Heyman throws salt in Cody’s eyes after he gets Roman in the Sharpshooter. Then Hulk Hogan shows up and defeats Roman for the title, brother. If you know you know. 😂😂
Orton, Knight, Sami, KO, Jey fight off the bloodline in the main event & get them away from ringside. Roman has Cody down. Roman goes to pick up a chair thats laid in the ring. Paul Heyman swipes it and drops it at ringside. He has effectively turned on Roman. Seth overcomes the odds to retain. Punk causes a distraction to Drew, ruining his wrestlemania moment and allowing Seth to pick up the win. After, Drew smashes Seth's head in with a weapon and walks out, furious. Then Damian Priest cashes in. Punk reveals his referee shirt & counts the win. Punk has found a way to screw both Seth AND Drew both at once.
Truth liquidated Priests' assests inlcuding the MitB contract. Priest comes in to cash in on a champ, opens the briefcase to find J-day shirt starts freaking out and R-truth comes out to remind him. Huge pop for truth and save Priest the embarrassment, ez.
The Alexa bliss and Bayley kendo stick stuff being 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO has made me feel old as fuck and like I don't understand the passage of time anymore
Pitch: Jade Cargill wrestles the whole match and Bianca and Naomi stand in the corner waiting for a tag that never comes, as Jade single-handedly wins.
That would make her look great but I hope they don’t bury damage ctrl. I also think jade might turn on Bianca before or after the match to set up the dream match
Ross brought up exactly what I was thinking they could do, split up two teams by them grabbing different belts. Imagine Miz and Grayson as well as RTruth and Austin being forced to become tag teams, actually rtruth with any of them would be great
Loved all the pitches! I got one additional pitch and it's really short: In the wake of WM 40, Ross realizes there has been a big void in the RUclips-World for some time and brings back the best video series happening after every PPV/PLE: WTF MOMENTS! 🥰
I really want Cody vs. Roman to be a clean match, or as clean as it can be at any rate. So I approve of the pitches that have all the overbooked shenanigans occur during the tag team match. I am really hoping for an "Avengers, Assemble!" moment where everyone the Bloodline has screwed over (maybe even some of the heels?) come out to expel Solo, Jimmy, Heyman, and any other Anoa'i family members. Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Randy Orton, Jey Uso, LA Knight, AJ Styles (have Knight and AJ beating up on Jimmy, they turn to look at each other for a moment, Knight nods his head towards Jimmy, and they go back to beating the crap out of him), etc. Just an overwhelming show of force from the WWE Superstars that they have had enough. But I'm up late and not sleeping any time in the foreseeable future, so I'll make a pitch of my own! Seth Rollins vs. Drew McIntyre. Late into the match, Drew has the upper hand. It looks like he may finally have Seth's number. This whole time, CM Punk has remained on commentary. There's been some trash talk between him, Drew, and Seth as they passed by the table a few times, but up to this point, Punk has made no efforts to interfere... until now. Punk says "Excuse me gentlemen, that's my cue" as he gets up from the commentary desk. Seth is in one corner, Drew lies in wait in the opposite corner, and the referee has backed into a third corner to have a good view of both of them. As Drew charges to deliver the Claymore, Punk reaches into the ring, grabs the referee's feet from behind and pulls, causing the ref to faceplant and get KO'd for a bit. Neither Drew nor Seth see this because they're charging each other - Seth dodges the Claymore, kick wham Pedigree on Drew! Both men are down! The referee is down! What is Punk thinking? With everyone down, Punk rolls into the ring, grabs Drew's shoulders, and pulls him back to the nearest corner. He sits Drew up and slaps his face lightly a few times, "Wake up! Hey, Numpty! Eyes open!" Drew shakes his head to clear the cobwebs, then realizes Punk is standing above him and he's injured. Drew snarls and prepares to defend himself, but Punk doesn't attack. Instead, he says "This one's for you, buddy!" Punk then picks Seth up off the mat and hoists him up onto his shoulders. He turns to Drew to make absolutely certain Drew is watching... then he delivers the GTS to Seth! Punk then motions towards Seth's lifeless body and tells Drew "You're welcome!" Drew looks confused and annoyed, not really sure what's happening. Punk goes over to the referee and tries to wake him up, and looks back at Drew over his shoulder and says "Cover him!" Drew suddenly realizes what Punk is doing, and he is FURIOUS. Seth is out like a light. All Drew has to do is pin him. But if he pins Seth, he will win *because of Punk*. That's right - CM Punk has just stolen Drew's Wrestlemania Moment right out from under him. Drew makes a wild charge at Punk, but Punk drops and rolls out of the ring and backpedals up the ramp, with the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen. Drew begins pacing and shaking his head, yelling, "No no no no no," as the referee comes to and starts getting up to his knees. Drew looks around frantically, as if he is desperately trying to come up with a solution to this problem. He moves to cover Seth, stops, backs away, yells more, goes back, stops. He's wanted this win more than anything in the world, but if he takes it now, it will be tainted. The ref is wobbly, up to his knees now, wondering why Drew is just standing there when Seth is clearly out. Drew is frozen for a moment, stuck between giving CM Punk exactly what he wants or losing the match... finally he screams something R-rated in Scottish, and he covers Seth. 1-2-3! Drew McIntyre wins! He's finally won the Championship at a live Wrestlemania in front of all of the fans! This should be the best moment of his life - but it's not. The story tomorrow won't be that Drew won the Championship - the story will be that CM Punk *gave* Drew McIntyre the Championship. There's no posing, no celebration, no Wrestlemania moment. When the referee moves to hand Drew his belt, he angrily snatches it away and storms up the ramp without a word. Their feud is far from over, but after months of Drew bragging that he's stealing CM Punk's Wrestlemania dream, Punk has finally hit back.
I personally saw the Bloodline rules match at Raw as the same as the angles pre-rumble where people throw eachothers over the top rope and you get "if it happens this Sunday he'll be eliminated!". Basically just as en exposition of what to expect at the PPV/PLE
I like how as they are going through their pitches the other guys react as if it's actually happening. I saw Jack jump back in his chair a few times, or go "WHAAAATTATT"! 😂 Good stuff, I'm sure whatever they do wont be as creative as these, but you never know these days.
I doubt we are getting Stone Cold or Cena involved in either of these matches. I think Cena will be at Mania, as he's been teasing it. But it really doesn't make sense to have him get involved in this storyline.
I was confident that the bloodline would win night 1- but I’m converted to thinking that Rock takes the pin, Reigns loses to Cody night 2 and blames Rock for the stipulation and for ruining the plan leading to Rock v Reigns next year.
Prediction for both main events. Cody and Seth win Night 1 somehow, no bloodline allowed. Night 2 Roman comes out alone. Bell rings, spear, taunt, jackhammer, 1 2 3. Roman retains. Takes off his mask: it's been Goldberg the whole time.
Slash does have a pace maker and has been shocked on stage before by it, quite famously he says he got one mid performance for a Michael Jackson celebration gig (can't remember exactly which one). It doesn't prevent him doing anything physical, I am certain he will still be doing plenty of gym work. He just can't be taking bumps because.. well theres a machine inside his body. He can absolutely smash someone with a sledgehammer though. I doubt they would do it though because its a bit complicated since you basically setting him up for a Rock fued thats physical, but the Rock can't do anything physical to HHH because he isn't allowed to bump. I do think it would be cool if he did, pass the sledgehammer to Cody though. Or chuck the sledgehammer to the side, pull out a nice piece of copper pipe since thats far more fitting for the son of a son of a plumber.
When he said leaving Detroit, I was like MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS, NO WAY!!!! That is the greatest pitch I've seen yet not even kidding. Their 7 match series with Beer Money is the best tag team wrestling ever.
For me personally, this would be the event that I tease a Jay Uso "Bloodline". The whole goal is to have a "Bloodline" vs Bloodline feud at Survivor Series in November. That "Bloodline" would include: Jacob Fatu, Tama Tonga, Jey Uso, Dakota Kai, and maybe the honorary member Sami Zayn. I use Bloodline in quotations as while Fatu and Jey are part of the Anoa'i Family, the rest are not, and it would be played more like an Islander faction. And while researching Samoan wrestlers I was surprised to find out that Dakota is actually Samoan. Romans bloodline can grab either Ava Raine or Nia Jax.
The opening of this video reminded me of that old Alexei Sayle song, 🎶Whenever people bother me / They shout and raise their voices / But I don’t let it get me down / I just make stupid noises!🎶
It should start with Brandi knocking on cody's locker room door pharaoh on the lead "are you ready" asks brandi "let's do this replies Cody" as he steps out of his locker room there stands Seth, jey and sammi, Cody stops stares the camera pans and there stands his brother the natural Dustin Rhodes fist bump hug, music hits as he is walking through the arena and making his way to the ring
I almost hate ideas like andrews third one. Macho man vs hulk hogan vibes there. Makes you wish its going to happen and kinda makes me worry ill be disappointed by what theyll actually give us.
I’d love for Night 2 to have Cody, alone facing the full might of the Bloodline, Roman sat in a chair with his cronies either side. Next we hear over the speakers “On your left” and then the portals open up behind Cody. Glass shatters and Cody’s Avengers team walk out of the portal. It’s Stone Cold, Cena, Seth and Yeety Uso! Cody stands to his feet and tells “To me my Superstars!” And they all charge for a big meaty battle
I genuinely think The Cena/Austin thing is going to happen. But itll be the bloodline rules match on N2, where everyone comes out and... Rock turns on Roman. He doesn't turn Face. Just turns the Bloodline on Roman. It will set up Roman v Rock for later, and while Roman takes his inevitable vacation, it will set up Cody Rhodes for a match with The Final Boss at one of the upcomin spring - summer ppv's.
The problem with the faces winning on Night 1 is that we all know that the Rock will be out there on Night 2. Do we really believe that the Bloodline will not interfere on Night 2 after these last couple years?
Pitch: Night 2 - The Rock takes Solo and Jimmy away from the match turning on Roman, so obviously this leads to Cody winning... NOT... Cody about to win gets stopped and goes onto lose from interference by Jey Uso, who this whole time has secretly been still in the bloodline as a backup plan for Roman.
Cody goes into night 2 practically out of it, as he got (kayfabe) injured during the Night 1 main event and feels like shit afterwards. Roman, having not gotten in the ring at all yesterday because the rest of the Bloodline came down to destroy Cody and Seth (the latter of whom lost his match, making Drew McIntyre the new Heavyweight Champ), making him fresh as a daisy. In a reversal of roles from last year, Roman is ready to make Cody lose and take the UwU title away from the WWE universe once again when a hooded figure comes down to the ring. A "Yeet" chant then fills the air as it's revealed to be Jey Uso, who jumps on top of a spear attempt to make Roman go down. The Tribal chief pops right back up and attempts a spear again, but then... BRRRR APPLEDOUGH! Out runs John Cena to hit Roman with an AA, giving Cody a chance to get the pin. However, the Pin results in a 1 count as Roman, now seething, singlehandedly beats down Cody and throws Jey Uso and Cena out of the ring. "OOOOOWAAAHHH" Roman screams as he stares Cody down and goes to the corner. He then runs to the American Nightmare, but instead of going for the spear, he goes for the second Goldberg move in a jackhammer. It hits as Roman has the pin ready to go. "1" the referee starts "2" and just as it's about to hit the mat a third time, the glass breaks as Stone Cold Steve Austin (WHAT?) rides down the aisle in the ATV to his Disturbed theme. Roman looks like he's seeing a ghost from his family's past as the Texas Rattlesnake immediately kips the chief up to hit a stunner, taking Roman out. Cody gets up after Austin leaves the ring, and the ref performs the 3 count. "Here is your winner AND NEW undisputed WWE Universal Champion, CODY RHODES" the crowd is practically deaf from their own cheering as Cody with a tear in his eye, finally finished the story.
Love the pitches but would change Jacks first pitch by one scenario, The Rock is in the ring and instead of cutting a promo he beats on Cody with the two masked men. He sets him up for the Rock Bottom and then you hear “It’s time to play The Game!!!!”. Triple H comes down the ramp with a sledgehammer in hand as Rock, shocked, drops Cody. Triple H makes his way into the ring staring down the Rock. Triple H brandishes the sledgehammer telling Rock that this was meant to be free from the Bloodline and this is Triple Hs show. Cody staggers to his feet and then BANG… Triple H strikes Cody with the sledgehammer. He turns to The Rock and smiles and the pair share a handshake similar to Austin McMahon at 17. Triple H has screwed Cody claiming that it’s what’s best for business. Reigns pins Cody and retains. You then from here build towards Rock and Reigns for Wrestlemania 41. After the match Reigns can go on hiatus for several weeks and build towards a Rock w/ Triple H vs Cody match at Summerslam. In the promos leading up to the bout, The Rock can slam on the New Generation of talent and even hit some sly digs at Roman so when Summerslam rolls around Reigns can return and attack the Rock. Include Seth if you want just make the storyline an Old Gen vs New Gen with the bosses abusing their power all year until WM41 where it’s Reigns vs Rock for the title with Reigns retaining.
Thinking back to when the rock first joined the bloodline, and a lot of people were focused on the camera angle of that moment, rock pointing up in unison with his family, but perspective had it look like rock was pointing at roman.... Now what if the rock and Roman are about to win the match, rock turns on Roman (rock bottom, peoples elbow) and still being the legal team member...walks to the back, getting counted out and match rewarded to rhodes and Rollins
ME tag turns into TX Tornado match for both titles ❗ Roman turns on rock , Priest cashes in on seth , keeps title on night 2 , Cody wins title night 1 then beats rock & roman night 2 , turns on Punk on raw turns heel , has own Faction , down the line All bullet club members join WWE w/ help from TH , then AEW joins TKO , massive SUPER invasion w/ all wrestling promotions this time❗❗❗❗❗
SCSA stuns Rock. Cena the AA on Roman. Hogan Leg drop. Cody wins, but i still think its 50/50. Maybe Cody wins the WWE Title but the Rock says... Roman is still Universal Champion. Judgment Day keep the RAW Titles, ATDU the Blue Belts. Either way, we get new Belts, WWE Tag Titles & World Tag Titles on TV
Night 2: Roman wins despite The Rock trying to screw him over. Rock bolts from the ring when Roman confronts him. He stopped at the ramp one by one returns from Cena, Taker who back him back to the ring and then Stone Cold glass breaks Austin makes a beeline Stunner in the ring to the Rock. Put up the logo everybody go home.
I am not good making a match story pitch but I will love to see this. Cody win on night 2 at westlemania and ref walk to Paul Heyman. Paul with surprise look that someone beat his tribal cheif but then get serious and walk into ring. Cody on his knee with tears in his eye with his blood every where barely able to breathe look up at Paul. Paul looked back a slowly hand the belt to Cody and said "For Dusty" and walk away help roman out the ring.
During the Intercontinental Championship match, there’s a double down spot. Sami drags himself to the corner, where Chad pumps him up and hands him a refreshing bottle of milk. Of course, there’s wasabi in the milk.
IDC who's scheduled for mania, the two making the save for Cody should be Randy and Dustin. Not golddust Dustin, but big brother Dustin who's sick of hearing his family name degraded. HHH said a year ago he was willing to work with aew at some point, bring Dustin over to save his baby brother. He's a future WWE hall of famer, and the story writes itself.
Pitch: If Drew McIntyre’s contract is still not renewed, he should win the World Championship from Seth Rollins and he should do the whole CM Punk thing from Money in the Bank 2011 where he leaves from the crowd and blows a kiss.
I have 3 pitches all different endings to the Cody vs Roman match. Before we get started I just gotta say Bloodline is gonna get involved either way so who cares who wins the tag match night 1. Okay, first pitch is Jimmy has a change of heart following his match against Jey and its the two of them along with Rikishi who fights off The Rock, Solo, and Paul zheyman even gets a Stink face for his troubles. The Bloodline is kept at bay long enough for Cody to put Roman away with his 3 consecutive Cross Rhodes. Jimmy and Jey don't officially reunite as a tag team, they remain on different brands and further find individual singles success, The Rock uses this as the turning point to once again go after Roman claiming "You're not the head of the table, you're the wedge tearing our family apart." Cody's first fued is again Solo who wants to prove he can be a monster without receiving marching orders by Roman. Pitch 2, the overbooked pitch. Everything has broken down, Ref is down, Cody is beaten to a pulp, Stone Cold makes his not-so-shocking return and has delivered Stunners to Jimmy, Paul and Solo, he and Rocky are battling through the backstage leaving a less battered Roman with the aforementioned Cody that can barely stand. Roman is stalking him, is he going for a Superman punch, a spear, a low blow? Cody is almost to his feet when suddenly the triumphant horns of the theme song of Phillidelphia's own Kurt Angle blares through the arena, only it's not Kurt that steps out it's none other than Gritty the mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers hockey team dressed in an American flag singlet. The crowd comes absolutely unglued, Grit Angle does his pose atop the ramp as the fireworks go off and in shades of Undertaker at the 2010 Elimination Chamber the pyro ignites Gritty's fun ablaze. Seemingly unphased by this he dashes to the ring flames now covering most of his body and delivers a flaming Angle Slam to Roman before being put out by ringside staff. Rhodes wakes the Ref and is able to hoist Roman up for a Cody Cutter on top of the fire extinguisher that was carelessly left in the ring, 123, New Champion! The story has been finished. My third pitch. Roman wins, it was Bloodline rules, the odds were stacked against Cody, Rollins couldn't help him, Austin didn't save him it was an absolute travesty. Roman has a mic andvsays now nothing and no one stands in his way, he's gonna beat Hogan's record and retire as the undefeated Undisputed Champion of all WWE, Cody won't get another shot unless it comes guaranteed again but Roman plans on being retired before next year's Royal Rumble anyways. And, just to be the most dominant force in WWE history he plans on taking Seth's title too. The arena goes dark and when they're back up The Bloodline is layed out with Judgement Day surrounding them. Cody is propped up in the corner holding the Money in the Bank briefcase which now has a big green Mario Mushroom sticker on it. Damien Priest has no mic but the cameras clearly pick up him saying "I just gave you a 1-Up, make the most of it." Cody grabs the mic and gets right in Reigns' face to tell him "You mean a guaranteed title shot like a Money in the Bank contract?" Rhodes is wrestling likeva man possessed, hits 5 Cross Rhodes and wins the match. The next night on Raw Priest says that once he heard Roman would go after Seth next he knew he had to do something to make sure he would be able tonactually compete for a world title someday. What good is a guaranteed title shot if the guy holding the title is never there and when he is he's better guarded than the President. The next year is spentnbuilding up Priest to be a credible treat for next year's Mania.
If anyone "has a change of heart" it will be Jey. I'm telling you.. whatever happens.. no one will see coming. And Jey rejoining his brother in the Bloodline.. no one will see coming.
I quite like the idea of Cody & Seth winning night 1 and Cody then getting to pick the stip for night 2 screaming down the microphone to end night one that the main event of night 2 ends in HELL IN A CELL. allowing for still a brutal match but hopefully sealing off any opportunity for BS on night 2
But to prefice that this is only if we’re not getting the avengers uniting storyline with Austin Jay Seth etc coming to Cody’s aid in bloodline rules because the 10 year old mark in me loves the idea of the glass shattering and the rock and austin brawl around the arena as Cody gets the 123 but I’m just not holding out the hope for this
my only pitch is this: cody and seth lose night one, so it's bloodline rules the next night. cody is charging at roman, and the rock rolls in and catches him into a huge rock bottom. the bloodline is beating cody when austin, cena, and triple h (and, probably not, but maybe, dustin. i want that so badly. this is all about family, right?) all come out... they chase off/beat up the bloodline, until they have the rock alone, surrounded, in the center of the ring. the rock appeals to hunter... triple h grabs his head, jumps, and plants the rock's face on his knee... the dwayne sells it by going upright, dazed and turning right into middle fingers and a stunner... and they proceed to treat the rock like stuntman mike at the end of death proof, just ping-ponging him to the point of near-absurdity. cody proceeds to get all his shit in on roman, pin him, everyone goes home from the 40th annual wrestlemania, a landmark event in many ways, happy. i didn't intend for this to be so long.
My pitch: Rhea loses, then the following night, she challenges JD to a match to work out her aggression, starting her transition to the men's division. She could convincingly be in that division and do better than Chyna.
I see Drew claymoring Cody outside the ring(shades of when he cost the Tag Titles), then throwing him back in to screw Cody and Seth. Then on Night 2, the Rock screws Seth, and crowns Drew the new World Heavyweight Champion. We may get some interference from Punk, but in the end Drew steals the title and smiles dastardly at Punk and an injured Rollins from the Mania entrance stage.
Oh my god, the handcuff pitch with a musical sting would be ABSOLUTE TRASH and I would ADORE every millisecond of it. Be like an anime where you freeze frame on him with his arms spread out after breaking the cuffs with him screaming... Oh my god, if they did that I'd die.
Honestly I think CM Punk should help Damian should cash in on Drew after Drew wins so he screws Drew outta the moment he stole from Punk, a complete 180. The match with Damian celebrates in the ring with CM Punk laughing on the ramp.
20:05 You guys are fucking hilarious 😂 but what if it's Cody that's just singing his own theme song while beating them up. Like he's doing his own highlight footage 🤣
I notice that a lot of Jack's pitches (from most of the pitches videos) are essentially something getting tease for a PLE that will get paid off at the next PLE. C'mon, Jack! This is WrestleMania 9 Pitches! Not After-WrestleMania 9 Pitches!
Glass Shatters, little Andrew backflips down the ramp taking out the bloodline
🤣🤣🤣
Heyman throws salt in Cody’s eyes after he gets Roman in the Sharpshooter. Then Hulk Hogan shows up and defeats Roman for the title, brother. If you know you know. 😂😂
That doesn't work for me, brother.... 😂
😂😂😂
Hey, who better to stop Roman from beating Hogan's record
@@freakfoxvevo7915Hogan stopping Roman from breaking Hogan’s longest WWE championship reign record sounds very on brand for Hogan brother
Pitch: Aldis/Pearce are the final tag-team in the 6-pack ladder match.
Yes please
You have put in like at least 10 pitches on this one video and they're all garbage... respectfully
Bro had one somewhat okay pitch (the Jade one) put of 10 pitches...
The motor city machineguns pitch was fantastic
I can't believe they didn't workout he was building to the MCMG. It was obvious as soon as he referred to 2 men driving.
The Cody AUUGGHOOGH always kills me💀
Mania is in Philly
Jack: Wears Dallas Cowboys hat
Entire City of Philadelphia: *insert Simpson torch and pitchforks scene here*
😂😂😂😂
Who’s Philadelphia
Probably it's the hat from the Gravity Falls character that was based on him. Or the other way around.
@@leonardopereira1704it’s not it’s a Dallas cowboys hat
@@Tommybeans999the Philadelphia Eagles
Orton, Knight, Sami, KO, Jey fight off the bloodline in the main event & get them away from ringside.
Roman has Cody down. Roman goes to pick up a chair thats laid in the ring. Paul Heyman swipes it and drops it at ringside. He has effectively turned on Roman.
Seth overcomes the odds to retain. Punk causes a distraction to Drew, ruining his wrestlemania moment and allowing Seth to pick up the win. After, Drew smashes Seth's head in with a weapon and walks out, furious.
Then Damian Priest cashes in. Punk reveals his referee shirt & counts the win.
Punk has found a way to screw both Seth AND Drew both at once.
Haha that would be great!
Thats the CM Punk i love to hate. This would be great.
This is phenomenal
When they were naming Irish WWE guys they forgot about the Irish high flier Rick O'Shea.
🤣👍
Truth liquidated Priests' assests inlcuding the MitB contract. Priest comes in to cash in on a champ, opens the briefcase to find J-day shirt starts freaking out and R-truth comes out to remind him. Huge pop for truth and save Priest the embarrassment, ez.
Jack’s reaction to the motor city machine guns pitch 😂😂😂
The Alexa bliss and Bayley kendo stick stuff being 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO has made me feel old as fuck and like I don't understand the passage of time anymore
If you think that’s bad, every time I see Rey Mysterio I’m reminded that I was a freshman in high school when he debuted for WCW.
I was fully expecting Andrew's pitch to end with "You are now leaving Dudleyville" haha
That would have been awesome to, The Dudley Boyz are my favourite tag team.
Pitch: Jade Cargill wrestles the whole match and Bianca and Naomi stand in the corner waiting for a tag that never comes, as Jade single-handedly wins.
That would make her look great but I hope they don’t bury damage ctrl. I also think jade might turn on Bianca before or after the match to set up the dream match
Bad Pitch I don't want but LOL: Cody wins, Rock steals/buys Damien's Briefcase and cashes in to become the True Final Boss.
😮
Never cook again
Ross brought up exactly what I was thinking they could do, split up two teams by them grabbing different belts. Imagine Miz and Grayson as well as RTruth and Austin being forced to become tag teams, actually rtruth with any of them would be great
Motor City Machine Guns would be incredible!
Loved all the pitches! I got one additional pitch and it's really short: In the wake of WM 40, Ross realizes there has been a big void in the RUclips-World for some time and brings back the best video series happening after every PPV/PLE: WTF MOMENTS! 🥰
If that glass shatters like it did when Austin helped Foley beat the Rock, that building will literally explode.
If that happens, I'll shit my pants
@@trinityjost6564 Haha, I said the same thing to my buddy.
Thank you cultaholic for existing. To all the members. Wonderful Mania week to all of you. ❤
35:55 we need this on t shirts asap 😂
Heyman turns on Roman, its Philly Sandman, Sabu, Rvd, Tommy Dreamer all come down and they roll out New Jacks corpse EXTRREEEEEEEEEMMMEEEE
Andrews first pitch had me shouting "fuck yeah" at the screen 😂
I really want Cody vs. Roman to be a clean match, or as clean as it can be at any rate. So I approve of the pitches that have all the overbooked shenanigans occur during the tag team match. I am really hoping for an "Avengers, Assemble!" moment where everyone the Bloodline has screwed over (maybe even some of the heels?) come out to expel Solo, Jimmy, Heyman, and any other Anoa'i family members. Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Randy Orton, Jey Uso, LA Knight, AJ Styles (have Knight and AJ beating up on Jimmy, they turn to look at each other for a moment, Knight nods his head towards Jimmy, and they go back to beating the crap out of him), etc. Just an overwhelming show of force from the WWE Superstars that they have had enough.
But I'm up late and not sleeping any time in the foreseeable future, so I'll make a pitch of my own!
Seth Rollins vs. Drew McIntyre. Late into the match, Drew has the upper hand. It looks like he may finally have Seth's number. This whole time, CM Punk has remained on commentary. There's been some trash talk between him, Drew, and Seth as they passed by the table a few times, but up to this point, Punk has made no efforts to interfere... until now. Punk says "Excuse me gentlemen, that's my cue" as he gets up from the commentary desk. Seth is in one corner, Drew lies in wait in the opposite corner, and the referee has backed into a third corner to have a good view of both of them. As Drew charges to deliver the Claymore, Punk reaches into the ring, grabs the referee's feet from behind and pulls, causing the ref to faceplant and get KO'd for a bit. Neither Drew nor Seth see this because they're charging each other - Seth dodges the Claymore, kick wham Pedigree on Drew! Both men are down! The referee is down! What is Punk thinking?
With everyone down, Punk rolls into the ring, grabs Drew's shoulders, and pulls him back to the nearest corner. He sits Drew up and slaps his face lightly a few times, "Wake up! Hey, Numpty! Eyes open!" Drew shakes his head to clear the cobwebs, then realizes Punk is standing above him and he's injured. Drew snarls and prepares to defend himself, but Punk doesn't attack. Instead, he says "This one's for you, buddy!" Punk then picks Seth up off the mat and hoists him up onto his shoulders. He turns to Drew to make absolutely certain Drew is watching... then he delivers the GTS to Seth! Punk then motions towards Seth's lifeless body and tells Drew "You're welcome!" Drew looks confused and annoyed, not really sure what's happening. Punk goes over to the referee and tries to wake him up, and looks back at Drew over his shoulder and says "Cover him!"
Drew suddenly realizes what Punk is doing, and he is FURIOUS. Seth is out like a light. All Drew has to do is pin him. But if he pins Seth, he will win *because of Punk*. That's right - CM Punk has just stolen Drew's Wrestlemania Moment right out from under him. Drew makes a wild charge at Punk, but Punk drops and rolls out of the ring and backpedals up the ramp, with the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen. Drew begins pacing and shaking his head, yelling, "No no no no no," as the referee comes to and starts getting up to his knees. Drew looks around frantically, as if he is desperately trying to come up with a solution to this problem. He moves to cover Seth, stops, backs away, yells more, goes back, stops. He's wanted this win more than anything in the world, but if he takes it now, it will be tainted. The ref is wobbly, up to his knees now, wondering why Drew is just standing there when Seth is clearly out. Drew is frozen for a moment, stuck between giving CM Punk exactly what he wants or losing the match... finally he screams something R-rated in Scottish, and he covers Seth. 1-2-3!
Drew McIntyre wins! He's finally won the Championship at a live Wrestlemania in front of all of the fans! This should be the best moment of his life - but it's not. The story tomorrow won't be that Drew won the Championship - the story will be that CM Punk *gave* Drew McIntyre the Championship. There's no posing, no celebration, no Wrestlemania moment. When the referee moves to hand Drew his belt, he angrily snatches it away and storms up the ramp without a word. Their feud is far from over, but after months of Drew bragging that he's stealing CM Punk's Wrestlemania dream, Punk has finally hit back.
once you see this video go up you know it's getting close to being TIME FOR WRESTLEMANIA (whoa-oh-oh! wrestlemania!)
I personally saw the Bloodline rules match at Raw as the same as the angles pre-rumble where people throw eachothers over the top rope and you get "if it happens this Sunday he'll be eliminated!". Basically just as en exposition of what to expect at the PPV/PLE
If there is a legends vs bloodline brawl, I need the Sandman to run in, would be a huge pop in philly (they need the enter sandman rights tho)
I like how as they are going through their pitches the other guys react as if it's actually happening. I saw Jack jump back in his chair a few times, or go "WHAAAATTATT"! 😂 Good stuff, I'm sure whatever they do wont be as creative as these, but you never know these days.
I doubt we are getting Stone Cold or Cena involved in either of these matches. I think Cena will be at Mania, as he's been teasing it. But it really doesn't make sense to have him get involved in this storyline.
I was confident that the bloodline would win night 1- but I’m converted to thinking that Rock takes the pin, Reigns loses to Cody night 2 and blames Rock for the stipulation and for ruining the plan leading to Rock v Reigns next year.
Prediction for both main events. Cody and Seth win Night 1 somehow, no bloodline allowed. Night 2 Roman comes out alone. Bell rings, spear, taunt, jackhammer, 1 2 3. Roman retains. Takes off his mask: it's been Goldberg the whole time.
The Sparkling Bit...😂
Much love and respect from Washington State 👊🏼 💪🏼
Slash does have a pace maker and has been shocked on stage before by it, quite famously he says he got one mid performance for a Michael Jackson celebration gig (can't remember exactly which one).
It doesn't prevent him doing anything physical, I am certain he will still be doing plenty of gym work. He just can't be taking bumps because.. well theres a machine inside his body. He can absolutely smash someone with a sledgehammer though.
I doubt they would do it though because its a bit complicated since you basically setting him up for a Rock fued thats physical, but the Rock can't do anything physical to HHH because he isn't allowed to bump. I do think it would be cool if he did, pass the sledgehammer to Cody though. Or chuck the sledgehammer to the side, pull out a nice piece of copper pipe since thats far more fitting for the son of a son of a plumber.
When he said leaving Detroit, I was like MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS, NO WAY!!!! That is the greatest pitch I've seen yet not even kidding. Their 7 match series with Beer Money is the best tag team wrestling ever.
Andrew's MCMG pitch is the best I've heard on this series.
Genuinely didn't know where he was going.
👏👏👏👏
Been waiting all week for this
Dom and Andrade together would make my year
For me personally, this would be the event that I tease a Jay Uso "Bloodline". The whole goal is to have a "Bloodline" vs Bloodline feud at Survivor Series in November. That "Bloodline" would include: Jacob Fatu, Tama Tonga, Jey Uso, Dakota Kai, and maybe the honorary member Sami Zayn. I use Bloodline in quotations as while Fatu and Jey are part of the Anoa'i Family, the rest are not, and it would be played more like an Islander faction. And while researching Samoan wrestlers I was surprised to find out that Dakota is actually Samoan.
Romans bloodline can grab either Ava Raine or Nia Jax.
The opening of this video reminded me of that old Alexei Sayle song, 🎶Whenever people bother me / They shout and raise their voices / But I don’t let it get me down / I just make stupid noises!🎶
Pitch: ECW run-ins all WM long. it's in Philly after all.
So we get the dudleys as the 6th team?
would be awesome!
If the little fella takes off his beanie, does his brain fall out?
Ptiches were class lads really enjoyed the vid !
It should start with Brandi knocking on cody's locker room door pharaoh on the lead "are you ready" asks brandi "let's do this replies Cody" as he steps out of his locker room there stands Seth, jey and sammi, Cody stops stares the camera pans and there stands his brother the natural Dustin Rhodes fist bump hug, music hits as he is walking through the arena and making his way to the ring
I almost hate ideas like andrews third one. Macho man vs hulk hogan vibes there. Makes you wish its going to happen and kinda makes me worry ill be disappointed by what theyll actually give us.
Jacks excitement for MCMG is my highlight for this pitches
I love Andrews Motor City Machine Guns pitch, I think Id lose my mind if they showed up at Mania.
"I've padded it out with bollocks"
Andrew channeling Vince Russo there
I’d love for Night 2 to have Cody, alone facing the full might of the Bloodline, Roman sat in a chair with his cronies either side. Next we hear over the speakers “On your left” and then the portals open up behind Cody. Glass shatters and Cody’s Avengers team walk out of the portal. It’s Stone Cold, Cena, Seth and Yeety Uso! Cody stands to his feet and tells “To me my Superstars!” And they all charge for a big meaty battle
I genuinely think The Cena/Austin thing is going to happen. But itll be the bloodline rules match on N2, where everyone comes out and... Rock turns on Roman. He doesn't turn Face. Just turns the Bloodline on Roman. It will set up Roman v Rock for later, and while Roman takes his inevitable vacation, it will set up Cody Rhodes for a match with The Final Boss at one of the upcomin spring - summer ppv's.
Ive been waiting for this video. Love you alls videos
The problem with the faces winning on Night 1 is that we all know that the Rock will be out there on Night 2. Do we really believe that the Bloodline will not interfere on Night 2 after these last couple years?
I want all the WM31 Sting vs Triple H bollocks, everyone getting a nostalgia pop coming out to get their hits in
The image of Stone Cold coming out to stop The Rock gives me goosebumps just thinking about it, bring on WrestleMania!
The motor city machine guns pitch lowkey was fire lmao
Pitch: Night 2 - The Rock takes Solo and Jimmy away from the match turning on Roman, so obviously this leads to Cody winning... NOT... Cody about to win gets stopped and goes onto lose from interference by Jey Uso, who this whole time has secretly been still in the bloodline as a backup plan for Roman.
Perfect. I love it. I’m serious. I like this a lot.
I’m surprised Jack took so long to realise Andrew was setting up the Motor City Machine Guns but I had the same reaction as him when Andrew said it.
Cody goes into night 2 practically out of it, as he got (kayfabe) injured during the Night 1 main event and feels like shit afterwards. Roman, having not gotten in the ring at all yesterday because the rest of the Bloodline came down to destroy Cody and Seth (the latter of whom lost his match, making Drew McIntyre the new Heavyweight Champ), making him fresh as a daisy.
In a reversal of roles from last year, Roman is ready to make Cody lose and take the UwU title away from the WWE universe once again when a hooded figure comes down to the ring. A "Yeet" chant then fills the air as it's revealed to be Jey Uso, who jumps on top of a spear attempt to make Roman go down. The Tribal chief pops right back up and attempts a spear again, but then... BRRRR APPLEDOUGH! Out runs John Cena to hit Roman with an AA, giving Cody a chance to get the pin. However, the Pin results in a 1 count as Roman, now seething, singlehandedly beats down Cody and throws Jey Uso and Cena out of the ring.
"OOOOOWAAAHHH" Roman screams as he stares Cody down and goes to the corner. He then runs to the American Nightmare, but instead of going for the spear, he goes for the second Goldberg move in a jackhammer. It hits as Roman has the pin ready to go. "1" the referee starts "2" and just as it's about to hit the mat a third time, the glass breaks as Stone Cold Steve Austin (WHAT?) rides down the aisle in the ATV to his Disturbed theme.
Roman looks like he's seeing a ghost from his family's past as the Texas Rattlesnake immediately kips the chief up to hit a stunner, taking Roman out. Cody gets up after Austin leaves the ring, and the ref performs the 3 count. "Here is your winner AND NEW undisputed WWE Universal Champion, CODY RHODES" the crowd is practically deaf from their own cheering as Cody with a tear in his eye, finally finished the story.
I salute you, Sir.
Love the pitches but would change Jacks first pitch by one scenario, The Rock is in the ring and instead of cutting a promo he beats on Cody with the two masked men.
He sets him up for the Rock Bottom and then you hear “It’s time to play The Game!!!!”. Triple H comes down the ramp with a sledgehammer in hand as Rock, shocked, drops Cody. Triple H makes his way into the ring staring down the Rock.
Triple H brandishes the sledgehammer telling Rock that this was meant to be free from the Bloodline and this is Triple Hs show. Cody staggers to his feet and then BANG…
Triple H strikes Cody with the sledgehammer.
He turns to The Rock and smiles and the pair share a handshake similar to Austin McMahon at 17. Triple H has screwed Cody claiming that it’s what’s best for business.
Reigns pins Cody and retains. You then from here build towards Rock and Reigns for Wrestlemania 41. After the match Reigns can go on hiatus for several weeks and build towards a Rock w/ Triple H vs Cody match at Summerslam. In the promos leading up to the bout, The Rock can slam on the New Generation of talent and even hit some sly digs at Roman so when Summerslam rolls around Reigns can return and attack the Rock.
Include Seth if you want just make the storyline an Old Gen vs New Gen with the bosses abusing their power all year until WM41 where it’s Reigns vs Rock for the title with Reigns retaining.
lol I have been waiting on this all day
Two Man Powertrip reunion!
Thinking back to when the rock first joined the bloodline, and a lot of people were focused on the camera angle of that moment, rock pointing up in unison with his family, but perspective had it look like rock was pointing at roman....
Now what if the rock and Roman are about to win the match, rock turns on Roman (rock bottom, peoples elbow) and still being the legal team member...walks to the back, getting counted out and match rewarded to rhodes and Rollins
Pitch: Seth Rollins spills CM Punk’s diet soda.
Can you guys bring back the AI episodes of raw/smackdown?
These are super fun!
Thirsty Andrew with that third pitch 😅
That time of the year. Let’s go!
I figure if Cody does win it will be in a bloody mess as a powerful visual that Cody left it all out there to win
No notification??? For the biggest video of the year??? Typical RUclips
Love the Alexa pitch but I think she’ll have mix of dark Alexa and goddess and later unit with bo when uncle howdy comes back to honour brays legacy
Pitch: Stone Cold Steve Austin shows up and instead of drinking cans of beer, pounds 40oz-ers
Lights up a blunt with Lil' Wayne.
ME tag turns into TX Tornado match for both titles ❗ Roman turns on rock , Priest cashes in on seth , keeps title on night 2 , Cody wins title night 1 then beats rock & roman night 2 , turns on Punk on raw turns heel , has own Faction , down the line All bullet club members join WWE w/ help from TH , then AEW joins TKO , massive SUPER invasion w/ all wrestling promotions this time❗❗❗❗❗
SCSA stuns Rock. Cena the AA on Roman. Hogan Leg drop. Cody wins, but i still think its 50/50. Maybe Cody wins the WWE Title but the Rock says... Roman is still Universal Champion.
Judgment Day keep the RAW Titles, ATDU the Blue Belts. Either way, we get new Belts, WWE Tag Titles & World Tag Titles on TV
Night 2: Roman wins despite The Rock trying to screw him over. Rock bolts from the ring when Roman confronts him. He stopped at the ramp one by one returns from Cena, Taker who back him back to the ring and then Stone Cold glass breaks Austin makes a beeline Stunner in the ring to the Rock. Put up the logo everybody go home.
Really like how Andrew spent 10 minutes saying the same thing Ross said in 2
As overbooked as this sounds, i would love every second of it
I am not good making a match story pitch but I will love to see this. Cody win on night 2 at westlemania and ref walk to Paul Heyman. Paul with surprise look that someone beat his tribal cheif but then get serious and walk into ring. Cody on his knee with tears in his eye with his blood every where barely able to breathe look up at Paul. Paul looked back a slowly hand the belt to Cody and said "For Dusty" and walk away help roman out the ring.
During the Intercontinental Championship match, there’s a double down spot. Sami drags himself to the corner, where Chad pumps him up and hands him a refreshing bottle of milk.
Of course, there’s wasabi in the milk.
IDC who's scheduled for mania, the two making the save for Cody should be Randy and Dustin. Not golddust Dustin, but big brother Dustin who's sick of hearing his family name degraded. HHH said a year ago he was willing to work with aew at some point, bring Dustin over to save his baby brother. He's a future WWE hall of famer, and the story writes itself.
Pitch: If Drew McIntyre’s contract is still not renewed, he should win the World Championship from Seth Rollins and he should do the whole CM Punk thing from Money in the Bank 2011 where he leaves from the crowd and blows a kiss.
I have 3 pitches all different endings to the Cody vs Roman match. Before we get started I just gotta say Bloodline is gonna get involved either way so who cares who wins the tag match night 1. Okay, first pitch is Jimmy has a change of heart following his match against Jey and its the two of them along with Rikishi who fights off The Rock, Solo, and Paul zheyman even gets a Stink face for his troubles. The Bloodline is kept at bay long enough for Cody to put Roman away with his 3 consecutive Cross Rhodes. Jimmy and Jey don't officially reunite as a tag team, they remain on different brands and further find individual singles success, The Rock uses this as the turning point to once again go after Roman claiming "You're not the head of the table, you're the wedge tearing our family apart." Cody's first fued is again Solo who wants to prove he can be a monster without receiving marching orders by Roman.
Pitch 2, the overbooked pitch. Everything has broken down, Ref is down, Cody is beaten to a pulp, Stone Cold makes his not-so-shocking return and has delivered Stunners to Jimmy, Paul and Solo, he and Rocky are battling through the backstage leaving a less battered Roman with the aforementioned Cody that can barely stand. Roman is stalking him, is he going for a Superman punch, a spear, a low blow? Cody is almost to his feet when suddenly the triumphant horns of the theme song of Phillidelphia's own Kurt Angle blares through the arena, only it's not Kurt that steps out it's none other than Gritty the mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers hockey team dressed in an American flag singlet. The crowd comes absolutely unglued, Grit Angle does his pose atop the ramp as the fireworks go off and in shades of Undertaker at the 2010 Elimination Chamber the pyro ignites Gritty's fun ablaze. Seemingly unphased by this he dashes to the ring flames now covering most of his body and delivers a flaming Angle Slam to Roman before being put out by ringside staff. Rhodes wakes the Ref and is able to hoist Roman up for a Cody Cutter on top of the fire extinguisher that was carelessly left in the ring, 123, New Champion! The story has been finished.
My third pitch. Roman wins, it was Bloodline rules, the odds were stacked against Cody, Rollins couldn't help him, Austin didn't save him it was an absolute travesty. Roman has a mic andvsays now nothing and no one stands in his way, he's gonna beat Hogan's record and retire as the undefeated Undisputed Champion of all WWE, Cody won't get another shot unless it comes guaranteed again but Roman plans on being retired before next year's Royal Rumble anyways. And, just to be the most dominant force in WWE history he plans on taking Seth's title too. The arena goes dark and when they're back up The Bloodline is layed out with Judgement Day surrounding them. Cody is propped up in the corner holding the Money in the Bank briefcase which now has a big green Mario Mushroom sticker on it. Damien Priest has no mic but the cameras clearly pick up him saying "I just gave you a 1-Up, make the most of it." Cody grabs the mic and gets right in Reigns' face to tell him "You mean a guaranteed title shot like a Money in the Bank contract?" Rhodes is wrestling likeva man possessed, hits 5 Cross Rhodes and wins the match. The next night on Raw Priest says that once he heard Roman would go after Seth next he knew he had to do something to make sure he would be able tonactually compete for a world title someday. What good is a guaranteed title shot if the guy holding the title is never there and when he is he's better guarded than the President. The next year is spentnbuilding up Priest to be a credible treat for next year's Mania.
If anyone "has a change of heart" it will be Jey. I'm telling you.. whatever happens.. no one will see coming. And Jey rejoining his brother in the Bloodline.. no one will see coming.
I quite like the idea of Cody & Seth winning night 1 and Cody then getting to pick the stip for night 2 screaming down the microphone to end night one that the main event of night 2 ends in HELL IN A CELL. allowing for still a brutal match but hopefully sealing off any opportunity for BS on night 2
But to prefice that this is only if we’re not getting the avengers uniting storyline with Austin Jay Seth etc coming to Cody’s aid in bloodline rules because the 10 year old mark in me loves the idea of the glass shattering and the rock and austin brawl around the arena as Cody gets the 123 but I’m just not holding out the hope for this
Pitch: Dominik Mysterio betrays Mami helping Becky win.
Love these ones
my only pitch is this: cody and seth lose night one, so it's bloodline rules the next night.
cody is charging at roman, and the rock rolls in and catches him into a huge rock bottom.
the bloodline is beating cody when austin, cena, and triple h (and, probably not, but maybe, dustin. i want that so badly. this is all about family, right?) all come out... they chase off/beat up the bloodline, until they have the rock alone, surrounded, in the center of the ring.
the rock appeals to hunter...
triple h grabs his head, jumps, and plants the rock's face on his knee...
the dwayne sells it by going upright, dazed and turning right into middle fingers and a stunner...
and they proceed to treat the rock like stuntman mike at the end of death proof, just ping-ponging him to the point of near-absurdity.
cody proceeds to get all his shit in on roman, pin him, everyone goes home from the 40th annual wrestlemania, a landmark event in many ways, happy.
i didn't intend for this to be so long.
My theory is that Cultaholic have stock in a black balaclava manufacturer
Night one, bloodline shenanigans, ref's distracted, claymore, Seth takes the pin
Guy in the middle waffles so much 😭😭😭
My pitch: Rhea loses, then the following night, she challenges JD to a match to work out her aggression, starting her transition to the men's division. She could convincingly be in that division and do better than Chyna.
I see Drew claymoring Cody outside the ring(shades of when he cost the Tag Titles), then throwing him back in to screw Cody and Seth.
Then on Night 2, the Rock screws Seth, and crowns Drew the new World Heavyweight Champion.
We may get some interference from Punk, but in the end Drew steals the title and smiles dastardly at Punk and an injured Rollins from the Mania entrance stage.
18:15 Andrew geeking
Can't believe no one mentioned The Shield music playing.
WWE shop: 1x Black Balaclava as used by everyone at WM40 - $49.99
Oh my god, the handcuff pitch with a musical sting would be ABSOLUTE TRASH and I would ADORE every millisecond of it. Be like an anime where you freeze frame on him with his arms spread out after breaking the cuffs with him screaming... Oh my god, if they did that I'd die.
Honestly I think CM Punk should help Damian should cash in on Drew after Drew wins so he screws Drew outta the moment he stole from Punk, a complete 180. The match with Damian celebrates in the ring with CM Punk laughing on the ramp.
Love the little moment that jack looks to joel for a desperate lifeline in the gareth vs will debate 😂. By the way will young all the way
Do you feel him sir?
20:05 You guys are fucking hilarious 😂 but what if it's Cody that's just singing his own theme song while beating them up. Like he's doing his own highlight footage 🤣
I notice that a lot of Jack's pitches (from most of the pitches videos) are essentially something getting tease for a PLE that will get paid off at the next PLE. C'mon, Jack! This is WrestleMania 9 Pitches! Not After-WrestleMania 9 Pitches!
That mullet is going to suit ross
here we go
Am I the only one that doesn’t want to see Cody win?
I really want to see the Mob forming now. 😂