Timestamps 0:00 - 2:47 intro 0:00 - 0:14- drippiest glasses ever 0:19- 0:23 sir jojo mama the second 2:48 - 5:20 red cone 5:22 - 8:47 keyboard 8:49 - 10:46 green tube 10:50 - 11:50 folder 11:52 - 15:14 green tinsel made from carbonneutral fibers in okanowa (not ordinary) 15:15 - 17:46 dinosaurs (make good sounds) 17:47 - 19:21 slinky (has knot) (what a shame) 19:22 - 21:56 steel sponges ehh 21:57 - 24:15 blue eyes white dragon first edition mint condition from the legend of blue eyes 24:15 - 59:59:59 outro
2:46 cone 5:26 keyboard 8:47 Tingle Tube 10:44 Clipboard Of Clipping Tingles 11:54 Pom Poms Of... Happiness? 15:14 Dinosaur Puppets Eating Away Anger 17:47 Springs Of Joy 19:21 Spongebob 22:00 Blue Eyes White Dragon! (Edited) I hope you have a good day or night and I hope the helped!
“I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.”
Jojo's know how to do asmr, one of the funniest yet best content. It's weird to appreciate people who know how to do a good asmr ? Which is relaxing but also entertaining
@@mikuyt5594 I found you again, my beautiful baby boy. You my friend are perhaps one the most persistent people I have ever seen, it is quite hilarious.
Not me just scrolling through the comments and finding another Unus Annus fan :) ELLO. You're probably asleep cuz.. you watched this brilliant ASMR video but still :> hi
To everyone that needs to hear this You are a great person You are not hated You are not ugly You are not too skinny You are not too fat You are not too short You are not too tall You are not stupid Someone in this world wants to be alive just because of you You are happy but you just let other things come in the way of you happyness ❤️ Remember to set an alarm up to the morning Now that you've done that stop scrolling through the comment and sleep now
I personally find myself getting more tingled without my headset on, also any vids u recommend that u think could give me tingles? I cant get tingles very often
amazing video!! just wondering, were you inspired by goodnight moon asmr? she has a whole series like this and yours fits right in, so it’d be cool if both of these characters share that same universe!!!
Jojo plz consider doing something like a series of u get what i mean. U take us on a journey across the mystical ASMR universe. We meet new ppl and every video is an interaction with someone new.
this video is great, helped me fall asleep really quicly and i hadnt had much great sleep recently. VIDEO IDEA:- you try to sell us the items instead, tell us about the item (How rare it is, How it works, the best sounds with it, etc). I think it might make a good video but its up to you :)
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Plottwist: this is actually his home
Ohh wait... it is
Great work
@Mischevious LB Plot twist: His home is a shop
@@elk1827 Plot twist: His shop is his home
@@skibidikayleigh plot twist: home his is shop his
Please make this a series. ‘Quite a weird orthodontist’ quite a weird chiropractor’!
Actually this already is a mini series on another asmrtist's channel, you can check out goodnight moon asmr for her "quite a strange" mini series
Yeah make a “quite a weird” series
OMG yessss!
Yessssss
Quite a bizarre adventure
Jojo: “do you mind if I ask where you found such an item like this”
Me: “ toys’r’us “
Jojo: “ a garbage disposal”
Damn
LMFAO
But Toys'R'Us doesn't exist / Isn't Around Anymore..
Which country are you from
Bcs there is toys r us in south africa 🇿🇦
Remember when we used to reply to those tv shows when we were kids
Jojo: I am not easy to impress...
Also Jojo: *impressed by a green tube*
U mean by sponges 😂
Also a red tube from a dumpster
green tubes are very interesting
Jojo: “Do we have a deal?”
Me: “No”
Jojo: “excellent, thank you very much”
😂
Jojo: Excellent, I get to keep my money!
-said jojo while pulling a gun out of his pocket-
@Angel Martinez Garcia fortnite trash
@@raptorjesus4487 don't be rude, but I gotta agree
Timestamps
0:00 - 2:47 intro
0:00 - 0:14- drippiest glasses ever
0:19- 0:23 sir jojo mama the second
2:48 - 5:20 red cone
5:22 - 8:47 keyboard
8:49 - 10:46 green tube
10:50 - 11:50 folder
11:52 - 15:14 green tinsel made from carbonneutral fibers in okanowa (not ordinary)
15:15 - 17:46 dinosaurs (make good sounds)
17:47 - 19:21 slinky (has knot) (what a shame)
19:22 - 21:56 steel sponges ehh
21:57 - 24:15 blue eyes white dragon first edition mint condition from the legend of blue eyes
24:15 - 59:59:59 outro
Thanks bro
Cheers
Woooo
Thanks. Really needed this. God bless your soul. 😇🙏
Yeetus Skeetus
“how much do you want for this”
“$1”
“strange...I paid half the price for mine”
Bloody hell thats some bargin
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Hahaha you reminded me about Ron weasly bloody hell harry
@@mikuyt5594 could you not
@@Ravenclaw764_4Disney Haha yes! 😂❤️
*paid
When u realise he can just yell at the top of his lungs at any moment w ur sound on max
*DONT GIVE HIM IDEAS*
Lol
@@D0NUT3Y our life is in his hands
Y e s
I was waiting the whole time, bracing for the moment, didn't realize it was just a thought and didn't actually happen 🤣
Time stamps below 😀
0:00 - 2:53 intro
2:55 - 5:20 red cup tapping
5:24 - 8:43 keyboard tapping
8:48 - 10:43 green pipe sounds
10:47 -11:51 book tapping
11:57-15:13 green decoration tapping
15:15 - 17:44 obeez in raptor pressing
17:46 - 19:01 rainbow thing
19:27 - 21:58 scrubbers asmr
22:05 - 23:54 Chinese glass artifact seeing
24:15 - 24:48 outro
Didn’t took a while so hope u mind it 👍🏻
JoJo: “So you found it in the dumpster then?”
Also JoJo: Proceeds to touch the object with his mouth
LOL
Pfft
Exactly what I was thinking
Repost
@@LiterallyATreeFrFr This is not reddit
Me: "The cone is 1 million dollars."
Jojo: "I can meet you halfway."
Me: *STONKS*
Big Brain
I said 1mil to he said halfway I said I’ll take 850,000
How are you all doing?
StOnKs indded, i sold for 2 m
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Should’ve been “Quiet” the strange pawn shop.
I hate-love that joke so much mate 😂
Now it is
Eyyyyy *seinfeld theme*
Plot twist: I’m secretly just trying to get a new job since I got fired last vid.
Smart
Its all coming together now 🙌
Lol
Lol
*B I G B R A I N*
Jojo: sorry to keep you waiting...
Me: it’s literally been three seconds, you respond sooner than my parents if I’d just gotten shot
ow
so true
Same
Oooooooo
I had a mini stroke when I was reading that
I like how he shows off his rare blue eyes white dragon
Don’t we all
Its time to dddddo asmr
I have the same copy
Thats rare!!?!?!?
I have a secret rare limited edition blue eyes, dark magician and red eyes black dragon I also have 2 full exodia 2 heads 1 left foot and right foot
the intro is great, really resembles a steampunk pawn shop
I agree totally
Yas
Yes
m.ruclips.net/video/GhYcdv4BB5k/видео.html
also dont tap/click on the link below its just a dumb self promoter
Nobody:
Jojo: I'm gonna collect everything in the world.
Anyone hungry? If so here you go 🍔
@@kinggosch7952 ok
@@kinggosch7952 omg it’s delicious thank you
Ana Beatriz Thank so you much! It it just the spot!
@@kinggosch7952 Don't mind if I do.
Jojo: how long have you been standing there for
Me: about 3 days
Oh, so its not just me.
That’s it?
I’ve been standing here for fifty years! Do you sell prune juice?
Rlly only 3 days I got 7 yearsss
about 1 month.
I have listened to this version multiple times and still don’t get tired of it. Keep making amazing videos like this one!
Jojo has always had dedication to asmr and everything but this is something else he collected all of those collections just for an asmr video
Its amazing
A pretty ww2 plane oriented collection, I like it.
It’s prob his dad’s collection
Me: Ok I have a fine white t - shirt here-
Jojo: *TAKE IT ALL*
💯
Roblox club
@@RosaGomez936 yes
Jojo:
You found a red cone at the garbage disposal? Well let me put my whole face inside...
My mine thought was is that cone washed
@DragonCommands it was bats but ok
@DragonCommands yeah and...doggies..
@DragonCommands bat soup*
@@spark9185 cats and died human babies
This man is even reading the comments and liking them, legend
Yes , very nice💯
Good try bud
@@roberts6216 thx haha
I thought you were talking about the person reading it
I would love a video of Jojo just doing a compilation of all his fabulous names being whispered. I'd sleep to that
Me: I won't sleep today
Jojo: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Geez stfu
@@mide8845 wdym?
@Mathis Bédard I’m just chugging them
Lol guys
Cool profile picture
Me: Yes, hello i have my club penguin-
Jojo: TEN MILLION
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@@mikuyt5594 WHO CARES
This comment has reached 69 likes. I cannot give it more, but I wish to
@@jonathanhowe7403 bruuuh
@@mikuyt5594 why are you actually *everywhere*
I just realized jojo has enough personas to create a jojo cinematic universe
edit: thx for all the likes and replies
Yes please
m.ruclips.net/video/GhYcdv4BB5k/видео.html
He has more personas than Roger from American Dad
@@mikuyt5594 I'm disliking that vid
He also has enough cinematic universes to create a persona
jojo: I am not easy to impress
me: so I found this thing in the garbage dump
Jojo: I’ll take your entire stock!
@@RiversCuomo_Weezer jonah bcs his stand is cooler
One man's trash...
@@TheCompleteMental is an another man's treasure
2:46 cone
5:26 keyboard
8:47 Tingle Tube
10:44 Clipboard Of Clipping Tingles
11:54 Pom Poms Of... Happiness?
15:14 Dinosaur Puppets Eating Away Anger
17:47 Springs Of Joy
19:21 Spongebob
22:00 Blue Eyes White Dragon!
(Edited) I hope you have a good day or night and I hope the helped!
KIND SOUL ALERT
“I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.”
Drilldo
Love that reference
@Fabian Bekkers i had to search some of it up... 🤫
You forgot to mention Debrah! 😩
Still a great comment, though 👌🏼
can we just take a SECOND to appreciate this background and the GLASSES
I couldn’t tell the difference between pawn stars and Jojo pawn stars
Yeah it looked exactly the same
Yh
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@@mikuyt5594 no
1:28-1:36
Jojo
This don’t sound right
Jojo: has golden stuff in the background
Also Jojo: “May I inspect this cone?”
Jojo's know how to do asmr, one of the funniest yet best content. It's weird to appreciate people who know how to do a good asmr ? Which is relaxing but also entertaining
Good idea 💡
I see u everywhere lol
@@ik1689 if u not every where, how can u find me lol . Ask urself first
I can’t ask myself if I have no idea what you said.
You are like a fan boy/girl of asmr
True
A cone from a garbage disposal
Jojo: this is a rare item
To be fair, garbage men do find some good shit every once in a while in the garbage.
@@mechalinkergaming7169 mostly because they cant afford it so thye count it as a rare item
Also Jojo: puts mouth in cone
*looks at name* Hey I do that!
garbage disposal? your mean the....garbage.....
Jojo: I ran our of white an black t-shirts but I still got my white Sweater and TINGLES
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@@mikuyt5594 we get it stop spamming this shit bro
@@mikuyt5594 you don't deserve them 😂😂
@@mikuyt5594 I found you again, my beautiful baby boy. You my friend are perhaps one the most persistent people I have ever seen, it is quite hilarious.
I think Jojo is Barbie’s long lost twin brother because he too can be ANYTHING
Lol underrated comments
Love the Phantom statue at 0:48 I used to read that comic all the time as a kid
Jojo with the goggles at the start must be a crazy pawn shop
m.ruclips.net/video/GhYcdv4BB5k/видео.html
In the first 5 seconds, he reminds me of that guy I saw in the alleyway handing bags of flour to the locals…
He reminded me of that one tinker fairy from tinkerbell I forgot his name
the t-rex heads are very cool and relaxing ✨✨✨✨🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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The link above is just about nobody cares, also a dick roll
Rick*
I whole heartedly thought this was going to be a spin on Goodnight Moons “Quite a strange” series 😆
Not me just scrolling through the comments and finding another Unus Annus fan :) ELLO. You're probably asleep cuz.. you watched this brilliant ASMR video but still :> hi
:0
@@shotinvama memento mori my friend
@@error13_genderexpunged Memento Mori 😔💀🖤
It kind of is! I'm guessing that's where he got the idea
1:50
Motorcicle be like: why dont i do asmr.
Jojo- I only collect the rarest of tingles I doubt you will have anything I want
*shows him our stuff*
Jojo- IlL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk
plot twist: hes really the old guy from toy story that fixed woody
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XD
@@mikuyt5594 stop
@@mikuyt5594 stfu
Mans got as many jobs as Johnny sins
but can he vibe as hard?
Only they’re probably (mostly) safe for work
@@elk1827 hopefully
The dislikes are from the people who didn’t get 65$ for the slinky
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STOP FRKIN ADVERTISING IF ANYTHING IT JUST GETS YOU LESS SUBS
@@EarthainCleveland I’m just reporting all of them
😂😂
@@BabyRey2910 OMGGG ITS THE WORLDS MOST CUTESS THING AND IT NOW DOES ASMR 🥺🥺🥺
we need a compilation of jojo making up names for each job he has 😂
Yes
Definitely!
Your profile pic looks like yub
69th like noice
Or johnny sins........
This was the first Asmr video I ever watched
ngl that classy white old brit accent is not that bad for an Australian
Forgot he was an Aussie
Yeah lol, did you see Dean asmr try Gordon ramsay's accent 🤣it was hilarious, but at least he tried his best.
But Maybe This Is Why He Bought Everything From The Store,
And I accidentally got rid of the heart, OOF
I love his model collection in the background, it would kill to have that collection!
“As long as you have enough rubies”rings through my head throughout this video. Fear has never flowed through me this much
Wow this was 9 months ago. This helped me get sleep when I was stressed with school last year. Tysm this helped a lot
Jojo: how much would you sell this to me for?
Me: 69 dollars
Jojo: 0 take it or leave it
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@@mikuyt5594 stop posting this dude nobody cares
And I was the 69th like on this comment -._-.
U know ur night is gonna be lit when Jojo posts another banger
When you realize jojo does daily uploads:
@@fl_moo he doesn't?
@@finlivx I’m fairly sure he does
@@fl_moo he does every other day
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Me:hey I like your pawn shop
Jojo:the prices go up every year
Me:"leaves"
I love the way he says pawn shop ☺️☺️☺️
“I have a big collection here”
Proceeds to show a marvel fan’s wet dream
Lol
Can't even lie that's true
We da green gang
@@whoknowsstudios9266 🎶It's a meme thang 🎶
Is my stealth elf green allowed?
To everyone that needs to hear this
You are a great person
You are not hated
You are not ugly
You are not too skinny
You are not too fat
You are not too short
You are not too tall
You are not stupid
Someone in this world wants to be alive just because of you
You are happy but you just let other things come in the way of you happyness ❤️
Remember to set an alarm up to the morning
Now that you've done that stop scrolling through the comment and sleep now
@Z Entity why would I want likes if I'm trying to make people that need help happier??
Jojo out here with the facial expressions to go with the voice
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@@mikuyt5594 shut up
Suggestion: Use this type of roleplay to introduce new triggers.
Worst reviewed hitman. That gun tapping noise is amazing
That blue keyboard really gave me the tingles
This asmr creator is the best I've ever seen, is creative, interesting and he make I feel very relaxed
He do be pretty amazing
Bruh why is jojo so good at asmr I don’t even have my headphones in and I still got tingles
m.ruclips.net/video/GhYcdv4BB5k/видео.html
I personally find myself getting more tingled without my headset on, also any vids u recommend that u think could give me tingles? I cant get tingles very often
Yh I sometimes leave them off coz it sounds better
oh no, a white shirt.
not a white T-shirt
NO!
OH CRAP
Anyway,
what's the joke bout-
0:05
JoJo: how long have you been standing there?
*EVER SINCE MY DAD DROPPED ME OFF AT THE PARK AND NEVER CAME BA-*
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@@mikuyt5594 stop
The way pronounced mechanical keyboard sent chills down my spine
Timestamps
0:00-2:44Introduction
2:45-5:22 Red cone
5:23-8:47 Mechanical keyboard
8:48-11:53 Green tube
11:54-15:13 Green tinsel
15:14-17:44 Dino orbeez
17:45-19:20 slinky
19:21-21:59 Steel sponges ( I truly don’t know what is this sorry)
22:00-24:14 Blue eyes white dragon
24:15-24:48 Outro
My english is not that good hope it helps:)
Steel wool
POV : no matter what jojo does, it never gets boring 😂🤝❤️
Damn, ASMR be hitting different when your not supposed to be sleeping🥴
When are you not supposed to be sleeping? Sleep is great at any time!
@@elk1827 alright then I will just fall asleep mid-flight while sky diving
@@Boeing737-8H4 Alright have fun
@@elk1827 LOL
This is quite relaxing and an interesting role play! Thank you for the tingles, Jojo!
omg the title and video reminded me goodnight moons quite a strange series!
6:50 - 6:58, gave me the biggest tingle I’ve ever had. Well done.
1:41 was really hoping that was gonna be “I’m not easy to pleasy”
Best asmr object mason jar with water in it
Jojo: 300,000 best I can do
this guy never runs out of ideas
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@@mikuyt5594 bot
You are right😍
And when he runs out of ideas he copies others and doesn't give credit to the creators. This particular video for example
@@paulm7473 bruh ur literally just jealous stop being a hater
The tube always just punctures my tingle immunity every time and I love it. I really appreciate your videos, keep up the good work man.
Jojo: I’m not easily impressed
Also Jojo: shocked that you found a red cone in the dumpster
😂😂😂
Jojo has so many personas it's amazing
This was like if the Collector from GotG collected ASMR instead of Infinity Stones.
petition to ask Jojo if he's doing fine cause he isn't wearing t-shirt
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@Mathis Bédard why?
@Mathis Bédard why. What was it
@Mathis Bédard damn
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Of all of the cosplays, this is the best one of all time no doubt about it.
The beginning reminds me of that one scene in guardians of the galaxy where the collector guy shows the guardians his collection
Oh wow that green screen is really good, it almost looks like it’s rea- oh
👌👁👄👁 the dedication
Yea its too great
God I did not know green screens got so realistic
Jk
Those glasses are working for you man 😂😂
Lol
Jojo:Im very hard to bargain with
Me who proceeds to bargain all my items:
🤔really🤔
I love how he makes all of the items seem special
Can't stop returning to this video. As far as I'm concerned this is peak jojo
The face that jojo makes is perfect he is truly the meme lord of Asmr
Yes👌
Which face?
Check asmr dong btw
The man done it the legend
One of his jobs aren’t the worst reviewed
5 stars!
amazing video!! just wondering, were you inspired by goodnight moon asmr? she has a whole series like this and yours fits right in, so it’d be cool if both of these characters share that same universe!!!
Jojo plz consider doing something like a series of u get what i mean. U take us on a journey across the mystical ASMR universe. We meet new ppl and every video is an interaction with someone new.
this video is great, helped me fall asleep really quicly and i hadnt had much great sleep recently. VIDEO IDEA:- you try to sell us the items instead, tell us about the item (How rare it is, How it works, the best sounds with it, etc). I think it might make a good video but its up to you :)
Me: interested in selling cone
Jojo: let me give it a test run
* test run makes me fall asleep*
Plot twist, that was his plan all along to get everything for free!
Serious question: How would you really test a cone?
Proceeds to steal the cone
When Jojo popped up in those goggles i literally jumped out of my skin 😂
Spooky scary skeletons and shivers down your spine!
Haha same. He gotta do his inspecting tho
@@Vsaucesauce 😂
I'm still waiting for the jojo's bizarre adventure jojo's asmr crossover, it's a match made in heaven that we all deserve
I can’t tell which one’s weirder tbh
This is that friend of a friend that gives you the starter gear in almost every video game
the tingle tube and tingle goggles is definitely the move. fit check, 10/10
Jojo: (plays with tinsel)
January: Am I a joke to you?