The HONDA From HELL | DRUNK STORYTIME

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @cndy1490
    @cndy1490 6 лет назад +738

    *gets a honda commercial before the video*

  • @Luis-ej4ei
    @Luis-ej4ei 6 лет назад +489

    But the make up though, that's what truly matters and it is fucking gorgeous

    • @kewukings6611
      @kewukings6611 6 лет назад

      love but i saw a circle around the mouth, the color doesnt 100% match

    • @cutekinoko_
      @cutekinoko_ 6 лет назад +1

      I was about to sayyyy. GAWJESSSS

    • @mjvidal143
      @mjvidal143 6 лет назад +4

      André B- I Know Right At First I Wasn't Really Paying Attention To It But As Time Comes The Bitches Makeup Keeps Getting Fiercer And Fiercer . . . HAHAHA Come Through Mama Jai Okuurrr!!!!! 💪😂✌️😘👍

  • @TreMelvin
    @TreMelvin 6 лет назад +251

    LMAO

  • @RianPhin
    @RianPhin 6 лет назад +494

    I can’t drive but this was like the most solidifying cautionary tale I’ve ever heard about cars... all those fees... omg

    • @deannatroi3434
      @deannatroi3434 6 лет назад +9

      Rian Phin the cautionary tale is getting a used car for 1000 at a dealer. Lol. I got my Volvo for 2000, I’ve had to fix a few things but it 100% has not costed anywhere near 10000 and I’ve had it for over 3 years. Just gotta do your research first

    • @ClaudiaRabbitHeart
      @ClaudiaRabbitHeart 6 лет назад +1

      rian omg!!! ily!!

    • @effejay515
      @effejay515 6 лет назад +1

      Deanna Troi bitch I’m gonna need you to help me get a Volvo cuz guurrrllll that’s in my bucket list for real for real 😩🎈💕

    • @timgomez14
      @timgomez14 6 лет назад +6

      Miles was just inexperienced. Have your car checked out by a mechanic BEFORE buying. Get the mechanic to make an estimate of all problems/potential repairs IN WRITING. Then you're good to go, if something breaks after buying it you have the mechanic liable in writing for not informing you. If the car is crap you only spent $200 for a mechanic to inspect it instead of thousands of dollars buying a piece of junk.

    • @michellerivera6201
      @michellerivera6201 6 лет назад +1

      T Gomez Exactly! Do your research, and try not to get one with a bunch of miles on it!

  • @TobyOmi
    @TobyOmi 6 лет назад +124

    this wig paid my rent, cured my acne and told me i was worth it

  • @7GeorgeB1
    @7GeorgeB1 6 лет назад +308

    your story times are inconicccc

  • @KrishnaTheKumar
    @KrishnaTheKumar 6 лет назад +227

    I'm watching!

  • @kyronnixon9562
    @kyronnixon9562 6 лет назад +57

    8:49 “WHY?!”
    Dads response: ..”oh”

  • @Xk8rsx
    @Xk8rsx 6 лет назад +181

    On another note, your hair and make up are on point. Love the pink 💖💖

    • @vcresources
      @vcresources 6 лет назад +1

      Xk8rsx *yessssss boooooooo*

  • @ruinned
    @ruinned 6 лет назад +119

    I love how you 'around the world' your lipstick on that cup. Like, we made it full circle with this story and you can tell from the pink ring around the rim of your cup.

  • @starlovegirl24
    @starlovegirl24 6 лет назад +126

    Don't buy an old car from a dealership 💀💀 used cars are great just have a mechanic look at it before you buy. Car dealerships stay scamming

    • @MissJeriB
      @MissJeriB 6 лет назад +2

      starlovegirl24 but who has one of those just laying about

    • @cutekinoko_
      @cutekinoko_ 6 лет назад +2

      Jeri B lmfao right

    • @starlovegirl24
      @starlovegirl24 6 лет назад +32

      Jeri B a mechanic? You can find used cars on Craigslist pretty easy from private owners. Some of my best cars have been 3,000 dollars or less. alot of times you can pay a mechanic to drive to look at the car with you or ask the owner of the car to let you test drive it to your local with them. If someone won't let you have a mechanic look it over/test drive it before you buy then that's a red flag.

    • @rachelanelalanimazzone427
      @rachelanelalanimazzone427 6 лет назад +1

      Craigslist dude. Bought a 94 Corolla for 800 dollars and it lasted me till I moved

    • @SourEggz
      @SourEggz 6 лет назад

      Or grab someone who is mechanically inclined (I am from Alberta tho - a lot of people I know are either in trades or familiar with mechanics). Or you might be related to a mechanic like myself.
      That being said, I don’t drive. 🙃

  • @latinabeeotch417
    @latinabeeotch417 6 лет назад +31

    Gurrlllllll I had a Honda from hell tooooo!!! I was sold a used Honda that was a death trap. From the first day I had it there was a scraping/creaking sound from the front left tire area but I was assured that it was just because the car was from ‘99. My dumbass believed it. I went back to them when the sound got louder and I had to insist that the mechanic drive it with me so he could hear what I was hearing. He heard it and again reassured me that it was due to the car’s age. Fast forward a few days and I’m going home from work at like 12:30 at night and I see some pedestrians crossing in the crosswalk so I slow down and stop. Just as the car comes to a stop, the front left side crashes down to the ground and starts scraping and making sparks as I’m desperately trying to stop it. It finally stops just in front of the crosswalk and scares the shit out of the pedestrians. They came to my drivers side and asked me if I was ok. I said yes and asked if they were too. They said they were fine, just startled. They helped me with their flashlights on their phones and we discovered that the entire left front wheel was folded under the car, completely off the axle. The sound id been hearing was the ball bearing slowly snapping off the axle. I was so ripping mad, as was my dad who paid for the car, so we went back and demanded the money back. If I’d been on the highway I’d be dead because of that fucking car. DONT TRUST EVERYTHING THEY TELL YOU!!!

  • @amanreddy8148
    @amanreddy8148 6 лет назад +70

    That car was the work of the demons. Good you got rid of that negativity gurl.

  • @someone6411
    @someone6411 6 лет назад +21

    I could feel every ounce of your rage through the screen omg

  • @Indiegirl007
    @Indiegirl007 6 лет назад +44

    I wouldn't say DON'T buy a used/old car, but do your homework on them. Get a mechanic to look at it before buying, take your time, check it out thoroughly, and ask questions. If you have to leave and come back, then do so. (But theres no guarantee that it would still be there) Take your time during the paperwork. Read EVERYTHING. You're not on the car dealer's time, they are on YOUR time. They want the sale, so they are going to wait. Ask questions. Like, if it's under warranty and for how long. Where did it come from before then. Factor in the interest on your loan. If it don't make sense, THEN DON'T BUY IT. There are tons of other avenues available. You HAVE to do your homework and go in with a game plan and STICK TO IT. Don't be afraid to be a hard ass. Buying a car is a huge thing and can fuck you over so hard. It must be approached like you are the FBI interrogating a big time coke dealer. And most of all, remember that you have options. Just because things didn't work out at the first dealer, doesn't mean that you will never find a car.

    • @michellerivera6201
      @michellerivera6201 6 лет назад +2

      Indiegirl007 My best advice for making any big purchase is sleep on it for at least one night before making a decision.

  • @thatgirlayhanah
    @thatgirlayhanah 3 года назад +1

    Miles videos have always been 👏 quality i revesit his old ones and they still make me smile ☺

  • @ItsJenEm
    @ItsJenEm 6 лет назад +30

    Imma need you to send me that hair, when you finish with her.

  • @BunniPone
    @BunniPone 6 лет назад +2

    Your aesthetic in this video is EVERYTHING! You look like a dream! Hair and makeup tutorial please!

  • @Mambo1061
    @Mambo1061 6 лет назад +33

    The ending reminded me of El Dorado 😂

  • @vshleyomg
    @vshleyomg 6 лет назад +8

    I haven't even watched the video yet, and I'm LIVING for it.

  • @danin6895
    @danin6895 6 лет назад +7

    I’m actually about to buy my first car and everyone keeps telling me it would probably be easier to just get a used one, but in my mind it makes more sense to just get a new one and this video just made up my mind. ugh we love a helpful legend. ty Miles 💖

    • @inoclasism
      @inoclasism 6 лет назад +3

      Gaga Slaughter if you can afford it go ahead and get a new car.

    • @michellerivera6201
      @michellerivera6201 6 лет назад +6

      Gaga Slaughter I got a new one and regretted it. Literally, as soon as you drive it off the lot it drops thousands in value. Get a used one with low miles and a warranty (manufacturer's warranty, not from the dealer). Another option is to get a certified pre-owned which costs a little more, but it's a compromise between new and used.

    • @danin6895
      @danin6895 6 лет назад

      Lauren Kirk still in the process of car buying so thanks for this info 💗

  • @jblyon2
    @jblyon2 6 лет назад +26

    That care was probably in a bad accident or flooded. Dealers usually keep one or two like that on the lot to sell to people who come in wanting the cheapest car they can get. It's sad, but they usually sell them for twice what they're worth. Carfax isn't even accurate when checking for accidents.

  • @ivanroxx92
    @ivanroxx92 6 лет назад +3

    Miles, im so sorry that happened. I kind of went through some shit similar. I hated that part where you can’t do one thing without the other. The rage honey. Let it out girl yes.

  • @CourtneyBee
    @CourtneyBee 6 лет назад +1

    YASSSSSS! More drunk storytimes!

  • @jemilabubbles9384
    @jemilabubbles9384 6 лет назад +1

    Please do more story times with the animations. They add so much humor to the story..

  • @CohnTrohL
    @CohnTrohL 6 лет назад +30

    You look .............. amazing *Thorgy voice*

  • @ruinned
    @ruinned 6 лет назад +30

    I have a Mazda with similar bad juju. GREAT car, great mileage but omg- it just cannot handle sharing the road with other people or anything related. I got rear ended the second week that I had it. Passenger door slammed while parked from some jerk truck trying to back into a compact spot. Rear ended again entering a valet. And then I moved from CA to a two title state and the DMV sent my title to the wrong place, so now I'm stressing on renewing my tags.

    • @Catatonia31
      @Catatonia31 6 лет назад +9

      Roo Yessss, on the bad juju vehicles! I think some just come off the lot with negativity. You need a young priest and an old priest to exorcise the demons!

  • @meggles389
    @meggles389 5 лет назад

    I’ve never related to a story time more than this ISTG. Cars are just one clusterfuck after another! 😂😂

  • @winsdayesherrod330
    @winsdayesherrod330 6 лет назад +39

    Was that a logo I just saw yessss for the come up

  • @OCruz-sw1ow
    @OCruz-sw1ow 6 лет назад

    You drinking from that cup is a big mood lol

  • @kyleet04
    @kyleet04 6 лет назад

    Your personality and this storytime absolutely gave me the most solid laugh I've had in all the month of May HAHAHAHA

  • @kellybelly1004
    @kellybelly1004 6 лет назад

    That beginning doe!! 😂😂😂😂
    Also~ peach soju is the shiiiiiiii~

  • @mjvidal143
    @mjvidal143 6 лет назад +1

    Mama Jai's Makeup Is On Point AF But That Asymmetrical Chocker Is Killing Me Still Love Yah Miles 💪😂✌️😘👍
    P.S Props To Miles From Surviving That Kind Of An Obstacle In Life Because If Something Like That Would've Happen to Me I Would Just Let The Homophobes Kill Me Than Face It . . . . . HAHAHA Love You Miles 😂✌️😘👍😺

  • @thatsomefyi
    @thatsomefyi 6 лет назад

    Miles, I am so sorry that you had to go through this but your personality just makes this video hilarious looollllll

  • @gyqz
    @gyqz 6 лет назад

    Girrrrlll...I see why you popped a Soju there.....shots!!!
    Thanks for this amazingly entertaining drunk storytime video!!

  • @raynakierra9645
    @raynakierra9645 6 лет назад

    you're giving an ethereal beauty and I feel reborn witnessing it.

  • @user-yi7xe8rr9r
    @user-yi7xe8rr9r 6 лет назад

    The blush on your node and across the face is cute!!!!

  • @whosthatchick5150
    @whosthatchick5150 6 лет назад

    Sis.... GUUUURL ....That is just stress, you are serving LAAWKS THOUGH!!😍💖💗💕💫✨

  • @Tymosofine
    @Tymosofine 6 лет назад +5

    Oh gurl, you were going through it! I feel you though cars are the most hit or miss asset of all time. Hope you get a better one in the future

  • @miaiscoolshawn2917
    @miaiscoolshawn2917 4 года назад

    Omg yasss queen -can we all just say miles look today is sooo cute and pretty I love it the eyeshadow the hair the lips soooooo on point and the necklace and earrings perfect with this look omg love it!

  • @youfoundtorri
    @youfoundtorri 6 лет назад +1

    I feel bad that u went through all that hell and I’m even more nervous of driving and getting a car...
    But on the brighter side your face is ON POINT 💖

  • @camillelinda9932
    @camillelinda9932 6 лет назад

    The colors in this video 😍😍😍 (and I need that cup ☝🏾❤️)

  • @Luisinthehouse
    @Luisinthehouse 6 лет назад +9

    Miles, my brother and I feel your pain. Its so relatable. #Shook

  • @thelooker5476
    @thelooker5476 6 лет назад +2

    Liking, commenting and sharing cause my girl is going through a rough time😘😘 sending positive vibes😘😘

  • @terciopelo
    @terciopelo 6 лет назад +5

    This made me laugh so hard I cried. Thank god I can't drive.

  • @tabularasaconfirmed
    @tabularasaconfirmed 6 лет назад

    I LOVE your makeup and contacts. This is so funny and one of the many reasons I don't drive lmao.

  • @charlidi1812
    @charlidi1812 6 лет назад

    I don’t know why but I laughed super hard at the thumbnail.

  • @MsMiriamAba
    @MsMiriamAba 6 лет назад

    I’m living for your storytimes

  • @kuladiamond5570
    @kuladiamond5570 5 лет назад

    I love you Miles! I'm new to your channel ^^ your vids are very fun and entertaining!! Ahm I followed you on instagram 😊

  • @itslisababy69
    @itslisababy69 6 лет назад +3

    "The Devil Had Other Plans" I'm so dead💀😂

  • @tylorwithanO
    @tylorwithanO 6 лет назад

    Miles I’m in tears!!! 🤣🤣 it’s only this funny because I know exactly how you feel! I’ve had a similar car experience

  • @1Kylemottley
    @1Kylemottley 6 лет назад

    MORE MORE MORE STORIES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA learning sooo much

  • @johnsailorsgoat
    @johnsailorsgoat 6 лет назад

    I LOVE YOUR DRUNK STORIES!!!

  • @Michi9531
    @Michi9531 6 лет назад +1

    I’ve watched this video so many times and I’ve cried and hollered EVERY time bc I JUST GOT RID OF MY 1999 HONDA AND IT WAS THE SAME

  • @dbaby7416
    @dbaby7416 6 лет назад

    your makeup is so on point. but thanks for all the good advice!

  • @HistoryHighwithLisaMarrie
    @HistoryHighwithLisaMarrie 5 лет назад

    Gotta love LA impound I just went through almost the exact thing and it wasn't even my car I was holding it for somebody, LOL.

  • @NinaMorenos
    @NinaMorenos 4 года назад

    I love these drunk story time of yours!

  • @NovaLikeAStar69
    @NovaLikeAStar69 6 лет назад

    Drunk story-time from Miles is the ONLY story-time that matters.

  • @nikoyacade8267
    @nikoyacade8267 6 лет назад

    I'm sorry but your pain gives pleasure...you're just so funny😭

  • @devinthedu-ohwait587
    @devinthedu-ohwait587 6 лет назад

    Ooooo bitch, i just walked through the door and saw this notification. You know just when to come thru! 😭💯💯

  • @taureanfighter
    @taureanfighter 6 лет назад +84

    ...this right here is why I don't want a car. EVER.

    • @JulesJuno737
      @JulesJuno737 6 лет назад +3

      Right???..I mean a license yes but I'm gonna be extra nice to my bus drivers and cabs more @_@

    • @michellerivera6201
      @michellerivera6201 6 лет назад +7

      Jules Juno Sounds like y'all are lucky enough to live somewhere with public transportation..

    • @PiccoloVegeta97
      @PiccoloVegeta97 4 года назад

      sounds privileged

  • @ThePoopetpals
    @ThePoopetpals 6 лет назад

    Omg, this was hilarious 😂 I'm crying 😂😂🤣

  • @tiptop9373
    @tiptop9373 6 лет назад

    i cant really imagine laughing at this vid, maybe like in disbelief but your frustration was so intense it felt like i was the one going through it lmao. hope things go better for you now miles, you look fuckin gorgeous ❤

  • @afroboricua1900
    @afroboricua1900 6 лет назад

    Omg Miles! GURRRLL! Thank you for teaching me, personally stuff like this... because I too have a dad, who I didn’t grow up with and I never knew anything about cars and the junk about buying one and all those stupid payments... and shiiii~ so thank you because I taught me. Even tho it was a story time but it was educational for me ^^ *hugs* btw sorry that happened to you.. -.- The struggle

  • @xYzItsMehzYx
    @xYzItsMehzYx 6 лет назад

    Miles looks so pretty in this video. I'm so proud. Our baby has came a long way.

  • @Petallic
    @Petallic 6 лет назад

    YAAAASSSS please more drunk story timesss

  • @wharro
    @wharro 6 лет назад

    Tooo funny!! Sorry Miles but this was soo good. More stories please lol

  • @challengedpictures
    @challengedpictures 6 лет назад

    Definitely more drunk story time videos please! Love you Miles!! 😘

  • @ULTIMATEINUYASHAFAN
    @ULTIMATEINUYASHAFAN 6 лет назад

    Wow, that was a story and a half, the soju was needed!!! 😥 Also your friend was an angel wow! ♡

  • @zacharias1567
    @zacharias1567 2 года назад

    LOVED THIS. I had an old Honda with very similar issues! Hope you find something better!

  • @AlexQ
    @AlexQ 6 лет назад +23

    Daaaaaaayum. So what’s the new car gonna look like?

  • @oscarrb8332
    @oscarrb8332 6 лет назад +1

    This was perfection 😂😂

  • @graybrennan9731
    @graybrennan9731 6 лет назад

    gurl this way a good story time, I feel your struggle. and the makeup and do is everything. I just got a second-hand car and you are making me sweat.

  • @thomasnicolas2353
    @thomasnicolas2353 6 лет назад

    Omg I live for your storytimes 😂

  • @chancelee15
    @chancelee15 6 лет назад

    on the upside, your face is beat amazingly 💙💙💙 love the aesthetic

  • @endokuken1678
    @endokuken1678 6 лет назад +22

    That generation of Hondas are notorious for battery problems, probably why your car wasn't starting

    • @hellsinger
      @hellsinger 6 лет назад +1

      he didn't say what generation it was? and batteries are a replaceable item?? you're supposed to replace them every 2-5 yrs depending on climate...

    • @endokuken1678
      @endokuken1678 6 лет назад +6

      shiki1xk he shows a picture of the car 3:11, it's a 2005-2006. These cars have an early version of bluetooth technology which drains the battery even when the car is off. Your lesson for the day :-)

  • @misoandramen
    @misoandramen 6 лет назад

    I freak'n LOVE the makeup and hair

  • @TeLeShae
    @TeLeShae 6 лет назад

    Im LIVING For That Hair Color Miles 😍💯

  • @RachelD077
    @RachelD077 6 лет назад

    your makeupppp is so prettyyyyy and your hairrr beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @kenxmone
    @kenxmone 6 лет назад +16

    😂😂😂😂 finally a story

  • @adaywithaleks6556
    @adaywithaleks6556 6 лет назад

    I was getting SOO PISSED for you the entire time..I was like OMG IF THIS WAS ME 😭🤣 I HATE the bulshit that goes with owning an older vehicle but it gets me from a to b like you said. Lmao. I'm sorry you had to go through all that bulshit, we live and we learn right?🙄😘

  • @Jayboy509
    @Jayboy509 6 лет назад

    Yeah you need to do more story times I love them

  • @ulytheone
    @ulytheone 6 лет назад

    Miles got me fucked up😂 I definitely have learned soemthing here. thanks babe🤗💕

  • @keaaaaa
    @keaaaaa 6 лет назад

    i love ur style , new subbbbie 🖤 love u already!!!!!

  • @ygreen6846
    @ygreen6846 Год назад

    Miss these video Miles...shared this with my daughter who is buying a car with her dad soon..😂😂😂

  • @ashleybee1197
    @ashleybee1197 6 лет назад +2

    Poor little tink tink 🤣😂🤣😂 all bad luv I love your make up also 😍😍😊

  • @Super_Mario128
    @Super_Mario128 6 лет назад +5

    can we talk about your hair Miles? it's making you look like a sexy kitten!❤️🐱

  • @theone2n3
    @theone2n3 3 года назад

    Your spirit is so beautiful

  • @Traceym88
    @Traceym88 6 лет назад +2

    I love Miles!😍❤️❤️❤️So sad I missed you in Chicago☹️

  • @RichieSpahn
    @RichieSpahn 6 лет назад

    yAaaaaaaAAAAAAS ANOTHER STORYTIME QUEEEEN

  • @jmpsarahm
    @jmpsarahm 6 лет назад

    Oh my fucking god, you went through a looott guurrll, love u and keep doing your shit dis way, like you fantastic omg

  • @femmefa7ale
    @femmefa7ale 6 лет назад

    Purple is your colour miles! 😍😍😍

  • @ihategrapesoda
    @ihategrapesoda 6 лет назад +4

    First of all, you look so great in this video Miles omg 😊 Also today I found out I basically I have to sell my car bc it's trash and I definitely don't have the money to fix it (which would have been more money than my father paid for it. It was very cheap. And very very broken. I only got to use it for a month. And it was at a mechanics for like two weeks so.) And I'm only gonna get 100 for it. But as an 18 year old with a job that I haven't even started yet and it's already fuckin me over, I need whatever I can get. But it makes me feel better that I'm not the only one who's been through some bs like this

  • @XxsamasarusxX
    @XxsamasarusxX 6 лет назад

    Yes Miles! Finally somebody exposes dealerships!

  • @Dmish11
    @Dmish11 6 лет назад

    Yes please make more of these !!

  • @marcushervey800
    @marcushervey800 6 лет назад

    MilesJai ur on point with the looks OMG 😍

  • @ccthevixen
    @ccthevixen 6 лет назад +3

    miles look soooooo good

  • @user-ix9hv6fy4w
    @user-ix9hv6fy4w 6 лет назад

    lol the phone sound effect had me dead

  • @a-lyak
    @a-lyak 6 лет назад

    I swear, Miles always gives us the best storytimes, te amo 😂❤️

  • @ScreamBrie
    @ScreamBrie 6 лет назад

    The colors in this video! I 👏🏼need 👏🏼a tutorial. 👏🏼 ❤️