How to Drive With Your Wife
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The gasp. I have nearly had 100 heart attacks from the gasp.
same
😂😂😂 We can't help it!! 🤣🤣🤣
@@bribri_sd9746 You choose not to, because you have learned from an early age to handle your emotions very well, so you also expect us to hold our tongue and not react as if your gasps mean anything, unless it means pull over I need to be in that shop. We know.
Spot on. My husband gets so upset with me over this! Can’t always helped!
The notorious gasp. My partner doesn’t do it, but my mother kills me with me.
I personally love it when my wife uses her phone for GPS, then takes it to look up something entirely irrelevant just before we get to a critical junction.
I ask my wife which direction we need to go. She replies, "up". I tell her I'm not flying a helicopter, and she gets mad at me...
YES!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every time!
Use Android Auto or Apple Car Play
I love it when they stomp their foot on the floor like they're actually braking when she thinks you don't see that semi 1000 feet in front of you.
The quick zoom after the 69 comment got me 😂😂
To quote Red Green “I’m a man, I can change, If I have too, I guess…”
quando omni flunkus moritati laten for "when all else fails play dead"
It will be 99° degrees outside, 135° inside the car, she is wearing 2 sweaters and a winter coat with hat and gloves, I go to open the window and she tells me, "Shut the window,I am freezing 🥶"!!!! Lol!!!
“Get you feet off my dashboard and watch your Tik Tac videos”
-Me
What always follows the gasp… refusing to give any sensible explanation of why she’s gasping for at least 2 minutes or answer “yes” or “no” to “Are you okay” “Is something wrong” “Should I pull over”
Carpray hits deep 😂
"...and she'll get mad...until you let one rip, then she'll thank you"
LOLOLOLOLOOOOL
This is too accurate. Hubby and I just had a road trip from hell that ended in a massive fight about my *gasp*ing at his abrupt lane changes and tailgating, and how freaking COLD he keeps the vehicle (70°). Yeah, I know. My fault. 🙄😂
70° sounds like a tropical vacation to me 😁
Summer time wife keeps it ice cold, then we get to our destination it's 95 out. I feel like my wife invented climate change.
Awesome you are on the road to recovery, admission is the first step
@@scoutdog5551 lol
70 is cold? maybe if you're naked
My mom (a Michigander) was/is such a gasper that I was determined not to be one. I was driving once when my now husband and I were dating and he decided to be overly dramatic about something and screamed/gasped. I immediately pulled over on a crowded L.A. street and schooled him on "NEVER gasp/scream/yell in the car". And he hasnt since. Of course, now he's the one doing all the driving... 🤷♀️
My wife enjoys hitting the seat heater for me.... even in the summer.
What the heck is up with these crazy women!
I don’t have Car Play, but I did buy a phone mount. Works great for navigation.
perfectly said i thought it was only me
This should be a National PSA every 12 minutes during the Game...
Yes she does! And don’t call me Shirley. Awesome!!
Or Karen 😂
The gasp happens multiple times a drive for me. Nailed it
The gasps is almost always followed by an invisible BRAKE!
😂right
Yo, great vid and it’s awesome to see you in better shape! Keep it up man!!
Damn dude! Have you been dieting? If so, you're looking good and ready for summer!! Lol
I have come so close to crashing due to gasps.
Never heard of "swass" until now, but I immediately knew what it means 😂
🤫🤐
Im.gonna borrow it.
It didn't even register with me that he said it, that's how accustomed I am to it... It's a term we used back in the late 1900's to say swamp-ass.
"Until you let one rip" - that's on OG driving move right there.
The funny thing is when I was learning to drive this was my dad and my mom was actually super chill 😂
Gasp free until Shakapee! Love it!!
LEWIS&CLARK 😂
You like to keep it at 69. “Long pause” 😂
Hahaha the gasps! Man, when my wife has had some big gasps over the years, my brain definitely goes into what you said in the video, immediate fatal danger mode. I feel an adrenaline dump like 5 to 10 seconds later.
My husband and I could not stop laughing through this whole thing. He then turned to me and said, "95% of that is so you" and I can't agree more😅😂😂
My mom was a gasper.....as a wife now i have sworn not to be that way. Drove me up a wall.
What my wife does when she telling me where to go and Im paying attention to the traffic in front of me,"Go that way" and my response is WHAT WAY?? LEFT OR RIGHT???😡😡
Over there! THERE!!! JUST TURN
My husband knows better than to ask me to navigate. I can “feel” North/South/East/West, but struggle with left/right. My tendency to cry “Go West; go _West!”_ is not always helpful in the moment.
First thing to do is:
Buy a fresh pack of smokes.
They might not be healthy, but that revenge is 😂
Nailed it dude!
Doctor: "Based on these test results, your heart has been under a lot of strain. Adrenalin bursts randomly. Do you have sleep apnea?"
Me: "Irrelevant. My wife rides shotgun."
Doctor: "Ah. I see."
Shakopee! Valley Fair? Valley Fair!
YES! (gasp) 😂
Gym shorts and thin t shirt. Even in the winter. That’s how I offset the temperate battle
I see you’re losing weight ! Keep up the good work bro!
Those birds are kill deers! Funny little birds
Great video.
Best one yet
😂
I live in Shakopee, MN. I heard it too. :)
How to not let her drive you crazy 😅
Fantastic video! It’s like you were on our last vacation with us!
Part of the problem with using Car Play because she can’t help navigate and having a passenger princess is that not only has she hijacked the cup holders and my arm rest, but she also effs with Car Play because she starts messing with controls for no reason and somehow turns off Car Play. True story.
The whole problem with car play is it's apple. I'll take Google Maps on Android Auto any day of the week.
@@TomZ23 Google Maps has also proven to be more reliable and accurate.
How to drive with your wife:
Step 1: don’t have a wife and realize you’re better off hahah
My ex's tendency to gasp at literally everything + my PTSD from deploying to Afghanistan = the most exhausting road trip for no reason
Nothing is so more TRUE....
You forgot the selective hearing or how your right ear mysteriously goes deaf.
This is all SPOT ON accurate!
Spot on 😂
gasps, etc... fax 😆
Holy moly, his is spot on. Also, Nice
Great Video!!!
I tried reminding my late husband our family car does not have lights and sirens like his work one, so no that a* hole in front won't automatically pull to the right by intuition or seeing his angry face! LoL
Step 1. Tell her to shut up
Step 2. Drive
You're welcome
No one’s allowed to gasp or scream in my car
But meeeee lol
My kids learnt quick!
Moms not kidding
The gasp is real
I can keep from gasping with my husband, but my poor sons! Everything had me tensing, gasping, and hitting the imaginary break!
On navigation I’m actually the one that takes wrong turns with GPS, so I lean on her to guide me 😅
Lets go Miles!
I swear every time I hear the gasp it makes my skin crawl a little.
Lmaoooo. so true!
I once asked my wife if the next turn was a right or a left on the GPS, and she replied "Gno". Turns out she was right.
Pro Tip: if you don’t have duel climate control. Go buy a blanket with animals on it. You can thank me later.
Car blankets are lifesavers for the frozen wife and children. 😅
Duel climate control would be climate control that fights to the death. Unfortunately, this isn't a thing. We're just left with dual climate control.
Looking forward to this one day
Even after the unwarranted gasp my wife WILL act like I did something wrong. "Didn't you see that car?!" The one that's one state over, yeah I saw it
Too accurate
I used this Tortorella for my road trip went good
The most enjoyable moments in the car
with the wife is getting road head. 👍👍
Coopers hawk in the blooper?!
Truth all truth
The gps section hit me hard. Lets come together as men and put an end to this madness!
110% accurate. She wants to navigate, and directions don't work out as planned. MY fault instantly, as for my car play? it becomes decorative car art.
I need a video on how to teach my wife to drive a stick shift. My poor clutch plate still hasn't recovered.
Tried to teach my wife how to drive a stick. Her - hold the rpms at 4 grand and side step the clutch. Stalls car. Tries again at 4500 rpm. Clutch survived. She blew out the differential instead. I got to learn how much fun it is to change the pig in a front wheel drive car.
Now how do I “How to park with you wife”???
You should do an opposite one men being the passenger😂😮
had 3 brake change the last 3 months because of the gasps... also because I drive like I am on a race track
I nearly died in my wife's car yesterday. She thought 75 was an acceptable temp for spending 7 hours in the car.
Because it is!!
navigation part :)
Myles farts and solves problems 😂
Speaking of temperature,my dad would set the thermostat to 72 in the summer and called that AC,65 is what I call AC
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The best (worst), for me, is when the temp is either on full blast HOT, or off. That’s it, no in between. Then I drive, and put the temperature dial perfectly in between the hot and cold and it’s an absolutely ideal temp. SMH 🤦🏼♂️
OZEMPIC MUCH LOL
I’ve had so many female friends that gasp for nothing. I’ve learned to not feed the drama and ignore them and the gasps. Eventually they get the hint that I’m not going to go along with their gasp game. That strategy might backfire on men though. 😅
Men and women are extremely different!!
She wants the car somewhere between 80° and the surface of the sun UNLESS:
1. its summer and already hot out. Then there is no correct temp. Its either too hot or too cold for the ENTIRE trip.
2. Its really cold outside and you are trying to defrost the windshield. When i need the heat on to be able to see is the ONLY time during the winter that the car is too warm.
Mission failed successfully: no wife to be found.
This is funny, yes your wife is a Princes and your wouldn’t have it any other way. Sounds like you love your wife. ❤ sweet
Praying for a long health relationship
Sent this video to my wife she’s like. He got skinny………. I’m like watch the video
I wish my wife could sleep while in the car, I’d get places so much faster
@2:39 okay so myles basically just called me the wife ROFL. WE HAD CAR PLAY in the rental and it just stopped working. instantly missed an exit that cost us half hour
Gas free until Shakopee. Haha. If you knew that you’re in the know and a midwesterner you betcha
When a good jam comes on is always the perfect time to start that story about her girlfriends cousins niece blah blah blah 😒
In the words of a guy at a bar in the film - The Sure Thing starring John Cusack - “I went to Paris with my wife - boy am I glad she’s dead” Spoken in a Southern Drawl whilst wearing a Cowboy Hat.
The double-take at 69? Priceless
Glad we all have to deal with the Gasp
The best is navigating. I ask her to put her phone on car play. In 2 mins it’s unplugged and she’s on instagram.
Teach me.
I always find it hard to believe he is married
I thought my wife was the only Gasper, man it pisses me off