Timestamps 0:01 intro 0:26 coffee or tea idk 0:53 yo what the actual what was that voice 1:30 bringing us to justice 1:43 oh fug he found out 2:21 thousands of hours and blood sweat and tears 2:50 oh thank god I thought he was talking about the dru- 3:38 dang he stole my DS 3:50 well I do own Mario party for the DS JUST KIDING JUST KIDING 5:00 I’m sorry sempai just drink your coffee 5:18 I ain’t no snitch 8:20 NOOOO 9:03 okie dokie 11:08 hold me back ima punch this guy don’t take my wii sports 11:35 that’s a huge amount of Nintendo products 20:40 I’m sorry 😔 Anyways this took me about half an hour
i would say equally many failures are experienced by people chasing something they can't reach, not realizing how far away from success they are. not trying to be a downer, but i think mindless positivity can encourage people to make reckless decisions
@@bramvanderwoerdt7186 Everything’s gotta be balanced, don’t keep the same word in your head for every life decision. Too much of anything is bad, but too less of anything is also bad.
Jojo: “To being you to justice and use the full extent of the law... that’s a pirated copy” Me: “No no not my Nintendo 3ds with romhack don’t take that away”
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear mike
Oh look it’s a kindergartner I’m gonna eat ya bro call the janitor to smack you with his broom on the sidewalk bang bang oh a gun i see bye! Nugget’s life:NO PLS-BANG wawa wa waaaaaa-OOF R.I.P nugget no one cares about you bye This is a joke
And on the DS with some more in depth stuff that aren't that hard to do so why do people assume that pirated copies can't play online that just makes me angry I know this is a joke and I like the joke but playing pirated games online is very easy to do
@@mambirecords4530 you sure can play online with a pirated copy using a connection that is pear to pear, but if you have to go through an official server, you won't be able to play online.
yo you're screwed, your internet service provider can see everything you download and all your network traffic. if you're gonna do that, at least get a VPN so they can't see it.
JoJo: "We will be confiscating your Nintendo Switch" Me: On the bright side, I will no longer have to worry about that pesky Joy-Con Drift JoJo: "You could have made a great member of our team" Me: Tell that to all those people who spent all their time, love and passion in all those fangames you guys took down
Jojo: You will tell me everything you know. Everything. Me: Even like, how to perform a good rectal exam? Jojo: Everything. Me: Uh, okay, then, well first you glove up...
Jojo: wearing his boss man glasses and sipping out of his boss man cup with the video title “piracy is no party” and interviewing us me: im alive but I’m dead😍
This first time I read the title I thought it said, “PRIVACY”, not piracy. And then I heard him say, “Did you think we wouldn’t catch you?”, and then I googled what piracy was and felt like and idiot 😂
JoJo, I’d just liked to thank you, before I found your channel I often suffered from sleep paralysis. By often I mean, once every month or two but it can still rattle you, anyway, I just put your videos on auto play and for the past 8 months of listening to these sweet sweet sounds at night I haven’t had a single bit of paralysis. I’m going to bed now, bye
![[ASMR] Please. help me escape prison.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/y1xfkEbPEGY/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] Please. help me escape prison.](/img/tr.png)
![[ASMR] You Are A Nintendo DS](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MXVpgjURjGE/mqdefault.jpg)
![The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 7]](/img/1.gif)
Timestamps
0:01 intro
0:26 coffee or tea idk
0:53 yo what the actual what was that voice
1:30 bringing us to justice
1:43 oh fug he found out
2:21 thousands of hours and blood sweat and tears
2:50 oh thank god I thought he was talking about the dru-
3:38 dang he stole my DS
3:50 well I do own Mario party for the DS JUST KIDING JUST KIDING
5:00 I’m sorry sempai just drink your coffee
5:18 I ain’t no snitch
8:20 NOOOO
9:03 okie dokie
11:08 hold me back ima punch this guy don’t take my wii sports
11:35 that’s a huge amount of Nintendo products
20:40 I’m sorry 😔
Anyways this took me about half an hour
Can we get a pog in the reply section
Pog
Pog
@@bangopi3675 no
Lol
Jojo:"Piracy is no party"
90% of the earth: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that..."
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@benjy8722 not funi. Didn't laugh
@@benjy8722 ok
@@benjy8722 haHah i recognized the XcQ lmfao
@@benjy8722 is that Rick roll
JoJo: piracy is no party
Someone who just wanted to watch Shrek without paying: nervous sweating
lmaoaaoaoaoaoao
bro i have the movie in low quality via discord among other movies ball to watch it
@@Raomgi shrek has been on cable for free since that past 15+ years
It’s doesn’t matter whether you pay or not to watch shrek. It is holy none the less.
i felt kind of crepped out because i literaly just watched shrek O_O
I think that Jojo is telling us life lessons he’s had to learn the hard way, at this point.
like girl meets world but season 2 and 3 they never ruined maya and the triangle never happened
@@marvelnerd5759 that was one of my favorite shows until that happened
@@spider-man8186 agreed lol
Jack Sparrow has left the chat
Noice
Noice
Noice
Noice
Nicu nicu very nice Ceaser-chan!
I see a timeline happening...
I get fired:
Then i cant afford games
I have to pirate them...
Now im here
The plot thickens...
Plot = Thicc
The plot is thicc
Clappin plots thicness ASMR
Seriously stop
As soon as I saw this title the first thing that came to mind were the Anti-Piracy Stuff Nintendo did.
Nintendo didn't do any of these videos. They are fanmade
@@Sina-vd1te thats not what I meant, they had anti-piracy warnings and this video reminded me of those warnings never said they had videos
@@tyropanic
Oh sorry. I thought you were alluding on this videos. Nevermind then
ruclips.net/video/JpJSQ4p3j5k/видео.html
Mario Party DS anti piracy lol
JoJo: piracy is no party
*Me and the pirate bois dancing in the ocean with our gold*
Sea shanties be like:
JoJo? Is this a jojo reference
@@latunen5241 everything is a JoJo reference
@@hector2067 yes
@@latunen5241 OH NOOO
Me: *commits DVD piracy, thinking no one will ever catch me
Jojo: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@benjy8722 ik thats a rickroll i memorized the hyperlink
Ú-ù u just saved me bro
@@Willtabixx i know the link because of the w's
I clicked it anyway. :)
Piracy is no party
People who had pirate birthday parties have left the chat
XD
jojo: PIRACY IS NO PARTY
me who watches pirated 70’s doctor who episodes on dailymotion: **sweats profusely**
"You know the rules, and so do i"
Scallywag
BBC 4 AND BBC STUDIOS WANTS YOUR LOCATION.
@@castlorinterwebs OH NO THE BRITISH ARE COMING
Wait, so I'm a pirate too?
Jojo: Piracy is no party
Everyone: *Objective survive.*
this deserves more likes
hilarious 😭😭😭
Then the countdown begins
blank
1 hour
status: excommunicado
Jojo’s getting quite scary with his meme videos.
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Coming soon: his FBI roleplay where he discusses our questionable internet history.
@@laiatezenas3300 i would luv to see that lmao
Lmfao... I agree ;-;
@@benjy8722 that is a rick roll don’t click it
Nobody:
Jojos video titles: making me feel like I committed fraud for some reason 💀
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Omggggg he hearted 😭😭😭
I thought you were Facebook for a second 😂😂
Benjy here tryna rick roll bruhhhh
@@joaquinfoltz2894 lmaooo 🤣
Jojo is literally the most creative Asmrtist
You should watch dong asmr hes probably tied with jojo
Easily
Michael Perez idk abt that one buddy Jojo is the best in the gang
Laughs in Ephemeral Rift 😂, good vid tho Jojo keep it up
@@brandoreid3752 True 😂
Jojo: “you look nervous”
*me who just stopped crying*: umm sure
Jojo's title: piracy is no party
My high ass: WE LIKE TO PARTY WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY
Agree 😂
Then fuckin huge Thomas the tank engine comes in
@@tatitoxx8955 The Vengabus by the Vengaboys
"I am so sorry but i Pirated RUclips"
@@cofficialc ah man me too
You're not my mum, you can't confiscate my devices
I will track down the nugget clan
Hop hop this does not rime but your being mugged
@@MrFrog-rd8lx Hippity Hoppity your wallet is now my property
@@BigColin-ph1bj now that is a good one
Shut up nugget come back when youre a human
POV: You are playing a pirated game of Marioparty DS while watching this Video
👁👄👁
Quote for today: “Many of life’s failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.”
Nice to see u here💀
i would say equally many failures are experienced by people chasing something they can't reach, not realizing how far away from success they are. not trying to be a downer, but i think mindless positivity can encourage people to make reckless decisions
@@bramvanderwoerdt7186 Everything’s gotta be balanced, don’t keep the same word in your head for every life decision. Too much of anything is bad, but too less of anything is also bad.
HIS VOICE so nice so different from when he is whispering
Me: takes a shower
Jojo: uploads a video about privacy
I get the joke if u worote privacy on purpose but its privacy if u didn't.
@@zepperdepep I- wut?
@@zepperdepep what
u mean piracy?
@@zepperdepep yeah, that was the point
*“Insert pirated copy of random game here”*
Ya
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
@@lucasgt1153 PIRACY IS-A-NO PARTY! 😁
@@camagoat6825 ima cry
@@camagoat6825 that video is so hot dude 10/10 would watch again
“We will be confiscating all of your games”
Me: not my 17 other copys of mario party ds... 😳😳😳
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JoJo: Nintendo DS, to the Nintendo Wii, to the Nintendo switch
me: he skipped to Wii U
everyone else: What's that?
And the 3DS.
@@sonicfan9144 no
@@reapbound4024 What do you mean "no"?
@@sonicfan9144 he showed the gds
Everybody: *talking about the title and other sht.*
Meanwhile me: how did he do that thing with the pencil at 0:17
Oh shit how DID he do that?!
Here you go:
ruclips.net/video/6XgG8J_g888/видео.html
Jojo: “To being you to justice and use the full extent of the law... that’s a pirated copy”
Me: “No no not my Nintendo 3ds with romhack don’t take that away”
I have too much stuff on my 3ds to get taken away I would be heartbroken
Jojo: “You look Nervous.”
Me Relaxed in my bed: Nah.
Me: I’m Batman
Me: I'm sonic
Wot
Me: I’m black panther
@@shinykyogre7197 you're supposed to carry on the chain...
I thought this was a joke.
But they actually caught me pirating thousands of copy’s of nintendogs
Jojo: Do you know how much time gets put into making our games?
Me: Do you know how much tears get shed when you take down peoples’ fangames?
Exactly
R.I.P. Pokémon Uranium and Pokémon Brick Bronze.
I loved Pokémon brick bronze on Roblox
Also Nintendo just fucked sml over so they can’t use any Nintendo products in there videos
My favorite fan game hasn't been taken down yet for multiple years, and I'm honestly surprised. A new one is even almost done.
“Did you actually think we wouldn’t find out?”
Me who is doped up on medication: Find out?! Find out what? Did my cat rat me out?
Yes
@@sour_crust5803 sincerely: Your Cat
“Did you really think we wouldn’t find out?”
Me: So, private browsing doesn’t work?
Nobody:
JoJo: I’m not happy bob. N͟o͟t. Happy.
DESERVES MORE LIKES LMAOOOO EXACTLY THE VIBES HE GAVE OFF HAHAH
Nice underline
?
@@qwest500 yeah... how did he do that?
@@Robloxstoryguy i think he used a combination of special character letters. Like some letters have little accents and underlines below them
Jojo: PIRACY IS NO PARTY!
Me In the Middle of a Valentine’s Day party: wha?
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear mike
@@vectrav6 Ignore him. He does this all the time.
@@AxxLAfriku get in the KFC
@@AxxLAfriku Having 2 girlfriends is an atrocity.
@@BlasterzHD you sound like you talk from experience buddy
Oh no, I knew I shouldn’t have pirated Jamie Oliver whats cooking on Nintendo ds
no one wants to cook with a criminal.
That hit hard 😂
@@JojosASMR the legend himself replies
@@JojosASMR hey jojo I’m a huge fan!!!
@@plainjanex9970 shut it
At this point his regular voice gives me more tingles than his whispering, it always hypes me up to hear his real voice:)
Jojo: Piracy is no party.
Me just wanting to deform the Mii's bone structure
What
yes
Take Pokémon, take Mario, just don't take Madagascar
Ayo its nugget
I will track down the nugget clan
Shut up nugget come back when you're a human
@@blizzard1198 dont say that to almighty Nugget
Oh look it’s a kindergartner I’m gonna eat ya bro call the janitor to smack you with his broom on the sidewalk bang bang oh a gun i see bye!
Nugget’s life:NO PLS-BANG wawa wa waaaaaa-OOF
R.I.P nugget no one cares about you bye
This is a joke
How weird should I make this title?
Jojo: Yes
The soft spoken and whispering combo is WOW!
14:10 “you think we wouldn’t catch you changing the Nintendogs to cats” 🤣😂
In his absense, the Nintendo Ninja launched a full-on raid on the pirating pleb's gaming shelf. Excellent acting, JoJo!
Not gonna lie, Jojo would make a great interrogator xD
Jojo: You have some highly illegal games on your Nintendo
Me, crying: I don't even have a Nintendo
what’s a nintendo
Same man I own a ps3 ps4 and ps5 thas it
You can still pirate Nintendo content, using an emulator to play them on a computer. Not that I've done that...
Sorry Nintendo, but it's a gamecast. 👏
@@DarkShadows713 THATS ILLEGAL?
Wow, I haven’t gotten tingles like this in literally over a year. Thank the asmr gods for blessing us with jojo and video game piracy 🙏🏻🙏🏻
When he said "PIRACY IS NO PARTY" The lights in my house flickered
The moment Wii Sports got confiscated I understood the danger of my actions and the sad consequences I have brought to myself.
"no-one wants to play with a criminal"
jokes on you, you can't play online if you have a pirated copy of the game
You can on PC
And on the DS with some more in depth stuff that aren't that hard to do so why do people assume that pirated copies can't play online that just makes me angry I know this is a joke and I like the joke but playing pirated games online is very easy to do
@@mambirecords4530 Idk I never had console, but I am planing on buying PlayStation and/or some Nintendo console probably Switch
@@mambirecords4530 you sure can play online with a pirated copy using a connection that is pear to pear, but if you have to go through an official server, you won't be able to play online.
My dad hacked my old wii u and it does work. One of my friends hacked minecraft on his laptop and can still play on servers
Jojo: Piracy is no party.
Me, a pirate with severe scurvy: 𝖆𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖉
That one dude with a dusty cartridge: WHATS HAPPENING? WHERE AM I?
The upclose mic whispering is so tingly 🤤
It is so relaxing!!!!!!❤
THIS IS A MAN THAT WILL ALWAYS HAVE IDEAS
Laughs in Ephemeral Rift
@@sefisyara5961 you're man of culture
Y e s
nintendo: nobody wants to be a criminal
also nintendo: We put trackers in every device we sell
Ah yes nobody wants to a criminal
Oh no, I know I shouldn't have pirated my 7 copies of Monster High: Skultimate Roller Maze and The Sims 2 : Welcome to Strangetown.
I like to think Nintendo actually imprisons people who pirate their games, and have a interrogation and ferenzics assignment for it
I laughed when he said “Here at Nintendo?” Like huh?! 😂😂
I don’t even watch jojo to sleep anymore, his content is just part of my daily dose of auspicious videos
The most creative asmrtist without a damn doubt
once again he never runs out of titles and ideas. mad love Jojo.❤
jojo: "Here at nintendo, we are very..."
me: "man im just eating a sandwich get to the point"
Eating a sandwich while listening to ASMR? Ok, you do you buddy
I was waiting for him to reach through the screen and start water-boarding me.
“All of our consoles are programmed with a GPS”
when u prove that it’s not pirated and sue nintendo for tracking kids
HHAHAHA LMAO I GENUINELY EXPECTED HIS FIRST FEW WORDS TO BE: "Mr Anderson..."
I think he might be the anomale and he's trying to show us the matrix through the meme vids 😂
lol, where is that from?
@@coop2013 it's from the matrix dude! Have you never seen it before?
@@theobeans7536 sorry no lol
The economy when I pirate a 20 year old Nintendo game for the N64: 📉
NOT STONKS
Jojo: Piracy is no Party
Me, who never paid for a single Song I downloaded: •^•
yo you're screwed, your internet service provider can see everything you download and all your network traffic. if you're gonna do that, at least get a VPN so they can't see it.
Yo that "you're right to be nervous" was so crispy that it gave me major chills
Jojo: *piracy is no party*
Every nintendo anti piracy screen: _and we don't like parties_
When you come to the video to leave a comment and then come back to it later at night to watch it
Piracy might not be a party.
But that Nintendo Direct tomorrow... is definitely a party!
I come back to this video once a day for my daily nap, and it has never failed to make me fall asleep🙏
JoJo: "We will be confiscating your Nintendo Switch"
Me: On the bright side, I will no longer have to worry about that pesky Joy-Con Drift
JoJo: "You could have made a great member of our team"
Me: Tell that to all those people who spent all their time, love and passion in all those fangames you guys took down
"You're DS is as good as gone"
*hands it right back to me*
Day 4 of reminding Jojo that he promised a HungryLips crossdress
please no
Omg yes
@@ashthelynx55 nooooooo :[
Plese God no
Omg yes lol
Me: **getting hacked games with infinite money**
also me: huuh what u say
Hellow my fellow pansexual Jojo asmr enjoyer
“From the Nintendo DS, to the Nintendo Wii, to the Nintendo Switch.”
Me chilling with my Homebrew WiiU:
Please, do go on.
The “changing the Nintendogs to cats? Despicable behavior” line really got me ngl
You go from trying to help people to fall asleep to interrogating them fast.
It’s just proven that Jojo doesn’t like parties
I mean he could
This could just be some relaxing advert for piracy. One advert I would watch.
this is easily the best concept for an asmr video i love the anti piracy stuff
Jojo: You will tell me everything you know. Everything.
Me: Even like, how to perform a good rectal exam?
Jojo: Everything.
Me: Uh, okay, then, well first you glove up...
I love how hes trying to act serious 😂
Is this a Mario Party DS Anti-Piracy reference?
Yes
@@skitheadvideos2802 I knew it!
JoJo: And do you know what goes in to those games? Blood, sweat, and tears.
Me, starts singing: Nae pi ttam nunmul
when he said that I just burst into song 😅
ne majimak chumeul da gajeo gaaa idk if these the right lyrics lmao
Felt
Exactly what I just did😂
This is the content that makes the asmr community the best
This is the most tingly video of yours I’ve watched.
this titles really do get stranger each time
Well, your not wrong
Calling it now, top comment by tomorrow right here
Well this is illuminati confirmed
Check my latest beat its a banger
@@lucasgt1153 Nope
well boys, we did it. piracy is no more.
It sounds like Jojo's accent can only be heard when he he talks but it goes away when he whispers.
Me: *doesnt own a single thing from nintendo*
"-I was framed"
I thought this was going to be a soothing normal ASMR only to shoot my eyes wide open as soon as he said “you look nervous”
"Piracy is no party"
*pulls out ds*
Me: *sweats nervously*
Jojo: wearing his boss man glasses and sipping out of his boss man cup with the video title “piracy is no party” and interviewing us
me: im alive but I’m dead😍
This first time I read the title I thought it said, “PRIVACY”, not piracy. And then I heard him say, “Did you think we wouldn’t catch you?”, and then I googled what piracy was and felt like and idiot 😂
JoJo, I’d just liked to thank you, before I found your channel I often suffered from sleep paralysis. By often I mean, once every month or two but it can still rattle you, anyway, I just put your videos on auto play and for the past 8 months of listening to these sweet sweet sounds at night I haven’t had a single bit of paralysis. I’m going to bed now, bye
Jojo being all serious: we know what you did
Me: slowly falling asleep
Jojos upload schedule is so good for a European lol
✨Jojo really has got Debra into deep trouble✨
JoJo: Piracy is no party!
Me: yeah thats cool man but can i have my DSi back? I have a lot of flipnotes saved on there from when hatena was active
The button pressing and tapping are really getting to me. Petition to make a whole video about it
What other Nintendo consoles are you in possession of?
Me: nintendo box