Terminator Dark Fate - Its Terrible

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker  5 лет назад +1401

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    • @gerinx3994
      @gerinx3994 5 лет назад +9

      Why won’t you write your own manuscript and try to make your own movie?

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 лет назад +5

      The Critical Drinker remade this to “Terminator Dark Fate Review: Don’t Know”

    • @BG-gr6vc
      @BG-gr6vc 5 лет назад +19

      The Critical Drinker please don’t ever stop reviewing bad films, you make things that are horribly unentertaining the highlight of my day.

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest 5 лет назад +3

      I have a script im working on. Its about twin brothers at the start of Americas involvement in WW2. They both go to join the Army but one has epilepsy and gets left behind. After all the brave men have left for war, he is left behind with mostly women, children, the elderly. At this point when most the capable men are gone....women, including his brothers Wife, begin to dissapear.... Id love to send you the rough draft/ outline!

    • @timothybayliss6680
      @timothybayliss6680 5 лет назад +4

      @Crows Wit Gaming that is a comically Terrible movie that looks awful, has hard cuts and a narrative that is nearly impossible to follow. You don't get enough backstory to understand or to bother caring what the character motivations are. The acting is hollow, like the people on screen couldn't tell.if their checks were still good, the cinematography is horrid and there is hardly ever two different people talking in one shot, it cuts every couple seconds and the laser shooty fights are almost funny if they weren't supposed to be serious. I saw the trailers and thought it looked like it had potential. I wanted, badly, to like it, but I can't. It so boring, has such abrupt transitions, is so hard to enjoy it took me three times to get through it and I have only vague memories of it. Please tell me this was an ironic endorsement and that you only wanted it shredded to tatters even worse than the staff responsible for the blight that is Jupitor Ascending left on our doorstep like a flaming bag.

  • @eddiehjalmarsson5966
    @eddiehjalmarsson5966 5 лет назад +5134

    The worst part was when Sarah downplayed her own role to referring to herself as just a womb to some man who saves humanity. They seem to forget what Kyle said in terminator: it was a chance to meet the legend, Sarah Connor. Taught her son to fight, organize. To prepare him when he was just a kid. When you went in hiding before the war.
    James Cameron must be suffering from alzeimers since he allowed this continuity error on screen. Sarah wasn't just some incubator of a messiah. She was the one that made John into a warrior with her guidance.

    • @therebel4332
      @therebel4332 4 года назад +313

      Well they could care less about continuity at this point,, I don't think the elites write for this movie game anymore,, what you've got is braindead uni drama grads writing it.

    • @JackyTheNerd
      @JackyTheNerd 4 года назад +196

      After reading the plot synopsis and hearing they killed John Connor [who was an interesting character in T2 and T3 as a kid and adult carrying a heavy burden on his shoulders], they could have used John as a mentor to the younger, genderbent John Conner because he would be able to help her process the emotions and mental stuff of being a savior for humanity while he, Sarah, and an Arnie Terminator protected from alternate timeline Skynet in one last hurrah before letting the franchise go to rest. That would have made for a pretty compelling story and character interaction if it had been done right. But no, we can't have anything nuanced and interesting in "current year." Oh well. Least we got T1 and T2 to enjoy with Sarah and John Connor dealing with killer robots from the future and grappling with fate itself to save humanity without anyone ever knowing it.

    • @Zeriel00
      @Zeriel00 4 года назад +345

      The truth doesn't fit their feminist agenda. Where a mother is shunned and frowned upon but an androgynous tough woman that acts like a man and a victim are idolized. It's all part of the narrative to undermine the family unit and push this androgyny/feminist agenda. Because people who have no family and see themselves as victims of toxic men are easier to control and brain wash. Divide and conquer.

    • @Gandoan
      @Gandoan 4 года назад +81

      The funny part is that Grace, the hybrid protector from the future pulled her power source out which ironically is still the location of the womb. So in the end, the womb still saves the day?

    • @rodricjohnson5950
      @rodricjohnson5950 4 года назад +21

      Well since John died young and that time line was wiped there was no her becoming a legend in anyone's mind in the future

  • @carolcarol9982
    @carolcarol9982 5 лет назад +469

    They killed off John Connor for two reasons: He was a man, and so that the generic teenage girl could take his place as a female John Connor.

    • @yanikg-force
      @yanikg-force 5 лет назад +24

      @Disney is the Devil I was about to reply the same thing. Lol.

    • @clowningaround5341
      @clowningaround5341 5 лет назад +14

      Exactly. And I am not surprised

    • @tlamiczka
      @tlamiczka 5 лет назад +30

      In current timeline, cis white heterosexual man is worse than Skynet. Just because.
      I hope another Terminator will travel back to this timeline and reset it to make some sense again :-D

    • @Haloking440
      @Haloking440 5 лет назад +1

      @SJW Cure BULLSHITTO

    • @carolcarol9982
      @carolcarol9982 5 лет назад +1

      @@tlamiczka Yes, because terminators do like things to make sense.

  • @supahtyp
    @supahtyp 5 лет назад +826

    James Cameron: "I don't like Alien³ because the writers killed my characters right in the beginning"
    Also james Cameron: "Let's start the next Terminator movie with the murder of John Conner"

    • @1nc0gn120
      @1nc0gn120 5 лет назад +20

      Why did you write Alien 3 as Alien to the power of 3? :p

    • @supahtyp
      @supahtyp 5 лет назад +103

      @@1nc0gn120 because thats the actual title

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists 5 лет назад +23

      I liked alien 3, it was ok.

    • @weirdviking3481
      @weirdviking3481 5 лет назад +86

      All Cameron thinks about now is how the hell he is gonna sell people friggin 4 Avatar movies. I see you James.

    • @coreym162
      @coreym162 5 лет назад +24

      James Cameron is just a money grubbing phony

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure 2 года назад +301

    When they were marketing this the director smugly announced that this movie would “terrify” men instantly alienating a large portion of their audience. Genius.

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 11 месяцев назад +15

      He knew that he made a pile of garbage, that's why he said it.
      Bait the trolls, then you can deflect from the quality of the film by pointing out the mean things some say. I don't think it helped his career much, but they all still use the strat and hope it works.

    • @mommiedearest5337
      @mommiedearest5337 11 месяцев назад +1

      😢

    • @uhhuh-pq3vz
      @uhhuh-pq3vz 9 месяцев назад +2

      Kinda like when movies boil female characters down to hot female lead or love interest, alienating half of the audience.

    • @NINacide
      @NINacide 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@uhhuh-pq3vz a good character succeeds on their own merits, not by knee capping their opposition. You don't need to emasculate Arnold to empower Linda. Linda can be powerful without Arnold becoming a fairy princess. Now I'm reminded of something women love, a Lose-Lose situation. Take Tanya Harding having her competition, Nancy Kerrigan, attacked and crippled. Tanya goes to jail, Nancy goes to the hospital, neither compete the next day, neither win anything at all, and both of their careers are over. If that's an exclusively female trait, then keep it between the women, men don't want anything to do with that. We like Win-Win, and the con-artists and sociopaths like Win-Lose, but Lose-Lose is too irrational for men to tolerate. That's when we get alienated and walk away and let you do you. So that's what we're seeing in these movies, "hey boys, I have an idea, lets do a Lose-Lose" "No" "too late" "Damn"

    • @lostree1981
      @lostree1981 2 месяца назад

      @@NINacide Get off the internet a bit more will you.

  • @JesseCuster
    @JesseCuster 4 года назад +2398

    Sarah Connor never said, "I'm gonna stand and fight!" as an indicator of her character arc. Didn't have to.

    • @JanaenaeYT
      @JanaenaeYT 3 года назад +139

      Yeah, back when only writers with half a brain could script a big-budget Hollywood film.
      Boy, I miss when movies had respect for their audiences and didn't baby us like we're idiots.

    • @606danco
      @606danco 3 года назад +47

      On your feed soldier was much better

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions 3 года назад +28

      @@606danco That, and "You're terminated, fucker!"

    • @606danco
      @606danco 3 года назад +5

      OpenMawProductions that was also a great line

    • @somejew9163
      @somejew9163 3 года назад +21

      Sarah Conner was shown, on screen, which is the point of a movie, standing, and fighting.

  • @libertyandjusticeforall6435
    @libertyandjusticeforall6435 4 года назад +3019

    All of a sudden, Terminator 3 doesn't seem like such a bad movie...

    • @jarednil69
      @jarednil69 4 года назад +252

      For me, I thought Terminator 3 was good AND the end of the series! It showed back then, that they could only relatively copy T2 rather than try to be original!

    • @606danco
      @606danco 4 года назад +46

      I like it to but its just alot of terminator 2 again getting leather clothes chase with a small vehicle vs big vehicle fight in a research center it looks the same only t2 is better

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 4 года назад +131

      All of the sequels look good in comparison to this garbage. And Terminator 3 was never bad per say, just poorly executed.

    • @TheNecropolis20
      @TheNecropolis20 4 года назад +20

      Machine versus Human war, Boogaloo America wasteland era.
      The humans in 2040 were led by that one general that said the famous " no fate speech" like the one in 2029 and then after that sky net was defeated. but after the 2040 no fate speech Legion Network was defeated, by this girl all grown up,

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 4 года назад +63

      T3 wasn't a bad movie. It made sense most of all and we got to see a almost human T-800. For me works fine as the end of the series, with bombs dropping all over the place.

  • @Lord_Deimos
    @Lord_Deimos 5 лет назад +720

    -'Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?'
    -'No, have you?'

    • @heedmywarning2792
      @heedmywarning2792 5 лет назад +50

      I didn't know she played John Connor's adopted mother in T2.

    • @Ravathiel
      @Ravathiel 5 лет назад +67

      they did to John what they did to Newt and Hicks!
      game over man, game over!

    • @decompyler
      @decompyler 5 лет назад +36

      @@heedmywarning2792 She was also a cop in Lethal Weapon 2. Very underrated actress and should have had more parts.

    • @JLLockwood
      @JLLockwood 5 лет назад +22

      now that was a tough bitch ;)

    • @jimfinn3992
      @jimfinn3992 5 лет назад +3

      That is funny!!!!!!

  • @12_gageshotgun90
    @12_gageshotgun90 2 года назад +209

    The most ridiculous part of this movies is how Dani became the leader of the resistance in the future not because she shows latent talent in the present or has good leadership skills. But because she told a really motivating speech to some scavengers.

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ Год назад +41

      Don't forget the fact she's a she. That's probably 99% of it, at least for the writers.

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Год назад +13

      By that standard any High School football coach could be the new messiah

    • @yoshiko-kawashima
      @yoshiko-kawashima 11 месяцев назад

      @@worsethanhitlerpt.2539no, because they’re men.

    • @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord77
      @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord77 6 месяцев назад

      Liberal LGBTQ feminist Hollywood movie writers

  • @lightpoint4426
    @lightpoint4426 5 лет назад +4219

    So is 2019 the 'destroy every franchise ever' year?

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 5 лет назад +237

      Godzilla was good.

    • @gwenwalravens8030
      @gwenwalravens8030 5 лет назад +165

      Basically, yes. I don't see it ending any time soon though. Hollywood has been unable to write decent characters for a few years now. Emotions, motivations, relations, consistency... They all seem unimportant. I'm not sure that'll change any time soon.

    • @TexZenMaster
      @TexZenMaster 5 лет назад +232

      @@gwenwalravens8030 "Hollywood has been unable to write decent characters for a few years now."
      Joker: I wasn't even sure if I even existed, but I do...and people are beginning to notice.

    • @KOAHUNT3R
      @KOAHUNT3R 5 лет назад +144

      Godzilla and Joker were good.
      If you put Joker into the Batman franchise and not a franchise of its own.

    • @peterd788
      @peterd788 5 лет назад +239

      It's been going on for years. Start Trek, dead. Star Wars, dead. Doctor Who, dead. Ghostbusters, dead. They even murdered The Lion King.

  • @britbloc123
    @britbloc123 5 лет назад +6448

    Terminator: Metal.
    Terminator 2: Liquid Metal.
    Terminator Dark Fate: Gender fluid.

    • @barryirlandi4217
      @barryirlandi4217 5 лет назад +219

      looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    • @nuckymancini7013
      @nuckymancini7013 5 лет назад +103

      Terminator Dark Fate @FUCKING LAUGHABLE JOKE

    • @Geezez83
      @Geezez83 5 лет назад +144

      Best comment i have ever read.

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 5 лет назад +31

      Hahahaha

    • @antbankz5382
      @antbankz5382 5 лет назад +27

      HAHAHAHA!!

  • @GuiltyGaming
    @GuiltyGaming 3 года назад +2948

    Edit: Just met Robert Patrick at Indiana Comic Con, showed him this comment, and he confirmed everything, adding he caught up to the dirt bike on the first take and they subsequently had to increase its speed from 13 to 15 mph. He appreciated the comments and replies and autographed my T-1000 photo with “Call to John.” I am giddy.
    Apparently, Robert Patrick independently trained for his role as the T-1000 to not show fatigue while running. I read somewhere he did extensive cardio on his own to build up his stamina so his character's chase scenes would look as effortless as possible. I often fall victim to looking upon the past with rose-tinted glasses, but goddammit, who does that for a role anymore?

    • @gamernation1400
      @gamernation1400 3 года назад +489

      He also trained himself not to flinch while firing a gun

    • @ididntaskverified3663
      @ididntaskverified3663 3 года назад +116

      The joker

    • @cesar6004
      @cesar6004 2 года назад +251

      @Guilty
      @@ididntaskverified3663
      Christian Bale and Joaquin Phoenix were dangerously close to dying when they lost weight for their roles in The Machinist and The Joker

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 года назад +102

      Henry cavill did some pretty dang hard training too for his role as Superman. Got jacked quick, definitely won’t feel good in 20 years or so though
      Edit: for anyone wondering, no, obviously getting jacked (even quickly) isn’t by itself going to be harmful, but the routines actors like Henry Cavill do to get properly pumped beyond normality for on screen appearances is definitely more hardcore. Not as hardcore as what bodybuilders do, but more involved than what normal guys hitting the gym are doing. Neither is this as intense as what guys like Joaquin phoenix do to get sickly and thin, but it’s something.

    • @kentuckyfriedchildren5385
      @kentuckyfriedchildren5385 2 года назад +159

      The T1000 running was always ominous looking, like when he could almost catch John while he was on a motorcycle

  • @juniourst3ven596
    @juniourst3ven596 2 года назад +701

    Sarah Connor; "I'll be back"
    Terminator Fans; "We won't!*

    • @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord77
      @Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord77 2 года назад +12

      I won’t either

    • @speedyboishan87
      @speedyboishan87 Год назад +5

      ​​@@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord77 The Special Effects in this film look like they have been done by a 5 year old. Very poorly done does not even look realistic or pleasing to the eye. Whoever gave this film a go ahead should have been sacked. Shows a lack of hard work ever went into this film, hardly any...

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie Год назад +7

      They should have let it end with T2. On the other hand, they had interesting comics in the 80s and 90s, that would have been better than what they made, like terminator vs robocop by frank Miller.

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 8 месяцев назад

      I wonder how many times they can bring back Arnold as an old reprogrammed daddy Terminator. Twice so far

    • @JoeMcMorrow-k7e
      @JoeMcMorrow-k7e 5 месяцев назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @emberdrops3892
    @emberdrops3892 4 года назад +679

    I love how "androgynous thing" and "generic teenage girl" perfectly and completely discribe the two characters.

    • @Ease54
      @Ease54 3 года назад +43

      I remember the 80's, when "generic teenage girl" usually at least meant a decent shower scene.

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 3 года назад +5

      @@rogerwagner6940 THAT was the key point!

    • @CC-8891
      @CC-8891 2 года назад +4

      Apple genius does too 🤣

  • @Jetstoanywhere
    @Jetstoanywhere 5 лет назад +623

    you misheard Sara ...she did not say "I'll be back" she said "Ow , my back" honest mistake

    • @saisameer8771
      @saisameer8771 5 лет назад +14

      I'll be.....ow! my back.

    • @2120musiclover
      @2120musiclover 5 лет назад +3

      What about old Arnold?

    • @ard1805
      @ard1805 5 лет назад +1

      Jetstoanywhere
      I love you.

    • @anhnhvn
      @anhnhvn 5 лет назад +3

      Ow, me back!

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 5 лет назад +1

      Főfasírozó that’s genius honestly

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 4 года назад +758

    It’s bizarre that the filmmakers seemed to think that they needed to remake/reimagine Terminator as female-centric when the original two already *were* female-centric; Sarah Conner was the clear protagonist and is the reason why the good guys win in both movies. So obviously the new filmmakers just had a problem with the concept of her doing things for the sake of someone else, namely protecting her child. Wow, what an awful motive for a character.....

    • @elzurotsyry
      @elzurotsyry 4 года назад +90

      Even worse, they bashed her and minimized her by saying “she was just a womb”, but don’t worry our new plain and boring character is better than that, she’s a leader! We don’t show that in the movie but believe us she’s a leader!

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 4 года назад +60

      Just like Star Wars. Remember Princess Leia? the determined smart and ruthless leader of the rebelion? Nah, she was just a bimbo, Mary Sue is a much better character, so much that we don't even care to explain her background, parents, origins or anything resembling a character.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 4 года назад +16

      But you see, the original is a heresy, it doesn't fit with their version of strong wamen, it was written by a man, burn in hell !

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 4 года назад +5

      @@Zamolxes77 This was written and directed by a man too. Fail.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 4 года назад +10

      @@luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 He's the wrong version of a man !!! Burn him !

  • @alexscott1257
    @alexscott1257 Год назад +137

    God I loved Vasquez in Aliens: "Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?" And her delivery was just right on the money. A great character and a great performance from Jenette Goldstein.

    • @johnm3907
      @johnm3907 Год назад +4

      I never realised for years she was in t2

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Год назад +2

      What does that have to do with this

    • @johnm3907
      @johnm3907 Год назад +7

      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 vasquez was mentioned in the vid. And woman who played her was in the film

    • @rickbase833
      @rickbase833 Год назад +11

      Ahh when Hollywood let sassy female actors be themselves.....see we don't need said female actors (like that one who played She Hulk) to tell us she's cool or better than Hudson.....the banter between those two was awsome in Aliens. It's called chemistry and it was totally organic......also the other space marines were pretty good too even the ones who had small but impactful roles that we remember 37 years on. Oh and for the record....I"m a big Mackenzie Davis fan. Loved her in Halt and Catch Fire which is still a sleeper for AMC that I watched from beginning to end.

    • @TidyRC
      @TidyRC Год назад +4

      @@johnm3907 also see “near dark”. Lance and bill in it too

  • @yesman9792
    @yesman9792 4 года назад +2659

    Terminator, Predator, Aliens, Star Wars, Ghostbusters....remember the fallen.

    • @istvankobli8123
      @istvankobli8123 4 года назад +133

      The last of us.

    • @luffyace5162
      @luffyace5162 4 года назад +112

      The last of us part 2

    • @stinkmeaner343
      @stinkmeaner343 4 года назад +177

      Star trek and doctor who

    • @istvankobli8123
      @istvankobli8123 4 года назад +116

      The walking dead. Season 9 and 10. SJW probaganda.

    • @PadreDePato
      @PadreDePato 4 года назад +163

      Dont forget james bond and jurassic park 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @toasega
    @toasega 5 лет назад +2898

    "There's gonna be spoilers."
    Can't spoil what's already rotten.

    • @HieuChiLe
      @HieuChiLe 5 лет назад +43

      S.A.M. That is hilarious

    • @thevlaka
      @thevlaka 5 лет назад +9

      LOL

    • @tajcee
      @tajcee 5 лет назад +35

      Oooooh I’m not Tim Miller and even I felt that burn 🔥🔥🔥

    • @wilemelliott
      @wilemelliott 5 лет назад +6

      hey, you stole that from Doomcock!

    • @toasega
      @toasega 5 лет назад +10

      @@wilemelliott
      Is that some sort of Doom-themed pornstar? Sorry, I've never heard of him.

  • @Jhayzer021
    @Jhayzer021 4 года назад +1855

    When they killed John Connor you know its gonna sucks so hard.

    • @grimes558
      @grimes558 4 года назад +18

      @Char Aznable Sadly.

    • @jackcrook6330
      @jackcrook6330 4 года назад +62

      Especially when its been built up to be the end of humanity, then instead just causes someone else to autofill in as the saviour

    • @Adamkalb1
      @Adamkalb1 3 года назад +35

      @Char Aznable Just because too many straight white males were the heroes of most action films doesn't mean they all need to be killed off just for the females of color to steal the spotlight from them! If only the straight, white males who wrote and directed Dark Fate understood that. The RIGHT way to include women and girls of color as the heroes in new action movies is simple - write something original and do not stomp on old material! March 11, 2021, 3:08am

    • @toonpacha2396
      @toonpacha2396 3 года назад +15

      When I saw that I avoided this movie like the plague

    • @obiedashinobi1322
      @obiedashinobi1322 3 года назад +4

      Real Spill

  • @jennyk9748
    @jennyk9748 Год назад +187

    I STILL get chills during T2, when Sarah gets her first glimpse of what she thinks is the original terminator. Her response is so perfectly done- all that terror, frustration, and exhaustion in one sound and 2 seconds of action.

    • @zombiedodge1426
      @zombiedodge1426 Год назад +15

      I rewatched it not long ago and afterwards I was angry - because it hit me just how the "get down!" scene was supposed to be a shocking plot twist, but it had been revealed well in advance that Arnold was the "good" Terminator this time.

    • @jmoney4708
      @jmoney4708 Год назад +2

      That’s crazy a movie can give someone “chills”

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan 10 месяцев назад +2

      It is a timeless masterpiece.

    • @OwnerOfTheCosmos
      @OwnerOfTheCosmos 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@zombiedodge1426True, that also ground my gears. How recklessly they tossed that great twist out the window.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 6 месяцев назад +2

      I haven't seen that in like 15 years or more and I still remember what you are talking about. That was masterful. She has been a mental patient for years, with deep trauma and stress disorders, told she is insane every day and made to doubt herself, with nothing but her memories of the horror she experienced, which she is made to doubt and wonder if are even real even as they torment her and give her nightmares and flashbacks. Only to have the face of her nightmares come around a corner and look into her eyes, right in the middle of stressful situation. She is falling into her nightmares and her mind is on the verge of utterly breaking in terror and shock, and helplessness, not sure if it's real, but totally aware that if it is there is absolutely no way for her to save herself and no one can help her, she is trapped and can only recoil in horror. I was like 15 and I saw all that. That's pretty good for a few seconds of screentime.

  • @DarthDevorin
    @DarthDevorin 5 лет назад +3282

    Terminator: Woke Fate: "I'll be back."
    Terminator fans: "We won't."

    • @CelestialInfinite678
      @CelestialInfinite678 5 лет назад +26

      LMFAO 😂👌

    • @MultiWalrus1
      @MultiWalrus1 5 лет назад +42

      The Terminator franchise has become the worst cinematic franchise in a highly competitive field.

    • @man_vs_life
      @man_vs_life 5 лет назад +27

      So true, from an old die-hard fan (T1 & 2).

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 5 лет назад +13

      You know how visual novels have a bunch of bad endings you have to sit through to get to the true ending?
      Now remove the true ending.

    • @sofabuddha
      @sofabuddha 5 лет назад +6

      And today's "Internet Comment of the Day" winner is....

  • @AlphaLyons
    @AlphaLyons 5 лет назад +647

    “Don’t Watch if you don’t want spoilers.”
    Nah I’m good man, go ahead, don’t wanna watch the actual film anyway.

    • @EVAUnit4A
      @EVAUnit4A 5 лет назад +14

      Yeahhhhhhhh, I'm with you on this one too. Normally I avoid spoilers like the plague, but I had a feeling I won't be watching this one either (last one I saw was _T3_ and I was _very_ disappointed with it, back in the days before wah!!men and SJWs and even reboots were a thing), so I listened to the whole thing.
      Wow, I _almost_ want to start drinking.

    • @scriptingpixels
      @scriptingpixels 5 лет назад +6

      Same

    • @fcukugimmeausername
      @fcukugimmeausername 5 лет назад +3

      Same. I'll still watch the movie, it's not like anything unpredictable is going to happen. The trailers have already spoiled much of the movie anyway.

    • @lopezrome1982
      @lopezrome1982 5 лет назад +5

      I was going to watch it but as the day to it's release gets closer the bad reviews are coming in. Not interested in spnding big bucks for a recycled movie plot

    • @AlphaLyons
      @AlphaLyons 5 лет назад +7

      A Man cuz I know the SJWs will fuck it up beyond repair and I rather hear a comedic take on it that can sum it in 20 minutes rather than waste my time on an hour and a half film.

  • @vinnie19971
    @vinnie19971 4 года назад +831

    "We made this movie so that people can see that there can be strong female heroes that everyone can like."
    They completely forgot that we already had strong female heroes for some 40 years. Ellen Ripley and Sarah Connor that are the most loved action heroes of all time. Ripley is my personal favorite action hero off all time.

    • @oneandonlysound99
      @oneandonlysound99 3 года назад +32

      Also, as we moved into the middle era of those, and into the next, we got new franchises that brought about some who may also have messy franchises, but flawed doesn't mean bad automatically. Such as there's lots of great to be found in the Underworld Franchise, and Kate Beckinsale's Selene was and has always been great. While there's some depth but less effort put in, Alice played my Milla Jovovich of Resident Evil also was there. Heck, Marvel's own Black Widow (not Captain Woke). Now we got...Batwoman.

    • @pandaman1331
      @pandaman1331 3 года назад +30

      I love Selene from the Underworld franchise and Lara Croft. They prove that you can be strong female character that is loved by the audience without having to give up their femininity. You don't have to be a man's substitute to be a great character

    • @chriscraven9335
      @chriscraven9335 3 года назад +19

      Let's please not forget Buffy 'The Vampire Slayer' Summers, mkay?

    • @reinforcedpenisstem
      @reinforcedpenisstem 3 года назад +10

      Ripley is so well rounded

    • @LittleMAC78
      @LittleMAC78 3 года назад +9

      Leia Organa, too. I'm sure there are others.

  • @quipsilvervr
    @quipsilvervr Год назад +81

    I'd truly be unable to imagine a terminator more dangerous than T1000. He was a legitimately scary, and had an amazing way about with the way he interacts with people not on his kill list. He shown charisma in talking to bystanders, but the second he spots the target, he just tears after them.

    • @Dinoenthusiastguy
      @Dinoenthusiastguy Год назад +17

      But I love how even when he’s showing that charisma, something still seems a little bit off but you can’t quite put your finger it. Just an incredible performance.

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 8 месяцев назад

      He was the best villain but less leathal than an older model with a gatling gun. This is in no way an endorsement of Terminator Salvation the worst movie in the series

    • @thomasohare
      @thomasohare 4 месяца назад

      That's the best thing about the T-1000; he's a bit off. Its super sinister

  • @justanotherafol9723
    @justanotherafol9723 5 лет назад +1636

    I love how he never calls the characters by their names.

    • @tyrantgregcagkaiju71
      @tyrantgregcagkaiju71 5 лет назад +192

      That probably explains how memorable they all are.

    • @dcorica79
      @dcorica79 4 года назад +193

      "......Generic teenage girl and androgynous thing..."
      Lmfao!

    • @rendyajadech1957
      @rendyajadech1957 4 года назад +115

      dont forget "Apple Genius"

    • @davidharrison7014
      @davidharrison7014 4 года назад +25

      @@rendyajadech1957 How did he come up with the term "Apple Genius"?

    • @davidharrison7014
      @davidharrison7014 4 года назад +46

      Just like in "The Rise of Skywalker", he refers to Poe's one-time companion as "Strong Female Character", and the black chick who looks like Lando's granddaughter as "Diverse Female Character"!
      Along with Sylvester Stallone as "Rambo Imposter" in "Last Blood". LOL

  • @murderofcrows9942
    @murderofcrows9942 3 года назад +2097

    Funny how John Connor who could hack ATMs in his teens (showing his potential with machines) was replaced by an older character showing no potential or charisma as a leader.

    • @Zarbon000
      @Zarbon000 3 года назад +105

      Charisma vacuum.

    • @billagapinan1751
      @billagapinan1751 3 года назад +151

      “Stand and fight!!! “😫 🤭😂🤣

    • @somejew9163
      @somejew9163 3 года назад +54

      She works with machines, so, she's... something, surely.

    • @Misto1510
      @Misto1510 3 года назад +23

      Nah, there is no agenda here ...LOL. Hollywood sucks...

    • @JonSwarnerNH
      @JonSwarnerNH 3 года назад +55

      yea but women

  • @TheAshes789
    @TheAshes789 5 лет назад +836

    "Granny Conner, Dora the explorer, and the LGBT-1000" as one wise man said...

  • @merciless41582
    @merciless41582 3 года назад +105

    The main issue I have with this film is the termination of John Connor. John Connor is one of the most important characters in the history of film and it was a really bad idea just to kill him off. Imagine if George Lucas killed off Luke Skywalker in The Empire Strikes Back. The Return of the Jedi would be a useless film. You can't kill off important characters in a film if you want to keep the franchise going. When I saw that opening scene where John gets killed I thought to myself: They just killed the legendary character John Connor and ousted him from the franchise like he didn't exist. However, I did love the action scenes, the character Grace, Mackenzie did a great job, and that's about it. One character and actions scenes doesn't make a movie great. It seems like they tried to make this film be on the level of Terminator 2 Judgement Day. and failed drastically. As you saw in the film they had references to T2. The playground scene at the end, the T-800 sacrificing himself at the end while Dani and Sarah stand above, and several other scenes.

    • @brunsomarrr
      @brunsomarrr 2 года назад +9

      Yes, handling John Connor that way - especially using young Edward Furlong, the way we remember him through all the thrills and suspense of T2! - was majorly stupid, and disrespectful I'll add. What's more, the killing wasn't nearly earned: There was no chase, no set up... just *BLAM* take that, audience! Like a giant middle finger.

    • @r0ckworthy
      @r0ckworthy 2 года назад +8

      For all intents and purposes they DID kill off Luke Skywalker (by making him a quitter and a loser) in the name of Wokeness (since you aren't allowed to have a cisgender white male protagonist anymore), along with the ancient Jedi temple/library, and then Luke used the Force to commit suicide and just evaporate at the end. Like Kylo Ren tells Rey to do, "Let the past die. Kill it if you have to." Disgusting.

    • @l4leming
      @l4leming Год назад +4

      There is actually a what if out there, where if Luke did die, Leah would take up the saber.

  • @JGSuttonJr
    @JGSuttonJr 3 года назад +391

    On the topic of Toxic Masculinity, it's funny that to portray a strong female said female must act like a male with a case of Super Toxicity.

    • @Joe-xo4yg
      @Joe-xo4yg 2 года назад +12

      The ironing is delicious 🙃

    • @HagueD22
      @HagueD22 2 года назад +10

      I understand that but did you watch the film? The future scene with Danni is literally laughable. I'm sorry but in no world is some soft young girl leading the human resistance against the machines.
      Go back and re watch terminator 1 or 2's future was scenes and the real feel of how desperate and brutal the following years after judgment day were.
      Little Danni Ramos just is not believable in that scenario I'm sorry. Not only is it not believable its highly unlikely in all reality (if this were reality) that a person like Dani would be anything remotely close to the leader of the human resistance. Just saying.

    • @r0ckworthy
      @r0ckworthy 2 года назад +1

      LOL yeah really!!!!! When a man acts like that he's being toxic. When a woman does it it's empowering?

  • @nexttolegendary
    @nexttolegendary 4 года назад +424

    I turned this movie on, watched the first ten minutes and shut it off. Killing the main character for the single purpose of replacing him with a female version of him is the worst writing I’ve ever heard.

    • @somejew9163
      @somejew9163 3 года назад +28

      They also killed him to give Sarah a reason to be in the movie.

    • @Zarbon000
      @Zarbon000 3 года назад +17

      I did the same thing. If you saw any of the earlier movies, how could you keep watching this (crap)!?
      We were the lucky ones. If you kept watching it, I bet you regret it lol.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 3 года назад +14

      Welcome to Woke-world 'logic'.

    • @Nietzsches-Disciple
      @Nietzsches-Disciple 3 года назад +1

      It makes sense hed die

    • @papakurt4162
      @papakurt4162 3 года назад +5

      @@Zarbon000 yall weren't lucky if you even so much as wasted the effort of pirating that dumpster fire(godforbid you paid lol.) The lucky ones are the ones who found out it released about a year or so after and saw the clips from RUclips lmao

  • @tinytoyboxfilms5710
    @tinytoyboxfilms5710 5 лет назад +216

    The nick-names (e.g., "androgynous-thing," "generic-teenage-girl," "apple-genius," etc.) are perfect for conveying how little the audience care about these less-than-video-game characters.

  • @wolfgangvan-uber6515
    @wolfgangvan-uber6515 2 года назад +995

    "Generic teenage girl"
    "Androgynous thing"
    "Apple genius"
    made me LOL hard

    • @chrishunter8305
      @chrishunter8305 2 года назад +126

      best way to describe our new trio...Granny Connor, Dora The Explorer and the LGBT-1000

    • @keepthechange2811
      @keepthechange2811 2 года назад +13

      @@chrishunter8305 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

    • @Tha-mountain
      @Tha-mountain 2 года назад +9

      @@chrishunter8305 great

    • @cheesecakeisgross4645
      @cheesecakeisgross4645 2 года назад +10

      @@chrishunter8305 perfection.

    • @rickhibdon11
      @rickhibdon11 2 года назад +1

      My favorite line?
      "They can..... FUCK..................................RIGHT.......................................OFF"

  • @kalaiarasanpushpanathan9904
    @kalaiarasanpushpanathan9904 5 лет назад +462

    "The most important man in the history of humanity" - You know why he was killed.

    • @BeggarsNight
      @BeggarsNight 5 лет назад +8

      Wow, the first terminator must have made you pretty furious then right? I mean, that ending is total feminist, misandrist nonsense!
      This is also like the third time John Connor being killed has been used in the entire Terminator franchise. Not a new idea devised by your feminist-sjw-zombie arch-nemeses.

    • @mr.battle20
      @mr.battle20 5 лет назад +119

      @@BeggarsNight How is it feminist, misandrist nonsense? It was apolitical. Just a mom doing whatever she can to keep her unborn child safe.
      Something leftists wouldn't understand, since they believe murdering unborn children is a far better and virtuous idea.

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 5 лет назад +73

      WHITE MAN BAD

    • @xil2817
      @xil2817 5 лет назад +3

      His long history of drug abuse and domestic issues that are a direct result of him as a child star?

    • @basedlegionary6877
      @basedlegionary6877 5 лет назад +9

      @@mr.battle20 I love you, pls marry me.

  • @KSHvoiceactingofficial
    @KSHvoiceactingofficial 3 года назад +493

    Ironically Terminator 1 and 2 are how you write the evolution of a strong female character. In Terminator 1 Sarah was a damsel in distress because she was in over her head. In T2 she had 10 years of training under her belt and didn’t just use physical strength she used her mind too. Like when she used a paperclip to free herself and used a syringe of bleach to hold a hostage.

    • @brunsomarrr
      @brunsomarrr 2 года назад +15

      goddamn I forgot about the syringe of bleach! she actually put it in his neck!! that was so raw

    • @Bootmahoy88
      @Bootmahoy88 2 года назад +20

      Are these actors fucking conscious? I mean it! Do they realize how this egregious slop seriously diminishes their earlier work in the franchise and overall credibility?

    • @nepntzerZer
      @nepntzerZer 2 года назад

      She was mentally damaged and almost murdered an innocent. FLAWED. Hollywood can't write like this anymore. Female characters can't do any wrong and are all somehow victims and need to put down men. It's woke garbage.

    • @Songbirdstress
      @Songbirdstress 2 года назад +26

      Also shows the power of a mother. Maternal instinct.

    • @BrandonGavin_EDC
      @BrandonGavin_EDC 2 года назад +17

      @@Bootmahoy88 easy paycheck

  • @danrebeiz4598
    @danrebeiz4598 5 лет назад +170

    Feminist Hollywood: “Men suck”
    10 minutes later: “Let’s make a movie where girls act like men”

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 4 года назад +10

      Their movies do indeed suck, so it adds up.

    • @KneeCapHill
      @KneeCapHill 4 года назад +4

      Femminism is penis envy

    • @roddypiper5146
      @roddypiper5146 4 года назад +2

      Well said!

    • @lordkrythic6246
      @lordkrythic6246 4 года назад +6

      Feminists don't want to be treated like men, they want special privileges, and to be held in higher regard than men. In other words, it's not equality at all. It's toxic and immoral elitism.

    • @roddypiper5146
      @roddypiper5146 4 года назад

      ​@@lordkrythic6246 Yes, but he mean it as excuse of their actions (I guess). Also: feminist are not thought-independent at all (they more like bunch angry little brats who hates their daddy/boyfriend/husband). They are a wing of destructive marksizm. You unleash them with socialists and gender minorities, and they wrec havoc, till normality is broken... then you take over and nobody complains (they just want you to fix this: and leave your children).
      History repeats itself: checkout how Stalin broke Russians + other nations around it, and created USSR - workers paradise.
      Movies and Hollywood is just a way of spirit breaking propaganda, you see same patter over and over again, and you thin its normal.... try to explain that to people watching these movies without questioning.
      I think I will copy that as independent comment.

  • @deepgeny1
    @deepgeny1 Год назад +53

    Now i understand why skynet wanted to destroy humanity in judgement day...

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 5 лет назад +770

    "I need your clothes, your boots and your menstrual cycle"
    Mexican fate: hasta la vista franchise.

    • @robertfitzgerald3118
      @robertfitzgerald3118 5 лет назад +7

      Nice

    • @pinkyn0se
      @pinkyn0se 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂👍

    • @jltaco85
      @jltaco85 5 лет назад +21

      "i also need four asada tacos and diet coke"

    • @FunkMasterJunk
      @FunkMasterJunk 5 лет назад

      Lol Awesome!

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 5 лет назад +9

      They should have turned all the vehicles into tricked out low riders then had them go off road and get stuck in a wash. ...La cucaracha horns going off.

  • @davidpalmisano5115
    @davidpalmisano5115 4 года назад +777

    I remember back in the day when the terminators actually had to do some detective work and seek out weapons and stuff. Now they're just cartoon characters.

    • @jan.mal.1284
      @jan.mal.1284 3 года назад +67

      Yeah. Such a poor writing in these new movies. Back in the day, people created movies with passion. They were exploring new things and ideas.
      Today, they just copy and paste everything. No passion.
      Plus they are pushing this horrible gender agenda.
      Yuck.

    • @M60A3
      @M60A3 3 года назад +28

      In the first movie terminator was like: where the fuck is the Connor Sarah section

    • @galacticguardian2783
      @galacticguardian2783 3 года назад +7

      You can thank superhero movies for that

    • @warrennicholsony.fernando4513
      @warrennicholsony.fernando4513 3 года назад +2

      Now he's just a dummy with dummer name.

    • @insomniacbritgaming1632
      @insomniacbritgaming1632 3 года назад +1

      @@jan.mal.1284 even with the T-1000 they show a major flaw... his mechanical weapons don't alter with his liquid metal

  • @daron9229
    @daron9229 5 лет назад +474

    “I’ll be back.”
    “Part time.”

    • @Mitch93
      @Mitch93 5 лет назад +19

      Is that a Crystal Skull reference?

    • @Rodan16
      @Rodan16 5 лет назад +16

      I hope there's at least a refrigerator to protect generic teenage girl from androgynous thing.

    • @HiveDes
      @HiveDes 5 лет назад +15

      Why did they go with that take? You know...the worst one?

    • @Mitch93
      @Mitch93 5 лет назад +6

      @@Rodan16 GO AWAY NOW

    • @WAX1138
      @WAX1138 5 лет назад +5

      Aaaaaids!!!!

  • @TheRampax
    @TheRampax 2 года назад +48

    I finally watched this, as it was free on Film 4. It was awful as I was expecting, but that scene where they find Arnie, enjoying a ball game with a beer?! I was like: "oh right, this is a comedy?" I didn't even make it to the end of the film. I gave up when they were driving that air tight Hummer round underwater. FFS.

  • @CarloisBuriedAlive
    @CarloisBuriedAlive 4 года назад +312

    They ruined Linda Hamilton’s long-awaited return to the franchise. That’s probably the biggest crime committed by any of these sequels since T2.

    • @jimthar17
      @jimthar17 4 года назад +26

      She shouldn't have ever returned. She was dead in T3. That makes her return in this, or any other movie, idiotic.

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 4 года назад

      @@jimthar17 Oh yeah, forgot about that.

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 4 года назад +9

      There you go. She didn't even look like she wanted to be there. That poor woman.

    • @sonicdash9652
      @sonicdash9652 4 года назад +8

      @@Vladpryde Linda Hamilton did not deserve this!

    • @AlienGenotype
      @AlienGenotype 4 года назад +4

      @@jimthar17 Well, to be fair, T3 actually happened in a timeline where john wasn't killed, but yeah i agree

  • @dattebenforcer
    @dattebenforcer 5 лет назад +683

    This crap just makes you realize how amazing T2 was.

  • @robovader7625
    @robovader7625 5 лет назад +409

    And all this with James Cameron's blessing, let's not forget.

    • @naughtydog201
      @naughtydog201 5 лет назад +23

      Robovader Never really liked him anyways. Sure he made legendary flicks but nowadays, like Ridley Scott, don't really care much about originality or creativity and have no problem allowing their very own franchises to be butchered just to make a bit of coin

    • @florianlaur5300
      @florianlaur5300 5 лет назад +3

      First he raised the bar in South Park, now he himself lowered it again...

    • @johnsweeney5108
      @johnsweeney5108 5 лет назад +3

      He does go on to discover cameronium....so there's that

    • @Séananigans69
      @Séananigans69 5 лет назад +5

      Like Jussie Smolls said -
      "It's all about the Benjamin's baby"

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 5 лет назад +3

      @smakfu Well, he NEVER made an original movie to begin with. He made some nice flicks in the long ago past (Aliens and Terminator, basically, though he never sunk to Holland Emerich levels, I give him that), but all his movies are rippoffs of something. I wouldn't mind (I don't think ripoffs are necessarily bad things) if he only acknowledged them for what they are.
      Aliens is a ripoff of several war movies mixed with cheap horror moves that completely removes all that was actually good, scary and suspenseful about the original movie. Terminator rode the wave of 80s horror/sci-fi movies, otherwise I doubt it would be remembered to this day. And those are his good movies.

  • @ziabatsu4422
    @ziabatsu4422 Год назад +35

    James Cameron "toxic masculinity is a problem"
    Also James Cameron - "All my female characters exhibit the traits of toxic masculinity"

    • @daviddrabick9018
      @daviddrabick9018 Год назад

      Yes, these false ideologies are mere temper tantrums; they clearly make no sense when logically evaluated...

  • @ajamico
    @ajamico 5 лет назад +179

    The ending of T2 was perfect. Nothing after that exists.

    • @bigricksmith8345
      @bigricksmith8345 5 лет назад +17

      I have the same theory for the Alien movies. Nothing after the second one happened....

    • @peadarmurray7994
      @peadarmurray7994 5 лет назад +2

      The ending of T3 was perfect, epic ending

    • @sundaypro
      @sundaypro 5 лет назад +1

      Many porns came after. I watch a lot of porn.

    • @peadarmurray7994
      @peadarmurray7994 5 лет назад +3

      @Snails40 Why are non zombie leftists even paying attention to this feminist woke pile of garbage, just ignore it 😵

    • @adamd9166
      @adamd9166 Год назад

      100%. They could've ended it at T2 with the "no fate but what we make it", and it would've been great.
      I could even accept T3 with the "some things are inevitable [judgement day], and we need to make the best of it" being an ending, despite the beginning of the decline in quality.
      But no, they just had to keep pumping them out.

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 5 лет назад +536

    Herminator: Come with me Juanita Connor, if you want to subvert the patriarchy

  • @datagrab
    @datagrab 5 лет назад +976

    *Terminator 3 doesn't seem so bad now, does it?*

    • @211dama
      @211dama 5 лет назад +112

      I love the actual terminator in T3 she was cool, even if the movie was just ok

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy 5 лет назад +60

      I don’t compare. Bad is bad and will always be bad. Making worse sequels doesn’t do anything to help the crap that came before.

    • @TardesdeNeon
      @TardesdeNeon 5 лет назад +69

      I like "T3" even more now. Has the best action scenes, best FX that now, the main theme of Blue Man Group with Gavin Rossdale and the best ending. It has some objectionable things, but they are not very important. The issue with Sarah's death was because Linda was not interested in participating and Edward Furlong was having drug problems.

    • @Olagfigh
      @Olagfigh 5 лет назад +18

      Wrong. It's still piece of shit no matter how bad new movies will be.

    • @99oildrops
      @99oildrops 5 лет назад +21

      @@TardesdeNeon I don't mind T3 either for some reason. 😂 It's a sillier take and still pretty fun.

  • @ReinEngel
    @ReinEngel Год назад +41

    I miss the universe Salvation built. So many stories could have been told.

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions Месяц назад +1

      Yeah I don't understand why it got so much hate. It's by far the best Terminator movie that isn't the first two, and it was the only movie to try something legitimately different, rather than rehashing and ruining everything we've already seen.

  • @deborahblackvideoediting8697
    @deborahblackvideoediting8697 4 года назад +462

    When I found out Edward Furlong was coming back to play John Connor and that Linda Hamilton would be in it, I was stoked. When I found out what happens to John and that it happens in the very beginning of the movie, I just could not bring myself to watch it. For me, there's Terminator 1 and Terminator 2: Judgement Day, and that's it!

    • @DS-mi9ru
      @DS-mi9ru 3 года назад +11

      What sequels?

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 3 года назад +27

      @@DS-mi9ru yeah, what sequels? There was only two Terminator movies

    • @M0rdFustang
      @M0rdFustang 3 года назад +6

      Exaaaaactly

    • @specialunit0428
      @specialunit0428 3 года назад +18

      @@thekiller7994 After Genysis and Dark Fate, I have grown to love Salvation. T3 isn't bad either.

    • @insomniacbritgaming1632
      @insomniacbritgaming1632 3 года назад +3

      @@specialunit0428 T3 was great

  • @ryanwallace4552
    @ryanwallace4552 5 лет назад +530

    Rip Terminator
    James Bond - You're next.

    • @Lemuria1993
      @Lemuria1993 5 лет назад +50

      You mean Janesha Bondawqua, you racist

    • @ExodiaTheD1HATER
      @ExodiaTheD1HATER 5 лет назад +8

      Na waiting for mission impossible and 007 to be killed off by sjw's

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls 5 лет назад +14

      The name is now Bland. James Bland.
      He bops mean white men with a pink pillow.

    • @classicgunstoday1972
      @classicgunstoday1972 5 лет назад +1

      Lemuria1993 Lol!

    • @captainfreedom3649
      @captainfreedom3649 5 лет назад +2

      @@MrTubularBalls *Jane Bland, agent 000

  • @kashattack
    @kashattack 5 лет назад +892

    The feminist agenda in this movie disgusts me. There's a line by Grace when she's telling Dani "you're not the mother of some man who saves us" - yeah because that was such a terrible thing in the original Terminator movie wasn't it!

    • @user-gm4kv2my4u
      @user-gm4kv2my4u 5 лет назад +158

      Agreed. The worst part about it is that Sara Conner WASN'T just the mother of the man that led the resistance. She wasn't the leader of the resistance. For years she WAS the fucking resistance. She was fighting the war solo. And at the end of Terminator 2 it became clear that she didn't give birth to the leader of a resistance. She saved her son from ever having to take that burden to begin with. To give away your life, your happiness, your very sanity, to save a world that has condemned you because it was the right thing to do? To spare your child a terrible burden and give him a chance to live a normal life? That is a powerful female character that's not easily matched.
      But Hollywood had to fucking Hollywood and ruin it all.
      There never should of been a sequel to T2. Ever.

    • @geminiwriter8875
      @geminiwriter8875 4 года назад +28

      If anything that ought to empower women, knowing without them, a generation of competent men and soldiers cant be brought forward. Yes it’s a risk because of all the pain and death of war, but any woman who is told their son is the non-biblical saviour of humanity itself, will have understandable and believable cause to become a soldier and a fighter. Feminists these days believe that simply being a woman is enough to empower, but you’ve got no philosophical or physical basis to build yourself on other than chromosomes and sex organs - of which femininity tried to depose before being hijacked. It’s about purpose and carrying on in a state where humanity is literally at the receiving end of domination and annihilation. Regardless of gender, whoever rises to that fight, no matter the consequence, is someone to look to.

    • @leonrobinson8180
      @leonrobinson8180 4 года назад +78

      @Patrick Sylvia It's not "just a movie" ya bloody normie! Ever hear of propaganda? Just like academia and politics, radical feminists like Kathleen Kennedy have infiltrated Hollywood via gender quotas and have destroyed and emasculated strong male heroes. I highly doubt you're a man "Patrick", as you're using the same ad hominem shaming tactics a woman would.

    • @thegreatangel8251
      @thegreatangel8251 4 года назад +20

      Patrick Sylvia oh shut up and get a clue

    • @therebel4332
      @therebel4332 4 года назад +4

      This people are pitiful and pathetic. They want anger but to be honest why would we be? they are so bad its best to just ignore the c**ts at this point.

  • @MichianaMan
    @MichianaMan Год назад +30

    I still can't believe how they've managed to destroy such a badass universe of movie potential they had here. First 2 movies were perfect, after that, WTF happened again and again.

  • @XXXX-yc6wv
    @XXXX-yc6wv 5 лет назад +199

    The only thing I really remember from the movie was my anger at the line where Androgynous Thing says "Dani, you are not just the mother of some man who saves the future".
    Within the movie it completely undermines Sarah Connor as a character by suggesting that her only contribution to altering the future was accidentally getting pregnant, while at the same time, in real life it shows an appalling level of disrespect to Linda Hamilton's decades of dedication to the franchise.

    • @zom8680
      @zom8680 5 лет назад +44

      And correct me if I am wrong, isn't this said while Linda / Sarah is sitting right there? Totally spits in her face figuratively and literally.
      Who the fuck cares if shes just the mother of the future hero. She essentially fights a Terminator and later teaches John everything she knows. Fuck this film .

    • @lifelovesirony1989
      @lifelovesirony1989 5 лет назад +20

      @ X XXX Yes. Besides Dark Fate being basically a T1/T2 reboot, your comment hit another nail on the head. How could they so callously belittle Sarah Connor/Linda Hamilton as though she really hadn't been that important. Just one more of the many reasons to hate it.

    • @XXXX-yc6wv
      @XXXX-yc6wv 5 лет назад +10

      @@zom8680 - Yeah, she's right there in the scene. Imagine not just having to read it in the script and see it in the movie, but also having to stand there for numerous takes of being insulted.

  • @DonBilboism
    @DonBilboism 5 лет назад +622

    I just pretend everything ended with T2.

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 5 лет назад +88

      No pretending necessary. It did.

    • @greghumble7306
      @greghumble7306 5 лет назад +15

      Yup, I’ll never watch anything after t2

    • @angrysocialjusticewarrior
      @angrysocialjusticewarrior 5 лет назад +21

      T3 was great too, I don't know why everyone is ignoring it. Yeah, anything after T3 was just trash.

    • @iniquity7
      @iniquity7 5 лет назад +11

      t3 was good, and salvation begining WAS ok then fell off mid to end. the rest is dumb lol

    • @iniquity7
      @iniquity7 5 лет назад +1

      @Garrett Roesler yeah it was thats why i say begining started good but just failed mid-to end
      and i say that cause im kinda of biased I always wanted to see the actual terminator war in a movie so i thought i was gonna get that in salvation. but it turned out shit. but he movie was meh, just ok .. not great and not that bad but still bad

  • @alfieford95
    @alfieford95 4 года назад +453

    We need a crowd funded Bridget Jones’s diary remake with an all male cast written by Guy Ritchie. Tit for tat

    • @12many4you
      @12many4you 4 года назад +17

      It's called lock stock and two smoking barrels.
      .
      Didn't you notice the attentive respect Guy Ritchie must have had for Bridget Jones?

    • @o.w.8645
      @o.w.8645 4 года назад +4

      Damn, I love this idea!

    • @kevinharkness2108
      @kevinharkness2108 4 года назад +2

      @@o.w.8645 I see they're making " american werewolf in london verses the thing." About bloody time!

    • @robbylebotha
      @robbylebotha 4 года назад +2

      Can they be black too?

    • @FragginWagon76
      @FragginWagon76 4 года назад +2

      Tit. Ha.

  • @BoraHorzaGobuchul
    @BoraHorzaGobuchul Год назад +19

    One of our reviewers called it "Feminator" for the strong female characters.
    Also, teaching the John Connor replacement girl to shoot was hilarious. "It is all in your mind".

  • @Eirexeyes
    @Eirexeyes 5 лет назад +107

    Robert Patrick's terminator scared the crap out of me when I first seen him. I never knew who would be killed because Patrick was just so intimidating. He played an amazing part. Oh man the good old days...

    • @grimsoncrow
      @grimsoncrow 5 лет назад +10

      @Főfasírozó yeah, his eyes never smiled, they remained cold and dead. Good acting.

    • @myeffulgenthairyballssay9358
      @myeffulgenthairyballssay9358 5 лет назад +1

      I thought the original Terminator going after Sarah Conner was pretty intimidating. That thing wasn't particularly "bondy" with humans and also posed to be a disruptive issue for the also intimidated waitress.

    • @GreyDeathVaccine
      @GreyDeathVaccine 5 лет назад +1

      Same here. Could not write it better due to my poor english skills.

  • @tiaaaron3278
    @tiaaaron3278 5 лет назад +129

    This franchise should have been left alone after Judgement Day. The only good thing that came out of continuing it was Christian Bale's tantrum on Salvation set.

    • @bbriggs7409
      @bbriggs7409 5 лет назад +1

      Tantrum?

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 5 лет назад +2

      @@bbriggs7409 look it up theres even a song about Christian Bale at a party.

    • @Matt-bg5wg
      @Matt-bg5wg 5 лет назад +8

      Ah yes the Bale Out.

    • @bbriggs7409
      @bbriggs7409 5 лет назад

      @@JarthenGreenmeadow will look it up soon

    • @thatperformer3879
      @thatperformer3879 5 лет назад

      B briggs A DP fucked up repeatedly on set when he continuously walked right into the shot as they were filming Salvation, and Christian Bale began cursing the fuck outta him.

  • @basedcrusader8205
    @basedcrusader8205 5 лет назад +234

    We need "Go away now" and "Nah, it'll be fine" shirts.

    • @SumDumGy
      @SumDumGy 5 лет назад +25

      No “Fuck off, film?”

    • @Bleyst666
      @Bleyst666 5 лет назад +7

      all 3 need to be done, right now!

    • @CrissBluefox
      @CrissBluefox 5 лет назад +3

      I'd include "Don't know!" with the Drinker shrugging at a cop. Lol!

  • @harveypeirson6199
    @harveypeirson6199 Год назад +16

    A Terminator retiring and getting an ordinary human life after completing its mission was a Robot Chicken plot XD

  • @countzero1136
    @countzero1136 5 лет назад +303

    "she needs drugs and supplies to stabilise herself"
    Yeah that pretty much sums up all of Hollyweird these days :(

    • @ToastytheG
      @ToastytheG 5 лет назад

      Yeeeesh. Take it back you bigot:(

    • @conormcdaddyofficialdickri312
      @conormcdaddyofficialdickri312 5 лет назад +5

      All I was thinking was “so do I bitch she ain’t special.” Yeah let’s send a drug addict lesbian back in time to defend us in a broken timeline where every Overpowered enemy was made of liquid metal but sure let’s keep sending back outdated models.
      I think they did this so that the T-DYK3 didn’t seem too overpowered as a protagonist but they failed that. Also Sarah Connor seemed almost displaced in the entire movie. She never felt like she was a major part of the movie.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 5 лет назад

      "These days?" Try "all of its history".

    • @markblum5059
      @markblum5059 5 лет назад

      And the audience.

    • @Whispangle
      @Whispangle 5 лет назад

      @@ToastytheG stfu

  • @0mnicide
    @0mnicide 5 лет назад +225

    I’m already an alchoholic so luckily this movie can’t push me to the bottle.

  • @nunull6427
    @nunull6427 5 лет назад +429

    "I'll be back."
    Feel free to just not.

    • @skunk12
      @skunk12 5 лет назад +10

      I wont. Im never revisiting this franchise.

    • @Eric-lx8hp
      @Eric-lx8hp 5 лет назад +1

      67% on RT ... it's okay

    • @grantorino2325
      @grantorino2325 5 лет назад +3

      LINDA HAMILTON: I'll be back!
      STUDIO EXECUTIVE: Only in a box-set re-release.

    • @ShinkuGouki
      @ShinkuGouki 5 лет назад +2

      The Wokenator

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 5 лет назад +1

      "I'll be back."
      "Yeah, well, I won't be waiting around for when you do."

  • @Odious_One
    @Odious_One Год назад +30

    Robert Patrick's portrayal of the T-1000 was flawless but it is a myth that the T-1000 never blinked. He actually blinks in 2 scenes. The first is when he is questioning the foster parents and the second is when says "say, that's a nice bike" after the Pescadero break-out. He is trying to be as human as possible in those scenes so there is a reason for it. That's me just being a nerd, lol.

  • @esl4058
    @esl4058 3 года назад +674

    Terminator is the only franchise that’s had a trilogy of trilogies cancelled. Salvation was part 1 of a planned trilogy. Cancelled. Genesis was part 1 of a planned trilogy. Cancelled. Dark fate was part 1 of a planned trilogy. All cancelled. That’s genuinely impressive.

    • @WhiteChocolate74
      @WhiteChocolate74 3 года назад +42

      Star Wars isn't far behind

    • @johnmcternan4157
      @johnmcternan4157 3 года назад +79

      They can use this a tagline for the blu ray boxset trilogy. "See together for the first time, A trilogy of failed trilogies"

    • @cretansuperbos2121
      @cretansuperbos2121 2 года назад +37

      I'm only sad about Salvation, but honestly only for the setting. The plot was garbage and Christian Bale could only ham it up so much.

    • @aximusroh6453
      @aximusroh6453 2 года назад +4

      I'll be back

    • @aximusroh6453
      @aximusroh6453 2 года назад +1

      @@WhiteChocolate74 It's worse than that it's dead Dick , dead Dick, dead ........

  • @swamdono
    @swamdono 5 лет назад +413

    Terminator 2019: "Talk to the hand... ... because I identify as an arm"

    • @Chrisheart322
      @Chrisheart322 5 лет назад +6

      @Brian Smith Jesus did you expect a standing ovation?

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 5 лет назад +2

      T800: Talk to the hand...
      ...
      ...
      ...
      Because I identify as a ma'am!

    • @Giantwaspface
      @Giantwaspface 5 лет назад +1

      That got a genuine laugh out of me. Ta muchly.

    • @socksman9968
      @socksman9968 5 лет назад

      *crushes hand*
      "Now"

  • @1nc0gn120
    @1nc0gn120 5 лет назад +285

    I didn't even see the movie and I still want a refund. 😑

    • @RTStx1
      @RTStx1 5 лет назад +7

      Pirate movies it helps with the pain of all these sjw movie disasters, at least the pay thing, the frustrations are still there.

    • @madamebrunhilda5105
      @madamebrunhilda5105 5 лет назад +2

      KrO ah, but the Chinese will pirate this as I type and sell them in Asia for $1. I still won’t watch it. Tired of SJW movies.

  • @jamesdixon6332
    @jamesdixon6332 2 года назад +19

    So sad watching my beloved favorite classics get destroyed by "The Message"

  • @ReticentIndignation
    @ReticentIndignation 4 года назад +860

    Movies today have a different purpose than entertainment.

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 4 года назад +121

      Movies today: Force an agenda
      Movies back then: Entertainment

    • @mikesamuels7392
      @mikesamuels7392 4 года назад +10

      🎯

    • @mikesamuels7392
      @mikesamuels7392 4 года назад +8

      🎯

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 4 года назад +20

      What caused you to *[MAKE A MOVIE]?*
      Money

    • @MannyBrum
      @MannyBrum 4 года назад +9

      No, it's just that people today go online to see what they should think about a movie instead of forming their own judgement.

  • @bgm1975
    @bgm1975 4 года назад +478

    Generic teenage girl....who's actually 33.

    • @themarquisharris
      @themarquisharris 4 года назад +3

      @Ricky Shiffer yea that movie was good. I liked that.

    • @StudioThirtyEight
      @StudioThirtyEight 4 года назад +16

      WAT.

    • @jasoncookman3158
      @jasoncookman3158 4 года назад +8

      Pfffft HAHAHAHAH

    • @danielzerich2179
      @danielzerich2179 4 года назад +7

      STAND AND FIIIGHT!

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 4 года назад +29

      Yeah, it's a scary world when 13 year olds look like their 30, and 30 year olds look like their 13. I miss the good old days of just having kids be kids in movies. Yeah, they were terrible at acting, but at least it felt like they were kids.

  • @thegreatmightyd
    @thegreatmightyd 5 лет назад +135

    When this movie bombs at the box office we will finally have a whole trilogy of failed Terminator trilogies!

    • @bwtrader
      @bwtrader 5 лет назад +11

      Deven Keough a full failure collection

    • @FreeOpenTruth
      @FreeOpenTruth 5 лет назад +14

      Lmao!!! So true! They should have just stuck the first attempt of Salvation, because as time went on during these, we would have finally gotten the actual looking future war film that we have been wanting since T2!!!
      Also the tired formula of sending a Terminator and a protector back in time, would have been OVER!!!

    • @Allangulon
      @Allangulon 5 лет назад +4

      I hope i'm the one who coined the term "Flopinator"!

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 лет назад +5

      Salvation did set up a good premise that should have been expanded upon in later films. It wasn't a bad film as many have pointed out, it was just incomplete. By now we would have been at the epoch of the series where we would have gotten an epic future war and final showdown with skynet, but naa, fuck it, lets just keep doing the same old shtick. Has nobody learned from the mcu? Just listen to the fans and give them what they want dammit!
      Why am I getting a cold shiver down my back thinking about Ghostbusters 3 now? Please God don't let that happen! Please!!!

    • @journey95far49
      @journey95far49 5 лет назад +1

      We can only hope it flops..if it doesnt we will get more of this WOKE trash

  • @Desmo904
    @Desmo904 Год назад +11

    The 'Kick Ass Marine" actress (Janette Goldstein) given as an example of how to play a strong female character (Vasquez in Aliens) just so happened to also be in Terminator 2 as John's Adoptive Mum.

  • @generalsweet8212
    @generalsweet8212 5 лет назад +166

    Never thought I’d see a terminator movie that makes me go, “I think I’m gonna wash this down with Terminator salvation.” And yet, here we are

    • @doodledangernoodle2517
      @doodledangernoodle2517 5 лет назад +18

      Salvation was bad. But I’ll give it credit for attempting a movie about the Future War. And the casting choice for young Kyle Reese was phenomenal. R.I.P. Anton Yelchin.

    • @Everik-ct6pg
      @Everik-ct6pg 5 лет назад +22

      @@doodledangernoodle2517 it's also the only other movie that doesn't recycle the T2 plot

    • @maulcs
      @maulcs 5 лет назад +23

      Salvation was definitely the best of these "sequels".

    • @nortekvox
      @nortekvox 5 лет назад

      @Snails40 amen brah

    • @isshinswordsaint3490
      @isshinswordsaint3490 5 лет назад +2

      Am I the only one that like Salvation.

  • @StonedViper
    @StonedViper 5 лет назад +281

    For 30 years "Only John Connor can save humanity"
    2019 "oops John Connor is dead. It's ok Joan Connor can save us too!!"

    • @SoftExo
      @SoftExo 5 лет назад +12

      Excuse you? Conchita Connor the brave mexican immigrant thank you very much. What do you mean you wanted john, are you afraid of women? ok good, would hate to call you a troll and all manner of ists.

    • @bodenlosedosenhose1590
      @bodenlosedosenhose1590 5 лет назад +3

      Juan Connor who also used to wrestle in the WWE.

    • @raycardlovera2892
      @raycardlovera2892 5 лет назад

      You meant Juana Cortez

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 5 лет назад +1

      @@randomlady6899 LOL! No offense, but, "retro-actively", not "retrospectively". :)

    • @randomlady6899
      @randomlady6899 5 лет назад

      The Ultimate Reductionist thanks for the correction....🙏

  • @slayermill8621
    @slayermill8621 2 года назад +26

    I've seen the original Terminator movie so many times that I could tell just by the electricity surge noise of the T-800 being crushed by Sarah Conner in the clip at the end of the video, that it was the remastered movie clip as opposed to the original. I loved Terminator 1, 2, and found the third installment tolerable because I liked the end. Judgment Day being inevitable and Arnold leading John Conner to a safe bunker to ride out the nuclear war without him knowing was a great twist in my opinion. Everything since has been trash. I had high hopes for Salvation as it took place during the war and Christian Bale playing John Conner seemed like a plus. That plot set up was the movie I wanted to see made since I was a kid who saw Terminator 2 in the theater. I was legitimately pissed off leaving the theater after Salvation, what a fucking dud. Now we get gender fluid terminators and southern border allegory. What a nonsensical cash grab this franchise has become.

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Год назад +1

      T1 is a perfect story and can only be hurt by more exposition. T2 is only good because Cameron had total control of the project. The rest are crap because of Rule #1.

    • @anonygent
      @anonygent Год назад

      I didn't get to see how it played out, but I was pretty happy with the first part of The Sarah Connor Chronicles. There was just one continuity error that bugged me, the head of the Terminator going forward in time with them. It's well established from the first movie that only living things can go through the portal.

  • @joshwah1427
    @joshwah1427 4 года назад +1018

    "I cannot self destruct... I must find a wife and never let her touch me..."

    • @dmitricarabetchi4269
      @dmitricarabetchi4269 3 года назад +37

      That sounds like a logical plan, tbh

    • @dmitricarabetchi4269
      @dmitricarabetchi4269 3 года назад +100

      @Joona Hautala no I mean finding a wife who never touches you sounds like a legit self-destruct plan to me

    • @kossettereaditte7552
      @kossettereaditte7552 3 года назад +19

      Yeah, that whole plot point was so dumb

    • @muscleman3478
      @muscleman3478 3 года назад +86

      instead of his wife touching him, he sure had fun with the house keeper instead.

    • @andreaa.1393
      @andreaa.1393 3 года назад +17

      @@muscleman3478 😂😂

  • @LordVVar
    @LordVVar 5 лет назад +503

    "God I hate movies today"
    "Go away now!"
    should be a shirt

    • @BlueMonk25
      @BlueMonk25 5 лет назад +7

      Nah...it'll be fine

    • @michaelsiders8973
      @michaelsiders8973 5 лет назад +2

      "Silence, film"

    • @TerminvsEst
      @TerminvsEst 5 лет назад +1

      @James Bluhm JJ Abrams
      D&D
      Bob Iger
      Alex Kurtzman
      Damon Lindelof
      All give Jewish people a bad name.

    • @sageimac3168
      @sageimac3168 5 лет назад +1

      Yes - Drinker, you need to offer t-shirts.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 5 лет назад

      @@TerminvsEst Dungeons & Dragons is not Jewish... it's Austrian, AUAUAAUGHGAUGHAUGH!

  • @analogworms
    @analogworms 5 лет назад +1204

    I love the fact that these feminist woke movies are so empowering for women that even women avoid them like the plague.
    Well done SJW Hollywood.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 года назад +130

      It's almost as if most people really don't care about the political standing of a bunch of rich filmmakers, but rather want to see good movies.

    • @megan7788
      @megan7788 4 года назад +90

      😂😂😂 I don't think we need to be empowered by fictional characters when there's thousands of real life females, dealing with real life problems and solving them not thanks to luck and unrealistic script but work and dedication.
      I personally don't care about characters gender, everyone can be inspired or impressed by positive actions of someone. No matter their skin color, age or sex.

    • @inblackestnight9256
      @inblackestnight9256 4 года назад +24

      @@megan7788 Thank you for that Megan. Stay healthy out there!

    • @megan7788
      @megan7788 4 года назад +17

      @@inblackestnight9256 thanks, you too!

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 4 года назад +47

      When you try that hard to be woke; it ain't woke.
      Terminator 1 and 2 were woke without even trying, before the concept even existed. Sarah Connor was badass all the way through, without any agenda pushing or man-bashing. That's what "woke" movies should aim for, not... this.

  • @jordanschlansky4093
    @jordanschlansky4093 Год назад +75

    "female dick weaving to establish who's the stronger strong female character" - This one had me dead 😂

  • @bummpy7457
    @bummpy7457 5 лет назад +410

    when john died the only other person in the theatre shouted "bruh"

    • @conormcdaddyofficialdickri312
      @conormcdaddyofficialdickri312 5 лет назад +30

      sir dynamite that was leaked a long time ago. Normally I don’t listen to leaks but this movie looked like dog shit from the start. I saw some spoilers and leaks and was almost shocked of how bad I thought it would be. I sucked it up and bought the movie anyways and went to go see it with my wife who also thought it was shit.

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 5 лет назад +5

      @@conormcdaddyofficialdickri312 I didn't know it was a thing till after the movie came out

    • @conormcdaddyofficialdickri312
      @conormcdaddyofficialdickri312 5 лет назад +9

      Jimmy Turner as soon as you watch a trailer, if you think the movie is going to be shit and are second guessing buying it.. look up some reviews / spoilers.
      I’m usually not shocked which is disappointing to say the least. Only movie I was dead wrong about was The Joker with Joaquin Phoenix. I thought it didn’t look convincing and I thought it just looked weird. Went and watched the movie and he was an amazing Joker.
      Movies like this that require CGI, mostly action based movies are really hit or miss these days.
      I didn’t enjoy the movie. My youngest kid liked it but he’s into anything that makes shit go boom. Kind of sad for me though. I’m an OG terminator fan lol I watched the second one with my dad... this new film was more or less trying to just draw in new fans, not keep the ones that have been here for 25 years who bought the movie anyways.

    • @cdmcmxcvi1249
      @cdmcmxcvi1249 5 лет назад +6

      almost pooped sitting here laughing at this

    • @ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin
      @ItPutsTheLotionOnItsSkin 5 лет назад +2

      @@conormcdaddyofficialdickri312 It's partly because of plebs like you that Hollywood still make enough money from this absolute shite so they can continue doing it. Same thing with the Star Wars morons that know it will be shit but still go because hurr durr Star Wars. Then you all bitch about it being shit when you've just gave them your money to make more of the same shit. Ludicrous.

  • @AsakuraAvan
    @AsakuraAvan 5 лет назад +182

    Every female characters in this movie seem to try hard on looking and acting bad ass than being personable and relatable. Seems to be the trend with all the female led movies these days.

  • @UnitSe7en
    @UnitSe7en 5 лет назад +154

    (Rejected) alternate titles:
    Terminator: Inclusivity Festival
    Terminator: Border Enforcement
    Terminator: We're So Old Now
    Terminator: Generic Adventure
    Terminator: The Search For More Money
    Terminator: Sarah Connor Is Now Your Mum
    Terminator: I Used To Know This Really Hot Club Called Technoir Man I Miss The 80's
    Terminator: Magical Mystery Retcon Tour
    Terminator: Robots Need Love, Too
    Terminator: No Fate -But What We Make-
    Terminator: War Never Changes
    Terminator: It's All Fucking Pointless

    • @theformulated1
      @theformulated1 5 лет назад +4

      Alternate??? More like upcoming..lol

    • @thewanderingartists
      @thewanderingartists 5 лет назад +5

      Terminator: Her- minator chronicles
      Terminator: people of color

    • @PongPogPonderan
      @PongPogPonderan 5 лет назад +3

      Terminator: Can We Not?

    • @IRISHSALTMINER61
      @IRISHSALTMINER61 5 лет назад +1

      UnitSe7en Terminator: Race war.... “I’ll be Black!” “Homo you won’t!!”

    • @kaitlynnnguyen8693
      @kaitlynnnguyen8693 5 лет назад +5

      You forgot
      Terminator: Geriatric Adventures

  • @jdudleyh
    @jdudleyh 2 года назад +10

    My favorite part of the movie is how the transport plane is broken into two pieces (with very different trajectories), a vehicle falls out (with a parachute), and a couple of terminators. Despite traveling across a vast area at great speed, not only do all of the parts/contents of the plane happen to land within 100 yards of each other, but they happen to land on the Hoover Dam.... Not just near the Hoover Dam, but actually the parachuted Humvee lands directly on the Hoover Dam (pretty much dead center on the span as well).
    I'm willing to give some leeway and suspend my disbelief to some degree, but this is about the most distracting sequence since the Fast and the Furious 6's endless runway fight where the sequence rolled out at very high speeds for 13+ minutes. That's one, very long, straight runway. Over 5 times the longest runway in the world.
    It's amazing how really bad this movie is, even from a mindless action movie aspect.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 5 лет назад +316

    John Conner is terminated less than a minute into this film, that’s all the reason any fan needs to not even bother with this and to put it bluntly it’s TLJ of the Terminator Saga.

    • @Roper122
      @Roper122 5 лет назад

      Uh oh... that's it

    • @djohanson99
      @djohanson99 5 лет назад +7

      woah, john connor dies. wtf, yep, as you say, why even go to see granpa termintor. ruined my day now!!! :(

    • @sammielovessophie9519
      @sammielovessophie9519 5 лет назад +16

      There is no Terminator without John Connor.

    • @DM-qd7gw
      @DM-qd7gw 5 лет назад +5

      @xXZiplockXx False. Rogue is incorrect for one reason.
      No transgendered terminator in the plot line, thus making his statement/idea racist.

    • @BillC-64
      @BillC-64 5 лет назад +17

      It's worse that you think. Non other than James Cameron has said in interviews that he HATES when sequels kill off main characters people like from previous movies for no reason. This was his response on Alien 3 when they killed off of his characters from Aliens. So, for him to approve the killing of John Conner right at the start, means he's just pissing on the fans at this point and does not give a shit as long as he gets a political correct new movie.

  • @pablox5408
    @pablox5408 5 лет назад +119

    Robert Patrick once said ''I would never be the T-1000 again'', that's a wise guy.

    • @Zerofightervi
      @Zerofightervi 5 лет назад +9

      Technically a lie, he played it in two cameos, one in Wayne's World the other in The Last Action Hero.

    •  5 лет назад +2

      I forget: did they ever put a joke about the super-soldiers in 'x-files' when Robert was on it?

    • @Zerofightervi
      @Zerofightervi 5 лет назад

      @ Not sure about that one.

    • @pablox5408
      @pablox5408 5 лет назад +12

      @@Zerofightervi Cameos don't count.

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 5 лет назад +1

      @@pablox5408 that's a copout

  • @captaindeep5946
    @captaindeep5946 3 года назад +798

    So in the two attempts at re-boots, they have John be the main villain of one and killed him off as a kid in the other....jeez I wonder why they failed

    • @srikrishna2561
      @srikrishna2561 3 года назад +35

      Genisys didn't fail at the box office.
      Dark fate did.
      Also John was cool as a villain. He was Better than T3 Adult John.

    • @ram76921
      @ram76921 3 года назад +64

      @@srikrishna2561 if they didn’t tell people in the trailer that John became a machine and even cut the beginning scene out where he was attacked when Kyle was sent back, it would been a good shock to the audience when he showed up and is revealed as a machine.

    • @srikrishna2561
      @srikrishna2561 3 года назад +10

      @@ram76921 Exactly. 👍

    • @srikrishna2561
      @srikrishna2561 3 года назад +3

      @Jimbo Bimbo Why ?

    • @somejew9163
      @somejew9163 3 года назад +23

      @@srikrishna2561 How you reveal a bad guy, is just as important as how your bad guy is portrayed in the rest of the film.
      Thanos is a good example of a strong introduction, paired with a really good portrayal.
      Ultron is a good example of a strong introduction, but a poor portrayal throughout the rest of the movie.

  • @scribblermerlin
    @scribblermerlin 2 года назад +11

    I love how you kept showing clips from the other Terminator movies that mirrored Dark Fate, but were so much better!!! I was laughing so hard at that!!!

  • @SilverAxe13
    @SilverAxe13 4 года назад +348

    I am so glad this movie bombed financially. They absolutely earned it.

    • @DaScorpionSting
      @DaScorpionSting 4 года назад +35

      I’d say it got terminated.

    • @Jbl-rr8wv
      @Jbl-rr8wv 4 года назад +8

      @@DaScorpionSting since you got no reply i gotchu HAHAHAH FUNNY

  • @zeronova1484
    @zeronova1484 5 лет назад +253

    This is like a thousand times more entertaining than the actual movie.

    • @ConnorMcCartney95
      @ConnorMcCartney95 5 лет назад

      Not really. The movie is pretty entertaining.

    • @ConnorMcCartney95
      @ConnorMcCartney95 5 лет назад

      @B4 freedomfighter how was it the cringiest? Terminator 3 and Genisys had much worse moments. Both of those talk to the hand scenes in T3 and the TX making it's tits bigger.

    • @gigikent3358
      @gigikent3358 5 лет назад +8

      @@drzaious8136 he gives them nicknames because the characters aren't fully fledged out and simply uninteresting. I didn't hear him calling linda's character granny and Arnold character some nickname because he respects them. The movie doesn't respect the older characters and even shit's on T1 and T2 . How can you respect a movie that made a terminator retire, enjoy his pension and form a family? Is this aimed at kids , cause if it tries to be for grownups, that's just laughable.

  • @shadowvessel
    @shadowvessel 5 лет назад +182

    "Because Arnold's died more times in these movies than Sean Bean" 😂 Yeah, I hate movies now days, too

  • @KutWrite
    @KutWrite 2 года назад +5

    wow. Gladi I didn't waste my time on that one.
    Funny you mentioned Jenette Goldstein as "Vasquez" in "Aliens." i was surprised to find that she also played John's mother in T2.

  • @SlipKnighT09
    @SlipKnighT09 3 года назад +192

    My question... How does this have an 82% audience rating on rotten tomatoes when nearly everybody hated it? I smell B.S.

    • @thekiller7994
      @thekiller7994 3 года назад +29

      Payed critics

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu 3 года назад +6

      Payed? PAYÉD? O lálá, a Frenchman! 😂

    • @oneandonlysound99
      @oneandonlysound99 3 года назад +4

      And what is the point of those lies (by the website) anymore when it's a total failure/bomb/no sequel happening? Like give it up, it's not captain marvel who is probably getting two sequels, or even wonder woman 1984 (also total trash, and I absolutely loved the first one and her other DCEU appearances). Also, Ww84 and woke fate paint the same picture: reviews comparing to greatness, only to actually be comparable to the worst (WW84 is not richard donner superman, it's the awful 4th film, woke fate is not the best since T2, it's probably the most bad of them all)

    • @mudsplitter
      @mudsplitter 3 года назад +3

      I thought you were joking... RT = 70% critics, 82% audience, IMDB = 6.2. How? At least Meta Critic has it at a 3.9 user score... Other than buying reviews or using bots, I do not think there is any way this movie scores over the equivalent of a 4/10.

    • @texasbeast239
      @texasbeast239 3 года назад +20

      Skynet.
      I mean Genisys.
      Doh! Legion.
      Aw, fuck off, film!

  • @fcukugimmeausername
    @fcukugimmeausername 5 лет назад +238

    Did you know: Vasquez from Aliens is the same actor that played the foster-mother in T2.

    • @trooperturner
      @trooperturner 5 лет назад +18

      She was also the chick with kids i titanic that died

    • @flexmcpee
      @flexmcpee 5 лет назад +8

      Holy shit of course! How did I miss that one!!!

    • @solomonallen3524
      @solomonallen3524 5 лет назад +7

      She was also the female officer in lethal weapon 2 who was killed while diving into the swimming pool

    • @batchagaloopytv5816
      @batchagaloopytv5816 5 лет назад +1

      Johnny FIVE_5 no thats maria conchita alonzo but A for effort

    • @moonpatrol9717
      @moonpatrol9717 5 лет назад +3

      if she'd kept her smart gun things would have turned out differently for her in T2

  • @JackFrostIsHere
    @JackFrostIsHere 5 лет назад +447

    Terminator 3 : "I screwed up big time"
    Terminator Salvation : "Nah, I've done worse"
    Terminator Genisys : "Ha! Ha! Remember me?"
    Terminator Dark Fate : "Hold my dead John Connor"

    • @ebi_tempura
      @ebi_tempura 5 лет назад +21

      T2: uncontrollable screaming

    • @MrAtroncoso
      @MrAtroncoso 5 лет назад +23

      The Terminator: How hard is it to write a Future War story conclusion?

    • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
      @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 5 лет назад +54

      @@ebi_tempura to be fair, Salvation was interesting from a narrative standpoint.

    • @CarmineKar98K
      @CarmineKar98K 5 лет назад +38

      Everything before Genisys is ok in my book.

    • @handsomest1
      @handsomest1 5 лет назад +1

      Jack Frost u gae or just unfunny?

  • @humanvideosponge4529
    @humanvideosponge4529 2 года назад +12

    Cameron has very good instincts but he's a gambler (meaning his style is that he doesn't know how to not take huge risks) and he paints with bold colors. When he does that and it works, it works extremely well and he comes off as a genius. But sooner or later, risk taking comes back to bite you.

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 11 месяцев назад

      Cameron hates what the did to his characters in alien 3 but it’s okay to kill j c what a dumb ass hypocrite

    • @theyellowarchitect4504
      @theyellowarchitect4504 6 месяцев назад +1

      not a single good movie from him in decades. Maybe it was just luck, or the people he worked with, which made the movies great.

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions Месяц назад

      He sold out hard to to push the message, and never looked back. It hasn't been safe to make a good movie for a long time, but he continues to cash in and coast by on his reputation from the 90s.

  • @operatus1
    @operatus1 5 лет назад +318

    "Hey Janelle did you see Dark Fate?"
    "Yes honey it was amazing"
    "Your foster parents are dead"

  • @BobbyL80123
    @BobbyL80123 5 лет назад +319

    A Terminator that grows a conscious and named himself Carl was about as ridiculous as it gets.

    • @brosephh7130
      @brosephh7130 5 лет назад +38

      It’s beyond cringe, I can’t take it. So glad i watched spoilers before wasting my time. Injecting Arnold this way, just for cheap nostalgia and nothing else is laughable. He’s too old and out of shape to portray the character in any meaningful way. I think 1984 Terminator was the best. The combination of sci fi, noir and even horror. It was dark, gritty and intense. I’ll never forget the scene in the 1984 Terminator when the Terminator first appeared. It was dark, magical and foreboding .Compare that to the current Arnold in this film. 😖 The idea of a Terminator taking on civilian family life destroys what we’ve learned about them.
      “He can’t be bargained with, he can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel remorse, or pity or fear, and he absolutely will not stop, until you are dead.”

    • @adamhamilton5294
      @adamhamilton5294 5 лет назад +20

      Next up a xenomorph finds a consiance and renames as barny , opens an ice-cream company and feeds ducks on the weekend

    • @donpatchey3178
      @donpatchey3178 5 лет назад

      @@brosephh7130 you kinda messed up kyle reese words but i do get the point..lol

    • @donpatchey3178
      @donpatchey3178 5 лет назад +1

      @@brosephh7130 They can't be bargain with they can't be reasoned with they don't feel pity or remorse or fear and the absolutely will not stop ever until you're dead

    • @lillowh6126
      @lillowh6126 5 лет назад

      Bobby Liang that sounds fucking cool 😂

  • @card969
    @card969 4 года назад +272

    This is just the terminator version of ghostbusters 2016.

    • @voluntaryismistheanswer
      @voluntaryismistheanswer 4 года назад +4

      It came up on autoplay after that, lol. I'm on a 'tearing apart shit movies I was wise enough to avoid the first time' review marathon, and considering I am both an experienced cinephile and a virgin to Rocky movies, this could go on for days 🍿

    • @allangray6764
      @allangray6764 4 года назад +5

      Ghostbusters was way worse

    • @aracuscesar
      @aracuscesar 4 года назад

      put in there the last resident evil movie too

    • @eugenesutherland7185
      @eugenesutherland7185 3 года назад

      @@allangray6764 Because....women?
      I mean, this was bad. But the Ghostbusters reboot was SO much worse.

    • @binbasesatoktayyldran5236
      @binbasesatoktayyldran5236 3 года назад

      @@eugenesutherland7185 I actually think this is worse then Ghost Busters reboot but that's just a witch one is worse question.

  • @satyavasinstokes6824
    @satyavasinstokes6824 13 дней назад +1

    Only just seen this review even though I listen out for the CD.
    What an incredible review! I’m quite blown away with how his knowledge of film and film making as well as plot, myth, characterisation and continuity are woven together whilst at the same time he is channeling justified anger and frustration with the current banality and awful loss of real creativity and originality in cinema. This stonking review is a creative outpouring and holds his and our anger and despair to make this monologue a work of art!
    Thank you CD and have a wee dram on me 🙏