And it doesn't ship outside Scandinavia :( And I live between Saxony and Francia. (Belgium) That's going to be a loooong wait. Are there DIY video's to make your own non- stick axe?
I used to be a connoisseur of Dishonest Haakon's Hatchet Outlet, but ever since I discovered Honest Ulf's Axe Emporium, I've never been more satisfied with my choice of hand-held maiming instruments. They are especially handy for exterminating pesky saxons, killing sharks for food when I'm on my travels, and for chopping down the biggest of trees whenever I need firewood to cook my shark. Thanks, Honest Ulf. You've made my life complete! I give this axe a 10 out of 10 dead Roman Legionnaires.
Yasu, i'm Vasilli of constantinople i ordered a non stick axe from olafs axe emporium, and here is my review the quality of the product is great overall no complaints whatsoever, perfect for defending the emperors cities and holdings during the summer campaign season, and is handy for the occasional bulgar raid the one thing i would reccomend is to take advantage of the offer for those living in the holy city, thrace, anatolia and greece, as the shipping times are quite long and expensive otherwise, taking 5 months at the least, often as much as 8, however it is my hope that with the opening of the new russian trade centre in kiev, shipping times will reduce to 5-6 months rather than 6-8 months.
if you don't sellem...you should. if not at least a video about making one....sell the plans. or give them out. either way..awesome axe and awesome video all the way around
no it would not. disease and the non stick ax going into you wifes dying in childbirth. making it to adulthood unlikely, making it to old age even less so. it is nice to visit but not live like that.
there were drawbacks to be certain, but at the same time, we didn't die of stress constantly, didn't have to worry about being on-call 24/7/365.4 and didn't have technology overload in our lives... (and that view comes from someone who started with computers when he was 7yrs old and is now 47)... I yearn for a simpler life - one that is not to be found in cities or modern society, but unfortunately, my body failed me and it is not an option for me as a result.
yea this coming from a guy that did leave modern tech for a simple life left simple life because i fond that while i was not on call worked from sun up to sun down just to stay life. In winter I was working my ass off to eat and stay warm and in summer I was working my ass off to prep for winter. That kinda life is not simple.
you seem to be confusing two words: simple and easy... let me help you. simple means uncomplicated. (ie; none of the worries I specified earlier) easy means without effort.
nope did not confused the words. All i did was replace one set of worries for a whole set of worse worries. Life like that was not simple and not easy. It is a lot more complicated than people think. We just tend to have romanticized view of that kinda life. People did not like living like that. That is why we tried to improve and make advancements in both our way of life and the tech that helped us to live. As far as complicated (as in no worries) today we have never had it so good.
You guys are did a great job on this video. The whole premise was a great spoof on MTV, and the camera work/editing was impressive for RUclips. The add for the non-stick ax had me cracking up.
If I haven't taken the time to acknowledge just how amazeballs and clutch this is, allow me to rectify that now. AMAZING! HILARIOUS! AWESOME! Thank you!
I think this was so brilliant. Binge watched all your videos 2day. Wish there were more. Ur very smart n creative. Great sense of humor n great English.
Charles Cannon.... I am pretty sure it was discovered by the aboriginal natives that actually lived their. You know, the ones that you killed and stole the land from. Yeah, them. ;)
I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that he most likely has not killed any natives because that happened hundreds of years ago, and nobody from that time is still alive today as far as anybody knows.
I was in a raiding party last yer. As part of kit I took an honest ulf's ax. Primo ax. Not only work as advertised on Saxons but preformed flawlessly against Franks. Not only that I used Honest Ulf's ax in a holmgang. The ax went straight through my rivals helmet cleaved his head and came right out. I highly recommend any norse or dane to buy this ax. Im very impressed. I give this ax 10 out of 10 stars. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
I just clicked in by accident, but that was great! The commercial for non-stick axes was really funny, but you forgot to mention whether or not you take PayPal. Greetings from Tayal tribal territory, Taiwan
I'm a time traveler from 21st-century America placing a bulk order for the Beothuk Nation and a bunch of Norse migrants to Vinland a.k.a. Newfoundland. And we're also going to need some scrap metal to build some armaments and mining equipment. We already have the ingredients for powder: Charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter. In exchange, we'll sweeten the deal with solar array, wind turbine, and nuclear reactor parts brought from the 21st century. And we'll throw in some uranium because you'll need it for the reactors. It'll save you the hassle of relying on not-electricity, let alone mining and drilling for coal, oil, and gas. We can both use this to conquer England and shut out that upstart William of Normandy. While Harald Hardraada's forces attack the English at Stamford Bridge, my Vinlandic communists shall strike via Ireland. We'll send bombing runs on English positions, then take Britain while William is jacking off.
Damn, i need to get myself one of those non-stick axes!!
is the special offer still there ?
Northern85Star I need to get myself one of those Viking girls
It's one month extra for Iceland!
And it doesn't ship outside Scandinavia :( And I live between Saxony and Francia. (Belgium) That's going to be a loooong wait. Are there DIY video's to make your own non- stick axe?
Roselli makes a non stick axe for $119
at least he has his own tent and he's not still staying in his parent's hut.
like you ?
Lol
That's a he!?
The production value is outstanding
This looks really good guys, wish you all the best with it!
we need this in the Netherlands! or should I say Frisia?
I used to be a connoisseur of Dishonest Haakon's Hatchet Outlet, but ever since I discovered Honest Ulf's Axe Emporium, I've never been more satisfied with my choice of hand-held maiming instruments. They are especially handy for exterminating pesky saxons, killing sharks for food when I'm on my travels, and for chopping down the biggest of trees whenever I need firewood to cook my shark.
Thanks, Honest Ulf. You've made my life complete! I give this axe a 10 out of 10 dead Roman Legionnaires.
or for cooking your Sax.
dam adblocker isn't working
Poor you?
HAHAHAHAH
Oh damn why the fuck is it disabled on this video?
yes it is
Bork The Swedish Chef they meant the ad for the non stick axe...
i buy all my nonstick weaponry from Honest Ulfr's
Something about living like this has always fascinated me I wan't to try it out someday
Same- I would like to live in the woods~
It seems oddly fun, atleast for a little bit
Same, I have always loved Vikings and old fashion little places like this
@@thanatos1668 what’s your Instagram? I got something that might interest you
Have you done it yet?
Yasu, i'm Vasilli of constantinople
i ordered a non stick axe from olafs axe emporium, and here is my review
the quality of the product is great overall no complaints whatsoever, perfect for defending the emperors cities and holdings during the summer campaign season, and is handy for the occasional bulgar raid
the one thing i would reccomend is to take advantage of the offer for those living in the holy city, thrace, anatolia and greece, as the shipping times are quite long and expensive otherwise, taking 5 months at the least, often as much as 8, however it is my hope that with the opening of the new russian trade centre in kiev, shipping times will reduce to 5-6 months rather than 6-8 months.
love it
elgostine Ha! Great one.
2:03 thank odin! Finally, I'm sick of my axes getting stuck in the enemy, give me 10!
Brilliant!!!! The Axe commercial is the best!!
She walks the camera man all the way across the river to say “this is where the magic happens, so leave!”
I love the axe commercial dude absolutely hilarious question is do you actually sell the axes???
No ;)
if you don't sellem...you should. if not at least a video about making one....sell the plans. or give them out. either way..awesome axe and awesome video all the way around
Sounds like Futurama all over again
@@HandsonHistoryAS dose that mean my order is invalid ☹️
@GotWood? Bushcraft and more oh i apologize for my not so perfect English But my English isn't that bad considering the fact that I'm not English
This is awesome! Be cool to live like that everyday! Love that wireless sound system pretty kick ass and everyone needs a non stick Axe
no it would not. disease and the non stick ax going into you wifes dying in childbirth. making it to adulthood unlikely, making it to old age even less so. it is nice to visit but not live like that.
there were drawbacks to be certain, but at the same time, we didn't die of stress constantly, didn't have to worry about being on-call 24/7/365.4 and didn't have technology overload in our lives... (and that view comes from someone who started with computers when he was 7yrs old and is now 47)... I yearn for a simpler life - one that is not to be found in cities or modern society, but unfortunately, my body failed me and it is not an option for me as a result.
yea this coming from a guy that did leave modern tech for a simple life left simple life because i fond that while i was not on call worked from sun up to sun down just to stay life. In winter I was working my ass off to eat and stay warm and in summer I was working my ass off to prep for winter. That kinda life is not simple.
you seem to be confusing two words: simple and easy... let me help you.
simple means uncomplicated. (ie; none of the worries I specified earlier)
easy means without effort.
nope did not confused the words. All i did was replace one set of worries for a whole set of worse worries. Life like that was not simple and not easy. It is a lot more complicated than people think. We just tend to have romanticized view of that kinda life. People did not like living like that. That is why we tried to improve and make advancements in both our way of life and the tech that helped us to live. As far as complicated (as in no worries) today we have never had it so good.
"Let's go to the place i sleep"
I wish more ladies would open with that :(
You guys are did a great job on this video. The whole premise was a great spoof on MTV, and the camera work/editing was impressive for RUclips. The add for the non-stick ax had me cracking up.
Sick!!! Loved the video! To create a modern viking village somewhere would be a really great idea!
If I haven't taken the time to acknowledge just how amazeballs and clutch this is, allow me to rectify that now. AMAZING! HILARIOUS! AWESOME! Thank you!
can't wait for pimp my longship
LOL!! Very well done. Much respect from Quebec.
Where do I send my 4 marks of silver?
I loved every second! Great job!
Where is the shiting log?
Behind the trees
Hands on History AS I really enjoyed this video by the way.
Plot twist they actually have a toilet
I think this was so brilliant. Binge watched all your videos 2day. Wish there were more. Ur very smart n creative. Great sense of humor n great English.
This is a wonderful place you all have there!!!! 😀
This was absolutely fantastic! BEST CRIB EVER!!!!!🪓🗡⚔️
This is really cool and pretty darn educational! Great job guys!
The Europeans sure do good Living History setups.
That Forest is beautiful!!!
Awesome. Beautiful video
You're living my dream. Thank you for this video!
love the commercial, hilarious, well done, I would love to live this way
Y'all are the best! Love the axe commercial!
Ive been to Trondheim because I used to have a cabin there but we rarely go.
I feel terrible for not discovering this channel sooner! This is awesome!
Could not have enjoyed that more! Honest Ulf's Axe Emporium! Love it!
wow...great video! I wish I could have a Crib like that next to home
This is great. I just discovered your channel, and I'm sharing it with friends. Love Honest Ulf.
This is pretty clever, I need one of those axes.
Best. Advertisment. Ever.
With the free whetstone I simply NEED!!! this axe.
Damn that's an amazing offer on Honest Ølf's non-stick axe
great video and I would like a no stick axe as well!
I have the same problem with my axe all the time. Need to get one of those.
Since you guys discovered North America that makes it a Scandinavian province. So hopefully that means I get free shipping right?
Charles Cannon.... I am pretty sure it was discovered by the aboriginal natives that actually lived their. You know, the ones that you killed and stole the land from. Yeah, them. ;)
I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that he most likely has not killed any natives because that happened hundreds of years ago, and nobody from that time is still alive today as far as anybody knows.
Reid Bennett You think?
I thought it was pretty evident that 'you' was meant as a generalisation for modern American. Also, it was kind of in jest.
My reply was assuming that you were just being some stupid SJW. I guess you're just joking. Sarcasm isn't apparent on the internet.
Steve Sheppard he killed natives?!?!?! Oh shit
I'd happily give it all up and live like this
HAHAHAHA the ad for non stick axes :,) . please do more sketches like this !!
This was hillarious, thanks! ;)
i like too get two of this non-sticking-ax!delivering by ship is posibel come and visit haitabu!
Bin auch oft in H.
Does anybody know the song between 01:10 and 2:02?
This is another video I found by accident but thoroughly enjoyed!
Just awesome i would love to go i love the #OLDWAYS
You all are awesome
I feel like a polished stone axe would actually prevent sticking. But it would probably work more as a hammer than an axe when used on a person.
Nice Idea, great Chanal!
What a nice world without great thumping electronic devices louder than the voice of the loudest person.
One of my favourite videos now. I keep thinking of iDubzzz, "Hallo mtv, welcam to mah crab."
That cute girl along with her passion forced me to like and sub! Thank you!!!
I was in a raiding party last yer. As part of kit I took an honest ulf's ax. Primo ax. Not only work as advertised on Saxons but preformed flawlessly against Franks. Not only that I used Honest Ulf's ax in a holmgang. The ax went straight through my rivals helmet cleaved his head and came right out. I highly recommend any norse or dane to buy this ax. Im very impressed. I give this ax 10 out of 10 stars.
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
There's no doubt they're awesome all of them
Anything like this in the gulf coast? Florida. Alabama. Mississippi. Louisiana?
I would love to live this way ❤
Have just seen this advertisement for non stick axes. The guy really sells it. I think I'll start saving my amber beads.....
I'd like to see a winter version.
Kult å se at det er andre i Norge som elsker Vikinger !
Did you notice the editing? haha perfection
I just clicked in by accident, but that was great! The commercial for non-stick axes was really funny, but you forgot to mention whether or not you take PayPal.
Greetings from Tayal tribal territory, Taiwan
I love it!
Plus I am in need of a nonstick axe...
How much Silver to ship the New World ?
I'm a time traveler from 21st-century America placing a bulk order for the Beothuk Nation and a bunch of Norse migrants to Vinland a.k.a. Newfoundland. And we're also going to need some scrap metal to build some armaments and mining equipment. We already have the ingredients for powder: Charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter. In exchange, we'll sweeten the deal with solar array, wind turbine, and nuclear reactor parts brought from the 21st century. And we'll throw in some uranium because you'll need it for the reactors. It'll save you the hassle of relying on not-electricity, let alone mining and drilling for coal, oil, and gas. We can both use this to conquer England and shut out that upstart William of Normandy. While Harald Hardraada's forces attack the English at Stamford Bridge, my Vinlandic communists shall strike via Ireland. We'll send bombing runs on English positions, then take Britain while William is jacking off.
+Uniden2211 What? Did you not know that vikings used coins?
How much time will it take to get the non stick axe to Midwestern U.S?
So awesome!!
What's the instrument at 0:54 called?
edit: it's specifically called a jouhikko
+Sinderi Nyckelharpa, Key harp.
How cool a kindred spirit. Freya rocks.
I'll take one of them axes Honest Ulf. Can you ship to Kentucky?
I'd love to do this! This is awesome!
I really wish I could live in that community no joke
Where can I join?
Hilarious commercial. Great video.
0:54 song name?
1:16, a lesbian viking, alright
Lol, is it cringe or not? The council must decide
she is not a lesbian, 3:35
@@Eumanel12 Lesbo Vikings are gold.
@@lycagos1278 a polyamorous bisexual viking, alright
@@jahlangley9961 no viking would want a polyamorous woman my friend
Awsome :-D
Heil Odin from Germany!
Do we really need to get into a discussion why its Wodan? :P
@@JohannLudwigEdel YES
raise my drinking horn to you & your group Ingrid, Olalfs no stick axe looks like a good trade, Odin! & Freya
I'm want live with you vikings. I'm like history of the vikings. I am Italian and feel inside me' to be a viking warrior.
Beautiful European people our beautiful cultures . 💝💝💝💝
This week on MTV’s cribs The History Channels Vikings
Where does I get 4 marks of silver?
Haha the BEST introduction to Viking history :D
I need that non stick ax also I have a flesh wound cause mine got stuck
Where can I get my non stick Viking axe from? I live in the UK and I am a Scout leader who is in the market for a new axe.
That camp is super impressive. Can I move and live there? I'm handy with a sword and also I can lift heavy stuff. Trust me I'll be useful.
That's some great vids. Are all the gals taken?
Lol the ride and mechanics part I died
How can I take part in it? \m/
Were do you live becuse I want to gome And I Want to go Ther And I Wish That I Can Come There Amen
i sent my 4 silver marks by raven, its been 5 months and i've yet to recieve my NON-STICK-AXE.
"Skål" Very entertaining.
what is the shipping cost to get a nonstick ax to america?
20 marks of silver!
say where do you sign up for a community like that?
That was simple and fun :)
Skit Bra plats. Hej från Värmland i Sverige (Y)
I'd hang around a place like this if it were within driving distance!
This is the best thing ever