I went to South Korea last month and this random guy walked up to me and asked me to be his pretend fiance to meet his parents. His boyfriend was oddly fine with it, so I guess they talked it out before??? I was sketchy because . . . Who the hell does that? But eventually I agreed and his parents praised him for finding such a "successful and beautiful wife" and I'm sitting there with 'Deer in headlights' eyes like "Yup! I'm his fiance. Just don't ask me anything about him~". After it all ended he and his boyfriend took me out to eat and we all got along really well and they even gave me their number and we talk on Kkt. He, thankfully, told his parents we "broke up due to distance issues".
@@satansspawn4001 we still talk, they got married (finally came out to the parents). I attended their wedding (I cried like a baby) and they're planning to try adopting. I usually go visit once a year but not sure I'll make it this year cause this bitch named Corona. Sorry it took so long to reply~
If someone doesn't make a gif of miles drinking his drank with the "I just had sex" caption so that I can tweet it when I lose my virginity I will be SORELY disappointed
Tayjadore technically in the comments section, you are talking to everybody as you are publicly speaking and everyone can see what you wrote. But carry on.
LMAOOOO Man I actually ran into you last year in Harajuku and took your pic bc you were looking stunning with your friends and it took me like 20 minutes after I was like "....was that... Miles Jai??" and my friends made fun of me the entire day bc I didn't even realize it This is such a good story 😂😂😂
The only Korean guy I've had smt with was studying in Brussels and he was a total gentleman. He was part Italian too and super nice. We woke up the morning after being a bit woozy still and he got up. He is a good piano player and he said if I wanted to hear a song so obviously i said A Thousand Miles. Was real nice, had breakfast and left. He was in Korea when u were there too, was in ur video's even so i'm pretty sure you've talked. So basically we've met 👹
Lmao "it doesn't have to be sexual" in England I hooked up with two guys on separate nights only to find out they were brothers and friends with our host 😂
Went to Korea last summer and hooked up with guy only a few days after meeting him, but it's okay because now we've doing long distance since then and are engaged!
Juana Montecillo are you aware of Korean culture and what is woman's place in a marriage over there? 'Cause I hella wouldn't marry a Korean guy and know girls from my country who did and got tons of regrets
I went to a really small college prep high school, talking my graduating class had 18 people in it. Anywho, for our senior trip we went to Rome. IT WAS LIT! (Despite the fact that we stayed in a convent with Nuns, another story for another time). Well we were there for a full week, this was my second time there, so we kind of got familiar with the area. In one of the Piazas there was a group of guys break dancing on legit cardboard like in the movies. If you've ever travelled abroad you know there is this level of courage you have just because you know you will probably never see these people again. As we watched them prepare to battle one another for euros or whatever, I immediately run to the front of the small crowd that was gathered (like 10 ppl) and proceed to dance. Imagine the club scene dance routine from white chicks. Me and my friends are going ham, and the guys legit thought it was the funniest thing ever. They let us "breakdance" (roll around) on their cardboard with them and played along with us. Super nice people in Italy, you should go. By the end of our routine we all had a good laugh and the crowd had like tripled. Pretty fun memory for a 16 year old in Rome without parents.
On holiday me and my bestie found a great bar and randomly convinced all these other people to go there including a group of German guys. They wound up winning a contest at the bar and got a bottle of champagne which they shared with us for bringing them there, the bar also gave us free drinks for bringing a load of customers. Plus we randomly met these rich Norwegians who bought us a load of drinks too. Someone also bought me breakfast. Was a bomb last night!
Bahaha bear in mind, that was the same dude who was hitting on tima in the beginning. After the boom boom tima was all excited to meet him and everyone's all friends.
I should not have been eating ramen while watching this. I almost choked to death while laughing. 😂😂😂 and a fun thing abroad...does St. Thomas count? I went swimming with some strangers I met. Very good time. Good food, drinks, etc.
i think your profile pic is fine and you seem like a sweet person! if you wanna look fancy i think you should just try it. miles didnt start out looking as fancy as he does today, but look at him now. we all start somewhere
Dude I'm getting over a bad breakup after being with my boo for 4 years. I'm depressed as shit but let me tell you, these videos are cracking me up and really helping my mood. Thank you so much for sharing.
LOL I WAS DYINGGGG THE TEA WAS DELICIOUSSZ Actually I have like five hook up stories from when I was in Korea (I was there a whole month having fun being a hoe hihi jk ) There is also that one time I was in Jeju Island minding my own business at the beach and some hot guy litteraly came out of nowhere and threw me under the water lololol little I knew what would've happened next.....should I also spill some tea? * sponge bob dirty smile face *
Note to self, dont eat Watermelon while watching this. Needless to say I drooled out my watermelon while laughing. Miles I love you, you make me smile! 💕💕💕
This is classic Miles Jai, this is why I watch you. Omg you are hilarious!!! I died so freaking hard. I laugh so freaking much! Omg your the best Miles!!! Omg I can't 😂😂😂😂
'Kay this one is long so grab a drink: So I'm travelling to germany, for 3 months, it's my first week in Berlin and I'm all alone and a little bit awkward at making friends on my own. A friend from college (5 years without talking to each other) is living there so I'm contacting him in the brink of despair on my first Sunday for a tea, and we set up a place to meet around 6pm. I got lost 4 times because I'm shit at directions and my place is fucking far away but eventually we awkwardly meet and he offers me to go to the place of a friend instead of a bar, he adds that his boyfriend will be there and we could meet and I'm just ok, I'll probably escape this awkward meeting soon enough and have a good night of sleep. We arrive at the place, the flat is jacked like, poorly decorated, 5 people and bad music and I'm like ok that won't do?! It's motherfucking sunday I want my drama and a pizza. I sit and people offer me drinks and I chat with everyone and I check my watch and it's 7pm, and when I check again way later _it's fucking 1am_ . I'm hella drunk, the place is *crowded* and I've just forced everyone to listen to me yell the entirety of Yours Truly by Ariana Grande and no one is seemingly outraged at this massacre. I decide to go home and I bid farewell to my new friends who all mourn my departure in advance and I really want to stay but my last train will leave soon so I have no choice. Remember when I said I was shit at directions? I got lost on my way to the train stop, OBVIOUSLY. So I try to get a cab but it's like 3 000 000 euros because obviously, I live at 1 hour of train ( = 10 km) and I'm like nah bye. My phone is out of data and I'm just... Okay fuck that and in frustration I buy a bottle of wine and decided to drink some while trying to find the fucking appartment again.(fun fact, in Berlin little night shop will open your bottle for you) and I spend a solid 30 minutes wandering in the streets of Neukolln, with BTS blasting in my ears and probably mumbling lyrics as well? Who knows. I was probably at 5g at this point lmao
EVENTUALLY, I pass by a building where Madonna is blasting and I'm like.. The promise land.. This is it.. But I have NO ONE there to call and I don't know the name of the dude so I think of the only reasonable thing to do: I scream at the top of my lungs to be heard from their window, because _why not_ . I got into the place again where more people came and again, it's *sunday* but Berlin doesn't care about the day of the lord apparently. I stay there for a while, we migrate to a bar around 4am where ... I don't remember shit except my friend confess he got secretly married in Denmark and I started crying in the middle of the bar because? I don't know too emotional. Around 7am my friend escort me to a bus stop and try to force me to memorise the bus top where I need to get out and take a train and surprisingly enough, I manage. I buy 2 sandwiches on my way home and I sleep until 7pm. That was the story of the least holy sunday of my life, bye.
Sorry for the mistakes, I'm not a novelist in any way and I've taught myself English! By the way you've a mean person for trying to feel superior with such a low comment. Have a good day!
GUUURRRLLLL. Look att youuuu honnneeyyyy. Oh honey, hooooonnnnneeeeyy. Have you tried out for RuPaul's drag race? You literally have to, I've been watching you for a long time (since like my status) and seeing how much your make-up skills have grown, and seeing how much you've glowed up its like💁💁 you need to be on that show guurrlll!!!!
I was like 6 and I was on the bus. My mum found a seat in the crowded bus and told me to sit there after a lady called me over to sit in the empty seat next to her . the bus was crowded and my mum could barely see wat she was doing with me. She asked me personal questions like my age my name where I lived my brothers and sisters names etc. My mum finally found out what we going on (we were at the back of the bus) and she called me over .the lady waved at me and said goodbye as she got off the bus. My mum told me never to talk to strangers. I told her EVERYTHING lol
I lived in Japan for a few years and I NEVER did anything sexual with the Japanese men there, but it wasn't because I wasn't propositioned. Occasionally, in the bars, one would try to talk dirty to me. The one that tried hardest was clearly married (I saw the ring and everything). He told me he'd never had a "foreign" girlfriend (I'm black). I told him I see you are married - Bye, Felicia (but not those exact words because I'm sure he wouldn't have understood who Felicia is). Mostly, I never want to be objectified and would never "put out" just because you think I'm "exotic."
I met up with my boyfriend for the first time in person in Amsterdam. I rented an Airbnb and we met up at the airport and had amazing sex for 4 days. He visited me in Florida recently and I'm going to meet his family in Norway this winter.
THESE ANIMATIONS GOT ME WEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
LOL I was JUST talking about you, love you Kennie!
The second he said nb2, I was like "where is kendall*
Kennie J.D. 켄니제이디 Omg when she said NB2 I thought of you
Kennie love u
Kennie J.D. 켄니제이디 love you
I'M SO GLAD I GET TO SEE THIS ICONIC STORY ANIMATED
soundlyawake [Nicola Foti] BABE 🌌👑
your drawings are iconic
Seriously, there's nothing else on RUclips that can make me as happy as a Miles Storytime complete with drawings.
George Braithwaite yyyaasss I'm dead on them eyes...where she grow a mole from bish
The drawings make the videos hands down!
1:47 lmfao
3:48 is a personal fav of mine
I went to South Korea last month and this random guy walked up to me and asked me to be his pretend fiance to meet his parents. His boyfriend was oddly fine with it, so I guess they talked it out before??? I was sketchy because . . . Who the hell does that? But eventually I agreed and his parents praised him for finding such a "successful and beautiful wife" and I'm sitting there with 'Deer in headlights' eyes like "Yup! I'm his fiance. Just don't ask me anything about him~". After it all ended he and his boyfriend took me out to eat and we all got along really well and they even gave me their number and we talk on Kkt. He, thankfully, told his parents we "broke up due to distance issues".
Adrian Love girl that’s wild but you’re a real one for helping him out
I just wanna know if ya'll still talk because this is the best story time ever and I want your friendship to thrive
I mean at least he didnt do anything and you got a meal xD
Wow
@@satansspawn4001 we still talk, they got married (finally came out to the parents). I attended their wedding (I cried like a baby) and they're planning to try adopting. I usually go visit once a year but not sure I'll make it this year cause this bitch named Corona. Sorry it took so long to reply~
"He just wanted to dive right in... to me."
- Miles jai 2017
I've heard this story so many times, but I'm HERE for it!
Timaloveslemons girl I would do the same to my girlfriend
lol I couldn't help it xD hahahaha
Timaloveslemons Hun I'm just looking at your profile pic and I'm like damn your sooo pretty
If someone doesn't make a gif of miles drinking his drank with the "I just had sex" caption so that I can tweet it when I lose my virginity I will be SORELY disappointed
i need it too
I second that.
MadnesS at WorK Bless you. (｀・∀・´)
GIRL DID U LOSE IT?
I SWEAR TO GOD TIMA IS THE MOST REALEST FIREND
He's out here raw doggin strangers and he has a girlfriend
Talkindurinthemovie that poor girl
Stick figure miles jai throwing it back 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖😭
tell me why Tema's giving me Regina's mom from Mean Girls vibes. "you guys need anything? some snacks, a condom? let me know." i'm shaking.
DEAD ASS. That was her lmao
"It's a condom. PUT IT ON....bitch." I DIED 😭😭😭
I hope this is not demonetized for the sexual tittle
Clock it the house, I love you so muurrcchhh
Love ya Rich!
This hairstyle is a fucking look and this story put me at peace
*Hears NB2*
*has Kendall story time flashbacks*
Saaaaammmmmmeeeeeeee lol
Briana Shipman tbh
wow you gonna just expose me like this ok
gunnarolla really?
CJ Johnson what
Was it really him bitch
Holy shit was it really you
yas drop names
He shouts" This is a man" He finna get me in trouble
IMMMMMMMM FUCKING ON THE FLOOR CHOKING ON MY WATER CRYINGGG I CANNOT
HE👏HAD👏CHINGUS👏COMING👏OVER👏
BITCH MY WIG IS GONE AND I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE VIDEO
*He slid his hand up my skirt under 3 layers of stockings, and managed to grab my junk* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Having sex with somebody who don't know what protection is I THINK TF NOT
Tayjadore well miles made him wear a condom so it's fine
André B nobody was talking to you . Thanks
Tayjadore technically in the comments section, you are talking to everybody as you are publicly speaking and everyone can see what you wrote. But carry on.
André B this guy might just be overly cautious because condoms don't protect you from std which just need skin to skin contact.
Tayjadore actually you posted on a public platform so therefore people can respond . 😁
Damn Miles out here living his BEST LIFE when am I gonna get that
If you're willing to put the work in, you can build any life you want, but nothing worth having comes easy, it may be the hardest thing you ever do.
The cartoons are the best thing 😭😷
TinyTina !! Gurl, I'm dying 😂😂😂
TinyTina !! I LOVE when he do the damn cartoons it's so fuckin funny 😂
I low key wanna hear Tima's side of the story lol.
Patrick SilverRose HIGH KEY!!!
Same
The visuals helps so much, it's like I was there
I am SCREAMING. The eyes darting and mouth twitch in the club. The whole thing. Im dead 😂😭
Miles lookin like the pink pastel sailor moon gnc god of my dreams wurk Miles!!! Get it!!!
"I SAID I HAD CHINGUS COMIN OVER"
SUBSCRIBED.
This story was hilarious Miles. You’ve done it again. You amazing being 💕
Btw I’m going to Korea next year with my boyfriend, I’m going to make a vlog of the whole thing
have fun!
This was the best story time I've ever watched in my entire life lmaooo
THE ANIMATION I'M DEAD
THE STICK FIGURES HAVE ME WEAK
THE DRAWING OF HIM LOOKING AT THE CONDOM IM SCREAMING BXJXKSK
LMAOOOO Man I actually ran into you last year in Harajuku and took your pic bc you were looking stunning with your friends and it took me like 20 minutes after I was like "....was that... Miles Jai??" and my friends made fun of me the entire day bc I didn't even realize it
This is such a good story 😂😂😂
The only Korean guy I've had smt with was studying in Brussels and he was a total gentleman. He was part Italian too and super nice. We woke up the morning after being a bit woozy still and he got up. He is a good piano player and he said if I wanted to hear a song so obviously i said A Thousand Miles. Was real nice, had breakfast and left. He was in Korea when u were there too, was in ur video's even so i'm pretty sure you've talked.
So basically we've met 👹
What camera are you using? You look like you sitting in my house. It look so real I almost passed you the blunt.
QueenKongKi I'm high as shit right now watching this, and was thinking the same thing 😩😩😩 miles look 3-D
Lmao "it doesn't have to be sexual" in England I hooked up with two guys on separate nights only to find out they were brothers and friends with our host 😂
Rosemary Oduh oh man😂😂
Ronnie Arellano I'm proud of you 😂
the dream
that kinda of thing would happen to me so much TF
Something similar,but they were best friend and they both liked me😂I was so confused because I didn't want to broke their friendship
Couldn't stop laughing throughout this story xD
OOOO THE HAIR! OH MA GUAAA
Went to Korea last summer and hooked up with guy only a few days after meeting him, but it's okay because now we've doing long distance since then and are engaged!
girl, watch out. He's prolly cheating. Keep your eyes open!
Juana Montecillo are you aware of Korean culture and what is woman's place in a marriage over there? 'Cause I hella wouldn't marry a Korean guy and know girls from my country who did and got tons of regrets
Lovely Angel what do you mean? Please could you explain more
Lovely Angel ???
Lmfaoooo Miles,I hope he was not hitting those kind of notes. My mom heard you singing and said,"what the hell is that?".
I'm in the library, and I'm holding back grown woman tears. This is HILARIOUS.
So... I really need to travel more I guess
yah definitely
Tima(?) Teema(?) Teama(?) Idk but i feel that shes like the mom from mean girls thats like "yall need a condom? Some snacks?" Lmao idk
MewTaiga tima*
Miles idec what kind of stories you tell, just please do more and often 😂😂😂
I went to a really small college prep high school, talking my graduating class had 18 people in it. Anywho, for our senior trip we went to Rome. IT WAS LIT! (Despite the fact that we stayed in a convent with Nuns, another story for another time). Well we were there for a full week, this was my second time there, so we kind of got familiar with the area. In one of the Piazas there was a group of guys break dancing on legit cardboard like in the movies. If you've ever travelled abroad you know there is this level of courage you have just because you know you will probably never see these people again. As we watched them prepare to battle one another for euros or whatever, I immediately run to the front of the small crowd that was gathered (like 10 ppl) and proceed to dance. Imagine the club scene dance routine from white chicks. Me and my friends are going ham, and the guys legit thought it was the funniest thing ever. They let us "breakdance" (roll around) on their cardboard with them and played along with us. Super nice people in Italy, you should go. By the end of our routine we all had a good laugh and the crowd had like tripled. Pretty fun memory for a 16 year old in Rome without parents.
On holiday me and my bestie found a great bar and randomly convinced all these other people to go there including a group of German guys. They wound up winning a contest at the bar and got a bottle of champagne which they shared with us for bringing them there, the bar also gave us free drinks for bringing a load of customers. Plus we randomly met these rich Norwegians who bought us a load of drinks too. Someone also bought me breakfast. Was a bomb last night!
crazy afrobaby This story is perfect it's literally about getting free stuff yaaas
André B lool we didn't pay for a single thing that last day we were there but legit the whole holiday was free stuff on free stuff. It was so lit! 🔥
I love this story
"I said I had chingus coming over mf" hands down one of my favorite Miles Jai quotes
Girl I'm here and I'm ready I dropped all the homework for this
peach danni me right now 😂👏🏽👏🏽
peach danni me too boo
Homework can wait!!
Same ~
Royal Jester Home work anit shit
Bahaha bear in mind, that was the same dude who was hitting on tima in the beginning. After the boom boom tima was all excited to meet him and everyone's all friends.
Let the tea runneth overrrrr
I should not have been eating ramen while watching this. I almost choked to death while laughing. 😂😂😂 and a fun thing abroad...does St. Thomas count? I went swimming with some strangers I met. Very good time. Good food, drinks, etc.
Can I be fancy like you. You look amazing and I look well look at my pic
Am i a Savage tho ? Bit mean
Am i a Savage tho ? Fuck you anonymous picture ass bitch, get back to bigotland where you belong
don't listen to them u look good boo and your already fancy like miles don't worry about it
i think your profile pic is fine and you seem like a sweet person! if you wanna look fancy i think you should just try it. miles didnt start out looking as fancy as he does today, but look at him now. we all start somewhere
Letni I wish I could like this comment more times!
Miles's "I gotta GO" is my anxiety whenever anybody in a public space looks at me
Waiting for a full unbreak my heart cover to drop.
i love your drawings. 😭
bitch those fucking braids are amazing
I missed these cartoons omg
I've never laughed more during a storytime than I have with this one 😂
Heard NB2 and suddenly remembers all of Kendall's horror stories
Dude I'm getting over a bad breakup after being with my boo for 4 years. I'm depressed as shit but let me tell you, these videos are cracking me up and really helping my mood. Thank you so much for sharing.
I was screaming throughout this whole video!! The way you described Tima's face too LOLOL
Your animationsssss 💀💀💀
Damn Miles dis aesthetic thoooo
LOL I WAS DYINGGGG THE TEA WAS DELICIOUSSZ
Actually I have like five hook up stories from when I was in Korea (I was there a whole month having fun being a hoe hihi jk )
There is also that one time I was in Jeju Island minding my own business at the beach and some hot guy litteraly came out of nowhere and threw me under the water lololol little I knew what would've happened next.....should I also spill some tea? * sponge bob dirty smile face *
MIRO MA'AM I AM HERR WITH MY COFFEE AND READY TO HEAR ABOUT THIS T E A
MIRO bitch you betta spill that tea
Its been a whole ass 10 months spill six
@jos she wanted to get laid. What's the big deal?
MIRO THE TEA SIS 👀👀
I missed you lol
aw
I'm loving the stick figure art lmao 😂 makes the story more funny
The story was funny tho!!! I was crackin up
8:30 GOT ME DYIN BRUH
No notifications but I live on RUclips so I'm hereee 🙋
Oh shit your art is fucken awesome that tongue action
I am weak miles but concerned as you mother 😀😬😬😬😬
Just be careful
omg 👀 *sweats nervously*
This was some good ass tea
The drawings lmaooo!😂😂😂 his face asking wtf was a condom miles u too much😹
"It's a man!!!" I got to go! Lol 😂
Note to self, dont eat Watermelon while watching this. Needless to say I drooled out my watermelon while laughing. Miles I love you, you make me smile! 💕💕💕
😏 BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH YAAAS Korean men don't play when the lights go down
TEARS I AM IN TEARS
I absolutely loved this ... the animations had me deceased 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Miles!!! You look good!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😍😍
This is classic Miles Jai, this is why I watch you. Omg you are hilarious!!! I died so freaking hard. I laugh so freaking much! Omg your the best Miles!!! Omg I can't 😂😂😂😂
I'm a virgin ... BY CHOICE
Pray for me Miles
So Monster you made the right choice. When you get married unleash the beast....
thea whitaker omfg😂
thea whitaker geez 😂😂
"tHiS iS a MaN" lol
The drawings lol.😂 BITCHHHH.........😍😍😍😍💜💜💜💜👏👏👏👏
OMG I just discovered your channel and I never laughed so much watching a video omg I'm deceased
I MISSED YOU OMG ITS HAS BEEN TIME
But damn that editing is amazing lmao
this is the quality ive been subscribed for the past 5 years for
I am SCREAMING at this story. ICONIC
Miss this kinda vids.. Specially the drawing thing it's hilarious.
I PAUSED THE VIDEO AT NB2 THAT CLUB IS THE DEATH OF ME I CANNOT I KNEW IT
I was rolling this entire fucking video, thank you for making my day so much better. I'm in tears.
'Kay this one is long so grab a drink:
So I'm travelling to germany, for 3 months, it's my first week in Berlin and I'm all alone and a little bit awkward at making friends on my own. A friend from college (5 years without talking to each other) is living there so I'm contacting him in the brink of despair on my first Sunday for a tea, and we set up a place to meet around 6pm. I got lost 4 times because I'm shit at directions and my place is fucking far away but eventually we awkwardly meet and he offers me to go to the place of a friend instead of a bar, he adds that his boyfriend will be there and we could meet and I'm just ok, I'll probably escape this awkward meeting soon enough and have a good night of sleep. We arrive at the place, the flat is jacked like, poorly decorated, 5 people and bad music and I'm like ok that won't do?! It's motherfucking sunday I want my drama and a pizza. I sit and people offer me drinks and I chat with everyone and I check my watch and it's 7pm, and when I check again way later _it's fucking 1am_ . I'm hella drunk, the place is *crowded* and I've just forced everyone to listen to me yell the entirety of Yours Truly by Ariana Grande and no one is seemingly outraged at this massacre. I decide to go home and I bid farewell to my new friends who all mourn my departure in advance and I really want to stay but my last train will leave soon so I have no choice. Remember when I said I was shit at directions? I got lost on my way to the train stop, OBVIOUSLY. So I try to get a cab but it's like 3 000 000 euros because obviously, I live at 1 hour of train ( = 10 km) and I'm like nah bye. My phone is out of data and I'm just... Okay fuck that and in frustration I buy a bottle of wine and decided to drink some while trying to find the fucking appartment again.(fun fact, in Berlin little night shop will open your bottle for you) and I spend a solid 30 minutes wandering in the streets of Neukolln, with BTS blasting in my ears and probably mumbling lyrics as well? Who knows. I was probably at 5g at this point lmao
EVENTUALLY, I pass by a building where Madonna is blasting and I'm like.. The promise land.. This is it.. But I have NO ONE there to call and I don't know the name of the dude so I think of the only reasonable thing to do: I scream at the top of my lungs to be heard from their window, because _why not_ . I got into the place again where more people came and again, it's *sunday* but Berlin doesn't care about the day of the lord apparently. I stay there for a while, we migrate to a bar around 4am where ... I don't remember shit except my friend confess he got secretly married in Denmark and I started crying in the middle of the bar because? I don't know too emotional. Around 7am my friend escort me to a bus stop and try to force me to memorise the bus top where I need to get out and take a train and surprisingly enough, I manage. I buy 2 sandwiches on my way home and I sleep until 7pm. That was the story of the least holy sunday of my life, bye.
Pasha Tash cool story bro type it again.
Sorry for the mistakes, I'm not a novelist in any way and I've taught myself English! By the way you've a mean person for trying to feel superior with such a low comment. Have a good day!
GUUURRRLLLL. Look att youuuu honnneeyyyy. Oh honey, hooooonnnnneeeeyy. Have you tried out for RuPaul's drag race? You literally have to, I've been watching you for a long time (since like my status) and seeing how much your make-up skills have grown, and seeing how much you've glowed up its like💁💁 you need to be on that show guurrlll!!!!
I was like 6 and I was on the bus. My mum found a seat in the crowded bus and told me to sit there after a lady called me over to sit in the empty seat next to her . the bus was crowded and my mum could barely see wat she was doing with me. She asked me personal questions like my age my name where I lived my brothers and sisters names etc. My mum finally found out what we going on (we were at the back of the bus) and she called me over .the lady waved at me and said goodbye as she got off the bus. My mum told me never to talk to strangers. I told her EVERYTHING lol
Miles' makeup is iconic in this video. Definitely my favorite look from her. 👑👑👑👑😍😍😍😍
5:51 LMAO HIS LIPS
Award worthy visual storytelling. And the editing of your videos is fucking awesome. Hell yes.
The "i just had sex" sip of the sink and music just fucking got me I love this
I lived in Japan for a few years and I NEVER did anything sexual with the Japanese men there, but it wasn't because I wasn't propositioned. Occasionally, in the bars, one would try to talk dirty to me. The one that tried hardest was clearly married (I saw the ring and everything). He told me he'd never had a "foreign" girlfriend (I'm black). I told him I see you are married - Bye, Felicia (but not those exact words because I'm sure he wouldn't have understood who Felicia is). Mostly, I never want to be objectified and would never "put out" just because you think I'm "exotic."
I met up with my boyfriend for the first time in person in Amsterdam. I rented an Airbnb and we met up at the airport and had amazing sex for 4 days. He visited me in Florida recently and I'm going to meet his family in Norway this winter.
Cheerful Nihilism That actually sounds romantic lol
Cheerful Nihilism that is cute
Love it!
oooo is this a future 90 day fiance i am hearing?
Cheerful Nihilism same story for me a year okay. I'm moving with him to Rotterdam this summer.
miles honestly.your drawings make your storytime videos far superior to all others