It's a real pleasure to see Pacitti in pitches videos because I am reminded most, if not all, the fellows at Cultaholic are genuine writers by trade. Really well done. I marked out for all 9 pitches.
The idea of Bret (who hasn’t taken a bump in 25 years and can’t) taking a big bump and multiple tsunamis brings me so sort of twisted joy in the idea of Bronson becoming the biggest heel in the company
My pitch is for Jack to take his laptop to an Italian restaurant for a video - because its not what I think is going to happen, ITS WHAT WE WANT TO HAPPEN!
Remember that this weekend is _WWE Bash in Berlin_ on Saturday night, and _NXT No Mercy_ on Sunday night. 🌃 I hope anyone here enjoys the PLE of their choosing. 👍🏻
I like everything about Jade/Bianca pitch EXCEPT... Jade going over Bianca at Mania. Bianca has "quietly" started am undefeated streak at Mania and I want to see it get pushed.
Kaiser is also not on the card, so maybe an impromptu match between Ilja & Kaiser would be nice. Yes, Kaiser will have his moment announcign Gunther but surely there's gotta be something else...
When Jack was mentioning the hooded figure, I was imaging Dustin Rhodes being there to help his brother. Yeah, I know he is still with AEW but hey, we know the golden rule of pitches.
@mr_KayMak because there doing the 4 turnbuckle thing so punk goes for the last one sees the bracelet then claymore drew gets his final one. Finish off badd blood he'll in a cell
It was slightly upsetting when Jack "hijacked" Andrew's pitch, but I have to agree that Raquel as a punchline while makes sense since she has teamed with Liv previously, is just adding too many faces along with the LWO, which would also call for Legado Del Fantasma. The next thing you know Bad Bunny returns you know what that actually just sold the pitch to me. But if Rhea and Damian isn't getting the pinfall victory in Berlin, Rhea should at least get the Riptide on Dom. Something along the lines of you can't have both, so let's get the satisfaction of giving Dom and Rhea their moment while build the momentum for another match
I’m pretty sure Damian and Rhea are called the terror twins as an homage to Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee because Damian and Rhea both love metal music, but I could be wrong
I like the idea with Bret, but with him not being able to take bunps, I think it would work even better if Natalya gets Bret out of the way and takes those Tsunamis herself. HEAT.
I’ve been pitching that Raquel should return to screw Rhea at some point. I think tho Rhea should pin Liv in Berlin and then when Rhea and Liv have their HIAC match at Bad Blood Raquel should screw Rhea there which would then lead to the Rhea/Raquel program.
Random note, but does anyone feel weirdly anxious when they see any one at the podcast table with no drink on hand? Makes me feel so thirsty, even if the other 2 guys have drinks on them haha.
Jey uso vs bron for the IC title and jimmy comes back to cost Jay fulfilling his promise from before mania to not let Jay win a title and to start the story of them getting back together and aligning with Roman for bloodline war games
liked the LivDom vs TerrorTwins pitch by Andrew the only thing i would of changed is have Dom be the one to pin Rhea just for the heat alone maybe do what Edge did back in the day and do the sexy pin on Rhea the crowd would hate it then later you do Rhea vs Dom at WrestleMania cause that does feel where the story is going
I think Rhea plants Dom through the ring on Saturday, and in Bad Blood, Rhea has to beat Liv, and Priest has to beat Finn. Priest and Rhea are main eventers and need to be a billion miles from Judgement Day as soon as possible
I give an automatic "no" to any pitch that details things that will happen at a PPV that's months away, for the simple reason that we're not doing 9 pitches for that show. we're doing 9 pitches for THIS show. Points off for not sticking to the assignment.
Im genuinely concerned for Andrew. There is help out there and i suggest he finds it before there is any risk of things being on his computer that should not be there. Hope he gets the help he needs and doesnt get into trouble.
I frankly don't care for the "Orton loses then punks Cody" idea. I want the brand split to mean something. I don't want wrestlers bouncing back and forth between brands.
i keep thinking ko gets a chair on Cody end of the match then randy comes out for the “save” rko ko then lifts cody up blah blah u good then rko but it depends on what match is first since it makes sense to do that to close but why not have gunther close
It's a real pleasure to see Pacitti in pitches videos because I am reminded most, if not all, the fellows at Cultaholic are genuine writers by trade. Really well done. I marked out for all 9 pitches.
The idea of Bret (who hasn’t taken a bump in 25 years and can’t) taking a big bump and multiple tsunamis brings me so sort of twisted joy in the idea of Bronson becoming the biggest heel in the company
Or babyface if you’re a chef Michaels mark
I got to speak to Adam today albeit digitally while I was working
A genuinely lovely guy and it made my day 👍🏻
Are you a camgirl?
is your name penny by any chance?
@@jeremyberemykylecute for you to assume he's into girls.
My pitch is for Jack to take his laptop to an Italian restaurant for a video - because its not what I think is going to happen, ITS WHAT WE WANT TO HAPPEN!
A pacciti appearance on pitches whay a lovely surprise
We're in Berlin, and THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER!
Remember that this weekend is _WWE Bash in Berlin_ on Saturday night, and _NXT No Mercy_ on Sunday night. 🌃 I hope anyone here enjoys the PLE of their choosing. 👍🏻
Berlin in the summer is like a warm hug. So welcoming, loads to see, cracking food and drink. Wish I was going
Video idea: pitches for failed or underwhelming past WWE and AEW storylines
Adam: "omg it's a yes I love Bret!"
Andrew: "I'm going to ruin this whole man's day..."
I like everything about Jade/Bianca pitch EXCEPT... Jade going over Bianca at Mania. Bianca has "quietly" started am undefeated streak at Mania and I want to see it get pushed.
You forgot the part where Bret says F Bill Goldberg
Nevermind Rhea hitting the Riptide on Dom, I wanna see Priest hit the South of Heaven on Liv
Adam’s stat drop in the beginning was much appreciated by a nerd like me who follows the numbers.
Kaiser is also not on the card, so maybe an impromptu match between Ilja & Kaiser would be nice. Yes, Kaiser will have his moment announcign Gunther but surely there's gotta be something else...
It's just crazy to see how much Jack has grown over the years. He started out as a lil fresh faced child and now hes grown a five oclock shadow beard.
When Jack was mentioning the hooded figure, I was imaging Dustin Rhodes being there to help his brother. Yeah, I know he is still with AEW but hey, we know the golden rule of pitches.
Jack's "Yeeeeeaaaah" and "Yeeeaah maayne" are the best
Just came home from a houseshow in Stuttgart, hyped for Bash!
Jade should steal Malachi Black's finisher and call it the Fade to Jade. It's what we want to happen
Tsuuuuu-nammm-eeeee 😂😂
Whoever edited the thumbnail 👌
I feel like Andrew and Jack are going to have a big pitches rivalry.
If nobody has Drew, putting the bracelet on the turnbuckle to cost punk the win is not paying attention
Honest question: How would putting the bracket on the turnbuckle cost Punk?
@mr_KayMak because there doing the 4 turnbuckle thing so punk goes for the last one sees the bracelet then claymore drew gets his final one. Finish off badd blood he'll in a cell
great as always
GUNTHER will kick out of the Punt, probably even HULK UP after it to hit a flurry and pin Orton.
Im really glad Jacks been apologizing to Andrew I was feeling really bad for him with everyone taking the piss
German here: Jack the Jobber should get a special review column in German! Make it happen!
It was slightly upsetting when Jack "hijacked" Andrew's pitch, but I have to agree that Raquel as a punchline while makes sense since she has teamed with Liv previously, is just adding too many faces along with the LWO, which would also call for Legado Del Fantasma. The next thing you know Bad Bunny returns you know what that actually just sold the pitch to me. But if Rhea and Damian isn't getting the pinfall victory in Berlin, Rhea should at least get the Riptide on Dom. Something along the lines of you can't have both, so let's get the satisfaction of giving Dom and Rhea their moment while build the momentum for another match
I’m pretty sure Damian and Rhea are called the terror twins as an homage to Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee because Damian and Rhea both love metal music, but I could be wrong
I like the idea with Bret, but with him not being able to take bunps, I think it would work even better if Natalya gets Bret out of the way and takes those Tsunamis herself. HEAT.
Andrew's shirt is absolutely elite 😍
like jacks last pitch but different: Ilja comes out and makes an open challenge - axel tischer aka alexander wolf comes out - great 5-10min match
Love andrews wrong trousers shirt
Immediate no on the tsunami thing. That will legit kill bret.
Now I desperately want to see Orton do a balaclava spot in his jeans and viper shirt.
I’ve been pitching that Raquel should return to screw Rhea at some point. I think tho Rhea should pin Liv in Berlin and then when Rhea and Liv have their HIAC match at Bad Blood Raquel should screw Rhea there which would then lead to the Rhea/Raquel program.
Thanks 🎉
The only thing that I would change from the Raquel Rodriguez pitch, is it leads to Rhea Ripley versus Dominic Mysterio at next year‘s mania
If Rodriguez is gonna come back and join a group it should be the pure fusion collective
Imagine slowly realizing they took Adam's German Ladder match idea verbatim 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Any chance of an intergender war games? Rhea, Priest, Rey, Zelina, Dragon vs Dom, Liv, Fin. Raquel, JD???
Random note, but does anyone feel weirdly anxious when they see any one at the podcast table with no drink on hand? Makes me feel so thirsty, even if the other 2 guys have drinks on them haha.
That is some barnet Adam has got now. Looking good young man
Jey uso vs bron for the IC title and jimmy comes back to cost Jay fulfilling his promise from before mania to not let Jay win a title and to start the story of them getting back together and aligning with Roman for bloodline war games
I can´t wait to be in Berlin.
liked the LivDom vs TerrorTwins pitch by Andrew the only thing i would of changed is have Dom be the one to pin Rhea just for the heat alone maybe do what Edge did back in the day and do the sexy pin on Rhea the crowd would hate it then later you do Rhea vs Dom at WrestleMania cause that does feel where the story is going
Awesome W
I think Rhea plants Dom through the ring on Saturday, and in Bad Blood, Rhea has to beat Liv, and Priest has to beat Finn.
Priest and Rhea are main eventers and need to be a billion miles from Judgement Day as soon as possible
I give an automatic "no" to any pitch that details things that will happen at a PPV that's months away, for the simple reason that we're not doing 9 pitches for that show. we're doing 9 pitches for THIS show. Points off for not sticking to the assignment.
6:59 I thought the exact same thing 😂😂😂
Andrew could you please keep your hands above the table. No thigh rubbing! 😂
The sexual tension between Jack and Andrew is palpable
Of course Andrew does a pitch about Jade and Bianca 😉
10:00 Thought Bret couldn't take bumps...
I was thinking the same thing. Lloyd's Of London or whoever is his insurance provider is nowadays would be having a word.
I feel like Jade has to be the one to turn on Bianca, whenever that happens. And Bianca needs to beat her at Wrestlemania, gotta build that streak!
Adam.... I've got that same shirt
Matalan all day baby
Well I miss Ross but Charlie Dempsey is a hell of a stand in to get guys!
Andrew is a super nonsense now and cultaholic knows it 😂😅😅😂and we love it
5:16 VINTAGE Pacitti
:05 mark, Jack is joined by Andrew, Adam and Jack ....
I really want a three stooges hello to start a pitches video
Im genuinely concerned for Andrew. There is help out there and i suggest he finds it before there is any risk of things being on his computer that should not be there. Hope he gets the help he needs and doesnt get into trouble.
YES LEADER !!!
Absolute state of pacitti…. Jayzuz
Gunther vs Randy should be the main event
I frankly don't care for the "Orton loses then punks Cody" idea. I want the brand split to mean something. I don't want wrestlers bouncing back and forth between brands.
16:53 what about the time Randy Orton wore nightvision goggles?
They really just say WTF is coming next week? Still haven't had summerslam
Alex wright. ITS A YES FROM ME 😂
Contract means "Vertrag"
i keep thinking ko gets a chair on Cody end of the match then randy comes out for the “save” rko ko then lifts cody up blah blah u good then rko but it depends on what match is first since it makes sense to do that to close but why not have gunther close
Hikuleo debuts...
To help Dom and Liv win and then joins the Judgment Day
cultaholic wins again
F that need 45 min long Andrew pitches
Why does the glasses boy sound like Jerry Jackson?
Edit: The nerd in the middle.
Stand up for wwe 😉😉
9 Pitches is now Book 6 months
I get it's what you want but... they're going to Calgary on the 9th... they can't write off Bret
Look at that hair! Where has pacitti been?
Vertrag is contract in German.
Jack why in gods name would they turn Sami heel? Take a lap sir
Why is Andrew doing a Dave Penzer impression? 7:25
Good guys unite against Cody
Right, so. Andrew wants Bret Hart to die and Adam wants Cody/KO to main event with a DQ finish🤔😆
Can Jack just make predictions about the pay-per-view not months later 15:17
Jack on the livestrwam if he speaks german
its a play on the toxic twins
What if Brock returns to be the one to stop Bronson
so Andrew has just pitched the murder of Bret Hart there.
Adam Kevin already facing Cody so no for me
Famous Yorkshireman Jack? Oh simply simply looovely
Ein contract
Andrew’s first pitch of the video may be the best pitch I’ve ever heard
Weirdo on the left lettin out some Punk hate as always
andrew killed bret...
Icl Adam is a draw for this channel😂, when he isnt in a video I struggle to watch😄
Pacitti you do realize that wrestling is just a soap opera for men?
My sole Pitch: Hitler dressed as Vince comes out at the end and gets decimated by the entire Roster even the commentary
Pacitti looks like a creep with that longer hair.
He’s gotta stay 100 ft away from schools at all times as long as he keeps that hair