The Predator is Everything Wrong with Movies Today
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2019
- I dodged it at the cinema, but there was no avoiding The Predator forever. Join me as I break down the movie that pretty much sums up everything wrong with the modern film industry.
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The Critical Drinker Mate I don’t want to be an enabler!
I live in Texas and my son is autistic and gunfire doesn't bother him he thinks its cool
I don’t know if it’s just the idiots in charge of making these schlock cash grab “blockbuster” movies, or if it’s part of a deliberate strategy of ruining people by conditioning them to be stupid and slave minded, but I think maybe it’s yes and yes.
I want to kill the Patreon people more than the narcos guy douchebag and that's saying something!!! What kind of assholes would make you have to work so hard to give away fucking money!!!!! What the actual fuck?!?!!!! LOL I'm trying to "contact us", I think I hate these people as much as Kathleen Kennedy.
The Critical Drinker ... if I wanted to pay a drunk to ramble nonsense, I’d go for a walk down the Ave and pay a homeless guy to tell me a story 🤦♂️
But... more proof, any moron can make a video.
I am a Marine, and it is required by law that we have at least one funny guy, one solid dude with a dark past, one crazy guy, and one explosive expert with a foreign accent in every platoon.
MoviesGalore1000 The crazy guy. Fortunately, I’m a POG.
Lol
@@aedanmanning750 What's a Pug?
Adam B POG. Persons Other Than Grunt. I’m not in the infantry.
Aedan Manning
And a fruitty Rudy.
GET SOME. HOO-RAH
Predator 8: the predator lands in a corn field on the Iowa-Nebraska border, doesn’t find a single person for miles, gets bored, then leaves
As a man born and raised in Nebraska and family from Iowa....you're kind of right.
he meets one family. but the farmer totally ignores the howls of war. "ain't got time for some mickey mouse halloween costume idiot. got to get the back 40 harvested by morn." he then promptly runs the predator over with the harvester as it attacks. roll credits.
We don't grow that much corn in Nebraska actually, it's too dry. We mostly grow food for cows tbh
Jack Newton ope my bad sorry neighbor
@@pretzel2489 lol, it's a common misconception because of our university's mascot name
I served with an Irishman in the army. We called him Scotty just to piss him off lol
I appreciate your critique on how they mistakenly portray autism. Like I got diagnosed with it, i was more like “well I don’t really feel any different, but I guess that explains why I suck at understanding people”.
I get called autistic but I understand people way more then the average
My brother has it and I'll say depending on how much it effects you its pretty much just a label because he's just like any other person but has moments where he sees things differently or becomes really good at something he likes at an almost genius(i aint know hot spell it) level.
Autism can have different ways and degrees of expression, so I think the Drinker's point was more that in the movie it was over the top and mixed with traits that would totally not vibe with autism.
Maybe there still is merit to using the term "Asperger" to contrast to other forms of autism because that could help not lump everything together. Plus, with our crazed society these days, there might even be overdiagnosing and glorifying and all kinds of messiness, so it is prudent to not jump to conclusions and to avoid easy labels.
There is a very good TV show - Sherlock - that shows what potent upsides autism can have, so the 'autism superpowers' thing is not just a joke, of course, but a rare and extreme expression that likely also takes devoted practice to develop to such a level.
@@Xavier28200 There is a memorable scene from Beautiful Mind where Nash tries a bluntly direct pickup line on a woman and gets slapped, but he isn't disheartened but grins. That is so important to me because it sheds light on the difference between not understanding social norms and understanding them all too well but not liking them. Nash was basically toying with what he understood very well.
This can lead to nasty gaslighting by a societal norm of basically teenage angst management, i.e. if you don't follow awkward rituals for trying to manage social anxiety and trust issues and such, you could be more or less misdiagnosed.
People are evil hairless monkeys that always act in their own best interest.
I still find it hard to believe someone thought "Weaponized Autism" would be a good idea to be in a movie
During test screenings of this movie it received quite a negative reception and the studio decided to butt in and proceeded to reshoot a-lot of scenes and after all this we ended up with “weaponized autism”.
Sounds like a name for a garage band weaponized autism
@Joe Blow isnt that guy some infamous hacker ? i heard he could be sam hyde, but well never know for sure.
Are you familiar with Greta? Weaponized autism is real, but not like this shitshow.
It would be, if it actually worked like real weaponized autism works. They are just good with details, not in figuring out alien technology instantly.
"A monster that's invincible until the plot decides that it isn't"
-pretty much every shit action or sci-fi film from the last 20 years
Hell even horror films, wouldn't b surprised if before too long rom coms take up the formula
@@joshoconnor9666 Ahaha there was a fuckin romcom that had a monster, wasn’t there? That one where a monster appeared every time the female lead went to sleep or something
A predator fighting a piece of shit yakuza could be cool. I mean Arnold killed a predator with a tree.
Also looking at you, "Jurassic World"
It w as like that in pretty much every action or Sci fi film in the last 50 years. But we get it, you think you were born in the wrong generation or something
I'm just amazed today's geniuses didn't have the Predator lecture itself about toxic masculinity and Predator privilege half way through battle.
also missed a big shot on "xenophobia" bahaha
I almost spit out my food when you called the kid rain man. I am so glad you brought up the powerful bad guy just deciding to throw around the protagonist instead of killing them immediately. Terminator Salvation did this constantly, it pissed me off. The terminator in the first movie wouldn't think twice about ramming its fist through you, ripping out your throat, or snapping your neck, but in Salvation it tosses people around because they need to live to be in the original..
Tropes like that make me think we need more trope.mocking movies. There aren't nearly enough of those. I only remember Last Action Hero right now, and that one was a bit too finger-pointy maybe, lacking subtlety. - Can you think of others in that style?
"The Predator" didnt just feature a 10 year old kid, it was apparently also WRITTEN by one too
There is so many Special Forces teams roaming around these days.. it's almost impossible to crash land on this planet and not land near one. I nearly hit one with my car on the way to work.
ROTFLMAO!
You're not wrong, in the old days it used to be nothing but private detectives and after that police officers, and after that, regular army grunts, Maybe a Sgt or a major to keep things interesting,
But now it's nothing but the "Special" Special Forces and superheros that need apply.
I mean, they have to be super common these days, judging by the amount of LeEt OpR8rS in all the RUclips comment sections.
When everyone is in a special forces team, no one will be
I bumped into a avenger the other day
The best part of the original is they acted like real people. They joked around in the beginning because they knew they could beat the terrorist people. It was easy. But then when they realized that people were dying and they didn't know what was killing them, they looked genuinely freaked out. It was realistic to how people would act in that situation.
That's the problem with almost everything now. No one takes things seriously and makes jokes and memes every 2 seconds. I have a friend who does that also, it could be a deathly serious part in a movie then he drops a joke or makes fun of something, ruins the mood completely....
I mean who wouldn't if I was in the green beret I would've thought of myself as unstoppable then suddenly an alien with dreads starts turning me the hunter to the hunted that would be terrifying as hell.
Anybody who's served in actual combat knows 1 universal truth ,which is never underestimate your enemies ability planning & determination, a more realistic situation is showing the fear Marines experience ,a bunch of idiotic funny boys playing grab ass because they know they can easily kill terrorists is about as real as the Big Bang Theory .
@@adamsultana8380 Blame Marvel's movies. Remember the opening scene in Ultron? CRINGE AS FUCK.
@@michaelledford4751 tell that to Vietnam veterans
I just watched this movie again to remind myself of what it was the 30 seconds starting from "reading an alien language due to super autism" had me literally dying with laughter. Yes. Literally.
Can I have your stuff?
A Fkn Alien
I always thought that this was a low budget version of the predator.
But it turned out to be an actual sequel.
I think it was reboot
I just want a female scientist who looks old enough to have actually finished a Ph.D program in one sci-fi movie.
Nah, that would require someone over the age limit of 20 and we know everyone 20+ is just any ugly old hag right? Right?
Nah Olivia Munn works for me lol
@@wakairyu2811 i think Olivia Munn is nearly 40 now. Im not sure if that counts as old enough to have finished a Ph.D.
(Edit: for everyone replying to me, Im just making it clear here. My comment was sarcasm. Im aware that people can attain a Ph.D in their 20s.)
Sigourney Weaver in Avatar.
Oh, Doogie Houser, MD explanation.
Predator 2 is getting better with age. I think it’s a good sequel. And it’s monumentally better than the later titles.
That's because we can compare it to the MCU crap they make now, at the time P2 was pretty awful compared to the classic. P1
I still do not get what is awful in P2 compared to P1. P2 is great!
Never understood the hate for P2, I thought it was good, not better than the first but a good solid flick.
@@Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble very solid entertainment.
Agreed. Predator 2 is a good sequel and solid entertainment. It really does look better as time goes by.
I absolutely loved Predator 2. It felt even more like a regular movie (cops vs robbers) being disrupted by the predator than the original movie did.
someone should make a supercut of predator 2 with heat.
@@BeBopScraBoo or Lethal Weapon?
Yeah. 2 was the best one in my opinion.
I think it's actually a prequel to Lethal Weapon.
I thought it was goofy af.
It would have been decent if they left the comedy out. I liked Predators though.
Predator 2 was pretty damned good, not as good as Predator, but good
The lions.The tigers.The bears. . . Oh my!
I prefer it. 👍👍👍 quality cast....
Dannnyyy boooyyy
@@jokesonyou1373
. . . want some candy. ? . .
I loved it. I never thought to look at it on the Tomatometer as I assumed all could agree it was a decent scifi/action/horror instalment. It stayed true to the original whole building on the lore and background. In addition, it wasn't overly repetitive in that the setting of a city hunting ground made for numerous new situational scenes. The CIA angle was clever and we'll cast -- I like Gary Bussy. The final showdown was different while at the same time still pushed the protagonist to his limit.
For reasons I don't recall, I eventually wound up looking it up on Rotten Tomatoes and I recall being stunned by its reception. Even today it sits at an abysmal 31%. Who knew? I guess my taste is lacking.
@@kiethhadford3733
Who cares about ratings?They are completely meaningless.
Either someone has an opinion or they don’t.Too many are bothered by what others think.
Modern day sequel culture be like: "If the franchise bleeds, we will kill it"
Exactly
Got keep unbankable fanboys happy????
Terminators don't bleed and they ruined that too.
They’ll do anything to not be original now.
Watch them remake The Godfather with an all female casts or something, calling it different.
You forgot they have to inject rainbow blood in it first
In the 80's the Predator killed Shane Black. Shane Black got his revenge.
So he gave the dogs dreadlocks? What´s next, some ganja? And Bob Marley kibble?
Oh wow! 🤣🤣🤣
Bravo 👏🏽
Prometheus is a good movie; just not a sequel to the entire predator franchise. I haven't seen the sequel on Prometheus coz I heard it was absolute garbage.
“And this year it grows hot” probably global warming I suppose?
How in the hell did I miss Predator's day out?!?!?
We all dodged that bullet. Narrowly. For now.
@@kreese-yi2nb 🤣
Ha ha I know; me too
The master got stuck on the Ferris wheel.
@@Dowlphin I didn't get stuck......i...I just like ferris wheels 😇
The Drinker talking about how autistic people are portrayed really hit home for me bc my sister has autism and it's infuriating how movies portray autistic people. I could go on a rant but the short version is thank you
I have a friend who has an autistic child and to be honest it’s hard work for them because he really struggles to communicate and has some frustrated outbursts when overwhelmed. He’s not a bad kid but it’s a tough condition and people pretending autism is like a magic power is fucking stupid. Yes, sometimes it can lead to super focus in a particular area but it’s not turning people into geniuses who can do anything the plot demands.
As an autistic (HFA), I swear if I find the people who write us like this, I'll surgically move their balls up to their chin.
Reminds me of a kid I was in Boy Scouts with when I was like 10 years old and he had some form of autism I can’t really remember. But he wasn’t some super genius like drinker said, he was just a normal kid except he kinda sucked at following directions sometimes. Nobody treated him any different.
@@DescendingVelocity ya lol. It's called a spectrum for a reason but most people with autism are pretty "normal" for lack of a better word, but they still struggle a lot. I remember my parents dragging me and my siblings to watch "The Peanut Butter Falcon" and I didn't wanna see it because I assumed it was gonna be something like "Oh ya people with autism are actually super geniuses who don't like loud noises" or some shit like that but it was actually perfect. It's been out for a while but I hope the Drinker reviews it
Autistic people get defeated by Minecraft and Anime. Every. Single. Time. Now that would be realistic at least lol
The best thing about the original movie is that it has the biggest action stars of that era, they all act like they're invincible - nothing phases them, typical 80s shlock in the first act. Then when the Predator actually turns up, all these massive, testosterone fueled men become absolutely terrified and act more human. It's fantastic
Im gonna have me some fun
Agreed, the first movie is a forever classic, it's balls-out unapologetic. Predator 2 isn't as good as the first, but by today's standards it is still good. But AVP, and this movie etc... garbage.
so testosteron is the problem. feminist bullcrap again?
@@zamolxezamolxe8131 expand.... Where did I say testosterone is the problem? What part of my comment was "feminist"? 😂 🤡 Testosterone is a good thing, shame you'll never know.
@@zamolxezamolxe8131 yeah expand
I remember when I was a kid and hearing about Predator 2. People HATED that movie back then. They said it had too much action, very little horror and not enough character stuff. Oh how unprepared those people were for the decades that were to come.
The original predator movie is a thriller not a horror movie.
it was pretty weak compared to the first tho
i always thought it was pretty decent tbf
@@robertmiles1603 every movie is different and should be judged on its own and not judged on the previous movie . predator 2 was good even with some flaws.
both were fuckign awesome 👍👍👍
This is probably one of the best breakdown videos ever. You are the man
The fact that he shot the predator dog in the head and it became a friendly and mentally handicapped was probably the best part of the movie
What happened to the predator dog at the end?
@@mew10521Living in the rainforest.
This movie has no best part
@@andreatomassini5521 but what about the end credits?
“If it bleeds, we can kill it.” That was the whole point of the first movie.
It’s also a great operatic recitative sung by the great tenor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"When the director decides that it bleeds, we can then kill it."
Exactly. The second point was "I ain't got time to bleed," which represented Arnie's determination to finally dominate the enemy after everyone else had failed.
@@christopherregan1654 uh, that line was said by Jesse Ventura.
@@gsofficial I know, but it still applies to Schwarzenegger, as he was the last one alive who ended up defeating The Predator and therefore didn't have time to bleed.
Predator isn't DONE yet though, they can still do a man hating, all female cast!
Preda-her
Are you talking about a Predator/Disney Star Wars crossover?
@@jonsangels2465 hahahaha that'll be happening too
@ this point in time it's a massive upgrade even if they do cast Whoopi Golberg as the hero or villain!
@@gabrielgomez4834 I'd watch Darth Whoopi. xd
Dude....
You are so much more entertaining than most of the INANE DRIVEL that hollywood tries to pass off lately.
'Jesus, I feel like I have actually gotten dumber just talking about this movie!'
Holy mackerel DUDE!
My head almost exploded!
Just watched the original Predator in 4K and holy shit that movie holds up. Absolutely fantastic action movie.
The world owes Danny Glover and Predator 2 a huge apology
it owns Adrian Brody and "Predators" a huge apology as well.
I always loved predetor 2
Want some candy
I liked 2 better as a child. The alien reference blew my mind and it had boobies.
@@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God I loved it instantly as a kid cause of the gore predetor, half of lethal weapon and my boy Hudson in it 😂
@@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God sorry yeah and the tits 👌
Interesting how Predator 2 had a black lead and it wasn’t called “an important step forward for diversity” or something like that
I miss when movies just focused on being good and not shoving political crap down our throats. Movies are suppose to be an escape from all that....
@BLAIR M Schirmer But what you've just described is not being political, it's being genuinely progressive. Like, in the good sense, not the toxic meaning that word now carries. If you put a black person as your lead actor for no other reason than you want to, or he/she is the most suitable actor for the part, then that is not being political. Other people may come along and see it through a political lense, but as we see nowadays you can choose to view anything through a political lense if you want to.
Anyway, the word here really isn't political but ideological. Films are being made with an ideology that seeps through not just the writing but the casting, the marketing etc. Where we're supposed to clap when we see a woman or a minority involved in a movie regardless of talent or suitability, and regardless of whether things have actually progressed any.
Sorry I'm basically agreeing with you I just think the word political is a bit misleading or ambiguous.
John Smith Because movies back then weren't Political Propaganda, they were movies.
supposedly there's a short list of non-whites that whites really like, and so movies staring them "don't count."
I remember when I could just like something without having to even think about what color the people making it were.
I’m still burst out into laughter together with my wife, when we listen to the quotes of Jesse Ventura in Predator.
This movie is hilarious and terrifying at the same time, even in the German dub.
The synchronisation team did a damn good job those days!
Lmao, so true. I still sometimes say to my sister when she doesn't want something, "This will make you a got damn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me..."
I love how this review has been seen more times than the actual awful movie. Please keep doing what you are doing critical drinker. So many things are wrong with our modern movies
Old movies: relied on good writing and storytelling. New movies: rely on CGI and good looking people.
honestly these people in the movie wouldn’t even be on my top 500 people to fuck, they aren’t really good looking compared to others, hell i’d rather fuck one of the predators
Old movies like Halloween, Friday the 13th: badly written slashers with stupid characters and silly jump scares.
But I get what you’re saying when it comes to sequels like Terminator and Predator
@@amuroray9115 halloween was successful because it took a realistic stance on real life horror, a creepy evil person coming to kill you at all cost, people were scared of the idea of the movie because it happens in real since there is real serial killers and murderers who are truly evil and wanna kill just to kill so halloween was written well since it did take a realistic approach, friday the 13 was a product of the slasher theme that halloween started and it does have some realism in the first one besides the ending because it sheds light on how broken a person can get by a loss of a close loved one, the only reason people love the series now is because they like the idea of an unstoppable force jason is
@@bobhatessinners8327 neither are realistic in the slightest. Halloween was successful because people were infatuated with the idea of a human-like monster who can’t be stopped (beginning of the Slasher era).. Same with Friday. Not because they were realistic. They’ve Been films since the 40 and 50’s that are more realistic than them. Hitchcock’s Psycho is more realistic.
Besides that, the characters are astronomical stupid and endanger themselves with very poor decisions. Jason and Michael can’t be killed because of voodoo magic. And the overall plot is ridiculous even by today’s standards. Hence, both films are badly written and not realistic at all.
micheal halloween did take elements from reality like serial killers did like stalking their victims around, and it was just the start of the story at the time it got popular i’ll admit that him being shot and getting stabbed in the neck is unrealistic but we didn’t know he was controlled by magic until later sequels, and the rest of the movie doesn’t have anything else far fetched about it, what helped is watching his perspective view while he watches people in their homes through windows before he kills them, what made halloween feel more real besides micheal being a mere human before the sequels is the possibility of things like this can happen, any creep with a mask can have evil intentions and look in your window and enter your home to kill you, what im saying is halloween besides those two scenes of micheal some how not dying is realistic and it became popular because of the realism
now let’s go to the first friday the 13th, only thing of the first movie to be fictional is jason coming back to life but it’s obviously a thing put in the film to make more sequels to make more money, but anyways, first the murder scenes aren’t unrealistic it’s all just stabbing, second i feel there’s a hidden mental health message in the film, Pamela voorhees went on a killing spree to whom ever came to the camp because in her mind it’s avenging jasons death, and i feel that she suffered quite hard trama after jasons death which i believe she became so broken after her son died a unjust death and took matters into her own hands to kill anyone who comes to the camp, what helps my opinion out is the fact is in several parts of the movie she kept saying “kill her mommy kill her”, this proves there’s nothing super natural about this but Pamela is a mentally broken person who believes jason tells her to murder others, and besides the ending nothing really seems unrealistic all it really is a crazy woman that lost her mind after loosing her son and killed to avenge her son, that’s why these two first films are successful since they both can happen people become broken and can loose their minds when losing someone important in their lives and serial killers are obviously real and are a real threat even if you’re in your house while they watch you and try to enter and kill you
"clean, safe, generic" - summed it up nicely man, and not just the film industry...
So glad I missed this film. The original is timeless, and pred 2 really not as bad as I remembered 😁
I remember going to the movie theater with my brother and cousin to see the original predator.
I can remember going to the movies at least once a month when I was younger.
I haven’t seen a movie in probably about 8 years now.
“ A fucking alien!” - killed me every time
👽
Pure gary busey - loved that line.
Best line in the movie
The best!!!!🥵👽
Usually come from time to time just to hear that phrase
I have autism. And I can confirm that we can't read languages we've never seen before or operate advanced technology we've never been trained to operate.
Duncan McOkiner Heck, I can’t read Japanese.
how do you know? ever tried operating a ufo? don't know til you try. pls let us know when you find one tho.
I learned English at a rapid rate from when I was 5 and was fluent at 7 because I was surrounded by it in movies, tv and music, I'm Icelandic. I didn't just pick a book that was in English and comprehended it perfectly. Did the writers think that the audience are retards?
I did acid once that was pretty cool
Duncan, that’s cuz you operate in the real world. These movies never show the troubles experienced by folks with autism. You know, the sensory overload, the stimming, the intense fascination with very specific subject matter. No, they show “weaponized autism,” where the person is a mega-genius withnear super human mental abilities. I am not autistic, but I have a friend who has Asperger’s. He finds movie portrayals of autism as annoying as I do.
Steven Segal seems to write, direct and star almost all present Hollywood movies.
Somehow I don't have trouble imagining that.
That's probably because nobody else wants his stupid ass in their films. He's got a terrible reputation of lying and many other bad things a lot of people don't really seem to know about.
If seagal wrote and starred in this movie he would have beaten the predator with a few slaps, without being hit, while sleeping with a 20 something women, all while sitting in a chair in a stripclub.
@@rogierb5945 nah his body double would do most of that lol
I was an Infantry man. My platoon had a Jamaican, Mexicans, a Colombian, a Swede, and a Haitian. Many still working through the naturalization process. Military service can speed up citizenship. 🤷🏻♂️ Didn’t work quick for all though. One struggled for 5 years.
I'm an intelligent dog named Duke. I love belly rubs and snacks.
We're just sharing pointless personal facts, right?
Woof.
Next movie will be "Predators in High School" - a look at a young predator who has come of age and now has to deal with girls, teachers, and his dad that wants him to be a hunter, but he just wants to dance.
You nailed it.... LOL
Wait... CollegeHumor already done that
ruclips.net/video/VfsFV7VGBzI/видео.html
Cartoon short already did that.
Over a decade ago, Predator’s teenage son ruclips.net/video/VfsFV7VGBzI/видео.html
Sounds like a Robot Chicken episode.
Predator (the original) has infinite replayability, it is a near flawless movie.
The muscle mass alone is worth the price of admission
That and the score is so damn good!!
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/marriage-still-not-as-good-as-predator-say-men-201003012516
It’s literally just a bunch of buff guys with guns trying to kill a bigger guy with better guns
@@Matergamer-gr6ie So?
A superpowered alien hunter using a man's arm in a thumbs up sign has to the greatest sci fi scene ever created
Damn right it is!!!
Honestly, despite the fact that it made very little sense to me, it’s one of the best things I’ve seen out of any scifi film.
Am I the only one who liked “Predators”? Who thought the idea of the Predator fighting different kinds of legendary or menacing enemies with their own special abilities was an awesome idea? Not to mention as skeptical as I was, I thought Brody put on solid muscle to look the part, and convincingly played a tier 1 operator. I could completely see him doing it all.
I like it as well. By no means is it a perfect movie, but I enjoy it. I actually own it and I think they made a huge mistake in the final version by leaving out all the deleted scenes that come with the purchase. They add tremendously to certain characters - especially to Alice Braga's Isabel. I also think Brody did a good job. Overall, the movie has so much unrealized potential that I wish I could rewrite and then make the awesome movie it could have been.
You’re not the only one. I loved Predators just as much as the original Predator. I also loved Adrien Brody as a contrast to Arnold-tough but in a different way. He used smarts, speed, and ruthlessness rather than brute strength. Gotta give him props for the muscle he put on for the role, too.
I don't hate it
The idea of the game reserve was decent, but everything else is atrocious...from the script to the acting(even Fishburne was quite bad, and Brody was terribly miscast....the inmate was possibly the only memorable character).
@@andreatomassini5521gotta disagree. Brody is more like any hardcore operator than I could ever believed.
In Predator 6, the predator gets chased out of Chicago when he is totally outgunned
Outgunned by an army of special needs children
With guns funneled in from the corrupt Southern Gun stores? Thanks NRA for supporting school shooters.
You forgot the Transsexual Main character and the Nightmare on elmstreet crossover
@@andrewphillips8341 Complaining about Trump and the NRA in this review. Do you watch CNN as well? 🤦♂️
Nice.
"... an invincible monster until the plot decides it isn't." Yes. That's Hollyweird writing, these days.
its been like this for a looong time
@@Sonofsun. Written for the Young Adult crowd where the big threat needs to be immediately killed off so they can suddenly end the book,
And then possibly end it on a cliffhanger with some loose ends to use as fuel for the next book.
Trust me, we don’t like this shit either
I absolutely LOVE this channel. This is my go to channel on RUclips. Keep up the great work. 👍
You've just explained everything about the problem with modern entertainment in a nutshell.
The only thing more sick than the new Predator movie is watching people defend it.
Someone defends "that"?
Or seeing the director Shane Black running his mouth on twitter. I grew up watching the movies he wrote. Now he's a bitter old fart.
Who the FUCK is defending this? *loads rifle*
Shane Black also has a friend that is a repeat sex offender
Impossible!!!! This has no defense lol.
Look bro- after 22 years in the army, dude putting on the predators armor even though he has no idea what it will do is the most realistic part of the movie
This made me laugh more than it should have.
As 3rd gen Military, can confirm
Put it on yer HEAD for a HAT!
@@SomeGuy-qh6rw Me too. And I'm trying to keep my gallbladder surgery shut god damnit!
@@anikmonette2140 Good luck with that!
the Yakuza v predator sword fight was one of the highlights of the series. They've teased fights like that in every movie but cut away before we see what happens. So even in a stinky movie like that it was one of the most cathartic moments in the whole franchise
Had Predator 2 been a stand alone film, nobody would crap over it! It's a damn good film!
The Drinker additionally said that it even respected and expanded the lore without copying the original that much, so it must be solid in that regard as well.
ABSOLUTELY!!
Unlike Universal Soldier.
Predator 2 holds up way better when you have today's movies to compare it to.
Yeah.. well.. shit 'appens... :D
Fkn voodoo magic mon!
Getting rid of the kids in all these movies would be a start.....
YEAH, THEIR SOME REALLY SAD EXCUSES FOR DECENT ACTING PERFORM. EVEN WTH THE MODERN TECH , THIS MOVIE COULDNT REACH THE ORG UPTO ITS ANCLE....WHICH SAYS ALOT. THE BEST ENDING TO THE LATEST FLOP IS AS SUGGESTED, THT THE SUPER PREDATOR JUST RIPS, SHREDS, DISEMBOWEL, DISMEMBERING AND DECAPITATE THE W FCK INCOMP DESPICABLE CAST.....NUFF S!!
It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
@@2011persol I'm not sure what gave me more of an anurism, this movie or your comment.
_... But fuck knows i got 2 of them, so thanks a lot._
You mean as in "Heredity"???
Watch Predators 2010 dont go in with any expectations.
This was one of the best reviews 😂 I laughed hard the whole way. Thank you!
It's like what Mark Hammil said these movies are written by children.
Emotional and intellectual children.
When did he say that ?
It truly sounds like something one of my students would write. “And then this happens, and then this, and then there’s a kid who gets the alien explodey technology,” etc.
It’s kinda cute when they do it, but not so much for an adult screenwriter.
BERSERKER,
Mark Hamil's been in loads of stuff.
He's actually a pretty decent actor,
but, as strange as it seems, the Star wars movies may have done his career more harm than good.
He'll always be remembered as Luke Skywalker but he's so much more as an actor.
It's more like they're written by soy drinking male feminists trying to "one-up" each other to appease the SJW's by showing how woke they are. I don't know about anyone else here, but I go to the movies for entertainment, not for indoctrination to the latest ridiculous political correctness dogma. #getwokegobroke
As an American mailman, I can assure you that they didn't even get that part right. That box wouldn't have been delivered- in fact, it would've most likely ended up in a storeroom somewhere and forgotten.
As an American mail recipient, can confirm. Also likely the box would've arrived ripped open with half the Predator shit missing.
as a brittish ex postman that shit didnt have tracking on it that shit would of vanished and endid up in some black market collecters vault thinking it was some funky weird art
As a mail thief, I can assure you, I would have sold that mask for crack...
@@kayden5238 As a British mail recipient I can vouch for this
@@DaytonaRoadster HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAA ahhhhhhh fuck lol
Spot on analysis of The Predator franchise where #1 was world class & it was a race to the bottom from there! Great job, I'm addicted to your videos!🔥👍
This was fantastic! What an awesome fun review. I laughed a lot. Truly thank you!
I told myself “no RUclips today”
Critical Drinker and Predator?
It’ll be fine
Good, go away nau!
F#!K off TV
RUclips is great and the Predator franchise is dead for me.
I see a critical drinker video, I click.
This and The Last Jedi are basically why I stopped seeing movies in the theater. I'd be better served by lighting my money on fire.
Or rolling it into a straw and snorting powdered sugar. Ahhh... the sugar rush. 😳
The only reason I go now is to go with my friends and make jokes the whole time
@@thx4chrckingin Haha, ok I can see the appeal there :)
I saw the trailer for this Piece of Shit and avoided it like the plague.
it's also better value
I like the way you come up with your one liners. The little clip with the mud covered farting girl was funny. Had me laughing!
Love your humour. I laughed all the way through this video!
Holy shit. I never realized how diverse the cast of predator was until now. All I remember is the ass-kickery.
That’s because back then when they did diversity, they just did it in a way that made sense and they didn’t feel the need to announce it
We use to have movies where the focus was on good story telling, action and characters. There has been real diversity in the movies and media's for many decades, people didn't make it the focus. Now, it's all about THE MESSAGE and forced diversity.
It's like in Zoe's shop from Dictator movie. You can make short, old clerk a cashier and tall, strong illiterate a ware guy. Or say "stop discrimination" and make brainer physical work and full of vim guy do white collar stuff.
@@4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz I'm a native American, I was born in the United States.
When you made a solid movie with good characters nobody notices the diversity. They just enjoy a great movie
Oh the Eighties. When movies were free from Soy
When soys weren't soy and men were men
You can't beat 80s/90s action films.
Incredible isn't it, the more time goes on the more testosterone seems to drain away from the males. Thank fuck I was born in the mid 80s. These days men are no longer men.
Indeed!!!
All yee fans of 80s manly action, go see Rambo Last Blood! It's exactly the kind of R rated action movie The Predator should've been.
Forget the whiny critics.
There was an Irishman in my Series at Boot (Parris Island, January - April 1975) and then he was also at Millington Naval Air Station for his school same place I was sent. He came to America to live and if he served in the armed forces he could become a citizen more quickly. He was a good man and I loved to listen to him talk. You asked and as far fetched as it could ever be, I knew the answer. I enjoy your movie review videos. 😎
He does more coke than I do 😂😂, ahhh buddy watching your channel I feel like we'd have a damn fine time at the pub. Awesome reviews and videos. Keep on keeping on!!
"What if its a bomb?!" In the first predator movie it actually WAS a bomb!
In all predators it can be turned into a bomb honestly
Yeah, it actually is a bomb. It's pretty common in everything predators are put in that they can self destruct if they lose against their prey.
@@Amaroq64 By all accounts i bet it has a ID identification system so that when it gets stolen and placed on someone's limb it'll lock itself to it and start the ticking time bomb sequence, how come none of them thought of this lmao?
@@greengarnish1711 cause they are hunters, they would try to hunt down then drag them back to whatever place has a highest concentration of evidence of them then set it off.
@@TheReZisTLust whats your point?
First Predator has the best line in any action movie:
"You're bleeding"
"I aint got time to bleed!"
"Huh.... okay.... You got time to duck?"
I can hear it....
"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
also don't forget "dillon, you son of a bitch", accompanied by the most epic and manly "handshake" (don't know how to call it in english, sorry) ever made
Then it got infected and died....
The AvP franchise started in 1989 with a series of comics, remember them being pretty good as a kid, they were the reason for the alien skulls being present at the 2nd film.
They need to come out with non-bianary predator, with purple and pink dreads, that's in a bromance love triangle.
Also needs to bust out in a vocal solo of, "I'm so pretty."
I'm sure hollywood can really work off that narrative.
The predator is like jaws. Don’t show him so much. Keep him mysterious it’s scarier that way.
Same thing with predator. The early cut of the movie had a different monster. But it looked like shit so they cut the movie in half
@@fast1nakus Well... No. What happened is they filmed all of the stuff without the Predator. The camp attack, all the jungle trekking, finding the chopper... Etc. Then, the first version of the Predator, the bug looking version, showed up from the US, and when they looked at it they said "Oh no... This isn't going to work." They filmed exactly two shots, and then they sent it back. That's when they shut down production and had SWS do a whole new creature design in very rapid fashion. The mandible design came from James Cameron, and the overall concept for the redesign came from a painting of a Rastafarian warrior, wielding a staff and war paint.
That would work on a large part of today's audience. They are so overstimulated and stuff that they can't stand slow burning, mysterious movies. That's why many modern horror movie end up as a shitty and cheap jumpscare fest as well. Just compare the original 1999 Blair Witch to the modern remake or the original Japanese Grudge to the 2020 version.
@@apina9731 If he's portrayed as a hunter and we're the prey then he should be.
@@apina9731 He's too much of a cultural icon to be portrayed the way he was originally portrayed?
never forget: The Predators LITERALLY wanted to weaponize autism. That's epic meme-ness right there.
The Predators made a mistake then, they should have just grabbed a bunch of vaccines
Vaccines cause Predators
@@dragonlord595 Don't you remember? Earth is flat and there are no other planets... Wait... So where are Predators from...
The predators wanted autism to stop global warming 🤔 give them greta😂 you seriously cant make this up
@@LoctusX2 birmingham
"DONT KNOOOW!" 😂 I laugh every time that line pops in your videos.
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Commentaries below video is a kind of art itself!
After each vid, i found dozens of great jokes. Thank you gentlemen for great sense of humor.))
I put on pause video to take some deep breath and then i read... and... and need some more time.)))
It took me about 50minutes to watch 20min vid.)))
"Millenials arent going to the movies any more"
The movies in question:
We go. There is just to much shite movies
Especially when we can get it free
@Nugget oh shit we got a big brain in the comments look at the harvard graduate wow what a take wow who would've thought... corona... wow bravo.
Millenial Knowledge I mean, they still go in droves to watch horrible remakes, reboots, and capeshit.
Avengers endgame made 2 billion dollars dollars at the box office. So what's your point?
Part of the problem is HD. I can't stand watching HD movies because they look too real and conversely seem faker, like a soap opera. I do not need to count every pore on the actors face, yet this is what we are getting. HD is great for nature documentaries, but not for fiction.
The biggest joke is that he mails a big package from Central America to the US and it makes it there. Shit would've been stolen en route even if the bar owner did mail it.
Facts
Brilliant review! Your advice to have a drink before listening to the plot summary was very wise.
“I don’t like weird accents in the US military”
*pans to a shot of Arnold fucking Schwartzenegger*
The exception that proves the rule?
@@Sure0Foot You can still like a movie and not like the accent. You can insert most any rough looking guy into Arnolds character and the movie still would hold up. I'm not a huge fan of Stallone's vocal issues but he's in some decent movies. Pretty much hate Van Damme's voice.
Technically Arnold was a mercenary.
@@FoulPet Rocky and Rambo 1 are fantastic films. Early Sly was great
@@bilalhussein9730 totally agree but he's difficult to understand some times
The next predator movie will be unstoppable. Brie Larson plays the female version of the predator and even a nuke doesn't scratch her.
But the twist is she’s fighting Elizabeth banks, and they just nuke each other over and over and nothing happens because no one can lose
That yelling sound effect gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣
Interestingly enough, I had a squad leader in the Army who was an Irishman who had emigrated to the US. His accent was insane to us. Man that dude was always angry though.
I loved Predator 2. It gave total respect to the original, while being unique and original. Danny Glover was a completely different protagonist with a completely different approach to the antagonist. Usually in a sequel, when you can't get the original lead actor, they cast a KNOCK OFF actor with similar features to the original actor. Predator 2 broke every trope of the so-called blockbuster sequel and made a film that stands on it's own while still retaining deep links of continuity to the original film. It even has it's own memorable scenes and lines worthy of the original film. I highly recommend people give it a watch
Couldn't agree more.👏👏 👏
I absolutely love Predator 2 and while I am glad it's developed a cult following over the years I think it still doesn't get the respect it deserves.
facts
Well said and I couldn't agree more
loved it especially the voodoo ritual killing
not to mention that it had Gary Busey and Bill The Paxman Paxton, God rest his soul...
>Wakes up and starts killing everyone
>Has an anti-Predator suit that is a gift for the people he killed
Does nobody even do basic logic checks for these movies?
Some Canine, more importantly wouldn’t a superior gift be the manufacturing specs and a translated owners manual?
MichelleObama isAman, nah cause how else we’re gunna get interstellar travel. They keep crash landing their heaps on earth we’re bound to fix up one of them. Lordy knows we’re too busy killing each other to figure out space travel ourselves.
What do you expect from Hollywood these days other than total garbage
Your point about logic is well made. And why is it that Hollywood seems unable to follow the internal logic of successful films when they attempt a sequel? This seems to be reaching epidemic proportions lately with the Star Wars, Predator, and now Terminator sequels.
No.
And nobody even questions how they even captured a Yautja alive???
You nailed the answer with your comment at the end about the MCU generation. I realized something about a different franchise, in this case a show, earlier this year. While not exactly toxic woke like its predecessors, something still felt off about Star Trek Strange New Worlds. The writing, the situations, they way the characters conducted themselves, the snarky dialogue. Then it hit me. Most of these shows share the same DNA as superhero movies. I think they identified the signature elements of some of the most successful superhero movies from recent years, and are now duplicating their look, feel and themes. Everything is Avengers now. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.
The scary part is that so many people don’t realize how pathetic a movie like this is.
Plenty of people are proud to defend garbage movies like this.. like a bunch of stupid sheep
Or you know people can still like and enjoy something despite being massively flawed? It doesn't have to be a literary masterpiece with mistakes to be enjoyable. Ffs it isn't like Predator is even really anything more than dumb popcorn entertainment anyway. The original is basically nonsense too.
@@fonarte The original is basically a superior version of an animal hunting humans. It's interesting, has a lot of tension and a great atmosphere.
Oh, yes, the typical people that will defend any new crap without any type of quality standards. Those are the ones that ruin the film industry because they don't demand higher quality and just take anything.
@@kevintanza6968 Unfortunately, they are the majority of audiences.
all nerdy trailer, movie react channels loves this kind of nostalgic remade garbages.
This movie is actually worse than he described it. He left out a lot of story
So did the writers.
@@xavierl.4383 oof
Well, he did mention the likelihood of having lost brain cells by merely talking about this tripe. Maybe we can cut him some slack. XD
I cant belive somebody has been paid for this...
Gregor Gerzson proof that having the balls to move to Hollywood and meeting the right people can make you rich while the rest of toil in shit all day 🤣
The thumbs up 2 the bus driver is actually the highlight of this movie bro...
Hehehe
Don’t mind me, just giving a good comment the like and reply it deserves.
"Imagine if we had these puppies in Tora Bora" will haunt me in my nightmares
Not even how the post office works, package would have been returned to sender.
They didn't bother researching even that much... lol
(Not that it requires researching, it's the only thing that makes sense for them to do. But hey, fuck logic because lazy writer.)
Now that would have been subverting expectations.
Well, Narco man would have caught up with the package then since they seemed to return to Mexico to find the crashed space ship.
Not likely if it came from outside the country. They wouldn't have forwarded it to another address
@@BY-bj6ic Yea, they'd probably leave a note and take the package into some warehouse.
I got no time to bleed is one of the most macho oneliners ever.
2nd least manly line that character said
Me, a black racist which would explain why you aren’t macho ?
I can’t see how your comment relates though, I am trying , yeah nothing.
Gaz S whoopie goldberg*
Toxic macholinity
@The Other Point Of View u got time to duck?
When he said that the arm thingy "could be a friggin bomb", friendly reminder that it actually has a rather impressive self destruction function. XD
I like how a major criticism of this movie is how weirdly invulnerable the giant predator is, when the first predator movie was the one that the phrase "if it bleeds we can kill it" comes from.
Did people really not like Predator 2? I saw it when I was about 12 and really liked it. It followed the rules the first movie set up; unusual heat wave, not attacking just anyone, being stealthy. I'm gonna watch it again this weekend now actually.
It ticked just about every box that a good sequel should. The main criticism has always been no Arnie and a different setting. Many people didn't even bother seeing the movie because of these changes.
I never got all the hate for it, I thought it was solid and they didn't just rehash the original.
It holds up better than 90% of sequels.
I For One ❤ Predator 2 because It gives us More information about the Yautja
The first two predator movies were the best this is just one of those scenarios where none of the other movies can hold a candle to the 1st one so many factors the 1st one has makes it just great I used to watch it everyday after school
20 years ago I used to go to cinema.
5 years ago I used to download movies and watch them
Today, there's no reason for downloading them, and I regret if I do and watch them.
Is it natural progression?
In the 80 to 00, I've basically watched every movie. Then only ones that looked promising. Now I rarely watch any movies at all, apart from the old ones from the 80 to 00...
I always end up rewatching old movies.
It's like some secret signature ingredient went missing when we entered the new Millennium, but people are still trying to fix the dish without it.
My theory is simple. Movies were targeted to an audience once. Now they try to please as huge an audience as the marketing division can reach.
@@notjustforme8857 As I see the last 15 years:
There had been the mainstream (let's call it Hwood here, oversimplifying the story) with more and more money to spend and less and less ideas or even the intention of looking for new ideas; but besides it, there had been the indies and self-willed to offer some possibility of choice.
Then the pot for crews get so big in Hwood that even the ones we had known fastidious and critical could not refuse, leaving hardly any or no time for indie projects while those projects could not even afford them any more.
Without big names, the non-Hwood has been gaining less and less share and started fading away. What's left behind is stories originally put together for children not really wanting or able to read.
so true
haha, same here!
Amazing, that is my experience too! Somewhere around the year 2000...
Original predator is such a genuine masterpiece. I used to watch it with my mom as a kid and always liked it. But I'm 29 now, I watched it again after decades at like 27 and I was like damn!!! Such a good movie.
8:52 I almost choked while laughiong. You're spot on. How they could do something like this??! Original Predator was totally in the top 10 of sci-fi action movies. II part, is not that great, but still decent (and it would be great if came today). This is...... I don't know. Seems like written by AI or f*** maybe Pred himself
I am autistic. And I can tell you, I cannot understand alien languages... or Russian for the matter.
Only if u rlly rlly try
To your point, Russian has been used as an alien language in movies for decades.
@Valkyrie it wasn't a joke.
I'm sorry though. Because I clearly give a shit about some random person's opinion on the Internet. My bad. 😌
You're autistic, so it's ok.
But you can levitate and drive!
As someone who suffers autism, I'm gonna tell you: I don't understand alien language. Also, that's not autism works.
I'm autistic as well, and let me just say this:
The Predator didn't just drop the ball when it comes to aspie representation. They threw the ball off a 800 ft. tall cliff into acidic waters filled with jagged rocks.
As someone who has autistic relatives, I’m offended by Shane Black’s view of autism.
Keep trying to hide the truth of your powers
As an Aspey, yeah, I can also back this up.
I did a little digging and found out that a lot of the portrayal of autism in movies in largely thanks to, surprise surprise, another movie: Rain Man.
And to make this inbreed misinformation even dumber, it’s not even autism that’s being portrayed. According to some psychologists I’ve seen examine the film it’s Savant Syndrome. And it’s about as accurate as silencers on guns.
Thats exactly what someone who understands alien language would say
02:15 "Predator's Day Out"
LOL 😂