I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
"Former chancellor, Adolf Hitler" is such a funny way to refer to Adolf Hitler. Like "just another former chancellor that you probably haven't heard of."
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
I honestly was surprised that he was healthy enough to be a politician. But then again look at our last 2 presidents in the US, the current one's senile and the last one was getting there.
I'm from Germany and I didn’t even hear about this. 1. The FDP isn’t known for being very liberal, it’s basically our capitalist party 2. He did leave the party after those videos but due to regulations he can’t be removed from the ballots, so there is a possibility that he might get voted and enter the local (Baden-Württemberg) parliament without a party (but I don’t know who would vote for a toilet licker tbh) 3. He claims to be blackmailed - but I have never seen anyone lick anything as passionate as he licked that toilet brush so idk
First Spain now this. As much as I like making fun of them I do think there is a legitimate possibility of these being blackmail material used to control politicians, we know Epstein was doing that except with kids instead of poop
yeah, here in America we have a kinda skewed understanding of politics. there are only two parties: the conservative far right party, and the “liberal” centrist party. progressives and leftists usually capitulate to the centrists as a “lesser evil” and the centrists usually _campaign_ on progressive ideals, but rarely follow through on it in practice. the conservatives meanwhile campaign on a populist platform, but in practice are pro-austerity, pro-big business, anti-regulation, etc. both parties are neoliberal and fanatically capitalist, and both parties portray themselves to voters as something other than how they actually govern… and as a result, americans are very confused politically.
"our capitalist party" is an insane way to describe the FDP considering the country as a whole is capitalist lmao (German here). The FDP are what's known in the USA as neoliberal.
Lets hope all the Tilex and Clorox used for cleaning really did its job.... Whenever I'm scrubbing the toilet, I always flush a lot and use the running water to rinse the brush and continue scrubbing until all soap and dirt is gone and all is spotless, before putting it back in the corner.. Im gonna doubt a janitor is doing that for public bathrooms. 🤮
Chancellor isn’t even the correct term. Reich chancellor or imperial chancellor are the correct form. It’s a bit like saying mr.president to the vice-president, sounds weird, although not entirely wrong I guess.
@@Definitely_MelnyxNo it is. Reichskanzler is Chancellor in English. "Realm Chancellor" would be the closest direct translation of the term, but its a futile title because Chancellor already denotes being the executive.
7:33 As a german I can already tell you that theres nothing much to be Translated. He just starts the Video and said „Well I‘m now here in the Trainstations Toilet“ and that’s just basically it.
@@bs-calrissian2023 No. Rumors have it that he has a strong slave fetish. He is a slave for like 10-12 years and blackmailing seems to be part of it. Something must have gone wrong and it got revealed to the public :D
Is there news about this in Germany? I've on vacation and only read some NTV, SPON. No Klatschblätter. And I'm a bit shocked over something like this. On the other hand, never heard that persons name, so no famous, only infamous figure and well, if you know the internet, you probably have seen... shit. Edit: that said, the vid snippets Charly showed are... ich kann meinem Ekel nicht beschreiben.
He is smearing shit on himself? That is absolutely disgusting. I thought this is gonna be some weirdo licking toilets or something but smearing shit on himself?
German here: there’s kind of an update. There’s a voicemail he sent to what seems to be his “master” (all this has been a sexual thing) where he had a mental breakdown explaining that ever since this leaked his life went to shit and that he can’t keep up with the pressure his master puts on him. He also said that he did all kinds of things for him (eating dog poop and more) and that he can’t deliver more stuff because he works a lot and all the publicity had a toll on his life and pretty much ruined it (what a surprise)
That is insane that a sexual kink can't be tossed out , even after it destroys your life. That is way worse than a kink (or just a "sexual thing") that is some sort of mental disorder type sht.
yuck. kinks are whatever, you do you. as long as everyone is of age and (is in the right headspace to be) consenting then it doesnt bother me. this man is clearly not well, either he was taken advantage of for some cruel sadistic / humiliating torture or maybe he was on board the entire time and just not ok. if it is kink (since its still not 100% confirmed) he needs to get help, he was endangering the lives and health of those around him.
We had a kid in middle school that would do nasty shit like this. He’d lick the bottom of shoes, lick up someone else’s spit off the ground. Dude was mental
Yea I had a kid at school say “you dare me too lick the seats in the gym after people sat on them” I told him to do it not thinking he was serious (he did it)
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
I think Charlie got a bit defensive there with someone saying thats what leftists do. That comment aint wrong. You got the bronies, the blue haired women etc those are all leftists. Just wanna add that I am not a right-winger either. Its just factual. I saw the other day that the young turk girl basically said she is gonna quit soon because the leftists are getting overboard with their violence and lies in media. After have being a hardcore leftists for like 15 years 😆 Seethe and cope
As a person with OCD with the focus of being "clean" my soul just passed away. Just using a public toilet is absolutely horrible for me as everything is dirty and I get anxiety from it. Especially the toilet brush omg💀💀
I have OCD too but seeing other people to gross things doesn't effect me as much. The only thing that grosses me out is someone eating poop or playing with it.
@@nashtheneetI have a yes but seeing things grosses me out very easily, even people just spitting on the ground can make me vomit but hearing about disgusting stuff doesn’t make me queasy unless it involves blood then I just get a weak Okay I just looked it up and the blood thing might just be mild BII phobia
its something so simple yet so nice of him, i was actually eating and then he said that and decided to go watch another video, finish eating and then come back.
No fr, I was eating dinner and thought “maybe it won’t be that gross” but because of how serious he was I decided to stop and come back later… I’m glad I did 😭
The only difference is, that in case of regular politicians you can witness shit comming out of their mouth - in this case it`s the other way around. Not a big deal to me...
I have contamination OCD I’m working hard to deal with and the fact people like this exist doesn’t help. How in the ever living hell is he not in the hospital with some new disease he created?? When you infect yourself you risk infecting other people. Be clean people and if you have an unsanitary feitish get help.
@@ninnin22ninnin i dont know wats ELA class is for my shame i am german and i have Problems to spell right but at least its good enough to bee understood. its a Progress …🤷🏻
i like to imagine Martin is a whistleblower releasing never before seen footage of the indoctrination process to become a politician lol. probably got boeinged by now if you ask me
8:08 I looked it up, the newest article I saw talked about the FDP further distancing themselves and ending their cooperation with him while saying: “Such behavior goes against the fundamental values and principles of our party.” Also, the article ends with a small paragraph that just says “Why Neumaier recorded such videos of himself, and posted them on social media, is unknown”, which is really funny to me rn
Getting humiliated to such a degree was probably his greatest fantasy? He's clearly mentally ill, so you're not gonna get far with attempting normal reasoning.
He apparently was being blackmailed. Authorities also already found a suspect during investigations. If thats true, remains to be seen. But given how bizarre all this is, it would be a somewhat "reasonable" explanation.
Its shocking! Im from Germany and here the media ignores this event!!! I heard about it when I saw your video... not one of our media-houses is talking about this incident.... It's extremely frightening
@@Eskapismus Wow..an incident like that and it gets some lines in an online blog that no one reads. Oh I forgot..they couldn't blame the AfD...that's why.
@@Ripuli1974 "An online blog that no one reads"? "Tagesschau" is one of the most popular news formats in Germany. Other news sources also reported about the incident; I just said were _I_ read about it (first). No need to be so rude. (But the way you always bring up or defend the extremist right-wing party AFD in your comments says it all.)
@@Eskapismus With "most popular" you probably mean the TV version which didn't mention this incident at all. Besides that I wasn't rude at all. I criticize the mainstream media for being one-eyed but you had to impute something to me that I didn't say. So who is rude?
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
Great, as if I wasnt already afraid of using a public bathroom, now I would have to be afraid of good ol Neumaier knocking on my cabin door asking me to not flush
I once read a paper by a psychologist stating that people who have this fascination with fecal matter (coprophilia) are the most traumatized. It takes something terrible happening to you to get this way apparently.
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
The FDP is a liberal German party, but liberal has a different meaning in Germany. The American liberal would be called left-wing in Germany and liberal is more of an economic classification, which means that one is in favor of the free market economy and that politics should not control the market
Left wing and liberal are different things in the first place liberal means diversification of the powers. It is opposite of autoritharism while left-right about progressiness and conservatism..America is a liberal right wing for example. Many middle eastern countries right authoritarism. Communism is left authoritism for example.
@@exosproudmamabear558 Communism isn't authoritarian, have you any idea how many sub-divisions communism has? Marxism-Leninism and Maoism are certainly authoritarian, anarcho-communists are anything but.
I also want to add that what the USA considers as "left" would be considered "right" in Germany. In fact, the closest german party to american Democrats are the CDU, and it is more right leaning. The problem is that the Republicans in the USA are even more right-leaning, which should be a bit concerning from an outside view.
I'm a 2020 president candidate I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
@@trophyscene5015 in America, we have an old man with a boot on his head promising unicorns to all his voters. Though unhinged, he’s at least not licking toilets and covering himself in shit.
Imagine what else he would do if he is willing to share this with just anyone. I bet he is also a PDF file. What is worse, this could have been any of the weirdos. It could have just as easily been Trump.
There was a group on facebook called “heavy metal shitposting” and people would literally put pictures of shit fresh out the ass in the bowl in the group and people would comment poopy pictures back. It was fucked
Im from Germany and he’s now saying he got blackmailed to do that and filed everything at the police! Wich I kinda don’t believe, I’d puke all around if I had to do that and he seemed to enjoy it lol
Toilet man video timestamps: The video starts at 3:21 The video ends at 3:51 I was not prepared for Moist to show the actual video without censorship. Dude licking the toilet brush is what threw me off the most.
This is even worse than that thing Charlie said once: “I would rather my child grow up to become a professional toilet seat kisser than become a prankster”
@@derpy9452 ahyo I don't care much about writing you got the message , my friends all became gae and now they have hepatitis C and bunch of other things and they told me this is how they got their virus 🦠 😂 We used to use a lot of drug together I don't go there anymore
Man, i dont think there is a single normal party in germany. Its just that gradation of shittyness is different From worst to best: AFD/FDP(they share a place as the worst, almost every day they fight to outcompete each other)-Greens-SPD/CDU+CSU(again, they share a place, CDU handled things very well for long, but left us with a bare ass in terms of our military)
@@agentorange9867bro the greens are def worse than afd. Greens literally got caught smoking meth. And cdu was gambling with retirement funds LMAOO. I think thats a lot worse than anything afd has "done. "
@@phishcatt they literally bought an island to r kids on so idk wth you on about. Dubai princes also do all this shit even though they execute ppl for the smallest things possible. These politicians are all the same stop being naive
I read an article in the german press about it, and apperantly there is an ongoing investigation for blackmail against him, so maybe there is more to the story
@@xcell_r4thr87 Well, I don't know shit about this (pun intended) but if you give me a gun and show me where your family lives, I can get you to post a video like this.
Bro, I love watching your videos in your witty and just overall funny analogy on things, especially when it has to do with the Gotham lore. I have been a fan of you for years and many more to come.
As a German: The FDP is certainly not a "leftist" party. They like to claim that they are centrist- to left-leaning but that's not true when you consider many of their votes on policies. They are centrist in most 'social'-aspects but the moment taxes and corporations are influenced, they MASSIVELY favor the big corpos and will do anything to take money from the lower-class to give it to the rich.
I was gonna say, I’m not German but I was pretty sure that FDP was not at all truly “left” (at least from an American prospective, which given our political scene at the moment the bar to be considered “left” if on the floor). Glad to have that confirmed without having to dig more into Mr. Poo-stache
There are well over a million words in the English language, yet not a single one, not a single phrase, could possibly net the sheer disgust I feel as of now
Charlie told me to brace myself by holding the edge of my seat. So imagine the terror that shot through me when I realized I was standing without a seat in sight.
I think it's because it' just a local low level politician. I was wondering if I missed something on my vacation, but it's just an unlucky guy who got caught in his very, very extreme fetish, the end is career - at least. To add: and well, my guess is it's nothing Spiegel would easily show because it's a bit of a stinky subject. I'm sure if you look for it you will find it in Schmierblätter, gossip sites... BILD maybe, but that's something I do not touch.
All you can do is acknowledge that humanity can always sink lower. So aspire to be a bastion of sanity and worth that counter balances the ick. Otherwise... Heroin. 😉
Forget politics. I don’t even want this man working at my local Walgreens.
Lmao
In a restaurant? As a cook?
@@mE-zx7pt I'd imagine he'd be a great dishwasher for a restaurant licking all those utensils squeaky clean
I don’t want this man working at all
@@mE-zx7pti didnt even think of this 😭😭😭
Dude was putting the "germ" in "germany"
😂🥳
LOOOL
As a German, this is great😂
Oh no why name himself Martin his name is clearly GERMYYY!!! (Pun off the name Jeremy) GERMYYYYYYYY 🦠 🤢 🤮
why is this so fucking funny and stupid at the same time 💀
I feel violated across the ocean through a screen 💀💀💀
Yeah, this was an interesting video to eat dinner too
i physically cringed at the toilet part
@@mirrorv.m i was eating icecream :sob:
@@Earth-To-Zan rip
@@Earth-To-Zan chocolate?
He has got to have the whole alphabet of Hepatitis-A B and C
Don't forget Hepatitis D and E
@@yanina7977and F, and G
I'm a 2020 president candidate
I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit
I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip
Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
@MediocreContentEnterprise now we know our hepatitis abc’s next time wont you get hepatitis again
He’s probably got Hepatitis A-Z. He’s got a few that haven’t even been discovered yet.
"Former chancellor, Adolf Hitler" is such a funny way to refer to Adolf Hitler. Like "just another former chancellor that you probably haven't heard of."
"Former artist"
never heard of him lol
The right way to address him imo. I mean why give him the recognition
@@sickinth3head so that his actions won't be "just our former chancellor silly politics"
The Politician Formally Known As Hitler
The shitler stache is wild 💀
LMAO
beat me to it
NAWWW! Shitler
I love how a majority collectively thought that
oml lol
I knew most politicians were shitty but this is RIDICULOUS!
Da boom tish
This comment lol
lol this was a good one
A Spanky McBonespurs wet dream!
🥁📀🥁
6:17 "He's off the grid right now..."
Might wanna check the sewers
bros hungry
@@Binglebongle06 r/cursedcomments
@@Binglebongle06all you can eat buffet
Im horrified, trying to take a dump and i just keep clenching to look out my window just hoping he isnt on his way to defile my throne
Dude, hes already coming, you gotta uninstall that thang.
RUN
your first mistake was trying to take a dump.
your second mistake was doing it somewhere where he has a viewing window.
I’m sure he’s already snuck in and defaced your toilet
It's him... the dung eater
Don't need a smear campaign for this one
He smears it all on himself
😂 omg, im dying 😂😂
needs a wipe campaign
@@plague6193😭😭😭
💯👑👍🏻🥳🍾
"my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"
Truly mindblowing
Wow, it's like I was shot in the head
Vampire Brah (review brah) quote?
*DEALEY PLAZA*
1/5 stars. Would not return.
J.F.K.
Giving urself a shitler stache is crazy
Underrated comment and I will not stand for it
like from South Park aspen episode
@@bobmenery9902bc he copied it mate
@@DeclanCornishthank you for pointing that out so I can make sure I only “like” the original comment idea
I'm a 2020 president candidate
I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit
I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip
Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
I gripped my chair tightly, and I still fell over
Well I bet you still didn't fall as hard as _this guy_ did whenever he obviously hit his head as a child 👶🏼 😂 🤷♂️
I bet you didn't fall as hard as the guy in the video did when he hit his head as a little one 🤪 What wild behavior!
yea i superglued my hands to my chair and i managed to fall on the floor and then get sucked to the center of the earth
He said the story had been floating around, and I about fell over.
I hold Charlie responsible
dude watched 2 girls 1 cup and said “hold my beer”
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
hold my urine toilet
💀💀💀
Said hold my poop
He just watched it and said
"Amateurs, I can run circles around them"
A real man of the people. This public servant can not only dish it, but he's willing to take shit from anyone.
Loll
Lmfao
Homelander finally lost it
LMAO!!!
homelander more like freaklander
😂😂😂😂
Homelander didn't land in the home
Underrated comment!
That headline looks like a fever dream, a shitpost, and without any confusion, a severe depature from sanity
With each passing day we make the The Onion obsolete
Hehe shit post... I see what you did there. Very clever. Lmao 😂
He’s going to single handedly create a new pandemic
The same group was responsible for monkey pox
@@HansKlopekand Herpes
same group...?
poondemic
I honestly was surprised that he was healthy enough to be a politician. But then again look at our last 2 presidents in the US, the current one's senile and the last one was getting there.
I'm from Germany and I didn’t even hear about this.
1. The FDP isn’t known for being very liberal, it’s basically our capitalist party
2. He did leave the party after those videos but due to regulations he can’t be removed from the ballots, so there is a possibility that he might get voted and enter the local (Baden-Württemberg) parliament without a party (but I don’t know who would vote for a toilet licker tbh)
3. He claims to be blackmailed - but I have never seen anyone lick anything as passionate as he licked that toilet brush so idk
Ni
First Spain now this. As much as I like making fun of them I do think there is a legitimate possibility of these being blackmail material used to control politicians, we know Epstein was doing that except with kids instead of poop
yeah, here in America we have a kinda skewed understanding of politics. there are only two parties: the conservative far right party, and the “liberal” centrist party. progressives and leftists usually capitulate to the centrists as a “lesser evil” and the centrists usually _campaign_ on progressive ideals, but rarely follow through on it in practice. the conservatives meanwhile campaign on a populist platform, but in practice are pro-austerity, pro-big business, anti-regulation, etc.
both parties are neoliberal and fanatically capitalist, and both parties portray themselves to voters as something other than how they actually govern… and as a result, americans are very confused politically.
@@severalwolves This is an impressively accurate summary
"our capitalist party" is an insane way to describe the FDP considering the country as a whole is capitalist lmao (German here).
The FDP are what's known in the USA as neoliberal.
Bro let ALL of his intrusive thoughts win
The winstreak is crazy 😂
The licking of the toilet brush made me recoil so fuckin hard I jumped out of my body….I’m in the ghost realm writing this
I literally descended so hard through the floor into the shadow realm
Follow Charlie’s voice back to the light
I want to unalive myself after seeing this
This may be overdramatic but I had to try not to gag. It's just so... gross.
That’s why I skipped the video I knew it was going to be the end of me
The brush got me. Thought I was immune to this degeneracy
noone is truely immune to degeneracy
Imagine all the time's the brush was used 😂😂
Lets hope all the Tilex and Clorox used for cleaning really did its job....
Whenever I'm scrubbing the toilet, I always flush a lot and use the running water to rinse the brush and continue scrubbing until all soap and dirt is gone and all is spotless, before putting it back in the corner..
Im gonna doubt a janitor is doing that for public bathrooms. 🤮
nah i audibly gasped.
The brush definitely got me as well, absolutely disgusting
I love how they described Adolf Hitler as "Chancellor". Yeah, that's what he was best known for.
"Adolf Hitler"
yeah no sorry, doesnt right a bell...
"Chancellor Adolf Hitler"
OH YEAH that guy
Painter was more fitting
Chancellor isn’t even the correct term. Reich chancellor or imperial chancellor are the correct form. It’s a bit like saying mr.president to the vice-president, sounds weird, although not entirely wrong I guess.
@@Definitely_Melnyx was hitler serving under somebody in his reign?
@@Definitely_MelnyxNo it is. Reichskanzler is Chancellor in English. "Realm Chancellor" would be the closest direct translation of the term, but its a futile title because Chancellor already denotes being the executive.
I am German and never heard of this weirdo....until now. Yikes
Then you should schleunigst diversify and broaden the scope of journalistic sources you read or watch.
He isn't in the AfD that's why you haven't heard about it.
@@heinzhaupthaar5590😂
how is this not in every news outlet being talked about by everyone, i feel like if this were an american politician its all wed be talking about lmao
ich auch nicht😭
bro im from germany and we hear nothing about this in the news, this is crazy.
Same. But this dude is only a irrelevant regional politician of Baden-Württemberg
what? even tagesschau reported about it
Extreme Cap
Dungeater is real.
@@TRBN420 Noone watches TV at least in my generation anymore, more like german youtubers dont talk about it cause noone does appereantly
7:33 As a german I can already tell you that theres nothing much to be Translated. He just starts the Video and said „Well I‘m now here in the Trainstations Toilet“ and that’s just basically it.
😭😭😭
That was the whole lore behind it?
@@bs-calrissian2023 No. Rumors have it that he has a strong slave fetish. He is a slave for like 10-12 years and blackmailing seems to be part of it. Something must have gone wrong and it got revealed to the public :D
@@Cha4k😂😂😂
Is there news about this in Germany? I've on vacation and only read some NTV, SPON. No Klatschblätter. And I'm a bit shocked over something like this. On the other hand, never heard that persons name, so no famous, only infamous figure and well, if you know the internet, you probably have seen... shit.
Edit: that said, the vid snippets Charly showed are... ich kann meinem Ekel nicht beschreiben.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is now ruined
drew reference?
My shits are immeasurable and my plumbing is now ruined.
Nothing surprises me anymore
@cl0wn.k0dx no, that's review brah I believe
it is truly a horrible day for having eyes
The toilet brush took me out man, that was just too damn much 💀
He is smearing shit on himself? That is absolutely disgusting. I thought this is gonna be some weirdo licking toilets or something but smearing shit on himself?
It’s a fetish. It’s definitely a fetish.
wannabe blippie lmao
Germans are weirdos this doesn't surprise me😂😂
When I worked as RN in Nursing Home, we had Alzheimer's patients who would do that. We called them "Picasso's".
I just assumed the majority of seamen n poo parties happen in germany.
Bro the toilet brush...noooo
German here: there’s kind of an update. There’s a voicemail he sent to what seems to be his “master” (all this has been a sexual thing) where he had a mental breakdown explaining that ever since this leaked his life went to shit and that he can’t keep up with the pressure his master puts on him. He also said that he did all kinds of things for him (eating dog poop and more) and that he can’t deliver more stuff because he works a lot and all the publicity had a toll on his life and pretty much ruined it (what a surprise)
That is insane that a sexual kink can't be tossed out , even after it destroys your life. That is way worse than a kink (or just a "sexual thing") that is some sort of mental disorder type sht.
yuck.
kinks are whatever, you do you. as long as everyone is of age and (is in the right headspace to be) consenting then it doesnt bother me. this man is clearly not well, either he was taken advantage of for some cruel sadistic / humiliating torture or maybe he was on board the entire time and just not ok.
if it is kink (since its still not 100% confirmed) he needs to get help, he was endangering the lives and health of those around him.
That's actually a bit sad.
@@rdizzy1i mean whatever floats his boat i guess, but what was he expecting putting that shit online??
His life went to shit after his mouth did
We had a kid in middle school that would do nasty shit like this. He’d lick the bottom of shoes, lick up someone else’s spit off the ground. Dude was mental
Shoenice22? 😂
Yea I had a kid at school say “you dare me too lick the seats in the gym after people sat on them” I told him to do it not thinking he was serious (he did it)
Imagine being a local politician nobody has ever heard of and this topic goes world wide.
He is from my hometown, State Baden-Württemberg, City Aalen. A Medium sized City. About 80.000 inhabitants.
I'm a 2020 president candidate
I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit
I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip
Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
@@manueltemesberger5480 I'm living in BW as well and never heard of him, especially what he has done
Thanks Charlie, I shivered so much from disgust, that I literally loosened my tensed up neck.
that man will NEVER be clean again
I think Charlie got a bit defensive there with someone saying thats what leftists do.
That comment aint wrong. You got the bronies, the blue haired women etc those are all leftists.
Just wanna add that I am not a right-winger either. Its just factual.
I saw the other day that the young turk girl basically said she is gonna quit soon because the leftists are getting overboard with their violence and lies in media.
After have being a hardcore leftists for like 15 years 😆
Seethe and cope
His soul belongs to Nurgle probably. Or Slaanesh with how excessive this stuff is.
@@EMan-1920Nah, I would say this is more Nurgle’s territory
Never. Even Trump’s injecting bleech idea wouldn’t work.
@@EMan-1920I don’t know who they are EMan
Aldolf Shitler
Least worrying thing a German politician has done.
Lol
@pureblood9477aint no way this nigga fr
Shiza
Least germanophobic comment from this guy
👍
As a person with OCD with the focus of being "clean" my soul just passed away. Just using a public toilet is absolutely horrible for me as everything is dirty and I get anxiety from it. Especially the toilet brush omg💀💀
He made it very clean though, got ALL the stains out.
To be fair, in Germany public bathrooms tend to be fairly clean. Still wouldn't lick a toilet though
I have OCD too but seeing other people to gross things doesn't effect me as much. The only thing that grosses me out is someone eating poop or playing with it.
@@nashtheneetI have a yes but seeing things grosses me out very easily, even people just spitting on the ground can make me vomit but hearing about disgusting stuff doesn’t make me queasy unless it involves blood then I just get a weak
Okay I just looked it up and the blood thing might just be mild BII phobia
@@lovis1188but he licked the inside and also the toilet brush
I'm so happy you started the vid the way you did, because I was sure about to eat my lunch and thought "...hmm, ill come back he sounds serious".
its something so simple yet so nice of him, i was actually eating and then he said that and decided to go watch another video, finish eating and then come back.
@@winglessbat I finished my meal...
No fr, I was eating dinner and thought “maybe it won’t be that gross” but because of how serious he was I decided to stop and come back later… I’m glad I did 😭
PRINCESS CAROLYN!!!
I was eating pizza and I didn't listen💀
Who has blackmail bad enough to get him to do this!?!?
Charlie, I can handle cringe texts, but politicians covered in feces are a WHOLE different story.
For me it's the other way around lol feces and stuff don't bother me anymore
The only difference is, that in case of regular politicians you can witness shit comming out of their mouth - in this case it`s the other way around. Not a big deal to me...
Urinevited to joins shh it lers campaign.
I have contamination OCD I’m working hard to deal with and the fact people like this exist doesn’t help. How in the ever living hell is he not in the hospital with some new disease he created?? When you infect yourself you risk infecting other people. Be clean people and if you have an unsanitary feitish get help.
Exactly. People like this make compulsions and intrusive thoughts so much worse than they already are
Idk. He js built different
Cats have the most parasites I’m sure u have a bunch
Maybe you should go back to school.
Multiple misspellings and literally zero punctuation.
You actually need to get help... in ELA class. @baku1990XD
@@ninnin22ninnin i dont know wats ELA class is for my shame i am german and i have Problems to spell right but at least its good enough to bee understood. its a Progress …🤷🏻
Charlie doesn't realise that this is actually the best way to prepare for becoming a politician.
i like to imagine Martin is a whistleblower releasing never before seen footage of the indoctrination process to become a politician lol. probably got boeinged by now if you ask me
Getting yourself ready to say bullshit
@@skullsnake9009 Lmao good one
Nothing could have prepared me for this.
as a german i can confirm that this is the most normal politician we have
Yea it’s fucked
why? Leftist and liberals say each their own so he didn do nun wrong??? BTW he is homosexual.
Most normal conservative politician*
@@asya-35987 both sides are fucked
@@asya-35987 he literally identifies as a democrat. lmao cope more.
The mustache thing is right out of a South Park skit. Cartman literally did that to Butters in an episode!!!
My exact thought 😭
They be putting Butters through every form of torture known to man 💀
I was just about to say that. It comes from the episode “Cartman Sucks” (Season 11 Episode 2)
“Hey little buddy you got some crap right here”😂
@@hiimlorenzo807i love that episode so much
its funny as hell because cartman shows the photo when kyle wasn’t even gonna show it
8:08 I looked it up, the newest article I saw talked about the FDP further distancing themselves and ending their cooperation with him while saying: “Such behavior goes against the fundamental values and principles of our party.”
Also, the article ends with a small paragraph that just says “Why Neumaier recorded such videos of himself, and posted them on social media, is unknown”, which is really funny to me rn
Wasn't it literally stated that it was some Sub/Dom Fetish shit?
@@gehtdichnichtsan2418then why tf would he out himself like that?
Getting humiliated to such a degree was probably his greatest fantasy? He's clearly mentally ill, so you're not gonna get far with attempting normal reasoning.
@@gehtdichnichtsan2418isn’t it just scat😭
He apparently was being blackmailed. Authorities also already found a suspect during investigations. If thats true, remains to be seen. But given how bizarre all this is, it would be a somewhat "reasonable" explanation.
Its shocking! Im from Germany and here the media ignores this event!!! I heard about it when I saw your video... not one of our media-houses is talking about this incident.... It's extremely frightening
That's not true. I read about it on the Tagesschau website two weeks ago.
@@Eskapismus Wow..an incident like that and it gets some lines in an online blog that no one reads. Oh I forgot..they couldn't blame the AfD...that's why.
@@Ripuli1974 "An online blog that no one reads"? "Tagesschau" is one of the most popular news formats in Germany. Other news sources also reported about the incident; I just said were _I_ read about it (first). No need to be so rude.
(But the way you always bring up or defend the extremist right-wing party AFD in your comments says it all.)
@@Eskapismus With "most popular" you probably mean the TV version which didn't mention this incident at all.
Besides that I wasn't rude at all. I criticize the mainstream media for being one-eyed but you had to impute something to me that I didn't say. So who is rude?
@@Ripuli1974Its has been covered tho. Do you require it to be everywhere?
No warning could've prepared me for this news
I'm a 2020 president candidate
I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit
I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip
Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
Great, as if I wasnt already afraid of using a public bathroom, now I would have to be afraid of good ol Neumaier knocking on my cabin door asking me to not flush
ah i see, you'd prefer an unlicked public bathroom
Do not leave this man alone in the prison bathroom with a bar of soap or to scrub the floor tiles clean with a toothbrush.
Thats enough internet for today
Try changing the wires over. The static could be from demoxilation
It's been a long time since u thought I've seen enough for the day
Not enough for me I can go deeper gimme gimme more
XD
I just sat down to watch this while eating dinner XD
Was like how bad can it be?...
Edit: Typos
I literally just finished eating chilli.😂
was not ready for this one
I once read a paper by a psychologist stating that people who have this fascination with fecal matter (coprophilia) are the most traumatized. It takes something terrible happening to you to get this way apparently.
But does he need to share it with everyone else in the class? :')
I can’t imagine what it takes holy shit (fr fr)
This is absolutely true. When I saw him sounding all sexual while licking that urinal I felt so sad for him because I instantly knew.
@@ellissvannish5788 Literally this 😂😭😭
Happen to remember who wrote it or its name?
The worst part is, people have walked passed this guy not knowing what hes done. also, NOT THE TOILET BRUSH😭😭😭
Ikr, Toilet brush is next level...I'm largely immune to things that people find offensive but this was NOT it😭
He will be kissing his secretary afterwards I think.
see now i cant trust anyone there's always gonna be some tiny part of my brain like "what if this mf licks toilets in private"
3:47 explains why his tounge looks so musty
I am traumatized
As a healthcare professional… I am had to physically cover my eyes watching the public toilet video. I cannot even express how dangerous that is 😭
seems deadly
I'm a 2020 president candidate
I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit
I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip
Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
It’s not like we went through a pandemic.
Is it possible to get Aids this way?
@@Masterchief_Tito probably
I can imagine the opposition telling him to "eat shit" and he says "gladly" with a smile
Do what you love with a smile, and you'll live everyday to the fullest 💀
@@ZippingHorizon😭😭😭😭
@@ZippingHorizon Talk about a shit eating grin
The FDP is a liberal German party, but liberal has a different meaning in Germany. The American liberal would be called left-wing in Germany and liberal is more of an economic classification, which means that one is in favor of the free market economy and that politics should not control the market
Left wing and liberal are different things in the first place liberal means diversification of the powers. It is opposite of autoritharism while left-right about progressiness and conservatism..America is a liberal right wing for example. Many middle eastern countries right authoritarism. Communism is left authoritism for example.
Which is ironic
@@exosproudmamabear558 Communism isn't authoritarian, have you any idea how many sub-divisions communism has? Marxism-Leninism and Maoism are certainly authoritarian, anarcho-communists are anything but.
In Brazil it is the same. Liberals are just another type of conservatives.
I also want to add that what the USA considers as "left" would be considered "right" in Germany. In fact, the closest german party to american Democrats are the CDU, and it is more right leaning. The problem is that the Republicans in the USA are even more right-leaning, which should be a bit concerning from an outside view.
You know, he’s gonna make himself so sick, he won’t be around into good old age
"shitler" is diabolical
Welcome to 🤡 World - the closest we're going to get to living in Invader Zim's universe. 👽 🤖 🌎
I went to comment “shitler” but it was alr taken 😢
"if it's his own brand" "if it's a 3rd party pooper" lmaooo
I also laughed at those 2 quotes 😂😂 Charlie is a natural fuckin A
He has the best zingers. Sometimes I wonder if they're written down somewhere🧐
okay the crusty piss part got me, i can't go on.
i had to end this video immediately
You made the right choice. I unfortunately did not and my mind is forever haunted.
@@LizzyGiggles Do you see
I'm a 2020 president candidate
I done put a hundred bands on Zimmerman, shit
I been movin' real gangsta', so that's why she pick a Crip
Shawty call me Crisco, 'cause I pop my shit
The mf was moaning he liked it 😱😭
People were saying “Politicians are so sh!tty” and he was like “Oh…?? I’ve found my calling”
No way I find out about this from Charlie, and not the Media first. Im living there.
A German politician giving himself a Dirty Sanchez is not something I expected to learn about today. Definitely not on my bingo card.
I'm surprised to see other countries having the crazies as bad as America does
taking shit away from this man is like taking paint from Hitler, you won't like what comes next
@@trophyscene5015 in America, we have an old man with a boot on his head promising unicorns to all his voters. Though unhinged, he’s at least not licking toilets and covering himself in shit.
Seems more like he was local politician :(
@@Cosmic_Espeon Vermin Supreme is a performance artist, he's not actually a genuinely unhinged fella
the fact that he posts it online is the scariest part
He’s like a Pamperchu with degrees.
Imagine what else he would do if he is willing to share this with just anyone. I bet he is also a PDF file. What is worse, this could have been any of the weirdos. It could have just as easily been Trump.
There was a group on facebook called “heavy metal shitposting” and people would literally put pictures of shit fresh out the ass in the bowl in the group and people would comment poopy pictures back. It was fucked
He didn’t post it, he was leaked.
I was not prepared for this
I knew politicians were all full of crap but this is getting ridiculous
Literally…
I see what you've done there.
And people really be saying we shouldn’t shame kinks…
Without shame, what's even the point of a kink???
SOME KINKS ARE AN EXCEPTION.
Shaking hands would be a nightmare for his coworkers
Bro got every std and disease from A to Z
But seriously Charlie, I dont know how you got through this without wanting to throw up 😭
Humans in 2024: commits atrocity while holding your phone to make sure you capture every second of it
This is truly a huge poopenfarten drama
Underrated comment lol
Please explain what this means because it’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time
This comment should be saved into the archives of history
@juliagreen423 its reference to a joke post of a badly drawn charlie with one of the videos titled "huge poopenfarten drama"
Poopenschmëargate!
Im from Germany and he’s now saying he got blackmailed to do that and filed everything at the police!
Wich I kinda don’t believe, I’d puke all around if I had to do that and he seemed to enjoy it lol
If he was blackmailed, then I'm suspicious of what is so severe that he has to go to these lengths to hide it from the public.
That man was not blackmailed
@@Solorflare99 precisely 😭
I struggle to believe someone actually believes he was blackmailed. He made out with that brush like it was the love of his life, he was 100% into it
Is he a popular politician?
LMAO
4:07 "He chose Ultra Nightmare Mode." -Moist critical
DOOM
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toilet man video timestamps:
The video starts at 3:21
The video ends at 3:51
I was not prepared for Moist to show the actual video without censorship. Dude licking the toilet brush is what threw me off the most.
I think "licking" the toilet brush would've been a lot less worse. That dude straight up *swallowed* that toilet brush. Still outright foul
No. No censorship! If we can't handle seeing the crazy, then we won't be able to ever stop it. 🤚🚫
Thanks for the warning, gonna skip this one.
What's the timestamp? I don't want to vomit.
@@doctornick17I included the timestamps of the video in my edited comment.
I know you gave me a warning but i was not ready for this
"1-politician-1-cup" 🤣
This is even worse than that thing Charlie said once: “I would rather my child grow up to become a professional toilet seat kisser than become a prankster”
i work in an inpatient psych unit. i’ve seen this exact behavior from patients before. he is sick and needs help
I think he is just lgqqqbt , my friends adopted this practice and now are full of dessease and said me they aquire their desseases like this
@@999Lipecraft please learn how to spell "disease" before telling a professional that scat fetishes come from being gay
@@999Lipecraft Holy shit, I never new someone could fuck up the spelling of "disease" that bad.
@@derpy9452 ahyo I don't care much about writing you got the message , my friends all became gae and now they have hepatitis C and bunch of other things and they told me this is how they got their virus 🦠 😂
We used to use a lot of drug together I don't go there anymore
And I never knew someone would fuck up the spelling of "knew" (I'm just playing with ya)@@derpy9452
as a german i'd like to say that this is the most normal FDP politician
😂
Man, i dont think there is a single normal party in germany. Its just that gradation of shittyness is different
From worst to best:
AFD/FDP(they share a place as the worst, almost every day they fight to outcompete each other)-Greens-SPD/CDU+CSU(again, they share a place, CDU handled things very well for long, but left us with a bare ass in terms of our military)
@@agentorange9867bro the greens are def worse than afd. Greens literally got caught smoking meth. And cdu was gambling with retirement funds LMAOO. I think thats a lot worse than anything afd has "done. "
@@agentorange9867 BSW for the win
@@agentorange9867Die Partei... denn sie ist sehr gut.
As a German I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if all politicians were like this not just in Germany
No I think not all politicians whould smear a hitler stach on themselves lmao...
As a Russian, I have to agree with you...
@@phishcatt they literally bought an island to r kids on so idk wth you on about. Dubai princes also do all this shit even though they execute ppl for the smallest things possible. These politicians are all the same stop being naive
Was this a regular thing for the guy, or just a psychotic break of some sort?
@@arima_song Stay away from windows. Good luck, bro 😰
3rd party pooper😭😭 6:51
i was NOT ready for this video charlie
I read an article in the german press about it, and apperantly there is an ongoing investigation for blackmail against him, so maybe there is more to the story
bro if they are blackmailing him to do THIS and he agreed, imagine what even worse things he did that they are blackmailing him with
@@xcell_r4thr87 Well, I don't know shit about this (pun intended) but if you give me a gun and show me where your family lives, I can get you to post a video like this.
No its a fetish thing and he is totally into it but he is just lying now saying someone forced him to do it fing weirdo 😂😂
Yeah by it's mistress or mister, he is clearly enjoying himself.
@@xcell_r4thr87dude prolly killed someone or is a pedo if its worse than this 😭
Yet I get sick from being outside in the rain for 20 minutes.
Wtf 😂
Bro, I love watching your videos in your witty and just overall funny analogy on things, especially when it has to do with the Gotham lore. I have been a fan of you for years and many more to come.
“If you have a sensitive stomach don’t watch this”
Me as a healthcare worker eating while watching this 😂
_"Anyone want a bit?"_
Feeels! 😂
Me casually eating a Reese's Cup and then slowly stopping creating the mental image of poopy in my mind after watching this 😢
saaame XD
Thank you for your service! People like you help save lives!
As a German:
The FDP is certainly not a "leftist" party. They like to claim that they are centrist- to left-leaning but that's not true when you consider many of their votes on policies. They are centrist in most 'social'-aspects but the moment taxes and corporations are influenced, they MASSIVELY favor the big corpos and will do anything to take money from the lower-class to give it to the rich.
I was gonna say, I’m not German but I was pretty sure that FDP was not at all truly “left” (at least from an American prospective, which given our political scene at the moment the bar to be considered “left” if on the floor). Glad to have that confirmed without having to dig more into Mr. Poo-stache
They are liberal in the actual sense of the word. They favor personal freedom over government intervention.
Worst of both worlds, sounds like modern Germany 👍
Obsession with feces is a proud time-honored German tradition.
@@Saufs0ldat libertarian?
This was the wrong video for my ''dinner and youtube'' time.
You know his breath REEKS
He was just filling his mouth with shit to spew later. Typical politician.
Every politician's routine
Being disgusted isn’t quite enough to describe how I’m feeling about this.
There are well over a million words in the English language, yet not a single one, not a single phrase, could possibly net the sheer disgust I feel as of now
Moist
Charlie told me to brace myself by holding the edge of my seat. So imagine the terror that shot through me when I realized I was standing without a seat in sight.
“He’s off the grid right now”
That somehow makes it even scarier
he could literally be anywhere
As a politician that has smeared feces on himself frequently, I do not approve of this video.
you have my vote
Seek therapy
@@rimzaaah5892imagine if sarcasm was a thing
@@rimzaaah5892 learn some basic english language devices. Here is your first one on the house:
Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
I'll vote for you anytime. Who wouldn't?
1924: Politicians are seen as idols and gods among men.
2024: Politician literally shitposts
I'm from Germany and I find it amazing that you bring up this topic...here in Germany we don't hear about it in the press because it's not wanted.
so funny seeing mother trucking penguinz0 talk about it, yet our own media doesnt x'DDDD
I think it's because it' just a local low level politician. I was wondering if I missed something on my vacation, but it's just an unlucky guy who got caught in his very, very extreme fetish, the end is career - at least.
To add: and well, my guess is it's nothing Spiegel would easily show because it's a bit of a stinky subject. I'm sure if you look for it you will find it in Schmierblätter, gossip sites... BILD maybe, but that's something I do not touch.
I dont consume german press much but I heard about it the day it happened lol
What the fuck are you talking about, it was literally covered by Tagesschau and every other major news outlet in germany :D
who would want to see this on the news?
I don’t know how to continue my day after this. Like ive never been face to face with news like this. What do I do now ??
I feel genuinely confused at what to do after watching this. But I don't feel okay.
All you can do is acknowledge that humanity can always sink lower. So aspire to be a bastion of sanity and worth that counter balances the ick. Otherwise... Heroin. 😉
@@MichaelSplatkins “Otherwise… Heroin” 💀💀
If you're too young to remember 9/11, that's exactly what it felt like.
@@MichaelSplatkins*sigh* where's the old rusty spoon...
My fault for having ears and eyes today Charlie