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Hi dingo
Heyyy!
Happy birthday felix
New vid let's goooooooo
Showed my dnd friends your videos about fools gold and they absolutely love the vids
Do you know an easy way to start dming 3.5e or do you really just dig smyourself through the materials because 5e was easier to learn through other people I knew
Edit: of course Herzlichen Glückwunsch to Felix the bday boy
There's something about the mental image of a toddler sized minitaur instant killing a giant dragon that's just so, so wonderful.
Dingo animated it. It reminds me of vickey on steroids in her wear wolf form
That's a very anime situation
Tiny barbarians, man. They’re the fucking best
I'm imagining that the Thri-kreen threw a curve ball so shnasty that it transformed the minotaur into an angry version of Sonic the Hedgehog which proceeded to turn the Dragon's skull into Mcnugget meat
But was he allergic to Tartar sauce?
"We gotta dress up this horse."
"Oh, absoLUTEly."
God i love you two
Sounds like a moment in a larp im in.
*Winterball invite given to everybody*
Me(Devil seer/occult artificer) Arwin: "We can't let Kraka(Valkery) and Sune(Jotun) go to the party dressed by themselves"
good dragon friend Ash: "Rock paper scissor to who dresses up who?"
*rock paper Scissors happens and Ash wins*
Dragon: "I'll dress up Kraka, you take Sune... Good luck"
Me/Arwin: *whimper*
Now I just have to wait two weeks to tell everybody what happens
They should just get married or something
@@hefas842 oh please update when you can that's honestly adorable
@@evelynnsophia7631 It's with a heavy heart that i must inform you instead of getting to play it next week i have to wait a month because the school that we were to play on had a scheduling error and only informed us 7 days before we were to start decorating
@@hefas842 oh that really sucks. Bad organization *and* communication on the schools part, wow.
Hopefully you have fun playing, awful you have to wait so long!
I was DMing for my friends and they kept trying to seduce people, and one of them just goes “cAn I SEduCe The NaRRaToR” and rolled a nat 20
What happened?
@@lecommentar9851 Don't you know? They're married, their 15th anniversary is next month.
Dm: “the narrator likes you so much that with his omniscent powers takes you out of the story for you to be with them for all eternity. You are now a watcher, you are conscious of everything, yet can not interfiere in anyway in the events you witness”.
@@lecommentar9851 I honestly don’t even know
@@ttominable sounds reasonable enough
My son was the DM for a small group of his friends, all fairly new at the game. The party is attacked by goblins. One of his friends decides to attack with a chorizo (he somehow had chorizos in his kit). Well, one not 20 later and a goblin chokes to death on a chorizo that was shoved down his throat. I’m in the other room listening to this (their entire campaign was going this way) and just dying.
Reminds me of something similar from my first one-shot. At that point I wasn't really taking the game seriously. I just wanted to goof off, so I basically made my character this weird alien abomination that would intentionally do the dumbest things (don't worry, besides the DM it was everyone else's first game too). Well by the end of the one-shot, I had acquired a bunch of carrots in my inventory, and we were just about to meet a backstory NPC. Literally as soon as we started talking to her, my character decided he was bored. So he walked up to her, put a hand on her shoulder, and shoved a carrot up her nose. The DM asked me to roll for it, and I got a natural 20. Seconds later she's on the floor, dead, with brain juice and bits of carrot spilling out of her nose.
I'd never do something like this again, but it's still one of my favorite stories because of how ridiculous it is.
So basically his character wanted to re-enact Coco but never got to the last part of the movie?
eran argentinos? XD
"I'm just happy I'm alive."
Matt Mercer: "Not for long." Rolls three Nat20s. "Goodbye"
Death by ranged pool noodles. What a terrible way to go.
hit em high, hit em hard
@@paulketner5077 hahaha xD
The dice gods were like "screw that bad guy in preticular"
If anyone in the crit role group could roll nat 20s in a row, it’s Talesin :P
Rolls 3 nat 20s
God: Bitch your time has come!!
Felix rolls a nat 1 in protest.
God: DID I STUTTER!!!!
YOUR TIME IS U *P*
Your free trial of life has ended
the fact that the three nat 20s followed by a nat one was a one in 160,000 chance and it actually happened is just fan-fucking-tastic
6:51 Ah, yes, the "one in eight thousand attacks kills you" rule.
On top of the nat 1 that makes one in one hundred sixty thousand
Tbh its a fair ratio irl
@@vibinbee1298 god really decided they did NOT like that boss.
just send 8,000 men at anything and it'll die then?
@@flextape467mf thinking in D(imension)20
Nothing instills more anxiety than:
Player: “Nat20!”
DM: “For all total of?”
DM: "Roll an Arcana check. You're contesting this guy."
Me: "Nat 20!"
DM: "For a total of? This guy got a thirty-"
Me: "Thirty-seven!"
DM: "Thirty-one... Bruh."
So anyways, I ate an angel's soul because he couldn't Arcana better than I could. It was neat. Nothing's happened yet because of it, but hey, it happened!
Not many things make your stomach knot up than that phrase; "for a total of" when you roll a 20 expecting to do something monumental.
ive had that situation happened before, in the campaign i was in, nat 20s only really where NAT 20s in combat, past that
nat 20!
for a total of?
@@TsarofScars When I read this I can imagen you walking up to the angel killing it and just act like a vacuum and just asorb the soul.
@@raquszaue4784 that's exactly what happened and I refuse to accept any other description that my DM gives me in its place
Two of my friends have super bizarre luck. One of them managed to get 4 nat 20's in a row on consecutive attacks across his turns. The odds of this happening is 6.25e-4%, or 0.000625%. He was playing a moon druid, and was in spider form, so it resulted in us basically capturing an entire squadron of goblin ambushers, since spider venom KO's and doesn't kill.
Meanwhile another friend of mine has horrid luck, where the average of all his dice rolls per session is usually around 5. On 3 separate occasions, when he's used inspiration or had advantage, he's managed to get double nat 1's. He'll shove a target prone just fine, and then go in for the attack and still manage to flub it. He'll try to kick in a door, using expertise in athletics, and just smash his face into it.
hahaha that's amazing 🤣
I did the opposite in 2 campaigns, one i went to kick down the door, rolled a nat 20 and SHATTERED MY SHINS as the door was protected by magic so any force dealt to it was dealt to the attacker, and seeing as i was a wizard. . . I immediately went down
Next, we had just entered the main town of the campaign, we walk to the tavern, and I, in my all knowing mind, thought it would be a saloon door and decided to kick it open to be all cool, i roll a nat 20 and break the door... The owner wasnt happy with me
I had a friend with terrible rolls too. To give you an idea of how bad they were, I don't think he ever hit a _single_ attack. The campaign only lasted like 5 sessions maximum, so it's not _that_ weird, but still...not a single hit. Meanwhile I would roll really highly and killed a magical flying alligator with a single punch of my bare fist.
I had created an Elf Archer(both Prestige classes for 3.0 DnD that focused on the Bow).
I could hit ANYTHING I could see.
After a month of playing I was attacked in melee and player panicked as I didn't have ANY melee weapon. I ran for an assist from a Party Member.
After the combat, was accused of being Ill-Prepared.
I pointed out, "Melee weapons seem to be cursed in my hands."
They scoffed and gave me a Masterwork Longsword, I thanked them.
Next combat, I needed to use the sword, I swung.
My Initiative was 18, an enemy was attacking our Fighter, it's Initiative was 17.Nobody else had an 18 or 17.
Nat 1
"Roll again to see how badly." the DM said
Nat 1.
"Ugh, let's see what happens." DM grabs the "Chaos Dice" which are the Percentile Die.
100
"Your sword flies out of your hands, bounces off the back of the Fighter's shield, forcing him to drop his guard."
The enemy the Fighter was dealing with gets a +2 to his attack because the shield wasn't being used.
16+2, Fighters AC was 17.
I was never permitted to use a melee weapon in that campaign again.
@@MistahBryan thats amazing
I was hosting a campaign while almost everyone at the table was brand new to the game, I finish my opening description of the area and one of my players just says “I hit a fat whip” and, as a joke, I say “roll for it”. Immediate nat 1 and the character face plants from whipping so hard he takes one damage. Great way to start the campaign
I just imagine some dude started dancing and a half second in just goes comatose
Be: my parties medic goes down because he wanted the dance god said aight bet and he failed so hard now he’s comatose
Be also me: bloody angry because our healer is down because of his stupid dance
One of my players kept wanting to make either Stealth or Performance checks during combat depending on whether she hit or missed, trying to impress the rest of the party.
Great stories.
My best was when a party member tried to Intimidate a Gelatinous Cube, for some reason, and said "You look rather tasty", then roled a Nat 1, so the DM decided that the Player Character was instantly eaten by the Cube.
I kind-of want to hear more from that campaign gothy ran - sounds like a good time!
Do N O T click the link sent by mahera. It’s a hack-scam.
@@bucket7819 What gave it away?
@@uselesstellings :D
I kind of want it too !
@@pitioti Bucket said no
I love the three nat 20 rule
Why hello. What are you doing here?
@@artisannoteworthy They are watching a youtube video?
INSTA-KILL
@@swagsolotl the tick mate, rhe tick.
One of my best moments was rolling a 1.
We were trying to sneak up on some guards.
I decided to use an attack that let me teleport behind them.
I rolled a 1, and said I'm going to the bar and just walked off I heard the DM say "his character disappears, and you hear a crash in the Inn..."
Something I've noticed in DND through other stories (and my own experiences), is that big people picking up and throwing small people happens surprisingly often
That's the influence of the 1980's X-Men comics, "The Fastball Special" where Colossus would throw Wolverine at an enemy and he shreds right through them with his claws. ⚾🩸
Dude that’s like action rule number 30 if there’s a big character they must yeet a smaller person
in all fairness, a tiny minatour performing a mortal combat fatality on a god-like being will never not be funny.
If only the dragon had tartar sauce
Player: Yo what weapon do you use?
The mantis dude: Gurt.
Player: That’s not a-
Mantis dude: DID I STUTTER!?!?!?!?!?!?
Gerk
what if the god like being is a tinier minotaur
Okay mini-taur is now a race in my game
The moments of Nat 1’s and Nat 20’s are always insane!
Hello there
That’s so true with a Nat one it’s often the most crucial moment and u instantly fail 🎉 but as Brennan from Dimension 20 fantasy high episode 10 says “with a Nat 20 anything is possible”
Hi narrator!
My two favorite you tubers I one place
NARRATOR?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
So a nat 20 awakened a mushroom, thus making it a campestri… Awesome! 🍄
So my favorite story just happened in a campaign where me and my sister are both players in this group, ( bit of background, my sisters character just died the previous session and is introducing their new character who is this rabbit person bard.) she was talking about how she had nothing to do on this deserted island but play the drums for the past two years, so I was like “so you’re good then?” And she just took that as her cue to start playing, first roll for her character was a nat 20! So me and the entire group was moved to tears by this amazing performance and immediately Decided she HAD to join us to play music on the road. Later we arrived at a tavern and I was introducing her to the npcs at the bar, she decided to play a tune, second nat fucking 20! Hype was had considering those where her only two rolls lol.
Nat 20: My dwarf fighter, picks up a goblin and uses him as a weapon to kill five other goblins
Nat 1: My rogue was gonna assasinate their target while they slept only to slip, accidentaly stab himself and passes out in the middle of the enemy HQ
Goblin Slayer Approved.
Rouge: just gonna kill this gu-
AUUURRRRRHHHHHH
HOW DID I STAB MYSEL- oof
I have a friend who was in my dnd club in highschool who played our first ever campaign as a monk with a cooking set that he was proficient in cause he had the cook background. Every time he went to cook though, he got a nat 1 and poisoned everyone. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
You could say his cooking was KILLER :D
So he was supposed to be a good cook but he didn’t know how to cook
Well know we know what he was a cooks for
6:10 I like that Gerk just has one expression on their face the whole time.
3:28
It was a myconid shrieker. Yay, we’re all gonna die, because the hotel is actually built on top of a massive myconid colony.
I'm so glad another group has its own "Yeet the Baby" story with Gerk
One of my group's had a Minotaur barbarian, or fighter; and a goblin rogue. "I throw the Goblin at it," became a pretty regular phrase.
Edit: grammar mistakes
I was new to ttrpgs over all at the time. It wasnt my first time playing rpgs, but it was my fisrt time with that group of friends. The campaing had already started and i was joining late. My character found the group being captured by the enemie (at the time, they later became alies). Okay, i will have to help save the group, i thought.
the DM then describes to the other players that they saw my character at the distance seeing the whole thing. The group had and npc with them that was a child and immediately after hearing the dm's description one of the player went: I throw the kid at him, and proceeded to roll a nat20.
I went into shock: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
DM just goes: "roll a dex save to catch the kid"
Lucky me rolled a 17, but that moment got stuck in my mind till this day, it has been 5 years now
The kid went on to become that kid in anime who travels with the group and is somehow untraumatized by the events happening arround her
Session 1: Our rogue refuses to lockpick doors because it's beneath him. So our tortle wizard has another solution. Locked door? Wizard shells up, gets picked up by my goliath paladin, and gets yeeted through the door like a wrecking ball that can cast Sword Burst. The second door we did this for was at the top of a greased walkway that was too steep and too slippery for us to walk through. So: Yeet the wizard up there with some rope and have him stand at the top and be the anchor for the others using the rope to climb up, since he is the heaviest by a good margin.
EDIT: This was two sessions ago
I love nat 20's and nat 1's myself, though pathfinder sometimes makes 18's and 19's just as scary. I play alot of pathfinder.
1e or 2e?
I mean, 1e pathfinder's nat 1s are not as scary (its roll20 favorite number...) since it doesnt auto miss in skill checks and the worst thing that happens in that you miss an attack. He do have Dingo's triple 20 rule, but it was never come up... But also nat 20 on skills is just a really high number...
Gotta love having a 15-20 Crit Range, with a DM who uses the Critical Decks.
And of course, Erina's infamous nat 20 sleight of hand that turned into an immediate unanticipated bloodbath
I love finding videos like this. Reminded me of the campaign my warrior tried to kick and escaping assassin back down stairs as they came up, rolled a Nat 1 and sent himself down the stairs instead but was allowed a reactionary roll, got a nat 20 and caught the cloak of the guy as he fell and they both tumbled down to the basement lol.
My favorite Nat 20 moment is when my 4 friends and I were playing all bards (all 5 different subclasses). We were on our way to "diplomatically" end a civil war. When we got there a big battle was already happening and we just said "let's do this". So we all role for performance... 4 of us rolled a Nat 20 and the 5th person high rolled. We ended a bloody civil war with the power of song and dance.
*Heavy metal intensifies*
@@gagamer7251 I was a warforge bard so 🤣
That's some grade A Disney bullshit and I'm here for it!
@@edo0girl2.03 it ruined the campaign but it was amazing. Our DM wasn't even mad, he just threw his notes away then said "time to improvise". Good laughs and memories
Please tell me you sang Bohemian Rhapsody
Our group in Rise of Tiamat ended up buying a mule, which we then doted on and later juiced up with a whole bunch of magic items, which was basically all of the mount related ones such as Zephyr Horseshoe, a magical saddle, and a freaking +2 Plate Mail Barding that cost so god damn much that we crashed the economy. Our DM then decided that the mule was actually a legendary dragon who got True Poly'd by Bahamut as punishment for some thing, and with our Not-Mule-Actual-Dragon we beat Tiamat, yay!
that reminds me of the story of Journey to the West where the monk's horse is actually a dragon and it only gets brought up again like, 2 or 3 times after the dragon becomes the horse.
hahaha love these dnd stories xD
7:20 God came down and decided basically 4 Nats in a row.
Oh oh. I got a nat20 story. It was a short one-off campaign with my brother and a couple of his friends, we were locked in a dungeon and escaping. First door I see, I listen to hear any guards. There was one on the other side. I knock
Guard: “Who’s there?”
Me: “Boo”
Guard: “Boo who?”
Me: **Rolls nat 20 and bashes the door in his face** “Don’t cry, it’s only a mild concussion”
And it turned into a one hit KO! XD
I love how Gerk's blood-stained angery face is barely in frame at 8:01
short king
LMAOO ICONIC
I Love how the dice representing a Nat 20 is actually a 6
God, what are These Scam Messages. Anyways, gotta double check if that's really the case with the Nat 20
Its an overhead view on the nat 20
Glad I'm not the only one to see that, I was really confused 😄
@@luthiennenharma yeah, Apparelty a bunch of Comments on this Video have those Scam messages sent as replies. I've already gone and reported both people you should too I'd say
Also pretty sure the Picture of the D20 Dingo uses already has 2 6s on it, so I think it's just a D20 that is not real at all. either that, or one is a 9, in which case the 20 still doesn't replace the 6
1:08 rapidash
First campaign I ever played in, our party decides to make a business of taking odd jobs. The bard and I decide to make flyers as advertising. The DM tells us to roll arts and crafts (partially as a joke) and we both roll nat 20s. We made the best flyers the realm had ever seen.
I had a time when I attacked a Witch who was trying to escape. And I rolled with Advantage and rolled two Nat 20s to hit her, and killed her instantly. Poor Witch had her spine *Erased* by my Whip.
I rolled a nat20 to jump and then nat20 to hit in a "I jump as high as I can and do a horisontal slash against this hill giant".... I jumped up and decapitated it
@@hefas842 [Attack on Titan intensifies]
@@Bluecho4 I even dual wielded finesse weapon
@@hefas842 wtf Levi
@@hugofontes5708 I’m pretty sure Levi was the one doing the fucking
ah yes, the chaining 20's rule, a group i had back in the day just said "keep doubling the dice on nat 20's there's no way it can end bad." and a normal ass goblin rolled like 6 nat 20's and one shot a level 17 barbarian...
i mean if that aint the chosen goblin of death i dont know what is
The dice gods have spoken, that barbarian needs to die
“So i was playing this... monkey?” Hurts so much more after hearing about DND Ka-re-oke!
The probability of 3 20's in a row is 0,000125%... Inta kill is too small of a feat for such dice insanity
I feel like at this point the skies should open up, a giant hand come out and crush the big bad, squeezing him, blood running between the giant fingers, then you all showered by that blood raining down on you instantly become demi-gods
Love how all the nat 1s in this video were rolled by felix
THATLL TEACH YOU TO KILL OFF ALL THE PLAYERS’ FAMILIES IN FOOLS GOLD!!
@@dereknight861 Since this came first, it might be accurate to say Fool's Gold was his revenge lol
2:34 if I had a nickel for every time a very much not seeing eye animal gets passed as a seeing eye animal, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that happened twice, right?
*Hisses in Mushroom*
Now that was a good movie.
Me just looking at their shirt and thinking, “IS THAT ALL MIGHT?!?!”
6:25 I lost my first ever DnD character this exact way, at the beginning of the second session.... Dm stopped using endlessly scaling crits soon after that
Nat 20's and Nat 1's are what I live for. Absolute favourite moment was that time our parties cleric failed to use divine intervention to stop a fleeing vampire. Cue my sorcerer grabbing the cleric and effectively using him as a phone line to call up his god(Heimdall, if anyone's curious) and yell at him until he gave us a second divine intervention roll. All thanks to a single nat 20. We loved the idea of my sorcerer screaming at gods so much we gave him a custom feat: Yell At God. Where he can give a cleric a second chance at divine intervention if he beats a DC 20 check. Yes this is always flavoured as him yelling at gods through their clerics, leaving the gods so baffled they just go along with my sorcerers demand. I love that story of our group so much.
I love these types of stories. I remember one time back in high school, we had a fiction club that was basically a d&d group and our english teacher was the DM.
Anywho, in our campaign, we had a paladin, sorceress, barbarian and I was playing my usual human rogue. We were tasked by an archmage to take back his tower which was overrun by demons. We fought all the way up to the top of the building and (for context) our barbarian player had to go to another club that day, so the dm was temporarily controlling their pc for that day. We were met head on by a powerful archdemon that was grueling for our group. A couple fireballs here and there and our sorceress was downed, the paladin was knocked back so hard, he flew out of the room, and my rogue was barely able to pull the sorceress out to safety while nimbly dodging these giant balls of doom (my rolls were just lucky that day I guess.) It was then down to just my guy and the barbarian dwarf, who was being controlled by the dm until the player suddenly came in, said that he had time for a couple rolls before he had to go to his next after school activity.
DM: Okay, so half of your party is down and you're both looking up at a fearsome, powerful demon. What do you want to do?
Barb: I'll grapple it.
DM: O...okay.
Proceeds to, on his FIRST AND ONLY ROLL THAT DAY to roll a nat 20, grips this archdemon that was giving us all hell, and proceeded to SPARTA KICK THIS DUDE STRAIGHT OFF OF THE BUILDING and to its death.
Oh, the best part was that the player was like, "Well, I have to go now!" immediately after and leaves the rest of the group completely dumbfounded and speechless.
YES! Heckya, that's how you do it.
He just "my work here, is done" then peaces out
>Barges into the club
>yeets an archdemon off a building
>refuses to elaborate further
>leaves
@Filip Sobczak He was definitely destined for great things. Top of his class, in every after school activity you could think of, and super intelligent.
My favorite Nat 20 I've ever had was actually playing as one of my first D&D characters. The party was going through a dungeon and me and one of the other party members failed an acrobatics check, falling into a pit. After finally finding some light, we found out that what we landed in was a blood pool, and we were both covered in it cause we had a CG vs CE scuffle with each other. My character comes out of a hole further down the pit's tunnel to find a bunch of lizardmen and their monarchs. At this point, I roll an intimidation check, Nat 20 and I let out a bloodcurdling roar that causes all of them to yield to me immediately as my new minions.
They just heard a god of blood suddenly spawn from a pit and scream to the heavens :v
That last story is why Felix hid the final boss in a portal to another dimension in the next campaign.
We have a rule, more of a running joke, in one of my campaigns that if we roll a nat 1 to attack, our attack will somehow hit this octopus balloon creature that follows the party named Nueve, no matter how far away they are (don't worry they're not hurt by our horribly wayward attacks). Also one time we rolled 2 0's in the same session (not the same person though)
How do you get a nat 0? Like I understand having a -1 mod and rolling a 1, but that's not a nat 0. Did you have a custom D21 or something?
@@gingermcgingin4106 you have a minus to your role, like dex 2 - 2 = 0
@Solonic
That's not a nat 0, tho. 'Nat' means without any modifiers.
@@gingermcgingin4106 they never said “nat” they just said that they rolled 0s. With modifiers, it’s still called “rolling a 0”. It’s not a nat thing, it’s just rolling a 0
I love the Minotaur story, I love the creativity of throwing a tiny barbarian at the enemy, because it just so funny and hilarious to throw your allies.
Now, imagine that tiny Minotaur GERMAN SUPLEXing the boss. Ahhh, good times...
Hades vibes
I once threw the part dwarf at some enemies, at his request. He did not survive and I got his axe. I threw that too.
@@seanpeacock4290 sometimes there is risk and rewards (and for the laughs) also did you still have the axe after you threw it?
@@fin-as-drago9479 yes, thanks to a ring of return. Whatever I attached one ring to would return to whatever had the other ring on. We didn't have any ranged attackers which is what lead to the dwarf being thrown to begin with.After his untimely death and the player rolling another non ranged character the rings were found in a shop at a reasonable price. So reasonable in fact that my character wore the same battered chain shirt for the entire campaign, level 1-10 in this case.
The mushroom one made me full on belly-laugh
I love the intense frown that Gerk has the entire time it’s so cute😂
Dwarf: *falls off mountain*
DM: what do you do?
Player: I flap my arms
DM: what?
Player: I have nothing better *roll* Oh hey Nat 20
DM: you look and see- somehow- a dwarf flaping like a bird so hard he's flying back onto the mountain ... Because as a Dwarf he is not bound to your human physics
According to all known laws of aviation...
"Roll to hit the ground"
*nat 1*
"You miss the ground. You are now flying"
@@blunderbus2695 player: i roll to brew a death potion
*nat 1*
DM: somehow you F****d up so badly you ended up with a healing potion
If I were DM i would say a freak gust of wind saved him and he fell flat on his face.
When you got to "seeing eye mushroom" my ability to breathe vanished I was laughing so hard.
Rolled a nat one on survival huh?
In case anyone didn’t want to do the math, if he rolled nat 1s on every single 8d8 12 times, he would still take 96 hit points 😅4:54 I assume he was absolutely annihilated
One thing that my party has agreed upon is that when our Air Genasi Cleric gets a Nat 1 on anything, he just gets some snow in his eyes and goes blind for a second. It happened once because they were rolling perception on a high up mountain and it stuck.
Craziest Nat 20's my group ever had: Our DM rolled 5 Nat 20s at the same time to see if my familiar raven would FINALLY get drunk and my raven proved that he is a god of alcohol that would make even Dionysus jealous of how well he can hold his liquor! We were all stunned and questioning what the heck is up with my raven and what made his so immune to getting drunk. It just started out as a funny running gag the DM started that my raven was a heavy drinker (he also rolled a Nat 20 the first time my raven decided he wanted a drink), but now it's more like a challenge to actually get my dumb bird drunk. I think my raven only failed a roll once in terms of drinking, but we've stopped at so many taverns by now that it's honestly ridiculous that my raven only ever got drunk once. Not even our dragonborn paladin could outdrink this tiny bird that likes to ride on my shoulder and talk smack with the party! I don't know how he does it, but I'm not even going to question it anymore because we are so past the point of logic by now with this bird!
Funny side note: We find it absolutely hilarious that my raven familiar is the heaviest drinker in the party, but I, the actual player, don't drink at all. We've even made jokes about me being an Irish and Scottish lassie who does not drink yet my raven can drink 6 whole barrels of strong liquor that rendered even the biggest guys in our party to a hot mess.
your dm rolled to get your raven drunk and roller 5 d20’s?? And it stayed sober?
@@jamesratcliffe1503 Yup. That's been one of our craziest moments yet in the campaign.
@@Midnight3Wonder that man's a god
@@A_Weird_Angel The DM or the raven?
Lol
I love how dark paladin style characters always name their mount something cute.
Current campaign has a tiefling conquest paladin (Who when I was shown the mini in Heroforge, she just looked adorable) whose mount is a massive infernal horse, coal black with red eyes and curling horns, hes bored all the time unless there is violence to enjoy and once asked if they were to help a group getting robbed on the road or walking around.
His name is Muffin.
My paladin is a Goliath so i thought a horse would be too small. Instead, the dm and I worked out a stat block for a Giant White Viper for Gila to ride into battle on instead, based off a dire snake boss stat block from 3.5e that i found but with more toned down stats. Because she’s actually a Valkyrie that Gila summons in the form of a giant snake (for personal reasons) her name is Svava, an alternate form of one of the Valkyries’ names.
Awwwwwwwwwww muffin he’s perfect
I've never played the game nor understand it and this was hilarious 🤣
Here is a triple Nat 20 Moment, A Dragon ate my smol adorable Archer girl, she rolled to use the bow and fire it inside its belly, mind you this is a Arcane arrow designed to pierce armor, since it has a higher chance to hit, I rolled a 20, my DM was like:
DM:Wow....your small ranger girl, fired an arrow, in a really tight place, in a belly with fire....As she has basically 10 hp out of 100 left, and might die soon, so re-roll that D20, So I rolled another D20, the arrow pierces the Dragon's stomach, and goes through its heavily armored flesh....then he was like...Okay we roll the damage....what happens?....Then I rolled a D20, the Arcane Arrow went through its flesh, then it landed directly at the heart, from inside the dragon, and since its a volatile Arcane arrow, and it came in contact with the dragons fire, and the DM rolled, Dragon's trick, which the dragon has its own move designed to keep it from dying, and it used its ability to reflect damage or regenerate and the Ancient black dragon survived a 1000 battles and has lived for a 1000 years, but it became a Nat 1, which suddenly, the Arcane arrow, and the dragon's heart, and breath, all came in contact with each other, seven other players, were outside, hiding as they were nearly dead, and one saying, lets abandon the Pure Virgin "Japanese" Archer Maiden, she will be Dragon's lunch....but then, they saw the Black dragon flare up, and then suddenly it detonated, and then it was a bloody explosion with lots of dragon organs and guts, and bones splattering everyone, and then my Little Maiden came out, and said...
I LIVE!...I was about to suffocate to death...but I can't believe that I shot upwards, and killed it...Well you can say...I am...Eaten Dragonsbane?....Heheh?....
Other players:.........What the fuck....
DM:Oh wow, well that was....Something....I guess the Dragon choked on the girl.
I laughed out loud at “seeing eye mushroom.” Love it.
One of my favourite D20s was when in a campaign I'm currently in we were supposed to fight a dragon. Then my friend attempted to tame it, got a Nat 20 and got us a dragon. The Dm ended up having to rewrite a lot of the campaign because we essentially unlocked fast travel.
Yeah, I once kind of accidentaly gave a green dragon with wizard levels as an ally to the party. But it ended up fine as a distant ally on his tower with his scrolls and stuff. Well, not so distant, it ended up being the party's headcuarters.
My favorite nat 1(three pete in the same session)
Running a custom race, which was set up as a hunting tribe, tactician ranger from 1e pathfinder(we had 6 people so I couldn't do a pet as it would take too long)
Well we tracked some golem into a mine, me and the rogue took 2 paths in stealth while the party rested from the last encounter as we took no damage, I roll a 28 and 26 on survival and stealth and find the golems trail, go back to get the others, we get told to roll a perception, and i roll a 1... and disappear from everyone's sight and end up in a gargoyle den, got out with our (large) barbarian flying rage into it while I was starting to get flown off in its claws
Few hours later doing tracking again out doors in a forest, nat 1, and I disappear into the undergrowth, and land in front of 3 golems, I realize I'm alone with a decent perception so I try to stealth out of there(btw a +13 on stealth) and roll a nat 1 waking up the three golems with a twig snap that was heard half a mile away... the characters name was trailrunner, and ever since our group says we trailran when we get nat 1s or botches in WoD games
We decided to dial back the crazyness of nat 20 and 1. Because, while nat 20s at the right time are awesome, rolling a nat 1 and killing your comrade or shattering your magic axe is more depressing than 5 nat 20s can alleviate. Though our DM decided to instead reward creativity: if things are going bad but we can think of something creative that would make sense both in world and for our character to do, he will usually make sure that it happens, which can lead to some badass, climactic moments.
The campaign I'm in now is a Percy Jackson setting so we're at camp half-blood, and I was looking for someone from the Hephaestus cabin. I rolled a nat 20 on investigation so the DM told a funny, non-canonical, plotline where I found Hephaestus himself in the shower
Oh my god that's amazing
That sounds hilarious.
Please tell me it was a tricked out shower that has lava instead of water
@@doctorjay8673 is this some complex joke im missing
@@doctorjay8673 is this some complex joke im missing
And I say unto you:
"This is gonna be good."
Jesus Christ, this was a good video.
@@shred1894 "yes it was. I'm thinking of giving it a rewatch."
I was the DM. Party is fighting a basilisk inside a dilapidated temple when my brother, who was playing a warlock, says: "I'm gonna try to hide from this thing". I say: "Ok, it's your stealth against the basilisk's perception".
My brother rolls. Nat 1. Warlock puts himself against a wall, in the typical Egyptian hieroglyph pose, pretending to be part of a mural.
"Oh, well, you tried", I say as I roll for the basilisk's perception. Also Nat 1. After 5 straight minutes of hysterical laughter at the table, the basilisk doesn't notice anything wrong and simply walks past by Warlock.
That dragon story reminds me of my group and the time we drowned a dragon. I wonder how many other groups have managed that - I bet we're not alone...
I’ve decided that i love gerk, and he must be protected at all costs
He one-shotted a black dragon. I don't think he needs protection.
Honestly I need protection from him he seems terrifying
Your editing is top notch
Main antagonist: "I will destroy your world and everything on it"
*Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind*
*can produce... We will send onto them... only you. Rip and tear, until it is done!!!*
Gurk:
I remember seeing your first video when it came out. It’s amazing of how much this channel has grown with the animation and campaign
Dingo: I will not explain my mini minotaur
Me: you don’t need to, they are perfect
A Minitaur! ;D
@@DrBunnyMedicinal Now we just need Puffin to explain the Turtle FRIENDS.
Tobuscus, anyone?
@@penguinninja4417 Just thought about It.
I had a player who I forgot if it was a nat 20 but it was definitely a high roll succeeded to convince the entire city guard that he is the god of bloodshed and managed to later become an unplayable character via ascending to a god.
Morale of the story I'm a chaotic DM with chaotic players
My favourite time is onetime me and my friends were doing this star-wars one shot for may the 4th, at the start we were in this cave and obtained our lightsabers. The dm was very good at making things interesting and different from the average campaign so he had us roll for our weapons stats during the campaign as we found or sabers. One of my friends his name is Caleb got really unlucky, he had a broken lightsaber that was radio active and very dangerous to everyone around it, but then after he we were done the dm looked over to Caleb and asks him to do one more roll… Nat 1 he looks Caleb dead in the eyes and just says, you have cancer.
And then just moved on with the campaign
These stories are great.
Dingo: "If I had a nickel for every time I had to lie to smuggle something weird into someplace as a seeing-eye something, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
Seeing eye nickels
@@triforceofcourage100 the money you have is actually my seeing eye money. I need it
My friend had me sit in as a guest to play the BBEG at the end of his campaign and one of his players rolled a nat 20 to make me nauseous. Because I was the BBEG and had ludicrous resistance, the DM decides that I can roll to resist with a whole scale of how bad the nausea could possibly be. I rolled a 1. The BBEG started vomiting mid-monologue and the team just ganked him before he could get up to summon his allies.
Sounds accurate
That sounds like the most anti-climactic thing to happen ever.
Here is the BBEG: the thing you have been fighting against, running away from and now it is just emptying it's stomach because some nauseous-causing spell?
Bosses have epic resistances, because they need to feel hard to beat.
You still need to beat the resistance of the defender to be able to critically hit them. So if the resistance is 31 and you rolled 20 and had a total bonus of +10, it still doesn't do shit.
But hey, I must be too old-school for these high-endorfine run games.
I'll see myself to the door, I get it: you don't want reality to intervene in your fantasy-game.
He ate Chipotle before the final fight
the first two got me wheezing and sh!t, ur dungeon master is just DONE with ur antics of seeing eyes 🤣🤣
One of the most amusing Nat 20s I’ve seen is when the party got trapped in an area where reality was warped because there was this sword buried there. The skeleton player character, called Sheriff, was lowered down into a hole that was discovered after moving a bush. The sword was there, talking, it announced itself as an undead killing machine who was basically going to scorch the unfortunate skeleton since he was an undead. The player rolled a Nat 20, so Sheriff, an undead, successfully obtained a sword of holy power that killed undead that was otherwise going to at least injure him if it were not for the Nat 20. 😅
A long time ago my friends and were being stealthy sneaking through a cave when we came across a busy tunnel intersection, my Fey corgi fighter loved to jump so I decided that instead of just sneaking across the tunnel intersection to continue the way we were going, I’d use my superior athleticism to just leap across, I was asked to roll for the jump and to stay quiet… nat 20 on the jump… but nat 1 on the stealth… so I let out a loud “Yahooooooooo!” As I Leaped across… and the hobgoblins were confused because they heard it and turned to see nothing because I was a blur across their view xD we won the combat and continued the dungeon delving.
Also yeah thri-kreen get the mad mad hops
3 nat 20? I like that.
In my campaigns I always allow a reroll if someone rolls a 7. If they get two 7, then they get to roll for a 3rd one. 7 7 7 = Nat 20+
But if they roll a 13, then their positive action comes with a slight bad luck if the opening is available. 😈😈😈
That’s so random and I love it
Gotta have some fun when rolling, you know?
OMG I LOVE ENDING THE FINAL BOSS OF THE CAMPAIGN THE MOMENT IT STARTS
My friend and I made up a game where one of us makes up a random scenario and the other describes what happens next after you role a one. It went something like this:
“I want to watch Toy Story.”
*Rolls a 1*
“You end up watching the Live Action version of Toy Story instead.”
How serendipitous! Last night, we wrapped up a campaign where my character (a half-orc druid) _also_ had a Nightmare as a mount.
Her name was Strawberry.
One of my friend back in the day of 3.5, 90% of the time when a party member was downed, he would run up with his barbarian shout ''You killed my friend!'' and then crit, all the time!
As someone who never played a single game of D&D but know the bare minimum of the surface knowledge of the D&D lore (thanks matpat) find this vid pretty funny
The seeing eye mushroom. I've been laughing for the entire video over the seeing eye mushroom
In my campaign the evil necromancer fell down a building after trying to dramatically watch my players and barely survived only to fail to defend himself against a single wolf.
So, my fave nat1 will always be my introduction to the group I play with nowadays.
I joined the campaign a few sessions in, invited by a friend (who has since left the group).
We were playing Pathfinder, and what had happened when I joined is that the Tiefling of the party had been captured by an angry mob and was going to be publicly executed just for being a Tiefling.
I decided to play a rogue, whose signature weapon was a wrist-mounted dart launcher with which he fired poisoned knock-out darts (he was a bit more of a pacifist-like character who hated the idea of killing anyone).
So, I snuck into the crowd, and as the Tiefling was being lead onto the stage to the executioner’s block, my plan was to dart the executioner, rush in and grab the gal, and scamper off into the crowd.
Things… didn’t go to plan.
I rolled to hit the executioner… Natural 1. DM rolled the fumble, and I hit a nearby target. Who was the only nearby target? The Tiefling, who promptly collapsed onto the chopping block like they WANTED to die…
Thankfully, once the laughter of the table died down, the DM said that in the confusion, I could still attempt my rescue plan, which otherwise went off without a hitch, the other PCs covering my escape by fighting off the guards without my guy even realising it.
So yea, not the greatest way to introduce a new character to the party, but a damn memorable one lol
The fact that multiple carnage jpegs flew across the screen makes this video truly magical
Been watching your videos since you started. Glad to see you're still here.
I love that chaos just follows you guys everywhere in every iteration.
It's like that meme about DnD campaigns being less like LotR and more like Always Sunny in the Forgotten Realms.
Glad to hear cannery in the background, one of my favorite Kevin McLeod pieces
Ya, thank you for sharing your crit house rule! I am gonna be playing Dungeon Crawl Classics, and needed some idea for a crit table for actions outside combat. This is a big help!
a sandstorm being represented by a bunch of sandpaper is genius
I still remember when my character was trying to balance across a pit with a backpack full of alchemist fire. And fell in. And one of the vial’s exploded, which makes the rest of the vials explode. And just sees flames roar from the pit like in Austin powers
angry, bloodied, Gurk is my favorite cut. its a beautiful thing just his eyes barely in frame :D you put a smile on my face
Haven’t been playing dnd long, but on my first session I rolled a really high check to hit a chandelier chain and pinned a chimera down, then rolled two natural 1s and fell off the curtain, took half my health, and then my gun blew up. My DM was in tears