EATEN ALIVE by Sea Lamprey!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @BraveWilderness
    @BraveWilderness  3 года назад +851

    Are you curious to learn more about sea lamprey and how this devastating invasive species is controlled? Visit the Great Lakes Fishery Commission website (www.glfc.int) and follow on Facebook & Twitter (@LampreyControl)!

  • @j2me991
    @j2me991 4 года назад +5356

    Scientist: Brings T-rex back to life
    Coyote: Let's enter the bite zone!!!

    • @brodoodtv8343
      @brodoodtv8343 4 года назад +203

      Trex:NUM NUM NUM TASTY
      Mark: are you ok?
      Coyote:AHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @angelsong1258
      @angelsong1258 4 года назад +29

      @@brodoodtv8343 AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @kogothecrew6356
      @kogothecrew6356 4 года назад +25

      This is so true

    • @dashsmash12345
      @dashsmash12345 4 года назад +22

      This is actually so true

    • @dartthenightlight3840
      @dartthenightlight3840 4 года назад +14

      The T rex probably wont eat him. The T rex will probably ignore him beacause hes so small.

  • @haphyy
    @haphyy 4 года назад +550

    Coyote: *Puts arms right next to sea lamprey*
    Sea lamprey: Wow this glass tastes amazing!

  • @nill9938
    @nill9938 4 года назад +3896

    Brave wilderness: *gets bite/attacked/stung by something *
    The doctors: this guy again?

  • @imaginewt9616
    @imaginewt9616 2 года назад +258

    Coyote: I am full of warm, delicious blood. Come and get me
    Lampreys: *G L A S S*

    • @cyanhat656
      @cyanhat656 5 месяцев назад +4

      Mmmmm, glass so good😊

  • @TheeRighteousOnee
    @TheeRighteousOnee 4 года назад +2029

    Coyote: *Sticks arms in tank*
    Lamprey: "Meh"

    • @ShushiSniper
      @ShushiSniper 4 года назад +28

      Lamprey 2: How many other animals tried to eat him and failed? We bother trying...

    • @rdsaplala
      @rdsaplala 4 года назад +5

      talk about lampreys i got bite by that bye peeps

    • @user-ll9qu8fb3i
      @user-ll9qu8fb3i 4 года назад +14

      Fish:*passes by*
      Lamprey:For me?

    • @zsazsadeguzman5633
      @zsazsadeguzman5633 4 года назад +8

      Lamprey belike:ima eat the glass instead

    • @sui-machi
      @sui-machi 4 года назад +4

      Yoww spoiler

  • @dingdawng
    @dingdawng 4 года назад +813

    Coyote: *trying his best to enduce a bite*
    Lamprey: Yo this dude chill let's not bite him.

    • @snailsinker5142
      @snailsinker5142 4 года назад +21

      Lamprey: bruh chill what is wrong with you

    • @Just_Another_Wandering_User
      @Just_Another_Wandering_User 4 года назад +4

      Also other lamprey: Yeah, lets chill tho, seems a good man * ignores the bad lamprey *

    • @plantgang8738
      @plantgang8738 4 года назад

      Lamprey:guys dont give him content

  • @nciomaybe
    @nciomaybe 4 года назад +1363

    Coyote Peterson: They look hungry! So that's why i'm about to stick my hand into a tank full of them!

    • @Vertigue
      @Vertigue 4 года назад +13

      Sarcasm 109

    • @alex_mcqq
      @alex_mcqq 4 года назад +15

      they wont bite humans. Our blood is too hot anyways.

    • @louieb918
      @louieb918 4 года назад +7

      He truely is the next Crocodipe Hunter

    • @therealk1j34
      @therealk1j34 4 года назад +7

      I read it in his voice 😂

    • @duckgo8755
      @duckgo8755 4 года назад +6

      In the name of Science!

  • @ETHANWXCHASING
    @ETHANWXCHASING 2 года назад +248

    Let's all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this man put his arm into a tank full of eldritch horrors just for us to watch and be entertained by from the comfort of our beds and couches.

    • @lemmy4965
      @lemmy4965 2 года назад +6

      Jokes on you, im watching this standing up!

    • @lilygonzalier4076
      @lilygonzalier4076 2 года назад

      Best comment

    • @dreamcat1771
      @dreamcat1771 2 года назад

      Rip...

    • @formersamonellaclone
      @formersamonellaclone 2 года назад +2

      Lampreys may look terrifying at first but it's not like they deliberately try to kill humans (It's the same thing with literally any other carnivorous animal, they're actually more scared of you than you are of it). Ngl, lampreys are freaky little sea noodles.

    • @ShrEksCheEsyToeS
      @ShrEksCheEsyToeS Год назад

      So? I know but it's not that deep

  • @Smurdy1
    @Smurdy1 4 года назад +2405

    Him: unless you are a fish, you’ve got nothing that worry about
    Fish: you know we watch your videos, right?

  • @rafaelhanusia
    @rafaelhanusia 4 года назад +1969

    "I'm Coyote Peterson, and i-"
    Sea Lamprey : "Dude, cmon, go inside, and let's succ da glass togetha"

  • @kingoftheoutergodsazathoth381
    @kingoftheoutergodsazathoth381 4 года назад +2497

    Coyote: puts his arms into the lamprey infested waters
    Lamprey: swim swim ignore
    Coyote: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @illuminati6578
    @illuminati6578 3 года назад +41

    This man : plz take my blood plz
    Lamprey:No I like glass now ,get lose

  • @jlparker4204
    @jlparker4204 4 года назад +480

    *_Pushes hands further_*
    Him: Wow that’s crazy!
    Me: No no no. You. You’re crazy

  • @natellhyleam967
    @natellhyleam967 4 года назад +2763

    He has been on lots of adventures and hasn't died yet this guy is a legend

  • @lasher6049
    @lasher6049 4 года назад +1739

    Coyote: “come this is good blood right here 🩸 “
    Lamprey: *hmmm yes, the glass here is made out of glass*

  • @Pluh_333
    @Pluh_333 3 года назад +12

    3:53 I love how this one sea lamprey backs away from the camera

  • @rion7720
    @rion7720 4 года назад +357

    Coyote: "Cmon, guys this is good blood!"
    Also coyote: been bitten by, leeches, bullet ant, and a gila monster, etc

  • @georgiakc9
    @georgiakc9 4 года назад +547

    “This is good blood right here”
    Dude it’s so full of venom they’re probably scared away lmao

  • @ilovetaylorswift27
    @ilovetaylorswift27 4 года назад +877

    The sea lamprey are like “Nah, he’s got too much venom in his blood”

    • @jacobhessig7017
      @jacobhessig7017 4 года назад +18

      good it it was funny

    • @dartthenightlight3840
      @dartthenightlight3840 4 года назад +14

      Good, not a
      *coyote: gets killed*
      *mark: how did tat feel?*
      This one is actually funny.

    • @tacticalfall4505
      @tacticalfall4505 4 года назад +3

      @@jacobhessig7017 underrated (especially at this rate of only 200 likes in 7 hours)

    • @ethoraptor9479
      @ethoraptor9479 4 года назад +1

      Lol I thought the same thing

    • @jamesbolo5541
      @jamesbolo5541 4 года назад +1

      your riht

  • @heatherberry640
    @heatherberry640 3 года назад +19

    This show proves being more afraid of people than any dangerous animal is definitely validated!

    • @megapulsar9244
      @megapulsar9244 Год назад

      Let's just make sure to stay afraid of dangerous animals for the longest time.

  • @CltDanny
    @CltDanny 4 года назад +671

    teacher: ok kids wat do u wanna do when ur older
    young coyote: i wanna get bitten and stung by every species!!!

    • @carl_7606
      @carl_7606 4 года назад +17

      Teacher: w-what

    • @2bee103
      @2bee103 4 года назад +25

      Coyote: Now BITE me teacher!!

    • @zack_1476
      @zack_1476 4 года назад +8

      @@2bee103 NO-

    • @jdisjwksn
      @jdisjwksn 4 года назад +5

      Coyote son: i wanna get bitten every species of plant

    • @suckyamudda9797
      @suckyamudda9797 4 года назад +1

      @Goat 0 the venus fly trap does lol thats the only bitting plant ik lol😂

  • @Zaintrix
    @Zaintrix 4 года назад +1685

    Coyote: **discussing eveything to us**
    sea lamprey: ignore him. lets stick on the wall like spiderman.

    • @baljeet3514
      @baljeet3514 4 года назад +2

      Ur soo cool

    • @son1c360
      @son1c360 4 года назад +3

      C'mon mahn...say spoiler alert

    • @HoldAShoe
      @HoldAShoe 4 года назад +9

      Lamprey man lamprey man does whatever a lamprey can

    • @yeetmaster9374
      @yeetmaster9374 4 года назад +1

      @@HoldAShoe DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME

    • @Zaintrix
      @Zaintrix 4 года назад +2

      @@yeetmaster9374 lol

  • @HollowAfraid
    @HollowAfraid 4 года назад +3118

    Alternate title: Man desperately pleads for gigantic leeches to devour him.

    • @sld_gloccem
      @sld_gloccem 4 года назад +15

      Better🤣🎯

    • @anilbhagat1749
      @anilbhagat1749 4 года назад +26

      he's like invincible

    • @alsozhou6050
      @alsozhou6050 4 года назад +6

      Yess

    • @cxrl8018
      @cxrl8018 4 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @Tony-dh7mz
      @Tony-dh7mz 4 года назад +18

      Alternate title: "More Balls than Brains, Abused by Wildlife, the Coyote Peterson Story"

  • @spork_rec_room
    @spork_rec_room Год назад +6

    Coyote:Hey heres some blood!
    Sea lamprey: glass
    Coyote:STOP EATING THE FREAKING GLASS

  • @jaxonrice3584
    @jaxonrice3584 4 года назад +1988

    They aren’t kidding when they say “BRAVE” wilderness

    • @Hamfam222
      @Hamfam222 4 года назад +9

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @ZeroYami
      @ZeroYami 4 года назад +23

      More like fearless wilderness

    • @nathalyhowareyou2975
      @nathalyhowareyou2975 4 года назад +6

      Yea

    • @sn3akydna314
      @sn3akydna314 4 года назад +5

      Really dude literally no risk associated with what he’s doing dudesb

    • @kingrz075
      @kingrz075 4 года назад +6

      @@ZeroYami that’s literally the same thing

  • @Cryfield1999
    @Cryfield1999 4 года назад +3142

    Man the other insects might have been more painful, but this was for me personally the hardest one to watch so far

    • @snaggercombo9031
      @snaggercombo9031 4 года назад +68

      Me too I could not watch this but I did anyways

    • @jasonalcatraz5817
      @jasonalcatraz5817 4 года назад +109

      It's the anticipation.
      With all the bites and stings, we KNOW that he's gonna get stung. We know he'll take that stinger and shove it in him if he must.
      And it's only one bug. But here, we have no idea if one of these parasites are gonna actually take a chunk out of him or not. And there's just a hundred of them slurping around in there, gods know if his arms become swiss cheese.

    • @oktobercute3579
      @oktobercute3579 4 года назад +96

      It's something about their looks... I hate those mouths they have, it gives me the creeps

    • @Cryfield1999
      @Cryfield1999 4 года назад +14

      @@jasonalcatraz5817 Word.

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 4 года назад +12

      For me the giant desert centipede was the worst.

  • @elenazkarate5680
    @elenazkarate5680 3 года назад +726

    This is the guy how would fall in a pit of lava and be like "as you can see the lava is burning my skin"

    • @braedynalmanza8948
      @braedynalmanza8948 3 года назад +44

      He’d be calmly explaining it at the same time too lol

    • @zerolovesslipknot
      @zerolovesslipknot 3 года назад +33

      “it’s quite painful, and as i mentioned before, don’t do this at home”

    • @marosen9260
      @marosen9260 3 года назад +7

      You wont sink in lava so he would be able to give some facts!

    • @samsfinest5598
      @samsfinest5598 3 года назад +2

      And god dang it if we don’t love him for it

    • @lydiacraig9358
      @lydiacraig9358 3 года назад +1

      Ya

  • @davidnissim589
    @davidnissim589 3 года назад +22

    This guy definitely doesn't clickbait

  • @grogalien4546
    @grogalien4546 4 года назад +794

    Coyote: “oh no there gonna bite me!”
    Lampreys: *GLASS* 🥵

    • @uddaestrella4415
      @uddaestrella4415 4 года назад +48

      They're glass simps

    • @straypaimon
      @straypaimon 4 года назад +10

      @@uddaestrella4415 lmao

    • @sjrjfndn
      @sjrjfndn 4 года назад +1

      🥶🥶🥶

    • @joviviz
      @joviviz 4 года назад +13

      That glass be lookin fresh tho 🥴🥵

    • @hatedray
      @hatedray 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

  • @AntsCanada
    @AntsCanada 4 года назад +6237

    Ugh... Thank goodness!!! They freak me out! So worm-like! 🤮

    • @wolfpack-qq8nr
      @wolfpack-qq8nr 4 года назад +50

      Love ya video s

    • @AliSaleh-vx1dw
      @AliSaleh-vx1dw 4 года назад +41

      Yo I looked at dis ad said:ANTS CANADA!

    • @AliSaleh-vx1dw
      @AliSaleh-vx1dw 4 года назад +39

      Didn't know that ants Canada watches coyotes vids

    • @redpanda991
      @redpanda991 4 года назад +28

      OMG AntsCanada I love your vids!!!!! I hope all the ant queens are doing good!!!!

    • @yuehaowu
      @yuehaowu 4 года назад +12

      Lol your here nobody knows.

  • @Alkalus
    @Alkalus 4 года назад +276

    Lampreys: *exist*
    Coyote: C'mon, I have good blood.
    Lampreys: _Well now I am not doing it._

    • @ihavetubes
      @ihavetubes 4 года назад +4

      Lampreys: exist
      Coyote: C'mon, I have good blood.
      Lamprey: well see about that! lets start sucking bois!
      Lamprey: This mans blood taste like blowfish!

    • @brodoodtv8343
      @brodoodtv8343 4 года назад +2

      But when they do they get poisoned and die because that mans blood is half venom

  • @SkyChaserCom
    @SkyChaserCom 2 года назад +46

    This guy is awesome and daring to prove or debunk many myths about all kinds of predators. Great channel!

  • @awakendreamer8841
    @awakendreamer8841 4 года назад +1378

    Coyote: *Touches the lampreys*
    Lampreys: *"Haven't You Heard Of Personal Space?"*

  • @GVM69
    @GVM69 4 года назад +578

    Coyote:
    Puts arm in
    Lamprey:
    Oi, lads dont hurt him
    He's been through a lot

  • @MatthewSchooley94
    @MatthewSchooley94 4 года назад +1163

    Fun fact: these things killed King Henry I of England. Not by sucking his blood, oh no; Henry ate too many of them and died after taking a laxative!

    • @thegreatlordcthulhu9852
      @thegreatlordcthulhu9852 4 года назад +157

      So it was the toilet that killed him? I knew it! Those toilets had it out for us from the very beginning. Watch your asses mates!

    • @obthrasher1330
      @obthrasher1330 4 года назад +27

      What is laxative

    • @krzysztofmaciolek5589
      @krzysztofmaciolek5589 4 года назад +42

      @@obthrasher1330 something which makes it easier for you to poo

    • @chavisdiedtrich
      @chavisdiedtrich 4 года назад +13

      Wow🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

    • @drew73337
      @drew73337 4 года назад +8

      Lol

  • @Zahnermc
    @Zahnermc 2 месяца назад +1

    6:16 “Never place any body part into an aquarium with dangerous animals.” YES SIR 💀

  • @SweatyHdans
    @SweatyHdans 4 года назад +498

    20 years later: I'm coyote Peterson, and I'm about to enter to bite zone, with the giant mechanic trex

    • @jaxkreller342
      @jaxkreller342 4 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @solveigsvendsen8040
      @solveigsvendsen8040 4 года назад +14

      looking forvard to it man

    • @lunar7237
      @lunar7237 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @farovail6838
      @farovail6838 4 года назад +11

      20 years later: lets go to Jurassic Park and get stung by a giant sea scorpion!

    • @estabonjay
      @estabonjay 4 года назад +2

      👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @extra2071
    @extra2071 4 года назад +340

    Coyote:**calmly talks about being alive**
    Coyote:**gets eaten alive and is calm**
    My anxiety**is unexplainable**

  • @temshop3193
    @temshop3193 4 года назад +449

    Me at the beach
    Seaweed: **brushes against my leg**
    What i thought it was: *S E A L A M P R E Y*

    • @sergioruiz9139
      @sergioruiz9139 4 года назад +4

      Sergio

    • @joaquinmiguelesteves4626
      @joaquinmiguelesteves4626 4 года назад +4

      Same thats why i dont like going on the beach bc of the seaweed it always make me scared and a whole of the beach

    • @blastemaston8709
      @blastemaston8709 4 года назад +1

      I might have felt a sea lamprey instead of a eel in the water of the beach (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)🤮

    • @__4rtemis
      @__4rtemis 4 года назад +1

      Oh hey look we both inosuke :D

    • @sunjungnam980
      @sunjungnam980 4 года назад +1

      @@blastemaston8709 haha at least your flesh wansnt shred apart and your blood sucked alive

  • @intelligentspeculator7327
    @intelligentspeculator7327 2 года назад +11

    There is a scary scene in the tv show The Borgias, possibly the most gruesome in the series, where the king of Naples is thrown into a river with several lampreys and they destroy his body in a matter of seconds. Considering this and the fact that river lampreys are not even that big, that scene may have been complete bs.

  • @THECRUSADER024
    @THECRUSADER024 4 года назад +233

    hes officially gone crazy by putting his hands in a tank of nope

  • @shellyfengler4009
    @shellyfengler4009 4 года назад +246

    Next episode-
    “Im coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the bite zone with a great white shark”

  • @GreatOldOne9866
    @GreatOldOne9866 4 года назад +408

    Xenomorph species: actually exists
    Coyote: I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to enter the probe zone with the Facehugger.

  • @janecsc830
    @janecsc830 3 года назад +2

    Coyote: OHHHHH JUST DRINK MY BLOOD!
    Sea lamprey: Ay man this glass be makin my mouth yummed up. Want some?

  • @cruchinggo4678
    @cruchinggo4678 4 года назад +339

    Cayote: *touches the Sea lampreys*
    Sea lampreys: Understandable. Have a great day!

  • @food_boys4745
    @food_boys4745 4 года назад +306

    The fact this man puts himself in nearly fatal pain to make us happy just puts a smile on my face. It feels good to know someone cares about you like that lol

    • @vincebuckowsky2151
      @vincebuckowsky2151 4 года назад +3

      69 likes

    • @anthonymiller8422
      @anthonymiller8422 4 года назад +11

      And for educational purposes. hats off to coyote

    • @rimyajahish5234
      @rimyajahish5234 4 года назад +4

      wait- it makes you happy that he’s getting literally bitten by very harmful sea creatures?-i think you meant something else- because i sure know that he’s just trying to give us information abt live creatures.

    • @vaporized9205
      @vaporized9205 4 года назад +1

      @@rimyajahish5234 cap cap cap cap cap cap

    • @rimyajahish5234
      @rimyajahish5234 4 года назад +1

      @@vaporized9205 yeah,cap cap cap cap cap cap. :)

  • @robine9295
    @robine9295 4 года назад +944

    “They’re on the hunt... for blood.”
    (shows picture of a lamprey sucking on a rock)

  • @wiratmanphadungkij1753
    @wiratmanphadungkij1753 2 года назад +7

    Coyote Peterson: **Puts arms in lamprey tank**
    Lamprey: *MMMM THÊ GŁÆŚŠ TÅŚTĒŠ GŌØD*

  • @sofiarab8032
    @sofiarab8032 4 года назад +205

    Lamprey: oh hey look a giant hand wanna eat it?
    Other lamprey: nah imma keep eating the invisible wall

    • @MemoryBlackbird
      @MemoryBlackbird 4 года назад

      aNd tHis smElLy cAmrA
      I think .,.

    • @raiden6583
      @raiden6583 4 года назад

      They eat the planktons and germs on it

    • @drewplaysgames3352
      @drewplaysgames3352 4 года назад

      @@raiden6583 no they just like their reflection obviously

    • @masonm9248
      @masonm9248 4 года назад

      They be like: dang bro you see this invisible wall it's pretty dope no cap

    • @sergioruiz9139
      @sergioruiz9139 4 года назад

      Sergio

  • @Caliburnz
    @Caliburnz 4 года назад +226

    “I’m Coyote Peterson and I’m gonna place my arms in the bite zone of the sea lamprey”
    *AD immediately plays*

  • @darthrevan5609
    @darthrevan5609 4 года назад +499

    Glass exists
    Sea Lamprey: "Its free real estate."

    • @Sword_pudding
      @Sword_pudding 4 года назад +6

      SERGIO

    • @mommymia7051
      @mommymia7051 4 года назад +9

      Lol thanks for making me laugh

    • @rafaelhanusia
      @rafaelhanusia 4 года назад +1

      Sergio

    • @terminatorfishstudios
      @terminatorfishstudios 4 года назад +1

      Yea ok,....... lol.

    • @darthrevan5609
      @darthrevan5609 4 года назад +1

      @Darksider .- sometimes I need to step back from being dark lord of the Sith empire and re connect with those I rule over

  • @tall._.hooman2029
    @tall._.hooman2029 3 года назад +1

    Sea lamprey : *swim swim*
    Coyote : eat my blood
    Sea lamprey : *ignores* this glass be bussin bussin you want some?

  • @ratsies
    @ratsies 4 года назад +273

    him: WARNING, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
    do you think i would do that-

    • @01011010ANOMALY
      @01011010ANOMALY 4 года назад +3

      A kid might-?

    • @mialuv399
      @mialuv399 4 года назад +8

      @@01011010ANOMALY where in the hell would a kid find THEM lol, but I see what you are saying

    • @mapelsyrup
      @mapelsyrup 4 года назад +3

      Ok, I’ll try it at the park!

    • @zoeysworld7412
      @zoeysworld7412 4 года назад +2

      Or

    • @allaboutclay333
      @allaboutclay333 4 года назад

      UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @r2ube
    @r2ube 4 года назад +646

    This is what it's like sticking your hand down the garbage drain.

    • @neilriver
      @neilriver 4 года назад +26

      Can you like this reply

    • @dailynoodlezz6737
      @dailynoodlezz6737 4 года назад +10

      I've lost a few fingers because of it.

    • @rj-mu7ns
      @rj-mu7ns 4 года назад +9

      Done this multiple times, do recommend

    • @Thejuicebox.
      @Thejuicebox. 4 года назад +5

      @@dailynoodlezz6737 .

    • @juergen2711
      @juergen2711 4 года назад +2

      He do it so you dont have too

  • @chestnut_bread8642
    @chestnut_bread8642 3 года назад +654

    Coyote: puts hands in tank
    Lamprey: *”Ah yes, glass. A delicacy where I’m from.”*

    • @braedynalmanza8948
      @braedynalmanza8948 3 года назад +18

      Dêłįčįøûš Głæšš

    • @Goodannoyance
      @Goodannoyance 3 года назад +15

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    • @Bananay-qs6ie
      @Bananay-qs6ie 3 года назад +6

      Glass a delicacy worth millions

    • @cakesniffer3848
      @cakesniffer3848 3 года назад

      😭😭😭

    • @oowesqbb
      @oowesqbb 3 года назад +1

      Copied beet rice, he/she text it 3 months ago,and you 2 months ago.

  • @Everestingers
    @Everestingers 10 дней назад +1

    "Heh, I'm not like other fishes, I have no bones" - Sea Lamprey

  • @augustoliver715
    @augustoliver715 4 года назад +245

    "Adhere one to my arm, one to my stomach, and one to my neck."
    I'm sorry did you say NECK?!?!

    • @michellebuckler2223
      @michellebuckler2223 4 года назад +3

      Hay Jeremy wain look one to the neck he is ok

    • @awesomeperson338
      @awesomeperson338 4 года назад +3

      @@michellebuckler2223 you don’t get it do you

    • @snakeofminthumbugs330
      @snakeofminthumbugs330 4 года назад +4

      Instead of becoming a vampire he'll become a lamprey

    • @sergioruiz9139
      @sergioruiz9139 4 года назад +1

      Sergio

    • @coyotelong4349
      @coyotelong4349 4 года назад +2

      Most people don’t know the song “Protect Ya Neck” was actually about lampreys

  • @jeffy638
    @jeffy638 4 года назад +419

    Everyone: Omg he actually did it!
    Me: That must be cold water.

  • @Toastofdoom6172
    @Toastofdoom6172 4 года назад +210

    Coyote: unless you're a fish
    Fish: Honey lock the doors

  • @ambeelol7157
    @ambeelol7157 2 года назад +5

    How is this guy still alive?! He's a determined experiment teacher

  • @adriannicholasdecena2478
    @adriannicholasdecena2478 3 года назад +1166

    Coyote 10 years later: Whats up guys lets see if we can survive a dragons bite

    • @Decayos
      @Decayos 3 года назад +2

      Dragon :0

    • @ekkarmaa
      @ekkarmaa 3 года назад +7

      that would be sooo cool if dragons were made real by scientists in 10 years

    • @reaper5212
      @reaper5212 3 года назад +4

      Pog

    • @ekkarmaa
      @ekkarmaa 3 года назад +6

      @@reaper5212 yo toothless my dude

    • @nancymuna5857
      @nancymuna5857 3 года назад

      T
      Yep

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 года назад +292

    *If that’s essentially a nose then those teeth are the scariest nose hairs I have ever seen.*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +5

      Do you have any idea who is replying to your comment right now? It's me, the FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE! My v*deos are so extremely funny, if you don't cry tears of laughter, you are allowed to D*SLIKE my EXTREMELY FUNNY v*deos! Do you think my v*deos are funny, dear film

    • @GOMnessstopmotions
      @GOMnessstopmotions 4 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku E!

    • @thememeestfilmbuff
      @thememeestfilmbuff 4 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku I mean they are a low tier version of Daisy Brown.

    • @l3g1tfad34
      @l3g1tfad34 4 года назад

      @@thememeestfilmbuff yeah lol

    • @l3g1tfad34
      @l3g1tfad34 4 года назад +3

      @@AxxLAfriku I can't believe you think you're funny

  • @gavex-gaming8948
    @gavex-gaming8948 4 года назад +267

    Scientist: brings GODZILLA to the world
    Coyote: Let's enter the bite zone!

    • @elijahheath4176
      @elijahheath4176 4 года назад +2

      do you think he would actualy do it?!

    • @yolomanmecha820
      @yolomanmecha820 4 года назад +2

      @@elijahheath4176 ye he would do it for science :3

    • @Mason_1009
      @Mason_1009 4 года назад +2

      Best comment today 😂😂😂

    • @mayromanillos7683
      @mayromanillos7683 4 года назад

      *gets bitten by Godzilla*
      Doctor: Sorry but you have cancer now.

    • @belovedtruth3447
      @belovedtruth3447 4 года назад

      Mark: are you okay?
      Coyote: Yup, just lost an arm. Don't worry.

  • @DFalz21
    @DFalz21 Год назад +1

    Oh hell yeah! The speedruns are what got me into your channel. I'm glad they're coming back.

  • @longestname9642
    @longestname9642 4 года назад +374

    Next episode: hi I’m coyote Peterson and I’m going to pick a fight with a Komodo dragon

    • @azyasee_n
      @azyasee_n 4 года назад +4

      Lol omg this comment just made my day🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lunarclipse1320
      @lunarclipse1320 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha same

    • @alexrareno.1fan740
      @alexrareno.1fan740 4 года назад +2

      WTF 😂😂😂😂😂IM CRIYING

    • @baby-tj913
      @baby-tj913 4 года назад +3

      He has done that b4

    • @khalilw9158
      @khalilw9158 4 года назад +7

      Stop don’t give him ideas

  • @CapREX77
    @CapREX77 4 года назад +71

    Coyote: *Rubbing his hands up against slimy blood sucking predators.*
    Sea Lamprey: “Dude could you STOP!?”

  • @julienisawesomegeula3338
    @julienisawesomegeula3338 4 года назад +865

    Let’s take a moment of silence for this guy he risks his life just for our education

    • @alygirl1919
      @alygirl1919 4 года назад +21

      We do love Coyote I even have his book😌

    • @WHOOOSHXDOfficial
      @WHOOOSHXDOfficial 4 года назад +8

      His life wasn’t risked in this video at all

    • @angi3.h4t3s.y0u
      @angi3.h4t3s.y0u 4 года назад +5

      He is an amazing man and so freaking brave I can't see a tiny spider without freaking out and he has the nerves to stick his arms in a pool of BLOOD SUCKING WORMS

    • @defaultkid99
      @defaultkid99 4 года назад +3

      „risks his life“ dude its just lamprey tf they gonna do suck his blood to death

    • @ayetiwholikesinternet9335
      @ayetiwholikesinternet9335 4 года назад +15

      @@defaultkid99 u do know if u lose enough blood u die?

  • @cthornton0706
    @cthornton0706 Год назад +1

    They probably detect all the mixtures of venom in his blood and are like nah fam I don’t wanna die

  • @lowhplowhp
    @lowhplowhp 3 года назад +895

    Coyote: Drink my blood.
    Lamprey: Did someone say glass?
    Coyote: B. L. O. O. D.
    Lamprey: Ah yes, I like glass too!

    • @feedbat-rg2ph
      @feedbat-rg2ph 3 года назад +29

      I wonder if there sucking the glass because theres ppl on the other side they wanna eat

    • @feedbat-rg2ph
      @feedbat-rg2ph 3 года назад +19

      Those things look terrifying

    • @andreachan873
      @andreachan873 3 года назад +2

      XD

    • @Ego.g12
      @Ego.g12 3 года назад +4

      Remove the gl

    • @Ego.g12
      @Ego.g12 3 года назад +2

      @Windro hehehe

  • @Zebraworm-fj6kn
    @Zebraworm-fj6kn 4 года назад +400

    So this is basically the Bitten by Leeches episode, but to the E X E T R E M E.

  • @omransaeed1988
    @omransaeed1988 4 года назад +672

    **Year 2034**
    “I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to enter the wasteland that was once known as America!“

    • @Silvauric.
      @Silvauric. 4 года назад +8

      I see you with the hytale logo. Cant wait for that game

    • @Lunamere
      @Lunamere 4 года назад +2

      Bur

    • @maaboiiyo1886
      @maaboiiyo1886 4 года назад +2

      2024*

    • @cynical_6480
      @cynical_6480 4 года назад

      You stole this comment from Chris George

    • @verceti
      @verceti 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @vannatime1089
    @vannatime1089 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hahaha yeah he says they look hungry so he sticks his hand in a ginormous tank of them ha ha ha 🤣 10:03

  • @arisofetch1527
    @arisofetch1527 4 года назад +2710

    The ONLY human that can survive during a pandemic

  • @salamiwalami227
    @salamiwalami227 4 года назад +2624

    Let’s just take a minute to appreciate this man for risking his life just for our entertainment.

    • @RoboDrinks
      @RoboDrinks 4 года назад +134

      Its not really to entertain us its more to educate us

    • @tutsebhatu6495
      @tutsebhatu6495 4 года назад +4

      yea

    • @sharonmeisenburg8441
      @sharonmeisenburg8441 4 года назад +5

      @@RoboDrinks that what school is for lol

    • @RoboDrinks
      @RoboDrinks 4 года назад +40

      @@sharonmeisenburg8441 you dont only learn in school lol

    • @PhreNox_is5
      @PhreNox_is5 4 года назад +14

      Don't forget the money

  • @dderekhayess
    @dderekhayess 4 года назад +182

    Coyote: Unless you are a native fish species swimming around, you have nothing to fear
    All the fish: .......

    • @Kamal_AL-Hinai
      @Kamal_AL-Hinai 4 года назад +4

      All the fish watching this video: 😦

    • @sneakyturtle1117
      @sneakyturtle1117 4 года назад +5

      All Sea Lamprey watching this video: ☺

    • @dderekhayess
      @dderekhayess 4 года назад +1

      @@sneakyturtle1117 They are ready to eat them all!!

  • @ilikesunsets_10
    @ilikesunsets_10 6 месяцев назад +1

    imagine you back 4 million years then you see a megaladon being eaten alive by 17 sea lampreys

  • @threethirtyone1135
    @threethirtyone1135 4 года назад +299

    Coyote: Hey u I am right here
    The sea lamprey: nah we good we just gonna stick to the glass cuz we chillin

  • @Ne1.
    @Ne1. 4 года назад +249

    Coyote: *Sticks arms in a aquarium full of lamprey*
    Lamprey: What... what is that
    .. what is
    .. what is that

    • @grogalien4546
      @grogalien4546 4 года назад +3

      What is that...
      *WHAT IS THAT?!?!*

  • @dinorex3464
    @dinorex3464 4 года назад +315

    Seriously, the whole concept of the Sea Lamprey is horryfing.
    Once those things bite into you, if you're fish there is no way you can get it off.
    You get eaten alive slowly and can't do anything about it.
    It's chilling, but I gotta admit that mother nature gave these things one hell of a hunting method.

    • @keigankelley8307
      @keigankelley8307 4 года назад +5

      Even fish have to deal with the horrors that spew out of nature

    • @omicron5128
      @omicron5128 4 года назад +4

      Plus, according to Jeremy Wade. Its hard to get them off of you

    • @andrada9506
      @andrada9506 4 года назад +2

      leeches?

    • @dinorex3464
      @dinorex3464 4 года назад +7

      @@andrada9506 Leeches suck your blood.
      These things straight up eat you.

    • @mellowmick
      @mellowmick 4 года назад +9

      Well these lamprey don't necessarily eat all of you. Similarly to leeches, they consume blood and other body fluids. However, they latch onto their host and gnaw away at the fish's scales and skin until they get to the blood. Some marine fish can survive a lamprey attack, but most freshwater fish aren't evolved to do so. They will actually die from infection or blood loss rather than being consumed. The more you know!

  • @jesterreaper945
    @jesterreaper945 4 месяца назад

    the lamprey are like those derpy puppies just running around until a food is detected

  • @ianssirensproductions7418
    @ianssirensproductions7418 4 года назад +402

    can we just appreciate this man dont cuss, dang he is tough

  • @oh3681
    @oh3681 4 года назад +71

    Other lampreys: EAT HIM ALIVE!!
    Coyote's lampreys: *glass sucking intensifies*

    • @scythen.8516
      @scythen.8516 4 года назад

      Change the second text to coyote’s lampreys

    • @scythen.8516
      @scythen.8516 4 года назад

      Reason why it just makes a little more sence

    • @mello662
      @mello662 4 года назад

      @@scythen.8516 It would make more sense if you spelled sense right too

    • @syrr3555
      @syrr3555 4 года назад

      @@mello662lol

  • @riftyraids7230
    @riftyraids7230 3 года назад +544

    Coyote: "cmon bite my arm I need content"
    Lamprey: no, G L E S S

    • @sonyacamaj1256
      @sonyacamaj1256 3 года назад +1

      Copied

    • @Goodannoyance
      @Goodannoyance 3 года назад +7

      yes, _G L E S S_

    • @marlinataki6789
      @marlinataki6789 3 года назад +2

      ɢ ʟ ᴇ s s

    • @marlinataki6789
      @marlinataki6789 3 года назад +4

      🅶 🅻 🅴 🆂 🆂

    • @Benutzername474
      @Benutzername474 3 года назад +2

      *G L E S S* or *L Ä M P*
      What will you choose, traveler, you can only choose one and it will decide your future and past.

  • @JustTheLetterO
    @JustTheLetterO 2 года назад

    Cayote: wow sea lampreys are friendly to warm blood
    Sea lamprey: maybe we can taste warm blood

  • @yovannivicente1899
    @yovannivicente1899 4 года назад +81

    Coyote: I’m coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the bite zone with the see lampreys
    Ad: it’s my time to shine

  • @ericksanchez8190
    @ericksanchez8190 4 года назад +3459

    I’m Coyote Peterson, and I’m about to go inside Walmart without a mask.

  • @zflame8178
    @zflame8178 4 года назад +208

    I don’t wanna go swimming anymore. This scares me

  • @snkenz
    @snkenz 2 года назад +1

    Dude is the defintion of "do it no balls."

  • @ChosoDevotee
    @ChosoDevotee 3 года назад +382

    Cayote: there is good blood right there!
    lamprey: **makes out with a glass**

  • @r.e.d.docena5957
    @r.e.d.docena5957 4 года назад +187

    Coyote: sticks in his arms
    Lamprey: "something's fishy....or not."
    *Bamboozled

  • @freddyfearlessguy
    @freddyfearlessguy 3 года назад +983

    This is the only man that can get eaten by a shark and survive

    • @freddyfearlessguy
      @freddyfearlessguy 3 года назад +4

      What

    • @tadaslukosevicius7639
      @tadaslukosevicius7639 3 года назад +17

      @Liam Stephens you didn't get the joke dude

    • @RetroMelon
      @RetroMelon 3 года назад +13

      @Liam Stephens its called a joke. You need to get a sense of humor.

    • @highoffmurf1
      @highoffmurf1 3 года назад +6

      @Liam Stephens it’s called a joke

    • @Xirenx
      @Xirenx 3 года назад +3

      Wow you’re fun aren’t you

  • @brucelee42069
    @brucelee42069 2 месяца назад +1

    Lampreys and hagfish are the ONLY "jawless" vertibrates, in a separate group (different ancestor) to all other vertibrates.

  • @znchilly9153
    @znchilly9153 4 года назад +156

    *Nobody*
    Coyote: “I’m Coyote Peterson and I’m about to go in the fire breathing zone with Godzilla”

  • @nerf948
    @nerf948 4 года назад +148

    Sea lamprey: survive 340 million years
    Humans: hmm
    Sea lamprey: *swims away*

  • @abudantsine8407
    @abudantsine8407 4 года назад +149

    When he started yelling in pain, nothing was biting him

    • @official28fordays95
      @official28fordays95 4 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @heyocherry
      @heyocherry 4 года назад +13

      he doesn't scream because of the pain, he screams because that helps the pain to an extent

    • @alexangel4758
      @alexangel4758 4 года назад +15

      I think it was a panicked scream

    • @TommyzCrazy
      @TommyzCrazy 4 года назад +1

      Hahahah facts that’s mad forced for click bait

    • @ryeberry2068
      @ryeberry2068 4 года назад +1

      @@TommyzCrazy He panicked so he screamed

  • @Dave-iu1gq
    @Dave-iu1gq 9 месяцев назад

    How were you not scared. I would be petrified. And to answer your question, yes. Which is why I chose to watch this video. You are my new favorite youtuber.

  • @A_green_blob
    @A_green_blob 4 года назад +280

    Coyote: Trys to get stung by wasps, sea animals, and deadly fish
    Me: Screams when I touch a worm

    • @Goodannoyance
      @Goodannoyance 4 года назад +2

      same lmao

    • @yoloboy03
      @yoloboy03 3 года назад +6

      U just comment the same thing on each video?

    • @Goodannoyance
      @Goodannoyance 3 года назад

      @@yoloboy03 are you talking to casey or me?

    • @yoloboy03
      @yoloboy03 3 года назад +3

      @@Goodannoyance I was binge watching some of these videos, and Casey literally said the same thing on like 3 other video, nothing wrong with that, just pointing it out

    • @Goodannoyance
      @Goodannoyance 3 года назад

      @@yoloboy03 oh ok

  • @pandatiger5653
    @pandatiger5653 4 года назад +149

    I was on the part when he said “I’m coyote Peterson and I’m about to enter the bite zone with the sea lamprey” then I got an ad that had a guy pull a Mountain Dew out of a horse 😂

  • @nottiboi4127
    @nottiboi4127 4 года назад +59

    Coyote: looks at glass
    Sea lampreys: h e n l o