5 Types of Construction Workers
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2024
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The boss's son is either as shown in the skit, or working harder than everyone else. There is never an in-between.
Yeah I've never seen a bosses kid work harder than everyone else.
@@common-sense-is-dead I've never seen a boss's kid work harder than everyone else....except for the last boss's kid who did nothing
@@common-sense-is-dead Worked with one at my second site, the man had no off switch. Would eat his lunch in 10 minutes and go right back to work, we had a full hour. One of the first guys to show up, never the first to leave. He was extremely autistic tho. Loved working with that man. Hes in jail for throwing a boot through his moms window and threatening to murder her
@@gdduuhsstyhbbb woaw that story took a 90° turn
@@gdduuhsstyhbbbM. Night shyamalan twist at the end
You missed the speed freak and the functional alcoholic.
Why was the old guy squinting and grunting so accurate? 😂
One of the dudes at my shop is in his early 60s, man uses a fucking angle grinder and cutting wheel raw, no fucking gloves or nothing, sparks and microscopic fragments of molten steel flying off that blade *directly* into his hands and its like hes got no fucking nerves down there. I've never seen him so much as wince.
They failed to mention that he’s 27 years old.
I’m that old guy ! 😂
The weird guy needed his lunchbox filled with only Mt.Dew and a log of chew.
I feel called out right now.
That’s just ex military
I don’t know, most of the weird guys I’ve worked with all pack the smelliest stuff, tuna, eggs, anything that will stink the place up within a 50’ vicinity
@@conclavecabal.h0rriphic literally everything besides the child support and the Civil War cannonball was personally attacking me 😂
The weird guy at a site I worked at didn't bring a lunch box, he just carried burritos around in his pockets and would just whip them out and eat them cold anytime we were waiting around for a few minutes or something.
If you don't know the weird guy on your jobsite, you might be the weird guy 🙃
You shouldn’t say things….
That are so true.
I am the weird guy…..terrible!
You forgot the ex-felon who keeps talking how he’s outta here once his probation is over
He's not wrong either. Especially when the police make a call saying he's back in jail.
You can't be an "ex-felon" that's like someone saying "I'm an ex-teenager"
Omg 😨 I was married to that guy!! For wayyy to long. Damn stories tattooed on my brain! For real..add the ex~con 😂and he's running the company! Can we all say `shit show" 🤣
If this was 25 minutes long, it’d be the new office.
It should be easy to find the Board Stretcher, if the place is properly organized, it should be next to the Board Widener and the Board Thickener. However, if they tell you to grab the Board Shrinker, they are telling you to go get a saw.
My favorite is sending the new guy to the plumbing store for 18 inches of fallopian tube.
That's hilarious. Never heard of that. The board stretcher is a classic. Same with screwing someone's bags to a roof or something
@@conquerthafuture7209 rubber saw blade and go catch sparks in a bucket are good ones too.
I haven't heard of that one either, but we are getting a new guy in a week, and I will absolutely send him to get some fallopian tube.
Don't forget about the left handed hammer.
Hey… I’m left handed!! Lol
I resemble that remark!
@@Merica_dadgarage So is my son, he fell for this one time . He has a Masters degree now.
Don't forget the Metric Crescent Wrench. That one makes em think for a bit.
@@RegeroTerra You mean the Sasquatchuon nut rounder?
You forgot the the guy whose gonna “start his own company someday” and takes forever to make everything perfect.
I love how we learn a little more about Tackle Box in each one of these videos.
I literally worked with a "boss' son" before and the funniest thing happened. He used the "That's not how my dad wants it done. I'm gonna call him." and it was literally exactly what his dad told me to do, and he told his kid to man the fuck up and get his ass to work, you're not a supervisor. Start working on HIS job or he'll be fired. Then he hung up.
Sounds like your boss actually had some integrity.
Damn, your boss was based af. 😂
That hammer one brought me back some memories when I was new on a siding crew got my moms hammer boss told me to take it back to her so she can hang up pictures
Over a decade ago, I was a part-time unskilled laborer (20 and zero construction experience) and was told that I'd be working for the framers the next day. First time, so I brought my little wooden handle hammer and a hammer belt loop so I'd be prepared. At one point early in the day, the head framer asked me "if he could see my hammer." I handed it to him, and in one swoop he arched it perfectly 30+ feet into the dumpster nearby. He then gave me one of his old generic, but better framing hammers. I still have it.
The Old Guy is only 35 though.
But those knees are 75.
The "weird guy" gave me since serious flashbacks. I knew that guy did some travel work back in the day, but I didn't realize he worked with Miles at some point
Don’t forget to grab the bucket of Elbow Grease when you are getting that board stretcher!
You forgot about the guy with more stickers than hard hat showing.
These are actual factual people, I met every one of them............
Dude looks like Baker Mayfield’s older brother.
Safety squint for the win!
After about a week I’d 100% be the old guy and the half a$$ guy lol.
Petroleum jelly Beat Juice and Vinegar 🤣
Damn! I spent all day grunting today.
oh oh my sides are twisting from all the hardy laughs over here - you nailed this skit so well. I used to work in the grocery business & we actually told the new guy to go in the back room to find the shelf stretcher > the stereo types of different workers is spot on. MN & TX. Cub Foods, Skaggs Alpha Beta, Jewel & Albertsons : )
it is pretty funny, thanks for sharing : )@@timb4248
Being a green hat when I first broke out in the oil field was brutal lol.
Equally applicable to a welding shop... wait, am I the old guy?
You took me out with the safety squints!
The accuracy my gawd 🤌🏾
I like hitting the new guys with hey go get me the ID10T nails!
Safety squints are my jam
Lost a job because I yelled at the boss's kid, it was worth it 😁
In retail the prank is a wall stretcher. Got me on my first day. Had me going to every other sneaker store in the mall. 😂
Every new guy eventually turns into a half-a$$er, and every half-a$$er eventually turns into an Old guy. It's the natural way of things 😂
Transitioning from the New Guy to the Weird Guy atm, wish me luck bros
You forgot about the guy who thinks everyone’s and idiot and the only one who has good carpentry skills is himself. 😅
When you squint, eyelashes become natural eye protection
Glad I found this guy
Pure skills and funny
Made for this new category of comedy no one did before
keeps the nightmares away had me rollin'
You forgot the guy who knows everything but can’t actually do anything very well
I am the weird guy and the new guy, and it's been 5 years
Three types of veterans in trades- the annoying/cringe boot, the crazy weird guy, and the cool one that never talks about it.
Hahaha all u gotta do is squint. Asaaarrrrggghhh!!!!
The half asser is the most helpful
I worked with a 60 year old vet for a year or so painting, and all he ate was oatmeal cream pies.
Awesome
1:17 it’s all in the wrists I tell yah what
The old-timer should be using his foot to prop up the board he is about to cut without his eye pro.
Reppin’ the Half-A$$ Class till the wheels fall off
I love these way more then shorts. That’s what TT is for
What about the foreman who shuts your ideas down, tells you to get back to work, then takes the credit for your ideas when their superior is around
you look great dude. inspiring me to be healthier.
I like to send the new guy, to find the "metric" Crescent Wrench
"I went to my mom's house" 😂
"Keeps the nightmares away"
Keeps the nightmares away 😂
get me the sky hook
“Half ass at warp speed.” Is what I was told.
Don’t forget the sky hooks for high work!
that fit goes so crazy
The half as*er is me. Gets his job done. Helps the new guy out but also gets a piece of something outta my advice. Typical construction worker. Information is never free.
I wonder if it's really like that
Psalms 147:11-13..Amen❤
Even if there are one or a few who's disliked or evil, say a prayer for them when you see them high up 🫡
Keep God first🇺🇲
I don't know what you're doing but it's wrong 😂
"board stretcher" is a classic.
Don’t forget the breakfast sandwich
😂
Yeesss breakfast sandwich 😆
I had that hammer as the new guy, until the boss told me to "leave mommy's hammer at home so she can hang her pretty pictures, and come back tomorrow with a real hammer."
gold
😂 how true this is 🎉🎉🎉!
dammit #2 is me ahahah
Safety squints 😂
Everyone: Trying to find moments to shirk off whilst also looking busy and big talking to look like you're a big deal.
That last one was spot on
OMG! I'm the half asser! I didn't even know that until I watched this!
Him trying to pick up the pallet sums it up..
Sending new people for things is cruel but it's a right of passage.
In catering, I've seen people be sent to other restaurants to go ask for the blue salmon. "It's a rare breed"
In a workshop, skyhook, a long weight and any question to go annoy the tech guy with.
My first job was at a plant that made safety glass and storm windows from glass & polycarbonate sheets. The standard new guy hazing was to tell them to go get the glass stretcher from the warehouse.
You forgot the sweet buns carpenter
my best is the combination of either old guy/half-a55er or old/weird guy
Honestly I use beet juice and it works wonders
Man I can't belive I'm now the old guy!!!
Awe the poor tackle box😂
Who knew that at 26 I'm an 'Old Guy'
We always send them after the key to the basement to get the board stretcher.... lol
Using the broom like and electrician lol. 😅
Dont forgot about the sky hooks.
This was a very accurate
Oh god I’m only 28 and I just realized I’m the old guy. Should probably work out my core more and do some stretches. 😂 though safety squints for life
That hammer one rings true. I don't care if you're an electrician or a low voltage guy who uses his hammer once a month, better have that big Estwing framing hammer or you're gonna catch some trash talk.
Electrician ain't buying no Estwing. You know how we are about only buying shit that says Klein 😆
Target commercial?? Score!!!
I'm somehow all of those guys
Someone finally throws Tacklebox a bone.
Crap, I’m only 31 and I’m already the old guy
28 years old and just found out that I'm the old guy.
Damn, im the old guy
you forgot "The Colahead".
I am the old guy at age 16... where has my youth gone
i'm definitively a mix of 4 and 5. but i have ben praised for it because i build custom tools or cheat in some way to get the work done quicker which is more productive. it's like that old bill gates saying where he said he rather hire a lazy person than a active one because the lazy person will find a way to get it done quicker and easier.
You forgot the guy that supports his local college team. Why do you not support the NDSU BISON miles?
Dammit.... I was the weird guy. 22 years of commercial HVAC.
I swear you and www.youtube.com/@RickyAndTheBoss Ricky would be the most hilarious colab on this.
Uh-oh. I'm the half asser.