Spider-Man: Far From Home review - Nah, it'll be fine

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июл 2019
  • I know what you're thinking: Why am I wasting time reviewing Far From Home, when Far From Home is out? Well, since it's pretty much the only movie in theatres worth watching right now, I thought I might as well give it a shot.
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  • @ghadrackpotato960
    @ghadrackpotato960 3 года назад +3761

    The successor to Jarvis, smartest AI in the universe can't do a simple security recognition of a former Stark employee to alert Peter. Awesome.

    • @SardonicJosh
      @SardonicJosh 3 года назад +58

      Ikr, DAMN IT F.R.I.D.A.Y! Or is that and E.D.I.T.H different?

    • @lostinsauce4515
      @lostinsauce4515 3 года назад +147

      I became alot more okay with Spiderman's magical suit lady once I learned it was voiced by Jennifer Connelly

    • @ilovemetalmusic310
      @ilovemetalmusic310 3 года назад +21

      100 likes. Imma ruin that.

    • @ilkkarautio2449
      @ilkkarautio2449 3 года назад +58

      Average writer doesnt understand stuff like that, or some studio executie thinks that audience wouldnt think about that. 🤔😳

    • @nemesis91101
      @nemesis91101 3 года назад +13

      AH FK OFF FILM lol

  • @Kinos141
    @Kinos141 4 года назад +2870

    Gyllenhall's bitterness was actually real, since he auditioned to be Spider-Man back in 2002, but lost it to Tobey McGuire. lol

    • @resikin
      @resikin 3 года назад +114

      Phew, thank God that didn't happen.

    • @obiedashinobi1322
      @obiedashinobi1322 3 года назад +8

      Obie Da Shinobi Agrees

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 3 года назад +62

      I think he auditioned for the sequel as a backup in case they had to replace Tobey

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 3 года назад +3

      BRUH

    • @obiedashinobi1322
      @obiedashinobi1322 3 года назад +27

      @Parvis Ty for the information stay powerful

  • @Orangeyouglad870
    @Orangeyouglad870 3 года назад +871

    Tony in 2008: I am effective immediately shutting down the weapons division of Stark Industries
    2019: with these sunglasses you can command an orbital assault from anywhere in the world, let’s give them to a high schooler

    • @luke5930
      @luke5930 3 года назад +69

      This is the same iron mans whos whole arc is he didnt want weapons in the wrong hands and then proceeded to give a weaponised suit with an instakill mode to a 13 year old boy who hes met for 5 minutes and then after realising hes useless and just a bit of a whiney bitch, he then proceeds to give him glasses that can access a load of weapons and the first thing peter does it use it to try and blow up his classmate all for a joke.
      Both iron man and tony stark got ruined because of their pairing together. It contradicts everything that makes each of the characters interesting

    • @lordbonney9779
      @lordbonney9779 2 года назад +24

      @@luke5930 there is a reason for him giving Peter the Iron Spider suit. That being he sees him as a son and also knows Peter won’t stop being Spider Man.
      Tony kinda thought “at least with the Iron Spider he won’t die to a single bullet” and that’s our world building!
      P.S. This is stuff Mauler talks about. EFAP is where I got this info from.

    • @JacobGrim
      @JacobGrim 2 года назад +5

      "Character development"

    • @kaotiqx
      @kaotiqx 2 года назад +17

      You would have thought he would have left Peter a lot of money so he could have a comfortable life outside of fighting supervillains and criminals.

    • @connortg5
      @connortg5 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@luke5930 ok while the whole sunglasses-controlling-orbital-strike-satellite thing was absolutely a bad idea, the questionable features of the spiderman suits he gave peter honestly aren't that bad when you consider that they were supposed to be locked in the original suit because tony knew he was too immature for them and probably would've been locked in the iron spider suit had peter accepted it at the intended time instead of being given it in the middle of a rush job to save him from dying in space.

  • @invertedpolarity6890
    @invertedpolarity6890 3 года назад +1450

    Remember when the “love interest” wasn’t constantly trying to insult and belittle the guy that likes her?

    • @CeeDoubleU
      @CeeDoubleU 3 года назад +23

      I do

    • @ulyx9804
      @ulyx9804 3 года назад +210

      I don't mind that, mostly because that's how I acted towards my husband when we first started dating. He was just too cute when he was uncomfortable. Don't worry he started insulting me back after a few weeks.

    • @dr.hiturgirlup2723
      @dr.hiturgirlup2723 3 года назад +92

      Ulyx no one asked but ok

    • @CeeDoubleU
      @CeeDoubleU 3 года назад +90

      @@ulyx9804 you're a pos and your husband has no testicles

    • @KC-bi9jw
      @KC-bi9jw 3 года назад +197

      @@ulyx9804 Yea get out of here Ulyx! This is for us incels only!!

  • @SolarDragon007
    @SolarDragon007 4 года назад +3769

    The MCU basically removed the most compelling aspect of Spider-Man, that being that he's an independent, self-made superhero.

    • @rescuehamster1734
      @rescuehamster1734 4 года назад +612

      The MCU Spider-Man is entirely dependent on Iron Man. There is no "Spider-Man". Just the next Iron Man.

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 4 года назад +481

      @@rescuehamster1734 The ending of Homecoming gave me hope because they made it seem like Spidey was going to go his own way in the next film, but we're right back to Iron Boy in Far From Home.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 4 года назад +87

      @@SolarDragon007 So stop supporting them.

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 4 года назад +206

      @@TheStraightestWhitest Honestly I probably will. I'm not really interested in the next Spider-Man movie at this point.

    • @wackywoohoopizzaman0173
      @wackywoohoopizzaman0173 4 года назад +244

      This is exactly why Tom Holland is the worst spider man and why toby and the other guy are infinitely better, Toby Maguire in particular, because they are 100 percent their own person and don't need to rely on anyone else

  • @Arak_Drakoniz
    @Arak_Drakoniz 4 года назад +4092

    4:28 “A magical space wizard wearing a fish bowl filled with bong smoke.”
    That is the best way anyone has ever described Mysterio.

    • @TheBoxingCannabyte
      @TheBoxingCannabyte 4 года назад +29

      Lmao right?

    • @davidmalone7069
      @davidmalone7069 4 года назад +6

      I describe god as a magical space wizard, pisses alot of people off if they dont laugh at it

    • @vr-vik5660
      @vr-vik5660 4 года назад +12

      I don't understand.....Is that gal Mary Jane? Or is she a new character with a conveniently identical name? As I recall she was a lovely ginger, have I missed something or she got white washed? Is this another attempt from Disney for another woke movie? Or I am missing the fact that Peter has got himself another girlfriend with a similar name?

    • @plushman3685
      @plushman3685 4 года назад +3

      It’s perfect rhetoric

    • @williamtovar8860
      @williamtovar8860 4 года назад +3

      best ever! i will drink to that

  • @originalusername7415
    @originalusername7415 3 года назад +389

    disney: it turns out mysterio was a bad guy the whole time what a shocking surprising twist
    literally anyone whos even glanced at a spider man comic or video game: whhhaaaaaa? who could've possibly guessed

    • @TSDamiano
      @TSDamiano 2 года назад +12

      Me and my brother in the cinema
      Brother: wait he was the vilian ?
      Me: Yes From the start i read the comics

    • @Narwhyn
      @Narwhyn 2 года назад +8

      I've never read comics, and the only place I've ever seen Mystero is from Spiderman Disney Infinity, somehow I forgot he was a villain and this was a twist to me.

    • @6thgraderfriends
      @6thgraderfriends 2 года назад +4

      They did the same thing with Bucky.
      *Disney:* The Winter Soldier was actually his old friend Bucky all along! Can you believe it? What a shock!
      *Anyone who's read the comics:* What? No way...

  • @bwtv147
    @bwtv147 3 года назад +263

    The Avengers being unavailable is like the only people at the X Academy being Colossus, Teenage Warhead, and her girlfriend.

    • @daywalker3735
      @daywalker3735 3 года назад +15

      God I'm in love with her girlfriend lol

    • @thoththeatlantean1226
      @thoththeatlantean1226 3 года назад +6

      @@daywalker3735 facts

    • @aryandalvi2197
      @aryandalvi2197 2 года назад +21

      @@daywalker3735 hi yukio

    • @melissaharris3389
      @melissaharris3389 2 года назад +1

      Well Carol Danvers is likely helping the real Nick Fury with whatever he's doing in space.
      The Skrulls might not be sure they can convince Sam/the new Cap and Rhodey/War Machine since both know Fury and Hill quite well.
      Clint is apparently giving archery lessons in NY; I imagine he, Matt Murdock and Bucky Barnes are all getting a drink and being sad boi's together.

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita 2 года назад +3

      Well that was explained by Deadpool that it was the only ones they could afford XD
      So in that case it actually makes sense, but only because of the meta of the canon xD

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 4 года назад +2468

    So the elementals were faked by a guy who wanted to get rid of superheroes because he was jealous of said superheroes? Sounds an awful lot like The Incredibles to me.

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 4 года назад +53

      Fluffy Waffles I don’t think he wanted to get rid of them all.

    • @Corgislarping
      @Corgislarping 4 года назад +218

      I mean, that’s exactly what mysterio’s motives were in his debut decades ago in comics, so he kinda did it first anyway

    • @lukesdewhurst
      @lukesdewhurst 4 года назад +65

      Im fairly sure The Incredibles has taken all its ideas from comic books. Jeez imagine not realising comic book movies are based on comic books

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 4 года назад +37

      I'm pretty sure he just wanted power. He was pissed at Stark, not superheroes in general.

    • @Diree
      @Diree 4 года назад +66

      He didn't want to get rid of them, nor was he really "jealous". He was a disgruntled employee whose inventions were turned into - in his eyes - trivial gadgets by his egocentric, narcissistic asshole of a boss...and he found some other disgruntled employees to band together with. As Mysterio, combined with all the Stark tech, his goal was simply to take over the planet...and manipulate everything from the shadows, while being lauded as the hero, a front to make his dreams reality. What exactly those intentions were we never got to know...and yes, they didn't really think this through when it comes to actual threats, but I guess they just assumed that after Thanos what else would threaten Earth?

  • @wyldebill4178
    @wyldebill4178 4 года назад +1533

    If Beck was a Stark employee, wouldn’t Edith have Identified him?

    • @Silenthitman44
      @Silenthitman44 4 года назад +24

      Maybe because he's might not actually Quentin Beck according to the producer and director

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 4 года назад +76

      Silenthitman44 but he was still a Stark employee

    • @rescuehamster1734
      @rescuehamster1734 4 года назад +304

      They didn't identify him because writing is hard.

    • @gonzodelphiki2083
      @gonzodelphiki2083 4 года назад +120

      But if they did that, it would also mean that the drones/EDITH would identify Peter/Spidey and not attack him, even tho the AI immediately reidentified him during the finale with dying Mysterio. That would have deflated the whole plot so they just kinda ignore it.

    • @oraclegear1687
      @oraclegear1687 4 года назад +36

      He says in the movie he was fired after the BARF was revealed, so I guess that's why? Not on the record anymore. Plus edith wasn't created yet

  • @benjamintyus6957
    @benjamintyus6957 3 года назад +735

    What do you think of when you think of Spider-Man?
    That’s right
    Tony Starks teenage apprentice who uses high tech glasses to summon killer drones while vacationing in Europe
    Very true to the character

    • @sarcasticmind1765
      @sarcasticmind1765 3 года назад +33

      And there's no Uncle ben, 🤣😂

    • @anvos658
      @anvos658 3 года назад +27

      Honestly that scene makes so little sense, why Peter didn't just have Edith hack his phone/cloud and delete the photo.

    • @JReds-bw9kg
      @JReds-bw9kg 3 года назад +14

      @@anvos658 He did do that, he just messed up the first time. After that scene we cut to the "rival" not finding his photo.

    • @goldenmagikarp5191
      @goldenmagikarp5191 3 года назад +3

      I'm just imaging spider man 3 spider man doing the dance

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 3 года назад +40

      @@Laesis Yeah, it was something a stressed out _NORMAL_ teenager may have done. Throughout the comics, it's made pretty clear that Peter Parker is an exceptionally clear-thinking and level-headed teenager. Yes, he still suffers the typical teen problems, but he's also demonstrably more intelligent than normal teens. But, even if Peter would make a mistake like that, I find it more unbelievable that EDITH would initiate that attack.
      Seriously, a massively complex AI system designed by Tony Stark would allow someone to order a drone kill strike on a teenager sitting on a bus crowded with other teens over a vague comment? Peter literally said Brad had a photo of Peter, then was clearly confused/unsure what EDITH meant when she asked if Brad was a target. Tony was so concerned with the Avengers not having a system in place to "reign them in" that he agreed to the Sokovia Accords to limit his own ability to operate as he saw fit...but we're supposed to believe he'd give Peter Parker the unilateral ability to murder people using vague comments? Or that he'd design an AI so stupid it wouldn't be able to ask for confirmation that the user was asking it to kill someone? Based on the amount of time it takes the drone to leave the satellite and reach Europe (which is also ridiculous unless the satellite is in continuous geosynchronous orbit above the glasses), EDITH could have asked for a confirmation that Peter wanted the target eliminated/killed. After Peter vaguely confirmed Brad was a "target," EDITH could have simply asked, "Please confirm the target, Brad Davis, is to be eliminated."

  • @OllieByGolly
    @OllieByGolly 4 года назад +480

    My favorite aspect of the movie is how Spider-Man used his actual Spider-Man powers to defeat Mysterio instead of the Tony Stark deus ex machina bullshit-suit.

    • @namecannotbeblank6858
      @namecannotbeblank6858 3 года назад +90

      Right after he used a Tony Stark deus ex machina to make a suit with specific tools to take down all of the illusion drones at once. Yeah ok.

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 3 года назад +22

      @@namecannotbeblank6858 That’s the horrible part.

    • @namecannotbeblank6858
      @namecannotbeblank6858 3 года назад +8

      @@shayla106 believe me, I know.

    • @NS-xx1ze
      @NS-xx1ze 3 года назад +17

      @@namecannotbeblank6858 yeah, just ignore how he uses *spider sense* to not get tricked and shoot

    • @namecannotbeblank6858
      @namecannotbeblank6858 3 года назад +35

      @@NS-xx1ze see... you notice how my comment agrees that he used his powers to stop Mysterio "Right after" all the shit I mentioned. I'm not ignoring anything I'm making a seperate point.

  • @ArlanKels
    @ArlanKels 4 года назад +1303

    The inherent problem of having World Ending cataclysms in a world filled with super heroes is that you can't have "solo movies" involving said cataclysms without it making absolutely no sense.

    • @89Keith
      @89Keith 3 года назад +67

      ArlanKels sure you can, you just make a half dozen other films with different heros, set in different locations at the same time

    • @Chromwel-A
      @Chromwel-A 3 года назад +18

      Paul Keith ikr, Marvel Comics has been doing that in their cross over Marvel Event. Not only publishing the main event in their own comics, they also released every heroes' own comics while being involved with said event.

    • @Chromwel-A
      @Chromwel-A 3 года назад +38

      Or look at Thor Ragnarok, heroes who are near to each other's locations like Thor and Hulk can team up, just like that.
      Or look at Jessica Jones and Luke Cage.

    • @kailin8223
      @kailin8223 3 года назад +46

      It sucks because marvel was doing pretty well on that department before endgame , all the events and problems in avengers 1 and 2 had effects and problems that carried over to the next movies . Guess they realized that mcu has peaked after endgame and just gave up .

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 3 года назад +23

      To be fair, with world-ending events being a weekly occurrence in the MCU, it would make sense that all the A-list heroes would be like:
      Nah, it'll be fine.

  • @rodrigolloreda7012
    @rodrigolloreda7012 4 года назад +384

    "I've had better conversations with toll booth attendants.... because they can't walk away HUEHUEHAAGH" I'm dead.

  • @boodtwo4342
    @boodtwo4342 3 года назад +154

    Mysterio was a weird choice as a “twist” villain.

    • @arthurrimbaud7287
      @arthurrimbaud7287 3 года назад +9

      Jake Gyllenhaal was a weird choice for Mysterio.

    • @troillandford7679
      @troillandford7679 3 года назад +1

      @@arthurrimbaud7287 they should've gotten Bruce Willis lol. It's pretty clear that Marvel is going to get a Lister has-beens for Mysterio no matter what. just look at Eternals.

    • @arthurrimbaud7287
      @arthurrimbaud7287 3 года назад +9

      @@troillandford7679 They should have gotten someone like Steve Buscemi, or some other weird, creepy character actor. Same for Electro. That what most of Spider-Man's villains are: Creepy weirdos.

    • @troillandford7679
      @troillandford7679 3 года назад +1

      @@arthurrimbaud7287 YES. Buff Steve Buscemi getting the Chris Pratt treatment and Danny DeVito as doc ock lol

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 10 месяцев назад

      The part where he said "it's mysterying time" and then mysteryed all over them did surprise me though...

  • @WalterLiddy
    @WalterLiddy 4 года назад +229

    I think the biggest weakness of the film is that they seem to think his whole retinue of buddies need to be given active roles in the major conflicts. So instead of seeing Spider-Man fight alone against incredible odds to save them all, we get more like a team effort where normal people hold their own in fights between super-powered beings. His friends should be either hiding for their lives or suffering terrible consequences for involving themselves in these fights. Instead we get MJ and Ned actively assisting in the battles. Rather than uplifting them and demolishing helpless maiden tropes, the effect is to diminish Spider-Man's importance. They hardly seem to need him at all.

    • @Theycallmethek3
      @Theycallmethek3 2 года назад +5

      Only part of no way home im not looking forward too, mj and ned look like they are gonna be a big part of it

    • @thorinhannahs4614
      @thorinhannahs4614 2 года назад +2

      This is one reason I disliked No Way Home.

    • @thorinhannahs4614
      @thorinhannahs4614 2 года назад +2

      @Erik Kemeey Okay.

    • @spider-man500
      @spider-man500 Год назад +1

      Again, much more akin to Miles Morales who often has allies to help him.
      Heck Ned in the MCU is 100% based on Miles's best friend and guy in the Chair Ganke Lee.

  • @gokutoriyama3179
    @gokutoriyama3179 4 года назад +536

    Jarvis was the best Al voice Tony Stark had, not too human sounding and not like those text to speech computer voices. While the voice they replaced him with, just sounds like some women from a call centre .

    • @zxczxczxc7240
      @zxczxczxc7240 4 года назад +49

      she sounds "progressive"

    • @MoffatLee
      @MoffatLee 4 года назад +78

      I'm now picturing the third iteration of the AI voice as someone from the Indian subcontinent with an accent you can barely understand.

    • @didimean
      @didimean 4 года назад +25

      @@MoffatLee Lilly Singh

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 4 года назад +6

      @@didimean that's just cruel

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 4 года назад +3

      @@hortn123 well, FRIDAY exists

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea 4 года назад +1127

    EDITH - Even Dead I'm The Hero, that's very Tony.

    • @arthur9491
      @arthur9491 3 года назад +128

      I heard it as "Eat dick I'm the hero"

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 года назад +45

      Damn his back must’ve hurt from carrying Homecoming

    •  3 года назад +3

      According to these writers anyway

    • @ATFprdepartment
      @ATFprdepartment 3 года назад +35

      @@arthur9491 that’s more Starlord-sounding

    • @vickerandflips8061
      @vickerandflips8061 3 года назад +14

      @@ATFprdepartment Or Rocket

  • @whiplash2891
    @whiplash2891 Год назад +42

    The thing that bothers me the most is that Jarvis back in the day was kinda self aware: he tried to reason with Tony when he wanted to fly the Mk2, he tried to reason with Ultron when it first woke up, Jarvis was sentient in a way: he had common sense of what was right and what was wrong.
    Jarvis was feared by Ultron, a sentient neural thing that came out of an infinity stone AND HE EVEN CANCELED OUT Ultron's "evil-centric" mind and perfectly balanced it out resulting in Vision's neutral and logical judgement.
    And now, 2 AI's later, we have to believe Edith, the most advanced sh*t available, can't figure out on her own that mobilizing hundreds or thousands of drones to kill off like everyone in sight, ESPECIALLY F***ING AVENGERS, SPIDERMAN&FRIENDS IS BEYOND STUPID is.. is just.. f*ck off film.

  • @whatevs4455
    @whatevs4455 4 года назад +59

    "fishbowl filled with bongsmoke" this idea really makes me crack up

  • @krennicsaspirations4883
    @krennicsaspirations4883 4 года назад +603

    So in the film Mysterio is basically Syndrome from The Incredibles?

    • @OutdatedLeon
      @OutdatedLeon 4 года назад +43

      Yeap. And it's the same for the "real" Mandarin in Ironman 3. They basically stole the plot of incredibles and used it twice, with both times having Ironman as Mr Incredible.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 4 года назад

      @@OutdatedLeon How is it like the manderin thing?

    • @bbriggs7409
      @bbriggs7409 4 года назад +1

      Lol nice profile name 🤣🤣

    • @OutdatedLeon
      @OutdatedLeon 4 года назад +6

      @White-Van Helsing erm, I don't really understand what you mean... but if you're talking about the comics then I think we're not on the same page here.
      But if you're saying that Ironman 3 predates The Incredibles... I think you'll need to recheck the publishing dates of the movies.
      Now, if you're talking about a villain who's working behind the scene... well, sure. But that wasn't what I meant. I was saying that Marvel had used the "good ol science geek held a grudge with the hero and became a supervillain" plot from The Incredibles twice in the MCU - the first time in Ironman 3 and the second in Spider-man: Far From Home.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 4 года назад

      Iron Man 3 was like the Incredibles.

  • @davydevilution3483
    @davydevilution3483 4 года назад +417

    How many more Spider-Man Movies do you plan to make, Marvel ?
    Marvel : "Nah, it'll be fine.."

    • @ryanj5658
      @ryanj5658 4 года назад +17

      Any Marvel movie after End Game will be completely garbage.

    • @chancepaladin
      @chancepaladin 4 года назад +1

      venoooom plzzzzzzz hard R

    • @goldarmgang4672
      @goldarmgang4672 4 года назад +5

      @@ryanj5658 bruh

    • @fernandosegovia8806
      @fernandosegovia8806 4 года назад

      @@ryanj5658 Trevor can't be wrong, he's always drunk

    • @halfhawk718
      @halfhawk718 3 года назад

      @@ryanj5658 *Laughs in Craptain Karen*

  • @degrelleholt6314
    @degrelleholt6314 4 года назад +102

    Why does every scene with "MJ" look like she's complaining about something?

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 года назад +18

      Because she’s got resting bitch face

    • @macjamesflynn3732
      @macjamesflynn3732 3 года назад +28

      Because as a subgroup of the left, who dominates entertainment and the cultural narrative today, feminists hate that men are in fact attracted to warm, soft, sweet feminine women. So against every experience of reality and common sense they desperately promote the idea that what men actually are attracted to are brooding, cold, stoic, masculine women who act more like military general George Patton than a stereotypical feminine romantic interest as a balanced counterpart to the masculine hero of the story.
      I watched this movie on rental and knew I was going to have to hold my nose through the sjw nonsense but MJ and Peter Parker's dynamic threw me off more than anything. Through the entire movie I kept saying to myself, this kid is fun, outgoing, charismatic, and likeable, so what the fuck is he doing chasing this dead fish who's unimpressed and obviously isn't interested in him (or anything at all)?
      But hey, it pushes the narrative so in that respect it's a success. Feminism 1, toxic masculinity 0. Yaaaas for manly women!!

    • @theamaranthineman574
      @theamaranthineman574 3 года назад +8

      Because she's complaining about something. I'm still waiting for Zendaya's second facial expression.

    • @jessieluze369
      @jessieluze369 2 года назад

      @@theamaranthineman574 Lmaoo that was good, me too.

    • @iateyursandwiches
      @iateyursandwiches Год назад

      @@macjamesflynn3732 feminism doesnt think this...funny rnough its men who tend to think women like that in men but I digress MJ is just written that way to be counter culure which was the point of her character from inception in the 60s and 70s, it was being a party girl...in 2022. I guess its "not like other girls" type of thing.

  • @joniahdemarco3371
    @joniahdemarco3371 4 года назад +121

    "Be more Cap, son!"
    Line of the year! (Even if it was a different year)

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 4 года назад +393

    The JK Simmons cameo was the best part of the movie

    • @trevor3013
      @trevor3013 2 года назад +16

      As much as I want to agree. They are tainting simmons jameson by adding him to this shit hole of a movie tbh

    • @SpFlash1523
      @SpFlash1523 2 года назад +6

      @@trevor3013 🤦🤦

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 2 года назад +1

      I was out of my seat cheering for that one

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 10 месяцев назад

      It's a good part of drinker's critiques too, though I prefer the shite smelling lady...

  • @sherlockholmes539
    @sherlockholmes539 4 года назад +553

    What sort of public highschool in New York sends it's students to Europe?

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 4 года назад +190

      A Hollywood one, bro.

    • @cyrusthagreat6649
      @cyrusthagreat6649 4 года назад +24

      i mean, im down in florida, but my public high school took a europe trip

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +64

      depends on the economic status of said neighborhood.

    • @sherlockholmes539
      @sherlockholmes539 4 года назад +12

      It's only a 6 hour or so flight so I am curious. But it does seem like B.S. to me.

    • @Beastinvader
      @Beastinvader 4 года назад +64

      Spoilers
      If you watched the movie, Fury heavily implies that he organized the trip to get Peter to Italy.

  • @stephenwakeman3074
    @stephenwakeman3074 2 года назад +49

    I didn't get how the holograms combined with drones were actually meant to work. Like, the water elemental got people wet, which holograms can't do. If they had enough drones with supersoakers to pull that off, they didn't need EDITH in the first place. And there were things beside that which you can't explain away with drones. Like, how did the fire elemental subsume metallic objects like statues with molton lava? What happened to the metals that it was "consuming"? If you've got drones that can do all these amazing things WTF do you even need the pretense of an illusion anyway?

    • @Soulslinger
      @Soulslinger Год назад +2

      The metallic objects were part of the illusion. Most everything that the elementals interacted with was either part of the illusion or was simply shot by drones (eg. you can clearly see in the fire elemental battle that the ferris-wheel was just shot with bullets). Things getting wet in the water elemental battle could just be drones quickly moving in and out of water and making waves. We do not actually see the water elemental itself affecting anything other than holo-Mysterio.
      Though yes, I do admit that the water elemental thing requires a bit of suspension of disbelie.

    • @amind1317
      @amind1317 9 месяцев назад

      Absolutely everything to do with the Mysterio character ruined all interest in this title for me. The whole thing was a choir to watch.

  • @luigines6457
    @luigines6457 2 года назад +41

    Imma be honest with y'all, I really hate Tom Holland's Spiderman (not the actor, just so you know). Peter Parker was always an intelligent and clever teen, yet Tom Holland's Spiderman is a joke. Not only that but he seems unsure about everything he does and fumbles around with almost everything. Originally, Parker made all his equipment, but what Tom Holland's Parker uses is mostly made by everyone else. Yes, there was his first appearance where he used his homemade web slingers, but that's about it. Overall, I can't relate to Tom Holland's Spiderman the same way I related to Toby Maguire's Spiderman.

    • @rexpodung5365
      @rexpodung5365 2 года назад +11

      I agree with u, but what did u expect from studios like marvel studios, the story writing is just lazy and a bit rushed in order to make it connected to mcu rather giving us a proper origin story and better story arcs. One of the reasons i don't like about mcu spiderman that they make him more childish and immature. I don't give a f*ck for another mcu spiderman movie but after i saw the trailer now i'm excited. But let's be honest most of the fans only excited to see old villains, tobey and andrew's spiderman if only they gonna appear in the next movie 🤣

    • @storysurgeon5922
      @storysurgeon5922 2 года назад +3

      you can't relate to Tom because he doesn't show he's clever or intelligent but you can relate to Tobey? Tobey has virtually no feats of intelligence in his movies, less than both Tom Hollan AND Andrew Garfield. And his webbing was organic. You're closer to creating your own web-shooters with your own synthetic spiderweb than you are shooting organic web from your wrist

    • @mariantambe5110
      @mariantambe5110 Год назад +4

      Honestly, I can't see Hollands Spidey as being virtuous in a heroic way. Why does he want to be a superhero? Maguires Spidey didn't. Not at first. He just wanted to use his new skills for himself because it was cool and he wanted money for a car to impress a girl. He doesn't start to become a hero until his uncle dies. He grows. What's Hollands Spidey's motivation in the first film? No motivation, no virtue. Not really a good movie.

    • @williamwalton9154
      @williamwalton9154 Год назад

      A year later but your a correct because Holland is NOT Spider-Man yet. Its not until the end of the 3rd movie that he is really Spider-Man.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 10 месяцев назад

      I like the organic webs better. A bullshit artifact that shoots webs? I mean, anyone could've done that...

  • @TheSaladKing
    @TheSaladKing 4 года назад +714

    Hulk didn't dab in this movie so I hated it.

    • @lostliberty9913
      @lostliberty9913 4 года назад +7

      Salad King Big Facts! 👍👍

    • @someguy1576
      @someguy1576 4 года назад +19

      Salad King These are confusing times

    • @undergrounder
      @undergrounder 4 года назад +9

      Did he actually dub? I saw that more of a flex. Heh

    • @YourGameSucks
      @YourGameSucks 4 года назад +6

      *insert hulk taco meme here*

    • @errorcode6168
      @errorcode6168 4 года назад +1

      Completely understandable. 😂

  • @ChipplesDClown
    @ChipplesDClown 4 года назад +600

    Remember the time when Mysterio tricked Wolverine into thinking the XMen were all bad guys, and Wolverine killed ALL of the XMen? Good times.

    • @b.lloydreese2030
      @b.lloydreese2030 4 года назад +55

      Too bad they couldn't have done that in Logan.
      Too bad the villains don't try that in the comics for real

    • @pauldem4873
      @pauldem4873 4 года назад +64

      Old Man Logan was the shit. Too bad MCU movies dont have the balls to go there.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 4 года назад +2

      Did he use projected light aka holograms?

    • @giorgosg9671
      @giorgosg9671 4 года назад +5

      @@MamaMOB no

    • @jacknedry3925
      @jacknedry3925 4 года назад +6

      Holy shit, THAT’S quite a feat to pull off!

  • @deanmottershead9208
    @deanmottershead9208 4 года назад +116

    The “why are no other avengers getting involved” problem will just continue to get worse the longer the MCU carries on
    As you mentioned why wouldn’t you at least deploy the B team when major world cities are being attacked
    Also at this point you would think that there are prospective people who think they can cut the mustard to become superheroes Spider-Man is no longer a minor super hero in the films like you said he was Iron mans protege he is arguably as well known as Falcon if not Hulk and Thor. Everywhere he goes people should be wanting to show off their super skills.
    I kind of hate what the MCU films did to Spider-Man by making him a avenger this Peter will never be able to have the key struggles that made Spider-Man or peter a true hero. No longer will paying for aunt mays medical bills or getting rent money be a issue when he has a major muti national business behind and around him also as a avenger you would hope that at some point they will start paying members to be on the roster.

    • @mrillis9259
      @mrillis9259 3 года назад +1

      If I was Spiderman, I'd Rob drug dealers like Mike Tyson said to do when you need money.

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 года назад +1

      They’ve done so much good work with the MCU’s holy trinity (Iron Man, Cap A, and Thor) I think they just wanted Spider-Man there to be there

    • @Kalakeiko
      @Kalakeiko 11 месяцев назад +1

      They did fix a good portion of that in No Way Home imo

  • @benzielke7149
    @benzielke7149 3 года назад +29

    when I saw this I thought "gee, are they aiming heavy at the 14 yr. old crowd now or what?"

  • @Chromeskull90
    @Chromeskull90 4 года назад +310

    Imagine that the part of the projector that MJ grabs, to be like the piece of graphite that the fireman grabs in Chernobyl...
    A man can dream.

    • @Davidsworldtravels
      @Davidsworldtravels 4 года назад +68

      she didn't pick up graphite because it was concrete! it DIDN'T HAPPEN! Obviously this man is delirious. Take him to the infirmary.

    • @Kesyabasturd
      @Kesyabasturd 4 года назад +33

      @@Davidsworldtravels Not great, not terrible.

    • @ETBrooD
      @ETBrooD 4 года назад +38

      Chromeskull90 Actual drama and tangible, personal stakes? You're talking about the MCU, not compelling storytelling.

    • @Chromeskull90
      @Chromeskull90 4 года назад +15

      @@ETBrooD with real stakes and consequences at hand? not by a longshot

    • @AlanHoey86
      @AlanHoey86 4 года назад +1

      She'll be fine, I've seen worse.

  • @hen263
    @hen263 4 года назад +498

    I'm old enough to remember when John Favreau didn't look like he ate spiderman.

    • @thetallestdwarf7041
      @thetallestdwarf7041 4 года назад +46

      Remember when he was on Friends and it was almost believable he competed in MMA?

    • @jnnx
      @jnnx 4 года назад +5

      That’s Money baby!

    • @MichaelSmith-mw6dl
      @MichaelSmith-mw6dl 4 года назад +1

      PCU FTW! Can you blow me where the Pampers is?

    • @lancelot0274
      @lancelot0274 4 года назад +7

      Yeah go back and look at him on "The Replacements". Almost unrecognizable.

    • @Shorty_Lickens
      @Shorty_Lickens 4 года назад +1

      Swingers for the win!

  • @webbmerriam6984
    @webbmerriam6984 3 года назад +32

    I feel like it would have been pretty easy to change Beck's motivation from: "i want to be a superhero," to: "i want to be Iron Man" and have his character make a little more sense.
    Why does he insist on being a real superhero/leading the avengers when his "powers" are all fabricated? Because becoming the lead avenger (and getting close to Tony's protégé) would likely give him greater access to Tony's Iron Man tech, with which he could functionally become a superhero himself, Iron Man was just a guy in a suit after all.
    He could make the argument that nobody is actually using the tech for anything productive and as a high level Stark Industries employee he has just as much a right to it as anyone.
    Also it would make him fit into the MCU archetype of villains who worked with Tony in some way feeling entitled to his tech and trying to take it for themselves. (Aka the military, and every villain from the Iron Man movies, also the vulture if you really wanna stretch it)
    This would have made the movie better without actually changing very much of what happens in it.

  • @TheInfamousRPGGroup-on-Rumble
    @TheInfamousRPGGroup-on-Rumble 4 года назад +231

    But Drinker, you talented and handsome creator you, what about MJ's clearly diversity-influence change into a non-redhead who happens to look like a 7-year-old boy?

    • @ethandalton6480
      @ethandalton6480 3 года назад +8

      Or maybe Zendaya happened to be the best actor that auditioned for the role?

    • @golden5078
      @golden5078 3 года назад +58

      @@ethandalton6480 Zendaya is my favorite actress but she's not for MJ lmao

    • @wimpymcsteel4458
      @wimpymcsteel4458 3 года назад +17

      Or maybe she is there to bring Zendaya fans to the movie. It is a shame that she did not let her play a stronger part in unmasking Mysterio. If Marvel wants to re-invent the franchise, changing MJ from a hot damsel in distress to an inquisitive, cynical detective type with a nose for the truth - one who can help Spiderman uncover plot points with reason and intellect - would be a nice place to start.

    • @golden5078
      @golden5078 3 года назад +46

      @@wimpymcsteel4458 Fax bro, If you're not gonna make MJ a readhead at least create a good character, but not even that

    • @golden5078
      @golden5078 3 года назад +11

      @Jeremy Pick Kevin Feige said she wasn't MJ because he knew fans would go crazy, he basically said she's MJ, but she doesn't have the same name, isn't a readhead and doesn't act like an MJ

  • @conot4006
    @conot4006 4 года назад +460

    The B Team = The current MCU hero’s after End game

    • @appa609
      @appa609 3 года назад +31

      SW, Dr. S, and Thor are still S-tier powerhouses.

    • @DanielGonzalez-ce9er
      @DanielGonzalez-ce9er 3 года назад +11

      @Kryptoskillet that's what I'm saying 😂 maybe the scarlet witch?

    • @leov3569
      @leov3569 3 года назад +2

      @Kryptoskillet thank you I was thinking the same thing. Lol

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 3 года назад +1

      @@appa609
      War Machine, Dr. Strange, Hulk, Thor, AntMan, the Wasp, the _other_ AntMan and the _other_ Wasp, etc. lol There are dozens of powerhouse heroes left.

  • @theextracrispycolonel9504
    @theextracrispycolonel9504 4 года назад +741

    Mysterio was easily the best part,especially his illusion scenes

    • @cappy2282
      @cappy2282 4 года назад +9

      He's a sweet character. Awesome in old cartoons too. Shouldn't have been played by Jake Q. tho

    • @whitehairedbadass3475
      @whitehairedbadass3475 4 года назад +23

      lol yh but everytime the illusion scenes came up i wandered why he didnt just shoot him will he was confused and be done with it.

    • @Tmanowns
      @Tmanowns 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, I guess Handsome Syndrome was pretty decent.

    • @Liberator130
      @Liberator130 4 года назад +42

      HIs motivations make no sense. And is anyone absolutely tired of all of the villains either being a response to, or caused by, Tony Stark? Iron Man 3, Age of Ultron, Homecoming, and now Far From Home (where Tony has been dead for a while).

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 4 года назад

      Mysterio you say... ruclips.net/video/AAXlZvUmhc0/видео.html

  • @donz6211
    @donz6211 3 года назад +24

    "That's also why my urine glows to this day" 🤣 that killed me.

  • @Jayskiallthewayski
    @Jayskiallthewayski 3 года назад +72

    I remember in the comics how M.J. was a smoking hot read head waiting on Peter in lingerie when he had a rough day, calling him Tiger. But I guess women are not supposed to be...you know, nice anymore.

  • @whos-the-stiff
    @whos-the-stiff 4 года назад +898

    Remember in the Spider-man comics when Peter used to be clever and could work things out for himself through analysis and detective work ? Now he's a passenger in a secondary Iron Man suit and MJ is the brains of the operation.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 3 года назад +105

      SJW writing.

    • @DavZeugme
      @DavZeugme 3 года назад +4

      @@GeorgeMonet No man ever benefited the help of their women. Oh fuck, wait, I just read a few things about some past American presidents !

    • @Noname-ut1ye
      @Noname-ut1ye 3 года назад +60

      @Cat Mouth Remember when Spider-Man and Wolverine were sent to the prehistoric times and Spider-Man built a time machine from literally nothing to get them back in their own time? Good times.

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 3 года назад +10

      Was the fat comedy relief from the Iron Man movies really that popular of a character, where people honestly asking for him? In all honesty I thought he had died in Iron Man 3.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 3 года назад +5

      @@ldmt1995 Happy Hogan? Good point; IIRC, he's been dead in the comics for years.

  • @RatFacedJasper
    @RatFacedJasper 4 года назад +240

    They rightly stayed away from an origin movie but they have also seemingly removed Uncle Ben as driving force for Peter's will to do the good thing.

    • @hvitekristesdod
      @hvitekristesdod 4 года назад +50

      RatFacedJasper And they blew up his suitcase and made a joke about it...

    • @idiotproofdalek
      @idiotproofdalek 4 года назад +13

      Apparently there’s a contract between Marvel and Sony that mandates that the MCU Spider-Man is changed to a certain extent from the traditional characters.

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 4 года назад +8

      They've set up Stark as his mentor figure perfectly and his morals are virtually the same.
      It's fine.

    • @wackywoohoopizzaman0173
      @wackywoohoopizzaman0173 4 года назад +26

      @@OneEyedCloud01 except that it isn't Tom's spiderman is too reliant on Tony stark and has no true driving force look at spiderman 2 where the entire movie was about toby going through a lot of stuff versus tom get everything handed to him and doesn't really have any troubles plus he is dumb as a box of rocks versus in the comics Peter is one of the smartest people on earth and toby fits that perfectly

    • @HansKSG
      @HansKSG 4 года назад +3

      I actually think the last Spiderman was better as a character, than any of the others. He just got pitted against the most silly and irritating villains he could. I liked that they got the Gwen Stacy story right as well. Maybe in the next MCU try, in, lets say, 2040. Maybe we will see the perfect Spiderman adaption :P

  • @ElPatron42069
    @ElPatron42069 3 года назад +23

    None of these compare to the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man

  • @jaythor5578
    @jaythor5578 2 года назад +10

    When Peter put on the stealth suit I thought he'd actually use it like he does in the comics. And find out more about Fury and Beck.

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 4 года назад +1119

    The problem is anyone that knows Mysterio saw the twist coming a mile away.
    Also, Diversity MJ really bums me out

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 4 года назад +59

      Que M. Night Shamamalamadingdong "what a twist!"

    • @palladiamorsdeus
      @palladiamorsdeus 4 года назад +227

      Diversity Spiderman in general. His little group of 'diverse' friends, and even Flash is...I don't even know. This movie was just embarrassing.

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 4 года назад +104

      Why couldn’t they have at least gotten a hot not white chick?

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 4 года назад +102

      Palladiamors Flash is the absolute worst! They took him from a football player to a guy who I could kick his ass. And I’m 5’2 95lbs.

    • @bradnewsbear
      @bradnewsbear 4 года назад +127

      Why do the tiniest girls always talk about kicking ass? Like no offense to you personally but there are weight classes in combat sports for a reason...the only ass you are kicking at that height and weight is a five year old

  • @trothmetalcraft8144
    @trothmetalcraft8144 4 года назад +320

    The villain was MYSTERIO for God's sake!!
    How in the hell were there going to be "Spoilers" ?

    • @nachobusiness2663
      @nachobusiness2663 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, glad I didn’t spend money to see it myself

    • @adomaster123
      @adomaster123 4 года назад +7

      Jeb Reggie no you didn’t.

    • @Historyfan476AD
      @Historyfan476AD 4 года назад +1

      Those elementals look like the Titans a bit from Hercules.
      Wonder when we are going to get a live action remake of Hercules.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 года назад

      I thought he was gonna be a Goodguys!!! JK

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 года назад

      @@Historyfan476AD neva

  • @d.martin7692
    @d.martin7692 3 года назад +25

    Samuel L. Jackson's game is getting old.

    • @josephsalmonte4995
      @josephsalmonte4995 2 года назад +12

      Agreed. He's pretty much the same character in 100+ movies 🙄

  • @LadyDoomsinger
    @LadyDoomsinger 3 года назад +12

    To be fair, in the MCU world-ending threats to humanity is pretty much a weekly occurrence, so it kinda makes sense everyone is like:
    "Nah, it'll be fine."

  • @JoeyDoesStuff1120
    @JoeyDoesStuff1120 4 года назад +273

    TCD: I'm done with mcu
    *talks about far from home*

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 4 года назад +11

      For a professiona storyl writer, which he does for a living, the paint by numbers for profits of Marvel have to grind on him. Oh look, a villain with copy pasta powers of the hero, activate luck powers or plot conveniences, smart ass jokes, rinse repeat ad infinitum nausea. Spidey's got a rogues gallery to compete with Batman, but nah, Stark's sloppy seconds

    • @JoeyDoesStuff1120
      @JoeyDoesStuff1120 4 года назад +3

      @@JoshuaKevinPerry What's with the horrible grammar?

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 4 года назад +7

      When someone says there done with something cause there grown out of it. If they like to criticise it then there's a 60/40 percent they don't really mean it and will just continue to Critique it.
      Look at the rwby haters

    • @idfkwhatyouwantfromme
      @idfkwhatyouwantfromme 4 года назад +1

      Did he subvert your expectations?

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 4 года назад

      Brian brush I hate Ruby now and do not watch it anymore. Also, it’s kinda like watching a car wreck. Mixed with a sense of curiosity: how much worse can this get?

  • @renkol123
    @renkol123 4 года назад +186

    The whole movie plot spoiled for me the second I saw Mysterio on screen. I literally looked at my friend and said "wait, that's Mysterio, isn't it?"
    So basically anyone who read Spiderman comics already knew the plot from the beginning. Kinda sad really.

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 3 года назад +9

      Some TV cartoons featured Mysterio as well.

    • @Maladjester
      @Maladjester 3 года назад +14

      The average moviegoer didn't know who Mysterio was before this. Have to remember The Mouse doesn't make these movies for us. They count on our dollar, and we get thrown little crumbs like references to Beta Ray Bill, but the films are very much mass market. Also, given that the superhero movie formula demands a succession of named antagonists, it's not difficult for someone who never saw Mysterio before to deduce there's going to be a heel turn.

    • @Quickdrawingartist
      @Quickdrawingartist 3 года назад +3

      I knew from the commercials only because he's the Level 1 boss on the Game Boy, followed with the 90s cartoon.

    • @Tiishen
      @Tiishen 3 года назад +1

      I didn't even read the comics and I knew who he is anyway

  • @akaChriss4L
    @akaChriss4L 2 года назад +16

    Jake did such an amazing performance in this. Just the writing is so damn bad. The plot is stupid. Some CGI is really bad. But acting, sound effects and fight scenes were great.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 10 месяцев назад

      I liked the part where he said "it's mysterying time" and then mysteryed all over them...

  • @briankrause2359
    @briankrause2359 3 года назад +8

    Your assessment of this movie is spot on (as almost always). I thought this was one of the better Spider Man (and possibly Marvel as a whole) UNTIL that scene on the bridge where the 'hologram projector' turns on magically and gives away Mysterio's gig. Everything from that point on was basically a pale imitation of the quality of the first half of the movie or whatever. By the time of the 'final battle' in London, I couldn't possibly have cared less again, due to Marvel's inability to have a 'battle' that doesn't involve (as you said) 1000s of cgi enemies flying around. Almost every Marvel movie seems to rely on 'battles to the horizon' in these cases, but I'd MUCH rather have ONE single battle between two foes (like Winter Soldier/Captain america) then endless cgi enemies off into infinity. But I must be in the minority as virtually every Marvel movie recently ends the same way... This movie started out really well (I liked Mysterio) but ended just as bad as 90% of Marvel movies unfortunately.

  • @d21rich
    @d21rich 4 года назад +783

    That animated Spider-Man film was the most refreshing thing to happen to this franchise in a while.

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 3 года назад +83

      Into the spiderverse is so good

    • @resikin
      @resikin 3 года назад +18

      Yeah, since 2007

    • @obiedashinobi1322
      @obiedashinobi1322 3 года назад +3

      @@casper6405 Obie Da Shinobi Agrees Shinobi Squad Assemble

    • @elykspuz6596
      @elykspuz6596 3 года назад +7

      The animation was hard to watch so I turned it off.

    • @LegoEpicAnimator
      @LegoEpicAnimator 3 года назад +53

      @@elykspuz6596 I recommend to watch it, the writing is good and the characters act like human beings and have depth. Also the movie has a pretty good message.

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 4 года назад +930

    Dear Drinker, I am new to your channel. Have you considered Merch? Even something simple like a sticker that says "GO AWAY Nooouw!" or "Nah, it'll be fine". Sincere question. I would probably buy

    • @snark4611
      @snark4611 4 года назад +85

      he should just resell Jack Daniel's t-shirts.

    • @dantedrowson2511
      @dantedrowson2511 4 года назад +13

      I would buy one.

    • @Anacronian
      @Anacronian 4 года назад +80

      what about "I'm not drunk enough to like this!"

    • @Megatron_95
      @Megatron_95 4 года назад +16

      @@Anacronian I would buy that one in a heartbeat

    • @Dubious_Kieran
      @Dubious_Kieran 4 года назад +128

      Is everyone forgeting "F*ck off film!"?

  • @mattfirestone1
    @mattfirestone1 4 года назад +7

    Just wanted to shout out and say I really appreciate your thorough breakdowns of movies. Thanks for uploading!

  • @TheOnlyGamingMC
    @TheOnlyGamingMC 3 года назад +16

    Mysterio's speech was just cringy exposition

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 4 года назад +239

    Well outside of Adam Warlock and the Eternals, I really don't know what else to look forward to from the MCU. Maybe they'll give us a decent Fantastic Four or X-Men movie... or it's all going to go Captain Marvel-shaped from here on out.

    • @chadwinfield9562
      @chadwinfield9562 4 года назад +5

      masters of the universe?.. House of M (if they get x-men) Warlock, God Doom, WWH.. there is plenty.. another reboot of phoenix saga 🤣.

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 4 года назад +37

      Doctor Doom as an arch villain. The reason he's so compelling as a villain: He's right, he is more capable than any other person of running humanity. He has the technology, the intelligence and the will to set humanity on the right path. It's just that he doesn't care about the people who will be ground under in his regime. In fact, it's debatable that he cares about humanity at all, he just wants to be in charge for the sake of it. Do we loose our humanity in the pursuit of maintaining the species?

    • @chadwinfield9562
      @chadwinfield9562 4 года назад +26

      @@marinesinspace6253 yep.. spot on.. he'd be amazing if they could get someoen good and actually make him that way.. but given the current mcu he's just tell loads of forced jokes 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @XboxGamer220
      @XboxGamer220 4 года назад +7

      @@marinesinspace6253 Isn't there a story about Doom talking with the Panther God, who declares that Doom really is honest about his motivations?
      I've heard mention about it before

    • @cannonfodder5766
      @cannonfodder5766 4 года назад +2

      WozzaBoi yes

  • @missiontobeaman3111
    @missiontobeaman3111 4 года назад +228

    *Pretty heavy hints? They literally say “I’m not iron man” “you’ll be the next iron man” and so on at least 3 or 4 times.*

    • @SteampunkCreeper
      @SteampunkCreeper 4 года назад +6

      yet for some reason he is still set to be iron man, have you read a comic recently? Spider man straight up runs a tech company, it is clear to most that even if they say he's not iron man, he will be the filler

    • @appa609
      @appa609 3 года назад

      it makes sense... this peter makes webs in a chem lab.

    • @bwtv147
      @bwtv147 3 года назад +19

      I thought it was set up for Iron Person to be an adolescent Woman Of Color.

    • @wimpymcsteel4458
      @wimpymcsteel4458 3 года назад +5

      No kidding. They even gave him Iron Man's side kick. Real subtle there, Marvel - lol

    • @obiedashinobi1322
      @obiedashinobi1322 3 года назад +1

      @@wimpymcsteel4458 lol Obie Da Shinobi Agrees Stay powerful

  • @HellfireComms
    @HellfireComms 3 года назад +32

    I was pleasantly surprised by Far From Home. The first half is a bit slow but the build-up to the second pays off really well. Great casting for Mysterio too.

  • @safetymanjavier3297
    @safetymanjavier3297 3 года назад +18

    I went back and rewatched the Toby Maquire Spiderman movies. After being fed all these most recent terrible movies over the last half decade, It made me feel as though the original Spiderman movies were really good. :(

    • @lordhellstrande7188
      @lordhellstrande7188 2 года назад +2

      Toby is my.favorite Spider-Man because out of the three more recent, I feel like he's the only one who played both Peter Parker and Spider-Man really well

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 2 года назад +3

      I don't get the Tom holland hype or Zendaya hype either.
      both actors are boring as fuck in my opinion

    • @lordhellstrande7188
      @lordhellstrande7188 2 года назад

      @@dcmastermindfirst9418 the Tom Holland hype is most likely because people think he's adorable...I got no clue with Zendaya

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 2 года назад

      @@lordhellstrande7188 Lol. He looks like an eternally 15 year old adult and yeah Zendaya is boring as fuck.
      I think her being half cast and a former girlfriend to Holland is the only reason she gets a 2nd look.

    • @lordhellstrande7188
      @lordhellstrande7188 2 года назад +2

      @@dcmastermindfirst9418 I guess Holland is like the kid from.Home Alone. If I remember right, he looked pretty much the same as he grew older and still looked like a kid

  • @qty1315
    @qty1315 4 года назад +152

    I mean, fair play for the movie to point out how stupid Peter's alter ego of Spider-Man is and how easy it would be to figure it out.
    BUT THEN they have Zendaya make the point that every other person in the school is an idiot EXCEPT FOR HER because they didn't figure it out.
    You can't have your cake and eat it too.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 4 года назад +23

      @Shreyas Misra It would, if not for the fact that Flash spent the previous movie obsessing over Peter ("Penis Parker"). Also, Peter was a bit of a big-shot in the previous movie because he was the star of the debate team.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 4 года назад +8

      @@qty1315 He wasn't obsessing over Peter, He just liked making fun of him when he could.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 4 года назад +14

      @@brianbrush5107 He really did cross the line into obsessing over him.

    • @bronzantilium7699
      @bronzantilium7699 4 года назад +13

      If Peter just wore glasses he never would have been found out.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 4 года назад +1

      @@bronzantilium7699 Umm... Hmm... Ah-
      Yeah, maybe he should have worn glasses in this film. 'cough'

  • @trontosaurusrex9532
    @trontosaurusrex9532 4 года назад +171

    Jake Gyllenhaal's portrayal of Mysterio was my favorite thing about this film.

    • @j.d.buchanan4897
      @j.d.buchanan4897 4 года назад +35

      That's probably because he's the best actor in the film.

    • @trontosaurusrex9532
      @trontosaurusrex9532 4 года назад +3

      @@j.d.buchanan4897 Gonna agree with you on that.

    • @metalmugen
      @metalmugen 4 года назад +17

      @@j.d.buchanan4897 if you don't count JK Simmons, absolutely

    • @bigmiki2620
      @bigmiki2620 4 года назад +2

      Is he over the top theatrical and narcissistic like Mysterio is?

    • @nambo1445
      @nambo1445 4 года назад +3

      @@bigmiki2620 yes

  • @ScreenTalker
    @ScreenTalker 3 года назад +17

    I just love how they pass over the fact that people that were on airplanes during the snap would have been snapped right back into the same position they were in.... 👍

    • @joshwah1120
      @joshwah1120 3 года назад +4

      They didn't. When Hulk snapped, he also wished for everyone to be brought back safely.

    • @ScreenTalker
      @ScreenTalker 3 года назад

      @@joshwah1120 then I must have missed the part where that said explicitly.

    • @redbearington3345
      @redbearington3345 3 года назад +1

      @@ScreenTalker it hasnt been in the movies, but it's also really stupid for anyone to think Banner would snap people back into positions that would kill them.

    • @ScreenTalker
      @ScreenTalker 3 года назад

      @@redbearington3345 🤪😜🤪🤡

    • @KurtAngle89
      @KurtAngle89 2 года назад

      Nah, why should it?

  • @britbloc123
    @britbloc123 3 года назад +89

    Peter: "I think you're pretty"
    MJ: "Soooo does that mean I have value?"
    FFS every woman in movies is written like this now.

    • @NS-xx1ze
      @NS-xx1ze 3 года назад +15

      She was making a joke

    • @Sasaroly
      @Sasaroly 3 года назад +6

      Sad that you can't get jokes

    • @HellfireComms
      @HellfireComms 3 года назад +7

      She was fucking with him, fam. MCU MJ is a troll. No that's not a comment on how Zendaya looks.

    • @britbloc123
      @britbloc123 3 года назад +30

      @@HellfireComms Her character was messing with him. But the scriptwriter wasn't.
      Writing the line off as a joke is a way for the witer to have a dig at white men while avoiding backlash at the same time.

    • @bigman88george3
      @bigman88george3 3 года назад +7

      @@britbloc123 how the heck does this line dig at white men specifically? You sure you don't suffer from a persecution complex?

  • @denkerbosu3551
    @denkerbosu3551 4 года назад +194

    But Drinker! It doesn't have to be like the comics, so suddenly """"MJ"""" is an ok character totally deserving of screentime!
    Also, Since Carl Manvers, I can't take Nick Fury seriously anymore. Every time I see him acting cool, I am reminded of the origin of that eye-patch.

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 4 года назад +4

      Yeah his Eyescream went out of style.

    • @TheCriticalDrinker
      @TheCriticalDrinker  4 года назад +69

      I'll never forgive Marvel for that one. Every time Fury tries to act badass, all I can see is that scene.

    • @mirrorzone5224
      @mirrorzone5224 4 года назад +13

      @@TheCriticalDrinker Yeah ok. He successfully rose through the ranks to become the Director of SHIELD, he completed several successful missions, he manipulated the Avengers into forming in the first place, he oversaw the evacuation of Sokovia, and he's currently leading space operations with a bunch of Skrulls, but let's only remember him for an embarrassing accident he had 28 years ago when he was just a level 3 agent.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 года назад

      It cant be because sony

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 года назад +8

      @@mirrorzone5224 they fucked it up

  • @BananaMana69
    @BananaMana69 4 года назад +136

    I loved the scene where you have Flash, the kid who supposed to be the jock (traded that in for shitty social media influencer crap) and Happy, Tony Starks personal assistant, and they get defended from the drone by two 15 year old girls wielding medieval weapons. That completely took me out of the movie. Happy should have some James Bond style gadgets that Tony made for him, and its a perfect opportunity to show that know Tony is gone Happys realises hes gotta get more serious, and that his shitty brawling skills won't do it anymore, but instead of building up the real charectars in the story lets take the opportunity to let MJ smack the drone with a fucking mace.

    • @TheBoxingCannabyte
      @TheBoxingCannabyte 4 года назад +4

      Great point

    • @Dragblacker
      @Dragblacker 4 года назад +19

      One of the few things that was good about MCU Spidey, at least at first, was that it showed Happy from Peter's point of view, an older, serious authority figure, whereas with other adults Happy was always more the comic relief. This movie should've gone further along this route: it kind of gets it right with the talk in the plane, but it gets ruined with the drone scene you're talking about. Why is he gushing his secrets to dumb kids, anyway? Ned's confused look was chuckle-worthy, but it wasn't worth neutering an adult for.

    • @jaydenc367
      @jaydenc367 4 года назад

      two? I don't remember anyone besides MJ

    • @gustavmetal
      @gustavmetal 4 года назад +8

      Good observation. I was already not invested in the movie by that momento to give an F...but youre completely correct.

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 4 года назад +2

      @@jaydenc367 Ned was still dating the blonde girl Betty, so she was with him when Happy took MJ and Ned to safety. Flash came along too because he didn't want to be alone.

  • @TheGililgi
    @TheGililgi 3 года назад +9

    They watered down Mysterio as bad as the watered down drinks at Wild Wings

  • @dennisbythewood4785
    @dennisbythewood4785 3 года назад +9

    Dear critical Drinker sir, please don't stop making videos. Regardless to whatever happens to cinematography in the wake of the ongoing virus that creates delays and shuts down movie theaters. Your breakdowns criticisms and your praises are so valuable as you articulate them so well. It makes opinion seem irrefutable, but it is based on facts and the relevance of the bassist of criticism or praise is always justifiable and explained. You truly understand The Art of Storytelling especially as it pertains to cinematography. I can't wait for more videos as I continue to binge-watch what is already on RUclips. I don't often watch a lot of new movies I have hundreds of VHS and maybe less than a hundred DVDs. And I love that you understand the difference between a box office hit and a literally well-made movie. Anyway I'm going to watch more of the videos you've already done and despite that it's 5 in the morning I'm going to continue to drink this bottle of cheap alcoholic eggnog. Maybe I have a problem... Or maybe it's a solution... Or to quote Homer Simpson, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. Stay safe wear a mask wash your hands, we can't have our favorite drinker getting sick now. Cheers mate.

  • @mitchtherighteous
    @mitchtherighteous 4 года назад +533

    I love how this movie is just one glorified euro travel advert, you'll notice in the festivities part when they're in Prague there are tons of afghanis and Syrians in the background partying as a subtle reassurance of "they are streets might be crawling with refugees but they will just be there to party with you and not pull off truck of peace attacks at your favourite Christmas market."

    • @craigime
      @craigime 4 года назад +8

      lol

    • @deathtakes
      @deathtakes 4 года назад +129

      Or rape and pimp out thousands of young girls. Diversity is a strength afterall.

    • @TheRainblossoms
      @TheRainblossoms 4 года назад +38

      Ethnic diversity at its finest

    • @Dragblacker
      @Dragblacker 4 года назад +33

      The world is just one big playground, after all. Sure you're seeing Muslim girls wearing headscarves to convince you just how religious they are, but otherwise they're just as much jetsetting partiers as you are, making it all completely pointless! But celebrate diversity!

    • @yacinemadaoui6814
      @yacinemadaoui6814 4 года назад +72

      The thing is there's almost no asylum seekers from such ethnicities in the Czech Republic, also such festivities do not exist in Prague. Just another bland portrayal based on misconceptions.

  • @Willowy13
    @Willowy13 4 года назад +141

    The post credit scene. The post credit scene. The post credit scene... because losing the eye to the space cat was not enough.

    • @ioankibble8866
      @ioankibble8866 3 года назад

      What happened

    • @ernestomiloli8414
      @ernestomiloli8414 3 года назад +1

      I Kno right marvel has disrespect 4 some of their characters

    • @joaquimgianini1234
      @joaquimgianini1234 3 года назад +10

      Well, I didn't really hate it, I was just confused because why would the skrulls report to the actual Nick Fury? I mean, the point of them was to invade earth, why are they taking orders from Fury while he is in space?

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 3 года назад +3

      @@joaquimgianini1234 you must not have seen Captain Marvel

    • @joaquimgianini1234
      @joaquimgianini1234 3 года назад +4

      @@harrambou9468 That's true, I didn't, everyone just told me it was shit so I didn't go out of my way to watch it. But, you know, the skrulls are some of the coolest villains in Secret Wars, kinda weird to have them allied to earth

  • @Yuh_mama
    @Yuh_mama 2 года назад +4

    16:57 after NWH he def isn’t the next Iron Man. Props to the MCU honestly. They push out some formulaic cash grabs, but at least with a character like Spider-Man, they (and Sony) put some care and thought into him. I’m so glad he isn’t Iron Man Jr. anymore

    • @Yuh_mama
      @Yuh_mama 2 года назад +2

      @Erik Kemeey lol ok

  • @JohnDonovan1968
    @JohnDonovan1968 2 года назад +5

    I miss Karen (The suit lady) from Homecoming. She was so cool! And the conversations between Peter and Karen was pretty funny and interesting.

  • @ryanscottnix
    @ryanscottnix 4 года назад +356

    "Go watch something else... Something made by me."
    Subbed

    • @fischeborne9713
      @fischeborne9713 3 года назад +7

      If only all RUclipsrs were this honest.

    • @Eromasta6
      @Eromasta6 3 года назад

      ?film off fuck says he where from clip that is movie What

    • @Eromasta6
      @Eromasta6 3 года назад

      hmm... why did my comment get backwards...?

    • @ryanscottnix
      @ryanscottnix 3 года назад +1

      @@Eromasta6 Can I get a timestamp? I can't find the clip to which you refer.
      The one he uses a lot is from, "Not Another Teen Movie" ... ruclips.net/video/mLZoWv-mRJc/видео.html

    • @obiedashinobi1322
      @obiedashinobi1322 3 года назад +1

      Agreed Shinobi Squad Assemble

  • @Etherman7
    @Etherman7 4 года назад +38

    THANK YOU for pointing out how stupid the skrulls use is. At best, they get one okay story arc. At worst, they do what the comics do and use them for retcons up the wazoo.

    • @PsychologyOfMusic
      @PsychologyOfMusic 4 года назад +1

      In D&D terms, avengers begin at 10th level, with the primary job to save the planet. Spiderman in origin advances from level to up to level 9; he focuses on bringing down criminals and maybe saving the city. MCU made spiderman jump the shark by making him an avenger.

  • @lefu7812
    @lefu7812 3 года назад +51

    I miss the times when the leading character's love interest actress was allowed to be beautiful.

    • @cindyl2444
      @cindyl2444 3 года назад +12

      MJ in far from home is very beautiful? Not sure what you’re on about

    • @lefu7812
      @lefu7812 3 года назад +12

      @@cindyl2444 no, she is not

    • @cindyl2444
      @cindyl2444 3 года назад +2

      @@lefu7812 yikes. I’d like to see how you look lmao

    • @lefu7812
      @lefu7812 3 года назад +4

      @@cindyl2444 i am not beautiful either

    • @cindyl2444
      @cindyl2444 3 года назад +9

      @@lefu7812 yes I assumed that

  • @mickeythebull9842
    @mickeythebull9842 4 года назад +10

    "That's a question I could level at most MCU villians." That is a question you could level at a lot of real world villains. A lot of terrorists think that their point is so obvious that it doesn't require explanation. "You get it, right?"

  • @clarkeisaac4149
    @clarkeisaac4149 4 года назад +25

    Peter had glasses that could tell him everything about the person he was looking at and never thought to take two seconds to do just that before handing control over to Beck.

    • @charlaynentemar155
      @charlaynentemar155 3 года назад

      nah because peter’s just dumb lmao

    • @aliw5894
      @aliw5894 3 года назад

      @@charlaynentemar155 because the plot would happen.

    • @charlaynentemar155
      @charlaynentemar155 3 года назад

      @@aliw5894 well yeah that’s how the plot starts but peter rlly gave the glasses to someone he knew for like 2 days.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 2 года назад

      Im suprised he didn't do that and just have Beck brush it off as the him from this universe

  • @YourGameSucks
    @YourGameSucks 4 года назад +78

    They just had to make his ass 16. It really deteriorates the directions that they can take. At least they did Mysterio in a passable way. Lemme catch an experienced and established Spiderman who tackles the Sinister 6.
    Or Rhino 😫

    • @WeezaY5000
      @WeezaY5000 4 года назад

      Well...yeah...they are going go try to make Spider-man movies for 30 years with this kid.

    • @larryfoulkeofficial8609
      @larryfoulkeofficial8609 4 года назад +1

      Spiderman was 15 in the comics wdym

    • @ynotsammy
      @ynotsammy 4 года назад +2

      They picked the perfect actor to play spiderman, they just had some issues executing his character properly. Tom Holland has all the skills to be great but is held back by "safe marvel writers"

    • @thoththeatlantean1226
      @thoththeatlantean1226 3 года назад +1

      @@larryfoulkeofficial8609 HE HAS BEEN AN ADULT FOR THE LAST 50 YEARS OF COMICS

    • @larryfoulkeofficial8609
      @larryfoulkeofficial8609 3 года назад

      @@thoththeatlantean1226 he was 15 when he first started

  • @theradioactiveplayer3461
    @theradioactiveplayer3461 3 года назад +8

    2:48
    To be honest, it's an absolute bloody miracle that government-run schools in *America* of all places got back on their feet as fast as Far From Home says they did

  • @TJFicarrotta
    @TJFicarrotta Год назад +1

    "A magical space wizard wearing a helmet filled with bong water". 😂🤣😂
    When I'm feeling low, a video from you can always give me a good laugh. 😄

  • @lucacerini5537
    @lucacerini5537 4 года назад +715

    *AC/DC* starts playing
    Peter: Oh I love Led Zeppelin!
    Me: uncultured swine

    • @derekbrown5123
      @derekbrown5123 4 года назад +82

      That was the joke...

    • @soulciel
      @soulciel 4 года назад +22

      Oh. You get the joke

    • @dzas_cave
      @dzas_cave 4 года назад +2

      Cow Person hahaha

    • @helgenlane
      @helgenlane 4 года назад +17

      That was actually a pretty good joke. We know that Peter is a geek, but he doesn't know everything, so it's okay for him to not know 70's rock bands.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 года назад +6

      *puts an N64 cartridge into a GameCube*
      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @nunchuckcanuck2827
    @nunchuckcanuck2827 4 года назад +90

    Fanciest school trip I went on was to the water treatment plant. We learned how poop water gets cleaned

  • @cb5284
    @cb5284 4 года назад +15

    "Be like Cap, Son!"

    • @mysteryace2129
      @mysteryace2129 3 года назад +1

      7:30 literally my favorite part about this video

    • @seangannon6081
      @seangannon6081 3 года назад

      “ Be MORE Cap, son”

  • @spacekike9506
    @spacekike9506 3 года назад +12

    Bring Toby Maguire back we need adults playing our teenage superhero’s again. Tom Holland looks like he sells vapes at the mall. #Notmyspiderman

  • @abisspassenger
    @abisspassenger 4 года назад +102

    Yeah, End Game was the last Marvel movie I cared to watch at movie theaters and I work at one. I'm not even a big Marvel fan. And also, Zendaya is beautiful and very talented but I'm not sure if this was a good role for her.

    • @urag
      @urag 2 года назад +10

      She ain't beautiful, she's she's the dictionary picture for mehhhh...

    • @cowboycurtis2229
      @cowboycurtis2229 2 года назад +21

      @@urag There's a reason that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" is a common saying. You may not find her beautiful, but someone else may, and that's ok. You probably find other actresses beautiful that others might think are only meh.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 2 года назад +1

      Lol. zebdaya is the most overrated actress of this generation as is Holland.
      Both have almost zero personality in ANY film they are cast in.

  • @markadams5823
    @markadams5823 4 года назад +158

    I'm tired of puberty spider man. Let's get to college spider man at least.

    • @bikimbrown1545
      @bikimbrown1545 4 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing...

    • @liberalbias4462
      @liberalbias4462 4 года назад +4

      I wanna spider dong

    • @bobbythebrainii2118
      @bobbythebrainii2118 4 года назад +23

      mark adams the PS4 Spider-Man is the best Spider-Man. College aged Spidey, Red headed and hot MJ, great enemies. Great story. The best Spider-Man story I’ve seen.

    • @loveissalvation7268
      @loveissalvation7268 4 года назад

      @mark adams NOOOOOOO Let him be a high school teenager !

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 4 года назад +3

      I swear... Peter wasn't even in high-school that long for them to be coming back to it again and again. In fact, most of his best, well-written stories occur in his adult years anyways.

  • @Kiljaedenas
    @Kiljaedenas Год назад +1

    "A fishbowl filled with bong smoke"...bloody lost it hard at that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abdulmoiz2242
    @abdulmoiz2242 2 года назад +3

    11:41. and if peters school magically didnt chose oscorp as their feild trip and the super radioactive spider didnt break the glass and go hang around the ceiling and then fall off the exact moment peter was under it then Spiderman would not have happened

  • @gabrieldonnelly2473
    @gabrieldonnelly2473 4 года назад +154

    “It does what it does tolerably well” 😂 ah the middle path

    • @ETBrooD
      @ETBrooD 4 года назад +13

      The forgettable path. Like Ant-Man and the Wasp or Deadpool 2. Basically the MCU in a nutshell.

    • @AP-Design
      @AP-Design 4 года назад

      Aiming for the middle lol

    • @gamemediafan1714
      @gamemediafan1714 2 года назад

      @@ETBrooD daredevil 2? There was never a sequel to the original film.

    • @ETBrooD
      @ETBrooD 2 года назад

      @@gamemediafan1714 Yeah idk why I said Daredevil, I meant Deadpool. Probably mixed them up in my head.

    • @gamemediafan1714
      @gamemediafan1714 2 года назад

      @@ETBrooD I thought deadpool 2 was better then the first one. It felt like it had everything good about the first one while doing what a sequel is supposed to do: go bigger. The stakes were higher, there were more characters, the action was bigger and there was more of it, there were some pretty dark scenes, etc.

  • @porkflaps4717
    @porkflaps4717 4 года назад +27

    Drinker I have a dead serious request and I hope you are up for the task, sir. I am grateful of your generous use of the clip where everybody is lounging around in human feces and they are in no hurry to get up as the girl farts and everyone has a laugh. Can you please continue to use it whenever possible? It's just great. Thank you and cheers, mate.

  • @tiagosantos5653
    @tiagosantos5653 2 года назад +2

    The worst thing about this movie is that Peter learns THE SAME LESSON he had already learned in Homecoming and Civil War: to sacrifice his personal life to be a hero and do what's right.

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 2 года назад +1

      I can't wait until Marvel phase 7 when Peter, in the midst of an acrimonious divorce after Mary Jane leaves him for a strong diverse female thirty years into their marriage, finally learns to sacrifice his personal life to be a hero and do what's right.

  • @ThreeSwordXenas
    @ThreeSwordXenas 3 года назад +7

    This dude really makes me hate these movies even more lmaooo i love this guy

  • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
    @zoopdterdoobdter5743 4 года назад +118

    >MJ
    >The ginger replacement meme is real. 😒

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 4 года назад +12

      Ariel: ''Hold my beer!''

    • @crunchy1547
      @crunchy1547 4 года назад +5

      The MJ in this movie isn’t Mary Jane.

    • @ElectromagNick
      @ElectromagNick 4 года назад +18

      @@crunchy1547 Does anyone actually think about someone _other_ than Mary Jane Watson when you say "MJ" in relation to Spider-Man?

    • @crunchy1547
      @crunchy1547 4 года назад +2

      ElectromagNick probably not

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 4 года назад +23

      @@ElectromagNick Apperantly Kevin Feige explained the "MJ" initials as a nod to the original character but that Michelle herself is an original character which just makes me think why the hell did they do ?! Just name her anything else, no need to take the initials of Spider-Man's most iconic love interest.

  • @a_fuckin_spacemarine7514
    @a_fuckin_spacemarine7514 4 года назад +39

    I was gonna praise this highly informative, totally fair and unbiased review, that was also incredibly precise, yet extremely entertaining...... but I know you wouldn't care. I'm gonna hit the bar.

  • @Pizzpott
    @Pizzpott 3 года назад +3

    "A magical space wizard wearing a fish bowl filled with bong smoke". Brilliant!

  • @tmass1
    @tmass1 3 года назад +6

    "let you play hide the sausage"
    holy shit that's good

  • @jonathanbaker4361
    @jonathanbaker4361 4 года назад +36

    "Be more Capt., son." Beautiful.

  • @dylanlewis3038
    @dylanlewis3038 4 года назад +84

    Back in Black plays.
    Me: Hey they used that in Iron Man.
    Peter: I love Led Zeppelin!
    Me: No.

    • @calumnorth
      @calumnorth 4 года назад +20

      ... that’s the joke

    • @JoshuaKevinPerry
      @JoshuaKevinPerry 4 года назад +8

      @@calumnorth Objectively unfunny.

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 4 года назад +20

      @@calumnorth To quote Yahtzee from Zero Punctutaion (Broken Age);
      '"That's the joke!", I hear you argue. "Then why aren't I laughing?", I retort.'

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 года назад

      @@Lord_Numpty 😁

    • @ToddKeck98
      @ToddKeck98 4 года назад

      I honestly had to look it up whether or not Led Zeppelin was the original singer of that song and the Accadacca just covered it after watching the movie. I cringed afterwards.

  • @BlackWingedSeraphX
    @BlackWingedSeraphX 2 года назад +4

    Spider-Man Movies from Best to Worst (in My opinion):
    1.) Spider-Man 2
    2.) Spider-Man
    3.) Spider-Man Far from Home
    4.) Spider-Man 3
    5.) Spider-Man Homecoming
    6.) The Amazing Spider-Man
    7.) The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    I haven't seen No Way Home yet, but I hear it's pretty good!

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra 3 года назад +1

    6:16 is now one of my favorite of Drinker's
    "Nah, it'll be fine" pics. It fits that catchphrase too well. Lol