Women Rank Men By Size | Hasanabi Reacts to Jubilee

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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @HasanReactionsfanTwo
    @HasanReactionsfanTwo  5 месяцев назад +21

    Hey everyone, if you want to find more of Jubilee, here's their channel: www.youtube.com/@jubilee
    Thanks for watching, and I hope you enjoy the video :)

    • @ketsuppy
      @ketsuppy 5 месяцев назад +1

      1st

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 5 месяцев назад +1

      I once saw this chart describing the average size, height, & weight of the human body & it's parts, & it said the average length of a man's "Size" is 14 cm or 5.5 inches. Take this however you want.

    • @gadydelums9009
      @gadydelums9009 5 месяцев назад

      @@ketsuppy

  • @dangerousd1312
    @dangerousd1312 5 месяцев назад +379

    i’m not gonna lie, that story that chai told is probably the darkest and funniest thing i’ve ever heard from one of these videos lmfao

  • @MrAlen6e
    @MrAlen6e 5 месяцев назад +263

    BRO, That grandfather story was madness 💀💀

  • @solala1312
    @solala1312 5 месяцев назад +347

    the grandfather story had me speechless

    • @swampnuts265
      @swampnuts265 5 месяцев назад +34

      Batman couldn't get that info outta me

    • @rivaillewaiss
      @rivaillewaiss 5 месяцев назад +6

      I was at work and I fucking audibly GASPED

  • @jello1743
    @jello1743 5 месяцев назад +164

    loving the editors notes

  • @bavuh1249
    @bavuh1249 5 месяцев назад +83

    Im not at all up to speed with the drake stuff, but seeing a random video with the title of "Drake Vs Kendrick Vs the Riddler" with Akademiks in the corner is so funny man

    • @izzy9451
      @izzy9451 5 месяцев назад +5

      it's lowkey not even clickbait,, like this dude is crazy

  • @NHAW_Destinyy
    @NHAW_Destinyy 5 месяцев назад +108

    24:58 why did bro just tell that to the whole internet

    • @solala1312
      @solala1312 5 месяцев назад +14

      that was so sad and crazy at the same time

    • @OptionalBean
      @OptionalBean 5 месяцев назад +4

      What's the problem, it was a funny story.

    • @Velvetx4cove
      @Velvetx4cove 5 месяцев назад +3

      I thought it was absolutely hilarious!

  • @extrasagrada
    @extrasagrada 5 месяцев назад +54

    i swear being on camera makes some people wanna reveal their dark passengers hahahahah jesus christ Chai whyyyyy

  • @alyssamoore3626
    @alyssamoore3626 5 месяцев назад +45

    I've been with six men in my life, one at a time. Two were well above average in p size, two were average, and two were below average - including one micro-p and one that was literally the same length and girth as my index finger. They all said I was tight. The above-average guys were not the best people, and one of them spent zero effort on foreplay or making sure I got mine after he was done. Guys, treat women with respect and pay attention to what they like. Get good at foreplay, regardless of p size. If she doesn't finish during sex, offer to find another way to help her finish. The size isn't as important as many ppl would have you believe. Also, if it's past a certain length, a lot of ladies can't handle it.
    Best wishes to all

    • @NosyFella
      @NosyFella 5 месяцев назад +19

      It's amazing that this message never gets through to most men regardless of how many times women say it. They're just like "nah women prefer bigger".

    • @yerrrrr3485
      @yerrrrr3485 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@NosyFella everyone wants to be wanted in a certain way. same way women will talk about the unrealistic beauty standards on them while men have their breath taken away by a mcdonalds worker

    • @incognito6033
      @incognito6033 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@NosyFella It probably won't get through most men because when a woman is emotionally hurt, guess what the common insults are...?

    • @SchweinerSchinkler
      @SchweinerSchinkler 5 месяцев назад

      True. I would say i‘m very good at fingering and pretty good at oral and i‘m lucky to have a big d!ck.
      But i give every woman i have sex with an orgasm before the sex.
      Most of them said 80% of men they slept with couldn’t make them cum and 50% didn’t even know where the clit is which is extremely sad.
      So if you’re good at foreplay and know where the clit is and how to make a woman orgasm you already have a huge advantage over most men. Add to that the fact that a lot of women can only orgasm from clitoral stimulation and the advantage gets even bigger.
      Sure i‘m happy about my size and basically every woman i slept with told me that it’s big and that it’s an amazing D but the fact i can make them orgasm every time is definitely more important.
      And it’s also not only a good thing to have a big penis. Women under 5ft3in are in pain when i‘m not extremely careful. Luckily i now have a girl that kinda likes the pain because being extremely careful and soft during sex is kinda boring. It’s gotta be at least a little rough and passionate.
      Anyway just learn where the clit is and what to do with it and communicate with your partner. Find out what turns her on and how she wants to get f*cked. If you do that and the woman is also a mature adult and not someone with the mind of an inexperienced teen, size shouldn’t really matter that much.
      But also everyone has preferences. Some men like big boobs and some women like big d!cks. Can’t be mad at someone for having a preference. Maybe her vagina isn’t very tight because of genetics and she doesn’t feel anything with a small penis. So if she tells you nicely and isn’t mean you should respect her honesty and move on instead of being mad at her for being shallow.

    • @brendonstephen1246
      @brendonstephen1246 5 месяцев назад +1

      Bro took a census

  • @Fog_raw
    @Fog_raw 5 месяцев назад +69

    Chatter said girth is a lame stat must have a pencil lol pretty much every women will tell you its more important

    • @jurgnobs1308
      @jurgnobs1308 5 месяцев назад +2

      yea. and it's also what can become a problem for certain acts. either way, it definitely has more of an influence

    • @nullskey8370
      @nullskey8370 5 месяцев назад +7

      girth is more important than length, length i feel can be a hinderance more, maybe just bc i’m short

    • @SchweinerSchinkler
      @SchweinerSchinkler 5 месяцев назад

      @@jurgnobs1308 girth is more important but length is the thing that can cause problems. If it’s too long or the girl is too short it can hit her cervix and judging from how women react to that it must be extremely painful.
      I guess girth can also cause problems but it has to be huge for that while 7 inches length can already cause pain for a lot of women

  • @owengravy3645
    @owengravy3645 5 месяцев назад +59

    Best channel in the complex

  • @MTYHVH
    @MTYHVH 5 месяцев назад +18

    this is one of the funniest hasan reacts im ngl

  • @Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin
    @Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin 5 месяцев назад +3

    Thank you for doing the hard investigative journalism into the nose claims! Truly a paragon of the industrial clips complex.

  • @tahaymvids1631
    @tahaymvids1631 5 месяцев назад +90

    every person they had in this video was in the top 50 percentile btw and the last 3 were in top 2 percentile so like this is really giving a false idea of size lol
    If it was really accurate they would have had one person with 4 inches, 2 that were 5, 2 that were 6, and one that was 7.
    Anything past 7 is pretty much impossible in day to day life lol. You are more likely to see 20 micropenises before you see 1 that was 8+.

    • @w4spkeeper428
      @w4spkeeper428 5 месяцев назад +14

      Exactly like I pegged Chai exactly at five for size, but I was shocked when there was no one under five like huh??

    • @daisystrait
      @daisystrait 5 месяцев назад +33

      Who would apply for this shoot if they weren’t packing

    • @w4spkeeper428
      @w4spkeeper428 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@daisystrait me

    • @afs6853
      @afs6853 5 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah, statistically (according to data that suffers from being left-tailed/is skewed, i.e. people who were larger were more likely to participate in the study), the top 3 (almost half) guys in the video are one in 1.000 or rare. (Disclaimer: I know this from trying to talk terminally onlineincels/dickcels back from their toxic ideas.)

    • @trey0693
      @trey0693 5 месяцев назад

      Don't think so 🤔 I rarely see micropenises in my day to day life. I usually see guys 6+. I am in America though so that's a factor. The reason they say the avg dick size is that small is because of the Asians and the Latinos.... It's so much Asians in the world they skew the size chart. It's rare to see a Black dude with a dick size less than 6

  • @arturo0727
    @arturo0727 5 месяцев назад +12

    Lol i think Chai cooked too much.😂😂
    Also Israel is a legit grower, now i can say I'm not alone on that category. 😂😂

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 5 месяцев назад +17

    I once saw this chart describing the average size, height, & weight of the human body & it's parts, & it said the average length of a man's "Size" is 14 cm or 5.5 inches. Take this however you want.

    • @sxmvp
      @sxmvp 5 месяцев назад

      Erect or flaccid lol

    • @liamwilliamson7694
      @liamwilliamson7694 5 месяцев назад +25

      I prefer to take it with consent.

    • @NosyFella
      @NosyFella 5 месяцев назад +9

      I remember your profile picture from a comment thread on a Malcolm in the Middle video years ago.

    • @bandit7497
      @bandit7497 5 месяцев назад

      does the average even matter?
      I think men care more what what women prefer than how they compare to the average.

    • @NosyFella
      @NosyFella 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@bandit7497 how do men know what women prefer? Do all women think the same?

  • @swampnuts265
    @swampnuts265 5 месяцев назад +7

    This video proves that you can't tell how big that freaky thang is until it's unleashed

  • @peachulemon
    @peachulemon 5 месяцев назад +11

    Everyone clapping for #1 is crazy 😂😂

  • @globalist1990
    @globalist1990 5 месяцев назад +10

    Soft size varies a lot.

  • @JoeDixon02
    @JoeDixon02 5 месяцев назад +182

    Fyi, the bot channel has made a new channel and are now posting on both their old "HasanAbi Reacts To" channel and now a "HasanAbi Clips" channel

    • @HasanReactionsfanTwo
      @HasanReactionsfanTwo  5 месяцев назад +108

      Thank you for sharing, we are already aware but appreciate it nonetheless

    • @VolumeCheese
      @VolumeCheese 5 месяцев назад +18

      "Hasanabi reacts to" is a bot?

    • @thomascromwell6840
      @thomascromwell6840 5 месяцев назад +2

      How do you know a channel is a bot channel? Is it based on locations like Singapore or the Philippines?

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves 5 месяцев назад +26

      @@thomascromwell6840 reacts to is based in vietnam - if you scroll back far enough on the channel, all the videos are just random Vietnamese crap (then it suddenly switches to Hasan clips at one point)

    • @owengravy3645
      @owengravy3645 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@VolumeCheese Yes. If you're new to the community, they are a botted channel that copyright strikes the real channels

  • @joshuarodricks3902
    @joshuarodricks3902 5 месяцев назад +10

    I like the fun facts you put in the video

  • @deadpool981
    @deadpool981 5 месяцев назад +17

    As someone that 5’5” , has a small nose , small hands, wears 10 size shoes, and shy and quiet but has an 8”er, I’m gonna say that all of that correlation to P size is bullshit

    • @Sizeki
      @Sizeki 5 месяцев назад

      Dog you’re 5’5 and are a size 10 . I’m 5’11 and a size 11.

    • @deadpool981
      @deadpool981 5 месяцев назад

      @@Sizeki I’m like a hobbit I guess lol. I thought 10 size was on the smaller end for men’s shoes lol

    • @rosariocannistraro3561
      @rosariocannistraro3561 5 месяцев назад

      10-12 is pretty much the average , I wear 15 EEEE at 6 feet tall . With the size of my hands and feet I should put John Holmes to shame lol its all BS .

    • @FreeSpiritPaulette
      @FreeSpiritPaulette 5 месяцев назад

      Same except im like 5’8 and size 11.5 people pull stats out their 🍑 sometimes

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo 5 месяцев назад

      I'm 5'9 and size 10

  • @richnothnagel
    @richnothnagel 5 месяцев назад +16

    How is it a curse to go from 1 inch to 6 inches? You pack meat when you need to but are safer from random footballs hitting you in groin as you walk down the sidewalk

  • @ScholarMain
    @ScholarMain 5 месяцев назад +3

    that man went from 1 to 6 that's wild , also good for chai honestly

  • @daryelhernandez9472
    @daryelhernandez9472 5 месяцев назад +8

    5:05 bro I’m eating 😭 I almost spit my fucking good out 💀

    • @marinawilson3337
      @marinawilson3337 5 месяцев назад

      My jaw dropped at both the size and that someone has it saved
      Edit: and he said he’s a grower so that thing HANGS!

    • @itsukizy
      @itsukizy 5 месяцев назад

      my fucking good ☠️

    • @SolarixOnYT
      @SolarixOnYT 5 месяцев назад

      Keep that good inside lil bro 😭💀

  • @legendofsociety796
    @legendofsociety796 5 месяцев назад +4

    That one lady was so mad at the results

  • @3l1t3St1nk3r
    @3l1t3St1nk3r 5 месяцев назад +6

    5:10 smirking emojie

    • @neaast9553
      @neaast9553 3 месяца назад

      love how it's a most replayed part 💀

  • @fpspoland6051
    @fpspoland6051 5 месяцев назад +4

    I’m a grower and got laughed at by a friends group when I was younger because I didn’t understand that being a grower isn’t normal. They asked me how long I was and I told them 1” and they ate that up, I was confused because I thought they were asking “presently” at that moment how long I was. Yeah I might hold the record for size ratio 1-9”. Hasan is 100% on the money, it’s a curse. There’s always the irrational fear that It will rupture and often it will jam itself into a weird position, baggy pants are usually a good solution. I guess it also allows me to enjoy overcompensating with a large truck and still crave tiny cars, lol. Like those vintage British Minis, those things are the shit.

    • @SchweinerSchinkler
      @SchweinerSchinkler 5 месяцев назад

      Bro what? Most men are growers. I would even say that most people (men and women) think that showers are the weird ones. And everyone knows that soft size doesn’t correlate with hard size. Trust me no woman will laugh at you or look at you funny because of your soft size.
      I’ve never heard someone being worried about that before lol

  • @joeysung311
    @joeysung311 5 месяцев назад +27

    i feel like saying stuff like 'big dick energy' or 'small dick energy' is terrible. Especially using "small dick energy" as an insult towards someone who is just not a good person, it's really just body shaming in the worst way and honestly I don't feel like anyone takes it seriously at all either. I just want to be seen as a guy with a normal penis, just a penis, not a [size] [race] penis.

    • @mword_
      @mword_ 5 месяцев назад +1

      yes but literally no one cares because it's about amab people

    • @SchweinerSchinkler
      @SchweinerSchinkler 5 месяцев назад

      Doesn’t small dick energy mean no confidence? Didn’t realize it meant bad person

  • @Velvetx4cove
    @Velvetx4cove 5 месяцев назад +3

    I feel like I'm the only one who absolutely *loves* Chai 😂 He's my type of guy!

  • @porscheoscar
    @porscheoscar 5 месяцев назад +3

    According to Wikipedia the average human male is 5 inches and lasts two minutes.

  • @Egirl_Slayer
    @Egirl_Slayer 5 месяцев назад +5

    6 flaccid and 8 erect is a mutation

  • @michaelwardle7633
    @michaelwardle7633 5 месяцев назад +4

    There’s only one biometric “indicator” according to a Japanese study that basically found a stronger-than-random correlation in the negative index-to-ring-finger ratio. Basically, if your ring finger is longer than your index finger it seems to indicate activity of the kind of same in-utero hormonal stew that could also very likely make the wee-wee bigger.

    • @phaIIicaIIyimpaired
      @phaIIicaIIyimpaired 5 месяцев назад +1

      Well, as a trans guy I feel cheated now. My ringfinger is over a whole centimeter longer than my index.

    • @Cryin98
      @Cryin98 5 месяцев назад +1

      Whose ring finger is shorter than their index finger lol

    • @michaelwardle7633
      @michaelwardle7633 5 месяцев назад

      It’s associated with prenatal test exposure. It isn’t universal.

  • @tyesativa
    @tyesativa 5 месяцев назад +3

    5:00 👑👑👑

  • @Ei8htySe7en
    @Ei8htySe7en 5 месяцев назад

    Ad break hit at exactly 12:00pm and now my day is ruined

  • @DerAptrgangr
    @DerAptrgangr 5 месяцев назад +1

    Every time I've seen Facebook posts that are like "men, how big are you really?"
    At least half the comments are like "I'm not going to lie or exaggerate, I'm just a humble 6.5-7"
    My man... No. That's not being "humble" and you know it. 😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

  • @amandascott3481
    @amandascott3481 5 месяцев назад +4

    I don’t get the whipped cream getting an upgrade. It’s lazy and sugar causes yeast and Carrying bacteria

  • @lucasvinzon8943
    @lucasvinzon8943 5 месяцев назад +3

    My god, I got the order right.

  • @nodacat
    @nodacat 5 месяцев назад +10

    We know the editor of this channel has a small nose when he adds only one study claims this fact.

  • @almendritas
    @almendritas 5 месяцев назад +8

    IM HERE IM HERE IM HERE

    • @OogaBoogaBongo12
      @OogaBoogaBongo12 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, we know. So are your 600 illegal cousins lol.

  • @r1tw1k
    @r1tw1k 5 месяцев назад +28

    the dude that kept patting people on the back was so insufferable 💀

    • @ydran5783
      @ydran5783 5 месяцев назад

      Which one the gay dude or the league player ?

    • @r1tw1k
      @r1tw1k 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ydran5783 uh neither i think? the dude in the green cardigan

    • @Retr0_Blues
      @Retr0_Blues 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@r1tw1kreally ? as a dude he seems like the type who'd not always understand but still be supportive maybe I'm being chratiable cuz he fits certain standards

  • @prettynpetty8342
    @prettynpetty8342 5 месяцев назад +2

    Body language tells everything. The guys who are truly confident do nothing with their hands for the group photos. Those group photos at the end need to be studied.

  • @Tehblood
    @Tehblood 5 месяцев назад +2

    this was my prediction from the lineup
    black shirt
    pink suit
    green/white
    brown jacket
    plaid
    heavy guy
    flipped the last two. and number 1 was an anomaly, otherwise i nailed it

    • @Tehblood
      @Tehblood 5 месяцев назад

      as an aside, im like a 2 to 7

  • @TajinQ
    @TajinQ 5 месяцев назад

    Being too big (or at least too big for your partner) can suck too. Lube can help sure but being afraid of hurting can kill the mood

    • @SchweinerSchinkler
      @SchweinerSchinkler 5 месяцев назад

      Mist of the time the pain comes from hitting the cervix. Lube ain’t gonna help with that. If the pain is because of stretching you just need more foreplay to get her more wet. Or spit on it.
      I honestly never heard of someone using lube for vaginal sex. For handjobs? Sure especially for cut dudes and obviously for anal but everything else mah

  • @10-OSwords
    @10-OSwords 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm gay & I'm telling you 5" is FINE. You can go to town on it, have a good time & not have strep throat the next day. Nothing wrong with that my bros.

  • @skateruwu
    @skateruwu 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:22 I really wish I never knew that mr editor

  • @lnuma92
    @lnuma92 5 месяцев назад +28

    Because I'm not a dude, can guys answer to me why they DON'T have lube? I get the possible "embarrassment" of having someone "find it" and what not but it seems kinda selfish to not have it if you have a partner, no? What's wrong with having lube? 🤔

    • @martijnkoning3354
      @martijnkoning3354 5 месяцев назад

      Ngl lube ive had was mostly used on me for handjobs. If you spend enough attention on foreplay with your partner there is no need for it

    • @firk407
      @firk407 5 месяцев назад

      Nothing wrong with that. I love lube especially when I also use it to massage a woman

    • @cosinesinetan
      @cosinesinetan 5 месяцев назад +3

      As I guy I really don't know, I have Uberlube and astroglide. I like lube that's really all I care about, maybe in there minds dry is more manly?

    • @mugenchamplooo
      @mugenchamplooo 5 месяцев назад +19

      because most men arent having sex.

    • @martijnkoning3354
      @martijnkoning3354 5 месяцев назад

      Dont know why my previous comment got the deleted. I got lube, but in the past relationships i had it was more for handy work on me than the girl. If you do the fun before action right theres no need at all.
      Maybe this is pg enough

  • @Owlways-sleepy
    @Owlways-sleepy 5 месяцев назад

    Phalloplasty - sometimes the nerves are pulled from the thigh and skin pulled from the arm but each surgeon is different. You can ask for length. You can ask for cut it uncut but it won’t look perfect. It does take several stages. People sometimes choose to get their phallo tattoo after full healing to make more realistic (and it ends up looking rlly good)
    I’ve thought about it but I personally want it to be better done. The chance of loosing sexual feeling is a thing which I wouldn’t want and the chance of something happening (like open wound or such that takes an extra surgery to fix) is high.
    There are other forms of ftm bottom surgery. You can get the muscle holding the clit cut which releases it and makes it a little longer. There’s also one where you can get basically a micro penis. Lots of options!

  • @JackH_123
    @JackH_123 5 месяцев назад +6

    Why did they say “girth is more important” like that’s supposed to make the small guys feel better lol

    • @squid7025
      @squid7025 5 месяцев назад +8

      Maybe they got chodes

  • @Frozoken
    @Frozoken 5 месяцев назад

    Pink dress is right about her claims, there's white papers on it. Nose size is heavily correlated, shoe size is not at all and neither is height at all

  • @neutral.chaotic
    @neutral.chaotic 5 месяцев назад +1

    I truly don't understand how people can care about this kind of stuff. 🤔

  • @halexviper
    @halexviper 5 месяцев назад

    TMI but I think I'd be perfect for this. They're asking questions that I'd have the perfect answers for and I'd be towards the top at the end, even tho I am kind of a shy nerd. 7x5.5 don't lie though, I'd be cooking. I could've played Xander's role perfectly

  • @qwertyqwertz2802
    @qwertyqwertz2802 5 месяцев назад

    YOU’RE PLAYING DISCO!? Amazing news. I will watch gaming content for this

  • @Dontdoit_
    @Dontdoit_ 5 месяцев назад

    Not gonna lie this made me feel better about myself and my size lol

  • @phaIIicaIIyimpaired
    @phaIIicaIIyimpaired 5 месяцев назад +6

    (points at username)
    PS: I'm a trans man 😘

  • @NewerSwagger-gp3hj
    @NewerSwagger-gp3hj 5 месяцев назад

    Dzyum!! Jubilee is going crazy!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @wolfboy420
    @wolfboy420 5 месяцев назад +1

    I'm gonna minecraft myself, bois.

  • @jabraun00
    @jabraun00 5 месяцев назад +3

    free palesftine

  • @jarrod7465
    @jarrod7465 5 месяцев назад +1

    Darius is proof being a nice person gives you a huge hog

  • @funkdragon7659
    @funkdragon7659 5 месяцев назад

    It’s all about the hand size. Big strong hands means big mean hawg! 😂

  • @CoryV-b9u
    @CoryV-b9u 2 месяца назад

    After go’ogling around, I didn't realize that Simmy Krotiel's Bigger Blueprint was updated and you can make it bigger even faster, yep, what Simmy suggested before was pretty good, but now it can grow up to 4 ins, I managed 3 ins myself and I feel like a monster lol

  • @Jornandreja
    @Jornandreja 5 месяцев назад +1

    Every person in these clips sounds totally clueless.

  • @Fleato
    @Fleato 5 месяцев назад +2

    bruh yeahhh ima say they picked stereo types for sureeeee bro gets a stiffy and gets light headed..........
    but they arent doing any favores with the stereo types lol

  • @clairekelliest
    @clairekelliest 5 месяцев назад

    dude's just an over-sharer.

  • @samuelelawson
    @samuelelawson 5 месяцев назад +6

    Did they measure from the base or from the balls?

    • @can1s_lupus
      @can1s_lupus 5 месяцев назад +4

      From intestines ;)

  • @karkatstepdad7103
    @karkatstepdad7103 5 месяцев назад

    Imagine if one of them was secretly trans😭

  • @krissntell
    @krissntell 5 месяцев назад

    BRUH 5:06 IS MODNESS

  • @freaknweeknn
    @freaknweeknn 5 месяцев назад

    bro this isn’t fair everyone knows ellen degeneres is packing

  • @Cryin98
    @Cryin98 5 месяцев назад +1

    Mine goes from like 1-2 inches (weather depending 😂) to like 6 1/2. I thought that was normal lol.

  • @dr.merlot1532
    @dr.merlot1532 5 месяцев назад

    Plot twist, they all had over 9 inchers.

  • @interneteris
    @interneteris 5 месяцев назад

    i dont think nose size correlates with penis size atleast for me

  • @ricardobaeta3184
    @ricardobaeta3184 5 месяцев назад +4

    Has hassan started to play disco elysium. Really want to watch that

    • @MegaTouchy
      @MegaTouchy 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah he’s played several hours so far

  • @itdies2dayyo
    @itdies2dayyo 2 месяца назад

    asperbergs gang rise up

  • @MTYHVH
    @MTYHVH 5 месяцев назад +4

    i wanna b friends with darius

  • @D0S81
    @D0S81 5 месяцев назад +1

    grandpa is dying on the floor, grandson is banging away doing CPR to stayin alive by the BeeGees, he's focused on saving his grandpa's li....whoa, hey grandpa...you gt a big uuuh, huh...is that normal? damn grandpop, that thing is waaaaaay bigger n mine. thats not cool, you know what, ima let you go. you've had a long life, among other things, its my turn to have the longest shlong in the house. so you gotta go man.

  • @joeyrufo
    @joeyrufo 5 месяцев назад

    13:51 Jesus... I ride a bicycle 😒😒😒🤪

  • @kyleglaub6394
    @kyleglaub6394 5 месяцев назад +1

    I have a big nose...can confirm. ;)

  • @baelyee
    @baelyee 5 месяцев назад +2

    The nose correlation is sooo false lmaoooo

  • @greenday61892
    @greenday61892 5 месяцев назад +2

    Darius is king shit

  • @luci_1024
    @luci_1024 5 месяцев назад

    men are hilarious individuals

  • @ssj-rinne47_
    @ssj-rinne47_ 5 месяцев назад +2

    BRO HOW

  • @tiffanyhill-rice5126
    @tiffanyhill-rice5126 5 месяцев назад

    LOL STOP OBJECTFYING HASANDRE. i mean i get it BUT STOOOOP.

  • @aick
    @aick 5 месяцев назад

    not exactly 1 to 8 but I go from 2 to 7.

  • @_TriGN
    @_TriGN 5 месяцев назад +2

    nolan was hilarious

  • @jesse2535
    @jesse2535 5 месяцев назад

    1 to 7 too

  • @jrandomyo1077
    @jrandomyo1077 2 месяца назад

    How did they measure?

  • @الفيلسوفأبوفكرالزنديق
    @الفيلسوفأبوفكرالزنديق 5 месяцев назад +1

    No-ball Prize?

  • @shakester2010
    @shakester2010 5 месяцев назад +1

    What are your numbers Hasan? ;)

  • @StrykezMan09
    @StrykezMan09 5 месяцев назад +1

    5 to 7.5 by 6.2 girth right here 🙌

  • @emptyshade1376
    @emptyshade1376 5 месяцев назад +1

    Black is better

  • @zachcooper1562
    @zachcooper1562 5 месяцев назад +6

    Not to brag, but I'm also 1 to 6, and it's NOT a pencil

    • @tuffy135ify
      @tuffy135ify 5 месяцев назад +4

      When I'm cold or high adrenaline, it goes from less than half to over 6. 😂

    • @zachcooper1562
      @zachcooper1562 5 месяцев назад +4

      @tuffy135ify sometimes I just be sitting a weird way, and it tries to retract into my body 😭😭

    • @Cryin98
      @Cryin98 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah I thought that was normal.

    • @rohansahoo639
      @rohansahoo639 5 месяцев назад

      Like what girth because 4.5 is avg pretty much

    • @zachcooper1562
      @zachcooper1562 5 месяцев назад

      @rohansahoo639 I honestly have never measured girth, but I would say about 2.5-3 on a good day

  • @Sk8Gnarley
    @Sk8Gnarley 5 месяцев назад

    wtf is wrong with the audio holy shit

  • @brunoactis1104
    @brunoactis1104 5 месяцев назад +6

    6 is average in Europe, latin america and africa iirc. Americans have it pretty small actually lol 5 is the average i think. That's what wild capitalism does to a mf, not even joking.

    • @kyzantia8884
      @kyzantia8884 5 месяцев назад

      What ? Americans are just Europeans, Latin Americans, and Africans, on a different continent.

  • @chuckvincent5691
    @chuckvincent5691 5 месяцев назад

    Miron Gains chickened out on this one.

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo 5 месяцев назад

      What you tryna say

    • @chuckvincent5691
      @chuckvincent5691 5 месяцев назад

      @@_Yombo no way is he publicizing his dick size. lol.

  • @ihop1571
    @ihop1571 5 месяцев назад +1

    42:11

  • @majorarchannah9183
    @majorarchannah9183 5 месяцев назад

    Chai has E.D.

  • @mineantoine1248
    @mineantoine1248 5 месяцев назад

    Isnt 6,5 soft not that weird?

    • @_Yombo
      @_Yombo 5 месяцев назад

      5.1 is the average when erect

  • @josephgonzales4287
    @josephgonzales4287 5 месяцев назад

    Too quick

  • @mimiming333
    @mimiming333 5 месяцев назад +1

    9:24 20:13 48:06

    • @TheLadyBlerd
      @TheLadyBlerd 5 месяцев назад

      This series of time stamps 😅😂😂😂😅 you wild
      Edit:
      Honorable mentions... 5:05 18:13

  • @nistic5723
    @nistic5723 5 месяцев назад

    Poor Darius