Women Rank Men By Size | Hasanabi Reacts to Jubilee
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2024
- Hasan reacts to another Size Ranking video from Jubilee where this time women come in to judge and guess beforehand!
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Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, True Crime, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos. 
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1st
I once saw this chart describing the average size, height, & weight of the human body & it's parts, & it said the average length of a man's "Size" is 14 cm or 5.5 inches. Take this however you want.
@@ketsuppy
i’m not gonna lie, that story that chai told is probably the darkest and funniest thing i’ve ever heard from one of these videos lmfao
blud thought it was a safe space🤣
the grandfather story had me speechless
Batman couldn't get that info outta me
I was at work and I fucking audibly GASPED
BRO, That grandfather story was madness 💀💀
loving the editors notes
I'm hung like horse. A seahorse
All them kids hanging off you?
real as hell
24:58 why did bro just tell that to the whole internet
that was so sad and crazy at the same time
I skipped ahead to the timestamp thinking it must be bad but that was so tame.
What's the problem, it was a funny story.
I thought it was absolutely hilarious!
Im not at all up to speed with the drake stuff, but seeing a random video with the title of "Drake Vs Kendrick Vs the Riddler" with Akademiks in the corner is so funny man
it's lowkey not even clickbait,, like this dude is crazy
i swear being on camera makes some people wanna reveal their dark passengers hahahahah jesus christ Chai whyyyyy
I've been with six men in my life, one at a time. Two were well above average in p size, two were average, and two were below average - including one micro-p and one that was literally the same length and girth as my index finger. They all said I was tight. The above-average guys were not the best people, and one of them spent zero effort on foreplay or making sure I got mine after he was done. Guys, treat women with respect and pay attention to what they like. Get good at foreplay, regardless of p size. If she doesn't finish during sex, offer to find another way to help her finish. The size isn't as important as many ppl would have you believe. Also, if it's past a certain length, a lot of ladies can't handle it.
Best wishes to all
It's amazing that this message never gets through to most men regardless of how many times women say it. They're just like "nah women prefer bigger".
@@NosyFella everyone wants to be wanted in a certain way. same way women will talk about the unrealistic beauty standards on them while men have their breath taken away by a mcdonalds worker
@@NosyFella It probably won't get through most men because when a woman is emotionally hurt, guess what the common insults are...?
True. I would say i‘m very good at fingering and pretty good at oral and i‘m lucky to have a big d!ck.
But i give every woman i have sex with an orgasm before the sex.
Most of them said 80% of men they slept with couldn’t make them cum and 50% didn’t even know where the clit is which is extremely sad.
So if you’re good at foreplay and know where the clit is and how to make a woman orgasm you already have a huge advantage over most men. Add to that the fact that a lot of women can only orgasm from clitoral stimulation and the advantage gets even bigger.
Sure i‘m happy about my size and basically every woman i slept with told me that it’s big and that it’s an amazing D but the fact i can make them orgasm every time is definitely more important.
And it’s also not only a good thing to have a big penis. Women under 5ft3in are in pain when i‘m not extremely careful. Luckily i now have a girl that kinda likes the pain because being extremely careful and soft during sex is kinda boring. It’s gotta be at least a little rough and passionate.
Anyway just learn where the clit is and what to do with it and communicate with your partner. Find out what turns her on and how she wants to get f*cked. If you do that and the woman is also a mature adult and not someone with the mind of an inexperienced teen, size shouldn’t really matter that much.
But also everyone has preferences. Some men like big boobs and some women like big d!cks. Can’t be mad at someone for having a preference. Maybe her vagina isn’t very tight because of genetics and she doesn’t feel anything with a small penis. So if she tells you nicely and isn’t mean you should respect her honesty and move on instead of being mad at her for being shallow.
Bro took a census
Chatter said girth is a lame stat must have a pencil lol pretty much every women will tell you its more important
yea. and it's also what can become a problem for certain acts. either way, it definitely has more of an influence
girth is more important than length, length i feel can be a hinderance more, maybe just bc i’m short
@@jurgnobs1308 girth is more important but length is the thing that can cause problems. If it’s too long or the girl is too short it can hit her cervix and judging from how women react to that it must be extremely painful.
I guess girth can also cause problems but it has to be huge for that while 7 inches length can already cause pain for a lot of women
Fyi, the bot channel has made a new channel and are now posting on both their old "HasanAbi Reacts To" channel and now a "HasanAbi Clips" channel
Thank you for sharing, we are already aware but appreciate it nonetheless
"Hasanabi reacts to" is a bot?
How do you know a channel is a bot channel? Is it based on locations like Singapore or the Philippines?
@@thomascromwell6840 reacts to is based in vietnam - if you scroll back far enough on the channel, all the videos are just random Vietnamese crap (then it suddenly switches to Hasan clips at one point)
@@VolumeCheese Yes. If you're new to the community, they are a botted channel that copyright strikes the real channels
Best channel in the complex
Frfr ❤❤❤
every person they had in this video was in the top 50 percentile btw and the last 3 were in top 2 percentile so like this is really giving a false idea of size lol
If it was really accurate they would have had one person with 4 inches, 2 that were 5, 2 that were 6, and one that was 7.
Anything past 7 is pretty much impossible in day to day life lol. You are more likely to see 20 micropenises before you see 1 that was 8+.
Exactly like I pegged Chai exactly at five for size, but I was shocked when there was no one under five like huh??
Who would apply for this shoot if they weren’t packing
@@daisystrait me
Yeah, statistically (according to data that suffers from being left-tailed/is skewed, i.e. people who were larger were more likely to participate in the study), the top 3 (almost half) guys in the video are one in 1.000 or rare. (Disclaimer: I know this from trying to talk terminally onlineincels/dickcels back from their toxic ideas.)
Don't think so 🤔 I rarely see micropenises in my day to day life. I usually see guys 6+. I am in America though so that's a factor. The reason they say the avg dick size is that small is because of the Asians and the Latinos.... It's so much Asians in the world they skew the size chart. It's rare to see a Black dude with a dick size less than 6
this is one of the funniest hasan reacts im ngl
Soft size varies a lot.
Thank you for doing the hard investigative journalism into the nose claims! Truly a paragon of the industrial clips complex.
I like the fun facts you put in the video
Lol i think Chai cooked too much.😂😂
Also Israel is a legit grower, now i can say I'm not alone on that category. 😂😂
This video proves that you can't tell how big that freaky thang is until it's unleashed
I once saw this chart describing the average size, height, & weight of the human body & it's parts, & it said the average length of a man's "Size" is 14 cm or 5.5 inches. Take this however you want.
Erect or flaccid lol
I prefer to take it with consent.
I remember your profile picture from a comment thread on a Malcolm in the Middle video years ago.
does the average even matter?
I think men care more what what women prefer than how they compare to the average.
@@bandit7497 how do men know what women prefer? Do all women think the same?
Everyone clapping for #1 is crazy 😂😂
5:10 smirking emojie
That one lady was so mad at the results
How is it a curse to go from 1 inch to 6 inches? You pack meat when you need to but are safer from random footballs hitting you in groin as you walk down the sidewalk
We know the editor of this channel has a small nose when he adds only one study claims this fact.
Ad break hit at exactly 12:00pm and now my day is ruined
My god, I got the order right.
There’s only one biometric “indicator” according to a Japanese study that basically found a stronger-than-random correlation in the negative index-to-ring-finger ratio. Basically, if your ring finger is longer than your index finger it seems to indicate activity of the kind of same in-utero hormonal stew that could also very likely make the wee-wee bigger.
Well, as a trans guy I feel cheated now. My ringfinger is over a whole centimeter longer than my index.
Whose ring finger is shorter than their index finger lol
It’s associated with prenatal test exposure. It isn’t universal.
I’m a grower and got laughed at by a friends group when I was younger because I didn’t understand that being a grower isn’t normal. They asked me how long I was and I told them 1” and they ate that up, I was confused because I thought they were asking “presently” at that moment how long I was. Yeah I might hold the record for size ratio 1-9”. Hasan is 100% on the money, it’s a curse. There’s always the irrational fear that It will rupture and often it will jam itself into a weird position, baggy pants are usually a good solution. I guess it also allows me to enjoy overcompensating with a large truck and still crave tiny cars, lol. Like those vintage British Minis, those things are the shit.
Bro what? Most men are growers. I would even say that most people (men and women) think that showers are the weird ones. And everyone knows that soft size doesn’t correlate with hard size. Trust me no woman will laugh at you or look at you funny because of your soft size.
I’ve never heard someone being worried about that before lol
that man went from 1 to 6 that's wild , also good for chai honestly
Not gonna lie this made me feel better about myself and my size lol
I don’t get the whipped cream getting an upgrade. It’s lazy and sugar causes yeast and Carrying bacteria
Phalloplasty - sometimes the nerves are pulled from the thigh and skin pulled from the arm but each surgeon is different. You can ask for length. You can ask for cut it uncut but it won’t look perfect. It does take several stages. People sometimes choose to get their phallo tattoo after full healing to make more realistic (and it ends up looking rlly good)
I’ve thought about it but I personally want it to be better done. The chance of loosing sexual feeling is a thing which I wouldn’t want and the chance of something happening (like open wound or such that takes an extra surgery to fix) is high.
There are other forms of ftm bottom surgery. You can get the muscle holding the clit cut which releases it and makes it a little longer. There’s also one where you can get basically a micro penis. Lots of options!
As someone that 5’5” , has a small nose , small hands, wears 10 size shoes, and shy and quiet but has an 8”er, I’m gonna say that all of that correlation to P size is bullshit
Dog you’re 5’5 and are a size 10 . I’m 5’11 and a size 11.
@@Sizeki I’m like a hobbit I guess lol. I thought 10 size was on the smaller end for men’s shoes lol
10-12 is pretty much the average , I wear 15 EEEE at 6 feet tall . With the size of my hands and feet I should put John Holmes to shame lol its all BS .
Same except im like 5’8 and size 11.5 people pull stats out their 🍑 sometimes
I'm 5'9 and size 10
YOU’RE PLAYING DISCO!? Amazing news. I will watch gaming content for this
5:05 bro I’m eating 😭 I almost spit my fucking good out 💀
My jaw dropped at both the size and that someone has it saved
Edit: and he said he’s a grower so that thing HANGS!
my fucking good ☠️
Keep that good inside lil bro 😭💀
6:22 I really wish I never knew that mr editor
IM HERE IM HERE IM HERE
Yeah, we know. So are your 600 illegal cousins lol.
I feel like I'm the only one who absolutely *loves* Chai 😂 He's my type of guy!
Being too big (or at least too big for your partner) can suck too. Lube can help sure but being afraid of hurting can kill the mood
Mist of the time the pain comes from hitting the cervix. Lube ain’t gonna help with that. If the pain is because of stretching you just need more foreplay to get her more wet. Or spit on it.
I honestly never heard of someone using lube for vaginal sex. For handjobs? Sure especially for cut dudes and obviously for anal but everything else mah
this was my prediction from the lineup
black shirt
pink suit
green/white
brown jacket
plaid
heavy guy
flipped the last two. and number 1 was an anomaly, otherwise i nailed it
as an aside, im like a 2 to 7
TMI but I think I'd be perfect for this. They're asking questions that I'd have the perfect answers for and I'd be towards the top at the end, even tho I am kind of a shy nerd. 7x5.5 don't lie though, I'd be cooking. I could've played Xander's role perfectly
Dzyum!! Jubilee is going crazy!!!😂😂😂😂
5:00 👑👑👑
It’s all about the hand size. Big strong hands means big mean hawg! 😂
According to Wikipedia the average human male is 5 inches and lasts two minutes.
the dude that kept patting people on the back was so insufferable 💀
Which one the gay dude or the league player ?
@@ydran5783 uh neither i think? the dude in the green cardigan
@@r1tw1kreally ? as a dude he seems like the type who'd not always understand but still be supportive maybe I'm being chratiable cuz he fits certain standards
Because I'm not a dude, can guys answer to me why they DON'T have lube? I get the possible "embarrassment" of having someone "find it" and what not but it seems kinda selfish to not have it if you have a partner, no? What's wrong with having lube? 🤔
Ngl lube ive had was mostly used on me for handjobs. If you spend enough attention on foreplay with your partner there is no need for it
Nothing wrong with that. I love lube especially when I also use it to massage a woman
As I guy I really don't know, I have Uberlube and astroglide. I like lube that's really all I care about, maybe in there minds dry is more manly?
because most men arent having sex.
Dont know why my previous comment got the deleted. I got lube, but in the past relationships i had it was more for handy work on me than the girl. If you do the fun before action right theres no need at all.
Maybe this is pg enough
Every time I've seen Facebook posts that are like "men, how big are you really?"
At least half the comments are like "I'm not going to lie or exaggerate, I'm just a humble 6.5-7"
My man... No. That's not being "humble" and you know it. 😂😂😂🤦♂️
Body language tells everything. The guys who are truly confident do nothing with their hands for the group photos. Those group photos at the end need to be studied.
Mine goes from like 1-2 inches (weather depending 😂) to like 6 1/2. I thought that was normal lol.
BRO HOW
i feel like saying stuff like 'big dick energy' or 'small dick energy' is terrible. Especially using "small dick energy" as an insult towards someone who is just not a good person, it's really just body shaming in the worst way and honestly I don't feel like anyone takes it seriously at all either. I just want to be seen as a guy with a normal penis, just a penis, not a [size] [race] penis.
yes but literally no one cares because it's about amab people
Doesn’t small dick energy mean no confidence? Didn’t realize it meant bad person
1 to 7 too
6 flaccid and 8 erect is a mutation
BRUH 5:06 IS MODNESS
i dont think nose size correlates with penis size atleast for me
Did they measure from the base or from the balls?
From intestines ;)
13:51 Jesus... I ride a bicycle 😒😒😒🤪
not exactly 1 to 8 but I go from 2 to 7.
(points at username)
PS: I'm a trans man 😘
Poor Darius
Has hassan started to play disco elysium. Really want to watch that
Yeah he’s played several hours so far
I truly don't understand how people can care about this kind of stuff. 🤔
I'm gonna minecraft myself, bois.
42:11
No-ball Prize?
Pink dress is right about her claims, there's white papers on it. Nose size is heavily correlated, shoe size is not at all and neither is height at all
Plot twist, they all had over 9 inchers.
men are hilarious individuals
bro this isn’t fair everyone knows ellen degeneres is packing
What are your numbers Hasan? ;)
she didnt mentin if the nose size is negatively of positively corelated just that it was
dude's just an over-sharer.
Darius is proof being a nice person gives you a huge hog
Why did they say “girth is more important” like that’s supposed to make the small guys feel better lol
Maybe they got chodes
nolan was hilarious
LOL STOP OBJECTFYING HASANDRE. i mean i get it BUT STOOOOP.
Every person in these clips sounds totally clueless.
I'm gay & I'm telling you 5" is FINE. You can go to town on it, have a good time & not have strep throat the next day. Nothing wrong with that my bros.
bruh yeahhh ima say they picked stereo types for sureeeee bro gets a stiffy and gets light headed..........
but they arent doing any favores with the stereo types lol
I have a big nose...can confirm. ;)
Same
free palesftine
Darius is king shit
wtf is wrong with the audio holy shit
Imagine if one of them was secretly trans😭
The nose correlation is sooo false lmaoooo
5 to 7.5 by 6.2 girth right here 🙌
i wanna b friends with darius
Same
💀
Too quick
Miron Gains chickened out on this one.
What you tryna say
@@Voun_ no way is he publicizing his dick size. lol.
Chai has E.D.
9:24 20:13 48:06
This series of time stamps 😅😂😂😂😅 you wild
Edit:
Honorable mentions... 5:05 18:13
Pog
6 is average in Europe, latin america and africa iirc. Americans have it pretty small actually lol 5 is the average i think. That's what wild capitalism does to a mf, not even joking.
What ? Americans are just Europeans, Latin Americans, and Africans, on a different continent.
Isnt 6,5 soft not that weird?
5.1 is the average when erect
grandpa is dying on the floor, grandson is banging away doing CPR to stayin alive by the BeeGees, he's focused on saving his grandpa's li....whoa, hey grandpa...you gt a big uuuh, huh...is that normal? damn grandpop, that thing is waaaaaay bigger n mine. thats not cool, you know what, ima let you go. you've had a long life, among other things, its my turn to have the longest shlong in the house. so you gotta go man.
Not to brag, but I'm also 1 to 6, and it's NOT a pencil
When I'm cold or high adrenaline, it goes from less than half to over 6. 😂
@tuffy135ify sometimes I just be sitting a weird way, and it tries to retract into my body 😭😭
Yeah I thought that was normal.
Like what girth because 4.5 is avg pretty much
@rohansahoo639 I honestly have never measured girth, but I would say about 2.5-3 on a good day
Black is better