @jownr2523
      @jownr2523 3 года назад +3

      you're so right you're so right

  • @laymonsteeling9666
    @laymonsteeling9666 3 года назад +63

    When r we gonna get Zachs games he made as a child? I need red banana government donkey Kong and tomato adventures 31:29

    • @Vocanimeify
      @Vocanimeify 3 года назад +1

      Tomar: Can you describe worm odessy to us? Zach: No.

  • @salmonellaII
    @salmonellaII Месяц назад +5

    if they don't say "wait everything is blocks??" in the Minecraft movie it wont even be worth pirating

  • @zacharonivevoalt6216
    @zacharonivevoalt6216 3 года назад +22

    I fucking love how they slowly form the episodes into a let's play and then a bunch of mods

  • @swansonjoe7121
    @swansonjoe7121 3 года назад +89

    I just realized, these guys actually played minecraft lmao.

    • @renexavier3172
      @renexavier3172 3 года назад +16

      Five nights at Freddy's too

    • @swansonjoe7121
      @swansonjoe7121 3 года назад +8

      @@renexavier3172 it's fucking funny lmao

  • @McFudge93
    @McFudge93 3 года назад +25

    "Hey Tomar, odd question, did you do a commercial for national parks?"

  • @calchuchesta3196
    @calchuchesta3196 2 года назад +12

    1:35:43 Pure gold. Pure comedic genius.

    • @Ifiol
      @Ifiol Год назад

      Better than what the family guy writers have done

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 3 года назад +22

    I think that's a record for the formation of classism.

  • @thatfunkadeus
    @thatfunkadeus 7 месяцев назад +2

    Every time chris and zach are on the same team in a video game it ends with chris chasing after him yelling "ZAAAAAACH!" angrily while he shrieks with evil laughter