That's one way to look at it, another way to look at it is that he played a gigantic, planet sized robot god that eats other planets, fucked with the most powerful villain up until we saw Unicron (Megatron) like he was a toddler, and is basically robot Satan.
after watching some dood who got the haslab unicron early and did a review of it, I had to turn it off and watch jobby's to cleanse my pallet..... the folding panels and kibble backpack was just so painful to look at for the official haslab unicron, also the guy commented saying "its better than 3rd party" in his video just made me end the video.
just realize something..... it seems like the haslab designers were so hyper focus to follow how the animated unicron's arm transforms so they had to replicate how the arm transforms in the toy mode....which probably lead to such a terrible engineered design for the rest of it....
I still can't believe how elegantly this figure transforms! It really is shocking how much better this is than the first-party offering - not even in the same league.
in fairness, studio cell's transformation is already physically demanding, at the size of the haslab unicron similar engineering would've been absolute hell
Can we please talk about how beautiful his singing voice actually is??? Like ill be casually watching his video and then he'll start singing and ill drop whatever im doing and just listen. Its legitimately amazing
Jobby: "For a time, I considered sparing my miserable bank account." Jobbys bank account: Jobby: "But now, you shall witness..... *ITS DISMEMBERMENT!!!"*
Orson Welles biographer seemed to hold the opinion that he hated playing Unicron, but Peter Bogdanovich, a close friend of Welles seemed to think that if Orson were alive today, he’d appreciate that so many fans loved his work as Unicron. Keep in mind there was a time when Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner HATED their characters on Star Trek but then learned to love them. Then again I guess only Orson himself could've told us if he truly liked being a part of the Transformers universe.
From TVTropes: "Orson loved a good story, and while Transformers is hardly the emotional epic that Citizen Kane was, it still tells a good story for kids to enjoy, and he got to be part of it. He would more than likely have approved at how he's come to be remembered by both children and those who are still kids at heart."
@@titan133760 I think especially once Unicron's deeper lore was established, it would tickle Welles' own creative soul that Unicron wasn't just a toy but an actual eldritch entity... that just happened to exist in a franchise that toys are spun off of.
@@XenoJehuty84 I can imagine Orson Welles going, "My god, that's actually clever" upon learning that Unicron is some robot eldrich entity of chaos and destruction of the Transformers franchise
Maybe it went something like this. Hasbro: Mr. Wells, this is a movie for our latest action figure, Unicron. Wells: What? Listen I don't have to do this, I have a fish stick commercial in an hour! . . . Oh what the hell I need the money.
Orson wells was super salty. The fact is he peaked early and didn't amount to much for the last thirty years of his life. Hell, he cameo'd in The Muppet Movie (There is only one! Do not test me!) and just sat behind a desk. Was voicing a toy really any different than talking to Muppets? He's probably better remembered as Unicron than Kane.
Honestly the best part about casting Orson Wells as Unicron, is the fact that he didn't give a shit about the role; which usually is a bad thing. However it matched Unicron's personality as an "Uncaring Devourer of Worlds" perfectly, because the voice actor genuinely didn't care either. I love it when casting decisions are accidentally great xD
Such as when they accidentally cast a drunk Orson Welles in a champagne commercial? 😆 Bad casting decisions always seemed to end up yielding perfect results with this dude. PS: As much as I like to make fun of that commercial, he was legitimately brilliant as an actor and director in his heyday though.
Didn’t he say something about how he liked who he played, describing the role as he was playing a toy that killed other toys, or am I thinking of something else
@@glitchedsouls7593 He did say that he played a “toy that ate other toys”, but I’m pretty sure he just didn’t give a fuck about the role. “The fact that Welles seemed to take any acting job that came his way didn’t help this perception of Welles as fallen artist. “Nobody in the world has acted in as many bad films as I have,” Welles said in 1982; of his last role, Planet Unicron in the 1985 animated film The Transformers, he angrily described to a biographer, “I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that change from one thing to another…I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I’m destroyed…I tear myself apart on the screen.””
@@funnychimp7738 Yeah, Orson Welles was a guy who had a very firm sense of culture and high standards, to the point of disparaging a lot of creators and directors usually thought of as classics. You can imagine what he'd think of regarding a goofy piece of kitsch made to advertise robot action figures like Transformers: The Movie. That's not to say he didn't have a fondness for stuff often seen as low-art or kiddie, though; he played The Shadow on radio as a young man, and he was a huge fan of The Muppets.
"You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen." -Orson Welles
I watched the show "The Toys That Made Us" on Netflix, and on the Transformers episode, Takara Toys was trying to branch off into making toys for boys, since they used to make dolls, so they obtained the license for the original G.I. JOE action figures, and tried to figure out a way to make the toy a bit more familiar to Japanese children, since war was still a sensitive matter in Japan after WWII, so they made the "Henshin Cyborg", which was basically the original G.I. JOE figures molded out of clear plastic with metallic parts inside them, and with futuristic blasters. But following the oil crisis of 1973, and the rising prices of oil and gasoline, it was hard for Takara to sell the expensive toys with all the pricey accessories, so they downsized the Henshin Cyborg into "Micro Man" - later branching off into both the "Micro Change" and "Diaclone" lines, where instead of cool looking space ships, were now realistic-looking toy cars, as well as household appliances, electronics, and even guns. Eventually, Hasbro went to a toy convention in Tokyo and made a deal with Takara to export the toys to the U.S., and after a long time spent of coming up with the names and storyline of the new toys, along with help from Marvel comics, Jim Shooter (who came up with the original lore of Transformers), and Bob Budiansky (who came up with the rest of the names of the other Transformers), the Transformers we know and love today were born, and eventually got its own cartoon. So that's pretty much the run down of Transformers.
@@hoist9364 Well his channel happened, Ryan's entire channel is basically just their parent's way to milk money out of their child, there's a reason why Ryan's the favorite child compared to all the siblings in that family :)
@@apolloknight9521 Nah, I'm just joking, I'm sure Ryan is having a great time with his channel and his family, but nonetheless, yeah it is sad if someone just cares for you for the money
This review actually kinda made me realise more than ever that while I do still have a soft spot for the old way the articulation was done, the new way is much better because yeah just the visuals of the video showing off the articulation is good enough and it allows the video to flow better while allowing Jobby to talk more about the figure as well as not drive him self mad with the monotony of saying the same things over and over like he did with the old articulation segments of his videos
Every time Jobby goes to sleep he faintly hears a voice in the distance calling, "AAHHHHHhhhhh the French..." Every night the voice gets louder, and every morning the smell of cheap wine permeates the room.
This day can't get any better: Jobby's special Unicron toy review Detailed review and transformation We got bamboozled a couple of times with the OK hand sign from UNICRON JOBBY STARTS TO SING HIS SONG DURING TRANSFORMATION 3 KISSES!!!!!!!! Ok, we piked for the next few weeks! Bravo on the presentation Jobby, go play some more games on channel 2 until the next toy review!
The way I look I At it it has to be big enough for a masterpiece hot rod to fit in its mouth with plenty of extra space, so itd definitely have to be much larger than a person
Holy shit. What eldritch God's did they make pacts with to make THAT?! The articulation, the design, the product... Just... HOW?! This stuff is beyond mortal ken...
@@gerard935 huh? I would think that the toy design department would have at least a few dedicated Transformers "engineers" working on that line, same going for any other long running franchise lines they're producing.
Since this video has the Transformation Jazz playing for longer than usual; it made me notice how it sounds like music one would hear in the Road Trip Adventure PS2 game. It's the calmer bit at 7:40 that's specifically reminding me of RTA.
No joke, I found this this masterpiece on eBay for 60 bucks. Apparently, the original people who bought this go it it for there daughter because she thinks that the voice actor of Optimus prime was cute. The he parents saw the word transformer and thought is was Optimus prime. The people did not know how to use the platform they got it from so they sold it on eBay. When I saw this, I was amazed of the description. It came with all the parts and it is on display as we speak
Was rewatching reviews for the transformation.... Jobby is one of the few, if not the only, to be ballsy enough to do the more challenging transformation from robot mode. And to top it off, made it look so easy, and entertaining at the same time.
Whoever designed the transformation process for this is a fucking genius. May be a pain the ass to do but it beautifully conceals everything when going to robot mode
The fact he doesn't look like he transforms into a complete sphere and shows so minimum amount of kibble and parts forming is just the most impressive thing in transformers history...fight me
I mean it was fair game on Hasbro's part. Zeta Toys- I mean 01 Studios was stupid to advetise Cor- I mean Cell at the same time as Hasbro Unicron. Can't blame Hasbro for doin' that this time.
I just hope that 3rd party companies will try and make a Primus figure like this, I'd love to see what they would do for the "Optimus" to Unicron's "Megatron".
Primus never actually transforms ever lol. I find the whole Primus origin dumb, mainly that he's the entire planet (what are they mining then), and that he's an incarnation of God, which means the Transformers are literally God's chosen people and I hate when origin stories make a character or characters the center of the universe.
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 ackshually.... Primus HAS transformed before. A couple times. He's also not THE God. He is A god, or at least a powerful being worshipped like one. In fact, the original incarnation of primus was created by another being called "The One" or "The Sentience of the Universe". As was the UT Primus.
@@The-kr9rb When? The One IS God though, so Primus and Unicron are by extension God as they come from him directly. So the Transformers are the Hebrews of science fiction.
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 different Comics, TF Cybertron, that's just off the top of my head. Regardless he has transformed before. The One is a very mysterious creature, really. Depending on the version. The original Primus was more of a celestial guardian than some sort of god, his entire existence being to prevent unicron from destroying the universe like he did before. The One is really up to interpretation. Heck, sometimes it doesn't even exist. Or it IS Primus AND Unicron, but it isn't some God that created everything.
@@The-kr9rb It's the incarnation of the universe, even if it came after the Big Bang it's still God or a God. It's weird and silly for a story about otherwise relatively hard sci-fi robots. And I consider it canon across all incarnations because otherwise we never actually see the origin to Primus and Unicron. It's weird Primus would go in a planet that I guess was already mechanical? Then he creates robots instead of organic life? Where does Energon even come from?
@zach gilmore i get you , maybe i didn't find it funny because i didn't want a single millisecond of snl Or maybe the reference itself didn't have enough backbone to be its own joke Sheesh i need to stop , it's just a reference
He went back to his old style. Now he shuts up during transformation sequence. Edit : except when he points out something important, just like the old style
When I saw this thumbnail, I thought it was a non-transforming figure. "No way", I thought. I want to know what demon they made a deal with to come up with that engineering. Absolutely godlike.
Jobby singing is probably the best thing that happened to me in WEEKS!!!, god i love this man’s voice And sometimes I return to his olds vids for some entertainment and well, its very worth it
I remember the Armada minicons that came with that shows unicorn. They turned into tiny little moons I think one was named "DeadEnd" I was thinking that they would make a good set up or recreation for this Unicorn giving it's actually size. All they'd need is a stand next to it to make it look like their about to be eaten like the movie lol.
That musical number fucking blew me away! I've been binging your vids for the last couple of days, and suddenly the little tune having LYRICS was a very welcome surprise. And a great voice to boot!
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Transformation instructions:
1. Twist the legs around
2. Perform black magic
3. Robot
Accurate
Step 4: Profit
@@Nagaking_56 also accurate
WITCHCRAFT
@@shiverfan4867 Accurate.
Jobby: Sings to Unicron and fondles it while transforming it into planet mode.
Me: 2020 ain't so bad...
"I play a toy that eats other toys."
-Orson Welles, 1986
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's actually a fair description of Citizen Kane.
That's one way to look at it, another way to look at it is that he played a gigantic, planet sized robot god that eats other planets, fucked with the most powerful villain up until we saw Unicron (Megatron) like he was a toddler, and is basically robot Satan.
@@Brainflayer IKR
@@Brainflayer guess he's just too "sophisticated" for transformers lmao
after watching some dood who got the haslab unicron early and did a review of it, I had to turn it off and watch jobby's to cleanse my pallet..... the folding panels and kibble backpack was just so painful to look at for the official haslab unicron, also the guy commented saying "its better than 3rd party" in his video just made me end the video.
just realize something..... it seems like the haslab designers were so hyper focus to follow how the animated unicron's arm transforms so they had to replicate how the arm transforms in the toy mode....which probably lead to such a terrible engineered design for the rest of it....
I still can't believe how elegantly this figure transforms! It really is shocking how much better this is than the first-party offering - not even in the same league.
Well at least ita bigger right? I dunno seems like utter bullcrap
I hope the rumors are true and Cell gets Upscaled to match the Haslab Unicron
in fairness, studio cell's transformation is already physically demanding, at the size of the haslab unicron similar engineering would've been absolute hell
Can we please talk about how beautiful his singing voice actually is??? Like ill be casually watching his video and then he'll start singing and ill drop whatever im doing and just listen. Its legitimately amazing
I'm not for his singing usually, but this time was quite moving. Felt some weight behind my eyes 😪🤧☺️
No, but can we talk about that unicron art at the end?
I want this unicron, I cant imagine a toy so good it makes me burst out into song. I must obtain this black magic.
we need a full version of the damn thing, so beautiful
He has beautiful voice when singing.
Ok who sold their soul to make this? This is some serious black magic I’m seeing.
Many MANY virgins
I’m not a virgin what’s your excuse?
Maybe the spirit of orson wells helped
@@bungerswastaken no no he's got a point
Totally worth it IMHO.
JobbyTheSong : **returns**
Maybe 2020 isn't so bad after all.
I agree
True
A Gachatuber With Good Taste.
IMPOSSIBLE
Xy 999 N-NANI?!
@@zhee1236 B-BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
My teacher: *Explaining* Okay you understand guys?
The class for the 100th time: 3:09
yess
AAAA
3:10
LOL
…AHHH YES, the French…
Jobby: *has never reviewed Unicron*
Cell: *’Then it pleases me to be the first’*
Unicorn lol
If you want to be technical Beast Wars II Galvatron would be the first
Hasbro Unicron is the physical imbodiment of #backlivesmatter
@@genericstickman5967 he reviewed that figure ago
Gerasimos mourelatos whaat I didn’t know that, you sure are smart you are
Jobby: "For a time, I considered sparing my miserable bank account."
Jobbys bank account:
Jobby: "But now, you shall witness..... *ITS DISMEMBERMENT!!!"*
Hasbro/takara:you can't make a unicron figure.
Zetatoys: 01 Studio cell go brrruuuuuu
Also Jobby: NOOOOO
You don’t even know how many times I’ve seen this comment
Stop he's already dead
I bet even his bank account couldn't resist, and was like "MY BODY IS READY! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"These Colors are more accurate to the poster than to the actual Film!" *Shows scene that matches the color of the toy perfectly*
Clearly gray scales
Perfect match? The scene Unicron is gray not blue.
@@420mralucard it's clearly blue
Its a very pale azure color. Close to grey, but still very blue. That said the digibash looks honestly better
Jobby moment.
Orson Welles biographer seemed to hold the opinion that he hated playing Unicron, but Peter Bogdanovich, a close friend of Welles seemed to think that if Orson were alive today, he’d appreciate that so many fans loved his work as Unicron.
Keep in mind there was a time when Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner HATED their characters on Star Trek but then learned to love them. Then again I guess only Orson himself could've told us if he truly liked being a part of the Transformers universe.
This comment made me imagine Orson Welles at botcon and for that I cannot thank you enough
From TVTropes:
"Orson loved a good story, and while Transformers is hardly the emotional epic that Citizen Kane was, it still tells a good story for kids to enjoy, and he got to be part of it. He would more than likely have approved at how he's come to be remembered by both children and those who are still kids at heart."
"NO, OPTIMUS!!!"
@@titan133760 I think especially once Unicron's deeper lore was established, it would tickle Welles' own creative soul that Unicron wasn't just a toy but an actual eldritch entity... that just happened to exist in a franchise that toys are spun off of.
@@XenoJehuty84 I can imagine Orson Welles going, "My god, that's actually clever" upon learning that Unicron is some robot eldrich entity of chaos and destruction of the Transformers franchise
When interviewed about the movie, Orson Wells didn't even remember Unicrons name. He just said he voiced some toy.
He said he voiced a planet menacing somebody called Something-or-other.
To be fair, he was pretty old and I’ll at the time. They had to modulate to voice to even make it understandable in some parts.
Maybe it went something like this.
Hasbro: Mr. Wells, this is a movie for our latest action figure, Unicron.
Wells: What? Listen I don't have to do this, I have a fish stick commercial in an hour! . . . Oh what the hell I need the money.
@@ignika84 He even died before the movie was released in 1986.
Orson wells was super salty. The fact is he peaked early and didn't amount to much for the last thirty years of his life. Hell, he cameo'd in The Muppet Movie (There is only one! Do not test me!) and just sat behind a desk. Was voicing a toy really any different than talking to Muppets? He's probably better remembered as Unicron than Kane.
Jobby has evolved to be the greatest action figure reviewer on yt.
The Absolutely beautiful music number really got me
Laughs in Ryan's toy review
Could this be even his finale form?( sorry not sorry)
I agree
Agreed.
Not hearing jobby say “beautiful spread”
= sad 😪
Jobby sings instead
=happy 😄
I love it
I’ll be honest he had me in the first half then brought it back
“ I ’m roasting a dead guy how brave of me “
Aaaaahhhhh
the french.....
Honestly the best part about casting Orson Wells as Unicron, is the fact that he didn't give a shit about the role; which usually is a bad thing.
However it matched Unicron's personality as an "Uncaring Devourer of Worlds" perfectly, because the voice actor genuinely didn't care either.
I love it when casting decisions are accidentally great xD
Such as when they accidentally cast a drunk Orson Welles in a champagne commercial? 😆
Bad casting decisions always seemed to end up yielding perfect results with this dude.
PS: As much as I like to make fun of that commercial, he was legitimately brilliant as an actor and director in his heyday though.
Haha… that is one way of looking at things…
Didn’t he say something about how he liked who he played, describing the role as he was playing a toy that killed other toys, or am I thinking of something else
@@glitchedsouls7593 He did say that he played a “toy that ate other toys”, but I’m pretty sure he just didn’t give a fuck about the role.
“The fact that Welles seemed to take any acting job that came his way didn’t help this perception of Welles as fallen artist. “Nobody in the world has acted in as many bad films as I have,” Welles said in 1982; of his last role, Planet Unicron in the 1985 animated film The Transformers, he angrily described to a biographer, “I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that change from one thing to another…I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I’m destroyed…I tear myself apart on the screen.””
@@funnychimp7738 Yeah, Orson Welles was a guy who had a very firm sense of culture and high standards, to the point of disparaging a lot of creators and directors usually thought of as classics. You can imagine what he'd think of regarding a goofy piece of kitsch made to advertise robot action figures like Transformers: The Movie. That's not to say he didn't have a fondness for stuff often seen as low-art or kiddie, though; he played The Shadow on radio as a young man, and he was a huge fan of The Muppets.
2020 is getting weirder by the minute even jobbythesong is back
Did he ever finish this channel's storyline or is it still going?
Dewm it better keep going
Lol
true dude.
And he's... some what sane.
"You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen." -Orson Welles
Wait I thought transformers were American
The show is but the toys originated from Japan by the company you all know and love tacara if I’m spelling it right anyway it was bought out by Hasbro
@@joezilla1018 The name of god should never be said out loud. So next time, praise Takara silently and, most of all, correctly.
I will and shall
I watched the show "The Toys That Made Us" on Netflix, and on the Transformers episode, Takara Toys was trying to branch off into making toys for boys, since they used to make dolls, so they obtained the license for the original G.I. JOE action figures, and tried to figure out a way to make the toy a bit more familiar to Japanese children, since war was still a sensitive matter in Japan after WWII, so they made the "Henshin Cyborg", which was basically the original G.I. JOE figures molded out of clear plastic with metallic parts inside them, and with futuristic blasters. But following the oil crisis of 1973, and the rising prices of oil and gasoline, it was hard for Takara to sell the expensive toys with all the pricey accessories, so they downsized the Henshin Cyborg into "Micro Man" - later branching off into both the "Micro Change" and "Diaclone" lines, where instead of cool looking space ships, were now realistic-looking toy cars, as well as household appliances, electronics, and even guns.
Eventually, Hasbro went to a toy convention in Tokyo and made a deal with Takara to export the toys to the U.S., and after a long time spent of coming up with the names and storyline of the new toys, along with help from Marvel comics, Jim Shooter (who came up with the original lore of Transformers), and Bob Budiansky (who came up with the rest of the names of the other Transformers), the Transformers we know and love today were born, and eventually got its own cartoon.
So that's pretty much the run down of Transformers.
This dude can sing, “dance” , draw, and make a Amazing and entertaining Toy review.
Truly a man of many talents
I want more of his music!
Jobby T. Hong is the main character
@@God-xd1wr facts
me: huh, i wonder why jobby is taking so long with the review
jobby: *produces an entire song*
me: ohhh that's why.
BlastPipeZJ. witch review was it?
BlastPipeZJ I thank you
@@blastpipezj6937 actually, this lyric is new....damn, Jobby did good
*Starts singing after he sees Something important to him* Confirmed Jobby the Hong is A Disney Princess
Jobby has a great voice he's great for singing
I was like 👁👄👁
When he started singinf
If he did more videos of him singing I and many others would be happy
Agreed
Whats the name of the song
Agreed
"a kid with a youtube who's parents only love them because of money"
Ryan: yeah about that....
What happened ?
@@hoist9364 Well his channel happened, Ryan's entire channel is basically just their parent's way to milk money out of their child, there's a reason why Ryan's the favorite child compared to all the siblings in that family :)
@@damn1580 I don’t if that’s true or not. But that feels… sad to hear that only your parents love you for money.
@@apolloknight9521 Nah, I'm just joking, I'm sure Ryan is having a great time with his channel and his family, but nonetheless, yeah it is sad if someone just cares for you for the money
This review actually kinda made me realise more than ever that while I do still have a soft spot for the old way the articulation was done, the new way is much better because yeah just the visuals of the video showing off the articulation is good enough and it allows the video to flow better while allowing Jobby to talk more about the figure as well as not drive him self mad with the monotony of saying the same things over and over like he did with the old articulation segments of his videos
Id love a combination at some ooint
Ok
Agreed
Few Days Later.....
"RUclipsr gets haunted by an Actor"
LOL
“Oh yes. They’re even better when you’re dead.”
Every time Jobby goes to sleep he faintly hears a voice in the distance calling, "AAHHHHHhhhhh the French..." Every night the voice gets louder, and every morning the smell of cheap wine permeates the room.
Yup makes scence
RUclips gets haunted by famous director
This day can't get any better:
Jobby's special Unicron toy review
Detailed review and transformation
We got bamboozled a couple of times with the OK hand sign from UNICRON
JOBBY STARTS TO SING HIS SONG DURING TRANSFORMATION
3 KISSES!!!!!!!!
Ok, we piked for the next few weeks! Bravo on the presentation Jobby, go play some more games on channel 2 until the next toy review!
Therapist: Pog Unicron doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
Pog Unicron: 11:33
Thanks, I can’t unsee it now
Noot noot
@@victorsimmons6769 best reply to best comment
Pog unicron is real eeeeeeeeee what
I hate this
2:43 - 2:58 FINALLY, someone has brought this point up! Unicron would have to be Orson Welles sized to match the scale of MP Figures!
Even bigger we're talking about a living planet rn
I mean it would have to be...
The size of a damn house??
@@chromedgoldenbug3097 prob the size of like the moon
"Haaaah" Orson Wells
The way I look I
At it it has to be big enough for a masterpiece hot rod to fit in its mouth with plenty of extra space, so itd definitely have to be much larger than a person
Finally. Online learning won’t make me kill myself now when i realize I have more Jobby videos to watch.
if you want 49 more reasons, watch 13 reasons why as a comedy, fuckin hilarious
Baragon’s roar sounds like a person who smokes a pack a day.
@@Spuub thank you for this information. This is accurate
Ever if Orson didn't like the roll, he made one hell of an effort to bring a classic villain to life
Orson loved rolls
*to create a classic villain. Can't bring a classic villain to life if its their first appearance.
This guy made a copyright-free song sound like a Disney classic.
Fr
2020: "I have an apocalypse."
Jobby: "I have a damn good set of pipes."
9:00 the whole singing part is so catchy and when this music comes on I think of this song lol.
After nicee it well doesn't feel the same........
The very thought of you feels like fantasy......
Man I hear something familiar every time he talks about runners.....
M.Rifqi Haekal oh........that...
Thunderbolt Ost is pretty cool
The gundam ghost will return
G.......G.......
Were going to start hearing it even if he doesnt put it in
I feel like this would scale pretty well with legends class Transformers. It'd be kinda perfect for the smaller TF's.
Jobby: "finally posts a video"
" *Everyone liked that* "
Twitter didn't
1.2k liked that, 2 people disliked (as of writing)
2 people: am i a joke to you?
The people who disliked is probably from Hasbro
@@dio6797 Yep
Me knowing that this transformation is nightmarish:
"Proceed your way to oblivion..."
Pyromaniax no I accept your terms I accept uaaaghjjjjhjhhhhhhhhhh
@@yeetman2773 excellent
Jobby: "I'm roasting a dead guy, how brave of me."
Orson Welles: "Haaaaah"
"The ffrench..."
No no, it's "aaaaaah"
Jobby was very brave but got roasted by Orson
Well said
Jus then I read that, that sentence comes.
9:07 sometimes i forget this man is a talented artist and singer💀💀
Holy shit.
What eldritch God's did they make pacts with to make THAT?!
The articulation, the design, the product...
Just... HOW?!
This stuff is beyond mortal ken...
why are third party transformers better than the official stuff? the world may never know...
@@RipOffProductionsLLC Black magic IS real
@@hoalequynh7691 And i've paid for it
@@RipOffProductionsLLC probably because the officials have other stuff to do than only TF
@@gerard935 huh? I would think that the toy design department would have at least a few dedicated Transformers "engineers" working on that line, same going for any other long running franchise lines they're producing.
The only thing missing is a Drake and Josh 'SPHERICAL' joke, otherwise 10/10
._.
For Unicron to be in scale with a masterpieces transformers he would literally have to be the size of the moon.
He would be like a house
IsAndréSo I don’t think you quite understand just how big a planet is
@@OneNationUnderPug I mean, for CHUG at least, a big house would be enough
I think at least 173 cm would be up to scale.
Even the animation couldn't get it right, that says something.
Since this video has the Transformation Jazz playing for longer than usual; it made me notice how it sounds like music one would hear in the Road Trip Adventure PS2 game.
It's the calmer bit at 7:40 that's specifically reminding me of RTA.
No joke, I found this this masterpiece on eBay for 60 bucks. Apparently, the original people who bought this go it it for there daughter because she thinks that the voice actor of Optimus prime was cute. The he parents saw the word transformer and thought is was Optimus prime. The people did not know how to use the platform they got it from so they sold it on eBay. When I saw this, I was amazed of the description. It came with all the parts and it is on display as we speak
You lucky son of a gun
Heist of the century
One Karen’s trash, another person of culture’s treasure
@@Nate-tx9fp The best kind.
Ah yes, the best way to get cheap transformers. The "These people bought it not being sure what it was worth and now they dont want it no more"
a moment of silence for all the children given to satan for this to exist.
Oh, so the silence is for me?
LOTS of children were harmed in the making of this product
"Dear Satan, I want Unicron for Christmas"
Woke up early just for this, this is like Saturday morning cartoons all over again
Agreed
Same
Was rewatching reviews for the transformation.... Jobby is one of the few, if not the only, to be ballsy enough to do the more challenging transformation from robot mode. And to top it off, made it look so easy, and entertaining at the same time.
when RUclips fails you at least you’ll have a shot at a singing career
True
If*
Karaoke mate, karaoke...
So.true
And probably art
The moment you started singing I just had the biggest, dumbest smile. ily no homo
Hasbro: Sees studio cell
Also hasbro: CRUSH ANYONE, ANYTHING THAT DARES TO OPPOSE US
Ha ha
I’m mean they have the right
However unfortunate thee as t is
But they cant design shite
Why am I just now getting this
Whoever designed the transformation process for this is a fucking genius. May be a pain the ass to do but it beautifully conceals everything when going to robot mode
The fact he doesn't look like he transforms into a complete sphere and shows so minimum amount of kibble and parts forming is just the most impressive thing in transformers history...fight me
Dude, The engineering on his thing is magnificent and I can barley tell this is a transforming figure
Zeta toys Core star: "Wait, I still function!"
Hasbro:"wanna bet?"
HASBROOOOOOO!!
I mean it was fair game on Hasbro's part. Zeta Toys- I mean 01 Studios was stupid to advetise Cor- I mean Cell at the same time as Hasbro Unicron. Can't blame Hasbro for doin' that this time.
09:33 I thought that he was going to….. We’ll, never mind.
*Me:* "I think that this figure finally highlights the climax of this series... It's finished..."
*Hasbro:* "No, I think we are just getting started."
Nice halo reference
Megatron: I have the longest transformation ever
Unicron: I’ll do you one worse
H e h e
"Hey, my name is Jobby and Nyeeeeehhhhh!!!!!"
Is it me or did Pink Guy find a new host?
Nah, I think Jobby is instead infected with Papyrus.
1:03 top left corner, he's back!!
I just hope that 3rd party companies will try and make a Primus figure like this, I'd love to see what they would do for the "Optimus" to Unicron's "Megatron".
Primus never actually transforms ever lol. I find the whole Primus origin dumb, mainly that he's the entire planet (what are they mining then), and that he's an incarnation of God, which means the Transformers are literally God's chosen people and I hate when origin stories make a character or characters the center of the universe.
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 ackshually....
Primus HAS transformed before. A couple times.
He's also not THE God. He is A god, or at least a powerful being worshipped like one. In fact, the original incarnation of primus was created by another being called "The One" or "The Sentience of the Universe".
As was the UT Primus.
@@The-kr9rb When?
The One IS God though, so Primus and Unicron are by extension God as they come from him directly. So the Transformers are the Hebrews of science fiction.
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 different Comics, TF Cybertron, that's just off the top of my head. Regardless he has transformed before.
The One is a very mysterious creature, really. Depending on the version.
The original Primus was more of a celestial guardian than some sort of god, his entire existence being to prevent unicron from destroying the universe like he did before.
The One is really up to interpretation. Heck, sometimes it doesn't even exist. Or it IS Primus AND Unicron, but it isn't some God that created everything.
@@The-kr9rb It's the incarnation of the universe, even if it came after the Big Bang it's still God or a God. It's weird and silly for a story about otherwise relatively hard sci-fi robots. And I consider it canon across all incarnations because otherwise we never actually see the origin to Primus and Unicron. It's weird Primus would go in a planet that I guess was already mechanical? Then he creates robots instead of organic life? Where does Energon even come from?
Orson Welles: “well, imma gonna head out”
Was the “put your weed in there” quoting SNL?! If so this guys is a genius beyond words haha
I don't care about snl , but using someone else's joke in your video doesn't sound like a genius move 😕
@zach gilmore i get you , maybe i didn't find it funny because i didn't want a single millisecond of snl
Or maybe the reference itself didn't have enough backbone to be its own joke
Sheesh i need to stop , it's just a reference
11:02 TF: Prime Folks: *Nervous sweating*
JobbyTheSong: I have returned
2020 Has its Newest Cure.
Swivelman,gundam ghost....jobby the song...
Now all we need is the return of jobby the chill
jobby is the cure
jobby: says *BIG BOYS*
me: expecting to see the 24" godzilla
reality is often disappointing
He literally shows up at 2:56
@@Gojiraking1 these links might be helpful
ruclips.net/video/ly1FQsK410s/видео.html
ruclips.net/video/LDU0K_qk7kg/видео.html
Jobby looks like he lost weight recently and hes really looking better if hes trying to lose weight congrats for the lost weight
Transforming unicron will do that to you
@@BVasquezp hahahahah yeah I guess well unicorn is one big boy
He had to pay for this
He sold his stomach. His last words were that beautiful song.
@@duncanevans8937 oof
0:53 The best toy reviewer roasting the worst toy reviewer.
wait did he roast Optibotimus? or emgo? xD
@@outrundoubtrun-lemonadeart682 No. Ryan's Toy Reviews
@@outrundoubtrun-lemonadeart682 emgo hates jobby because of jobby fandom keeps spamming swivel here on emgo comments section
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@WhiteDahlias i mean.... emgo's reviews are pretty dull.
And KBB MP10V which i bought based on his review was kinda ass so i am biased a bit.
Jobby: *Gets toys from sponsors*
Jobby's Wallet: *Kalm*
Jobby: *Gets toys without sponsors*
Jobby's Wallet: *Panik*
At this point jobbys wallet is crying and his his debt is rising
Jobby's debt dragged his wallet to Super hell
12:41 *smooch smooch smooch*
*AH*
I never get tired of that
Jobby and Bobby are both the same and opposites when it comes to transformers. I love it.
I like how the 3rd party Blitzwing's part separator thingy is being used
LOL that separator is so useful and nifty I think it deserves a triple kiss by itself
He went back to his old style. Now he shuts up during transformation sequence.
Edit : except when he points out something important, just like the old style
I preffer this new style
You get to enjoy the music more but he also explains things that might be complicated to understand by just looking at it
Also i like to hear his voice so its a win/win
I honesty preferred when he used to talk before, he’s a pretty chill dude and he gives really good explanations.
He should review another show. I liked his last video. He should review beast machine’s
I feel like he should check out Earthrise Optimus Prime cus its really like a mini masterpiece without backpack.
Yeah, some earthrise figures are just improved masterpiece (like the bumblebee for example)
He doesn’t really review any Transformers that aren’t masterpieces or third party figures. He used to though.
Earthrise Starscream was awesome
Yellow the robot his recent kingdom reviews have impressed him enough, but he said he was likely not getting any of the prior lines.
@@Night5225 ER Prime is in Kingdom too
When I saw this thumbnail, I thought it was a non-transforming figure. "No way", I thought. I want to know what demon they made a deal with to come up with that engineering. Absolutely godlike.
JobbyTheHong: did you die?
JobbyTheSong: Sadly, Yes...
*BUT I LIVED*
From what I know jobbythesong became jobby2
JobbytheHong had became Jobby2.0
"My death, was greatly exaggerated."
JobbyTheHong and JobbyTheSong are actually the same character in universe
@@seduyo i know
His voice, is.....
Angelic
He's still using that transformation tool Blitzwing gave him, what a legend.
Guys, jobby has a good singing voice
TLDR; for non Transformers fan: Unicron is basically Satan in the Transformers universe.
And Jobby is licking him all over 😂.
Well your not wrong
Correction: Satan is basically Unicron in the Bible Universe
And Primus is God.
Walter • 69 years ago nope, God is Primus in the Bible Universe, not “The Son Of God”
Funny that he starts singing show tunes after talking about the "Cell Mode". Because that's DBZA Cell's thing!
I’m sure he knew that when he did it lol
Eh he sings quite often and his cover of dispersion reality is one of his best ones. It may be a nod to cell but I highly doubt it.
"P is for Priceless, the look on your faces"
@@gregday4682 E is for extinction, all your puny races
@@tybuss6211 R for revolution, that will be televised
He protec
He attac
But most importantly
He’s back
4:15 just change it to "back desing matters" or "clean kibble rocks", or somenting like that.
Jobby singing is probably the best thing that happened to me in WEEKS!!!, god i love this man’s voice
And sometimes I return to his olds vids for some entertainment and well, its very worth it
Yo at 9:20 that’s actually some good singing not bad jobby not bad at all
Jobby: "What am I? A kid with a youtube channel whose parents only love him because of money?"
Everyone: *Y E E E S S S S S *
Does he even make money on RUclips?
When he said that there was a picture of Ryan toys reviews fading into the screen because Ryan is exactly what he said
@@aymngalal i know dude it's a joke. jesus ruin everything, why dont ya
I remember the Armada minicons that came with that shows unicorn. They turned into tiny little moons I think one was named "DeadEnd"
I was thinking that they would make a good set up or recreation for this Unicorn giving it's actually size. All they'd need is a stand next to it to make it look like their about to be eaten like the movie lol.
If black magic had a further stage from the AOE Prime than this is it, holy shit!
Isn’t Orsen Welles that one guy who got drunk filming a commercial for a wine brand?
Yup.
He used a part of that clip in this vid
Aaaaaaaa
This is some real impressive engineering. Unfortunately, the materials were not made up to snuff.
Maybe a repaint with improved materials is in order.
What is your specific issue with them? Mine is easily better than most official and 3P Masterpiece figures.
@@MentasmUK
I was stating an observation.
I don't see why anyone would ever wanna skip the transformation scene. It's the only ASMR that doesn't make me feel dirty when listening to it!
Yea it's a transforming humanoid figure that turns into a sphere like object how does it even happen
All those squares made a circle.
RichardHunslet1963 *KAMI, I NEED YOU TO TELL ME I CAN LEAVE THE TOWER WHENEVER I WANT TO*
The “cell” mode looks like a Pain Elemental from DOOM 😂
1:39 Him calling Unicron a "horny devil" caught me off guard and i pissed myself XD
What’s the song at that time stamp?
That musical number fucking blew me away!
I've been binging your vids for the last couple of days, and suddenly the little tune having LYRICS was a very welcome surprise. And a great voice to boot!
Nobody:
Jobby:hey baby
All women in a 3 miles radius:BEATIFUL SPREAD
Can all just admire how good of a singer jobby is for a few seconds.
4:56 that weed line was so unexpected it made me audibly chuckle
HE IS RYAN'S TOY WORLD BUT RATED R!!!! I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT
he can't fool me