Unlikely Lines From A Cosmetics Commercial | Mock The Week

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 58

  • @kevinklimo6493
    @kevinklimo6493 4 года назад +119

    I want the kind of self-love Milton Jones has for himself

    • @jonblackk
      @jonblackk 4 года назад +6

      I love his one liners. He wins for me everytime.

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk 3 года назад +1

      Its easy, take hand + lotion and start hammering away

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 4 года назад +108

    we all love the returning officer

    • @ImaginaryChannel
      @ImaginaryChannel 4 года назад +4

      I don't really get the joke about the returning officer. Am I missing out on the joke by not being British?

    • @meatballg8655
      @meatballg8655 4 года назад +22

      ImaginaryChannel it was a running joke Milton had after he started it in a round about what you wouldn’t expect to hear in a general election. Milton came up with the line “I’m the returning officer, and it’s great to be back” and every now and then throughout the rest of the seriesthe returning office would return. In British elections a returning officer is someone who oversees the election to make sure there isn’t any underhanded tactics to get yourself voted in and there is no cheating in general, they’re also responsible for overseeing the vote count

    • @ImaginaryChannel
      @ImaginaryChannel 4 года назад +9

      @@meatballg8655 thanks for explaining! Have a nice day!

    • @crazyman8472
      @crazyman8472 2 года назад +2

      “Any messages?” 😜

  • @Bapi633
    @Bapi633 4 года назад +20

    Hugh is smashingly funny all the time.

  • @tylernass6263
    @tylernass6263 4 года назад +26

    The returning officer joke works even better if you watched the other bit a few days ago

  • @kevinklimo6493
    @kevinklimo6493 4 года назад +45

    My skin has looked much healthier after using True Naked Infallible Moisture Crushing Nature Color Palette Body Moisturizer

    • @xtheamazingax
      @xtheamazingax 4 года назад +5

      You mean the selection of random words that mean fuck all? Sweet. 😆

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 4 года назад +4

      Global warming is real! None of this matters!!!!!

  • @baddog5936
    @baddog5936 4 года назад +10

    Guy: We need to stop testing our products on animals.
    Boss: Why? Shampoo companies do it all the time.
    Guy: Yeah, but we make dildos.

  • @iampete8692
    @iampete8692 4 года назад +50

    Has anyone seen the returning officer?

  • @jayvlogs1007
    @jayvlogs1007 3 года назад +2

    Hugh is legendary!

  • @marcelmoreau2733
    @marcelmoreau2733 4 года назад +8

    Would you like Lashes with more volume? Then make sure to use Kangaroo leather for all your whips and leather wrapping needs. 2x louer then rawhide.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +16

    I got this new eyebrow pencil, and it made me draw my eyebrows too high. I’m looking rather surprised.

  • @kylewilliams5761
    @kylewilliams5761 4 года назад +19

    Cocaine gave me the confidence I needed to go out.
    Then it Locked me in a Room.!!!

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 4 года назад +3

    🍑Scrub !!! .
    Lmao

  • @medievalist
    @medievalist 3 года назад +3

    Did anyone else get a cosmetics ad after watching this? 🤣

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +5

    "It's just cold cream, really..."

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 года назад +3

    “It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.”

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 года назад +4

    ''Our extended make up range allows to go from stunning to slapper in less than 15 mins''

  • @ewartsmith7490
    @ewartsmith7490 4 года назад +9

    We don’t deserve Hugh

  • @joanne4758
    @joanne4758 4 года назад +1

    Fix for the day - & reading the comments is just as entertaining. (NZ)

  • @TechBaffle
    @TechBaffle 4 года назад +1

    Want smoother skin without the cost? Try Skint!

  • @ajakuk1
    @ajakuk1 4 года назад

    lmao. what a hoot.

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 4 года назад +6

    Okay...Birmingham joke was a little stinkier than expected

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 3 года назад

      And the 'white privilege' bollocks

  • @Riggy1991
    @Riggy1991 4 года назад +3

    0:03
    Lee Evans wants his joke back

    • @Spunoholic
      @Spunoholic 4 года назад

      thats what i was thinking!! that tez is genuinely a crap comedian

  • @archstanton6102
    @archstanton6102 4 года назад +1

    Pea Roast?

  • @kiacheckan7329
    @kiacheckan7329 3 года назад

    It makes me flirt to miltons joke 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 года назад

    ''Talcom powder is good for the skin but is even better when you put on your arse and fart it in someone's face''

  • @alistairrae9807
    @alistairrae9807 4 года назад +1

    Alright let’s see what we can oh Jeez no wonder you came to have some work what you already have um right

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 4 года назад +3

      Are...are you ok? Do you want me to call someone?

    • @DavidOakesMusic
      @DavidOakesMusic 4 года назад +5

      @@Jayfive276 Has anyone ever been so far as to do want look more like ?

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 4 года назад +4

      David Oakes these are either bots or some new “surreal” memes. Either way I’m out.

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 4 года назад

    Milton: “Is your hair out of control?!” 0:58 😂
    I think he needs to (look) in the (mirror) himself!😊

  • @bertsmith7013
    @bertsmith7013 4 года назад +5

    I noticed the black man was the only one to bring up racism again.

    • @jonblackk
      @jonblackk 4 года назад

      Seems Arab

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 4 года назад +3

      Well aren't an observant little sausage?
      Oh, and he's not black.

    • @jonblackk
      @jonblackk 4 года назад

      @@ScoopMeisterGeneral like I said ages ago.

    • @bertsmith7013
      @bertsmith7013 4 года назад

      @@ScoopMeisterGeneral well I wouldn't say he was white European, certainly darker than white. Snowflake.

    • @kylelowry1050
      @kylelowry1050 4 года назад +4

      1. He's not black
      2. What's your point?

  • @doumeegoootch163
    @doumeegoootch163 4 года назад +6

    Bring back Frankie

    • @almostfm
      @almostfm 4 года назад +8

      Yes. Because the show was _so_ much better with 8000 AIDS jokes every week.